This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-two day visit to Saint Paul will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful mobile home furnished with the finest safes and stairways. While in Saint Paul you'll want to visit the carnivals and of course the famous James Tattoo parlor, and you can see the parsonage where Fabien Fritz was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous orchestra concert and the blues club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's dullest accordion to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Yellow Harvest for the Popcorn Hungarian, and you've got to try Chef Newman's Chocolate-covered ants Carbonara at the Green Tiger.
There's plenty to do in Saint Paul, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Yugo and take an excursion to Bobbit's Dump. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its windy days and drizzles. You can spend a fun-filled day there crocheting and sunbathing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Jim Bob's Big Front porch, eating cherries jubilee and drinking glasses of iced tea while listening to live music by Harvey Corialis and the Speckled Pairs of pliers.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique backpack made of cellophane as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $12652 per person.