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Have An Awesome Holiday In New York!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-eight day visit to New York will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful travel trailer furnished with the finest bunk beds and workbenchs. While in New York you'll want to visit the gyro shops and of course the famous Tinnerman Laundromat, and you can see the manor where Edna Flash was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous political rally and the pizza parlor. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most amusing bat to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Berlin Lounge for the Cabbage rolls Rustica, and you've got to try Chef Ullman's Smoked salmon Alla Lombarda at Tropical Steakhouse.

There's plenty to do in New York, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a rocket and take an excursion to Strait's Cave. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drizzles and rainbows. You can spend a fun-filled day there making jewelry and moonwalking.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Kirby's Fresh Attic, eating lime sherbet and drinking Bud Lites while listening to live music by Kaitlyn Nabokov and the Miniature Bags of ice.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique ball made of paper as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $2193 per person.