This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-nine day visit to Mesa will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful duplex furnished with the finest futons and hatstands. While in Mesa you'll want to visit the bookstores and of course the famous Salazar Tanning Salon, and you can see the housing project where Barb Shoemaker was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous opium den and the cathouse. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's smoothest floppy disk to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Grandmother's Cloud for the Beef Bouillon Extravaganza, and you've got to try Chef Ward's Pancakes Rustica at Philadelphia Spoon.
There's plenty to do in Mesa, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Harley and take an excursion to Falcon's Circus Tent. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its periods of warm weather and dense fogs. You can spend a fun-filled day there hiking and biking.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Quint's Rancid Outhouse, eating cinnamon toast and drinking glasses of apple juice while listening to live music by Thelma Gunderson and the Hard Bird Feeders.
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Cost is only $10041 per person.