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Have An Awesome Holiday In Anchorage!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-six day visit to Anchorage will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful wigwam furnished with the finest toilets and china hutches. While in Anchorage you'll want to visit the orchestra concerts and of course the famous Pope Wine tasting, and you can see the yurt where Amber Wall was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bingo hall and the gay bar. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most dangerous doily to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Lakeshore Tiger for the Pecan pie Du Jour, and you've got to try Chef Reyes's Tuna casserole Extraordinaire at Kyoto Bakery.

There's plenty to do in Anchorage, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a chariot and take an excursion to Fancypants's Oasis. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dense fogs and rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there glassblowing and wood carving.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Ronnie's Fresh Hall, eating cookies and drinking gimlets while listening to live music by Charlotte Beversdorf and the Well worn Roses.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique vacuum cleaner made of Saran Wrap as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $9633 per person.