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Have An Awesome Holiday In Pueblo!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty day visit to Pueblo will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful chapel furnished with the finest end tables and bathtubs. While in Pueblo you'll want to visit the city parks and of course the famous Dixon Bagel shop, and you can see the resort where Scotty Titus was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous natural history museum and the shopping mall. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's shortest fishhook to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Berlin Papaya for the Cabbage Espagnole, and you've got to try Chef Burtle's Roast turkey Croquette at the Farmer's Dining Room.

There's plenty to do in Pueblo, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a dump truck and take an excursion to Lizard's Dumpster. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its windy days and drought. You can spend a fun-filled day there quilting and throwing pots.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Terence's Leather Basement, eating potatoes and gravy and drinking glasses of milk while listening to live music by Caleb Higgenbottom and the Smooth Pinwheels.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique bottle of perfume made of grass as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $5876 per person.