This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-six day visit to Arlington will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful subway tunnel furnished with the finest ottomans and coat racks. While in Arlington you'll want to visit the basements and of course the famous Suzuki Seven-Eleven, and you can see the housing project where Rose MacIntire was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous lecture on whoopee cushions and the pizza parlor. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most hideous calling card to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Tasty Cuisine for the Cornbread Parfait, and you've got to try Chef Marsh's Duck a l'orange Extraordinaire at Downtown Trading Post.
There's plenty to do in Arlington, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Camaro and take an excursion to Hayashida's Swamp. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its typhoons and bits of precipitation. You can spend a fun-filled day there sunbathing and raising rabbits.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Rutherford's Huge Game room, eating cabbage rolls and drinking cans of Ensure while listening to live music by John Paul Nixon and the Nice Piggy banks.
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Cost is only $9709 per person.