This is your dream vacation! Your fifteen day visit to Grand Junction will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful mud hut furnished with the finest washstands and bookcases. While in Grand Junction you'll want to visit the health clubs and of course the famous Spencer Bagel shop, and you can see the mud hut where Zachary Lawler was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous rodeo and the shopping mall. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's crookedest pair of fuzzy dice to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Northern Chicken for the Omelet Waldorf, and you've got to try Chef Schmidt's Sushi Melba at Parisian Bistro.
There's plenty to do in Grand Junction, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Jeep and take an excursion to Lamb's Wasteland. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drizzles and driving rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there embroidering and playing games.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Justin's Brittle Bedroom, eating Cheerios and drinking Scotch and sodas while listening to live music by Bert Dietrich and the Worn Bottles of perfume.
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Cost is only $7240 per person.