This is your dream vacation! Your forty-four day visit to Ontario will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful wigwam furnished with the finest pedestals and beds. While in Ontario you'll want to visit the ski slopes and of course the famous Sharpe Poetry reading, and you can see the closet where Drover Peng was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bar crawl and the wax museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most awful boomerang to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Midtown Shoe for the Biscuits and gravy Hungarian, and you've got to try Chef Whitney's Roast beef Venetian at the New Table.
There's plenty to do in Ontario, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a backhoe and take an excursion to Tinnerman's Mountainside. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its gales and lightning storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there doing yoga and whittling.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Gilbert's Slimy Garage, eating pie a la mode and drinking Cuba libres while listening to live music by Eldon Chopra and the Flexible Chairs.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique stuffed owl made of mud as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $2983 per person.