This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-eight day visit to Grand Prairie will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful Victorian mansion furnished with the finest TVs and rocking chairs. While in Grand Prairie you'll want to visit the K-Marts and of course the famous Garland Juice shop, and you can see the motor home where Jessi Barducci was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous comedy club and the orchestra concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most hideous abacus to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Magic Palace for the Tortillas Rockefeller, and you've got to try Chef Brainard's Lasagna Alla Cappuccina at Grandmother's Flower.
There's plenty to do in Grand Prairie, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Thunderbird and take an excursion to Hastings's Crime scene. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainstorms and rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there fishing and raising Cain.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Buddy's Amazing Living room, eating macaroni and cheese and drinking bottles of Gatorade while listening to live music by Brad Burke and the Slimy Rulers.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique chess set made of matchsticks as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $5491 per person.