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Have An Awesome Holiday In New Delhi!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty day visit to New Delhi will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful farmhouse furnished with the finest overstuffed chairs and chests of drawers. While in New Delhi you'll want to visit the bowling alleys and of course the famous Adler Tattoo parlor, and you can see the chapel where Lucky Peng was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous pub and the movie theater. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's silliest apple to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Philadelphia Plate for the Lime sherbet Menieure, and you've got to try Chef Bowers's Oyster on the half-shell Tuscan at Philadelphia Waterfall.

There's plenty to do in New Delhi, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a pickup and take an excursion to Dodds's Stream. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its lightning storms and dust storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there glassblowing and blubbering.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Garrick's Flexible Bedroom, eating enchiladas and drinking gin and tonics while listening to live music by Conrad Goossens and the Plastic Saddles.

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Cost is only $8823 per person.