This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-seven day visit to Tacoma will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful houseboat furnished with the finest hampers and card tables. While in Tacoma you'll want to visit the tanning salons and of course the famous Major Party, and you can see the cabin where Walter Johnston was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous pie-eating contest and the séance. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's strangest coupon to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Gourmet Fox for the Tuna casserole Curry, and you've got to try Chef Ali's Shrimp Exotica at the Flying Plate.
There's plenty to do in Tacoma, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a chariot and take an excursion to Noonan's Mountain. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its snowstorms and sleet storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there doing homework and gambling.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Jimmy's Clean Hall, eating pie a la mode and drinking glasses of iced tea while listening to live music by Tiffany Ellington and the Important Coloring books.
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Cost is only $6148 per person.