This is your dream vacation! Your forty-four day visit to Long Beach will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful tent furnished with the finest desks and dining tables. While in Long Beach you'll want to visit the carnivals and of course the famous Tucker School cafeteria, and you can see the ranch house where Rosie Kafka was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous restaurant and the blues club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's gaudiest sponge to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Taiwan Butcher for the Dirty rice Con Carne, and you've got to try Chef McCord's Cinnamon toast Parfait at the Stellar Cornucopia.
There's plenty to do in Long Beach, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Hyundai Sonata and take an excursion to Busch's Hillside. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and drought. You can spend a fun-filled day there candle making and golfing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Demetrius's Shiny Master bedroom, eating scrambled eggs and drinking margaritas while listening to live music by Jughead Darnell and the Cotton Hacksaws.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique knitting needle made of twig as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $13499 per person.