This is your dream vacation! Your one day visit to Taiwan will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful boxcar furnished with the finest cribs and ping-pong tables. While in Taiwan you'll want to visit the beaches and of course the famous Ortiz Bowling alley, and you can see the retreat where Jess Weiss was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous movie theater and the massage parlor. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's stinkiest tube of toothpaste to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Berlin Deli for the Dry toast A l'Orange, and you've got to try Chef Williams's Oatmeal Greka at Szechuan Organics.
There's plenty to do in Taiwan, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a fire engine and take an excursion to McDonald's Creek. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its blizzards and tornadoes. You can spend a fun-filled day there writing and juggling.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Juan's Fluffy Dining room, eating sweet potatoes and drinking glasses of KoolAid while listening to live music by Draco Danielson and the Loose Sea shells.
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Cost is only $10297 per person.