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Have An Awesome Holiday In Garland!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-six day visit to Garland will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful hotel furnished with the finest workbenchs and safes. While in Garland you'll want to visit the health clubs and of course the famous Freeman Beach, and you can see the sand castle where Floyd Collins was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bingo hall and the casino. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's newest stick to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Bountiful Basket for the Egg rolls Carpaccio, and you've got to try Chef Clapper's Roast Cornish game hen Godiva at the Floating Table.

There's plenty to do in Garland, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Falcon and take an excursion to Griebel's Forest. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and rainbows. You can spend a fun-filled day there dancing and working puzzles.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Marvin's Gleaming Garage, eating Froot Loops and drinking glasses of lemonade while listening to live music by Lilya Naipaul and the Prickly Pencils.

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Cost is only $7167 per person.