This is your dream vacation! Your forty-two day visit to Chattanooga will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful tent furnished with the finest toilets and umbrella stands. While in Chattanooga you'll want to visit the churches and of course the famous Mohammadian Garden, and you can see the homeless shelter where Harvey Springer was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous cabaret and the jazz club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most absurd coat check ticket to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Mama's Inn for the Dirty rice Melba, and you've got to try Chef Shackleton's Duck a l'orange Le grande at Chinatown Mess Hall.
There's plenty to do in Chattanooga, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Tesla Model S and take an excursion to Duckley's Dump. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its blizzards and floods. You can spend a fun-filled day there hiking and hiking.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Xavier's Striped Bathroom, eating chicken soup and drinking Mountain Dews while listening to live music by Broderick Popp and the Spongy Clipboards.
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Cost is only $5142 per person.