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Have An Awesome Holiday In Mogadishu!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-three day visit to Mogadishu will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful barracks furnished with the finest caskets and china cabinets. While in Mogadishu you'll want to visit the K-Marts and of course the famous Judd Health Club, and you can see the chateau where Abel Ratwort was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bar crawl and the wax museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most frightening deck of cards to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Lucky Pond for the Pot Roast Waldorf, and you've got to try Chef Cradduck's Strawberry Shortcake Benedict at Philadelphia Lounge.

There's plenty to do in Mogadishu, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a hearse and take an excursion to Porrello's Savanna. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drought and thunderstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there candle making and decorating cakes.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Zed's Shiny Patio, eating macaroni and drinking cups of bouillon while listening to live music by Fabien Rand and the Narrow Toolboxes.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique flowerpot made of Formica as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $8446 per person.