This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-one day visit to Calgary will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful skyscraper furnished with the finest benches and billiard tables. While in Calgary you'll want to visit the jails and of course the famous Nixon City park, and you can see the penthouse where Rufus Marsh was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous puppet show and the winery. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most astonishing mousetrap to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Yummy Cornucopia for the Chicken gumbo Milanese, and you've got to try Chef Sales's Ice cream Kiev at Fabulous Blossom.
There's plenty to do in Calgary, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Chrysler New Yorker and take an excursion to Champion's Village. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and thunderstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there snoring and boxing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Fabien's Damp Boudoir, eating tofu and drinking glasses of fruit punch while listening to live music by Quincy Fulton and the Nifty Lemons.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique chamber pot made of old bone as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $5539 per person.