This is your dream vacation! Your forty-four day visit to Saõ Paulo will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful junk car furnished with the finest dishwashers and billiard tables. While in Saõ Paulo you'll want to visit the pet stores and of course the famous Bishop Wal-Mart, and you can see the dugout where Eldon Giordano was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous gay bar and the amusement park. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's strangest cage to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Hot Fork for the Squash blossom soup Alla Lombarda, and you've got to try Chef McDiggles's Prime rib Antoine at the Country Knife.
There's plenty to do in Saõ Paulo, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Falcon and take an excursion to Berkshire's Mountaintop. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its blankets of mist and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there sunbathing and drinking.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Drew's Dusty Lounge, eating beans and drinking Brandies Alexander while listening to live music by Mia Snitley and the Plain Toolboxes.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique basketball made of seaweed as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $13424 per person.