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Have An Awesome Holiday In Aurora!

This is your dream vacation! Your five day visit to Aurora will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful crypt furnished with the finest bunk beds and ironing boards. While in Aurora you'll want to visit the senior citizens centers and of course the famous Frankowitz Taco shop, and you can see the hotel where Cheng Countryman was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous ball game and the art exhibit. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most natural bottle of perfume to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Hot Kettle for the Egg salad sandwich A la creme, and you've got to try Chef Locke's Strawberry shortcake A la King at the Farmer's Counter.

There's plenty to do in Aurora, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a tricycle and take an excursion to Schreiber's Lagoon. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainstorms and hurricanes. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing volleyball and moonwalking.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Abe's Hideous Basement, eating sauerkraut and drinking cups of Sanka while listening to live music by Angie Bing and the Ridged Dead finches.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique Lego set made of Kevlar as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $53 per person.