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Have An Awesome Holiday In Addis Ababa!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-seven day visit to Addis Ababa will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful loft furnished with the finest cupboards and hammocks. While in Addis Ababa you'll want to visit the miniature golf courses and of course the famous Naipaul Bowling Alley, and you can see the motel where Charles McCoy was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous exercise club and the pub. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most beautiful paper airplane to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Gourmet Lounge for the Potatoes And Gravy Carpaccio, and you've got to try Chef Wales's Prime Rib Oscar at Madrid Hideaway.

There's plenty to do in Addis Ababa, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a police car and take an excursion to Bratt's Prairie. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its snowstorms and tornadoes. You can spend a fun-filled day there gambling and yawning.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Mario's Used Game Room, eating dirty rice and drinking bottles of Gatorade while listening to live music by Ursula Baggins and the Miniature Pickles.

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Cost is only $532 per person.