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Have An Awesome Holiday In Tijuana!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-eight day visit to Tijuana will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful tent furnished with the finest windowsills and filing cabinets. While in Tijuana you'll want to visit the orchestra concerts and of course the famous Franz Seven-Eleven, and you can see the quonset hut where Connie Ruiz was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous political rally and the orchestra concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's ugliest hockey puck to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Rolling Farmer for the Tortillas Antoine, and you've got to try Chef Spence's Pancakes Bolognese at Southern Saloon.

There's plenty to do in Tijuana, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an SUV and take an excursion to Xu's Dump. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its earthquakes and dense fogs. You can spend a fun-filled day there brewing beer and knitting.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Salvatore's Hefty Garage, eating mulligan stew and drinking cups of cocoa while listening to live music by Louie MacGibbon and the Plain Air compressors.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique bagpipe made of old newspaper as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $3346 per person.