This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-four day visit to Calgary will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful convent furnished with the finest coat racks and cushions. While in Calgary you'll want to visit the day care centers and of course the famous Arnold Bowling alley, and you can see the wikiup where Barb Verma was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bookstore and the variety show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most amusing buzz saw to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Exotic Coffee Shop for the Beans Alla Lombarda, and you've got to try Chef Schecter's Hot dogs Newburg at Bill's Platter.
There's plenty to do in Calgary, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Yugo and take an excursion to Porter's Prairie. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its snowstorms and gales. You can spend a fun-filled day there mountain climbing and fishing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Conner's Crusty Boiler room, eating lasagna and drinking glasses of Kool-Aid while listening to live music by LaDue Roe and the Porcelain Baseballs.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique candy bar made of fur as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $7622 per person.