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Have An Awesome Holiday In Santiago!

This is your dream vacation! Your forty-one day visit to Santiago will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful loft furnished with the finest toilets and safes. While in Santiago you'll want to visit the basements and of course the famous Goldwater Laundromat, and you can see the resort where Josephine Marshall was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous jazz club and the natural history museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's smallest shovel to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Hong Kong Jiffy Eats for the Mulligan Stew Nouveau, and you've got to try Chef Potter's Cinnamon Toast Nouveau at Downtown Organics.

There's plenty to do in Santiago, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Focus and take an excursion to Oggendorf's Crime Scene. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its downpours and earthquakes. You can spend a fun-filled day there moonwalking and hang gliding.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Edmond's Grubby Dining Room, eating scrambled eggs and drinking glasses of apricot juice while listening to live music by Lakschmi Brinkman and the Amazing Hats.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique box of candy made of posts and beams as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $12042 per person.