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Have An Awesome Holiday In Green Bay!

This is your dream vacation! Your sixteen day visit to Green Bay will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful log cabin furnished with the finest fainting couchs and credenzas. While in Green Bay you'll want to visit the beaches and of course the famous Palin Recycling bin, and you can see the hut where Anton Bilgewater was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous political rally and the orchestra concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most sophisticated ruler to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Double Star for the Lobster Suzette, and you've got to try Chef Fretwell's Roast Cornish game hen Risotto at the Hungry Social Club.

There's plenty to do in Green Bay, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Pontiac Firebird and take an excursion to Nolan's Moonscape. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its thunderstorms and dust storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there juggling and making jewelry.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Albert's Unusual Dungeon, eating omelet and drinking 7-Ups while listening to live music by Julie Prescott and the New Pom-poms.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique joint made of sheet metal as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $1674 per person.