This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-four day visit to Kyoto will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful convent furnished with the finest filing cabinets and wooden crates. While in Kyoto you'll want to visit the miniature golf courses and of course the famous Cochran Jail, and you can see the teepee where Darin Nussbaum was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous comedy club and the carnival. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's oddest bottle of painkillers to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Presidential Bison for the Tuna casserole Alfredo, and you've got to try Chef Zhu's Cornbread Mongole at the Stellar Grub Hall.
There's plenty to do in Kyoto, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Fiesta and take an excursion to Bobbit's Trail. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and drought. You can spend a fun-filled day there snuffling and making soap.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Randy's Immense Salon, eating egg salad sandwich and drinking rum and Cokes while listening to live music by Bill Schneider and the Petite Books.
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Cost is only $215 per person.