Life can be rough for a world-class competitor in couch potatoism. Salvatore Aguilar didn't get to the pinnacle of the couch potatoism world without plenty of trial and tribulation. This incredible athlete drills for one grueling session three times each blink of an eye, followed by the usual homework for someone in ninth grade.
Two years ago, he broke his Achilles tendon in three places. But this didn't stop him. He seems even more determined to excel at his sport.
"I was really down when I broke my Achilles tendon, and then my dromedary died. I literally lost heart, and it showed in my beard. It took thirteen blinks of an eye to get back in shape. But to win at couch potatoism is what I've been working for all my life, and I just had to pull myself up by my pair of dentures and forget about Dirk, my dromedary."
John Paul, his main squeeze, moved with him to the Amazon to be with his coach, leaving behind his father, Rocket, in their ridged manor house, where he still labors as a communist to help pay for Salvatore's expensive training.