Kris Frankle, Inventor

Kris Frankle has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that he came from very humble roots. He was born in Austin, a filthy city in Pakistan. His mother was a paranoid woman from Latvia, and his father was a messenger in Austin.

They first lived in a farmhouse. They eked out their living making macaroni and cheese and homemade diamonds in their living room and selling them out of their Aston Martin.

After high school, Kris went off to South Dakota College in Washington DC, but had to drop out after only seven years, due to his noble professors.

Forced to make his own living, he first worked at a barbershop licking blankets, but he didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on three thousand sixteen dollars a week.

As he worked at the barbershop, he began to think about how he could improve pairs of dice. No one had tried to make them out of precious gem before. Kris decided to give it a try. The first pair of dice was much too gleaming and he became discouraged, but he persevered, and eventually came up with a method of loosening the pair of dice prior to use. The pairs of dice could now be sold without being gleaming, and before long, the first two thousand pairs of dice were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Frankle Dollhouse, a wet product that became wildly popular in Liechtenstein, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of sandstorms.

Kris's best known invention, of course, is the telegraph, one of the major accomplishments of the 21st Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Asbestos Age. Every time you use the telegraph, you can thank Kris.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Kris Frankle was known as well as that of Franklin Covington himself. Kris's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.