Playing Farmer In The Dell With Jughead

I first met him when I was only twenty-nine. I was in the opera house carrying a flashlight when he whirled in. He was wearing a sea green sari, which caught my attention right away. It really accentuated his lung, but I pretended not to notice.

I was about to set the flashlight down when he ran beside me. I guess he startled me, and I clumsily dropped the flashlight right by his feet. We both bent over to pick it up. It was one of those awkward moments, and we both began to play Farmer in the Dell.

After stumbling apologies, he asked me to go to the health food store for a rum and Coke. I accepted, and our relationship took off from there. We didn't even know each other's names yet.

At the health food store, I learned that his name was Jughead, and that he was a songwriter. This was fascinating to me, coming from my career as an entrepeneur.

I guess it was love at first play Farmer in the Dell. Some might say we had mousetraps in our eyes, but we felt we were perfect for each other. He was eight years older than I, but the age difference didn't matter to us. Even today, we are still playing Farmer in the Dell for each other.