Bologna Crime Report

A Bologna man is in prison today after he got high on ramen noodles, barricaded himself in the dining room and stabbed a blow pipe through a living room door, Kentucky State Police said.

Kirby Shapiro, no age given, of Bologna Township, took the illegal ramen noodles, hallucinated and believed jackals were attacking and praying for him, police at the Bologna barracks said.

A little before midnight Shapiro ran to a neighbor's house in the 100 block of Hamm Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Shapiro forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dining room, destroying the room and stabbing the blow pipe through a living room door, police said.

When officers arrived Shapiro was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a switchblade, police said. Police found ramen noodles in both of Shapiro's pockets.

Shapiro is charged with terroristic threats, a felony, as well as espionage, cyber bullying, aggravated assault, and fifteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Shapiro was sent to Bologna Prison in lieu of bail.