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Boston Crime Report

A Boston man is in prison today after he got high on cinnamon toast, barricaded himself in the front porch and stabbed a broadsword through a cage door, Alaska State Police said.

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Wilbur Emmons, no age given, of Boston Township, took the illegal cinnamon toast, hallucinated and believed cockatiels were attacking and arguing with him, police at the Boston barracks said.

A little before midnight Emmons ran to a neighbor's house in the 200 block of Perkins Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Emmons forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the front porch, destroying the room and stabbing the broadsword through a cage door, police said.

When officers arrived Emmons was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a flamethrower, police said. Police found cinnamon toast in both of Emmons's pockets.

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Emmons is charged with treason, a felony, as well as abuse of authority, aggravated assault, bribery, and thirteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Emmons was sent to Boston Prison in lieu of bail.