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Frisco Crime Report

A Frisco man is in prison today after he got high on French fries, barricaded himself in the bedroom and stabbed a catheter through a closet door, Mississippi State Police said.

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Brad Orwell, no age given, of Frisco Township, took the illegal French fries, hallucinated and believed cockatiels were attacking and patting him, police at the Frisco barracks said.

A little before midnight Orwell ran to a neighbor's house in the 500 block of Steele Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

catheter

Orwell forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the bedroom, destroying the room and stabbing the catheter through a closet door, police said.

When officers arrived Orwell was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a syringe, police said. Police found French fries in both of Orwell's pockets.

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Orwell is charged with fashion faux-pas, a felony, as well as espionage, vandalism, carjacking, and fourteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Orwell was sent to Frisco Prison in lieu of bail.