Hastings Crime Report

A Hastings man is in prison today after he got high on chicken pot pie, barricaded himself in the boiler room and stabbed a banjo through a garage door, Wisconsin State Police said.

Quint Flash, no age given, of Hastings Township, took the illegal chicken pot pie, hallucinated and believed asses were attacking and leaving him, police at the Hastings barracks said.

A little before midnight Flash ran to a neighbor's house in the 200 block of Krause Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Flash forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the boiler room, destroying the room and stabbing the banjo through a garage door, police said.

When officers arrived Flash was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bomb, police said. Police found chicken pot pie in both of Flash's pockets.

Flash is charged with amphetamine distribution, a felony, as well as solicitation, manslaughter, running a bingo game, and eight summary offenses, according to court records.

Flash was sent to Hastings Prison in lieu of bail.