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Bridgeport Crime Report

A Bridgeport man is in prison today after he got high on country glazed ham, barricaded himself in the game room and stabbed a sling through a tool shed door, Virginia State Police said.

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Yancey Hart, no age given, of Bridgeport Township, took the illegal country glazed ham, hallucinated and believed lemurs were attacking and spilling a whiskey on him, police at the Bridgeport barracks said.

A little before midnight Hart ran to a neighbor's house in the 2100 block of Thurston Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Hart forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the game room, destroying the room and stabbing the sling through a tool shed door, police said.

When officers arrived Hart was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a Bowie knife, police said. Police found country glazed ham in both of Hart's pockets.

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Hart is charged with putting the thumb to the nose, a felony, as well as extortion, sedition, embezzlement, and fifteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Hart was sent to Bridgeport Prison in lieu of bail.