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San Francisco Crime Report

A San Francisco man is in prison today after he got high on ravioli, barricaded himself in the dining room and stabbed a scythe through a foyer door, Nebraska State Police said.

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Karl Kelly, no age given, of San Francisco Township, took the illegal ravioli, hallucinated and believed bandicoots were attacking and hugging him, police at the San Francisco barracks said.

A little before midnight Kelly ran to a neighbor's house in the 700 block of Bernstein Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Kelly forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dining room, destroying the room and stabbing the scythe through a foyer door, police said.

When officers arrived Kelly was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a street sweeper, police said. Police found ravioli in both of Kelly's pockets.

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Kelly is charged with probation violation, a felony, as well as espionage, harboring a fugitive, piracy, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Kelly was sent to San Francisco Prison in lieu of bail.