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Detroit Crime Report

A Detroit man is in prison today after he got high on cornbread, barricaded himself in the billiard room and stabbed a snowball through a porch door, Missouri State Police said.

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Jim Carpenter, no age given, of Detroit Township, took the illegal cornbread, hallucinated and believed lizards were attacking and grilling him, police at the Detroit barracks said.

A little before midnight Carpenter ran to a neighbor's house in the 1900 block of Dalton Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Carpenter forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the billiard room, destroying the room and stabbing the snowball through a porch door, police said.

When officers arrived Carpenter was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a golf club, police said. Police found cornbread in both of Carpenter's pockets.

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Carpenter is charged with aiding and abetting, a felony, as well as larceny, fabrication of evidence, mayhem, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

Carpenter was sent to Detroit Prison in lieu of bail.