A Podunk Hollow man is in prison today after he got high on cinnamon toast, barricaded himself in the closet and stabbed a can of Raid through a laundry room door, New Mexico State Police said.
Louie Nolan, no age given, of Podunk Hollow Township, took the illegal cinnamon toast, hallucinated and believed nightingales were attacking and trusting him, police at the Podunk Hollow barracks said.
A little before midnight Nolan ran to a neighbor's house in the 400 block of Snyder Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.
Nolan forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the closet, destroying the room and stabbing the can of Raid through a laundry room door, police said.
When officers arrived Nolan was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a stethoscope, police said. Police found cinnamon toast in both of Nolan's pockets.
Nolan is charged with mayhem, a felony, as well as incitement, treason, tax evasion, and fourteen summary offenses, according to court records.
Nolan was sent to Podunk Hollow Prison in lieu of bail.