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Saint Paul Crime Report

A Saint Paul man is in prison today after he got high on omelet, barricaded himself in the lounge and stabbed a blank stare through a dining room door, Wyoming State Police said.

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Lucky Sullivan, no age given, of Saint Paul Township, took the illegal omelet, hallucinated and believed penguins were attacking and blinking at him, police at the Saint Paul barracks said.

A little before midnight Sullivan ran to a neighbor's house in the 600 block of Brookshire Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Sullivan forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the lounge, destroying the room and stabbing the blank stare through a dining room door, police said.

When officers arrived Sullivan was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a blackjack, police said. Police found omelet in both of Sullivan's pockets.

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Sullivan is charged with being a blithering idiot, a felony, as well as blasphemy, bribery, trespass, and seven summary offenses, according to court records.

Sullivan was sent to Saint Paul Prison in lieu of bail.