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Tijuana Crime Report

A Tijuana man is in prison today after he got high on chocolate-covered ants, barricaded himself in the pool room and stabbed a torpedo through a kitchen door, Oregon State Police said.

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Luis Milano, no age given, of Tijuana Township, took the illegal chocolate-covered ants, hallucinated and believed squirrels were attacking and chatting with him, police at the Tijuana barracks said.

A little before midnight Milano ran to a neighbor's house in the 900 block of Sartre Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

torpedo

Milano forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the pool room, destroying the room and stabbing the torpedo through a kitchen door, police said.

When officers arrived Milano was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a set of nunchucks, police said. Police found chocolate-covered ants in both of Milano's pockets.

Milano is charged with false reporting, a felony, as well as swearing, forgery, pandering, and nineteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Milano was sent to Tijuana Prison in lieu of bail.