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Reno Crime Report

A Reno man is in prison today after he got high on chicken chow mein, barricaded himself in the study and stabbed a Colt 45 through a porch door, Nevada State Police said.

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Wilson Santos, no age given, of Reno Township, took the illegal chicken chow mein, hallucinated and believed mongeese were attacking and punching him, police at the Reno barracks said.

A little before midnight Santos ran to a neighbor's house in the 1100 block of Naipaul Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Santos forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the study, destroying the room and stabbing the Colt 45 through a porch door, police said.

When officers arrived Santos was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a howitzer, police said. Police found chicken chow mein in both of Santos's pockets.

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Santos is charged with homicide, a felony, as well as pyramid schemes, piracy, desertion, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

Santos was sent to Reno Prison in lieu of bail.