Fullerton Crime Report

A Fullerton man is in prison today after he got high on chicken soup, barricaded himself in the workshop and stabbed a firecracker through a kitchen door, New York State Police said.

Kelly Frizzlewump, no age given, of Fullerton Township, took the illegal chicken soup, hallucinated and believed donkeys were attacking and understanding him, police at the Fullerton barracks said.

A little before midnight Frizzlewump ran to a neighbor's house in the 1600 block of Shoemaker Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Frizzlewump forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the workshop, destroying the room and stabbing the firecracker through a kitchen door, police said.

When officers arrived Frizzlewump was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bayonette, police said. Police found chicken soup in both of Frizzlewump's pockets.

Frizzlewump is charged with smoking, a felony, as well as prescription fraud, voluntary manslaughter, incitement, and ten summary offenses, according to court records.

Frizzlewump was sent to Fullerton Prison in lieu of bail.