Kileen Crime Report

A Kileen man is in prison today after he got high on ham, barricaded himself in the front porch and stabbed a pair of bare hands through a bedroom door, Indiana State Police said.

Cheng David, no age given, of Kileen Township, took the illegal ham, hallucinated and believed iguanas were attacking and ostracizing him, police at the Kileen barracks said.

A little before midnight David ran to a neighbor's house in the 500 block of Goodman Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

David forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the front porch, destroying the room and stabbing the pair of bare hands through a bedroom door, police said.

When officers arrived David was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a pom-pom, police said. Police found ham in both of David's pockets.

David is charged with counterfeiting, a felony, as well as fashion faux-pas, inebriation, fabrication of evidence, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

David was sent to Kileen Prison in lieu of bail.