Muskogee Crime Report

A Muskogee man is in prison today after he got high on roast Cornish game hen, barricaded himself in the pantry and stabbed a photon torpedo through a study door, Vermont State Police said.

Jesse Baird, no age given, of Muskogee Township, took the illegal roast Cornish game hen, hallucinated and believed zebras were attacking and pinning him, police at the Muskogee barracks said.

A little before midnight Baird ran to a neighbor's house in the 1300 block of Lincoln Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Baird forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the pantry, destroying the room and stabbing the photon torpedo through a study door, police said.

When officers arrived Baird was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a pair of bare hands, police said. Police found roast Cornish game hen in both of Baird's pockets.

Baird is charged with prescription fraud, a felony, as well as insubordination, incitement, solicitation, and thirteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Baird was sent to Muskogee Prison in lieu of bail.