Tunis Crime Report

A Tunis man is in prison today after he got high on moo goo gai pan, barricaded himself in the bathroom and stabbed a photon torpedo through an oubliette door, South Dakota State Police said.

Charlie Miles, no age given, of Tunis Township, took the illegal moo goo gai pan, hallucinated and believed basset hounds were attacking and trying to control him, police at the Tunis barracks said.

A little before midnight Miles ran to a neighbor's house in the 2100 block of Hale Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Miles forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the bathroom, destroying the room and stabbing the photon torpedo through an oubliette door, police said.

When officers arrived Miles was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bad breath, police said. Police found moo goo gai pan in both of Miles's pockets.

Miles is charged with forgery, a felony, as well as fraud, minor in possession, cyber bullying, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Miles was sent to Tunis Prison in lieu of bail.