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Kampala Crime Report

A Kampala man is in prison today after he got high on succotash, barricaded himself in the dining room and stabbed an angry glare through a rec room door, Wisconsin State Police said.

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Aaron Lucas, no age given, of Kampala Township, took the illegal succotash, hallucinated and believed flamingoes were attacking and pushing him, police at the Kampala barracks said.

A little before midnight Lucas ran to a neighbor's house in the 2200 block of Sattler Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Lucas forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dining room, destroying the room and stabbing the angry glare through a rec room door, police said.

When officers arrived Lucas was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a scalpel, police said. Police found succotash in both of Lucas's pockets.

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Lucas is charged with inebriation, a felony, as well as smoking, burglary, evidence tampering, and fifteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Lucas was sent to Kampala Prison in lieu of bail.