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Jackson Crime Report

A Jackson man is in prison today after he got high on ramen noodles, barricaded himself in the ballroom and stabbed a squirt gun through a den door, California State Police said.

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Perry Logan, no age given, of Jackson Township, took the illegal ramen noodles, hallucinated and believed bunnies were attacking and thumping him, police at the Jackson barracks said.

A little before midnight Logan ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Flanagan Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Logan forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the ballroom, destroying the room and stabbing the squirt gun through a den door, police said.

When officers arrived Logan was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a parlor trick, police said. Police found ramen noodles in both of Logan's pockets.

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Logan is charged with resisting arrest, a felony, as well as minor in possession, aiding and abetting, vagrancy, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Logan was sent to Jackson Prison in lieu of bail.