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San Salvador Crime Report

A San Salvador man is in prison today after he got high on squash blossom soup, barricaded himself in the foyer and stabbed a bazooka through a kitchen door, Oregon State Police said.

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Dylan Stringer, no age given, of San Salvador Township, took the illegal squash blossom soup, hallucinated and believed bats were attacking and surprising him, police at the San Salvador barracks said.

A little before midnight Stringer ran to a neighbor's house in the 2400 block of Black Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Stringer forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the foyer, destroying the room and stabbing the bazooka through a kitchen door, police said.

When officers arrived Stringer was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a water balloon, police said. Police found squash blossom soup in both of Stringer's pockets.

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Stringer is charged with DWI, a felony, as well as assault with a deadly weapon, disturbing the peace, spitting, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Stringer was sent to San Salvador Prison in lieu of bail.