Little Big Horn Crime Report

A Little Big Horn man is in prison today after he got high on oyster on the half-shell, barricaded himself in the lounge and stabbed a machete through a parlor door, Utah State Police said.

Aaron Wilder, no age given, of Little Big Horn Township, took the illegal oyster on the half-shell, hallucinated and believed newts were attacking and disparaging him, police at the Little Big Horn barracks said.

A little before midnight Wilder ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Austin Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Wilder forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the lounge, destroying the room and stabbing the machete through a parlor door, police said.

When officers arrived Wilder was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bayonette, police said. Police found oyster on the half-shell in both of Wilder's pockets.

Wilder is charged with DWI, a felony, as well as abuse of authority, conduct unbecoming, extortion, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Wilder was sent to Little Big Horn Prison in lieu of bail.