Memphis Crime Report

A Memphis man is in prison today after he got high on cabbage rolls, barricaded himself in the patio and stabbed a ghetto blaster through a linen closet door, Washington State Police said.

Stephen Koch, no age given, of Memphis Township, took the illegal cabbage rolls, hallucinated and believed bunnies were attacking and boring him, police at the Memphis barracks said.

A little before midnight Koch ran to a neighbor's house in the 1400 block of Williams Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Koch forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the patio, destroying the room and stabbing the ghetto blaster through a linen closet door, police said.

When officers arrived Koch was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a potato masher, police said. Police found cabbage rolls in both of Koch's pockets.

Koch is charged with domestic violence, a felony, as well as extortion, inebriation, perjury, and nineteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Koch was sent to Memphis Prison in lieu of bail.