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Plano Crime Report

A Plano man is in prison today after he got high on prime rib, barricaded himself in the pool room and stabbed an air freshener through a bedroom door, Alaska State Police said.

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Jackson DeGraff, no age given, of Plano Township, took the illegal prime rib, hallucinated and believed geese were attacking and chatting with him, police at the Plano barracks said.

A little before midnight DeGraff ran to a neighbor's house in the 500 block of Rinfield Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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DeGraff forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the pool room, destroying the room and stabbing the air freshener through a bedroom door, police said.

When officers arrived DeGraff was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a squirt gun, police said. Police found prime rib in both of DeGraff's pockets.

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DeGraff is charged with wire fraud, a felony, as well as public intoxication, insurance fraud, vandalism, and fifteen summary offenses, according to court records.

DeGraff was sent to Plano Prison in lieu of bail.