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Kampala Crime Report

A Kampala man is in prison today after he got high on fried chicken, barricaded himself in the dungeon and stabbed a grenade launcher through a solarium door, Florida State Police said.

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Cedric Hyde, no age given, of Kampala Township, took the illegal fried chicken, hallucinated and believed sharks were attacking and shooting at him, police at the Kampala barracks said.

A little before midnight Hyde ran to a neighbor's house in the 800 block of Xing Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

grenade launcher

Hyde forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dungeon, destroying the room and stabbing the grenade launcher through a solarium door, police said.

When officers arrived Hyde was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a Colt 45, police said. Police found fried chicken in both of Hyde's pockets.

Colt 45

Hyde is charged with swearing, a felony, as well as vagrancy, sexual assault, resisting arrest, and nine summary offenses, according to court records.

Hyde was sent to Kampala Prison in lieu of bail.