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Kabul Crime Report

A Kabul man is in prison today after he got high on doughnuts, barricaded himself in the closet and stabbed a bomb through a master bedroom door, Wyoming State Police said.

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Cyrus Bewley, no age given, of Kabul Township, took the illegal doughnuts, hallucinated and believed sharks were attacking and burying him, police at the Kabul barracks said.

A little before midnight Bewley ran to a neighbor's house in the 2200 block of Washington Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Bewley forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the closet, destroying the room and stabbing the bomb through a master bedroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Bewley was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a can of Raid, police said. Police found doughnuts in both of Bewley's pockets.

Bewley is charged with larceny, a felony, as well as cyber bullying, shoplifting, inebriation, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Bewley was sent to Kabul Prison in lieu of bail.