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Santiago Crime Report

A Santiago man is in prison today after he got high on cabbage, barricaded himself in the outhouse and stabbed a can opener through a linen closet door, Texas State Police said.

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Logan Cannon, no age given, of Santiago Township, took the illegal cabbage, hallucinated and believed bunnies were attacking and amusing him, police at the Santiago barracks said.

A little before midnight Cannon ran to a neighbor's house in the 1600 block of Henderson Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Cannon forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the outhouse, destroying the room and stabbing the can opener through a linen closet door, police said.

When officers arrived Cannon was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a dart gun, police said. Police found cabbage in both of Cannon's pockets.

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Cannon is charged with eavesdropping, a felony, as well as counterfeiting, assault and battery, terroristic threats, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Cannon was sent to Santiago Prison in lieu of bail.