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Panama City Crime Report

A Panama City man is in prison today after he got high on pretzels, barricaded himself in the dining room and stabbed a rope through a linen closet door, Vermont State Police said.

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Lonnie Lippman, no age given, of Panama City Township, took the illegal pretzels, hallucinated and believed wallabies were attacking and needling him, police at the Panama City barracks said.

A little before midnight Lippman ran to a neighbor's house in the 1700 block of Fontanaro Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Lippman forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dining room, destroying the room and stabbing the rope through a linen closet door, police said.

When officers arrived Lippman was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bayonette, police said. Police found pretzels in both of Lippman's pockets.

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Lippman is charged with blasphemy, a felony, as well as dereliction of duty, open container violation, involuntary manslaughter, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Lippman was sent to Panama City Prison in lieu of bail.