Rewrite this story

Houston Crime Report

A Houston man is in prison today after he got high on cabbage rolls, barricaded himself in the outhouse and stabbed a harpoon through an outhouse door, Washington State Police said.

duck

Wilbur Spangler, no age given, of Houston Township, took the illegal cabbage rolls, hallucinated and believed ducks were attacking and teasing him, police at the Houston barracks said.

A little before midnight Spangler ran to a neighbor's house in the 2100 block of Hughes Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

harpoon

Spangler forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the outhouse, destroying the room and stabbing the harpoon through an outhouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Spangler was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a wooden stake, police said. Police found cabbage rolls in both of Spangler's pockets.

wooden stake

Spangler is charged with carjacking, a felony, as well as computer crime, credit card fraud, public intoxication, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Spangler was sent to Houston Prison in lieu of bail.