Santa Rosa Crime Report

A Santa Rosa man is in prison today after he got high on pie a la mode, barricaded himself in the closet and stabbed a Nerf bat through a doghouse door, Hawaii State Police said.

Draco Dixon, no age given, of Santa Rosa Township, took the illegal pie a la mode, hallucinated and believed gorillas were attacking and isolating him, police at the Santa Rosa barracks said.

A little before midnight Dixon ran to a neighbor's house in the 1500 block of Norman Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Dixon forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the closet, destroying the room and stabbing the Nerf bat through a doghouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Dixon was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a camera, police said. Police found pie a la mode in both of Dixon's pockets.

Dixon is charged with minor in possession, a felony, as well as murder, tax evasion, being a blithering idiot, and seven summary offenses, according to court records.

Dixon was sent to Santa Rosa Prison in lieu of bail.