Rewrite this story

Sacramento Crime Report

A Sacramento man is in prison today after he got high on omelet, barricaded himself in the corridor and stabbed a hedge trimmer through a laundry room door, Wyoming State Police said.

ass

Bert Stuart, no age given, of Sacramento Township, took the illegal omelet, hallucinated and believed asses were attacking and rebuffing him, police at the Sacramento barracks said.

A little before midnight Stuart ran to a neighbor's house in the 1600 block of Dupont Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

hedge trimmer

Stuart forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the corridor, destroying the room and stabbing the hedge trimmer through a laundry room door, police said.

When officers arrived Stuart was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a can of spray paint, police said. Police found omelet in both of Stuart's pockets.

can of spray paint

Stuart is charged with sedition, a felony, as well as counterfeiting, unlawful assembly, drug trafficking, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Stuart was sent to Sacramento Prison in lieu of bail.