Macon Crime Report

A Macon man is in prison today after he got high on scrambled eggs, barricaded himself in the front porch and stabbed an accordion through a workshop door, Washington State Police said.

Dakota Beach, no age given, of Macon Township, took the illegal scrambled eggs, hallucinated and believed toads were attacking and tricking him, police at the Macon barracks said.

A little before midnight Beach ran to a neighbor's house in the 600 block of Sawyer Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Beach forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the front porch, destroying the room and stabbing the accordion through a workshop door, police said.

When officers arrived Beach was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an Uzi, police said. Police found scrambled eggs in both of Beach's pockets.

Beach is charged with telemarketing fraud, a felony, as well as kidnapping, solicitation, embezzlement, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Beach was sent to Macon Prison in lieu of bail.