Rewrite this story

Singapore Crime Report

A Singapore man is in prison today after he got high on cherries jubilee, barricaded himself in the foyer and stabbed an atomic weapon through an oubliette door, Minnesota State Police said.

crab

Erwin Pacheco, no age given, of Singapore Township, took the illegal cherries jubilee, hallucinated and believed crabs were attacking and cozying up to him, police at the Singapore barracks said.

A little before midnight Pacheco ran to a neighbor's house in the 1900 block of Buffalo Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

atomic weapon

Pacheco forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the foyer, destroying the room and stabbing the atomic weapon through an oubliette door, police said.

When officers arrived Pacheco was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a wet washrag, police said. Police found cherries jubilee in both of Pacheco's pockets.

wet washrag

Pacheco is charged with sedition, a felony, as well as telemarketing fraud, winking, kidnapping, and seventeen summary offenses, according to court records.

Pacheco was sent to Singapore Prison in lieu of bail.