Warsaw Crime Report

A Warsaw man is in prison today after he got high on oyster on the half-shell, barricaded himself in the dining room and stabbed a pom-pom through a pantry door, Pennsylvania State Police said.

Eldon Crawford, no age given, of Warsaw Township, took the illegal oyster on the half-shell, hallucinated and believed caribous were attacking and embarrassing him, police at the Warsaw barracks said.

A little before midnight Crawford ran to a neighbor's house in the 500 block of Oglesby Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Crawford forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dining room, destroying the room and stabbing the pom-pom through a pantry door, police said.

When officers arrived Crawford was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a can of Raid, police said. Police found oyster on the half-shell in both of Crawford's pockets.

Crawford is charged with fashion faux-pas, a felony, as well as contempt of court, robbery, malicious mischief, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Crawford was sent to Warsaw Prison in lieu of bail.