Fayetteville Crime Report

A Fayetteville man is in prison today after he got high on apple pie, barricaded himself in the workshop and stabbed a wet noodle through an outhouse door, Wisconsin State Police said.

Bones Dolman, no age given, of Fayetteville Township, took the illegal apple pie, hallucinated and believed jaguars were attacking and speaking to him, police at the Fayetteville barracks said.

A little before midnight Dolman ran to a neighbor's house in the 200 block of Eaton Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Dolman forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the workshop, destroying the room and stabbing the wet noodle through an outhouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Dolman was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a musket, police said. Police found apple pie in both of Dolman's pockets.

Dolman is charged with identity theft, a felony, as well as prescription fraud, solicitation, hanky-panky, and fourteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Dolman was sent to Fayetteville Prison in lieu of bail.