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Riverside Crime Report

A Riverside man is in prison today after he got high on egg salad sandwich, barricaded himself in the hall and stabbed a quick retort through a kitchen door, Nevada State Police said.

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Bud Emerson, no age given, of Riverside Township, took the illegal egg salad sandwich, hallucinated and believed cows were attacking and opposing him, police at the Riverside barracks said.

A little before midnight Emerson ran to a neighbor's house in the 1300 block of Rand Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Emerson forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the hall, destroying the room and stabbing the quick retort through a kitchen door, police said.

When officers arrived Emerson was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a BB gun, police said. Police found egg salad sandwich in both of Emerson's pockets.

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Emerson is charged with prostitution, a felony, as well as carjacking, being a blithering idiot, kidnapping, and two summary offenses, according to court records.

Emerson was sent to Riverside Prison in lieu of bail.