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Huntsville Crime Report

A Huntsville man is in prison today after he got high on mashed potatoes, barricaded himself in the atrium and stabbed an air freshener through a boudoir door, Ohio State Police said.

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Ollie Bernstein, no age given, of Huntsville Township, took the illegal mashed potatoes, hallucinated and believed pigeons were attacking and spilling a cosmopolitan on him, police at the Huntsville barracks said.

A little before midnight Bernstein ran to a neighbor's house in the 1100 block of Wang Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Bernstein forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the atrium, destroying the room and stabbing the air freshener through a boudoir door, police said.

When officers arrived Bernstein was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a crossbow, police said. Police found mashed potatoes in both of Bernstein's pockets.

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Bernstein is charged with disturbing the peace, a felony, as well as tax fraud, resisting arrest, securities fraud, and fourteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Bernstein was sent to Huntsville Prison in lieu of bail.