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Madrid Crime Report

A Madrid man is in prison today after he got high on borscht, barricaded himself in the dungeon and stabbed a shoulder fired rocket through a parlor door, Kentucky State Police said.

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Mahatma Bean, no age given, of Madrid Township, took the illegal borscht, hallucinated and believed German Shepherds were attacking and punishing him, police at the Madrid barracks said.

A little before midnight Bean ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Brooks Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Bean forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dungeon, destroying the room and stabbing the shoulder fired rocket through a parlor door, police said.

When officers arrived Bean was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a battle axe, police said. Police found borscht in both of Bean's pockets.

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Bean is charged with conduct unbecoming, a felony, as well as second degree murder, drug manufacturing, running a bingo game, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Bean was sent to Madrid Prison in lieu of bail.