Dubai Crime Report

A Dubai man is in prison today after he got high on beef bouillon, barricaded himself in the game room and stabbed a wet washrag through a master bathroom door, Michigan State Police said.

Louie Lancaster, no age given, of Dubai Township, took the illegal beef bouillon, hallucinated and believed parakeets were attacking and damaging him, police at the Dubai barracks said.

A little before midnight Lancaster ran to a neighbor's house in the 1500 block of Harris Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Lancaster forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the game room, destroying the room and stabbing the wet washrag through a master bathroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Lancaster was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a whip, police said. Police found beef bouillon in both of Lancaster's pockets.

Lancaster is charged with treason, a felony, as well as fashion faux-pas, hanky-panky, white collar crime, and six summary offenses, according to court records.

Lancaster was sent to Dubai Prison in lieu of bail.