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Anchorage Crime Report

An Anchorage man is in prison today after he got high on omelet, barricaded himself in the living room and stabbed a photon torpedo through a guest room door, Colorado State Police said.

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Pete Fosbender, no age given, of Anchorage Township, took the illegal omelet, hallucinated and believed rattlesnakes were attacking and tattling on him, police at the Anchorage barracks said.

A little before midnight Fosbender ran to a neighbor's house in the 1600 block of Campbell Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Fosbender forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the living room, destroying the room and stabbing the photon torpedo through a guest room door, police said.

When officers arrived Fosbender was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an automatic rifle, police said. Police found omelet in both of Fosbender's pockets.

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Fosbender is charged with evading arrest, a felony, as well as indecent exposure, homicide, burglary, and six summary offenses, according to court records.

Fosbender was sent to Anchorage Prison in lieu of bail.