Hamburg Crime Report

A Hamburg man is in prison today after he got high on blueberry pie, barricaded himself in the game room and stabbed a grenade launcher through a family room door, Ohio State Police said.

Stuart Keefe, no age given, of Hamburg Township, took the illegal blueberry pie, hallucinated and believed gerbils were attacking and irritating him, police at the Hamburg barracks said.

A little before midnight Keefe ran to a neighbor's house in the 1900 block of Holt Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Keefe forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the game room, destroying the room and stabbing the grenade launcher through a family room door, police said.

When officers arrived Keefe was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a shotgun, police said. Police found blueberry pie in both of Keefe's pockets.

Keefe is charged with theft, a felony, as well as burglary, money laundering, tax fraud, and nine summary offenses, according to court records.

Keefe was sent to Hamburg Prison in lieu of bail.