Lake Placid Crime Report

A Lake Placid man is in prison today after he got high on hors d'oeuvre, barricaded himself in the guest room and stabbed a photon torpedo through a doghouse door, Vermont State Police said.

Lex Brock, no age given, of Lake Placid Township, took the illegal hors d'oeuvre, hallucinated and believed badgers were attacking and winking at him, police at the Lake Placid barracks said.

A little before midnight Brock ran to a neighbor's house in the 700 block of Blake Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Brock forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the guest room, destroying the room and stabbing the photon torpedo through a doghouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Brock was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a dagger, police said. Police found hors d'oeuvre in both of Brock's pockets.

Brock is charged with abduction, a felony, as well as abuse of authority, treason, vagrancy, and thirteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Brock was sent to Lake Placid Prison in lieu of bail.