Ottawa Crime Report

An Ottawa man is in prison today after he got high on macaroni and cheese, barricaded himself in the oubliette and stabbed a billy club through a patio door, Texas State Police said.

Phineas Usher, no age given, of Ottawa Township, took the illegal macaroni and cheese, hallucinated and believed turkeys were attacking and encouraging him, police at the Ottawa barracks said.

A little before midnight Usher ran to a neighbor's house in the 100 block of Gonzalez Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Usher forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the oubliette, destroying the room and stabbing the billy club through a patio door, police said.

When officers arrived Usher was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a wrench, police said. Police found macaroni and cheese in both of Usher's pockets.

Usher is charged with aiding and abetting, a felony, as well as cyber bullying, racketeering, minor in possession, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Usher was sent to Ottawa Prison in lieu of bail.