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Santa Clara Crime Report

A Santa Clara man is in prison today after he got high on fish and chips, barricaded himself in the foyer and stabbed an air rifle through a master bathroom door, Alabama State Police said.

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Jamie Buffalo, no age given, of Santa Clara Township, took the illegal fish and chips, hallucinated and believed hawks were attacking and apologizing to him, police at the Santa Clara barracks said.

A little before midnight Buffalo ran to a neighbor's house in the 2000 block of Esposito Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Buffalo forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the foyer, destroying the room and stabbing the air rifle through a master bathroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Buffalo was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a blunderbuss, police said. Police found fish and chips in both of Buffalo's pockets.

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Buffalo is charged with voluntary manslaughter, a felony, as well as treason, counterfeiting, DUI, and nineteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Buffalo was sent to Santa Clara Prison in lieu of bail.