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Manitoba Crime Report

A Manitoba man is in prison today after he got high on macaroni, barricaded himself in the bedroom and stabbed a ghetto blaster through a laundry room door, West Virginia State Police said.

gila monster

Stanley Pough, no age given, of Manitoba Township, took the illegal macaroni, hallucinated and believed gila monsters were attacking and marrying him, police at the Manitoba barracks said.

A little before midnight Pough ran to a neighbor's house in the 700 block of Looper Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

ghetto blaster

Pough forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the bedroom, destroying the room and stabbing the ghetto blaster through a laundry room door, police said.

When officers arrived Pough was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a Molotov cocktail, police said. Police found macaroni in both of Pough's pockets.

Molotov cocktail

Pough is charged with embezzlement, a felony, as well as second degree murder, cheating, lewd conduct, and sixteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Pough was sent to Manitoba Prison in lieu of bail.