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Warren Crime Report

A Warren man is in prison today after he got high on strawberry shortcake, barricaded himself in the library and stabbed a spit wad through a pantry door, Washington State Police said.

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Dillon Cotton, no age given, of Warren Township, took the illegal strawberry shortcake, hallucinated and believed doggies were attacking and wrestling with him, police at the Warren barracks said.

A little before midnight Cotton ran to a neighbor's house in the 500 block of Law Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Cotton forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the library, destroying the room and stabbing the spit wad through a pantry door, police said.

When officers arrived Cotton was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a revolver, police said. Police found strawberry shortcake in both of Cotton's pockets.

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Cotton is charged with forcible entry, a felony, as well as running a bingo game, putting the thumb to the nose, evading arrest, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Cotton was sent to Warren Prison in lieu of bail.