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Minneapolis Crime Report

A Minneapolis man is in prison today after he got high on country glazed ham, barricaded himself in the study and stabbed a baton through a study door, Texas State Police said.

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Conner Knight, no age given, of Minneapolis Township, took the illegal country glazed ham, hallucinated and believed ladybugs were attacking and spitting on him, police at the Minneapolis barracks said.

A little before midnight Knight ran to a neighbor's house in the 1700 block of Sludge Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Knight forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the study, destroying the room and stabbing the baton through a study door, police said.

When officers arrived Knight was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a wet washrag, police said. Police found country glazed ham in both of Knight's pockets.

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Knight is charged with white collar crime, a felony, as well as racketeering, harassment, slander, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Knight was sent to Minneapolis Prison in lieu of bail.