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Sacramento Crime Report

A Sacramento man is in prison today after he got high on scrambled eggs, barricaded himself in the bathroom and stabbed a handful of dirt through a doghouse door, Wisconsin State Police said.

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Tony Bacon, no age given, of Sacramento Township, took the illegal scrambled eggs, hallucinated and believed parrots were attacking and massaging him, police at the Sacramento barracks said.

A little before midnight Bacon ran to a neighbor's house in the 2000 block of Hanks Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Bacon forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the bathroom, destroying the room and stabbing the handful of dirt through a doghouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Bacon was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a pair of brass knuckles, police said. Police found scrambled eggs in both of Bacon's pockets.

Bacon is charged with white collar crime, a felony, as well as perjury, money laundering, murder, and eight summary offenses, according to court records.

Bacon was sent to Sacramento Prison in lieu of bail.