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Sunnyvale Crime Report

A Sunnyvale man is in prison today after he got high on macaroni and cheese, barricaded himself in the auditorium and stabbed a howitzer through a servant's quarters door, Nevada State Police said.

Pekingese

Hank McCracken, no age given, of Sunnyvale Township, took the illegal macaroni and cheese, hallucinated and believed Pekingeses were attacking and having a talk with him, police at the Sunnyvale barracks said.

A little before midnight McCracken ran to a neighbor's house in the 1100 block of Houston Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

howitzer

McCracken forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the auditorium, destroying the room and stabbing the howitzer through a servant's quarters door, police said.

When officers arrived McCracken was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a cobra, police said. Police found macaroni and cheese in both of McCracken's pockets.

cobra

McCracken is charged with pandering, a felony, as well as disturbing the peace, tax fraud, DWI, and twenty summary offenses, according to court records.

McCracken was sent to Sunnyvale Prison in lieu of bail.