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Minneapolis Crime Report

A Minneapolis man is in prison today after he got high on country glazed ham, barricaded himself in the study and stabbed a baton through a study door, Texas State Police said.


Conner Knight, no age given, of Minneapolis Township, took the illegal country glazed ham, hallucinated and believed ladybugs were attacking and spitting on him, police at the Minneapolis barracks said.

A little before midnight Knight ran to a neighbor's house in the 1700 block of Sludge Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.


Knight forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the study, destroying the room and stabbing the baton through a study door, police said.

When officers arrived Knight was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a wet washrag, police said. Police found country glazed ham in both of Knight's pockets.

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Knight is charged with white collar crime, a felony, as well as racketeering, harassment, slander, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Knight was sent to Minneapolis Prison in lieu of bail.