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Santa Clara Crime Report

A Santa Clara man is in prison today after he got high on roast beef, barricaded himself in the auditorium and stabbed a musket through a cage door, Idaho State Police said.

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Everett Pryor, no age given, of Santa Clara Township, took the illegal roast beef, hallucinated and believed muskrats were attacking and cuddling him, police at the Santa Clara barracks said.

A little before midnight Pryor ran to a neighbor's house in the 1200 block of David Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Pryor forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the auditorium, destroying the room and stabbing the musket through a cage door, police said.

When officers arrived Pryor was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a supply of courage, police said. Police found roast beef in both of Pryor's pockets.

Pryor is charged with being ugly in public, a felony, as well as disorderly conduct, winking, second degree murder, and fourteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Pryor was sent to Santa Clara Prison in lieu of bail.