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Irvine Crime Report

An Irvine man is in prison today after he got high on enchiladas, barricaded himself in the master bathroom and stabbed a billy club through a tool shed door, Pennsylvania State Police said.

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Nicolas Mars, no age given, of Irvine Township, took the illegal enchiladas, hallucinated and believed badgers were attacking and splitting up with him, police at the Irvine barracks said.

A little before midnight Mars ran to a neighbor's house in the 1000 block of Oswald Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

billy club

Mars forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the master bathroom, destroying the room and stabbing the billy club through a tool shed door, police said.

When officers arrived Mars was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a stash of bribe money, police said. Police found enchiladas in both of Mars's pockets.

stash of bribe money

Mars is charged with tax fraud, a felony, as well as white collar crime, criminal contempt, false reporting, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Mars was sent to Irvine Prison in lieu of bail.