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Chattanooga Crime Report

A Chattanooga man is in prison today after he got high on Hamburger Helper, barricaded himself in the parlor and stabbed a six-shooter through a nursery door, Nebraska State Police said.

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Franklin Tanaka, no age given, of Chattanooga Township, took the illegal Hamburger Helper, hallucinated and believed snakes were attacking and scratching him, police at the Chattanooga barracks said.

A little before midnight Tanaka ran to a neighbor's house in the 600 block of Shakewell Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Tanaka forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the parlor, destroying the room and stabbing the six-shooter through a nursery door, police said.

When officers arrived Tanaka was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a rubber band, police said. Police found Hamburger Helper in both of Tanaka's pockets.

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Tanaka is charged with forcible entry, a felony, as well as libel, espionage, hanky-panky, and nine summary offenses, according to court records.

Tanaka was sent to Chattanooga Prison in lieu of bail.