Fairbanks Crime Report

A Fairbanks man is in prison today after he got high on French fries, barricaded himself in the dungeon and stabbed a six-pack through a corridor door, Florida State Police said.

Bob Akiyama, no age given, of Fairbanks Township, took the illegal French fries, hallucinated and believed canaries were attacking and spanking him, police at the Fairbanks barracks said.

A little before midnight Akiyama ran to a neighbor's house in the 400 block of Wagner Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Akiyama forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dungeon, destroying the room and stabbing the six-pack through a corridor door, police said.

When officers arrived Akiyama was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an angry glare, police said. Police found French fries in both of Akiyama's pockets.

Akiyama is charged with escape from lawful custody, a felony, as well as assault and battery, child abandonment, malicious mischief, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

Akiyama was sent to Fairbanks Prison in lieu of bail.