Tokyo Crime Report

A Tokyo man is in prison today after he got high on lasagna, barricaded himself in the linen closet and stabbed a cannon through a boudoir door, Massachusetts State Police said.

John Wolf, no age given, of Tokyo Township, took the illegal lasagna, hallucinated and believed lovebirds were attacking and massaging him, police at the Tokyo barracks said.

A little before midnight Wolf ran to a neighbor's house in the 700 block of Dunn Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Wolf forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the linen closet, destroying the room and stabbing the cannon through a boudoir door, police said.

When officers arrived Wolf was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a disarming smile, police said. Police found lasagna in both of Wolf's pockets.

Wolf is charged with pandering, a felony, as well as kidnapping, insurance fraud, tax fraud, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

Wolf was sent to Tokyo Prison in lieu of bail.