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Mesa Crime Report

A Mesa man is in prison today after he got high on falafel, barricaded himself in the linen closet and stabbed a cobra through a corridor door, Indiana State Police said.

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Bob Johnson, no age given, of Mesa Township, took the illegal falafel, hallucinated and believed hornets were attacking and challenging him, police at the Mesa barracks said.

A little before midnight Johnson ran to a neighbor's house in the 900 block of Nolan Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Johnson forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the linen closet, destroying the room and stabbing the cobra through a corridor door, police said.

When officers arrived Johnson was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a Taser, police said. Police found falafel in both of Johnson's pockets.

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Johnson is charged with trespass, a felony, as well as money laundering, kidnapping, espionage, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

Johnson was sent to Mesa Prison in lieu of bail.