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Trenton Crime Report

A Trenton man is in prison today after he got high on applesauce, barricaded himself in the oubliette and stabbed a stink bomb through a workshop door, South Dakota State Police said.

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Clive Baldwin, no age given, of Trenton Township, took the illegal applesauce, hallucinated and believed kitties were attacking and speaking to him, police at the Trenton barracks said.

A little before midnight Baldwin ran to a neighbor's house in the 300 block of Valentine Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Baldwin forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the oubliette, destroying the room and stabbing the stink bomb through a workshop door, police said.

When officers arrived Baldwin was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an iPod, police said. Police found applesauce in both of Baldwin's pockets.

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Baldwin is charged with escape from lawful custody, a felony, as well as perjury, insubordination, hate crimes, and seven summary offenses, according to court records.

Baldwin was sent to Trenton Prison in lieu of bail.