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Acapulco Crime Report

An Acapulco man is in prison today after he got high on lamb curry, barricaded himself in the master bedroom and stabbed a BB gun through a basement door, New Mexico State Police said.

orangutan

Babyface Campbell, no age given, of Acapulco Township, took the illegal lamb curry, hallucinated and believed orangutans were attacking and indoctrinating him, police at the Acapulco barracks said.

A little before midnight Campbell ran to a neighbor's house in the 400 block of Young Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

BB gun

Campbell forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the master bedroom, destroying the room and stabbing the BB gun through a basement door, police said.

When officers arrived Campbell was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a roll of duct tape, police said. Police found lamb curry in both of Campbell's pockets.

roll of duct tape

Campbell is charged with desertion, a felony, as well as credit card fraud, bribery, inebriation, and fifteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Campbell was sent to Acapulco Prison in lieu of bail.