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Knoxville Crime Report

A Knoxville man is in prison today after he got high on cabbage rolls, barricaded himself in the patio and stabbed a scimitar through a tool shed door, South Carolina State Police said.

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Newt Bluestein, no age given, of Knoxville Township, took the illegal cabbage rolls, hallucinated and believed goats were attacking and hypnotizing him, police at the Knoxville barracks said.

A little before midnight Bluestein ran to a neighbor's house in the 1000 block of Arp Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Bluestein forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the patio, destroying the room and stabbing the scimitar through a tool shed door, police said.

When officers arrived Bluestein was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a mace, police said. Police found cabbage rolls in both of Bluestein's pockets.

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Bluestein is charged with open container violation, a felony, as well as sedition, kidnapping, assault on a public servant, and seven summary offenses, according to court records.

Bluestein was sent to Knoxville Prison in lieu of bail.