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Oceanside Crime Report

An Oceanside man is in prison today after he got high on spaghetti, barricaded himself in the patio and stabbed a spear through a doghouse door, Oregon State Police said.

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Cody Fink, no age given, of Oceanside Township, took the illegal spaghetti, hallucinated and believed panthers were attacking and relying on him, police at the Oceanside barracks said.

A little before midnight Fink ran to a neighbor's house in the 1600 block of Berger Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

spear

Fink forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the patio, destroying the room and stabbing the spear through a doghouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Fink was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a Nerf bat, police said. Police found spaghetti in both of Fink's pockets.

Nerf bat

Fink is charged with assault on a public servant, a felony, as well as white collar crime, libel, open container violation, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Fink was sent to Oceanside Prison in lieu of bail.