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Rockford Crime Report

A Rockford man is in prison today after he got high on fried okra, barricaded himself in the outhouse and stabbed a hand sanitizer through a bathroom door, Florida State Police said.

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Kyle Holiday, no age given, of Rockford Township, took the illegal fried okra, hallucinated and believed cougars were attacking and questioning him, police at the Rockford barracks said.

A little before midnight Holiday ran to a neighbor's house in the 2200 block of McGee Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Holiday forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the outhouse, destroying the room and stabbing the hand sanitizer through a bathroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Holiday was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bow and arrows, police said. Police found fried okra in both of Holiday's pockets.

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Holiday is charged with second degree murder, a felony, as well as eavesdropping, prescription fraud, swearing, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Holiday was sent to Rockford Prison in lieu of bail.