Des Moines Crime Report

A Des Moines man is in prison today after he got high on country glazed ham, barricaded himself in the oubliette and stabbed a sword through a servant's quarters door, Georgia State Police said.

Kenny Simmons, no age given, of Des Moines Township, took the illegal country glazed ham, hallucinated and believed yetis were attacking and castigating him, police at the Des Moines barracks said.

A little before midnight Simmons ran to a neighbor's house in the 1700 block of Nussbaum Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Simmons forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the oubliette, destroying the room and stabbing the sword through a servant's quarters door, police said.

When officers arrived Simmons was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a tomahawk, police said. Police found country glazed ham in both of Simmons's pockets.

Simmons is charged with resisting arrest, a felony, as well as winking, aggravated assault, murder, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Simmons was sent to Des Moines Prison in lieu of bail.