Podunk Hollow Crime Report

A Podunk Hollow man is in prison today after he got high on chicken pot pie, barricaded himself in the billiard room and stabbed a wooden stake through a kitchen door, Idaho State Police said.

Bobby Lott, no age given, of Podunk Hollow Township, took the illegal chicken pot pie, hallucinated and believed gazelles were attacking and sanitizing him, police at the Podunk Hollow barracks said.

A little before midnight Lott ran to a neighbor's house in the 1000 block of Lange Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Lott forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the billiard room, destroying the room and stabbing the wooden stake through a kitchen door, police said.

When officers arrived Lott was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a ukulele, police said. Police found chicken pot pie in both of Lott's pockets.

Lott is charged with evading arrest, a felony, as well as eavesdropping, evading arrest, DWI, and eight summary offenses, according to court records.

Lott was sent to Podunk Hollow Prison in lieu of bail.