Springfield Crime Report

A Springfield man is in prison today after he got high on ramen noodles, barricaded himself in the outhouse and stabbed a dirt clod through a dungeon door, Vermont State Police said.

Brandon Danielson, no age given, of Springfield Township, took the illegal ramen noodles, hallucinated and believed seals were attacking and castigating him, police at the Springfield barracks said.

A little before midnight Danielson ran to a neighbor's house in the 2200 block of Arp Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Danielson forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the outhouse, destroying the room and stabbing the dirt clod through a dungeon door, police said.

When officers arrived Danielson was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a dirk, police said. Police found ramen noodles in both of Danielson's pockets.

Danielson is charged with pandering, a felony, as well as conduct unbecoming, conspiracy, embezzlement, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Danielson was sent to Springfield Prison in lieu of bail.