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Peking Crime Report

A Peking man is in prison today after he got high on fried eggs, barricaded himself in the conservatory and stabbed a can of shaving cream through a solarium door, Georgia State Police said.

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Papa Osaka, no age given, of Peking Township, took the illegal fried eggs, hallucinated and believed flamingoes were attacking and grilling him, police at the Peking barracks said.

A little before midnight Osaka ran to a neighbor's house in the 2100 block of Bergstrom Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Osaka forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the conservatory, destroying the room and stabbing the can of shaving cream through a solarium door, police said.

When officers arrived Osaka was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an insult, police said. Police found fried eggs in both of Osaka's pockets.

Osaka is charged with burglary, a felony, as well as winking, mayhem, unlawful assembly, and fourteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Osaka was sent to Peking Prison in lieu of bail.