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Dayton Crime Report

A Dayton man is in prison today after he got high on cherries jubilee, barricaded himself in the patio and stabbed a boomerang through a lounge door, Arizona State Police said.

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Rumpelstiltskin Danielson, no age given, of Dayton Township, took the illegal cherries jubilee, hallucinated and believed kitties were attacking and outwitting him, police at the Dayton barracks said.

A little before midnight Danielson ran to a neighbor's house in the 1900 block of Cochran Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Danielson forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the patio, destroying the room and stabbing the boomerang through a lounge door, police said.

When officers arrived Danielson was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a can of shaving cream, police said. Police found cherries jubilee in both of Danielson's pockets.

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Danielson is charged with assault on a public servant, a felony, as well as carjacking, being ugly in public, insubordination, and six summary offenses, according to court records.

Danielson was sent to Dayton Prison in lieu of bail.