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Frankfurt Crime Report

A Frankfurt man is in prison today after he got high on apple pie, barricaded himself in the attic and stabbed a pair of scissors through a conservatory door, Louisiana State Police said.

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Conner Barber, no age given, of Frankfurt Township, took the illegal apple pie, hallucinated and believed quails were attacking and doubting him, police at the Frankfurt barracks said.

A little before midnight Barber ran to a neighbor's house in the 500 block of Brunken Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Barber forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the attic, destroying the room and stabbing the pair of scissors through a conservatory door, police said.

When officers arrived Barber was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a peacemaker, police said. Police found apple pie in both of Barber's pockets.

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Barber is charged with piracy, a felony, as well as cyber bullying, lewd conduct, burglary, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Barber was sent to Frankfurt Prison in lieu of bail.