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Portland Crime Report

A Portland man is in prison today after he got high on tuna casserole, barricaded himself in the foyer and stabbed a soldering iron through a doghouse door, Iowa State Police said.

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Gunther Moreland, no age given, of Portland Township, took the illegal tuna casserole, hallucinated and believed ferrets were attacking and poking him, police at the Portland barracks said.

A little before midnight Moreland ran to a neighbor's house in the 1400 block of Lawson Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Moreland forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the foyer, destroying the room and stabbing the soldering iron through a doghouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Moreland was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a dirt clod, police said. Police found tuna casserole in both of Moreland's pockets.

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Moreland is charged with counterfeiting, a felony, as well as forcible entry, DUI, flirting, and nine summary offenses, according to court records.

Moreland was sent to Portland Prison in lieu of bail.