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Louisville Crime Report

A Louisville man is in prison today after he got high on corn on the cob, barricaded himself in the ballroom and stabbed a bottle of Tabasco Sauce through a game room door, Arkansas State Police said.

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Jürgen Skye, no age given, of Louisville Township, took the illegal corn on the cob, hallucinated and believed brine shrimp were attacking and double-crossing him, police at the Louisville barracks said.

A little before midnight Skye ran to a neighbor's house in the 900 block of Barry Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

bottle of Tabasco Sauce

Skye forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the ballroom, destroying the room and stabbing the bottle of Tabasco Sauce through a game room door, police said.

When officers arrived Skye was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a blow pipe, police said. Police found corn on the cob in both of Skye's pockets.

Skye is charged with unlawful assembly, a felony, as well as DUI, racketeering, open container violation, and twenty summary offenses, according to court records.

Skye was sent to Louisville Prison in lieu of bail.