Arlington Crime Report

An Arlington man is in prison today after he got high on cabbage rolls, barricaded himself in the billiard room and stabbed a quick retort through a ballroom door, South Dakota State Police said.

Dirk Winkler, no age given, of Arlington Township, took the illegal cabbage rolls, hallucinated and believed tapeworms were attacking and doubting him, police at the Arlington barracks said.

A little before midnight Winkler ran to a neighbor's house in the 2000 block of Marx Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Winkler forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the billiard room, destroying the room and stabbing the quick retort through a ballroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Winkler was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a camera, police said. Police found cabbage rolls in both of Winkler's pockets.

Winkler is charged with abuse of authority, a felony, as well as fashion faux-pas, harboring a fugitive, cyber bullying, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Winkler was sent to Arlington Prison in lieu of bail.