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San Antonio Crime Report

A San Antonio man is in prison today after he got high on Hamburger Helper, barricaded himself in the pool room and stabbed a can of shaving cream through an oubliette door, Kansas State Police said.

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Anthony Thurman, no age given, of San Antonio Township, took the illegal Hamburger Helper, hallucinated and believed rattlesnakes were attacking and transforming him, police at the San Antonio barracks said.

A little before midnight Thurman ran to a neighbor's house in the 1100 block of Nguyen Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Thurman forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the pool room, destroying the room and stabbing the can of shaving cream through an oubliette door, police said.

When officers arrived Thurman was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a street sweeper, police said. Police found Hamburger Helper in both of Thurman's pockets.

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Thurman is charged with DWI, a felony, as well as DWAI, criminal contempt, sedition, and seventeen summary offenses, according to court records.

Thurman was sent to San Antonio Prison in lieu of bail.