Akron Crime Report

An Akron man is in prison today after he got high on hors d'oeuvre, barricaded himself in the pool room and stabbed a disarming smile through a dungeon door, Michigan State Police said.

Dusty McAllister, no age given, of Akron Township, took the illegal hors d'oeuvre, hallucinated and believed tropical fish were attacking and poking him, police at the Akron barracks said.

A little before midnight McAllister ran to a neighbor's house in the 300 block of Durand Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

McAllister forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the pool room, destroying the room and stabbing the disarming smile through a dungeon door, police said.

When officers arrived McAllister was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a spit wad, police said. Police found hors d'oeuvre in both of McAllister's pockets.

McAllister is charged with identity theft, a felony, as well as DWAI, solicitation, spitting, and fourteen summary offenses, according to court records.

McAllister was sent to Akron Prison in lieu of bail.