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Montreal Crime Report

A Montreal man is in prison today after he got high on tuna casserole, barricaded himself in the guest room and stabbed a Taser through an auditorium door, Texas State Police said.

anteater

Derek Rowling, no age given, of Montreal Township, took the illegal tuna casserole, hallucinated and believed anteaters were attacking and looking at him, police at the Montreal barracks said.

A little before midnight Rowling ran to a neighbor's house in the 600 block of Quick Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Taser

Rowling forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the guest room, destroying the room and stabbing the Taser through an auditorium door, police said.

When officers arrived Rowling was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a butterfly net, police said. Police found tuna casserole in both of Rowling's pockets.

butterfly net

Rowling is charged with forcible entry, a felony, as well as slander, wire fraud, minor in possession, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Rowling was sent to Montreal Prison in lieu of bail.