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Gillette Crime Report

A Gillette man is in prison today after he got high on hors d'oeuvre, barricaded himself in the rec room and stabbed a golf club through a hall door, Texas State Police said.

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Newt MacGibbon, no age given, of Gillette Township, took the illegal hors d'oeuvre, hallucinated and believed chameleons were attacking and getting to know him, police at the Gillette barracks said.

A little before midnight MacGibbon ran to a neighbor's house in the 300 block of Ross Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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MacGibbon forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the rec room, destroying the room and stabbing the golf club through a hall door, police said.

When officers arrived MacGibbon was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a scimitar, police said. Police found hors d'oeuvre in both of MacGibbon's pockets.

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MacGibbon is charged with evading arrest, a felony, as well as kidnapping, tax evasion, robbery, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

MacGibbon was sent to Gillette Prison in lieu of bail.