Yonkers Crime Report

A Yonkers man is in prison today after he got high on fish and chips, barricaded himself in the conservatory and stabbed a squirt gun through a cage door, Wisconsin State Police said.

Morrie Rebensdorf, no age given, of Yonkers Township, took the illegal fish and chips, hallucinated and believed cats were attacking and indoctrinating him, police at the Yonkers barracks said.

A little before midnight Rebensdorf ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Wolf Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Rebensdorf forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the conservatory, destroying the room and stabbing the squirt gun through a cage door, police said.

When officers arrived Rebensdorf was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a can of Raid, police said. Police found fish and chips in both of Rebensdorf's pockets.

Rebensdorf is charged with white collar crime, a felony, as well as pandering, securities fraud, disturbing the peace, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

Rebensdorf was sent to Yonkers Prison in lieu of bail.