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Tegucigalpa Crime Report

A Tegucigalpa man is in prison today after he got high on sweet potatoes, barricaded himself in the linen closet and stabbed a golf club through a billiard room door, Tennessee State Police said.

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Hamlet Bushnell, no age given, of Tegucigalpa Township, took the illegal sweet potatoes, hallucinated and believed bunnies were attacking and spanking him, police at the Tegucigalpa barracks said.

A little before midnight Bushnell ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Evans Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Bushnell forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the linen closet, destroying the room and stabbing the golf club through a billiard room door, police said.

When officers arrived Bushnell was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a flashlight, police said. Police found sweet potatoes in both of Bushnell's pockets.

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Bushnell is charged with open container violation, a felony, as well as securities fraud, tax fraud, embezzlement, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Bushnell was sent to Tegucigalpa Prison in lieu of bail.