Richmond Crime Report

A Richmond man is in prison today after he got high on fried chicken, barricaded himself in the auditorium and stabbed an insect repellant through a solarium door, New Hampshire State Police said.

Beelzebub Portwine, no age given, of Richmond Township, took the illegal fried chicken, hallucinated and believed beavers were attacking and writing him, police at the Richmond barracks said.

A little before midnight Portwine ran to a neighbor's house in the 2100 block of Noonan Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Portwine forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the auditorium, destroying the room and stabbing the insect repellant through a solarium door, police said.

When officers arrived Portwine was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an iPod, police said. Police found fried chicken in both of Portwine's pockets.

Portwine is charged with theft, a felony, as well as drug trafficking, desertion, burglary, and fourteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Portwine was sent to Richmond Prison in lieu of bail.