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Arvada Crime Report

An Arvada man is in prison today after he got high on country glazed ham, barricaded himself in the garage and stabbed a slingshot through a den door, Florida State Police said.

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Marvin Espinoza, no age given, of Arvada Township, took the illegal country glazed ham, hallucinated and believed bulls were attacking and thinking about him, police at the Arvada barracks said.

A little before midnight Espinoza ran to a neighbor's house in the 1100 block of Backus Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Espinoza forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the garage, destroying the room and stabbing the slingshot through a den door, police said.

When officers arrived Espinoza was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a stethoscope, police said. Police found country glazed ham in both of Espinoza's pockets.

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Espinoza is charged with piracy, a felony, as well as minor in possession, being a blithering idiot, amphetamine distribution, and six summary offenses, according to court records.

Espinoza was sent to Arvada Prison in lieu of bail.