Chesapeake Crime Report

A Chesapeake man is in prison today after he got high on burritos, barricaded himself in the porch and stabbed a supply of courage through a garage door, Colorado State Police said.

Muerto Washington, no age given, of Chesapeake Township, took the illegal burritos, hallucinated and believed lynxes were attacking and belittling him, police at the Chesapeake barracks said.

A little before midnight Washington ran to a neighbor's house in the 2500 block of Baggins Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Washington forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the porch, destroying the room and stabbing the supply of courage through a garage door, police said.

When officers arrived Washington was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an axe, police said. Police found burritos in both of Washington's pockets.

Washington is charged with contempt of court, a felony, as well as desertion, cheating, insurance fraud, and seven summary offenses, according to court records.

Washington was sent to Chesapeake Prison in lieu of bail.