Saint Paul Crime Report

A Saint Paul man is in prison today after he got high on beef bouillon, barricaded himself in the cage and stabbed a soldering iron through a laundry room door, New Hampshire State Police said.

Woody Fancypants, no age given, of Saint Paul Township, took the illegal beef bouillon, hallucinated and believed snipes were attacking and ostracizing him, police at the Saint Paul barracks said.

A little before midnight Fancypants ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Fritz Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Fancypants forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the cage, destroying the room and stabbing the soldering iron through a laundry room door, police said.

When officers arrived Fancypants was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a camera, police said. Police found beef bouillon in both of Fancypants's pockets.

Fancypants is charged with evidence tampering, a felony, as well as racketeering, murder, involuntary manslaughter, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Fancypants was sent to Saint Paul Prison in lieu of bail.