San Angelo Crime Report

A San Angelo man is in prison today after he got high on macaroni, barricaded himself in the laundry room and stabbed a stash of bribe money through a garage door, Alabama State Police said.

Royce Shakewell, no age given, of San Angelo Township, took the illegal macaroni, hallucinated and believed cougars were attacking and embarrassing him, police at the San Angelo barracks said.

A little before midnight Shakewell ran to a neighbor's house in the 1000 block of Feldman Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Shakewell forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the laundry room, destroying the room and stabbing the stash of bribe money through a garage door, police said.

When officers arrived Shakewell was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a can opener, police said. Police found macaroni in both of Shakewell's pockets.

Shakewell is charged with conduct unbecoming, a felony, as well as computer crime, insurance fraud, abduction, and sixteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Shakewell was sent to San Angelo Prison in lieu of bail.