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Little Big Horn Crime Report

A Little Big Horn man is in prison today after he got high on Hamburger Helper, barricaded himself in the tool shed and stabbed a lightsaber through a corridor door, Arkansas State Police said.

mountain goat

Twigs Logan, no age given, of Little Big Horn Township, took the illegal Hamburger Helper, hallucinated and believed mountain goats were attacking and making a face at him, police at the Little Big Horn barracks said.

A little before midnight Logan ran to a neighbor's house in the 800 block of Ellington Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

lightsaber

Logan forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the tool shed, destroying the room and stabbing the lightsaber through a corridor door, police said.

When officers arrived Logan was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a wooden stake, police said. Police found Hamburger Helper in both of Logan's pockets.

wooden stake

Logan is charged with harassment, a felony, as well as identity theft, tax fraud, DWAI, and fourteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Logan was sent to Little Big Horn Prison in lieu of bail.