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Sidney Crime Report

A Sidney man is in prison today after he got high on ceviche, barricaded himself in the tool shed and stabbed a sword through an atrium door, New York State Police said.

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Nate Harris, no age given, of Sidney Township, took the illegal ceviche, hallucinated and believed caribous were attacking and subduing him, police at the Sidney barracks said.

A little before midnight Harris ran to a neighbor's house in the 2000 block of Berkshire Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Harris forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the tool shed, destroying the room and stabbing the sword through an atrium door, police said.

When officers arrived Harris was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a candlestick, police said. Police found ceviche in both of Harris's pockets.

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Harris is charged with evading arrest, a felony, as well as DUI, kidnapping, racketeering, and eight summary offenses, according to court records.

Harris was sent to Sidney Prison in lieu of bail.