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Grand Rapids Crime Report

A Grand Rapids man is in prison today after he got high on roast beef, barricaded himself in the dining room and stabbed a billy club through a master bedroom door, Iowa State Police said.

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Nils Plunkett, no age given, of Grand Rapids Township, took the illegal roast beef, hallucinated and believed porcupines were attacking and transforming him, police at the Grand Rapids barracks said.

A little before midnight Plunkett ran to a neighbor's house in the 2500 block of Gong Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Plunkett forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dining room, destroying the room and stabbing the billy club through a master bedroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Plunkett was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a pair of scissors, police said. Police found roast beef in both of Plunkett's pockets.

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Plunkett is charged with larceny, a felony, as well as arson, computer crime, harboring a fugitive, and twenty summary offenses, according to court records.

Plunkett was sent to Grand Rapids Prison in lieu of bail.