Rewrite this story

Addis Ababa Crime Report

An Addis Ababa man is in prison today after he got high on sushi, barricaded himself in the game room and stabbed a pom-pom through a library door, Oklahoma State Police said.

grasshopper

Mao Provenzano, no age given, of Addis Ababa Township, took the illegal sushi, hallucinated and believed grasshoppers were attacking and tripping him, police at the Addis Ababa barracks said.

A little before midnight Provenzano ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Sparks Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

pom-pom

Provenzano forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the game room, destroying the room and stabbing the pom-pom through a library door, police said.

When officers arrived Provenzano was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a blank stare, police said. Police found sushi in both of Provenzano's pockets.

Provenzano is charged with contempt of court, a felony, as well as espionage, kidnapping, eavesdropping, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Provenzano was sent to Addis Ababa Prison in lieu of bail.