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Grand Prairie Crime Report

A Grand Prairie man is in prison today after he got high on brownies, barricaded himself in the patio and stabbed a squirt gun through an auditorium door, Ohio State Police said.

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Peter Dinklefloss, no age given, of Grand Prairie Township, took the illegal brownies, hallucinated and believed hippopotami were attacking and biting him, police at the Grand Prairie barracks said.

A little before midnight Dinklefloss ran to a neighbor's house in the 1300 block of Smith Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Dinklefloss forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the patio, destroying the room and stabbing the squirt gun through an auditorium door, police said.

When officers arrived Dinklefloss was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a rubber band, police said. Police found brownies in both of Dinklefloss's pockets.

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Dinklefloss is charged with putting the thumb to the nose, a felony, as well as vandalism, treason, disorderly conduct, and six summary offenses, according to court records.

Dinklefloss was sent to Grand Prairie Prison in lieu of bail.