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Montgomery Crime Report

A Montgomery man is in prison today after he got high on waffles, barricaded himself in the nursery and stabbed a boomerang through a tool shed door, California State Police said.

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Tony Snigglefritz, no age given, of Montgomery Township, took the illegal waffles, hallucinated and believed elk were attacking and writing him, police at the Montgomery barracks said.

A little before midnight Snigglefritz ran to a neighbor's house in the 100 block of Crabtree Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Snigglefritz forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the nursery, destroying the room and stabbing the boomerang through a tool shed door, police said.

When officers arrived Snigglefritz was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bazooka, police said. Police found waffles in both of Snigglefritz's pockets.

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Snigglefritz is charged with swearing, a felony, as well as aggravated assault, fraud, conspiracy, and fourteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Snigglefritz was sent to Montgomery Prison in lieu of bail.