San Francisco Crime Report

A San Francisco man is in prison today after he got high on pizza, barricaded himself in the parlor and stabbed a fishing pole through a nursery door, Maryland State Police said.

Kurt Clooney, no age given, of San Francisco Township, took the illegal pizza, hallucinated and believed kittens were attacking and relying on him, police at the San Francisco barracks said.

A little before midnight Clooney ran to a neighbor's house in the 100 block of Hamm Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Clooney forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the parlor, destroying the room and stabbing the fishing pole through a nursery door, police said.

When officers arrived Clooney was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a pair of brass knuckles, police said. Police found pizza in both of Clooney's pockets.

Clooney is charged with first degree murder, a felony, as well as open container violation, pyramid schemes, white collar crime, and thirteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Clooney was sent to San Francisco Prison in lieu of bail.