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Springfield Crime Report

A Springfield man is in prison today after he got high on potatoes and gravy, barricaded himself in the boudoir and stabbed an air rifle through a kitchen door, Oklahoma State Police said.

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Muerto Melville, no age given, of Springfield Township, took the illegal potatoes and gravy, hallucinated and believed magpies were attacking and leading him, police at the Springfield barracks said.

A little before midnight Melville ran to a neighbor's house in the 900 block of Tutu Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Melville forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the boudoir, destroying the room and stabbing the air rifle through a kitchen door, police said.

When officers arrived Melville was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a golf club, police said. Police found potatoes and gravy in both of Melville's pockets.

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Melville is charged with drug trafficking, a felony, as well as resisting arrest, cyber bullying, first degree murder, and fourteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Melville was sent to Springfield Prison in lieu of bail.