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Jacksonville Crime Report

A Jacksonville man is in prison today after he got high on tuna casserole, barricaded himself in the rec room and stabbed a lead pipe through a laundry room door, California State Police said.

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Newton Funk, no age given, of Jacksonville Township, took the illegal tuna casserole, hallucinated and believed goldfish were attacking and dating him, police at the Jacksonville barracks said.

A little before midnight Funk ran to a neighbor's house in the 900 block of Marks Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Funk forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the rec room, destroying the room and stabbing the lead pipe through a laundry room door, police said.

When officers arrived Funk was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a butcher knife, police said. Police found tuna casserole in both of Funk's pockets.

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Funk is charged with homicide, a felony, as well as resisting arrest, assault on a public servant, espionage, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

Funk was sent to Jacksonville Prison in lieu of bail.