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Capetown Crime Report

A Capetown man is in prison today after he got high on French fries, barricaded himself in the bathroom and stabbed a blank stare through a front porch door, Connecticut State Police said.

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Arnold Bradley, no age given, of Capetown Township, took the illegal French fries, hallucinated and believed cockatiels were attacking and apologizing to him, police at the Capetown barracks said.

A little before midnight Bradley ran to a neighbor's house in the 900 block of Higgenbottom Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Bradley forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the bathroom, destroying the room and stabbing the blank stare through a front porch door, police said.

When officers arrived Bradley was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a catheter, police said. Police found French fries in both of Bradley's pockets.

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Bradley is charged with identity theft, a felony, as well as domestic violence, evidence tampering, cheating, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Bradley was sent to Capetown Prison in lieu of bail.