Stockton Crime Report

A Stockton man is in prison today after he got high on pecan pie, barricaded himself in the pantry and stabbed an atomic weapon through a dining room door, New Hampshire State Police said.

Seth Geiger, no age given, of Stockton Township, took the illegal pecan pie, hallucinated and believed basset hounds were attacking and cozying up to him, police at the Stockton barracks said.

A little before midnight Geiger ran to a neighbor's house in the 2100 block of Arthur Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Geiger forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the pantry, destroying the room and stabbing the atomic weapon through a dining room door, police said.

When officers arrived Geiger was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bottle of Tabasco Sauce, police said. Police found pecan pie in both of Geiger's pockets.

Geiger is charged with incitement, a felony, as well as piracy, child abuse, treason, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Geiger was sent to Stockton Prison in lieu of bail.