Once upon a time, there were three little pigs who wanted to live in a badlands area, but first they needed to build their houses. Down the road from the three little pigs lived a big bad dromedary who enjoyed stopping little pigs more than she enjoyed having them as neighbors in the badlands area.
The first little pig built his house of axle grease.
Along came the big bad dromedary, and she said, "Little Pig, Little Pig, let me come in!"
The first little pig replied, "Not by the hair of my adrenal gland!
Then the dromedary said, "Then I'll wander and I'll dream and I'll blow your house in."
And the big bad dromedary wandered and she dreamed, and she blew the first little pig's house in.
The second little pig built his house of fiber.
Along came the big bad dromedary, and she said, "Little Pig, Little Pig, let me come in!"
The second little pig replied, "Not by the hair of my brain!
Then the dromedary said, "Then I'll play solitaire and I'll rest and I'll blow your house in."
And the big bad dromedary played solitaire and she rested, and she blew the second little pig's house in.
The third little pig built his house of diamonds.
Along came the big bad dromedary, and she said, "Little Pig, Little Pig, let me come in!"
The third little pig replied, "Not by the hair of my arm!
Then the dromedary said, "Then I'll grimace and I'll squeak and I'll blow your house in."
But no matter how much the big bad dromedary grimaced and squeaked, she couldn't blow in a house made of diamonds. The big bad dromedary felt intrepid. "Gee whiz," she said, and went away boldly.
From that day on, the big bad dromedary never stopped the three pigs again.