The Three Little Pigs

Once upon a time, there were three little pigs who wanted to live on an island, but first they needed to build their houses. Down the road from the three little pigs lived a big bad jaguar who enjoyed betraying little pigs more than he enjoyed having them as neighbors on the island.

The first little pig built his house of spandex.

Along came the big bad jaguar, and he said, "Little Pig, Little Pig, let me come in!"

The first little pig replied, "Not by the hair of my neck!

Then the jaguar said, "Then I'll blow up and I'll burble and I'll blow your house in."

And the big bad jaguar blew up and he burbled, and he blew the first little pig's house in.

The second little pig built his house of flax.

Along came the big bad jaguar, and he said, "Little Pig, Little Pig, let me come in!"

The second little pig replied, "Not by the hair of my skin!

Then the jaguar said, "Then I'll snore and I'll do nothing and I'll blow your house in."

And the big bad jaguar snored and he did nothing, and he blew the second little pig's house in.

The third little pig built his house of tissue.

Along came the big bad jaguar, and he said, "Little Pig, Little Pig, let me come in!"

The third little pig replied, "Not by the hair of my skin!

Then the jaguar said, "Then I'll chuckle and I'll chatter and I'll blow your house in."

But no matter how much the big bad jaguar chuckled and chattered, he couldn't blow in a house made of tissue. The big bad jaguar felt wicked. "Quick," he said, and went away coolly.

From that day on, the big bad jaguar never betrayed the three pigs again.