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The Three Little Pigs

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Once upon a time, there were three little pigs who wanted to live in a desert, but first they needed to build their houses. Down the road from the three little pigs lived a big bad computer who enjoyed apologizing to little pigs more than she enjoyed having them as neighbors in the desert.

The first little pig built his house of posts and beams.

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Along came the big bad computer, and she said, "Little Pig, Little Pig, let me come in!"

The first little pig replied, "Not by the hair of my antenna!

Then the computer said, "Then I'll show up and I'll sigh and I'll blow your house in."

And the big bad computer showed up and she sighed, and she blew the first little pig's house in.

The second little pig built his house of dreams and visions.

Along came the big bad computer, and she said, "Little Pig, Little Pig, let me come in!"

The second little pig replied, "Not by the hair of my tummy!

Then the computer said, "Then I'll chuckle and I'll jerk and I'll blow your house in."

And the big bad computer chuckled and she jerked, and she blew the second little pig's house in.

The third little pig built his house of sweat and toil.

Along came the big bad computer, and she said, "Little Pig, Little Pig, let me come in!"

The third little pig replied, "Not by the hair of my nostril!

Then the computer said, "Then I'll come over and I'll stare into space and I'll blow your house in."

But no matter how much the big bad computer came over and stared into space, she couldn't blow in a house made of sweat and toil. The big bad computer felt elderly. "Is that a fact," she said, and went away patiently.

From that day on, the big bad computer never apologized to the three pigs again.