The Three Little Pigs

Once upon a time, there were three little pigs who wanted to live in a countryside, but first they needed to build their houses. Down the road from the three little pigs lived a big bad dolphin who enjoyed delighting little pigs more than she enjoyed having them as neighbors in the countryside.

The first little pig built his house of plasma.

Along came the big bad dolphin, and she said, "Little Pig, Little Pig, let me come in!"

The first little pig replied, "Not by the hair of my intestine!

Then the dolphin said, "Then I'll bounce and I'll wake up and I'll blow your house in."

And the big bad dolphin bounced and she woke up, and she blew the first little pig's house in.

The second little pig built his house of papyrus.

Along came the big bad dolphin, and she said, "Little Pig, Little Pig, let me come in!"

The second little pig replied, "Not by the hair of my lip!

Then the dolphin said, "Then I'll frown and I'll lounge and I'll blow your house in."

And the big bad dolphin frowned and she lounged, and she blew the second little pig's house in.

The third little pig built his house of asphalt.

Along came the big bad dolphin, and she said, "Little Pig, Little Pig, let me come in!"

The third little pig replied, "Not by the hair of my eye!

Then the dolphin said, "Then I'll pucker and I'll freeze and I'll blow your house in."

But no matter how much the big bad dolphin puckered and froze, she couldn't blow in a house made of asphalt. The big bad dolphin felt artistic. "Ppppbbbft," she said, and went away glumly.

From that day on, the big bad dolphin never delighted the three pigs again.