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Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like two automatic fishing rods, four original cans of sardines, one musty firecracker, and one odd tablet computer.

I have been very stinky this year, so please give me more than you do Rodney.

P.S. I'll put a plate of chicken chow mein and a Manhattan on the file cabinet for you.

Your friend,

Quinn