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Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like four modern hair brushes, four abnormal bugles, four fluffy kites, and two crude basketballs.

I have been very furry this year, so please give me more than you do Darryl.

P.S. I'll put a serving of macaroni and cheese and a double latte on the stool for you.

Your friend,

Arnie