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Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like one queer mirror, one fuzzy roll of toilet paper, four filthy toilet seats, and two well worn ingots of plutonium.

I have been very grizzled this year, so please give me more than you do Cecelia.

P.S. I'll put a banana split and a cup of bouillon on the crib for you.

Your friend,

Sandi