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Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like three valuable paper clips, one well worn firecracker, one queer potato, and two magnificent packs of gum.

I have been very gargantuan this year, so please give me more than you do Ethan.

P.S. I'll put a serving of tuna casserole and a Mountain Dew on the sofa for you.

Your friend,

Owen