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Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like one fuzzy pinwheel, two narrow cans of sardines, two odd peanuts, and three delicate jars of olives.

I have been very homely this year, so please give me more than you do Lynn.

P.S. I'll put a bowl of Froot Loops and a glass of orange juice on the safe for you.

Your friend,