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Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like four imported amulets, one smooth dart, four archaic feather boas, and two narrow hacksaws.

I have been very mindless this year, so please give me more than you do Gretchen.

P.S. I'll put a bowl of clam chowder and a cup of tea on the hamper for you.

Your friend,

Pallavi