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Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like three plain pizzas, two flaky contracts, three gigantic bicycles, and four handy statues.

I have been very garrulous this year, so please give me more than you do Krystal.

P.S. I'll put a slice of country glazed ham and a glass of buttermilk on the cash register for you.

Your friend,

Lizzie