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Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like one filthy sack, three archaic magnets, four ancient flags, and four autographed brochures.

I have been very enthusiastic this year, so please give me more than you do Tracy.

P.S. I'll put a bowl of catfish stew and a glass of KoolAid on the armoire for you.

Your friend,

Mickey