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Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like three delicate cages, one autographed Kindle, two dry radios, and two woven mousetraps.

I have been very calm this year, so please give me more than you do Beatrice.

P.S. I'll put a serving of ravioli and a Shirley Temple on the sofa for you.

Your friend,

Hattie