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Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like three expensive pairs of dice, one stolen Bunsen burner, four dirty diamonds, and three hollow cookbooks.

I have been very confident this year, so please give me more than you do Olivia.

P.S. I'll put a waffle and an Alka-Seltzer on the end table for you.

Your friend,

Lilya