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Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like one gross watering can, three plastic cans of shaving cream, two jagged sacks of potatoes, and two modern Rubik's cubes.

I have been very big this year, so please give me more than you do Bernadette.

P.S. I'll put a pretzel and an iced tea on the bar stool for you.

Your friend,

Kayla