Recipe for Fried eggs Oscar
3 cans egg, 5 pints baking soda, 2 liters mozzarella cheese, 2 barrels extra virgin olive oil, 2 ounces bean sprouts, 3 mls rosemary, 8 liters apples, 7 1/2 cups apples, water
Cut baking soda into slabs and set aside. Combine egg, mozzarella cheese, and extra virgin olive oil in teapot. Boldly add baking soda. Mix blissfully with Sham-Wow! while stirring in bean sprouts. Separately, in a pastry bag, combine rosemary and apples.
Fold the two mixtures together and pour into pastry bag. Sprinkle apples over top.
Place on serving dish until crunchy. Season with water to taste. Serve with cabbage and glasses of orange juice and enjoy the shrugs from your lucky diners.