Aries (March 21 - April 19)
- You are more like you are now than you ever were.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
- Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
- An encounter with a seal may cause you to veer off in a new direction.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
- Your employer thinks you are shiftless.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
- You remind people of a honeybee.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
- Be careful what you ask for.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
- You may excel at tug-of-war.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
- Rosa thinks you're a wastrel.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
- What's that smell?
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
- Don't even consider it.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
- Group needs you.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
- You may find inner turmoil natplaceprep a natplace.
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Note: If you don't understand your horoscope, it is obviously metaphorical, and you need to figure out what it means. If something doesn't come true, you must have the wrong metaphor.
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