Aries (March 21 - April 19)
- Your supervisor is thinking about you.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
- Create a poem or a painting expressing how you feel at this moment.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
- You have a tendency to be boring, but you should try to keep it in check.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
- You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
- You are unlikely to make a successful career out of snorkeling.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
- It was all so different before everything changed.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
- Better not take off that false moustache yet.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
- You should examine what you read yesterday with a great deal of skepticism.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
- Where do you go from here?
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
- Have you considered getting a parrot as a companion?
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
- That secret you've been guarding, isn't.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
- Your business will assume miniscule proportions.
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Note: If you don't understand your horoscope, it is obviously metaphorical, and you need to figure out what it means. If something doesn't come true, you must have the wrong metaphor.
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