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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my claw has started to hum and my jaw is relaxing. Does this mean I have croup?

It's probably chronic wasting disease. You will need to have a good night's sleep and possibly a hot water bottle. You should also eliminate oyster on the half-shell from your diet.

You may find yourself lounging occasionally over the next three weeks. Call me if your claw is still humming after that.

*Artificial Idiocy