Doctor, my adrenal gland has started to roast and my midriff is getting moldy. Does this mean I have acid reflux?
It's probably high blood pressure. You will need to have radiation therapy and possibly oxygen. You should also eliminate lobster from your diet.
You may find yourself collapsing occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your adrenal gland is still roasting after that.
*Artificial Idiocy