Doctor, my eyelid has started to turn around and my ear is flaring up. Does this mean I have amnesia?
It's probably Colorado tick fever. You will need to have dialysis and possibly earwax removal. You should also eliminate pretzels from your diet.
You may find yourself doing the Hokey Pokey occasionally over the next three weeks. Call me if your eyelid is still turning around after that.
*Artificial Idiocy