Doctor, my buttocks has started to overheat and my brain is sweating. Does this mean I have bunions?
It's probably SARS. You will need to have a Cesarean section and possibly cauterization of the forehead. You should also eliminate pot roast from your diet.
You may find yourself waiting occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your buttocks is still overheating after that.
*Artificial Idiocy