Doctor, my carotid artery has started to contract and my eye is dangling. Does this mean I have amnesia?
It's probably cholera. You will need to have a mustard plaster and possibly a blood transfusion. You should also eliminate succotash from your diet.
You may find yourself dawdling occasionally over the next three weeks. Call me if your carotid artery is still contracting after that.
*Artificial Idiocy