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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my ear has started to shiver and my Achilles tendon is festering. Does this mean I have black lung disease?

It's probably lepidopterophobia. You will need to have cosmetic surgery and possibly a cheek implant. You should also eliminate succotash from your diet.

You may find yourself leering occasionally over the next three weeks. Call me if your ear is still shivering after that.

*Artificial Idiocy