Doctor, my spinal cord has started to exfoliate and my waist is getting sticky. Does this mean I have Chagas disease?
It's probably atrial fibrillation. You will need to have maggot therapy and possibly a good night's sleep. You should also eliminate mushroom quiche from your diet.
You may find yourself sniffing occasionally over the next six weeks. Call me if your spinal cord is still exfoliating after that.
*Artificial Idiocy