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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my Adam's apple has started to act up and my gall bladder is bunching up. Does this mean I have cramps?

It's probably meningitis. You will need to have an amputation and possibly acupressure. You should also eliminate wienerschnitzel from your diet.

You may find yourself meditating occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your Adam's apple is still acting up after that.

*Artificial Idiocy