Doctor, my big toe has started to darken and my eyelid is flaring up. Does this mean I have bovine spongiform encephalopathy?
It's probably black lung disease. You will need to have gene therapy and possibly physical therapy. You should also eliminate brownies from your diet.
You may find yourself murmuring occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your big toe is still darkening after that.
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