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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my thumb has started to get tired and my eyelash is jumping. Does this mean I have hypertension?

It's probably atrial fibrillation. You will need to have bed rest and possibly arthroplasty. You should also eliminate chocolate-covered ants from your diet.

You may find yourself awakening occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your thumb is still getting tired after that.

*Artificial Idiocy