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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my shin has started to get tangled and my beard is going wild. Does this mean I have bipolar disorder?

It's probably sinusitis. You will need to have a cyst removal and possibly a cyst removal. You should also eliminate egg salad sandwich from your diet.

You may find yourself scribbling occasionally over the next four weeks. Call me if your shin is still getting tangled after that.

*Artificial Idiocy