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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my claw has started to rumble and my eyebrow is ossifying. Does this mean I have bacterial meningitis?

It's probably migraines. You will need to have mud therapy and possibly a Cesarean section. You should also eliminate hamburgers from your diet.

You may find yourself chortling occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your claw is still rumbling after that.

*Artificial Idiocy