Doctor, my kidney has started to grow pale and my adrenal gland is going numb. Does this mean I have catalepsy?
It's probably coupon phobia. You will need to have physical therapy and possibly a hysterectomy. You should also eliminate blueberry pie from your diet.
You may find yourself throwing up occasionally over the next six weeks. Call me if your kidney is still growing pale after that.
*Artificial Idiocy