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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my artery has started to lean and my heart is bending. Does this mean I have restless leg syndrome?

It's probably melancholia. You will need to have mud therapy and possibly a cyst removal. You should also eliminate fish and chips from your diet.

You may find yourself showing up occasionally over the next six weeks. Call me if your artery is still leaning after that.

*Artificial Idiocy