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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my funny bone has started to redden and my pride is stinging. Does this mean I have equine encephalitis?

It's probably panic attacks. You will need to have a haircut and possibly sleep therapy. You should also eliminate mulligan stew from your diet.

You may find yourself quivering occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your funny bone is still reddening after that.

*Artificial Idiocy