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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my eye has started to slide and my antenna is festering. Does this mean I have irritable bowel syndrome?

It's probably eczema. You will need to have laser surgery and possibly physical therapy. You should also eliminate mulligan stew from your diet.

You may find yourself lounging occasionally over the next three weeks. Call me if your eye is still sliding after that.

*Artificial Idiocy