Doctor, my earlobe has started to get tired and my funny bone is aching. Does this mean I have epilepsy?
It's probably anaplasmosis. You will need to have a cheek implant and possibly a body cast. You should also eliminate borscht from your diet.
You may find yourself swooning occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your earlobe is still getting tired after that.
*Artificial Idiocy