Doctor, my collarbone has started to glow and my artery is wiggling. Does this mean I have gastritis?
It's probably delirium. You will need to have a tonsillectomy and possibly massage therapy. You should also eliminate oatmeal from your diet.
You may find yourself rejoicing occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your collarbone is still glowing after that.
*Artificial Idiocy