Doctor, my collarbone has started to get tangled and my lip is stiffening. Does this mean I have bed wetting?
It's probably emphysema. You will need to have an appendectomy and possibly exercise therapy. You should also eliminate egg salad sandwich from your diet.
You may find yourself grimacing occasionally over the next six weeks. Call me if your collarbone is still getting tangled after that.
*Artificial Idiocy