Doctor, my pinky has started to vex and my earlobe is turning black. Does this mean I have cholera?
It's probably delirium tremens. You will need to have a wart removal and possibly acupressure. You should also eliminate popcorn from your diet.
You may find yourself ruminating occasionally over the next three weeks. Call me if your pinky is still vexing after that.
*Artificial Idiocy