Doctor, my belly button has started to twinkle and my beard is getting emotional. Does this mean I have arrogance?
It's probably catalepsy. You will need to have a hysterectomy and possibly angioplasty. You should also eliminate tofu from your diet.
You may find yourself adjusting occasionally over the next three weeks. Call me if your belly button is still twinkling after that.
*Artificial Idiocy