Doctor, my hangnail has started to itch and my thyroid gland is blistering. Does this mean I have COPD?
It's probably tuberculosis. You will need to have acupuncture and possibly a cyst removal. You should also eliminate bread and butter from your diet.
You may find yourself watching occasionally over the next six weeks. Call me if your hangnail is still itching after that.
*Artificial Idiocy