Doctor, my jaw has started to attract flies and my front tooth is looking strange. Does this mean I have sleeping sickness?
It's probably Legionnaires' disease. You will need to have a cyst removal and possibly duct tape occlusion therapy. You should also eliminate mulligan stew from your diet.
You may find yourself swearing occasionally over the next four weeks. Call me if your jaw is still attracting flies after that.
*Artificial Idiocy