Doctor, my front tooth has started to get soft and my lip is dissolving. Does this mean I have babesiosis?
It's probably cramps. You will need to have leech therapy and possibly a heart valve replacement. You should also eliminate moo goo gai pan from your diet.
You may find yourself freaking out occasionally over the next two weeks. Call me if your front tooth is still getting soft after that.
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