Doctor, my thorax has started to get scaly and my eyelash is moving. Does this mean I have acne?
It's probably bananaphobia. You will need to have hyperbaric oxygen therapy and possibly leech therapy. You should also eliminate Hamburger Helper from your diet.
You may find yourself getting along occasionally over the next four weeks. Call me if your thorax is still getting scaly after that.
*Artificial Idiocy