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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my intestine has started to awaken and my gut is quaking. Does this mean I have black lung disease?

It's probably short man syndrome. You will need to have an ice pack and possibly bloodletting. You should also eliminate cherries jubilee from your diet.

You may find yourself grumbling occasionally over the next six weeks. Call me if your intestine is still awakening after that.

*Artificial Idiocy