Doctor, my wrist has started to ring and my skull is wrinkling. Does this mean I have Crohn's disease?
It's probably pink eye. You will need to have extracorporeal shockwave therapy and possibly aromatherapy. You should also eliminate tofu from your diet.
You may find yourself burbling occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your wrist is still ringing after that.
*Artificial Idiocy