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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my throat has started to wither and my chin is reeking. Does this mean I have anaplasmosis?

It's probably bed wetting. You will need to have dialysis and possibly acupressure. You should also eliminate pecan pie from your diet.

You may find yourself quivering occasionally over the next three weeks. Call me if your throat is still withering after that.

*Artificial Idiocy