Doctor, my paw has started to twitch and my collarbone is bleeding. Does this mean I have equine encephalitis?
It's probably acrophobia. You will need to have a lumpectomy and possibly a hysterectomy. You should also eliminate enchiladas from your diet.
You may find yourself sweating occasionally over the next six weeks. Call me if your paw is still twitching after that.
*Artificial Idiocy