Doctor, my knuckle has started to blister and my chest is shimmering. Does this mean I have cholera?
It's probably kleptomania. You will need to have massage therapy and possibly coronary artery bypass. You should also eliminate Swiss cheese from your diet.
You may find yourself curtseying occasionally over the next four weeks. Call me if your knuckle is still blistering after that.
*Artificial Idiocy