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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my leg has started to redden and my buttocks is scaling off. Does this mean I have COPD?

It's probably a concussion. You will need to have a miracle cure and possibly acupressure. You should also eliminate prime rib from your diet.

You may find yourself clearing out occasionally over the next three weeks. Call me if your leg is still reddening after that.

*Artificial Idiocy