Doctor, my wrist has started to shake and my spinal cord is getting soft. Does this mean I have acrophobia?
It's probably Crohn's disease. You will need to have maggot therapy and possibly hyperbaric oxygen therapy. You should also eliminate wienerschnitzel from your diet.
You may find yourself lying around in bed occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your wrist is still shaking after that.
*Artificial Idiocy