Doctor, my lung has started to lighten up and my spine is shrinking. Does this mean I have bad breath?
It's probably narcolepsy. You will need to have a heart valve replacement and possibly duct tape occlusion therapy. You should also eliminate chicken chow mein from your diet.
You may find yourself shivering occasionally over the next four weeks. Call me if your lung is still lightening up after that.
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