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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my calf has started to flutter and my spine is smoking. Does this mean I have multiple sclerosis?

It's probably double pneumonia. You will need to have dialysis and possibly hyperbaric oxygen therapy. You should also eliminate omelet from your diet.

You may find yourself slobbering occasionally over the next four weeks. Call me if your calf is still fluttering after that.

*Artificial Idiocy