Doctor, my femur has started to get scaly and my face is getting stiff. Does this mean I have Hong Kong flu?
It's probably sleeping sickness. You will need to have flea powder and possibly cataract surgery. You should also eliminate fried okra from your diet.
You may find yourself rejoicing occasionally over the next two weeks. Call me if your femur is still getting scaly after that.
*Artificial Idiocy