Doctor, my jaw has started to tighten up and my carotid artery is getting sweaty. Does this mean I have an ulcer?
It's probably Chagas disease. You will need to have aromatherapy and possibly acupressure. You should also eliminate waffles from your diet.
You may find yourself staring into space occasionally over the next two weeks. Call me if your jaw is still tightening up after that.
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