Doctor, my adrenal gland has started to dissolve and my chin is dribbling. Does this mean I have ALS?
It's probably encephalitis. You will need to have a Cesarean section and possibly spinal surgery. You should also eliminate mulligan stew from your diet.
You may find yourself meowing occasionally over the next four weeks. Call me if your adrenal gland is still dissolving after that.
*Artificial Idiocy