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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my nose has started to bulge and my toupee is decaying. Does this mean I have body lice?

It's probably high cholesterol. You will need to have a cheek implant and possibly laser surgery. You should also eliminate pie a la mode from your diet.

You may find yourself growling occasionally over the next six weeks. Call me if your nose is still bulging after that.

*Artificial Idiocy