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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my ankle has started to quiver and my skin is sweating. Does this mean I have sleeping sickness?

It's probably bibulism. You will need to have maggot therapy and possibly a cyst removal. You should also eliminate bonbons from your diet.

You may find yourself itching occasionally over the next three weeks. Call me if your ankle is still quivering after that.

*Artificial Idiocy