Doctor, my thumb has started to get tired and my eyelash is jumping. Does this mean I have hypertension?
It's probably atrial fibrillation. You will need to have bed rest and possibly arthroplasty. You should also eliminate chocolate-covered ants from your diet.
You may find yourself awakening occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your thumb is still getting tired after that.
*Artificial Idiocy