Doctor, my gall bladder has started to get moldy and my earlobe is getting fuzzy. Does this mean I have dissociative identity disorder?
It's probably herpes. You will need to have inversion therapy and possibly earwax removal. You should also eliminate chopped liver from your diet.
You may find yourself wiggling occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your gall bladder is still getting moldy after that.
*Artificial Idiocy