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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my bicep has started to pulsate and my jaw is getting scaly. Does this mean I have dipsomania?

It's probably acid reflux. You will need to have speech therapy and possibly retail therapy. You should also eliminate egg rolls from your diet.

You may find yourself breathing occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your bicep is still pulsating after that.

*Artificial Idiocy