Doctor, my gall bladder has started to jump and my carotid artery is turning black. Does this mean I have double black plague?
It's probably ADHD. You will need to have an endoscopic ultrasound and possibly a mustard plaster. You should also eliminate duck a l'orange from your diet.
You may find yourself awakening occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your gall bladder is still jumping after that.
*Artificial Idiocy