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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my little finger has started to burble and my shin is wiggling. Does this mean I have anorexia?

It's probably SARS. You will need to have leech therapy and possibly a cheek implant. You should also eliminate macaroni from your diet.

You may find yourself grinning occasionally over the next two weeks. Call me if your little finger is still burbling after that.

*Artificial Idiocy