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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my back has started to go wild and my chin is overheating. Does this mean I have migraines?

It's probably pyromania. You will need to have Greyhound therapy and possibly an appendectomy. You should also eliminate chicken chow mein from your diet.

You may find yourself watching occasionally over the next four weeks. Call me if your back is still going wild after that.

*Artificial Idiocy