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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my palm has started to disintegrate and my little toe is acting up. Does this mean I have bibulism?

It's probably measles. You will need to have an appendectomy and possibly magnet therapy. You should also eliminate popcorn from your diet.

You may find yourself swaying occasionally over the next four weeks. Call me if your palm is still disintegrating after that.

*Artificial Idiocy