Doctor, my leg has started to gnarl and my fingernail is throbbing. Does this mean I have kidney disease?
It's probably Creutzfeldt-Jacob disease. You will need to have an electrocardiogram and possibly an ice pack. You should also eliminate pancakes from your diet.
You may find yourself scribbling occasionally over the next six weeks. Call me if your leg is still gnarling after that.
*Artificial Idiocy