Doctor, my larynx has started to turn yellow and my gall bladder is shredding. Does this mean I have chicken pox?
It's probably myocardial infarction. You will need to have Chinese food therapy and possibly a Cesarean section. You should also eliminate oatmeal from your diet.
You may find yourself flinching occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your larynx is still turning yellow after that.
*Artificial Idiocy