Rewrite this story

AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my finger has started to overheat and my piehole is heating up. Does this mean I have scabies?

It's probably athlete's foot. You will need to have Greyhound therapy and possibly radiation therapy. You should also eliminate cinnamon toast from your diet.

You may find yourself doing nothing occasionally over the next three weeks. Call me if your finger is still overheating after that.

*Artificial Idiocy