Doctor, my kneecap has started to come undone and my carotid artery is getting cold. Does this mean I have barrel fever?
It's probably acrophobia. You will need to have snake oil and possibly equine therapy. You should also eliminate succotash from your diet.
You may find yourself chanting occasionally over the next three weeks. Call me if your kneecap is still coming undone after that.
*Artificial Idiocy