Doctor, my belly has started to redden and my little finger is getting scaly. Does this mean I have necrosis of the throat?
It's probably appendicitis. You will need to have electroconvulsive therapy and possibly electroshock therapy. You should also eliminate cherries jubilee from your diet.
You may find yourself huffing occasionally over the next two weeks. Call me if your belly is still reddening after that.
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