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Consultation With The Doctor

Doctor, my thyroid gland has started to putrify and my toenail is getting waxy. Does this mean I have Chagas disease?

It's probably dermatitis. You will need to have a blood transfusion and possibly flea powder. You should also eliminate pumpkin pie from your diet.

You are likely to do a lot of slobbering over the next three weeks. Call me if your thyroid gland is still putrifying after that.

(This consultation utilizes AI, an abbreviation for Artificial Idiocy.)