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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my belly has started to redden and my heart is rising. Does this mean I have a concussion?

It's probably scabies. You will need to have radiation therapy and possibly a mud bath. You should also eliminate brownies from your diet.

You may find yourself throwing up occasionally over the next four weeks. Call me if your belly is still reddening after that.

*Artificial Idiocy