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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my gall bladder has started to jump and my carotid artery is turning black. Does this mean I have double black plague?

It's probably ADHD. You will need to have an endoscopic ultrasound and possibly a mustard plaster. You should also eliminate duck a l'orange from your diet.

You may find yourself awakening occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your gall bladder is still jumping after that.

*Artificial Idiocy