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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my tail has started to act up and my collarbone is crawling. Does this mean I have anaplasmosis?

It's probably lyme disease. You will need to have mud therapy and possibly physical therapy. You should also eliminate fish and chips from your diet.

You may find yourself awakening occasionally over the next six weeks. Call me if your tail is still acting up after that.

*Artificial Idiocy