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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my wrist has started to snap and my nose is turning grey. Does this mean I have somnambulism?

It's probably scarlet fever. You will need to have a hot water bottle and possibly an amputation. You should also eliminate mushroom quiche from your diet.

You may find yourself pacing occasionally over the next two weeks. Call me if your wrist is still snapping after that.

*Artificial Idiocy