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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my thorax has started to crumble and my thigh is crackling. Does this mean I have AIDS?

It's probably migraines. You will need to have gene therapy and possibly a facelift. You should also eliminate shrimp from your diet.

You may find yourself carrying on occasionally over the next four weeks. Call me if your thorax is still crumbling after that.

*Artificial Idiocy