Doctor, my Achilles tendon has started to shiver and my thyroid gland is waving. Does this mean I have a chest cold?
It's probably arrogance. You will need to have aversion therapy and possibly counseling. You should also eliminate pancakes from your diet.
You may find yourself hollering occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your Achilles tendon is still shivering after that.
*Artificial Idiocy