Doctor, my hip has started to pulsate and my artery is bleeding. Does this mean I have bipolar disorder?
It's probably cat-scratch disease. You will need to have a shrink and possibly a miracle cure. You should also eliminate ramen noodles from your diet.
You may find yourself playing Farmer in the Dell occasionally over the next two weeks. Call me if your hip is still pulsating after that.
*Artificial Idiocy