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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my belly has started to growl and my stomach is going numb. Does this mean I have COVID-19?

It's probably Alzheimer's Disease. You will need to have snake oil and possibly an x-ray. You should also eliminate candy from your diet.

You may find yourself jiggling occasionally over the next two weeks. Call me if your belly is still growling after that.

*Artificial Idiocy