Doctor, my pituitary gland has started to flare up and my bicep is faltering. Does this mean I have meningitis?
It's probably cramps. You will need to have cauterization of the jaw and possibly a mustard plaster. You should also eliminate mashed potatoes from your diet.
You may find yourself rolling occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your pituitary gland is still flaring up after that.
*Artificial Idiocy