Doctor, my fingernail has started to go numb and my brain is getting hairy. Does this mean I have heartache?
It's probably chicken pox. You will need to have spinal surgery and possibly mud therapy. You should also eliminate Froot Loops from your diet.
You may find yourself puffing occasionally over the next two weeks. Call me if your fingernail is still going numb after that.
*Artificial Idiocy