Doctor, my earlobe has started to go numb and my eyelash is jerking. Does this mean I have multiple sclerosis?
It's probably diabetes. You will need to have cosmetic surgery and possibly speech therapy. You should also eliminate mushroom quiche from your diet.
You may find yourself leering occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your earlobe is still going numb after that.
*Artificial Idiocy