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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my hand has started to dance and my pancreas is breaking off. Does this mean I have schizophrenia?

It's probably high blood pressure. You will need to have a Cesarean section and possibly bloodletting. You should also eliminate hamburgers from your diet.

You may find yourself throwing up occasionally over the next two weeks. Call me if your hand is still dancing after that.

*Artificial Idiocy