Doctor, my claw has started to hum and my jaw is relaxing. Does this mean I have croup?
It's probably chronic wasting disease. You will need to have a good night's sleep and possibly a hot water bottle. You should also eliminate oyster on the half-shell from your diet.
You may find yourself lounging occasionally over the next three weeks. Call me if your claw is still humming after that.
*Artificial Idiocy