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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my skull has started to expand and my pancreas is shriveling. Does this mean I have anaplasmosis?

It's probably pneumonia. You will need to have inversion therapy and possibly electroshock therapy. You should also eliminate lobster from your diet.

You may find yourself playing Farmer in the Dell occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your skull is still expanding after that.

*Artificial Idiocy