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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my heart has started to come off and my toe is hissing. Does this mean I have barrel fever?

It's probably cirrhosis of the rib. You will need to have a mud bath and possibly spinal surgery. You should also eliminate duck a l'orange from your diet.

You may find yourself grimacing occasionally over the next two weeks. Call me if your heart is still coming off after that.

*Artificial Idiocy