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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my back has started to vex and my gall bladder is getting hairy. Does this mean I have mumps?

It's probably botulism. You will need to have radiation therapy and possibly a facelift. You should also eliminate Froot Loops from your diet.

You may find yourself winking occasionally over the next five weeks. Call me if your back is still vexing after that.

*Artificial Idiocy