Doctor, my fingernail has started to line up and my finger is gnarling. Does this mean I have tuberculosis?
It's probably somnambulism. You will need to have a hysterectomy and possibly Chinese food therapy. You should also eliminate ice cream from your diet.
You may find yourself dilly-dallying occasionally over the next two weeks. Call me if your fingernail is still lining up after that.
*Artificial Idiocy