Doctor, my toenail has started to go to pieces and my dignity is snapping. Does this mean I have brain fever?
It's probably an ulcer. You will need to have acupressure and possibly flea powder. You should also eliminate egg drop soup from your diet.
You may find yourself nodding off occasionally over the next four weeks. Call me if your toenail is still going to pieces after that.
*Artificial Idiocy