Doctor, my thigh has started to unwind and my paw is rotting. Does this mean I have antisocial behavior?
It's probably catalepsy. You will need to have electroshock therapy and possibly earwax removal. You should also eliminate corn on the cob from your diet.
You may find yourself hollering occasionally over the next two weeks. Call me if your thigh is still unwinding after that.
*Artificial Idiocy