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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my lip has started to gnarl and my rib is getting hot. Does this mean I have barrel fever?

It's probably claustrophobia. You will need to have an ear pinning and possibly psychotherapy. You should also eliminate sweet potatoes from your diet.

You may find yourself creeping occasionally over the next three weeks. Call me if your lip is still gnarling after that.

*Artificial Idiocy