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AI* Doctor's Visit

Doctor, my hairdo has started to thicken and my lung is dissolving. Does this mean I have babesiosis?

It's probably lethargy. You will need to have a body cast and possibly snake oil. You should also eliminate jambalaya from your diet.

You may find yourself getting dizzy occasionally over the next four weeks. Call me if your hairdo is still thickening after that.

*Artificial Idiocy