Doctor, my cheek has started to come undone and my chin is jiggling. Does this mean I have chicken pox?
It's probably necrosis of the carotid artery. You will need to have duct tape occlusion therapy and possibly cataract surgery. You should also eliminate catfish stew from your diet.
You may find yourself throwing up occasionally over the next six weeks. Call me if your cheek is still coming undone after that.
*Artificial Idiocy