Doctor, my esophagus has started to glow and my skull is relaxing. Does this mean I have diabetes?
It's probably dysentery. You will need to have leech therapy and possibly arthroplasty. You should also eliminate tuna casserole from your diet.
You may find yourself jiggling occasionally over the next six weeks. Call me if your esophagus is still glowing after that.
*Artificial Idiocy