Doctor, my spinal cord has started to freeze and my gut is drooping. Does this mean I have dengue fever?
It's probably arachnophobia. You will need to have electroconvulsive therapy and possibly counseling. You should also eliminate lobster bisque from your diet.
You may find yourself sighing occasionally over the next six weeks. Call me if your spinal cord is still freezing after that.
*Artificial Idiocy