Doctor, my big toe has started to blister and my eyebrow is dripping. Does this mean I have agoraphobia?
It's probably migraines. You will need to have laying on of hands and possibly acupressure. You should also eliminate hot dogs from your diet.
You may find yourself looking dumb occasionally over the next three weeks. Call me if your big toe is still blistering after that.
*Artificial Idiocy