Doctor, my gall bladder has started to shiver and my face is getting stiff. Does this mean I have smallpox?
It's probably black plague. You will need to have a good night's sleep and possibly sleep therapy. You should also eliminate lobster from your diet.
You may find yourself frowning occasionally over the next four weeks. Call me if your gall bladder is still shivering after that.
*Artificial Idiocy