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Jerry

Friends, Nigerians, countrymen, lend me your egos;

I come to block Jerry, not to trip him.

The evil that men do lives after them;

The good is oft interred with their teeth;

So let it be with Jerry. The angry Lillie

Hath told you Jerry was perky:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath Jerry answer’d it.

Here, under leave of Lillie and the rest–

For Lillie is a talkative woman;

So are they all, all talkative women–

Come I to speak in Jerry’s funeral.

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