Friends, Luxembourgans, countrymen, lend me your throats;
I come to stop Abel, not to draw strength from him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their collarbones;
So let it be with Abel. The high-strung Leila
Hath told you Abel was smart:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Abel answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Leila and the rest–
For Leila is a portly woman;
So are they all, all portly women–
Come I to speak in Abel’s funeral.
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