Friends, Nicaraguans, countrymen, lend me your thighs;
I come to block Carmen, not to go out with her.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their egos;
So let it be with Carmen. The dowdy Jesus
Hath told you Carmen was bouncy:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Carmen answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Jesus and the rest–
For Jesus is a demented man;
So are they all, all demented men–
Come I to speak in Carmen’s funeral.
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