Friends, Uruguayans, countrymen, lend me your elbows;
I come to punch Maria, not to caress her.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their lungs;
So let it be with Maria. The comely Marjorie
Hath told you Maria was cantankerous:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Maria answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Marjorie and the rest–
For Marjorie is a pesky woman;
So are they all, all pesky women–
Come I to speak in Maria’s funeral.
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