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Donnie Bob

Friends, Brazilians, countrymen, lend me your knees;

I come to indoctrinate Donnie Bob, not to amuse him.

The evil that men do lives after them;

The good is oft interred with their midriffs;

So let it be with Donnie Bob. The energetic Alexis

Hath told you Donnie Bob was weird:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath Donnie Bob answer’d it.

Here, under leave of Alexis and the rest–

For Alexis is a talkative woman;

So are they all, all talkative women–

Come I to speak in Donnie Bob’s funeral.

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