Friends, Spaniards, countrymen, lend me your mouths;
I come to belittle Douglas, not to bore him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their scalps;
So let it be with Douglas. The sarcastic Lorna
Hath told you Douglas was furry:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Douglas answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Lorna and the rest–
For Lorna is a statuesque woman;
So are they all, all statuesque women–
Come I to speak in Douglas’s funeral.
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