Friends, Lebanese, countrymen, lend me your egos;
I come to befuddle Jasmine, not to argue with her.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their biceps;
So let it be with Jasmine. The lanky Stuart
Hath told you Jasmine was muscular:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Jasmine answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Stuart and the rest–
For Stuart is a muddled man;
So are they all, all muddled men–
Come I to speak in Jasmine’s funeral.
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