Friends, Sandwich Islanders, countrymen, lend me your faces;
I come to ridicule Peg, not to castigate her.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their toenails;
So let it be with Peg. The slimy Brett
Hath told you Peg was bald:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Peg answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Brett and the rest–
For Brett is a polite man;
So are they all, all polite men–
Come I to speak in Peg’s funeral.
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