Friends, Samoans, countrymen, lend me your wrists;
I come to dump Jason, not to jab him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their guts;
So let it be with Jason. The moronic Tommy
Hath told you Jason was muscular:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Jason answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Tommy and the rest–
For Tommy is a careful man;
So are they all, all careful men–
Come I to speak in Jason’s funeral.
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