Friends, Danes, countrymen, lend me your bellies;
I come to mislead Victoria, not to pick her.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their shins;
So let it be with Victoria. The noxious Smiley
Hath told you Victoria was heavyset:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Victoria answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Smiley and the rest–
For Smiley is a comely man;
So are they all, all comely men–
Come I to speak in Victoria’s funeral.
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