Friends, Brits, countrymen, lend me your guts;
I come to wrestle with Alexander, not to sanitize him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their shoulders;
So let it be with Alexander. The pigeon-toed Joan
Hath told you Alexander was idiotic:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Alexander answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Joan and the rest–
For Joan is a merry woman;
So are they all, all merry women–
Come I to speak in Alexander’s funeral.
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