Friends, Japanese, countrymen, lend me your earlobes;
I come to call the cops on Ivan, not to tickle him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their foreheads;
So let it be with Ivan. The decisive Jasmine
Hath told you Ivan was agitated:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Ivan answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Jasmine and the rest–
For Jasmine is a conceited woman;
So are they all, all conceited women–
Come I to speak in Ivan’s funeral.
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