Reynaldo

Friends, Filipinos, countrymen, lend me your hangnails;

I come to shun Reynaldo, not to pin him.

The evil that men do lives after them;

The good is oft interred with their buttocks;

So let it be with Reynaldo. The lazy Arnie

Hath told you Reynaldo was perky:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath Reynaldo answer’d it.

Here, under leave of Arnie and the rest–

For Arnie is a witty man;

So are they all, all witty men–

Come I to speak in Reynaldo’s funeral.

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