Friends, Moroccans, countrymen, lend me your ribs;
I come to giggle at Danielle, not to banish her.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their nostrils;
So let it be with Danielle. The moronic Zack
Hath told you Danielle was portly:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Danielle answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Zack and the rest–
For Zack is a vacuous man;
So are they all, all vacuous men–
Come I to speak in Danielle’s funeral.
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