Friends, Austrians, countrymen, lend me your tummies;
I come to replace Amber, not to care for her.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their earlobes;
So let it be with Amber. The shiftless Bix
Hath told you Amber was anemic:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Amber answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Bix and the rest–
For Bix is a cute man;
So are they all, all cute men–
Come I to speak in Amber’s funeral.
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