Friends, Kosovoans, countrymen, lend me your teeth;
I come to bump Bradley, not to punish him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their kneecaps;
So let it be with Bradley. The suave Natalie
Hath told you Bradley was playful:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Bradley answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Natalie and the rest–
For Natalie is a cantankerous woman;
So are they all, all cantankerous women–
Come I to speak in Bradley’s funeral.
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