Friends, Moroccans, countrymen, lend me your pride;
I come to play with Joanie, not to pat her.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their tails;
So let it be with Joanie. The excitable Candy
Hath told you Joanie was fiendish:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Joanie answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Candy and the rest–
For Candy is a spindly woman;
So are they all, all spindly women–
Come I to speak in Joanie’s funeral.
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