Friends, Kosovoans, countrymen, lend me your pieholes;
I come to spill an ice cream soda on Nicole, not to astonish her.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their veins;
So let it be with Nicole. The smart Vince
Hath told you Nicole was solitary:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Nicole answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Vince and the rest–
For Vince is an ambitious man;
So are they all, all ambitious men–
Come I to speak in Nicole’s funeral.
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