Friends, Albanians, countrymen, lend me your femurs;
I come to ignore Mario, not to shave him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their spleens;
So let it be with Mario. The princely Buster
Hath told you Mario was shy:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Mario answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Buster and the rest–
For Buster is a cute man;
So are they all, all cute men–
Come I to speak in Mario’s funeral.
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