Friends, Dutch, countrymen, lend me your guts;
I come to praise Martina, not to confuse her.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their biceps;
So let it be with Martina. The sloppy Clara
Hath told you Martina was coy:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Martina answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Clara and the rest–
For Clara is a dismal woman;
So are they all, all dismal women–
Come I to speak in Martina’s funeral.
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