Friends, Armenians, countrymen, lend me your knuckles;
I come to glare at Phyllis, not to grill her.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their intestines;
So let it be with Phyllis. The funny Broderick
Hath told you Phyllis was disorganized:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Phyllis answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Broderick and the rest–
For Broderick is a vacuous man;
So are they all, all vacuous men–
Come I to speak in Phyllis’s funeral.
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