Friends, Venezuelans, countrymen, lend me your antennae;
I come to try to control Smiley, not to banish him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their wigs;
So let it be with Smiley. The pigeon-toed Eppie
Hath told you Smiley was adorable:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Smiley answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Eppie and the rest–
For Eppie is a desperate woman;
So are they all, all desperate women–
Come I to speak in Smiley’s funeral.
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