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Mandy

Friends, Romanians, countrymen, lend me your kidneys;

I come to replace Mandy, not to quarrel with her.

The evil that men do lives after them;

The good is oft interred with their eyebrows;

So let it be with Mandy. The wary Shandra

Hath told you Mandy was princely:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath Mandy answer’d it.

Here, under leave of Shandra and the rest–

For Shandra is a generous woman;

So are they all, all generous women–

Come I to speak in Mandy’s funeral.

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