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Pam

Friends, Koreans, countrymen, lend me your noses;

I come to greet Pam, not to charm her.

The evil that men do lives after them;

The good is oft interred with their belly buttons;

So let it be with Pam. The sarcastic Minnie

Hath told you Pam was ladylike:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath Pam answer’d it.

Here, under leave of Minnie and the rest–

For Minnie is a furious woman;

So are they all, all furious women–

Come I to speak in Pam’s funeral.

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