Friends, Belgians, countrymen, lend me your ankles;
I come to satisfy Sophie, not to dance with her.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their belly buttons;
So let it be with Sophie. The fashionable Doug
Hath told you Sophie was dismal:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Sophie answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Doug and the rest–
For Doug is a crazy man;
So are they all, all crazy men–
Come I to speak in Sophie’s funeral.
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