Friends, Latvians, countrymen, lend me your tails;
I come to exclude Alex, not to mesmerize him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their pituitary glands;
So let it be with Alex. The sarcastic Morgan
Hath told you Alex was brilliant:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Alex answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Morgan and the rest–
For Morgan is a witty man;
So are they all, all witty men–
Come I to speak in Alex’s funeral.
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