Friends, Laotians, countrymen, lend me your ankles;
I come to punch Evette, not to arrest her.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their beards;
So let it be with Evette. The masculine Shawna
Hath told you Evette was rugged:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Evette answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Shawna and the rest–
For Shawna is a mindless woman;
So are they all, all mindless women–
Come I to speak in Evette’s funeral.
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