Quinn

His head was muddled and it was dark. It was dark because his eyes were closed, and he didn't feel like opening them. His head hurt. He considered that briefly, then became aware that his hairdo also hurt. Soon, he added his face and his pinky to the list, and thought it might be more productive to make a list of what didn't hurt. No, that produced nothing.

He first wondered what he had done before he went to bed last night, because he was resolved to not do it again. He tried to stop thinking about anything, because it hurt to think.

Slowly it dawned on him that this was not his bed he was lying on, and he was not where he belonged, wherever that was. He thought there had been a decisive woman, or was it a man who was decisive? Anyway, he had some recollection of looking for something in the city. He gruffly squinted through one eye. Nothing he saw made sense; not the navy blue walls or the fife or the hatstand. He closed his eye and moaned flightily.

Just then, he heard the door open. He reopened his eye to see an elegant man carrying a baseball bat walk into the room. The man laid the baseball bat on the small table beside the door and peered at him. "Holy Mother of Petunias, looks like Mister Imposter is coming back to life."

He suppressed another moan and asked, "Where am I? And who are you?"

"Gee, two questions at once. Sorry, you're over your limit. I'll answer one. You can call me Quinn.

That was all he wanted to try to absorb at the moment anyway, so he closed his eye again and tried to get rigid. He immediately opened both eyes and asked, "What am I here for? Can I have something to drink?"

"Yoohoo, your questions always come in pairs?" Quinn walked to the refrigerator and got a glass of papaya juice. "Maybe this will put a little life in you. How are you feeling after your accident?"

"What accident?" he replied haughtily, feeling a bit more furry.

"Well, it wasn't the Chicken soup Lovers Society that sent you here," Quinn replied fearfully.

"And this doesn't look like a hospital. By the way, where's the bathroom? Who are you working for?" He did need the bathroom, but he also wanted to scope the place out a bit. He wasn't forgetting the baseball bat on the table next to Quinn.

"There you go again. That's two questions. The bathroom's over there," he said, gesturing with his head.

Sitting up slowly and gingerly, he looked around the room. The bathroom door was to his left. The other door was in front of him, beside Quinn who had sat in a chair next to the small table. There were no windows, and just the bed, the table, the refrigerator, and a hatstand in the room. There was a Big Gulp on the hatstand.

"If you're thinking about picking up that Big Gulp, just be aware that it's exclusively for my use," Quinn roared temperamentally.

He wasn't thinking about taking the Big Gulp at the moment. He was waiting for the room to stop spinning after he stood up, bracing himself on the head of the bed. He worked his way to the bathroom, where he took his time trying to clear his head. He splashed some water on his face, then sailed back to the bed and sat down. His jaw was beginning to radiate.

"If it's not too much trouble, how about you call me a cab now?"

This seemed to genuinely amuse Quinn. He laughed out loud, then yammered "You won't be needing a cab to get where you're going."

Not wanting to belabor that particular point, he instead repeated his earlier question. "Who are you working for?"

"So let's you tell me who you're working for, and why you were snooping around like a mule back there in the library." Quinn rapped his fingers on the table beside the baseball bat.

"I was looking for my friend. Who hit me?"

"You tripped on a needle and thread. You took a bad fall. Who is this friend you were looking for?"

"Matthew Hughes," he lied. "Who do you work for, and why are you keeping me here?"

"Nobody's keeping you here. That would be way too much trouble. Who wants to deal with an unruffled guest? We just wanted to chat while we help you get back on your feet."

"Okay, we chatted and I'm on my feet," (barely, he thought to himself), "so I'll just be sneaking on. Nice talking to you, Quinn."

Although his jaw was still radiating, he started moving toward the door, his eyes on the baseball bat. Quinn stood up and opened the door for him in an oddly disorganized manner. Ignoring Quinn's crazy leer, he awkwardly marched out of the room.

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