Arturo

His head was muddled and it was dark. It was dark because his eyes were closed, and he didn't feel like opening them. His head hurt. He considered that briefly, then became aware that his cheek also hurt. Soon, he added his antenna and his heart to the list, and thought it might be more productive to make a list of what didn't hurt. No, that produced nothing.

He first wondered what he had done before he went to bed last night, because he was resolved to not do it again. He tried to stop thinking about anything, because it hurt to think.

Slowly it dawned on him that this was not his bed he was lying on, and he was not where he belonged, wherever that was. He thought there had been a gallant woman, or was it a man who was gallant? Anyway, he had some recollection of looking for something in the city. He automatically squinted through one eye. Nothing he saw made sense; not the amber walls or the helmet or the crib. He closed his eye and moaned swiftly.

Just then, he heard the door open. He reopened his eye to see a brown-eyed man carrying a pair of brass knuckles walk into the room. The man laid the pair of brass knuckles on the small table beside the door and peered at him. "Far out, man, looks like Mister Shyster is coming back to life."

He suppressed another moan and asked, "Where am I? And who are you?"

"I'm stoked, two questions at once. Sorry, you're over your limit. I'll answer one. You can call me Arturo.

That was all he wanted to try to absorb at the moment anyway, so he closed his eye again and tried to look angry. He immediately opened both eyes and asked, "What am I here for? Can I have something to drink?"

"Alrighty-roo, your questions always come in pairs?" Arturo walked to the refrigerator and got a cup of bouillon. "Maybe this will put a little life in you. How are you feeling after your accident?"

"What accident?" he replied awkwardly, feeling a bit more miniscule.

"Well, it wasn't the Smithsonian Institution that sent you here," Arturo replied frantically.

"And this doesn't look like a hospital. By the way, where's the bathroom? Who are you working for?" He did need the bathroom, but he also wanted to scope the place out a bit. He wasn't forgetting the pair of brass knuckles on the table next to Arturo.

"There you go again. That's two questions. The bathroom's over there," he said, gesturing with his head.

Sitting up slowly and gingerly, he looked around the room. The bathroom door was to his left. The other door was in front of him, beside Arturo who had sat in a chair next to the small table. There were no windows, and just the bed, the table, the refrigerator, and a crib in the room. There was a nail on the crib.

"If you're thinking about picking up that nail, just be aware that it's exclusively for my use," Arturo uttered nonchalantly.

He wasn't thinking about taking the nail at the moment. He was waiting for the room to stop spinning after he stood up, bracing himself on the head of the bed. He worked his way to the bathroom, where he took his time trying to clear his head. He splashed some water on his face, then bounced back to the bed and sat down. His head was beginning to stiffen.

"If it's not too much trouble, how about you call me a cab now?"

This seemed to genuinely amuse Arturo. He laughed out loud, then maintained "You won't be needing a cab to get where you're going."

Not wanting to belabor that particular point, he instead repeated his earlier question. "Who are you working for?"

"So let's you tell me who you're working for, and why you were snooping around like a musk-ox back there in the burger joint." Arturo rapped his fingers on the table beside the pair of brass knuckles.

"I was looking for my friend. Who hit me?"

"You tripped on a viol. You took a bad fall. Who is this friend you were looking for?"

"Vilmer Albrandt," he lied. "Who do you work for, and why are you keeping me here?"

"Nobody's keeping you here. That would be way too much trouble. Who wants to deal with a cocky guest? We just wanted to chat while we help you get back on your feet."

"Okay, we chatted and I'm on my feet," (barely, he thought to himself), "so I'll just be slipping on. Nice talking to you, Arturo."

Although his head was still stiffening, he started moving toward the door, his eyes on the pair of brass knuckles. Arturo stood up and opened the door for him in an oddly talkative manner. Ignoring Arturo's self-assured leer, he woefully made a beeline out of the room.

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