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Battle Of The Bands

Jean Schlick and the Hand-carved Knitting Needles

The Overgrown Antennas

Prime Rib

Jeanette Collins and the Dry Pride

The Tennis Rackets

The Bows

Marcie Van Hollen and the Massage Parlor

The Toes

Maria Vidmar and the Sanguine Orangutans

Cheers

The Belches

Vicki Oliver and Marshmallows

Abuse of authority

Jasmine Osterman and the Excellent Protest Signs

Toni Deutsch and The Northwest Passage

Heidi Lions and the Rigid Cans of shaving cream

Honey-babe

The Vile Rats

Winifred Hart and Fresh garlic

The Stating Twitches

Old biddy Matilda

Saran Wrap

Greta Clemmons and Mushroom

The Greasy Hog Body

The Speed of Friendliness