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Battle Of The Bands

Elmer Webb and the Plain Decks Of Cards

The Hefty Paper clips

Steak

Nookie Holland and the Bulky Hair

The Pieces Of Chalk

The Dope slaps

Cassie Knight and the Scrapbooking Party

The Collarbones

Cosmo Stuart and the Masculine Larks

Optimum

The Twitches

Victoria Gibson and Celery seed

Slander

Christopher Schreiber and the Fancy Pepper Grinders

Kjersten Esposito and Tobacco

Horace Running Bird and the Queer Coat hangers

Little blossom

The Drowsy Tigers

Savannah Dingwell and Applesauce

The Acknowledging Guffaws

Moonie Regina

Cheese

Jenny Higgins and Bear Track

The Polka-dotted Fish Fleet

The Formation of Humility