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Battle Of The Bands

Wanda Patterson and the Golden Potatoes

The Imitation Pairs of binoculars

Swiss Cheese

Erin Goldfarb and the Filthy Hands

The Crates

The Simpers

Johnny Shakewell and the Art Exhibit

The Aortas

Erwin Warren and the Selfish Owls

Ay Chihuahua

The Kisses

Triffid Black and Italian sausage

Being ugly in public

Xaviera Nguyen and the Fluffy Nails

Cassandra Brookshire and Evolution

Gillian Baker and the Bulky Vacuum cleaners

Pinky

The Atrocious Gnus

Savannah Bean and Ground pork

The Whimpering Snickers

Cootieface Lucas

The vacuum cleaner

Marcie Flash and Fish

The Waxy Goldfish Army

The Creation of Chastity