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Battle Of The Bands

Margaret Ridley and the Bent Pairs Of Fuzzy Dice

The Brightly-colored Protest signs

Macaroni

Ray Grayheels and the Rancid Scalps

The Crackers

The Beams

Jason Martin and the Wax Museum

The Front teeth

Doralene Whitlock and the Fuzzy Worms

Crap

The Grimaces

James Stetson and Flour

Indecent exposure

Woody Bonner and the Puzzling Bottles Of Perfume

Ella Oggendorf and Evolution

Christina Sheridan and the Crisp Packs of gum

Pumpkin

The Cowardly Honeybees

Eubie Thurston and Garlic

The Trumpeting Jeers

Nincompoop Scotty

Beer

Joel Kaiser and Weed

The Hand-carved Turtle Faction

The Beginning of Humility