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Battle Of The Bands

LaDue Steinbeck and the Coarse Feathers

The Loose Hats

Cornbread

Miguel Kissling and the Crooked Nostrils

The Guns

The Kisses

Borat Clinton and the Ballet

The Beards

Gerald Maxwell and the Presumptuous Rabbits

Dang

The Beams

Krista Sullivan and Thyme

Aiding and abetting

Rosa MacGibbon and the Shiny Baseballs

Klaus Boyce and The Laws Of Thermodynamics

Blake Salazar and the Primitive Corncobs

Kitten

The Sketchy Fish

Vilmer Draney and JalapeƱos

The Yowling Beams

Coward Gus

The pressure cooker

Clifton Stevenson and Bear Track

The Slimy Tiger Partnership

The Inanity of Grace