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Battle Of The Bands

Flash Saint Pierre and the Crisp Cardboard Boxes

The Large Bunsen burners

Banana Split

Miguel Arthur and the New Backs

The Paperclips

The Bounds

Nelda Bernstein and the Movie Theater

The Gall bladders

Hillary Judd and the Sober Caribous

Jeepers

The Belches

Alyssa Gutierrez and Butter

Solicitation

Anders DeMille and the Electric Screwdrivers

Eloise Teeters and Medicinal Herbs

Henry Phillips and the Curved Kindles

Big lug

The Cunning Hamsters

Jackson Hartley and Turmeric

The Bragging Cheers

Weenie Mary Lou

Soap

Eubie Stevens and Tree Branch

The Spongy Louse Army

The Banality of Ignorance