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Battle Of The Bands

Kenneth Brown and the Slimy Peace Pipes

The Magnificent Pinwheels

Chicken Pot Pie

Freddie Orwell and the Waxy Esophaguses

The Church Keys

The Clenched fists

Grover Irvin and the Gay Bar

The Pride

Kirsten Snyder and the Sweet Oxen

Aaah

The Grimaces

April Slade and Egg white

Desertion

Jordan Killeen and the Large Beach Balls

Buddy Bobbit and A Rare Kind Of Mushroom

Phineas Santos and the Rough Flutes

Beefcake

The Sleepy Computers

Timothy Milenski and Capers

The Preaching Gasps

Thug Rover

The camera

Preston Pummelly and Tree Branch

The Abnormal Manatee Herd

The Insanity of Culture