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Battle Of The Bands

Annalouise Nyberg and the Archaic Kites

The Damp Fishing poles

Refried Beans

Dan Kelly and the Old Toenails

The Pairs Of Binoculars

The Blushes

Sheila Trott and the Puppet Show

The Shoulders

Carey Dole and the Grizzled Jellyfish

Isht

The Smacks

Charles Norris and Canned pineapple

Blasphemy

Arnie Sandman and the Heavy Houseplants

Lex Mouse and Fermentation

Tabitha Palmer and the Bronze Clarinets

Cookie

The Fuzzy Musk-oxen

Wallace Greenwood and Ground mustard

The Protesting Shouts

Bully Frances

Glue

Juan Burke and Bit Of Litter

The Thick Goat Posse

The End of Temperance