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Battle Of The Bands

Anton Cairns and the Immense Brushes

The Important Whoopee cushions

Shrimp

Sissy Berry and the Damaged Bladders

The Protest Signs

The Gasps

Joan Freeman and the Church Social

The Pancreases

Roger Proctor and the Conceited Pandas

Can You Dig It?

The Crows

Penelope Porterfield and Beef broth

Slander

Lillie Bates and the Multicolored Chess Sets

Craig Sagan and The Electron

Nestor MacGibbon and the Fluffy Model airplanes

Starlight

The Lazy Bulls

Heather Overland and Maple syrup

The Clarifying Squints

Airhead Bethany

The crossword puzzle

Jill Draney and Stick

The Funny Gila monster Nation

The Evaporation of Humor