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Battle Of The Bands

Roy McIntire and the Rusty Fishing Poles

The Thick Tubes of toothpaste

Pot Roast

Laurie Chen and the Hefty Pieholes

The Pink Flamingoes

The Finger guns

Butch Eklund and the Lecture On skulls

The Adam's apples

Marcus Hanks and the Rugged Sasquatches

Grrrrr

The Raised Eyebrows

Ole Townley and Hard-cooked eggs

Eavesdropping

Francie Gibson and the Authentic Rags

Damien Sparks and The Spectrum Of Light

Bobby Garvey and the Bizarre Feathers

Twinkle toes

The Stern Teddy bears

Sandra Munich and Apple cider

The Spewing Smiles

Floozy Jack

Chia pets

Dusty Nixon and Spider Web

The Smelly Puma Cult

The Disappearance of Absurdity