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Battle Of The Bands

Joyce Prentice and the Excellent Daisies

The Mechanical Cotton balls

Mushroom Quiche

Bailey Burtle and the Loose Guts

The Bags Of Popcorn

The Squints

Kirby Niederhaus and the Lecture On boxes of Kleenex

The Heads

Magdalena Wozniak and the Nervous Swans

Ahem

The Cheers

Hagit Walton and Dry white wine

DWI

Kim Bromley and the Amazing Fire Hoses

Helen Rudd and Quasars

Roberta Roberts and the Used Knitting needles

Teddy bear

The Enthusiastic Pigeons

Gail Munich and Flank steak

The Weeping Winks

Imposter Rosario

The thermometer

Gillian Kelly and Stick

The Fuzzy Manatee Mob

The Understanding of Humility