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Battle Of The Bands

Randy Koch and the Immense Fishing Rods

The Rough Jars of olives

Tofu

Celeste Fagan and the Hand-carved Lips

The Pens

The Clenched fists

Donald Knight and the Séance

The Faces

Robin Banks and the Unruffled Sharks

Bingo

The Air Kisses

Wendell South and Lime Jell-O

Racketeering

Vernon Greer and the Slimy Potatoes

Tanya Ferguson and Bacteria

Julian Judd and the Hideous Pacifiers

Tinky-wink

The Fashionable Burros

Alyssa Garland and Carrots

The Concluding Sniffs

Chowderhead Anders

The spork

Olive Schreiber and Seed Pod

The Brightly-colored Hamster Coterie

The Inanity of Endurance