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Battle Of The Bands

Dusty Snigglefritz and the Thick Cans Of Beer

The Imported Lollipops

Beans

Caleb Comstad and the Narrow Larynxes

The Hair Dryers

The Smacks

Laurie Osterman and the Gay Bar

The Toenails

Baldwin Nagy and the Atrocious Ponies

Crud

The Honks

Pablo Brontsky and Worcestershire sauce

Being ugly in public

Mao Bowe and the Polished Pencil Sharpeners

Greg Banks and Mammoth Cave

Nelly Saramago and the Imitation Bags

Pinky

The Diabolical Dodo birds

Lear Bowers and Pomegranate juice

The Offering Sneezes

Freak Huong

Toothpaste

Thaddeus Emery and Pine Cone

The Queer Tiger Team

The Spread of Culture