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Battle Of The Bands

Cherise Hartford and the Gleaming Salt Shakers

The Big Flowerpots

Beef Bouillon

Izzy Targoff and the Smumpy Palms

The Bird Cages

The Belches

Tracy Harrison and the Archery Club

The Spines

Newt Stoltenburg and the Forgetful Shrews

Just A Minute

The Sighs

Candy Beluchi and Yogurt

Securities fraud

Brett Doe and the Queer Toolboxes

Nakisha Rosen and The Laws Of Thermodynamics

Nakisha Nelson and the Fluffy Teddy bears

Gentle soul

The Lethargic Mules

Kimberly Lamb and Turkey

The Expressing Grimaces

Whippersnapper Patty

Tinkertoys

Elsa Barton and Rock

The Bronze Horse Cartel

The Appreciation of Decadence