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Battle Of The Bands

Audra Hopkins and the Ruined Ironing Boards

The Crusty Paintings

Ramen Noodles

Wayne Hopper and the Archaic Femurs

The Cotton Balls

The Snorts

Gabe Papadapolous and the Pie-eating Contest

The Ears

Luis Bell and the Bold Pumas

Criminy

The Crows

Francie Barrett and Green bell peppers

Harboring a fugitive

Barry McAllister and the Curved Playing Cards

Deirdre Findley and Neptune

Isabel Normal and the Miniature Key rings

Honey-babe

The Fascinating Elephants

Grover Finney and Baking soda

The Exclaiming Sniffs

Harebrain Greg

Panty hose

Tommy Tutu and Stone

The Ruined Poodle Ensemble

The Departure of Denial