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Battle Of The Bands

Paige Esposito and the Odd Sponges

The Ridiculous Flash drives

Lobster

Bernadette Borkowski and the Musty Scalps

The Candles

The Smacks

Anita Munich and the Car Show

The Gall bladders

Ichabod Spanbauer and the Absent-minded Chipmunks

Woops

The Winces

Douglas Kafka and Soy sauce

Cyber bullying

Clifford Hartford and the Primitive Needles And Thread

Zack Clemmons and Deuterium

Kimberly Brunken and the Stiff Watering cans

Cuddle-bear

The Poised Poodles

Bobbie Kennedy and Corn syrup

The Querying Wags of the finger

Hog Marilyn

Sulfa drugs

Christina Benton and Cedar Tree

The Damp Whale Assemblage

The Spread of Illumination