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Battle Of The Bands

Valerie Palca and the Authentic Magnifying Glasses

The Funny Paper clips

Fish And Chips

Konstanze Barducci and the Hefty Mouths

The Bird Cages

The Tears

Melvin Martinez and the Shopping Mall

The Hips

Vivian Fancypants and the Arrogant Flamingoes

Alrighty

The Flutters

Nick Nix and Fresh mushrooms

Being ugly in public

Greta Palca and the Crisp Handkerchiefs

Peter Sullivan and The Solar System

Nelly Ibrahim and the Synthetic Balls

Old friend

The Bellicose Anacondas

Michelle Nelson and Whale blubber

The Divulging Belly laughs

Scamp Randall

Corn flakes

Nicki Goldfarb and Fern

The Bizarre Ape Assemblage

The Loss of Understanding