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Battle Of The Bands

Hoss Bundy and the Fluffy Remote Controls

The Chic Rubber chickens

Fried Okra

Chum Nurbabayev and the Rough Paws

The Etchings

The Flutters

Bruce Scoville and the Rodeo

The Thumbs

Antonia Quinlan and the Cute Poodles

Lord Be Praised

The Clenched Fists

Sheila Potts and Bananas

Arson

Phyllis Thurston and the Musty Horseshoes

Howard Velasquez and The Human Genome

Sean Spooner and the Bronze Bird cages

Flower

The Frantic Rhinoceroses

Rob Dayton and Cottage cheese

The Blustering Beams

Worm Jude

Toothpaste

Greg Boudreaux and Wildflower

The Ordinary Yak League

The Inanity of Principles