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Battle Of The Bands

Shane Javits and the Bulky Houseplants

The Porcelain Dictionaries

Hot Dogs

Brandon Ramos and the Nice Fingers

The Piggy Banks

The Sighs

Buddy Cochran and the Pub

The Knuckles

Joni Fritz and the Depraved Peacocks

Who Cares

The Chortles

Abraham Craig and Pears

Fraud

Mickey Sledge and the Delicate Remote Controls

Paige Sokolov and Mammoth Cave

Kelly Griffin and the Rigid Comic books

Turtle dove

The Paranoid Polar bears

Grover Hopkins and Wasabi powder

The Chiming Snuffles

Dodo Dirk

The telescope

Vernon Esposito and Poison Ivy Plant

The Ruined Pony Board

The Insanity of Intelligence