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Battle Of The Bands

Dirk Nilsson and the Mechanical Air Compressors

The Gleaming Hammers

Macaroni And Cheese

Gillian Madison and the Small Guts

The Soccer Balls

The Smiles

Dan Eppley and the Shopping Mall

The Eyelashes

Dusty Sweeney and the Fiendish Deer

Cowabunga

The Snuffles

Edna Zimmerman and Diced pineapple

Vandalism

Jason Kaiser and the Ordinary Horseshoes

Johnny Talley and The Rotation Of The Earth

Lauren Clinton and the Flaky Cotton balls

Teddy bear

The Petulant Larks

Doris Lindgren and Italian sausage

The Booming Face palms

Dopefiend Adrian

Blue jeans

Mary Lou Barnes and Fern

The Big Meerkat Clique

The Evaporation of Chastity