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Battle Of The Bands

Guido Sartre and the Decrepit Abacuses

The Unusual Dollar bills

Oatmeal

Bud Khatchaturian and the Wet Fingers

The Lollipops

The Air kisses

Ahmed Van Heusen and the Gay Bar

The Lips

Christine Boyce and the Fearless Gnus

Yo Ho Ho

The Blushes

Anne Krause and Ground cumin

Involuntary manslaughter

Peggy Spence and the Colossal Clams

Peter Conrad and Electricity

John Stephens and the Ridged Vacuum cleaners

Snigglefritz

The Conceited Chipmunks

Larry Rosen and Kielbasa

The Reacting Furrowed brows

Dip Lear

The cyclotron

Milo Wykes and Dead Tree

The Slimy Ghost Brigade

The Growth of Integrity