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Battle Of The Bands

Lindsay Suskind and the Spongy Chamber Pots

The Puzzling Boxes

Fried Eggs

Cat Fritz and the Worn Scalps

The Umbrellas

The Shivers

Amber Shakewell and the County Fair

The Scalps

Francene Sawyer and the Arrogant Tapeworms

Anyhoo

The Evil Eyes

James Castaneda and Salsa

Flirting

Betty McCord and the Speckled Happy Meals

Tina Hall and Hubble's Law

Robin Slade and the Fluffy Pianos

Cupcake

The Sensible Brine shrimp

Yancey Doe and HabaƱero peppers

The Contending Dope slaps

Vixen Judy

Suspenders

Brett Weiss and Apple Tree

The Overgrown Louse Coalition

The Growth of Culture