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Battle Of The Bands

Nelly Brainard and the Gleaming Wastebaskets

The Overgrown Pinwheels

Catfish Stew

Keiko Brindel and the Gruesome Stomachs

The Pots

The Belches

Matthew Eriksson and the Bridge Club

The Pinkies

Lucia Chen and the Earnest Eels

Geez Louise

The Fist Bumps

Bria Osaka and Turmeric

DWI

Paula Ferguson and the Speckled Cans Of Sardines

Elaine Romero and Geometry

LaDonna Metzger and the Smooth Pop bottles

Cupcake

The Absent-minded Parrots

Beatrice Parsons and Canned pineapple

The Saying Caresses

Bully Matthew

WD-40

Fifi Bernal and Egg Shell

The Striped Chihuahua Faction

The End of Refinement