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Battle Of The Bands

Armand Trott and the Huge Primroses

The Burned Ashtrays

Jambalaya

Manfred Vintner and the Fabulous Eyelashes

The Coloring Books

The Cheers

Ivan Santos and the Wax Museum

The Hips

Chris Vogel and the Brassy Wolves

Oh

The Snarls

Nadine Del Genio and Turmeric

Wire fraud

Melanie Snitley and the Fuzzy Floppy Disks

Paula Wang and The Expanding Universe

Nick Keene and the Curved Toilet seats

Poopsie

The Corpulent Burros

Rich Stoker and Bamboo shoots

The Voicing Shrugs

Shyster Parson

The piano

Nick Dupont and Fern

The Abnormal Mule Team

The Formation of Orderliness