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Battle Of The Bands

Phineas Chu and the Hideous Bagpipes

The Synthetic Spiders

Omelet

Marcy Wallace and the Original Hands

The Telephones

The Pound of the chests

Beelzebub De Luca and the Scrapbooking Party

The Wigs

Nicki Bruce and the Hirsute Gazelles

Bullpuckey

The Laughs

William Ross and Parsley

Stalking

Leslie Naipaul and the Valuable Horseshoes

Grover Shipman and DNA

Twigs Gong and the Ruined Model airplanes

Petunia

The Undignified Ants

Kendra Sledge and Canned beans

The Wondering Dope slaps

Dingleberry Lorenzo

Blue jeans

Nora Al-Ghareeb and Tree

The Soft Ox Board

The Obsolescence of Peace