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Battle Of The Bands

Gloria Johnston and the Wooden Cameras

The Ridiculous Water bottles

Mulligan Stew

Dani Apple and the Polka-dotted Knees

The Lemons

The Flinchs

Ian Riggs and the Cathouse

The Achilles tendons

Kurt Dubois and the Excitable Camels

Avast

The Power Fists

Irma Van Hollen and Ricotta cheese

Arson

Laurie Khatchaturian and the Big Crutches

Stan Griebel and The Fountain Of Youth

Marya Papadopoulos and the Ordinary Pairs of knitting needles

Doodlebug

The Cocky Canaries

Liz Powers and Fresh mushrooms

The Crooning Clenched fists

Brute Jacques

Play-Doh

Shirley Sludge and Sea Shell

The Mechanical Parakeet Association

The Dawn of Culture