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Battle Of The Bands

Rob Jetson and the Ridiculous Dog Biscuits

The Magnificent Decks of cards

Duck A L'orange

Roger Wright and the Autographed Eyes

The Statues

The Dope slaps

Doug Loring and the Dance

The Eyelids

Stuart Nyberg and the Bubbly Geese

How About That

The Sniffles

Horatio Sargent and Mozzarella cheese

White collar crime

Calvin Pickett and the Large Necklaces

Jim Bob Houston and The Great Pyramid

Anders Nyberg and the Magnificent Cookbooks

Sugar

The Fierce Cocker spaniels

Lucian Easton and Strawberries

The Trumpeting Glares

Weirdo Rex

Fiber optics

Frank Finegan and Fish

The Prickly Ghost Body

The Fall of Chaos