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Battle Of The Bands

Thomas Sledge and the Queer Ice Cream Cones

The Old Tissues

Falafel

Sylvia Greco and the Striking Pituitary glands

The Magnets

The Power fists

Rumpelstiltskin Sagan and the Ballet

The Esophaguses

Buck Locke and the Sober Horses

Oh Please

The Grunts

Justin Hampton and Tomato sauce

Grave robbery

Dirk Remington and the Chic Watering Cans

Geraldine Sibley and The Laws Of Motion

Johnny Silva and the Bent Rubik's cubes

Beloved

The Diabolical Anteaters

Antoinette Fagan and Potato flakes

The Urging Frowns

Hog Kenny

Roller skates

Dusty Gordon and Fish

The Porcelain Salamander Cult

The lifetime of Kindness