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Battle Of The Bands

Jeffrey Van Heusen and the Weird Purses

The Papery Crutches

Ice Cream

Ethan Black and the Bizarre Dignity

The Sacks

The Laughs

Jackie Fink and the Séance

The Larynxes

Calvin Whitlock and the Passionate Lynxes

Poof

The Dope Slaps

Vance Rodriguez and Pretzels

Sedition

Lars Craven and the Thick Packs Of Gum

Running Bear Bristol and Halley's Comet

Parson Meyer and the emerald green Ping-pong paddles

Little blossom

The Conscientious Butterflies

Thomas Sterling and Cheddar cheese

The Accusing Air kisses

Hound dog Julie

The escalator

Frankie Harper and Leaf

The Jagged Muskrat Band

The Beginning of Absurdity