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Battle Of The Bands

Arnold Gates and the Damp Guns

The Large Piggy banks

Omelet

Milo Yastremski and the Imitation Cheeks

The Bagpipes

The Sniffs

Rock Bunyan and the Discotheque

The Noses

Don Dotson and the Pert Honeybees

Totally Rad

The Cringes

Plato Brontsky and Flank steak

Abduction

Bub Allison and the Woven Pairs Of Fuzzy Dice

Jude Rudnick and Plutonium

Zed Ruiz and the Crude Business cards

Friend

The Mournful Geese

Albert Stine and Dark beer

The Expressing Furrowed brows

Clapperdudgeon Pablo

The lawn mower

Klaus Minturn and Tree

The Overgrown Troll Assembly

The Failure of Probity