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Battle Of The Bands

Thelma Carter and the Important Grease Guns

The Gruesome Hip flasks

Macaroni

Borat Goossens and the Bronze Gall bladders

The Campaign Signs

The Chuckles

Pam Mantzios and the Bluegrass Festival

The Tails

Norm Marsden and the Earnest Lemurs

Mother Of Peanut Butter

The Raised Eyebrows

Sam Winger and Dijon mustard

Escape from lawful custody

Mark Greenside and the Autographed Toothbrushes

Albert Duke and Combustion

Sophie Justice and the Handy Cans of beans

Treasure

The Earnest Bulls

Christian Rand and Potatoes

The Shuddering Smiles

Stinker Judy

Nitroglycerin

Bruce Frizzlewump and Acorn

The Mysterious Duck-billed platypus Contingent

The Departure of Disenchantment