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Battle Of The Bands

Bev Barbee and the Authentic Beach Balls

The Fancy Darts

Hash

Buddy Palmer and the Plain Elbows

The Flutes

The Guffaws

Lorenzo Abrams and the Winery

The Nostrils

Louis Mantzios and the Dreadful Panthers

I'll Bet

The Shivers

Keith Murphy and Ricotta cheese

DUI

Wendell Pham and the Bent Floppy Disks

Fifi Ming and The Spectrum Of Light

Hattie Dinklefloss and the Burned Pieces of paper

Moonbeam

The Dapper Squirrels

Bob Moore and Thinly sliced radishes

The Snorting Wags of the finger

Blatherskite Alistair

Corn flakes

Nestor Friedman and Spider Web

The Gaudy Doberman Congregation

The Temperance of Humility