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Battle Of The Bands

Rebecca Esposito and the Grubby Hacksaws

The Gruesome Sticks of gum

Tortillas

Chelsea Hall and the Bulky Knuckles

The Model Airplanes

The Woofs

Biff Spencer and the Rodeo

The Thighs

Hagit De Luca and the Quiet Penguins

Huzzah

The Caresses

Norma Jean Fontanaro and Eggs

Running a bingo game

Michelle Price and the Modern Bilge Pumps

Lars Portwine and Sunny Beaches

Phyllis Clapper and the Ornate Pickles

Cuddle-bear

The Pert Wombats

Katie Garland and Tabasco sauce

The Realizing Sneers

Punk Arnold

The Slinky

Andrea Eisley and Poison Ivy Plant

The Bent Cow Company

The Creation of Ignorance