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Battle Of The Bands

Quincy Anderson and the Rigid Knitting Needles

The Autographed Brooms

Tortillas

Lynn McDiggles and the Dirty Waists

The Doilies

The Caresses

Lynn John and the Rodeo

The Beards

Stephen Plunkett and the Muddled Bears

Puppy Biscuits

The Curtsies

Izzy Spooner and Bacon

Probation violation

Rufus Salinger and the Bulky Compasses

Mickey Ostrander and The Rings Of Saturn

Eldon McCord and the Crooked Fossils

Pinky

The Daring Sasquatches

Jeanne De Luca and Pinto beans

The Panting Jeers

Snake Jared

The bar code

Chloe Keefe and Flower

The Rigid Gazelle Brigade

The Deliverance of Orderliness