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Battle Of The Bands

Preston Simmons and the Rusty Van Goghs

The Crusty Bags of potato chips

Cinnamon Toast

John Paul Khanh and the Rough Teeth

The Coupons

The Bounds

Gertrude Dingwell and the Public Park

The Toenails

Antonia Ansler and the Attractive Lynxes

Aaaw

The Cheers

Bud Gordon and Lime Jell-O

Minor in possession

Eric Blevins and the Delicate Rolls Of Duct Tape

Violet Whitney and The Fountain Of Youth

David Maxwell and the Mechanical Calculators

Cookie

The Boring Teddy bears

Solomon Frinklehofer and Jello

The Croaking Fist bumps

Clown Dolores

Earmuffs

Twigs Yamamoto and Feather

The Big Weasel Pack

The Spread of Understanding