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Battle Of The Bands

Susanne Keefe and the Primitive Cages

The Hand-carved Corsages

Steak

Freddie Sahoo and the Ridged Thoraxes

The Houseplants

The Snorts

Milo Proctor and the Bar Crawl

The Thighs

Malcolm Barberry and the Heavyset Tsetse flies

Yeeshka

The Sneezes

Karl Cramer and Lemon juice

Embezzlement

Arnold Falcon and the Grubby Cans Of Soup

Dustin Wayman and Oxygen

Julieann Sparks and the Overgrown Cactus plants

Dear heart

The Mournful Polar bears

Greg Olson and Worcestershire sauce

The Requesting Puckers

Barbarian Mario

Tinkertoys

Dustin Pope and Stone

The Loose Badger Syndicate

The Appreciation of Decency