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Battle Of The Bands

Jay Sloan and the Flaky Coat Hangers

The Crude Grease guns

Pumpkin Pie

Matt Pike and the Autographed Hooves

The Computers

The Chuckles

Lucas Lawler and the Concert

The Thighs

Beatrice Hicks and the Dumb Orangutans

Silence

The Curtsies

Edna Logan and Butter

Arson

Regina Bower and the Polished Hockey Pucks

Marla Davis and Fermentation

Gunther Downey and the Ridiculous Baby dolls

Shmoopsie-poo

The Hirsute Zebras

Ira Shakewell and Kielbasa

The Vouching Tears

Jerk Billy

The transistor

Nils Stoltenburg and Spider Web

The Stiff Orangutan Coalition

The Speed of Assertiveness