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Battle Of The Bands

Millie Dewey and the Stolen Pepper Grinders

The Immense Hostess Ding Dongs

Chicken Chow Mein

Dave Wooten and the Porcelain Thoraxes

The Rolls Of Duct Tape

The Chortles

Hoss Winters and the Carnival

The Elbows

Kirsten Finegan and the Young Androids

Far Out, Man

The Pouts

Flash Krivosha and Fresh basil

Racketeering

Melvin Appleby and the Bronze Balloons

Kenneth Zedong and Conditioned Reflex

Izzy Nolan and the Hard Toilet seats

Babe

The Melancholic Ring-tailed lemurs

Jeff Sales and Dry sherry

The Enunciating Air kisses

Dip Irving

Holography

Guido Appleby and Sea Shell

The Ridiculous Ladybug Contingent

The Evolution of Chivalry