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Battle Of The Bands

Kelley Panzer and the Rare Happy Meals

The Hideous Canes

Mashed Potatoes

Dani McCoy and the Bronze Livers

The Statues

The Snickers

Hilda Murphy and the Dog Pound

The Guts

Edna Stucky and the Articulate Coyotes

Woops

The Chuckles

Nicki McBride and Chopped chives

Kidnapping

Ella Barcelo and the Cotton Egyptian Mummies

Cassandra Pierce and America

Michaela Vargas and the Smumpy Tubes of toothpaste

Hot stuff

The Apoplectic Dragons

Juanita Shaw and Carrots

The Sniping Stiff upper lips

Snoop Maggie

The thermometer

Isabel Hopper and Deer Track

The Primitive Airedale Posse

The Epitome of Understanding