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Battle Of The Bands

Lucky Durand and the Brightly-colored Sacks Of Potatoes

The Ordinary Soccer balls

Bonbons

Denise Plunkett and the Miniature Pinkies

The Contracts

The Dope slaps

Barb Boyd and the Art Exhibit

The Hangnails

Jennifer Flynn and the Confident Computers

Gadzooks And Crapadoodle

The Bows

Molly Tyson and Almond paste

DUI

Casey Dodd and the Ridged Stones

Lorrie Parker and Continental Drift

Lonnie Snively and the Broken Frisbees

Baby-cakes

The Grizzled Porcupines

Lorrie Chen and Hard-cooked eggs

The Deciding Pound of the chests

Blackguard Meredith

The phonograph

Erin Lindgren and Fish

The Plain Fox Party

The Deliverance of Evil