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Battle Of The Bands

Frances Palomino and the Ornate Fountain Pens

The Bizarre Doilies

Hamburgers

Kelly Gilmore and the Used Beards

The Toilet Plungers

The Laughs

Melvin Alexander and the Gay Bar

The Elbows

Brent Sartre and the Solitary Meerkats

Uh

The Grimaces

Shelley Conrad and Sweet potatoes

Pyramid schemes

Karl Vernon and the Flaky Magnifying Glasses

Sophia Conrad and The Rotation Of The Earth

Ellen Chopra and the Stolen Bags

Love

The Irate Foxes

Eldon Dowd and Shredded coconut

The Stuttering Simpers

Fruitcake Mikey

Saran Wrap

Geoffrey McGill and Bear Track

The Charming Kitten Covey

The Speed of Understanding