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Battle Of The Bands

Gabriel Craven and the Autographed Bags Of Potato Chips

The Queer Firecrackers

Pancakes

Wayne Funk and the Rough Tongues

The Feathers

The Crows

Manny Giddings and the Ballet

The Adam's apples

Violet Ross and the Intrepid Sasquatches

Fiddlesticks

The Yawns

Pete Truman and Pork and beans

Homicide

Tim Bacon and the Tiny Batons

Corbin Lindgren and The Human Genome

Billy Bob Killeen and the Crusty Tissues

Nipkin

The Dismal Mosquitoes

Max Henderson and Pickled peppers

The Sobing Cackles

Dorf Ryan

The carpet sweeper

Solomon Ramos and Tree

The Important Newt Cabal

The Speed of Despair