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Battle Of The Bands

Horst Glockman and the Fuzzy Peanuts

The Abnormal Rubik's cubes

Cornbread

Melvin Findley and the Gross Femurs

The Pain Pills

The Face palms

Mickey Blanco and the Striptease

The Hips

Hilda Dolman and the Intense Partridges

Okay

The Woofs

Winnie Tran and Asparagus

Harassment

Keiko Fish and the Polka-dotted Bunsen Burners

Keith Deng and Gravitation

Henry Hoffa and the New Bags

Homie

The Hysterical Camels

André Cairns and Potato flakes

The Opining Shrugs

Slacker Carl

Air conditioning

Hank Shainberg and Bear Track

The Nifty Boa constrictor Assemblage

The century of Sincerity