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Battle Of The Bands

Cheng Sweeney and the Stolen Towels

The Large Egg shells

Enchiladas

Pete Van Heusen and the Nifty Necks

The Cream Puffs

The Flushes

Jake Sagan and the Reggae Festival

The Eyeballs

Nelly Cannon and the Stubborn Quails

Banzai

The Sneezes

Francene Escobar and Codfish pieces

Manslaughter

Jesse Zhang and the Striking Fishhooks

Cheryl Owen and Jupiter

Nigel Baca and the Filthy Apples

Sweetie-pie

The Dismal German Shepherds

Gabe O'Connor and Canned oysters

The Deciding Jeers

Imposter Charlie

Coca-Cola

Roy Magnusson and Dead Tree

The Woven Anaconda Regiment

The Deliverance of Humor