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Battle Of The Bands

Nelly Bryant and the Fabulous Shoes

The Hand-made Chairs

Egg Salad Sandwich

Jasmine Dalton and the Broken Arteries

The Packages

The Hugs

Shamus Yoshida and the Pub

The Jaws

Edwin Kraft and the Weird Kittens

Dag Nabbit

The Chortles

Arnie Dole and Garlic

Probation violation

Bethany Wallace and the Nifty Batons

Bill Knopf and The Rings Of Saturn

Scarlett Bowman and the Weird Books

Boopsie

The Mournful Groundhogs

Bubbles Proctor and Egg white

The Storming Blushes

Bilge rat Alberto

The pressure cooker

Lillie Johnston and Wolf Track

The Filthy Honeybee Partnership

The Origin of Absurdity