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Battle Of The Bands

Huong Mitchell and the Flaky Curling Irons

The Plastic Blankets

Applesauce

Bridget Appleby and the Bizarre Abdomens

The Horseshoes

The Snickers

Thaddeus Friezbergen and the Carnival

The Eyebrows

Guido Brindel and the Vile Mountain goats

Doggone

The Honks

Camella Easton and HabaƱero peppers

Dereliction of duty

Joanne Morales and the Decrepit Mirrors

Noah Cramer and America

Julia Saint Pierre and the Automatic Pairs of dice

Old bean

The Disagreeable Parrots

Ruby Nixon and Orange juice

The Sighing Coos

Idjit Vinny

The World Wide Web

Darlene Irvin and Rock

The Valuable Monster Regiment

The Principle of Patience