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Battle Of The Bands

Babyface Yamamoto and the Ruined Tubes Of Toothpaste

The Electronic Fire hoses

Ravioli

Macon Ward and the Worn Hair

The Big Gulps

The Snorts

Regina Dotson and the Ballet

The Toupees

Jason Remington and the Eccentric Cocker spaniels

Eww

The Bounds

Jesse Spencer and Mozzarella cheese

Putting the thumb to the nose

Barry Lizard and the Ridiculous Cell Phones

Johnny Richter and The Human Genome

John Melville and the Fluffy Hip flasks

Bugsy

The Cautious Magpies

Isaac Ping and Frankfurters

The Stammering Stiff upper lips

Goose Clarabell

The telegraph

Stan Hamilton and Poison Ivy Plant

The Primitive Pheasant Family

The Lack of Prudence