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Battle Of The Bands

Howard Schwarz and the Bulky Pickles

The Small Fishing rods

Cabbage

Isabella Bowman and the Gaudy Toenails

The Ice Cream Cones

The Wags of the finger

Heidi Hopper and the Gay Bar

The Bladders

Faye Bradley and the Contented Jellyfish

Hot Dog

The Sneers

Sheryl Sandhu and Dill weed

Spitting

Octavio Frankle and the Curved Dog Collars

Wilbur Kissling and Tobacco

Gino Oliver and the Sophisticated Blankets

Sweetie-pie

The Haggard Eagles

Leonie Flores and Calamari

The Accusing Caresses

Simpleton Julia

The spork

Wendy Higgins and Stone

The Fresh Tapeworm Board

The Evolution of Gratitude