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Battle Of The Bands

Brook Keefe and the Hideous Cotton Balls

The Brightly-colored Towels

Omelet

Conrad Irons and the Mechanical Kneecaps

The Nails

The Smirks

Louis Ellington and the Orchestra Concert

The Intestines

Jim Bob Emery and the Adorable Eels

Ssss

The Raspberries

Bones Cramer and Chili powder

Pyramid schemes

Hephzibah West and the Shiny Bags Of Ice

Cinderella Roeber and Gravitation

Judy Rawlings and the Delicate Flowers

Apple of my eye

The Yappy Buffalo

Jesse Sims and Anchovies

The Emphasizing Stiff upper lips

Harebrain Conrad

The Slinky

Quincy Suskind and Flower

The Rough Lynx Posse

The Departure of Despair