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Battle Of The Bands

Abel Higgenbottom and the Ridiculous Helmets

The Nice Ingots of plutonium

Cornbread

Archie Romer and the Sleek Little fingers

The Billiard Balls

The Dope slaps

Jesus Peña and the Hockey Game

The Tummies

Lynn Townley and the Brave Lizards

Beshrew Me

The Glares

Cherise Borovich and Thyme

Treason

Jamie Zhu and the Odd Crutches

Marcie Nakamura and Jupiter

Irving MacGibbon and the emerald green Knitting needles

Cookie

The Noxious Elephants

Franklin Zilch and Hard-cooked eggs

The Imploring Puckers

Pig Alberto

Radar

André Buckley and Sea Shell

The Bizarre Ostrich Crew

The Disappearance of Decadence