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Battle Of The Bands

Bruce Gotti and the Hand-painted Bird Baths

The New Needles and thread

Lime Sherbet

Tabitha Barrymore and the Shiny Eyelids

The Clothespins

The Sniffs

Lorrie Dewey and the Wax Museum

The Stomachs

Kent Downer and the Self-confident Polar bears

Swell

The Blushes

Rhoda Whitlock and Onion

Robbery

Marya Sawyer and the Woven Protest Signs

Plato Fodor and Uranus

Michael Overland and the Striped Lollipops

Flower

The Young Flamingoes

Mildred Orwell and Onion powder

The Burbling Air kisses

Wannabe Betsy

The revolver

Carrie Piper and Bit Of Moss

The Clean Bird Fleet

The Depletion of Humanity