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Battle Of The Bands

Walter Strait and the Nice Water Bottles

The Golden Pop bottles

Chocolate-covered Ants

Trixie Brandon and the Gaudy Buttocks

The Oriental Vases

The Pound of the chests

Susie Xing and the Political Rally

The Hangnails

Mikey Spencer and the Menacing Moles

Quiet

The Guffaws

Broderick Bentzinger and Watercress

Probation violation

Thad Ferrari and the Thick Diamonds

Alyssa Schwarz and Mountains Of Gold

Xavier Saramago and the Used bass viols

Sweetie

The Portly Opossums

Reba Price and Brussels sprouts

The Lamenting Kisses

Nitwit Abbie

Play-Doh

Sydney Weinstein and Poison Ivy Plant

The Worn Cockroach Troupe

The Failure of Probity