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Battle Of The Bands

Tess Snively and the Valuable Sacks Of Potatoes

The Mechanical Balls

Fried Eggs

Alicia Gifford and the Hand-carved Appendixes

The Diagrams

The Honks

Michelle Allen and the Political Rally

The Hair

Arnold Tutu and the Awkward Fawns

Gosh Almighty

The Yawns

Emma Gustafson and Heavy cream

Dereliction of duty

Mama Schneider and the Gooey Footballs

Elise Goldfarb and The Rings Of Saturn

Nellie Buffalo and the Miniature Bowling balls

Knight in shining armor

The Rude Butterflies

Christina Kinstler and Wine vinegar

The Blurting Bows

Lackwit Queenie

The tape recorder

Doris Goodman and Egg Shell

The Aromatic Magpie Organization

The Understanding of Decency