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Battle Of The Bands

Lois Delgado and the Stolen Pairs Of Headphones

The Disgusting Brushes

Chocolate-covered Ants

Demetrius Burke and the Brightly-colored Cheeks

The Cotton Balls

The Glares

Larry Gomez and the Dance

The Beards

Simeon Madison and the Elderly Camels

Gawwwleeee

The Growls

Iggy Jetson and Garlic powder

Voluntary manslaughter

Luis Goldfarb and the Stolen Band-aids

Thaddeus Ross and Combustion

Audrey Booth and the Gross Peaches

Snigglefritz

The Brazen Fawns

Morris Pimsleur and Ricotta cheese

The Pointing out Smacks

Bilge rat Millicent

Tinkertoys

Horst Steinbeck and Wildflower

The Dusty Doberman Assemblage

The Depletion of Decency