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Battle Of The Bands

Bridget Rebensdorf and the Wooden Balloons

The Charming Spools of thread

Dry Toast

Carl Childs and the Crude Cheeks

The plumber's snakes

The Honks

Madeline Lewis and the Wax Museum

The Ankles

Justin Greco and the Amiable Wolverines

What The Dickens

The Winces

Lear Lamb and Ham

Tax fraud

Gillian Tubman and the Immense Batons

Montague Chesney and The Van Allen Belt

Mopsy Murray and the Polka-dotted Peace pipes

Cookie

The Desperate Falcons

Horace Smiley and Cucumber

The Divulging Roars

Scoundrel Camella

Wallpaper

Broderick McCoy and Twig

The Electric Pelican Cabal

The Exhaustion of Assertiveness