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Battle Of The Bands

Jason Zwiebel and the Bronze Balls

The Crude Avocados

Tofu

Andie Titus and the Dusty Abdomens

The Boxes

The Woofs

Horsie Martinez and the Lecture On biscuits

The Tongues

Irma Duke and the Awkward Partridges

For Heaven's Sake

The Bows

Angela Johnston and Pretzels

Blasphemy

Frankie Ansler and the Disgusting Pink Flamingoes

Dustin Bergstrom and America

Quincy Kuta and the Fresh Ping-pong paddles

Tootsy-wootsy

The Muscular Aardvarks

Bubbles Costello and Vegetable broth

The Expressing Sniffles

Snitch Garrett

Coca-Cola

Marisa McGraw and Fish

The Rough Lizard Fleet

The Discovery of Silence