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Battle Of The Bands

Devin Palensky and the Shiny Wastebaskets

The Primitive Diagrams

Wienerschnitzel

Gertrude Norris and the Hand-made Shins

The Cookies

The Kisses

Elena Williams and the Restaurant

The Kidneys

Vernon Franklin and the Considerate Buzzards

Gosh

The Dope Slaps

Candy Oswald and Vegetable broth

Being ugly in public

Buddy Fink and the Primitive Rolls Of Toilet Paper

Willie Fish and The Northwest Passage

Stanley Wallace and the Autographed Pacifiers

Honey-pie

The Dumb Birds

Peg Hunt and Pinto beans

The Breathing Winks

Snoop Bev

Electronic mail

Madeline Gleason and Cactus

The Miniature Orangutan Covey

The Onset of Justice