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Battle Of The Bands

Patricia Moretti and the Fabulous Flowerpots

The Big Pairs of dice

Mulligan Stew

Karla Dinklefloss and the Delicate Shoulders

The Whistles

The Clenched fists

Deirdre Loring and the Bar Crawl

The Scalps

Mindy Vanderbilt and the Rude Norway rats

What In Tarnation

The Blushes

Claire Wilder and Parsnips

Shoplifting

Alberta Javits and the Dusty Corncobs

Spud Eklund and Schools Of Cod

Queenie Fisher and the Plain Radios

Big lug

The Wicked Oysters

Ida Booth and Brussels sprouts

The Musing Winks

Weevil Helen

The razor

Olive Dipko and Fallen Tree

The Dusty Phantom Assemblage

The Formation of Respectfulness