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Battle Of The Bands

Bernadette O'Connor and the Flaky Spools Of Thread

The Petite Bird baths

Lobster

Jennessa Romano and the Fancy Throats

The Grease Guns

The Coos

Marcus Palomino and the Comedy Club

The Midriffs

Abbie Ortmann and the Bellicose Alligators

Weird

The Cackles

Vernon Skye and Shelled pecans

Identity theft

Sydmo Wright and the Hard Blankets

May Naipaul and Magnetism

Hayley Barry and the Damaged Urns

Hot stuff

The Bold Otters

Lizzie Small and Cheddar cheese

The Sniffing Sneers

Fuddy-duddy Drover

Potato chips

Jessica Gotti and Fish

The Petite Porcupine Covey

The Lack of Greed