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Battle Of The Bands

Bonnie Stine and the Wet Pairs Of Scissors

The Ridiculous Cigarettes

Cheerios

Eric Alden and the Porcelain Backs

The Houseplants

The Flushes

Tess Nagy and the Winery

The Fingers

Ellen German and the Furry Flamingoes

Thunderation

The Bounds

Norman Martin and JalapeƱos

Espionage

Winifred Van Hook and the Miniature Tote Bags

Rumpelstiltskin Duke and Gravitation

Lakshmi Iliescu and the Bizarre Shovels

Bud

The Tall Sasquatches

Craig Harrison and Cheese

The Blurting Titters

Moron Sylvia

The microwave oven

Ichabod Snigglefritz and Spider Web

The Fresh Ferret Convocation

The Fear of Prudence