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Battle Of The Bands

Doris Onassis and the Cardboard Calling Cards

The Decrepit Business cards

Doughnuts

Zeke McGrath and the Striking Big toes

The Coat Check Tickets

The Sniffs

Alberta Kinstler and the Quilting Bee

The Adam's apples

Joan Aguilar and the Noble Ducks

Awesome

The Snickers

Lawrence Niebels and Shelled pecans

Cursing

Norma Valentine and the Sophisticated Lego Sets

Fanny Ratha and The Strait Of Gibraltar

Maggie Nix and the Dry Coffee pots

Bud

The Noble Otters

Max Benton and Milk

The Sobing Wags of the finger

Fruitcake Pearl

Opium

Shawn Hamm and Badger Hole

The Brightly-colored Ostrich Covey

The Appearance of Temperance