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Battle Of The Bands

Garth Goldfarb and the Damaged Dog Collars

The Abnormal Fishing rods

French Fries

Penny Clinton and the Leather Hangnails

The Twigs

The Stiff upper lips

Bart Deng and the Discotheque

The Paws

Seth Sims and the Miniscule Buzzards

Maybe

The Glares

Henrietta Gill and Barbecue sauce

Voluntary manslaughter

Alyssa Talley and the Ancient Coconuts

Jared Vernon and The Spectrum Of Light

Juan Miles and the Worn Ashtrays

Sweetie

The Brazen Otters

Kimberly Ostrander and Macaroni

The Mouthing Guffaws

Wastrel Bones

The military tank

Samantha Rexford and Tree

The Loose Reindeer Cluster

The Obsolescence of Absurdity