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Battle Of The Bands

Aristotle Ling and the Nifty Paintings

The Rough Floppy disks

Mashed Potatoes

Gilmo Young and the Hand-made Shoulders

The Paperweights

The Air kisses

Gloria Mohammadian and the Car Show

The Adam's apples

Bob Vanderbilt and the Grizzled Lemurs

Swell

The Sneers

Patrick Boudreaux and Raisins

Manslaughter

Elijah Snigglefritz and the Burned Hubcaps

Jeanne James and Plutonium

Luis Werner and the Archaic Ping-pong paddles

Cookie

The Artistic Gnus

Ian Miles and Honey

The Murmuring Kisses

Sneak Beth

The Internet

Bruno Bender and Poison Ivy Plant

The Jagged Monster Personnel

The Conception of Peace