Rewrite this story

Battle Of The Bands

Cherise Bing and the Gooey Frisbees

The Archaic Abacuses

Beef Bouillon

Stephen Javits and the Magnificent Antennae

The Ping-pong Paddles

The Chortles

Marisa Zhang and the Bridge Club

The Heads

Gerald Ansler and the Clever Asses

Rubbish

The Snarls

Demetrius Nighthawk and Frozen spinach

Contempt of court

Cassie Funk and the Thick Microscopes

Ruby Ferber and Electricity

Kelly Wimple and the Damp Houseplants

Homie

The Mean Crocodiles

Stuart Freeman and Red wine

The Boasting Sniffles

Dodo Seema

The laser

Rover Draney and Dead Fish

The Ridged Frog Clan

The Obsolescence of Fortitude