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Battle Of The Bands

Bud Kilroy and the Funny Cans Of Shaving Cream

The Porcelain Cans of beans

Sweet Potatoes

Albert Wells and the Cheap Teeth

The Coat Check Tickets

The Belches

Horace Winger and the Concert

The Eyeballs

Erwin Bagman and the Anemic Grasshoppers

You Bet

The Smirks

Zack Khatchaturian and Apples

Desertion

Fuzz Norris and the Fresh Corncobs

Henry Ackerman and A Rare Kind Of Mushroom

Pablo Cheng and the Art deco Pom-poms

Punkin

The Tactful Spiders

Bud Walters and Tofu

The Avowing Titters

Big oaf Gilbert

Wallpaper

Danny Alden and Deer Track

The Archaic Ox Colony

The Origin of Evil