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Battle Of The Bands

Shelley Rinfield and the Funny Rulers

The Cardboard Pairs of fuzzy dice

Egg Rolls

Tex Bernal and the Cheap Hands

The Coffee Pots

The Simpers

Evette Seymour and the Massage Parlor

The Tails

Pops Noon and the Queer Mosquitoes

You Bet

The Flushes

Maybie Borkowski and Cod fillets

Child abuse

Harold Scott and the Plastic Coffee Pots

Bart Mason and Cannibals

Rosa McGregor and the Crude Fire hoses

Baby-cakes

The Radiant Brine shrimp

Billy Paulson and Cream cheese

The Cajoling Wrinkled noses

Lunatic Sheila

Beer

Fritz Zhao and Tree

The New Cheetah Group

The Spread of Enlightenment