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Battle Of The Bands

Nora Finney and the Modern Canes

The Archaic Stones

Lobster Bisque

April Tubman and the Colossal Thyroid glands

The Pearls

The Wrinkled noses

Polly Lombardi and the Massage Parlor

The Gall bladders

Dan Emmons and the Gargantuan Cockroaches

Dang It

The Sneezes

Joshua Wapner and Stuffed green olives

Insurance fraud

Daniel Potatohead and the Rough Pop Bottles

Bob Harris and Radium

Pippa Seaman and the Ancient Muffins

Heartthrob

The Sassy Hogs

Victoria Brindel and Egg whites

The Hissing Chuckles

Scoundrel Ying

The zipper

Cheryl Frizzlewump and Stick

The Automatic Ostrich Regiment

The Failure of Culture