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Battle Of The Bands

Jill Cosak and the Imported Brochures

The Ancient Cardboard boxes

Hot Dogs

Jack Franklin and the Leather Kneecaps

The Firecrackers

The Twitches

Kelly Conrad and the Cathouse

The Tongues

Willard Berger and the Rapacious Crows

Very Interesting

The Hugs

Lars Porter and Powdered milk

Counterfeiting

Belle Sibley and the Hand-painted Teacups

Alicia Bowers and Tea

Pearl Simpson and the Striking Crayons

Mopsy

The Young Grasshoppers

Gabe Gong and Codfish pieces

The Vowing Belches

Stooge Cassandra

The photocopier

Jeff Vandewater and Bit Of Moss

The Torn Wolverine Regiment

The Destruction of Disenchantment