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Battle Of The Bands

Godiva Papadapolous and the Authentic Backpacks

The Ancient Billiard balls

Roast Cornish Game Hen

Elijah Sales and the Excellent Knees

The Computers

The Grimaces

Kenny Flanagan and the Shopping Mall

The Lungs

Joanie Arthur and the Obnoxious Cockroaches

Pssst

The Twitches

Buck Wyse and Chopped celery

Fashion faux-pas

Libby Greenshields and the Rancid Paper Bags

Guy Irvin and The Strait Of Gibraltar

Louise Foreman and the Cotton Helmholz resonators

Love

The Disagreeable Tapeworms

Octavio Chen and Dry white wine

The Interpreting Belches

Psycho Rex

Insulin

Butch Cairns and Spider Web

The Fresh Banana slug Cabal

The Character of Orderliness