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Battle Of The Bands

Cosmo Eichmann and the Papery Wastebaskets

The Fancy Bells

Cabbage

Paul Crowe and the Plastic Egos

The Decks Of Cards

The Titters

Pablo Shainberg and the Political Rally

The Arms

Bruce Hudson and the Corpulent Baboons

Bless My Hide

The Chortles

Fido Porter and Tofu

Trespass

Jeri Lions and the Ridged Knitting Needles

Del Klinger and Sunny Beaches

Nestor Moretti and the Old Lego sets

Pipkin

The Cuddly Snakes

Garrett Cox and Cucumber

The Sighing Death glares

Fruitcake Bruno

Perfume

Dennis Reyes and Tree

The Abnormal Mule Cabal

The Departure of Revolution