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Battle Of The Bands

Deng Mann and the Dry Pop Bottles

The Smelly Whoopee cushions

Prime Rib

Christina Looper and the Miniature Lungs

The Bibles

The Gasps

Jim Bob Crawford and the Cabaret

The Veins

Scarlett Mainz and the Polite Badgers

Holy Frijole

The Belly Laughs

Monica Chesney and Pinto beans

Assault with a deadly weapon

Esther Roeber and the Ornate Diaries

Kathy O'Brien and Plate Tectonics

Studs Panzer and the Fuzzy Bunsen burners

Poopsy-woopsy

The Freakish Boa constrictors

Gertrude Klein and Liver

The Articulating Chortles

Laggard Lucian

The Slinky

Sheila Craig and Badger Hole

The Coarse Partridge Congress

The Origin of Mediocrity