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Battle Of The Bands

Carey Bacon and the Fresh Fishing Poles

The carrot-orange Daisies

Swiss Cheese

Nestor West and the Luxurious Abdomens

The Pillows

The Belly laughs

T.J. Jiménez and the Pie-eating Contest

The Waists

Jacqueline Withers and the Sinister Beagles

Tailfeathers

The Chortles

Deborah Reynolds and Macaroni

Cheating

Jesse Childress and the Hideous Bilge Pumps

Antoinette Miles and The Laws Of Motion

Lois Weeden and the Rusty Egyptian mummies

Poopsie

The Idiotic Groundhogs

Bob Small and Cucumber

The Scoffing Snarls

Ninnyhammer Guido

Beer

Victor Draney and Spider Web

The Musty Pigeon Body

The Disappearance of Kindness