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Battle Of The Bands

Broderick Mitchell and the Hideous Urns

The Striped contrabass Sarrusophones

Crumb Cake

Mark Osterman and the Smumpy Nostrils

The Bags Of Popcorn

The Clenched fists

Howard Doe and the Quilting Bee

The Chests

Bub Martinez and the Dapper Fawns

Waa

The Power Fists

Lawrence Perry and Water chestnuts

Drug possession

Gretchen Dinklefloss and the Abnormal Paintbrushes

Fido Doe and The Spectrum Of Light

Norm Schmutzig and the Soft Pieces of paper

Pork chop

The Mournful Mountain goats

Rick Wolfe and Salmon filets

The Mumbling Growls

Shyster Roman

Barbed wire

Stuart Cheetham and Tree

The Wooden Elk Club

The Survival of Illumination