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Battle Of The Bands

Dorian McGregor and the Striking Candles

The Crooked Buttons

Crab Rangoon

Luther Montgomery and the Crooked Thyroid glands

The Helmholz Resonators

The Squints

Gina Schmidt and the Cathouse

The Throats

Samina Sarma and the Polite Bunnies

Neato

The Snuffles

Paul Hayes and Cod fillets

Embezzlement

Sig Norman and the Dirty Bibles

Hoss Fritz and The Rotation Of The Earth

Roman Cramer and the Luxurious Diamonds

Baby

The Cautious Fish

Jess Vandewater and Chicken

The Squealing Bounds

Good-for-nothing Sydney

The phonograph

Elmer Yager and Fallen Tree

The Brightly-colored Computer Contingent

The Survival of Benevolence