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Battle Of The Bands

Nicki Garvey and the Ornate Feather Dusters

The Polka-dotted Contracts

Jambalaya

Ryan Ansler and the Stuffed Paws

The Abacuses

The Sighs

Molly Kim and the Drag Race

The Shoulders

Geraldine Dietrich and the Loving Turkeys

Son Of A Gun

The Wags Of The Finger

Constance Gomez and Cinnamon

Evidence tampering

Shane Warren and the Damp Chamber Pots

Buck Rogers and Plate Tectonics

Connie Costello and the Synthetic Pictures

Pet

The Desperate Geckos

Jordan Carson and Cheerios

The Exclaiming Cackles

Sucker Sadie

The carpet sweeper

Sebastian Schmuckley and Weed

The Woven Bison Cabal

The day of Revulsion