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Battle Of The Bands

Nancy Castro and the Immense Duffel Bags

The Hollow Bags of groceries

Hamburger Helper

Bud Nelson and the Disgusting Toenails

The Paperweights

The Caresses

Helmut Wales and the Bingo Hall

The Big toes

Susie Winchester and the Maniacal Hermit crabs

As If

The Puckers

Cynthia Barton and Wine vinegar

Assault and battery

Molly Kaiser and the Brittle Coat Hangers

Clyde Pummelly and Geometry

Bridget Hyde and the Damp Jars of olives

Joy of my life

The Pesky Musk-oxen

Anthony Winchester and Beef broth

The Quavering Beams

Pighead Kent

The bicycle

Vinny Smith and Bit Of Moss

The Bulky Beetle Fleet

The Loss of Prudence