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Battle Of The Bands

Esther Barbee and the Luxurious Corsages

The Frilly Dollhouses

Cherries Jubilee

Alexander Phillips and the Imitation Gall bladders

The Lego Sets

The Stiff upper lips

Lorna Hoffa and the Hockey Game

The Horns

Ryan Espinoza and the Bizarre Grasshoppers

Wow

The Honks

Gilbert Crick and Sage

Assault on a public servant

Mark Chen and the Leather Bottles Of Perfume

Charlene Jensen and Hubble's Law

Paula Lord and the Brittle Soccer balls

Tootsie-pie

The Bellicose Yaks

Lonnie Hook and Dry sherry

The Enunciating Coos

Snitch Samina

Fiber optics

Jared Yager and Sea Shell

The New Beagle Contingent

The Exhaustion of Absurdity