Rewrite this story

Battle Of The Bands

Zachary Brinkman and the Cotton Cigarettes

The Big Flags

Wienerschnitzel

DeWitt Lamb and the Art deco Mouths

The Coupons

The Air kisses

Ace Samaniego and the Bake Sale

The Thoraxes

Roger Barrett and the Sinister Leopards

Neato

The Grunts

Ying Baird and Canned oysters

Second degree murder

Alex Prince and the Used Crackers

Gunther Maxwell and A Rare Kind Of Mushroom

Harley Hamm and the Hefty Tubes of glue

Sparky

The High-strung Pandas

Michael Holland and Canned beans

The Beginning Sniffs

Freak Quint

Aspirin

Scotty Mackintosh and Apple Tree

The Ancient Hermit crab League

The Obsolescence of Honor