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Battle Of The Bands

Sophie Sandhu and the Amazing Batons

The Narrow Hair dryers

Roast Cornish Game Hen

Zeke Nicholas and the Rare Larynxes

The Pencils

The Puckers

Millicent Hampton and the Art Museum

The Toupees

Thaddeus Titus and the Comely Falcons

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The Death Glares

Heather Northrum and JalapeƱos

Child abandonment

Marina Boudreaux and the Odd Nails

Jessica Locke and The Uncertainty Principle

Roxanne Burke and the Modern Calculators

Twinkle toes

The Homely Dobermans

Pablo Collier and Kidney beans

The Wondering Puckers

Turkey Drew

Blue jeans

Paul Peters and Bear Track

The Damaged Pony Faction

The Lack of Integrity