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Battle Of The Bands

Pearl Simpson and the Loose Chess Sets

The Bulky Cans of beans

Pretzels

Paula Barbee and the Woven Tails

The Flowers

The Pound of the chests

Simeon Schmutzig and the Puppet Show

The Intestines

Romeo Sokoloff and the Suave Gorillas

What The Dickens

The Twitches

Sylvia Cantrell and Mussels

Carjacking

Ursula Carpenter and the Rusty Cactus Plants

JD Stevens and Tobacco

Antonia Gunderson and the Petite Guns

Sweet

The Depraved Dalmatians

Jan Gilson and Heavy cream

The Whispering Gasps

Harebrain Wes

The mobile phone

Susan Sokoloff and Tree Branch

The Waxy Penguin Clique

The Formation of Everything