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Battle Of The Bands

Matt Oldfather and the Charming Pairs Of Pliers

The Ordinary Fishing rods

Apple Pie

Willard Flynn and the Old Buttocks

The Cages

The Dope slaps

Lucille Watkins and the Rock Concert

The Chins

Irma Cannon and the Stubby Dormice

Inconceivable

The Sighs

Alexis Bower and Turkey

Malicious mischief

Rick McBride and the Aromatic Magnifying Glasses

Sylvia Gare and The Laws Of Motion

Floyd Zilch and the Grubby Flags

Swizzle

The Young Bison

Luis Ott and Fresh spinach

The Insisting Belches

Ruffian Penelope

The paper clip

Hunter Hensley and Dead Tree

The Speckled Camel Gathering

The Growth of Faith