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Battle Of The Bands

Mary Wilder and the Queer Maps

The Hideous Diagrams

Macaroni And Cheese

Emily Samaniego and the Plastic Antennae

The Abacuses

The Sneers

Monica Yamaguchi and the Bookstore

The Esophaguses

Oksana Dick and the Garrulous Frogs

Leapin' Lizards

The Crows

Richard Shakewell and Anchovy

Swearing

Abraham Robinson and the Crisp Nails

Cornelius Vanderbilt and The Human Genome

Brittany Steinbeck and the Torn Rocks

Swizzle

The Phlegmatic Mares

Roxanne Sibley and Egg whites

The Booming Sniggers

Chump Patty

The comic book

Dagmar Papadopoulos and Bit Of Litter

The Mysterious Deer Band

The Nurturing of Humility