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Battle Of The Bands

Esmeralda Proctor and the Well worn Orchids

The Bent Boxes of candy

Bread And Butter

Borat Halperin and the Authentic Fingernails

The Tote Bags

The Kisses

Ian Brainard and the Bar Crawl

The Faces

Jennifer Giddings and the Angry Buffalo

Tut-tut

The Sniggers

Tommy Barber and Blue cheese

Credit card fraud

Charlene Steinbeck and the Ragged Basketballs

Diane Orwell and Atomic Theory

Olive Dietrich and the Gruesome Fingernail clippers

Joy of my life

The Cautious Mongeese

Ichabod Merton and Dark beer

The Raving Squints

Dweeb Emile

Radar

Brandon Wimple and Acorn

The Handy Puppy Posse

The Lack of Gratitude