Rewrite this story

Battle Of The Bands

Ophelia Tubman and the Bronze Jars Of Olives

The Flaky Telephones

Squash Blossom Soup

Devon Higgins and the Slimy Brains

The Whoopee Cushions

The Guffaws

Jeffrey O'Connor and the Art Museum

The Livers

Maria Gagné and the Elderly Quails

Whoopee

The Guffaws

Tawny Werner and Asparagus

Extortion

Edie Craig and the Decrepit Flowers

Sheila Davis and America

Michelle Selby and the Striped Balloons

Little one

The Haggard Mustangs

Joshua Rogers and Tapioca

The Drawling Finger guns

Ne'er-do-well Aristotle

The vacuum cleaner

Dick Frizzlewump and Feather

The Shiny Troll Organization

The Fall of Revulsion