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Battle Of The Bands

Fuzz Radcliffe and the Bent Cowbells

The Peculiar Photographs

Hamburger Helper

Alberto Kennedy and the Used Backs

The hand grenades

The Jeers

Hugo Dotson and the Pie-eating Contest

The Thighs

Beth Bates and the Carefree Lice

Okay Then

The Simpers

Giovanni Finch and Ketchup

Securities fraud

Denise Lippman and the Thick Stuffed Owls

Ira Greenside and Oxygen

Conner Briggs and the Thick Coffee pots

Sweet

The Impish Ferrets

Stan Elwood and Worcestershire sauce

The Imitating Sighs

Bandicoot Jake

The toaster

Charles Hopkins and Mulberry Tree

The Rare Guinea pig Syndicate

The Dissolution of Mediocrity