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Battle Of The Bands

Jesse Wells and the Stuffed Hubcaps

The Valuable Paperweights

Oatmeal

Marvella Fulton and the Fluffy Little fingers

The Bugles

The Flushes

Lorrie Grant and the Opium Den

The Hangnails

Zed Fischer and the Disorganized Snakes

Heck

The Roars

Brent Piper and Limburger cheese

Cursing

Bettie Lou Banks and the Brittle Biscuits

Elly Ross and The Van Allen Belt

Bum Noon and the Authentic Vases

Cutie-patootie

The Grizzled Camels

Elliott Gomez and Velveeta cheese

The Moaning Flushes

Hag Joni

The cash register

Isabel Ortiz and Fish

The Huge Ox Machine

The Evolution of Rage