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Battle Of The Bands

Oliver Bonner and the Heavy Curling Irons

The Brightly-colored Orchids

Macaroni And Cheese

Preston Appleby and the Hideous Beards

The IPads

The Chortles

George Bean and the Rock Concert

The Lungs

Evelyn Pough and the Excitable Eels

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The Pound Of The Chests

Izzy Gorman and Chopped onions

Assault and battery

Walter Wolfe and the Ordinary Tennis Rackets

Tex Garland and Plutonium

Christopher Sims and the Small Chains

Pinky

The Articulate Lemurs

Dillon Gunderson and Baking soda

The Reacting Gurgles

Imp Thomas

The microwave oven

Jackson Marshall and Spring

The Porcelain Aardvark Platoon

The Spread of Charm