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Battle Of The Bands

Ace Plunkett and the Delicate Padlocks

The Polished Hacksaws

Candy

Josh Nash and the Hand-carved Mouths

The Basketballs

The Death glares

Faye Weatherford and the Bridge Club

The Pinkies

Nora Winger and the Careful Basset hounds

Boom

The Bounds

Sydney Sawyer and Olive oil

Piracy

Celia Rexford and the Waxy Tablet Computers

Shamus Bronner and The Electron

Eduardo Greenside and the Autographed Toilet plungers

Snigglefritz

The Conceited Airedales

Ken Higgins and Velveeta cheese

The Saying Shrugs

Dipstick Camille

Crayons

Richard Arthur and Bird's Nest

The Old Crab Assembly

The Disappearance of Absurdity