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Battle Of The Bands

Faye Cramer and the Mysterious Magazines

The Disgusting Wastebaskets

Refried Beans

Abigail Warren and the Curved Biceps

The Corks

The Clenched fists

Willie Crowe and the Public Park

The Tummies

Lottie Austin and the Bald Iguanas

By All The Saints At The Backside Door Of Purgatory

The Face Palms

Ada Belle Trott and Wasabi powder

Voluntary manslaughter

Antoinette Nixon and the Rough Mousetraps

Bridget Fisher and The Human Genome

Kylie Jude and the Heavy Pink flamingoes

Lambkin

The Hungry Dromedaries

Pippa Fujimoto and Vinegar

The Simpering Bounds

Stinker Roscoe

The metric system

Elinor Rutherford and Cactus

The Rigid Muskrat Federation

The Nurturing of Illumination