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Battle Of The Bands

Kyra Nix and the Modern Business Cards

The Bulky Frisbees

Apple Pie

Emile Murray and the Synthetic Little fingers

The Whistles

The Cheers

Thomas Darnell and the Jazz Club

The Veins

May Banks and the Witty Raccoons

Phooey

The Honks

Morton Nagy and Rum

Grave robbery

Jacob Nye and the Striking Thumb Drives

Lynette Koch and Native Tribes

Kitten Krause and the Flaky Tennis rackets

Dearest

The Athletic Quails

Steven Rossi and Rosemary

The Informing Snuffles

She-wolf Jackson

The microwave oven

Octavius Crowe and Fallen Tree

The Important Kangaroo Society

The Discovery of Absurdity