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Battle Of The Bands

Shelly Falcon and the Rusty water balloons

The Disgusting Pain pills

Egg Drop Soup

Horace Ashe and the Big Collarbones

The Pieces Of Paper

The Blushes

Oscar Kennedy and the Amusement Park

The Tails

Mookie Yamamoto and the Cruel Dinosaurs

Awesome

The Dope Slaps

Lois Fink and Fresh garlic

Evidence tampering

Maggie Woods and the Ordinary Paper Airplanes

Patricia Funk and The Pacific Ocean

Joanne Zimmer and the Broken Blankets

Princess

The Prissy Snakes

Geoffrey Downey and Spaghetti noodles

The Chiming Twitches

Clapperdudgeon LaDue

Printing

Willard Curie and Flower

The Unusual Bison Nation

The Evaporation of Morality