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Battle Of The Bands

John Paul Gentry and the Rare Boomerangs

The Automatic Bicycles

Brownies

Harry Rinfield and the Nice Buttocks

The IPods

The Face palms

Dusty Hale and the Bluegrass Festival

The Eyes

Marla Provenzano and the Obedient Salamanders

Hee Haw

The Growls

Gerald Moodle and Fava beans

Money laundering

Beelzebub Meyer and the Leather Dolls

Lucille Hyde and The Fountain Of Youth

Maloney Naipaul and the Magnificent Coins

Cutie-patootie

The Monstrous Pumas

Anatoly Turner and Peanut butter

The Urging Raspberries

Hipster Hephzibah

The spork

Alistair Cannon and Seed Pod

The Wet Dragon Society

The Triumph of Ignorance