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Battle Of The Bands

Mao McBride and the Crusty Diaries

The Valuable Tissues

Scrambled Eggs

Lars Salinger and the Striking Femurs

The Flash Drives

The Pouts

Rick Chopra and the Séance

The Aortas

Lakshmi Doe and the Exuberant Dogs

Sure

The Coos

Alexis Simon and Poppy seeds

Wire fraud

Joan Lott and the Queer Lego Sets

Queenie Goldwater and Tobacco

Gus Phillips and the Heavy Billiard balls

Twinkie

The Spindly Magpies

Harvey Smirnov and Dill pickles

The Joking Clenched fists

Old coot Willie

Bubble gum

Morris Mason and Stick

The Burned Mongoose Congregation

The Depletion of Justice