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Battle Of The Bands

Zachary Winchester and the Hand-made Antennas

The Autographed Tickets

Tortillas

Paige Cornish and the Narrow Buttocks

The Whoopee Cushions

The Raspberries

Danielle Nicholas and the Dance

The Toes

Kris Holloman and the Stubby Lynxes

Whew

The Chuckles

Chloe Webb and Lemon juice

Credit card fraud

Studs Castro and the Fresh Tops

Deb Dietrich and Tobacco

Abel Mohammadian and the Slimy Pencils

Radiant starlight

The Weary Flamingoes

Mirabel Flanagan and Chopped celery

The Sighing Roars

Hound dog Clarisse

Electronic mail

Helen Sattler and Raspberry Bush

The Striking Kitty Tribe

The Triumph of Strength