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Battle Of The Bands

Tamara Van Heusen and the Imitation Cans Of Beer

The Fabulous Blank checks

Borscht

Rex Perkins and the Heavy Buttocks

The Wastebaskets

The Beams

Alan Hogan and the Gay Bar

The Livers

Irma Gonzales and the Monstrous Honeybees

Hey

The Smirks

Pippa Barrett and Stuffed green olives

Swearing

Sean Niebels and the Decrepit Brooms

Craig Lawler and The Rings Of Saturn

Cindy Zmarzly and the Greasy Microscopes

Dovey-poo

The Sophisticated Banana slugs

Victor Schaffer and Wide egg noodles

The Phrasing Snorts

Pansy Antonio

The telephone

Geoffrey McIntire and Poison Ivy Plant

The Aromatic Mustang Clique

The Temperance of Refinement