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Battle Of The Bands

Brett Smirnov and the Imitation Kindles

The Brittle Cowbells

Ramen Noodles

Deena Agnew and the New Skins

The Ice Cream Cones

The Sniffles

Lear Bean and the Drag Race

The Tongues

Nelda Hastings and the Friendly Lynxes

Aaack

The Cackles

Jeremy Lancaster and Asparagus

Tax fraud

Deirdre Hyde and the Prickly Handkerchiefs

Isabel Zimmer and Magnetism

Julian Marshall and the Ridged Wastebaskets

Old bean

The Careful Seals

Francie Giordano and Strawberries

The Wondering Snarls

Lout Jimmy

The atomic bomb

Amanda Williams and Egg Shell

The Puzzling Gnu Cabal

The day of Modesty