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Battle Of The Bands

Ken Munich and the Grubby Microphones

The Gross Batteries

Applesauce

Conrad Haddad and the Charming Teeth

The Bowls

The Puckers

Arturo Van Heusen and the Massage Parlor

The Hips

Fifi Clemmons and the Ignoble Tigers

Swell

The Stiff Upper Lips

Pamela Alexander and Pork and beans

DWI

Dale Wall and the Funny Toolboxes

Lillian Plummer and Native Tribes

Scotty Tucker and the Tiny Flowers

Babe

The Modest Duck-billed platypi

Vince Brinkman and Fresh parsley

The Declaiming Grunts

Clod Muerto

The tape recorder

Devlin Iliescu and Weed

The Wooden Bandicoot Faction

The Evolution of Enchantment