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Battle Of The Bands

Cecelia Schwarz and the Papery Dog Biscuits

The Papery Helmholz resonators

Brownies

Dennis Yoshida and the Brittle Thoraxes

The Baseball Bats

The Fist bumps

Giovanni Beach and the Dog Pound

The Toupees

Eubie Coons and the Spunky Dragons

For The Love Of Pete

The Death Glares

Tammy Iliescu and Cayenne pepper

Criminal contempt

Sadie Wicker and the Amazing Advertisements

Jackie Ping and The Laws Of Thermodynamics

Erica Gorman and the Fluffy Cowbells

Lambkin

The Unruffled Sharks

Jim Ott and Frankfurters

The Yowling Chortles

Nut Aristotle

The telephone

Max Bailey and Dead Fish

The Modern Snipe Platoon

The Dawn of Morality