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Battle Of The Bands

Gertrude Satterlee and the Petite Dishes

The Coarse Jars of olives

Pie A La Mode

Morrie Freeman and the Stolen Claws

The Suitcases

The Frowns

Marya Lamb and the Gay Bar

The Hooves

Dinah Freeman and the Amiable Sheep

Sacre Bleu

The Stiff Upper Lips

Elise Romero and Parsley

Voluntary manslaughter

Peter Broderick and the Rancid Crayons

Rocket Lange and Neptune

Molly Diamond and the Ancient Wastebaskets

Tootsie-pie

The Bald Frogs

Tyler Vidmar and Water

The Phrasing Glares

Wuss Sylvia

The cyclotron

Wes Easton and Badger Hole

The Wooden Anaconda Coalition

The Formation of Temperance