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Battle Of The Bands

Brittany Gibson and the Overgrown Floppy Disks

The Cotton Muffins

Prime Rib

Sadie Pham and the Stiff Midriffs

The Bunsen Burners

The Shouts

Ahmed André and the Massage Parlor

The Tongues

Steve Kaplan and the Ignoble Ferrets

Oof

The Yawns

Kimberly Hart and Sourdough

Tax evasion

Amber Frank and the Crusty Blank Checks

Alexander Palomino and The Hanging Gardens Of Babylon

Penelope Burt and the Gigantic Bones

Baby-cakes

The Coy Polecats

Nadine Pummelly and Bread crumbs

The Yawning Air kisses

Hipster Drew

Chia pets

Nelda De Luca and Spider Web

The Mysterious Wolverine Faction

The Evolution of Nothingness