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Battle Of The Bands

Paige Skye and the Damaged Primroses

The Decrepit IPods

Fish And Chips

Kelly Eaton and the Imitation Pancreases

The Cans Of Soup

The Grimaces

Holly Turner and the Political Rally

The Pieholes

Stanley Dunn and the Megalomaniacal Zebras

Judas Priest

The Evil Eyes

Raúl Backus and Ground cumin

Public intoxication

John Nye and the Important Muffins

Patricia Gilson and Uranus

Hagit McBride and the Heavy Cans of beans

Moonbeam

The Princely Panthers

Wallace Crick and Blue cheese

The Mouthing Growls

Ignoramous Susanna

WD-40

Gavin Pence and Spring

The Immense Orangutan Family

The Dissolution of Wit