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Battle Of The Bands

Carlton Wenzel and the Hard Thumb Drives

The Ruined Flyswatters

French Fries

Quincy Simon and the Petite Bellies

The Paperclips

The Flushes

Borat Messina and the Dog Pound

The Kidneys

Oona Powers and the Rugged Duck-billed platypi

I'm So Sure

The Grunts

Bull Seagram and Pepper

Murder

Sven Finegan and the Peculiar Paperclips

Sebastian Van Hook and The Positron

Donnie Bob Marlowe and the Hand-carved Diagrams

Shmoopsie-poo

The Obese Dingoes

Gunther Finley and Kale

The Blustering Pouts

Brute Eddie

Bifocals

Hamlet Watts and Spider Web

The Excellent Deer Nation

The Obsolescence of Chastity