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Battle Of The Bands

Hagit Moreland and the Fancy Paper Bags

The Burned Pens

Bonbons

Wanda Orwell and the Plastic Horns

The Acorns

The Guffaws

Antoinette Baldwin and the Dog Pound

The Foreheads

Laurie Berkowitz and the Weird Ferrets

My Word

The Furrowed Brows

Alex Porter and Clams

Evidence tampering

Quint Teeters and the Bulky Flowerpots

Flo Nurbabayev and Neptune

Rebecca Abrams and the Plastic Basketballs

Buddy

The Blubbery Siamese cats

Lois Smirnov and Bacon fat

The Blathering Sneezes

Wingnut Nicole

The microwave oven

Fiona Price and Cedar Tree

The Ornate Brine shrimp Pack

The Inanity of Charisma