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Battle Of The Bands

Alex Bergstrom and the Hand-painted Notepads

The Disgusting Egyptian mummies

Hamburger Helper

Pleasance Lions and the Electronic Spines

The Avocados

The Snorts

Heather Akiyama and the Bar Crawl

The Arms

Grover Duckley and the Wily Mice

Shame

The Gurgles

Peter Samaniego and Pitted black olives

Manslaughter

Morrie Sandhu and the Fabulous Floppy Disks

Brandie Stewart and Native Tribes

Austin Barry and the Brittle Fire hoses

Darling

The Tense Tarantulas

Gladys Bartholomew and Shortening

The Sniping Sniffs

Birdbrain Edie

The photocopier

Victoria Rawlings and Fern

The Valuable Doberman Circle

The Departure of Honesty