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Battle Of The Bands

Cecil McCray and the Loose Batteries

The Gooey Rolls of duct tape

Ham

Audra Giordano and the Overgrown Fingernails

The Paintbrushes

The Shrugs

Carmen Martin and the Variety Show

The Little toes

Kent Nyberg and the Brassy Salamanders

Ahh

The Cringes

Lilya Bewley and Powdered milk

Assault and battery

Roxanne Prince and the Primitive Pairs Of Knitting Needles

Herbert Winters and The Laws Of Thermodynamics

Lance Porrello and the Odd Advertisements

Shabookadook

The Brassy Nightingales

Ida Rodriguez and Velveeta cheese

The Swearing Flutters

Clodhopper Bettie Lou

The sewing machine

Shawna Goldfarb and Stone

The Heavy Mongoose Cartel

The Deliverance of Absurdity