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Battle Of The Bands

Dakota Stevens and the Soft Telephone Books

The Modern Trash cans

Burritos

Bettie Lou Higgenbottom and the Narrow Elbows

The Towels

The Hiccups

Peg Wilder and the Magic Show

The Thyroid glands

Jimmie Lee Garcia and the Bad Apes

Be Still, My Beating Heart

The Snorts

Nickolas Porrello and Thinly sliced radishes

Trespass

LaDonna Sandman and the Gruesome Dollhouses

Lorenzo Burt and X-rays

Luke Townley and the Primitive Coat check tickets

Darling

The Sociable Grizzly bears

Ashley Giordano and Rosemary

The Demanding Sneezes

Toilet vulture Lois

The elevator

Mim Finlayson and Fern

The Crooked Jackal Body

The Failure of Chaos