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Battle Of The Bands

Tawny Khanh and the Greasy Sponges

The Funny Boxes of candy

Pecan Pie

Corbin Whitney and the Dusty Pieholes

The Tubes Of Glue

The Hoots

Reginald Rosen and the Opium Den

The Buttocks

Lee Bentzinger and the Bad Hornets

Woof

The Tears

Phillip Hampton and Frozen spinach

Assault on a public servant

Edie Running Bird and the Prickly Shoes

Thaddeus Ibrahim and Jet Propulsion

Andrea Jankowski and the Big Spinning wheels

Heartthrob

The Enthusiastic Horsies

Luther Hughes and Mayonnaise

The Sobing Snickers

Whippersnapper Doug

The atomic bomb

Vilmer Hunter and Flower

The Greasy Honeybee Regiment

The Departure of Fortitude