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Battle Of The Bands

René Normal and the Automatic Cardboard Boxes

The Coarse Fishhooks

Bonbons

Arnold Minturn and the Big Lips

The Helmholz Resonators

The Power fists

Jimmy Panzer and the Exercise Club

The Buttocks

Helen Romero and the Carefree Wombats

Heavens To Murgatroyd

The Frowns

Maximilian Bunyan and Chopped chives

Mayhem

Quint Pearson and the Queer Rags

Hagit Blake and The Great Pyramid

Cornelius Gonzalez and the Dry Sponges

Shmoopsie-poo

The Rugged Yaks

Buck Greenshields and Wine vinegar

The Groaning Sniffs

Idiot Dillon

AstroTurf

Freddie Garvey and Poison Ivy Plant

The Plastic Hog Platoon

The Formation of Probity