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Battle Of The Bands

Darin Sartre and the Hand-carved Towels

The Rusty Pop bottles

Pretzels

Dani Walters and the Crusty Necks

The Yardsticks

The Puckers

Allan MacGibbon and the Art Museum

The Aortas

Aristotle Porter and the Queer Bumblebees

Yippee

The Twitches

Luis Scoville and Cod fillets

Assault on a public servant

Ginger Proctor and the Dusty Coat Hangers

Kent Fujimoto and Continental Drift

Will Barrymore and the Abnormal Oranges

Old bean

The Repulsive Cougars

Brittany Frinklehofer and Barbecue sauce

The Requesting Sniggers

Hothead Wesley

The telephone

Sydmo Sanchez and Tree

The Golden Doggie Pack

The Demise of Patience