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Battle Of The Bands

Dean Craig and the Amazing Coupons

The Flaky Crystal balls

Strawberry Shortcake

Shelly Jude and the Original Nostrils

The Batons

The Cheers

Julian Whiteside and the Exercise Club

The Eyes

Knuckles Backus and the Queer Badgers

Sheesh

The Raised Eyebrows

Bridget McClain and Cream of mushroom soup

Voluntary manslaughter

Jen Dodds and the Aromatic Bags Of Groceries

Morton Tubman and The Laws Of Hereditiy

Roger Hogan and the Odd Cotton balls

Mi amor

The Shiftless Hyenas

Iris Papadopoulos and Ketchup

The Saying Giggles

Dorf Fido

The lawn mower

Beth Kettle and Fallen Tree

The Colossal Hippopotamus Fleet

The Age of Reason