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Battle Of The Bands

Susan Singh and the Bulky Pairs Of Pliers

The Worn Contracts

Banana Split

Siggy Knotts and the Hand-painted Collarbones

The Playing Cards

The Pouts

Tara Ali and the Car Show

The Skulls

Julia Fosbender and the Noxious Goldfish

Pshaw

The Sniffles

Kylie Broghammer and Tomatoes

Being ugly in public

Billy Bob James and the Petite Cigarette Lighters

Damon Romano and A Rare Kind Of Mushroom

Jessica Fields and the Primitive Cigarette lighters

Patootie

The Maniacal Chickens

Chum Bede and Corn oil

The Debating Hiccups

Rat Danielle

The military tank

Jason King and Fern

The Sophisticated Whale Personnel

The Failure of Rage