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Battle Of The Bands

Gino Onassis and the Polished Pieces Of Chalk

The Gross Pillows

Lime Sherbet

Wes McGregor and the Rigid Earlobes

The Bibles

The Crows

Perry Rodriguez and the Pie-eating Contest

The Pancreases

Quint Roeber and the Furious Dodo birds

Suffering Sassafras

The Evil Eyes

Kate Nagy and Boneless chicken breast

Pandering

Izzy Quintana and the Cardboard Cactus Plants

Armand Hook and The Lost Continent Of Atlantis

Stan Running Bird and the Ordinary Fossils

Mi amor

The Atrocious Hamsters

Jackson Warren and Paprika

The Urging Twitches

Lamebrain Steven

Earmuffs

Marv Zing and Dead Fish

The Gaudy Dolphin Society

The Nurturing of Humility