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Battle Of The Bands

Leroy Usher and the Crisp Baseball Bats

The Imitation Pairs of headphones

Mashed Potatoes

Milo Boyce and the Automatic Arms

The Dog Biscuits

The Gasps

Guido Parsons and the Archery Club

The Skulls

Phyllis Schmuckley and the Bubbly Shrews

Yuck

The Shouts

Alex Bibbles and Watercress

Treason

Eldon Rebensdorf and the Primitive Fountain Pens

Newt Sparks and The Atom

Clyde Bede and the Decrepit Rolls of toilet paper

Twinkles

The Naïve Deer

Jimmie Lee Suskind and Dry sherry

The Shuddering Winces

Hothead Ron

The machine gun

Jude MacKenzie and Tree

The Porcelain Boar Platoon

The Formation of Reason