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Battle Of The Bands

Beulah Cleveland and the Delicate Telephone Books

The Hard Umbrellas

Apple Pie

Arturo Kulpinski and the Miniature Pinkies

The Paperweights

The Smiles

Jesse Powers and the County Fair

The Tails

Siggy Bowers and the Muscular Crocodiles

Peachy-keen

The Raised Eyebrows

Ronald Childress and Red wine

Incitement

Rhoda Hruska and the Shiny Candy Bars

Morris Targoff and Oxygen

Lillie Corona and the Hollow Dog biscuits

Buddy

The Spindly Gila monsters

Rumpelstiltskin Kong and Apples

The Warbling Kisses

Freak Lester

The bar code

Xavier Fretwell and Bird's Nest

The Gigantic Buzzard Flock

The Disappearance of Loyalty