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Battle Of The Bands

Mitch Benson and the Colossal Model Airplanes

The Valuable Wrenches

Wienerschnitzel

Virginia Sagan and the Primitive Wrists

The Abacuses

The Snarls

Hank Simons and the Bridge Club

The Spleens

Marisa Porter and the Prickly Mountain goats

Ho Hum

The Hoots

Clem Keefe and Shortening

Assault with a deadly weapon

Jennifer Deng and the Hefty Fishhooks

Lily Flash and Conditioned Reflex

Freddie Winkler and the Nifty Pearls

Baby

The Moody Coyotes

Libby Javits and Oatmeal

The Preaching Caresses

Ninnyhammer Jeffrey

The carpet sweeper

Tara Magnusson and Raspberry Bush

The Damaged Camel Personnel

The Obsolescence of Decadence