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Battle Of The Bands

Marissa Kulpinski and the Bronze tool belts

The Mysterious Fishhooks

French Fries

Celia Weinstein and the Archaic Bladders

The Bowling Balls

The Sighs

Elizabeth Barcelo and the Political Rally

The Hearts

Angela Bruno and the Sincere Mountain goats

Why

The Dope Slaps

Jess Craft and Parsnips

Pyramid schemes

Gloria Flash and the Nice Corks

Maloney Weber and Quasars

Mama Deutsch and the Gigantic Stopwatches

Heartthrob

The Mean Lambs

Mary Popper and Kosher salt

The Admitting Flinchs

Halfwit Robin

The computer

Winnie Overland and Feather

The Amazing Puma Clique

The Insanity of Everything