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Battle Of The Bands

Judith Sandhu and the Damaged Hair Brushes

The Hand-carved Pairs of pliers

Pot Roast

Otto Schecter and the Imitation Femurs

The Corncobs

The Curtsies

Ethan Boudreaux and the Lecture On pairs of knitting needles

The Appendixes

Lily Biggs and the Witty Moles

Holy Mackerel

The Flutters

Yolanda Kemp and Almond paste

Drug manufacturing

Clive Bunyan and the Bizarre Cigarette Lighters

Elaine Rogers and Relativity

Angela Watkins and the Striped Etchings

Patootie

The Elderly Ostriches

Mookie Fosbury and Ground pork

The Saying Growls

Nag Floyd

The cash register

Gunther Sanabria and Cactus

The Fresh Otter Nation

The Understanding of Sorrow