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Battle Of The Bands

Mindy Clemmons and the Coarse Paperclips

The Sleek Fish bowls

Pancakes

Janice Nussbaum and the Modern Eyebrows

The Toilet Seats

The Sniffles

Alistair Eisley and the Blues Club

The Pituitary glands

Juanita Case and the Witty Anacondas

Ssss

The Beams

Bruce Eriksson and Hot water

Probation violation

Tom Adams and the Gigantic Stuffed Kittens

Brianna Ling and The Solar System

Shandra Lindgren and the Immense Billfolds

Cutie

The Artistic Boars

Jessi Bede and Sweetened condensed milk

The Squealing Sniffs

Chump Alex

The artificial heart

Mildred Miller and Acorn

The Gross Jellyfish Ensemble

The Fear of Reason