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Battle Of The Bands

Sharice Hanson and the Archaic Candles

The Gaudy Horseshoes

Ham

Shane Graham and the Hand-painted Tongues

The Ironing Boards

The Flutters

Ken Bryant and the Blues Club

The Thighs

Doris Keene and the Peculiar Lovebirds

Hold That Thought

The Grimaces

Kendra Shapiro and Fresh peaches

Racketeering

Fiona Dolman and the Nice Handkerchiefs

Dinah Eklund and Tea

Gloria Buffalo and the Ornate Cans of shaving cream

Knight in shining armor

The Peculiar Boa constrictors

Tommy Vandewater and HabaƱero peppers

The Reciting Squints

Lout Max

The vacuum cleaner

Shane Murdoch and Leaf

The Tiny Tiger Mob

The Insanity of Morality