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Battle Of The Bands

Kristi Klein and the Chic Cookies

The Rancid Fishing poles

Cheerios

Kirsten Cannon and the Huge Cheeks

The Etchings

The Puckers

Nestor Norton and the Reggae Festival

The Elbows

Gabriel Koch and the Cruel Butterflies

Land's Sakes

The Sniffs

Clem Mallory and Mozzarella cheese

Hate crimes

Winnie Nash and the Narrow dirks

Jeremy Beagle and The Northwest Passage

Edie Craig and the Tiny Flowerpots

Honey-bunny

The Comely Anacondas

Claudia Usher and Chopped pecans

The Chanting Smirks

Sap Lester

Roller skates

Beth McGregor and Feather

The Clean Caribou Congress

The Obsolescence of Integrity