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Battle Of The Bands

Mildred Krivosha and the Synthetic Notebooks

The Torn Hockey pucks

Fried Eggs

Lynette Gong and the Fabulous Teeth

The Stopwatches

The Roars

Charlene Stetson and the Blues Club

The Toupees

Lottie Knight and the Furious Doggies

Gee Whillikers

The Puckers

Nicki Clemmons and Mayonnaise

Prescription fraud

Nathan Zaborowski and the Narrow Cactus Plants

Anne Gardner and Conditioned Reflex

Celeste Hudson and the Smooth Cans of beans

Mopsy

The Humble Reindeer

Sylvia Coleman and Watercress

The Lamenting Honks

Knave Alice

The measles vaccine

Sheila Chen and Apple Tree

The Big Lark Cartel

The Banality of Rage