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Battle Of The Bands

Donnie Bob Wolfe and the Speckled Staplers

The Torn Amulets

Roast Cornish Game Hen

Anton Bede and the Cotton Adrenal glands

The Teddy Bears

The Pound of the chests

Maybie Townley and the Political Rally

The Little toes

Michael Kettle and the Gentle Butterflies

Deranged

The Snorts

Velma Murdoch and Half and half

Prostitution

Bones Knight and the Soft Pom-poms

Jeanette Krivosha and Continental Drift

Horace Wright and the Aromatic Decks of cards

Baby-cakes

The Loving Horsies

Gabriel Beagle and Lemon juice

The Sputtering Dope slaps

Hooligan Candy

The telegraph

Rick Klinger and Flower

The Golden Finch Coalition

The Epitome of Benevolence