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Battle Of The Bands

Melanie Schwarz and the Big Cell Phones

The Slimy Statues

Cabbage Rolls

Quentin Bilgewater and the Smelly Gall bladders

The Toilet Plungers

The Bows

Sheila Woodruff and the Ball Game

The Paws

Elijah Ruiz and the Stinky Baboons

Holy Buckets

The Sniggers

Norma Jean Corona and Marshmallows

Eavesdropping

Bum Frankle and the Automatic Flags

Nicholas Corona and The Laws Of Hereditiy

Hephzibah Bishop and the Bent Knitting needles

Rose petal

The Friendly Panthers

Aristotle Carpenter and White wine

The Shrieking Woofs

Troglodyte Coleen

Crayons

Ryan Comstad and Spider Web

The Expensive Parakeet Troop

The Depletion of Peace