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Battle Of The Bands

Danielle Johnson and the Shiny Candy Canes

The Rigid Whistles

Swiss Cheese

Plato Mohammadian and the Striped Fingernails

The Bottles

The Coos

Clifton Pham and the County Fair

The Antennae

Ying Dodds and the Undignified Kittens

Zowie

The Smirks

Barb White and Cheddar cheese

Swearing

Brenda McClain and the Hand-made Staplers

Nan Saint Pierre and The Northwest Passage

Tawny Beach and the Aromatic Coat hangers

Main squeeze

The Solitary Crows

Gabriel Brunken and Dry sherry

The Debating Beams

Weasel Ivan

The microwave oven

Danny Hughes and Badger Hole

The Wet Brine shrimp Club

The Endurance of Orderliness