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Battle Of The Bands

Beauford Thomas and the Musty Footballs

The Ruined Cookies

Doughnuts

Cheng Shaw and the Slimy Eyeballs

The Whoopee Cushions

The Laughs

Patty Cosak and the Museum

The Bladders

Patty Goldfarb and the Creepy Larks

Leapin' Lizards

The Sniggers

Pippa Roeber and Peanuts

Sedition

Leila Woolsey and the Ruined Salt Shakers

Elliott Mohammadian and Tea

Oscar Broghammer and the Stuffed Rolls of toilet paper

Sweetie-pie

The Moronic Ants

Wendell Page and Chicken

The Affirming Chortles

Wraith Antonia

The jet engine

Sven Reyes and Acorn

The Amazing Mosquito Regiment

The Exhaustion of Generosity