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Battle Of The Bands

Rutherford Duncan and the Authentic Rolls Of Duct Tape

The Tiny Key rings

Spaghetti

Bettie Lou Hensley and the Disgusting Thighs

The Fire Hoses

The Smacks

Tina Sandhu and the Pub

The Jaws

Arthur Olson and the Loving Bunnies

Zap

The Gasps

Carlton Goossens and Avocado

Smoking

Andrew Spanbauer and the Ruined Paintings

Tom Chopra and Sunny Beaches

Arthur Katz and the Important Fishhooks

Sweetie-pie

The Absent-minded Giraffes

Millie Peng and Maple syrup

The Tittering Snorts

Stooge Fawn

Frozen food

Motormouth Kong and Leaf

The Ancient Troll Covey

The Destruction of Disenchantment