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Battle Of The Bands

Lucky Bilgewater and the Peculiar Rocks

The Golden Soccer balls

Hamburgers

Rhoda Ireland and the Brightly-colored Spleens

The Calling Cards

The Shivers

Arturo Stine and the Theater

The Skins

Patricia Barry and the Decent Grasshoppers

Ick

The Evil Eyes

Bernadette Bristol and Mincemeat

Abduction

Ethan Tillerman and the Fluffy Big Gulps

Melkadas Ortiz and Schools Of Cod

Lester Munich and the Bizarre Paintbrushes

Tootsie-pie

The Impish Porcupines

Anita Caldwell and Egg noodles

The Stuttering Growls

Lout Yancey

Coca-Cola

June Hartley and Spring

The Crooked Flamingo Regiment

The Speed of Silence