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Battle Of The Bands

Lori Johnson and the Odd Cans Of Sardines

The Smooth Flowers

Hamburger Helper

Alice Munich and the Damp Pituitary glands

The Teapots

The Snorts

Jeanette Day and the Theater

The Claws

Julia Bratt and the Brazen Wallabies

Godspeed

The Pound Of The Chests

Joyce Finley and Vinegar

Voluntary manslaughter

Matthew Bewley and the Papery Curling Irons

John Moretti and The Fountain Of Youth

Lilya Richter and the Gooey Screwdrivers

Twinkle toes

The Desperate Bison

Krystal Hunter and Tarragon

The Observing Woofs

Lackwit Seema

The crossword puzzle

Nicole Hayes and Flower

The Polished Mountain goat Contingent

The Understanding of Chastity