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Battle Of The Bands

Barb Klinger and the Polka-dotted Pairs Of Dice

The Rigid Bouquets

Bread And Butter

Gillian Schmoe and the Sophisticated Antennae

The Hip Flasks

The Snorts

Siggy Fontanaro and the Ballet

The Brains

Anders Mantzios and the Phlegmatic Magpies

Bless My Hide

The Blushes

Angelo Holland and Brussels sprouts

Racketeering

Antonio Appleby and the Gross Accordions

June Shapiro and Halley's Comet

Ella Clooney and the Crisp Batteries

Nipkin

The Wary Grasshoppers

Laci Quintana and Lettuce

The Exclaiming Pouts

Baby Edwin

The Slinky

Constance Overland and Maple Tree

The Fresh Crab Congress

The lifetime of Benevolence