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Battle Of The Bands

Edward Dion and the Coarse Cigarette Lighters

The Brittle Darts

Wienerschnitzel

Velma Sekora and the Plastic Beards

The Trash Cans

The Grins

Alexander Thompson and the Shopping Mall

The Little toes

Phil Steinbeck and the Homely Pigeons

I Think Not

The Sniggers

Adam Jordan and Chopped celery

Winking

Ronald Glidden and the Soft Blankets

Gilda Townley and Halley's Comet

Ricky Piper and the Golden Necklaces

Home boy

The Cantankerous Dachshunds

Erica Grayheels and English muffin

The Acknowledging Woofs

Psycho Pops

The credit card

Jessi Sanders and Fern

The Cotton Whale Congress

The Destruction of Absurdity