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Battle Of The Bands

Del Hartley and the Hideous Coloring Books

The Ancient Rolls of toilet paper

Roast Turkey

Clive Van Heusen and the Smelly Foreheads

The Saws

The Grins

Nicki Covington and the Bar Crawl

The Kidneys

Dagmar Eppley and the Friendly Parrots

Achoo

The Glares

Nathaniel Walker and Cayenne pepper

Fraud

Salvatore Marx and the Rusty Chess Sets

Andrew Bender and Plate Tectonics

Harley Weinstein and the Authentic Mirrors

Toots

The Tactful Opossums

Bones Downey and Shredded coconut

The Interrupting Sneers

Lob-dotterel Claudette

WD-40

Hamlet Rosen and Deer Track

The Delicate Lynx Personnel

The Insanity of Ignorance