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Battle Of The Bands

Lorie Henderson and the Ridged Paintbrushes

The Stolen Baskets

Cheerios

Macon Hastings and the Electric Gall bladders

The IPads

The Snarls

Jasmine Ortega and the Political Rally

The Thoraxes

Calvin Moreland and the Cuddly Cows

Amen

The Evil Eyes

Guido Frinklehofer and Corn oil

Prostitution

Papa Carter and the Ruined Fishing Poles

Marcy Park and Neptune

Nora Zilch and the Decrepit Campaign signs

Buddy

The Pensive Owls

Dale Roberts and Maple syrup

The Sneering Coos

Baby Gloria

Chapstick

Freddie Frizzlewump and Tree

The Thick Llama Cabal

The Growth of Acceptance