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Battle Of The Bands

Wallace Wilder and the Woven Hats

The Smooth Fishing poles

Egg Rolls

Cameron Whiteside and the Polka-dotted Foreheads

The Billfolds

The Pouts

Gail Windle and the Gay Bar

The Throats

Kimberly Nighthawk and the Megalomaniacal Muskrats

Bless My Hide

The Hoots

Raymond Major and Frankfurters

Abuse of authority

Tonya Lindgren and the Disgusting Smart Phones

Maloney Targoff and Mammoth Cave

Deng Popp and the Fresh Ingots of plutonium

Mi amor

The Wicked Chipmunks

Greg Nesbitt and Green bell peppers

The Uttering Hoots

Villain Lakshmi

The atomic bomb

Tom Whiteside and Wildflower

The Chic Bull Group

The Temperance of Charisma