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Battle Of The Bands

Cassie Sloan and the Huge Pairs Of Dice

The Charming Yardsticks

Burritos

Desmond Deutsch and the Gross Pinkies

The Chairs

The Backward glances

Lauren Kilroy and the Quilting Bee

The Veins

Maureen Dingwell and the Tense Ladybugs

Feh

The Flushes

Marla Woodruff and Butter

Disturbing the peace

Fiona Klein and the Bent Hockey Pucks

Heather Finlayson and The Rotation Of The Earth

Marion Biggs and the Hand-carved Calculators

Turtle dove

The Ladylike Frogs

Daniel Oswald and Butter

The Guessing Death glares

Brazen hussy Samuel

The fountain pen

Nils Talley and Spider Web

The Peculiar Cockroach Ensemble

The Destruction of Decency