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Battle Of The Bands

Paige Spence and the Expensive Tablet Computers

The Thick Urns

Dirty Rice

Rhoda Wicker and the Overgrown Antennae

The Calling Cards

The Dope slaps

Saul Pummelly and the Wax Museum

The Toes

Kenny Cole and the Generous Goldfish

Gee

The Glares

Jill Iliescu and Asparagus

Forcible entry

Camille Harmon and the Imported Cigars

Beulah Hruska and The Rotation Of The Earth

Cindy Darnell and the Hollow Oriental vases

Bunny

The Considerate Hornets

Nadine Nesbitt and Hard-cooked eggs

The Grieving Clenched fists

Pervert Bud

The safety pin

Sierra Palin and Spring

The Stiff Dodo bird Congregation

The Dissolution of Silence