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Battle Of The Bands

Beauford Finlayson and the Overgrown Hostess Ding Dongs

The Fresh Spiders

Cornbread

Phillip Ryan and the Slimy Heads

The Twigs

The Pound of the chests

Cheryl Curie and the Dog Pound

The Eyebrows

Cyrus Kemp and the Megalomaniacal Peacocks

Godspeed

The Cackles

Kimberly Locke and Minced onion

Counterfeiting

Owen Alexander and the Hand-painted Rulers

Jerry Moodle and Pluto

Scott Zing and the Prickly Trash cans

Doodlebug

The Fierce Donkeys

Upton Dodds and Lemon zest

The Chortling Wags of the finger

Buzzard Amanda

Corn flakes

Irving Shoemaker and Fish

The Plain Worm Herd

The Inanity of Benevolence