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Battle Of The Bands

Beelzebub Grant and the Broken Fishing Poles

The Immense Dog collars

Catfish Stew

Mac Barber and the Excellent Toes

The Cell Phones

The Flushes

Macon Funk and the Cathouse

The Eyes

Thad Blake and the Enchanting Beagles

You Don't Say

The Laughs

Brooke Knopf and Tapioca

Murder

Nora Greco and the Small Corsages

Hillary Gentry and Oxygen

Cecil Orwell and the Brightly-colored Protest signs

Doll

The Phlegmatic Tropical fish

Ole Grant and Dry sherry

The Instructing Winces

Ne'er-do-well Bruno

The Internet

Craig Beasley and Cactus

The Excellent Toad Party

The Obsolescence of Nobility