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Battle Of The Bands

Jane Oswald and the Porcelain Watering Cans

The Soft Flags

Sweet Potatoes

Luann Schaffer and the Petite Elbows

The Telephone Books

The Caresses

Katherine Biggs and the Cabaret

The Feet

Camille Elwood and the Idiotic Dormice

Criminy

The Bows

Xaviera Milano and Beer

Probation violation

Pops Rutherford and the Brittle Bananas

Siggy Wang and Plutonium

Olive Higgenbottom and the Woven Business cards

Treasure

The Somber Horses

Mindy Cramer and Tofu

The Professing Woofs

Dolt Brianna

The stethoscope

Kristen Coleman and Dead Fish

The Cotton Crocodile Posse

The Disappearance of Revolution