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Battle Of The Bands

Pippa Greenwood and the Waxy Paper Towels

The Waxy Fish

Egg Drop Soup

Martha Frankle and the Fuzzy Spines

The Saws

The Twitches

Edmond Manning and the Bar Crawl

The Hips

Abigail Johnston and the Idiotic Opossums

Dubious

The Air Kisses

Ricky Palmer and Cornstarch

Evading arrest

Rob Sagan and the Imitation Crystal Balls

Charles Baldwin and Vitamins

Belle Bilgewater and the Bronze Teacups

Doll

The Jaunty Gila monsters

Elise Scott and Corn flakes

The Storming Fist bumps

Bumpkin Justin

The jukebox

Renee Magnusson and Wildflower

The Speckled Cow Den

The Insanity of Enlightenment