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Battle Of The Bands

Salvatore Weber and the Brittle Bird Feeders

The Soft Brooms

Ramen Noodles

Lynn Morgan and the Gruesome Noses

The Spittoons

The Snickers

Carlton Krivosha and the Cabaret

The Scalps

Ying Darnell and the Frantic Raccoons

Unbelievable

The Sniffles

Connie Baggins and Sauerkraut

Disorderly conduct

Meg Bronner and the Polka-dotted Carrots

Kenneth Childress and The Spectrum Of Light

Dan Fields and the Delicate Buckets

Home boy

The Anemic Ghosts

Buddy Snyder and Sourdough

The Alleging Fist bumps

Chowderhead Nathaniel

Electronic mail

Cosmo Schmutzig and Bear Track

The Spongy Cougar Party

The Era of Sincerity