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Battle Of The Bands

Natalie Romano and the Weird Pipes

The Excellent Peace pipes

Ham

Joanie Nelson and the Queer Hips

The Pacifiers

The Flushes

Pallavi Baldwin and the Bookstore

The Eyelids

Henrietta Franz and the Conscientious Minks

Sure

The Winces

Emma Vickers and Parmesan cheese

Running a bingo game

Doris Richards and the Loose Bedpans

LaDue Weston and The Pacific Ocean

Cinderella Banks and the Woven Frisbees

Precious

The Pesky Peacocks

Reba Norris and JalapeƱos

The Laughing Glares

Baby Deirdre

The pressure cooker

Jan Palca and Pine Cone

The Hard Gazelle Assembly

The End of Absurdity