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Battle Of The Bands

Stephen Gordon and the Amazing Fire Hoses

The Polished Yo-yos

Pie A La Mode

Penny Titus and the Automatic Wrists

The Dead cougars

The Finger guns

Parson Sitzman and the Striptease

The Dignity

Frankie Normal and the Spindly Musk-oxen

Castor And Pollux! Blow Me To Bermuda

The Woofs

Toni Bluestein and Lime Jell-O

Vandalism

Luther Stevens and the Rusty Van Goghs

Queenie Peralta and Uranus

Karl Weiner and the Excellent Brooms

Mi amor

The Articulate Buffalo

Claudette Bailey and Baker's chocolate

The Ranting Simpers

Flake Zack

The measles vaccine

Griselda Bibbles and Badger Hole

The Rancid Robot Coalition

The Fear of Respectfulness