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Battle Of The Bands

Doug Shepard and the Crisp Teapots

The Grubby Shovels

Ice Cream

Joni Snitley and the Coarse Faces

The Advertisements

The Belches

Harold Lindgren and the Striptease

The Knuckles

JD Jiménez and the Obese Dogs

Rubbish

The Raised Eyebrows

Nigel Brady and Chili powder

Securities fraud

Harold Peterson and the Fabulous Beach Balls

Montague Perkins and Oxygen

Raymond McDermott and the chartreuse Teddy bears

Darling

The Muscular Minks

Beverly Cairns and Tomatoes

The Spitting Air kisses

Knucklehead Lucky

The jet engine

Oona Vernon and Mulberry Tree

The Big Ant Army

The Birth of Charm