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Battle Of The Bands

Oscar Schmutzig and the Hand-made Firecrackers

The Chic Rolls of duct tape

Cinnamon Toast

Newton Booth and the Rigid Paws

The Toilet Plungers

The Clenched fists

Vinny Kelly and the Cathouse

The Big toes

Noah Ansler and the Cowardly Grasshoppers

Boy Oh Boy

The Cringes

Clarisa Gross and Pickled peppers

Second degree murder

Melissa Williams and the Spongy Spoons

Nicholas Cunningham and Jupiter

Broderick Romero and the Dry Pain pills

Sparky

The Demented Asses

Richard Cramer and Sage

The Beginning Titters

Dip Miguel

The fountain pen

Keith Wilhelm and Tree Stump

The Modern Yak Coalition

The Deliverance of Orderliness