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Battle Of The Bands

Christine Goldfarb and the Polka-dotted Dog Collars

The Dusty Watering cans

Dirty Rice

Nestor Romano and the Big Arteries

The Cowbells

The Clenched fists

Kirsten Milenski and the Blues Club

The Eyebrows

Guy Dorn and the Fierce Gila monsters

Outstanding

The Air Kisses

Jackie Khanh and Garlic powder

Being a blithering idiot

Clive Lions and the Fabulous Flashlights

Shawna Witherspoon and The Fountain Of Youth

Samantha Bobble and the Grubby Roses

Heartthrob

The Cocky Kangaroos

Frankie Seagram and Anchovy

The Tittering Sneers

Troglodyte Babs

The mobile phone

Jess Hunter and Dead Tree

The Excellent Fox Congress

The Speed of Illumination