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Battle Of The Bands

Darryl Meyer and the Wooden Tubes Of Glue

The Modern Cactus plants

Pancakes

Godiva Cannon and the Primitive Earlobes

The Bagpipes

The Fist bumps

Ahmed Saint Pierre and the Lecture On air compressors

The Thighs

Gabriel Slade and the Peculiar Chickens

At Last

The Squints

Lawrence McCray and Corn syrup

Tax fraud

Bert Nolan and the Polka-dotted Tops

Natalie Nguyen and The Laws Of Thermodynamics

Salvatore Barton and the Nifty Coins

Pookie

The Obese Lambs

Claudia Hartley and Velveeta cheese

The Revealing Grimaces

Witch Socks

The helicopter

Danielle Bogart and Tree Branch

The Rare Brine shrimp Team

The Temperance of Grace