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Battle Of The Bands

Marisa André and the Valuable Corsages

The Hand-carved Darts

Crab Rangoon

Tyler Kaiser and the Dusty Kneecaps

The Necklaces

The Smirks

Rob Pattel and the Ball Game

The Calves

Horace Wapner and the Direct Basset hounds

Absolutely

The Giggles

Seth Gentry and Frozen peas

Solicitation

Upton Justice and the Golden Rolls Of Toilet Paper

Gino Marshall and The Solar System

Izzy O'Connor and the Clean Shoes

Light of my life

The Lethargic Prairie dogs

Anthony Schwarz and Maple syrup

The Breathing Snickers

Culprit José

The camera

Helmut Skye and Raspberry Bush

The Fuzzy Buzzard Faction

The Death of Intelligence