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Battle Of The Bands

Mary Lou Fretwell and the Gigantic Toilet Seats

The Chic Floppy disks

Oyster On The Half-shell

Ichabod Portwine and the Amazing Ears

The Playing Cards

The Roars

Jimmie Lee Griffin and the Dog Pound

The Aortas

Jared Skye and the Disorganized Nightingales

Shhh

The Shivers

Mason Thomas and Egg yolks

Indecent exposure

Guido Oswald and the Polka-dotted Bottles Of Painkillers

Mackenzie Ramirez and Gravitation

Christine Ward and the Heavy Biscuits

Turtle dove

The Spindly Squirrels

Chum Houston and Frozen peas

The Groveling Finger guns

Troglodyte Pablo

The comic book

André Lippman and Cedar Tree

The Cardboard Dinosaur Association

The Departure of Endurance