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Battle Of The Bands

Tiffany Kilroy and the Coarse Pairs Of Binoculars

The Bizarre Dolls

Egg Salad Sandwich

Triffid Winchester and the Coarse Heads

The Bottles Of Perfume

The Frowns

Ella Goldwater and the Hockey Game

The Carotid arteries

Marcy Page and the Moody Pekingeses

Alack

The Pound Of The Chests

Johnny Dodds and Potatoes

Tax fraud

Theresa Moreland and the Valuable Rubber Stamps

Horsie Gordon and Jet Propulsion

Vera Pierce and the Speckled Campaign signs

Tootsie

The Cruel Horsies

Izzy Weatherford and Pinto beans

The Comforting Sighs

Weasel Ophelia

Beer

Iris Sandhu and Mulberry Tree

The Rare Pig Mob

The Insanity of Principles