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Battle Of The Bands

Giovanni Halperin and the Imported Toilet Seats

The Coarse Primroses

Mulligan Stew

Elmer Fischer and the Autographed Hangnails

The Stopwatches

The Flushes

Jeffrey Schmidt and the Hockey Game

The Ears

Fabien Bundy and the Angry Rabbits

Now We're Talking

The Squints

Gabriel Brinkman and Pimientos

Espionage

Dirk Sterling and the Used Dollhouses

Twigs Popp and Uranus

Derek Griffin and the Porcelain Charts

Hot stuff

The Enraged Finches

Phineas Beluchi and Prime rib

The Lamenting Chortles

Drunken royster Scotty

Wallpaper

Terence Bacon and Acorn

The Miniature Mouse Mob

The Paragon of Affection