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Battle Of The Bands

Conrad Khatchaturian and the Valuable Paper Towels

The Thick Flyswatters

Mashed Potatoes

Edie Nussbaum and the New Noses

The Magnets

The Sniffles

Anatoly Cosak and the Concert

The Heads

Carol Maxwell and the Pensive Mustangs

You Bet

The Bows

Jimmy Pythagoras and Fresh papaya

Computer crime

Janet Kettle and the Charming Flowerpots

Carlton Papadopoulos and America

Sanjay Cox and the Slimy Pots

Mopsy

The Fuzzy Rattlesnakes

Laci Bewley and HabaƱero peppers

The Orating Chuckles

Peabrain Floyd

The vacuum cleaner

Iris Loring and Wildflower

The Immense Troll Clique

The Lack of Chivalry