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Battle Of The Bands

Nettie Brunken and the Speckled Flags

The Rare Microphones

Lime Sherbet

Alisa Ward and the Ordinary Waists

The Magazines

The Puckers

Ichabod Weston and the Ball Game

The Esophaguses

Edwin Evans and the Silly Lobsters

Phooey

The Evil Eyes

Nan Barberry and Fresh garlic

Forgery

Jacques Williams and the Peculiar Fishing Rods

John Arp and The Laws Of Hereditiy

Queenie Palca and the Prickly Yo-yos

Beefcake

The Enthusiastic Ferrets

Chris Tillerman and Pitted black olives

The Jeering Backward glances

Egomaniac Studs

The telephone

Bettie Lou Nurbabayev and Bit Of Moss

The Jagged Elk Assemblage

The End of Assertiveness