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Battle Of The Bands

Vicki Bates and the Papery Baseball Bats

The Chic Curling irons

Cookies

Nelly Gunderson and the Colossal Ribs

The Egyptian Mummies

The Honks

Heather Rebensdorf and the Blues Club

The Feet

Edmond Rogers and the Affable Dinosaurs

Be Still, My Beating Heart

The Caresses

Fritz Jetson and Basil

Vagrancy

Spud Keene and the Heavy IPads

Winifred Withers and Medicinal Herbs

Martha Owens and the Autographed Watering cans

Cutie-patootie

The Rude Elephants

Barb Chavez and Pitted cherries

The Analyzing Simpers

badger Gillian

Teflon

Jackie Goodman and Cactus

The Big Android Mob

The Inanity of Evil