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Battle Of The Bands

Luke Chen and the Flaky Floppy Disks

The Disgusting Cupcakes

Bread And Butter

Demetrius Walker and the Modern Pieholes

The Pairs Of Knitting Needles

The Coos

Harvey Suskind and the Comedy Club

The Spines

Dianna Hamilton and the Bizarre Chickens

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The Pouts

Gertrude Peralta and Paprika

Vandalism

Beth Eklund and the Porcelain Flowerpots

Bert Corialis and Mammoth Cave

JD Bushnell and the Greasy Necklaces

Heart of hearts

The Anemic Anteaters

Timothy Mancini and Sour cream

The Insisting Evil eyes

Barbarian Wilson

The metric system

Bub Oswald and Raspberry Bush

The Cotton Shrew Herd

The Waste of Courage