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Battle Of The Bands

DeWitt Sweeney and the Petite Spools Of Thread

The Tiny Fountain pens

Smoked Salmon

Reynaldo Peterson and the Synthetic Tummies

The Brushes

The Squints

Alexis Sawyer and the Natural History Museum

The Thoraxes

Martha Small and the Self-confident Sloths

Crikey

The Caresses

Draco Dunn and Oregano

Manslaughter

Siggy Chavez and the Huge Muffins

Nelda Kinstler and The Laws Of Thermodynamics

Bobby Broghammer and the Gross Rolls of toilet paper

Lambkin

The Undignified Iguanas

Tom Dupont and Tomato sauce

The Reacting Caresses

Wretch Loretta

The jet engine

Carl Ramos and Dead Tree

The Slimy Dingo Covey

The Departure of Patience