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Battle Of The Bands

Kelley Dorn and the Large Barbells

The Modern Pigeons

Omelet

Russ Tang and the Original Thyroid glands

The Pumpkins

The Snorts

José Payne and the Restaurant

The Tongues

Aiden Warren and the Maniacal Bison

Huzzah

The Belches

Kenny Hruska and Egg white

Cursing

Liling Usher and the Prickly Pairs Of Scissors

Beth Berkowitz and Plutonium

Beverly Panzer and the Dusty Purses

Teddy bear

The Atrocious Opossums

Thaddeus Eisley and Shrimp

The Burbling Chortles

Boogerhead Sanjay

Frozen food

Beauford Keene and Flower

The Fancy Ant Organization

The Rewards of Courage