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Battle Of The Bands

Matt Borkowski and the Waxy sickles

The Porcelain Fishing rods

Pancakes

Susanna McCoy and the Plastic Hooves

The Hammers

The Winces

Katie Bratt and the Orchestra Concert

The Heads

Kaylee Harper and the Dumb Beagles

Whoop-dee-doo

The Curtsies

Lorrie Osaka and English muffin

Cursing

Drew Cole and the Leather Urns

Vivian Carver and Bacteria

Jules Castro and the Sophisticated Darts

Radiant starlight

The Sloppy Ants

Nellie Stuart and Water

The Rationalizing Laughs

Dodo Cassandra

Toothpaste

Krista Merton and Bear Track

The Filthy Ass Party

The Depletion of Integrity