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Battle Of The Bands

Morris Spooner and the Worn Shovels

The Polka-dotted Brushes

Oatmeal

Lilya Panzer and the Miniature Pituitary glands

The Nails

The Belches

Maggie Pythagoras and the Hockey Game

The Pieholes

Edna Dubois and the Cuddly Cobras

Whoopee

The Caresses

Bud Emery and Pineapple

Being ugly in public

Magdalena Bromley and the Expensive Staplers

Maureen Zilch and Hubble's Law

Bert Sandman and the Nice Piggy banks

Bumbles

The Dismal Pigs

Yvonne Salinger and Potato chips

The Provoking Cheers

Floozy Ying

Tinkertoys

Lorie Thurman and Maple Tree

The Clean Ring-tailed lemur Platoon

The Death of Probity