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Battle Of The Bands

Pam Appleby and the Broken Bird Cages

The Cardboard Fire hoses

Hamburger Helper

Tess Murdoch and the Papery Femurs

The Chairs

The Hiccups

Marvin Daniels and the Dance

The Aortas

Lee Robinson and the Comely Gila monsters

Okay Then

The Face Palms

Terri McDiggles and Canned milk

Perjury

Geraldo Arnold and the Damaged Elephant Tusks

Jesus Gomez and Deuterium

Andie Finegan and the Charming Cigars

Homie

The Witty Lobsters

Bev Greenshields and Kiwis

The Roaring Sniffs

Tattletale Patrick

Fiber optics

Megan Pearson and Piece Of Driftwood

The Shiny Iguana Organization

The Demise of Humor