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Battle Of The Bands

Steve Kaplan and the Electronic Spoons

The Papery Flags

Ham

Lars Simpson and the Large Skulls

The Cages

The Caresses

Jordan Khatchaturian and the Cathouse

The Esophaguses

Fran Flake and the Pert Grasshoppers

Great Jehosaphat

The Flutters

Willard Talley and Vinegar

Criminal contempt

Angela Domínguez and the Valuable Suitcases

Marcy Nguyen and Medicinal Herbs

Zachary Oliver and the Shiny Barbie dolls

Starlight

The Jaunty Bears

Vernon Fosbender and Kosher salt

The Worrying Curtsies

Wastrel Lester

The wheel

Cliff De Leon and Weed

The Original Anaconda Gang

The Waste of Grace