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Battle Of The Bands

Sven Osborne and the Crooked Pairs Of Fuzzy Dice

The Smelly Rolls of duct tape

Scrambled Eggs

Kris Domínguez and the Important Thumbs

The Chamber Pots

The Sneers

Andrew Lott and the Theater

The Femurs

Emmeline Tutu and the Sanguine Partridges

Hee Haw

The Face Palms

Alexei Keefe and Mustard

Hate crimes

Marcy Wenzel and the Curved Shovels

Ruby Norris and Native Tribes

Wilson Porrello and the Greasy Flash drives

Lover

The Nervous Caribous

Ricky Hobbs and Corn oil

The Chiming Shivers

Hooligan Edmond

The bra

Lucas Rexford and Stone

The Luxurious Orangutan Syndicate

The Waste of Endurance