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Battle Of The Bands

Gus Barrymore and the Puzzling Pain Pills

The Broken Yo-yos

Refried Beans

So-Yeng Barcelo and the Queer Elbows

The Necklaces

The Squints

Millicent Orman and the Blues Club

The Toupees

Kitten Brontsky and the Furry Apes

Be Still, My Beating Heart

The Raised Eyebrows

Josh Day and Mayonnaise

Prostitution

Marisa Sterling and the Decrepit Van Goghs

Jolene Gupta and Schools Of Cod

Marv Clinton and the Rancid chisels

Pookie

The Gregarious Finches

Libby Fox and Cream style corn

The Lamenting Winks

'noying Newton

The parachute

Gertrude Gifford and Seed Pod

The Rusty Groundhog Colony

The Waste of Intelligence