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Battle Of The Bands

Frank Murdoch and the Sophisticated Water Bottles

The Fresh Decks of cards

Hash

Eddie Draney and the Mysterious Toenails

The Campaign Signs

The Smirks

Susan Munich and the Discotheque

The Femurs

Mario Ramirez and the Artistic Snipes

Yeehah

The Pouts

Bella Tucker and Tomato sauce

Piracy

Tammy Steele and the Unusual Bugles

DeWitt Winger and Combustion

Jimmie Lee Nagy and the Charming Cotton balls

Dearest

The Diabolical Seals

Gilmo Targoff and Canned pineapple

The Maintaining Winks

Degenerate Wilma

The cash register

John Potts and Fern

The Miniature Shark Convocation

The Speed of Principles