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Battle Of The Bands

Hattie Smiley and the Art deco Chamber Pots

The Petite Bird cages

Dirty Rice

Sissy Lindgren and the Gaudy Waists

The Kindles

The Grunts

Lorna Kuma and the Church Social

The Scalps

White Cloud Sorovich and the Intrepid Mice

For Pete's Sake

The Kisses

Ahmed Henderson and Cucumber

Homicide

Eric Friedman and the Original Maps

Babs Werner and Hubble's Law

Shawna Weston and the Bronze Clothespins

Mopsy

The Disorganized Doggies

Mia McBride and Diced pineapple

The Jeering Puckers

Scurvy bilge rat Evelyn

The revolver

Tammy Loring and Piece Of Driftwood

The Crooked Horsie Contingent

The Principle of Disenchantment