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Battle Of The Bands

Conrad Samaniego and the Prickly Soccer Balls

The Plain Toilet plungers

Egg Drop Soup

George Ryan and the Flexible Biceps

The Wastebaskets

The Hugs

Draco Skye and the Art Museum

The Veins

Nestor Burke and the Young Lynxes

Who Cares

The Glares

Carl Beluchi and Wine vinegar

Running a bingo game

Betty Milenski and the Thick Microscopes

Albert Young and Hubble's Law

Hamlet Wapner and the Polished Rulers

Moonbeam

The Evil Dodo birds

Franklin Newman and Velveeta cheese

The Rationalizing Belches

Low-life Shepard

The loom

Boots Abbey and Sea Shell

The Broken Wolverine Contingent

The Spread of Benevolence