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Battle Of The Bands

Albert Townley and the Overgrown Pom-poms

The Stuffed Bugles

Falafel

Joseph Truman and the Filthy Paws

The Bird Cages

The Flinchs

Jolene Hanks and the Turkish Bath

The Foreheads

Dinah Rodriguez and the Masculine Otters

Ugh

The Sneers

Quentin Wimple and JalapeƱos

Prescription fraud

Donald Brady and the Handy Sticks

Millicent Minturn and X-rays

Cedric Lowry and the Chic Baseball bats

Cutie-patootie

The Dapper Crocodiles

Fuzz Whiteside and Chopped liver

The Bragging Power fists

Goon Claire

Asphalt

Morgan Yoshida and Cactus

The Ordinary Yak Convocation

The Inanity of Sloth