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Battle Of The Bands

Sandi Custer and the Dirty Microphones

The Ridged Whoopee cushions

Hamburgers

Lucia Ridley and the Striking Waists

The Coconuts

The Hoots

Christian Clooney and the Bar Crawl

The Buttocks

Bubbles Griffin and the Zany Polecats

Alrighty-roo

The Gasps

Sophia Deng and Pomegranate juice

Spitting

Bailey MacDonald and the Aromatic Brooms

Margaret Zilch and The Rotation Of The Earth

Dianna Hamilton and the Expensive Cotton balls

Gentle soul

The Elderly Dobermans

Sierra Dubois and Thyme

The Rationalizing Sniffles

Joker Alexei

Sticky notes

Polly Bartholomew and Wildflower

The Fluffy Canary Army

The Age of Morality