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Battle Of The Bands

Elinor Vogel and the Musty Bedpans

The Shiny Tubes of toothpaste

Pancakes

Beatrice Pattel and the Slimy Arms

The Contracts

The Twitches

Liling Downey and the Cathouse

The Spinal cords

Todd Craven and the Excitable Mountain goats

Suffering Sassafras

The Giggles

Carlton Falcon and Calamari

Lewd conduct

John Lowry and the Rusty Bags

Stanley Barducci and Uranus

Morgan Lizard and the Nifty Fish bowls

Angel

The Stylish Hawks

Latrina Dayton and Fresh peaches

The Disputing Raspberries

Stalker Josephine

The machine gun

Flo Chu and Piece Of Driftwood

The Hand-made Norway rat Association

The Insanity of Fidelity