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Battle Of The Bands

Thad Bing and the Disgusting Dollar Bills

The Funny Bottles of perfume

Tacos

Bill Byers and the Excellent Egos

The Ashtrays

The Gurgles

Eleanor Rossi and the Carnival

The Tails

Dolores Lister and the Mindless Fish

Woohoo

The Backward Glances

Krista Flores and English muffin

First degree murder

Virginia Cornish and the Woven Cowbells

James Giordano and Fermentation

Mac Ming and the Jagged Microscopes

Heartthrob

The Hirsute Cougars

Willie Tillerman and Watercress

The Sputtering Coos

Fiend Danielle

The zipper

Ronald Swaanhof and Feather

The Hand-carved Cobra Syndicate

The Departure of Absurdity