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Battle Of The Bands

Delores Klein and the Dry Water Bottles

The Ruined Vacuum cleaners

Cinnamon Toast

Judy Loring and the Speckled Tails

The Protest Signs

The Jeers

Mia Griggs and the Bluegrass Festival

The Shoulders

Bud Tran and the Gallant Cockatiels

Holy Mackerel

The Belly Laughs

Brianna Eppley and Basil

Bribery

Dean Killeen and the Brightly-colored Sacks

Lorenzo Bing and The Uncertainty Principle

Lorena Potter and the Ancient Vases

Pumpkin

The Brazen Pigs

Liz Gill and Fresh parsley

The Shouting Flinchs

Boogerhead Bonnie

Carborundum

Lillie Willis and Pine Cone

The Shiny Teddy bear Assembly

The Inanity of Wit