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Battle Of The Bands

Parson Thomas and the Synthetic Pacifiers

The Chic Statues

Spaghetti

Bruno Morrissey and the Hand-painted Buttocks

The Oriental Vases

The Raspberries

Cherise Marshall and the Dance

The Paws

Mama Barber and the Sociable Kitties

Meh

The Grunts

Kristen Clinton and Chopped broccoli

Flirting

Meg Marx and the Petite Flowerpots

Phillip Mouse and The Rotation Of The Earth

Flash Velasquez and the Gleaming Clothespins

Tinky-wink

The Sassy Bumblebees

Alan Ward and Ground beef

The Rambling Squints

Drunken royster Iggy

The bikini

Daniel Niebels and Tree Branch

The Hard Jackal Society

The Banality of Benevolence