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Battle Of The Bands

Garrick Eastwood and the Crooked Pigeons

The Porcelain Rubik's cubes

Prime Rib

Herbert Kramer and the Primitive Aortas

The Hostess Ding Dongs

The Raised eyebrows

Bria Bergstrom and the Cathouse

The Buttocks

Wayne Espinoza and the Cautious Basset hounds

Ssss

The Grins

Rosa Kafka and Liver

Libel

Lonnie Bilgewater and the Archaic Bags Of Potato Chips

Carl Moretti and X-rays

Gilbert Prang and the Peculiar Dog collars

Bunny

The Sloppy Grizzly bears

Horsie Krause and Pitted cherries

The Fretting Wags of the finger

Dopefiend Renee

Blue jeans

Siggy Eichmann and Maple Tree

The Hand-made Banana slug Regiment

The Dawn of Sincerity