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Battle Of The Bands

Jen Torres and the Tiny Candles

The Flaky Coffee pots

Omelet

Tabitha Romero and the Brightly-colored Veins

The Brushes

The Glares

Newt Cain and the Pie-eating Contest

The Shoulders

Lucky Gong and the Confident Rhinoceroses

Kaboom

The Stiff Upper Lips

Alexis Portwine and JalapeƱos

Telemarketing fraud

Darcy Craft and the Speckled Clothespins

Devon Rand and Jet Propulsion

Pam Foster and the Grubby Sticks

Snigglefritz

The Sketchy Dormice

Bettie Lou Deng and Molasses

The Amending Beams

Rat Josh

The sandwich

Mandy Payne and Weed

The Fancy Manatee Party

The Onset of Greed