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Battle Of The Bands

Andie Soto and the Dry Playing Cards

The Hideous Calculators

Ham

Studs Bushnell and the Funny Achilles tendons

The Pumpkins

The Bows

Chum Flake and the Ballet

The Thyroid glands

Stuart Clapper and the Sincere Koalas

Humph

The Smiles

Leonie Tanaka and Pork chops

Eavesdropping

Eve Miller and the Ordinary Rubber Stamps

Willie Houston and Medicinal Herbs

Elinor Brooke and the Plastic Acorns

Cuddle-bear

The Agile Bats

Desmond Boodler and Ground beef

The Grunting Pouts

Hothead Charles

The atomic bomb

Morris Peng and Egg Shell

The Big Reindeer Body

The Depletion of Charm