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Battle Of The Bands

Keiko Holt and the Rancid Teapots

The Worn Apples

Mulligan Stew

Karl Jones and the Charming Eyelids

The Hubcaps

The Wags of the finger

Morrie Sattler and the Theater

The Horns

Matt Cohen and the Bold Ducks

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The Smiles

Sophia Remington and Barbecue sauce

Telemarketing fraud

Joe King and the Porcelain Notepads

Dax Pryor and The Uncertainty Principle

Kathy Ross and the Curved Bicycles

Sugar

The Obese Horses

John Paul Hamilton and Clams

The Lecturing Winces

Bumpkin Walter

The flush toilet

Kent Cheetham and Badger Hole

The New Guinea pig Cabal

The Depletion of Despair