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Battle Of The Bands

Victor McDiggles and the Decrepit Primroses

The Disgusting Business cards

Duck A L'orange

Shirley Collins and the Grubby Palms

The Barbie Dolls

The Crows

Alex Romer and the Rock Concert

The Achilles tendons

Evelyn Haddad and the Fearful Caribous

Loopers

The Grunts

Lucifer Weber and Rice noodles

Pandering

Walter Glover and the Fabulous Fire Hoses

Susan Reyes and Plate Tectonics

Lex Stetson and the Aromatic Fishing rods

Bugsy

The Playful Dingoes

Eileen Ming and Calamari

The Griping Hiccups

Cootieface Dave

Bubble gum

Griselda Berry and Fish

The Ridiculous Cocker spaniel Cult

The End of Orderliness