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Battle Of The Bands

Steven Rand and the Mechanical Water Bottles

The Burned Baseballs

Pretzels

Muerto Schmoe and the Decrepit Hair

The Lollipops

The Hoots

Elijah Wooten and the Discotheque

The Eyebrows

Eloise Elwood and the Adorable Computers

Begad

The Wags Of The Finger

Rob Mainz and Celery seed

Cursing

Briget Brainard and the Electronic Ropes

Pallavi Chopra and The Expanding Universe

Gilmo Duckley and the Authentic Big Gulps

Cookie

The Furious Goats

Eduardo Sparks and Salsa

The Articulating Flushes

Gossip Beauford

Plastic

Dillon Bower and Sea Shell

The Handy Hornet Pack

The Depletion of Decadence