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Battle Of The Bands

Jordan Bianchi and the Unusual Avocados

The Gigantic Egyptian mummies

Lobster Bisque

Manny Day and the Ridiculous Hair

The Napkins

The Flinchs

Dirk Winchester and the Comedy Club

The Femurs

Bethany Lancaster and the Awkward Fleas

Bless My Hide

The Roars

Thelma Tannenbaum and Chopped broccoli

Evidence tampering

René Ulster and the Bizarre Bugles

Regina Eaton and The Lost Continent Of Atlantis

Melvin Wales and the Heavy Peace pipes

Twinkie

The Decent Pheasants

Luther Chesney and Corn flakes

The Grieving Power fists

Fuddy-duddy Jimmie Lee

Tinkertoys

Todd Lippman and Bit Of Moss

The Modern Wombat Coalition

The Temperance of Reason