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Battle Of The Bands

Marcus Domínguez and the Damaged Happy Meals

The Cheap Microscopes

Chopped Liver

Lorenzo Finegan and the Stuffed Ankles

The Pacifiers

The Jeers

Brett Osterman and the Opium Den

The Esophaguses

Motormouth Pope and the Obese Salamanders

Sacre Bleu

The Grins

Chad Bogart and Chopped broccoli

Swearing

Drew Vidmar and the Cardboard Skulls

Beauford Spangler and Plutonium

Bones Boyd and the Damp Charts

Snuggle bear

The Loving Aardvarks

Andy Irons and Egg whites

The Wailing Dope slaps

Hipster Larry

WD-40

Kevin Schecter and Spider Web

The Modern Norway rat Circle

The Discovery of Enlightenment