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Battle Of The Bands

Vince Swoopes and the Charming Thumb Drives

The Nifty Sticks of gum

Lasagna

Wendell Kissling and the Large Little fingers

The Floppy Disks

The Bounds

Lee Jones and the Turkish Bath

The Claws

Irving Pacheco and the Charming Newts

Really

The Grimaces

Floyd Dodd and Graham crackers

Trespass

Susan Melville and the Damaged Paper Airplanes

Vic Salazar and Jet Propulsion

Stanley Emery and the Peculiar Compasses

Dreamboat

The Prickly Pheasants

Charles Jetson and Water

The Bringing up Belches

Hack Hoss

The barometer

Fritz Moreland and Spider Web

The Porcelain Yeti Regiment

The Waste of Humanity