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Battle Of The Bands

Benjamin Grady and the Wooden Bottles Of Painkillers

The Mechanical Skulls

Crab Rangoon

Reba Tang and the Magnificent Paws

The Rubber Chickens

The Pouts

Zoe Kafka and the Séance

The Appendixes

Iggy Flash and the Sarcastic Moles

OMG

The Wrinkled Noses

Kjersten Allen and Velveeta cheese

Public intoxication

Mackenzie Arp and the Plain Helmholz Resonators

Larry Marks and America

Quint Brady and the Heavy Books

Hot stuff

The Enthusiastic Zebras

Antonia Coleman and White rice

The Worrying Pound of the chests

Troglodyte Edith

Sulfa drugs

Peg Dowd and Bit Of Moss

The Nifty Yeti League

The Discovery of Enchantment