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Battle Of The Bands

Humphrey Smiley and the Immense Washrags

The Woven Bugles

Smoked Salmon

Edith Killeen and the Greasy Little toes

The Toilet Plungers

The Flinchs

Sam Emerson and the Rock Concert

The Noses

Coleen Nyberg and the High-strung Burros

Blaak

The Cringes

Plato Allen and Mint leaves

Robbery

DeWitt Klein and the Disgusting Dollhouses

Kathryn Weiner and Mountains Of Gold

Kirby Merton and the Striking Charts

Gumdrop

The Wizened Ostriches

Bettie Lou Del Genio and English muffin

The Worrying Growls

Big oaf Beauford

Gunpowder

Thelma Collier and Twig

The Rusty Teddy bear Ensemble

The Era of Chastity