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Battle Of The Bands

Mopsy Sokolov and the Magnificent Avocados

The Cardboard Guns

Egg Drop Soup

Mickey Butterfield and the Hollow Thoraxes

The Buttons

The Hoots

Bobbie Gagné and the Variety Show

The Achilles tendons

Gerald Hogan and the Sinister Elephants

Whoop-dee-doo

The Power Fists

Barb Zing and Oatmeal

Involuntary manslaughter

Jughead Broderick and the Woven Radios

Vernon Fields and Quasars

Cecelia Barber and the Hand-carved Plaques

Patootie

The Thoughtful Ducks

Morrie Wang and Pork rinds

The Persisting Sniffles

Bandicoot Andie

The loom

Louie Yoshida and Bear Track

The Rancid Boar Club

The Dissolution of Ignorance