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Battle Of The Bands

Francie Fosbender and the Primitive Cans Of Shaving Cream

The Colossal Paper clips

Lasagna

Andy Carroll and the Synthetic Toes

The Remote Controls

The Chuckles

Wendell Banks and the Wax Museum

The Scalps

Lance Glidden and the Obnoxious Asses

Tubular

The Pouts

Hannah Suzuki and Parsley

Unlawful assembly

Kathy Elwood and the Clean Peaches

Plato Winkler and The Hawaiian Islands

Darlene Smirnov and the Brittle Dictionaries

Beloved

The Frumpy Lice

Jughead Zhao and Cheerios

The Commenting Finger guns

Shrew Pedro

The computer

Alistair Barker and Acorn

The Brittle Magpie Tribe

The Nurturing of Disillusionment