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Battle Of The Bands

Edwin Zwiebel and the Valuable Teacups

The Speckled Toothbrushes

Lime Sherbet

Lucas Peterson and the Fresh Eyebrows

The Canes

The Twitches

Roy Bonner and the Bar Crawl

The Stomachs

Lucifer Stoltenburg and the Peculiar Elk

Sure

The Puckers

Devlin Smirnov and Spaghetti noodles

Open container violation

Lynn Halperin and the Original Guns

Kurt Orman and The Positron

Octavio Townley and the Papery Egyptian mummies

Cutie-patootie

The Evil Aardvarks

Dylan Dowd and Canned oysters

The Thinking Grunts

Weirdo Mason

The Etch-a-Sketch

Mao Tilley and Tree

The Ridiculous Goose Tribe

The Paragon of Strength