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Battle Of The Bands

Alistair Kuta and the Shiny Napkins

The Curved Teddy bears

Chocolate-covered Ants

Kyle Popp and the Prickly Jaws

The barrel organs

The Finger guns

Cassie Bennett and the Bingo Hall

The Nostrils

White Cloud Chavez and the Arrogant Antelopes

Cool Beans

The Laughs

Bruno Prang and Calamari

Aggravated assault

Phyllis Elwood and the Fabulous Hats

Cherise Nash and X-rays

John Springer and the Spongy Paperclips

Cookie

The Prickly Partridges

Nigel Osborne and Cream cheese

The Contending Curtsies

Pigdog Polly

The pneumatic tire

Dan Emery and Cactus

The Used Snipe Group

The Growth of Modesty