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Battle Of The Bands

Elsie Finlayson and the Tiny Necklaces

The Stolen Happy Meals

Chicken Chow Mein

Tori Briggs and the Ruined Biceps

The Bibles

The Sniffles

Linda Tutu and the Movie Theater

The Guts

Seth Zimmer and the Pert Norway rats

Durn It

The Winces

Derek Weston and Cucumber

Drug manufacturing

Emily Tillerman and the Plain Coat Check Tickets

Chum Flash and Halley's Comet

Dusty Kuta and the Ordinary Coffee pots

Sweet

The Bellicose Elk

Magnolia Lange and HabaƱero peppers

The Continuing Gurgles

Drunken royster Brittany

Rubber

Phyllis Katz and Pine Cone

The Frilly Guinea pig Herd

The Understanding of Probity