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Battle Of The Bands

Alf Koch and the Mechanical Paper Towels

The Crusty Pigeons

Spaghetti

Archie Fancypants and the olive green Egos

The Amulets

The Raspberries

Godiva Kuma and the Amusement Park

The Throats

Sharon Vidmar and the Adorable Tsetse flies

If Only

The Fist Bumps

Libby Minturn and Cod fillets

Escape from lawful custody

Borat Pavlov and the Spongy Boxes Of Kleenex

Anne Kafka and Cannibals

Nathan Lippman and the Greasy Houseplants

Pet

The Monstrous Panthers

Studs Eichmann and Pistachios

The Snorting Smiles

Clodhopper Betsy

Radar

Lucas Brooks and Fallen Tree

The Funny Rat Cluster

The Evaporation of Despair