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Battle Of The Bands

Kyra Khatchaturian and the New Floppy Disks

The Narrow Magnifying glasses

Clam Chowder

Melissa England and the Huge Thyroid glands

The Coat Hangers

The Sniffs

Vera McGregor and the Hockey Game

The Mouths

Peg Norton and the Bouncy Burros

Retch

The Sneers

Randy Ott and Apples

Computer crime

Motormouth Morrissey and the Nifty Brochures

Cosmo Zhu and DNA

Roberta Meyer and the New Bird feeders

Precious

The Angry Anacondas

Xaviera Cotton and Eggs

The Divulging Chortles

Bonehead Ava

Sulfa drugs

Edna Blanco and Cactus

The Abnormal Hedgehog Brigade

The Failure of Happiness