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Battle Of The Bands

Eloise Nesbitt and the Synthetic Necklaces

The Striking Rags

Cornbread

José Cornish and the Plastic Achilles tendons

The Pens

The Sneezes

Solomon Trott and the Natural History Museum

The Pituitary glands

Jennessa Boudreaux and the Urbane Basset hounds

Humph

The Laughs

Stephanie Escobar and Fresh spinach

Evading arrest

Doug Keefe and the Gleaming Pumpkins

Rodney Rice and Quasars

Andie Van Hook and the Cardboard Cans of beans

Twinkles

The Happy Trolls

Matthew Suzuki and Corn flakes

The Cackling Titters

Toilet vulture Tim

The World Wide Web

White Cloud Nabokov and Rock

The Puzzling Macaque Congress

The Evolution of Revolution