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Battle Of The Bands

Nettie McClain and the Filthy Corks

The Dusty Hammers

Fondue

Ellen Olson and the Flexible Big toes

The Hip Flasks

The Twitches

Henry Bowe and the Concert

The Eyelashes

Maggie Sattler and the Peculiar Geckos

I've Had It

The Finger Guns

Bones Chen and Oregano

Arson

Sandi Romano and the Soft Diagrams

Nicole Richards and The Northwest Passage

Esmeralda Dole and the Hideous Billfolds

Radiant starlight

The Suave Flamingoes

Susie Marchetti and Sweetened condensed milk

The Chuckling Power fists

Dummy Christopher

Sticky notes

Melanie MacIntire and Weed

The Prickly Orangutan Society

The Insanity of Principles