Rosemary Carson and the Wooden Cigarette Lighters
The Abnormal Artificial flowers
Oatmeal
Krista Beversdorf and the Bulky Big toes
The Knitting Needles
The Simpers
Claudia Van Dorn and the Pie-eating Contest
The Dignity
Jim Shakewell and the Considerate Porcupines
Yuck
The Wrinkled Noses
Chloe Brinkman and Molasses
Drug trafficking
Flash Murdoch and the Spongy Bones
Susan Santos and The Electron
Fanny Quintero and the Smooth Telephone books
Radiant starlight
The Obese Ravens
Nookie Lundy and Potatoes
The Exclaiming Blushes
Weenie Ling
Chapstick
Olivia Fritz and Cedar Tree
The Imported Dromedary Contingent
The Evolution of Denial