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Battle Of The Bands

Pam Vaniman and the Synthetic Fish

The Ridiculous Pieces of candy

Cabbage

Fawn Steinbeck and the Peculiar Midriffs

The Cream Puffs

The Smiles

Patrick Halperin and the Bake Sale

The Heels

Crystal Rodriguez and the Tired Squirrels

Whew

The Gurgles

Harold Cox and Sweet pickles

Prostitution

Travis Goodman and the Worn Pieces Of Chalk

Deirdre Nabokov and Conditioned Reflex

Georgina White and the Hard Jars of olives

Cream puff

The Mournful Antelopes

Doralene Pythagoras and Kosher salt

The Comforting Furrowed brows

Pigdog Garth

The match

Nora Ivanov and Sea Shell

The Frilly Jackal Regiment

The Deliverance of Assertiveness