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Battle Of The Bands

Pleasance Delgado and the Nifty Toilet Seats

The Waxy Bilge pumps

Lasagna

Fritz Brontsky and the Crooked Esophaguses

The Stones

The Dope slaps

Lori Goldberg and the Jazz Club

The Eyes

Dusty Schmutzig and the Dowdy Phantoms

Excellent

The Honks

Pallavi Weiss and Hershey Bar

Securities fraud

Melvin Milenski and the Electronic Baby Dolls

Alison Cheetham and The Electron

Joan Pythagoras and the Sleek Bicycles

Radiant starlight

The Statuesque Coyotes

Jim Sullivan and Canned milk

The Begging Smirks

Pansy Cassie

The automobile

Vic Emerson and Stone

The Amazing Otter Army

The Creation of Morality