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Battle Of The Bands

Robin Berkowitz and the Bulky Washrags

The Slimy Knitting needles

Ham

Fido Rogers and the Gigantic Front teeth

The Crackers

The Titters

Edie Abbey and the Scrapbooking Party

The Cheeks

Bum Ferrari and the Generous Groundhogs

Boohoo

The Winces

Bones Daniels and Dark beer

Public intoxication

Horatio Fosbender and the Ragged Pencil Sharpeners

Belle Dirkson and X-rays

Parson Johnson and the Amazing Bags of popcorn

Buddy

The Decisive Manticores

Daniel Dupont and Bread crumbs

The Bawling Hoots

Cretin Polly

The laser

Simeon Dewey and Deer Track

The Abnormal Phantom Tribe

The Beginning of Integrity