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Battle Of The Bands

Sydmo Kaplan and the Slimy Remote Controls

The Rusty Washrags

Fried Chicken

Paula Popper and the Miniature Brains

The Feathers

The Flutters

Henrietta Flake and the Pie-eating Contest

The Hands

Elaine Panzer and the Thoughtful Computers

Fun

The Tears

Betsy Ortega and Sauerkraut

Pandering

Aristotle DeMille and the Speckled Pop Bottles

Vic Dubois and Halley's Comet

Vera Hale and the Striking Mops

Princess

The Colorless Cocker spaniels

Henrietta Grundy and Shredded coconut

The Raving Sneezes

Crackpot Polly

The Barbie doll

Hillary Xi and Rock

The Plain Mare Crew

The Birth of Nothingness