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Battle Of The Bands

Emile Slade and the Small Nails

The Imitation Sticks

Clam Chowder

Flo Locke and the Crooked Toes

The Clarinets

The Wags of the finger

Bosco Bower and the Cabaret

The Brains

Marcie Benton and the Crazy Pelicans

Umm

The Flushes

Rose Deutsch and Red cabbage

Embezzlement

Otto Naipaul and the Luxurious Mousetraps

Norm Bewley and Hubble's Law

Buck Ordway and the Worn Billfolds

Queenie

The Colorless Moose

Sierra Delgado and Mashed potatoes

The Panting Snarls

Screwball Dan

The Slinky

Alison Slade and Raspberry Bush

The Flaky Gazelle Machine

The Banality of Oblivion