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Battle Of The Bands

Scott Murdoch and the Gleaming Flash Drives

The Odd Rolls of duct tape

Lasagna

Gilmo Martin and the Ordinary Eyeballs

The Potatoes

The Squints

Rosa Watson and the Art Gallery

The Abdomens

Nan Schmutzig and the Big Falcons

Holy Moley

The Beams

DeWitt Lister and Fresh peaches

Resisting arrest

Christabel Wells and the Cheap Bells

Patty Wozniak and The Fountain Of Youth

Zachary Nixon and the Rancid Cookbooks

Gentle soul

The Fascinating Airedales

Lucas Kuma and Bread crumbs

The Vouching Dope slaps

Renegade Kylie

The telegraph

Guido Tinnerman and Mushroom

The Decrepit Honeybee Association

The Endurance of Honor