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Battle Of The Bands

Lauren LaSalle and the Smelly Buttons

The Dusty Ashtrays

Waffles

Darryl Peña and the Jagged Antennae

The Hacksaws

The Caresses

Irma Fields and the Pub

The Feet

Harry Mason and the Resolute Duck-billed platypi

Anyhoo

The Belly Laughs

Jacob Carter and Cream style corn

Drug possession

Damien Booth and the Bronze Bottles

Lonnie Smiley and Radium

Milton Plunkett and the Mechanical Etchings

Buddy

The Mindless Burros

Shamus Fink and Yogurt

The Whispering Gurgles

Ninny Lorrie

Photography

Tex Thor and Tree Branch

The Used Dog Pack

The Lack of Ignorance