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Battle Of The Bands

Briget Pearson and the Heavy Balls

The Ridiculous Screwdrivers

Oyster On The Half-shell

Crystal Burt and the Papery Backs

The Sticks

The Flushes

Dillon Wibbles and the Discotheque

The Thyroid glands

Bonnie Salinger and the Sexy Mountain goats

Hallelujah

The Woofs

Buck Wykes and Tomato sauce

Aiding and abetting

Samuel Ullman and the Dusty Band-aids

Draco Spence and Gravitation

Gail Usher and the Hard Fingernail clippers

Homie

The Sensible Chameleons

Lindsay Dion and Wine vinegar

The Thinking Squints

Mush-for-brains Charlie

The paper clip

Katherine Werner and Spring

The Woven Lamb Board

The Nurturing of Intelligence