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Battle Of The Bands

Tara Friezbergen and the Magnificent Ingots Of Plutonium

The Grubby Corsages

Catfish Stew

So-Yeng Roeber and the Expensive Eyelashes

The Comic Books

The Chortles

Lear Popper and the Rock Concert

The Lips

Gavin Garston and the Dapper Pigeons

Yo Ho Ho

The Cheers

Noel Bronner and Grated Romano cheese

Child abuse

Walter McCray and the Important Dog Collars

Alton Titus and Radioactivity

Irma Jankowski and the Filthy Boxes of candy

Mon bébé

The Insane Lambs

Sophie Van Hollen and Mushrooms

The Adding Dope slaps

Ruffian Bub

The mobile phone

Brenda Frank and Leaf

The Bizarre Toad Platoon

The End of Understanding