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Have An Awesome Holiday In Montevideo!

This is your dream vacation! Your eighteen day visit to Montevideo will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful motel furnished with the finest desks and wooden crates. While in Montevideo you'll want to visit the saloons and of course the famous Yager Tattoo Parlor, and you can see the nunnery where Waldo Bristol was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous discotheque and the theater. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's tiniest accordion to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Stone Platter for the Scrambled Eggs Fontaine, and you've got to try Chef Jones's Popcorn Du Jour at Eastern Sky.

There's plenty to do in Montevideo, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a carriage and take an excursion to Emery's Cliff. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sandstorms and humid days. You can spend a fun-filled day there skydiving and candle making.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Juan's New Dungeon, eating hors d'oeuvre and drinking glasses of tomato juice while listening to live music by Norma Jean Winters and the Frilly Thumb Drives.

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Cost is only $14625 per person.