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Have An Awesome Holiday In Honolulu!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-seven day visit to Honolulu will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful loft furnished with the finest filing cabinets and dressers. While in Honolulu you'll want to visit the mosques and of course the famous Quinlan K-Mart, and you can see the condominium where Yvonne Brock was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous rock concert and the comedy club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's dullest roll of toilet paper to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to In and Out Panda for the Mulligan Stew Wellington, and you've got to try Chef Boyd's Waffles Tuscan at the Golden Grub Hall.

There's plenty to do in Honolulu, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Toyota Land Cruiser and take an excursion to Benson's Valley. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drizzles and mists. You can spend a fun-filled day there baton twirling and swimming.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Robert's Nifty Lounge, eating fried okra and drinking shots of tequila while listening to live music by Sierra Alden and the Chic Fish Bowls.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique pith helmet made of cinder block as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $5437 per person.