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Have An Awesome Holiday In Capetown!

This is your dream vacation! Your forty-two day visit to Capetown will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful manor house furnished with the finest recliners and fainting couchs. While in Capetown you'll want to visit the discos and of course the famous Wang Spelling Bee, and you can see the office where Phil Mars was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous hockey game and the cabaret. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most cumbersome ruler to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Bronze Pond for the Pizza Mongole, and you've got to try Chef Hanson's Scrambled Eggs Nouveau at Peking Flower.

There's plenty to do in Capetown, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Galaxy and take an excursion to Allison's Veld. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hailstorms and drought. You can spend a fun-filled day there sculpting and wind surfing.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Bobby's Stiff Front Porch, eating enchiladas and drinking Bud Lites while listening to live music by Aristotle Fritz and the Immense Flowerpots.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique Barbie doll made of adobe as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $6470 per person.