Podunk Hollow Crime Report

A Podunk Hollow man is in prison today after he got high on applesauce, barricaded himself in the outhouse and stabbed a hockey puck through a doghouse door, Nevada State Police said.

Rock Marlowe, no age given, of Podunk Hollow Township, took the illegal applesauce, hallucinated and believed kangaroos were attacking and arguing with him, police at the Podunk Hollow barracks said.

A little before midnight Marlowe ran to a neighbor's house in the 2400 block of David Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Marlowe forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the outhouse, destroying the room and stabbing the hockey puck through a doghouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Marlowe was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a street sweeper, police said. Police found applesauce in both of Marlowe's pockets.

Marlowe is charged with aggravated assault, a felony, as well as pandering, being a blithering idiot, being a blithering idiot, and nineteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Marlowe was sent to Podunk Hollow Prison in lieu of bail.