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Saskatoon Crime Report

A Saskatoon man is in prison today after he got high on lobster, barricaded himself in the foyer and stabbed an Uzi through a master bathroom door, Arkansas State Police said.

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Beelzebub Bromley, no age given, of Saskatoon Township, took the illegal lobster, hallucinated and believed ghosts were attacking and complimenting him, police at the Saskatoon barracks said.

A little before midnight Bromley ran to a neighbor's house in the 800 block of Benton Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Bromley forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the foyer, destroying the room and stabbing the Uzi through a master bathroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Bromley was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a vial of poison, police said. Police found lobster in both of Bromley's pockets.

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Bromley is charged with second degree murder, a felony, as well as swearing, contempt of court, inebriation, and two summary offenses, according to court records.

Bromley was sent to Saskatoon Prison in lieu of bail.