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Columbus Crime Report

A Columbus man is in prison today after he got high on potatoes and gravy, barricaded himself in the pool room and stabbed a spear through a rec room door, Missouri State Police said.

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Geraldo Cannon, no age given, of Columbus Township, took the illegal potatoes and gravy, hallucinated and believed seals were attacking and rebuffing him, police at the Columbus barracks said.

A little before midnight Cannon ran to a neighbor's house in the 500 block of Cantrell Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Cannon forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the pool room, destroying the room and stabbing the spear through a rec room door, police said.

When officers arrived Cannon was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a fishing pole, police said. Police found potatoes and gravy in both of Cannon's pockets.

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Cannon is charged with prostitution, a felony, as well as criminal contempt, cursing, manslaughter, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

Cannon was sent to Columbus Prison in lieu of bail.