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Oslo Crime Report

An Oslo man is in prison today after he got high on roast turkey, barricaded himself in the library and stabbed a piercing stare through a boudoir door, North Dakota State Police said.

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Jess David, no age given, of Oslo Township, took the illegal roast turkey, hallucinated and believed wombats were attacking and overlooking him, police at the Oslo barracks said.

A little before midnight David ran to a neighbor's house in the 1100 block of Porterfield Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

David forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the library, destroying the room and stabbing the piercing stare through a boudoir door, police said.

When officers arrived David was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a crossbow, police said. Police found roast turkey in both of David's pockets.

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David is charged with homicide, a felony, as well as conduct unbecoming, forcible entry, pandering, and twenty summary offenses, according to court records.

David was sent to Oslo Prison in lieu of bail.