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Akron Crime Report

An Akron man is in prison today after he got high on lobster, barricaded himself in the study and stabbed a hand sanitizer through an atrium door, Missouri State Police said.

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Newton McGee, no age given, of Akron Township, took the illegal lobster, hallucinated and believed pheasants were attacking and judging him, police at the Akron barracks said.

A little before midnight McGee ran to a neighbor's house in the 1300 block of Tuttle Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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McGee forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the study, destroying the room and stabbing the hand sanitizer through an atrium door, police said.

When officers arrived McGee was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an accordion, police said. Police found lobster in both of McGee's pockets.

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McGee is charged with involuntary manslaughter, a felony, as well as child abandonment, open container violation, slander, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

McGee was sent to Akron Prison in lieu of bail.