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Baku Crime Report

A Baku man is in prison today after he got high on chicken pot pie, barricaded himself in the outhouse and stabbed a broadsword through a master bedroom door, Kentucky State Police said.

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Oliver Hopper, no age given, of Baku Township, took the illegal chicken pot pie, hallucinated and believed giraffes were attacking and fighting with him, police at the Baku barracks said.

A little before midnight Hopper ran to a neighbor's house in the 1900 block of Case Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Hopper forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the outhouse, destroying the room and stabbing the broadsword through a master bedroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Hopper was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a set of nunchucks, police said. Police found chicken pot pie in both of Hopper's pockets.

Hopper is charged with burglary, a felony, as well as arson, resisting arrest, theft, and twenty summary offenses, according to court records.

Hopper was sent to Baku Prison in lieu of bail.