Shanghai Crime Report

A Shanghai man is in prison today after he got high on macaroni and cheese, barricaded himself in the dungeon and stabbed a slingshot through a living room door, Florida State Police said.

Kim Milano, no age given, of Shanghai Township, took the illegal macaroni and cheese, hallucinated and believed monsters were attacking and tattling on him, police at the Shanghai barracks said.

A little before midnight Milano ran to a neighbor's house in the 100 block of Harris Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Milano forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dungeon, destroying the room and stabbing the slingshot through a living room door, police said.

When officers arrived Milano was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a Geiger counter, police said. Police found macaroni and cheese in both of Milano's pockets.

Milano is charged with solicitation, a felony, as well as conduct unbecoming, robbery, hanky-panky, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Milano was sent to Shanghai Prison in lieu of bail.