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Worcester Crime Report

A Worcester man is in prison today after he got high on steak, barricaded himself in the den and stabbed a tennis racket through a master bathroom door, New York State Police said.

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Billy Bob Norton, no age given, of Worcester Township, took the illegal steak, hallucinated and believed orangutans were attacking and pecking at him, police at the Worcester barracks said.

A little before midnight Norton ran to a neighbor's house in the 1200 block of Provenzano Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Norton forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the den, destroying the room and stabbing the tennis racket through a master bathroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Norton was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bayonette, police said. Police found steak in both of Norton's pockets.

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Norton is charged with slander, a felony, as well as fashion faux-pas, assault on a public servant, extortion, and nine summary offenses, according to court records.

Norton was sent to Worcester Prison in lieu of bail.