Porto Alegre Crime Report

A Porto Alegre man is in prison today after he got high on macaroni, barricaded himself in the corridor and stabbed a poison dart through a basement door, New York State Police said.

Nestor Hensley, no age given, of Porto Alegre Township, took the illegal macaroni, hallucinated and believed Siamese cats were attacking and laughing at him, police at the Porto Alegre barracks said.

A little before midnight Hensley ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Shoemaker Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Hensley forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the corridor, destroying the room and stabbing the poison dart through a basement door, police said.

When officers arrived Hensley was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a sword, police said. Police found macaroni in both of Hensley's pockets.

Hensley is charged with cursing, a felony, as well as hanky-panky, drug manufacturing, shoplifting, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Hensley was sent to Porto Alegre Prison in lieu of bail.