Hannover Crime Report

A Hannover man is in prison today after he got high on smoked salmon, barricaded himself in the patio and stabbed a pillow through a game room door, Missouri State Police said.

Morton Garston, no age given, of Hannover Township, took the illegal smoked salmon, hallucinated and believed macaques were attacking and irritating him, police at the Hannover barracks said.

A little before midnight Garston ran to a neighbor's house in the 2200 block of Loring Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Garston forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the patio, destroying the room and stabbing the pillow through a game room door, police said.

When officers arrived Garston was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a disarming smile, police said. Police found smoked salmon in both of Garston's pockets.

Garston is charged with fashion faux-pas, a felony, as well as child abuse, being a blithering idiot, conspiracy, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Garston was sent to Hannover Prison in lieu of bail.