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Elk Grove Crime Report

An Elk Grove man is in prison today after he got high on tuna casserole, barricaded himself in the patio and stabbed a bomb through a master bathroom door, Wisconsin State Police said.

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Gino Cannon, no age given, of Elk Grove Township, took the illegal tuna casserole, hallucinated and believed porcupines were attacking and enlightening him, police at the Elk Grove barracks said.

A little before midnight Cannon ran to a neighbor's house in the 1700 block of Whitefoot Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Cannon forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the patio, destroying the room and stabbing the bomb through a master bathroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Cannon was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a vial of poison, police said. Police found tuna casserole in both of Cannon's pockets.

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Cannon is charged with fashion faux-pas, a felony, as well as running a bingo game, evidence tampering, extortion, and seventeen summary offenses, according to court records.

Cannon was sent to Elk Grove Prison in lieu of bail.