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Lake Placid Crime Report

A Lake Placid man is in prison today after he got high on ramen noodles, barricaded himself in the guest room and stabbed a catheter through a laundry room door, Nevada State Police said.

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Zack Klein, no age given, of Lake Placid Township, took the illegal ramen noodles, hallucinated and believed minks were attacking and tripping him, police at the Lake Placid barracks said.

A little before midnight Klein ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Kulpinski Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Klein forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the guest room, destroying the room and stabbing the catheter through a laundry room door, police said.

When officers arrived Klein was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an atomic weapon, police said. Police found ramen noodles in both of Klein's pockets.

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Klein is charged with child abuse, a felony, as well as counterfeiting, racketeering, public intoxication, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

Klein was sent to Lake Placid Prison in lieu of bail.