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Madrid Crime Report

A Madrid man is in prison today after he got high on bonbons, barricaded himself in the billiard room and stabbed a hammer through a nursery door, Iowa State Police said.

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Joel Wyse, no age given, of Madrid Township, took the illegal bonbons, hallucinated and believed lice were attacking and sitting on him, police at the Madrid barracks said.

A little before midnight Wyse ran to a neighbor's house in the 1000 block of Van Veen Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Wyse forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the billiard room, destroying the room and stabbing the hammer through a nursery door, police said.

When officers arrived Wyse was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a Nerf bat, police said. Police found bonbons in both of Wyse's pockets.

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Wyse is charged with prescription fraud, a felony, as well as solicitation, false reporting, insubordination, and twenty summary offenses, according to court records.

Wyse was sent to Madrid Prison in lieu of bail.