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Garland Crime Report

A Garland man is in prison today after he got high on crab rangoon, barricaded himself in the workshop and stabbed a smoke bomb through a pool room door, Iowa State Police said.

cocker spaniel

Cecil Lange, no age given, of Garland Township, took the illegal crab rangoon, hallucinated and believed cocker spaniels were attacking and sitting on him, police at the Garland barracks said.

A little before midnight Lange ran to a neighbor's house in the 1700 block of Kelly Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

smoke bomb

Lange forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the workshop, destroying the room and stabbing the smoke bomb through a pool room door, police said.

When officers arrived Lange was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a stash of bribe money, police said. Police found crab rangoon in both of Lange's pockets.

stash of bribe money

Lange is charged with pyramid schemes, a felony, as well as insubordination, prostitution, telemarketing fraud, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Lange was sent to Garland Prison in lieu of bail.