Managua Crime Report

A Managua man is in prison today after he got high on mushroom quiche, barricaded himself in the master bathroom and stabbed a pair of brass knuckles through an attic door, Arizona State Police said.

Logan Smirnov, no age given, of Managua Township, took the illegal mushroom quiche, hallucinated and believed gila monsters were attacking and double-crossing him, police at the Managua barracks said.

A little before midnight Smirnov ran to a neighbor's house in the 1500 block of Thurston Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Smirnov forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the master bathroom, destroying the room and stabbing the pair of brass knuckles through an attic door, police said.

When officers arrived Smirnov was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a disinfectant, police said. Police found mushroom quiche in both of Smirnov's pockets.

Smirnov is charged with libel, a felony, as well as amphetamine distribution, kidnapping, lewd conduct, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Smirnov was sent to Managua Prison in lieu of bail.