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Colorado Springs Crime Report

A Colorado Springs man is in prison today after he got high on candy, barricaded himself in the master bedroom and stabbed an assault rifle through a front porch door, Louisiana State Police said.

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Joseph Hyde, no age given, of Colorado Springs Township, took the illegal candy, hallucinated and believed meerkats were attacking and sneering at him, police at the Colorado Springs barracks said.

A little before midnight Hyde ran to a neighbor's house in the 500 block of Castro Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Hyde forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the master bedroom, destroying the room and stabbing the assault rifle through a front porch door, police said.

When officers arrived Hyde was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a crossbow, police said. Police found candy in both of Hyde's pockets.

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Hyde is charged with telemarketing fraud, a felony, as well as pyramid schemes, prostitution, counterfeiting, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Hyde was sent to Colorado Springs Prison in lieu of bail.