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Irvine Crime Report

An Irvine man is in prison today after he got high on tuna casserole, barricaded himself in the basement and stabbed a pair of scissors through a nursery door, Montana State Police said.

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Johnny Reynolds, no age given, of Irvine Township, took the illegal tuna casserole, hallucinated and believed German Shepherds were attacking and believing in him, police at the Irvine barracks said.

A little before midnight Reynolds ran to a neighbor's house in the 1300 block of Gates Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Reynolds forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the basement, destroying the room and stabbing the pair of scissors through a nursery door, police said.

When officers arrived Reynolds was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a pom-pom, police said. Police found tuna casserole in both of Reynolds's pockets.

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Reynolds is charged with incitement, a felony, as well as pyramid schemes, child abuse, minor in possession, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Reynolds was sent to Irvine Prison in lieu of bail.