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Salinas Crime Report

A Salinas man is in prison today after he got high on French fries, barricaded himself in the solarium and stabbed a revolver through a master bedroom door, Wyoming State Police said.

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Elmer Wozniak, no age given, of Salinas Township, took the illegal French fries, hallucinated and believed badgers were attacking and lying to him, police at the Salinas barracks said.

A little before midnight Wozniak ran to a neighbor's house in the 400 block of Roberts Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Wozniak forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the solarium, destroying the room and stabbing the revolver through a master bedroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Wozniak was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a lead pipe, police said. Police found French fries in both of Wozniak's pockets.

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Wozniak is charged with being ugly in public, a felony, as well as theft, spitting, DWAI, and two summary offenses, according to court records.

Wozniak was sent to Salinas Prison in lieu of bail.