Aurora Crime Report

An Aurora man is in prison today after he got high on ramen noodles, barricaded himself in the garage and stabbed a bullwhip through a boiler room door, Virginia State Police said.

Gilmo Perry, no age given, of Aurora Township, took the illegal ramen noodles, hallucinated and believed lynxes were attacking and forgetting him, police at the Aurora barracks said.

A little before midnight Perry ran to a neighbor's house in the 400 block of Funk Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Perry forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the garage, destroying the room and stabbing the bullwhip through a boiler room door, police said.

When officers arrived Perry was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a smoke bomb, police said. Police found ramen noodles in both of Perry's pockets.

Perry is charged with being a blithering idiot, a felony, as well as probation violation, espionage, swearing, and two summary offenses, according to court records.

Perry was sent to Aurora Prison in lieu of bail.