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Acapulco Crime Report

An Acapulco man is in prison today after he got high on pizza, barricaded himself in the patio and stabbed a spit wad through a solarium door, Colorado State Police said.

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Brent Sheridan, no age given, of Acapulco Township, took the illegal pizza, hallucinated and believed pigeons were attacking and texting him, police at the Acapulco barracks said.

A little before midnight Sheridan ran to a neighbor's house in the 300 block of Yager Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Sheridan forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the patio, destroying the room and stabbing the spit wad through a solarium door, police said.

When officers arrived Sheridan was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a cannon, police said. Police found pizza in both of Sheridan's pockets.

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Sheridan is charged with minor in possession, a felony, as well as desertion, bribery, securities fraud, and six summary offenses, according to court records.

Sheridan was sent to Acapulco Prison in lieu of bail.