Tucson Crime Report

A Tucson man is in prison today after he got high on tofu, barricaded himself in the front porch and stabbed a bullwhip through a kitchen door, Pennsylvania State Police said.

Grover Simons, no age given, of Tucson Township, took the illegal tofu, hallucinated and believed poodles were attacking and irritating him, police at the Tucson barracks said.

A little before midnight Simons ran to a neighbor's house in the 1900 block of Ott Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Simons forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the front porch, destroying the room and stabbing the bullwhip through a kitchen door, police said.

When officers arrived Simons was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a baseball bat, police said. Police found tofu in both of Simons's pockets.

Simons is charged with minor in possession, a felony, as well as manslaughter, espionage, robbery, and nine summary offenses, according to court records.

Simons was sent to Tucson Prison in lieu of bail.