Rewrite this story

Carlsbad Crime Report

A Carlsbad man is in prison today after he got high on macaroni and cheese, barricaded himself in the cage and stabbed a silver bullet through a family room door, Pennsylvania State Police said.

giraffe

Gino Mars, no age given, of Carlsbad Township, took the illegal macaroni and cheese, hallucinated and believed giraffes were attacking and chasing him, police at the Carlsbad barracks said.

A little before midnight Mars ran to a neighbor's house in the 1000 block of Peña Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

silver bullet

Mars forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the cage, destroying the room and stabbing the silver bullet through a family room door, police said.

When officers arrived Mars was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a Geiger counter, police said. Police found macaroni and cheese in both of Mars's pockets.

Geiger counter

Mars is charged with criminal contempt, a felony, as well as forgery, shoplifting, involuntary manslaughter, and nineteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Mars was sent to Carlsbad Prison in lieu of bail.