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Warren Crime Report

A Warren man is in prison today after he got high on fried eggs, barricaded himself in the doghouse and stabbed a lead pipe through a pantry door, Wyoming State Police said.

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Marcus Eastwood, no age given, of Warren Township, took the illegal fried eggs, hallucinated and believed basset hounds were attacking and disparaging him, police at the Warren barracks said.

A little before midnight Eastwood ran to a neighbor's house in the 2500 block of Nix Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Eastwood forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the doghouse, destroying the room and stabbing the lead pipe through a pantry door, police said.

When officers arrived Eastwood was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a shoulder fired rocket, police said. Police found fried eggs in both of Eastwood's pockets.

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Eastwood is charged with spitting, a felony, as well as indecent exposure, child endangerment, smoking, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Eastwood was sent to Warren Prison in lieu of bail.