Madison Crime Report

A Madison man is in prison today after he got high on lobster bisque, barricaded himself in the lounge and stabbed a Nerf bat through a nursery door, Colorado State Police said.

Allan Brontsky, no age given, of Madison Township, took the illegal lobster bisque, hallucinated and believed bats were attacking and caressing him, police at the Madison barracks said.

A little before midnight Brontsky ran to a neighbor's house in the 2400 block of Popp Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Brontsky forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the lounge, destroying the room and stabbing the Nerf bat through a nursery door, police said.

When officers arrived Brontsky was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a hatchet, police said. Police found lobster bisque in both of Brontsky's pockets.

Brontsky is charged with insubordination, a felony, as well as racketeering, cheating, solicitation, and eight summary offenses, according to court records.

Brontsky was sent to Madison Prison in lieu of bail.