Kansas City Crime Report

A Kansas City man is in prison today after he got high on ravioli, barricaded himself in the solarium and stabbed an assault rifle through a library door, North Carolina State Police said.

Papa Noonan, no age given, of Kansas City Township, took the illegal ravioli, hallucinated and believed ladybugs were attacking and stinging him, police at the Kansas City barracks said.

A little before midnight Noonan ran to a neighbor's house in the 600 block of Brooks Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Noonan forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the solarium, destroying the room and stabbing the assault rifle through a library door, police said.

When officers arrived Noonan was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a hockey puck, police said. Police found ravioli in both of Noonan's pockets.

Noonan is charged with desertion, a felony, as well as probation violation, child endangerment, conspiracy, and sixteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Noonan was sent to Kansas City Prison in lieu of bail.