Albuquerque Crime Report

An Albuquerque man is in prison today after he got high on mushroom quiche, barricaded himself in the workshop and stabbed a Nerf bat through a front porch door, South Carolina State Police said.

Mark Bluestein, no age given, of Albuquerque Township, took the illegal mushroom quiche, hallucinated and believed cows were attacking and training him, police at the Albuquerque barracks said.

A little before midnight Bluestein ran to a neighbor's house in the 2100 block of Marlowe Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Bluestein forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the workshop, destroying the room and stabbing the Nerf bat through a front porch door, police said.

When officers arrived Bluestein was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a stink bomb, police said. Police found mushroom quiche in both of Bluestein's pockets.

Bluestein is charged with cheating, a felony, as well as child endangerment, wire fraud, second degree murder, and nineteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Bluestein was sent to Albuquerque Prison in lieu of bail.