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Bonn Crime Report

A Bonn man is in prison today after he got high on chicken gumbo, barricaded himself in the library and stabbed an angry glare through a linen closet door, Colorado State Police said.

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Gino Smirnov, no age given, of Bonn Township, took the illegal chicken gumbo, hallucinated and believed pumas were attacking and laughing at him, police at the Bonn barracks said.

A little before midnight Smirnov ran to a neighbor's house in the 400 block of Grover Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Smirnov forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the library, destroying the room and stabbing the angry glare through a linen closet door, police said.

When officers arrived Smirnov was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a pair of scissors, police said. Police found chicken gumbo in both of Smirnov's pockets.

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Smirnov is charged with assault on a public servant, a felony, as well as computer crime, child abandonment, mayhem, and eight summary offenses, according to court records.

Smirnov was sent to Bonn Prison in lieu of bail.