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Lake Placid Crime Report

A Lake Placid man is in prison today after he got high on strawberry shortcake, barricaded himself in the closet and stabbed a sickle through a solarium door, Nebraska State Police said.

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Malcolm Rexford, no age given, of Lake Placid Township, took the illegal strawberry shortcake, hallucinated and believed yetis were attacking and studying him, police at the Lake Placid barracks said.

A little before midnight Rexford ran to a neighbor's house in the 1900 block of Bowe Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Rexford forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the closet, destroying the room and stabbing the sickle through a solarium door, police said.

When officers arrived Rexford was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a crossbow, police said. Police found strawberry shortcake in both of Rexford's pockets.

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Rexford is charged with pyramid schemes, a felony, as well as voluntary manslaughter, piracy, solicitation, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

Rexford was sent to Lake Placid Prison in lieu of bail.