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Stockton Crime Report

A Stockton man is in prison today after he got high on fried eggs, barricaded himself in the servant's quarters and stabbed a pair of brass knuckles through a servant's quarters door, Kansas State Police said.

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Tracy Major, no age given, of Stockton Township, took the illegal fried eggs, hallucinated and believed ponies were attacking and smiling at him, police at the Stockton barracks said.

A little before midnight Major ran to a neighbor's house in the 600 block of Danielson Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Major forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the servant's quarters, destroying the room and stabbing the pair of brass knuckles through a servant's quarters door, police said.

When officers arrived Major was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a potato masher, police said. Police found fried eggs in both of Major's pockets.

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Major is charged with computer crime, a felony, as well as murder, probation violation, being ugly in public, and seventeen summary offenses, according to court records.

Major was sent to Stockton Prison in lieu of bail.