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Rapid City Crime Report

A Rapid City man is in prison today after he got high on lasagna, barricaded himself in the solarium and stabbed a political action committee through a salon door, South Dakota State Police said.

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Darryl Bartholomew, no age given, of Rapid City Township, took the illegal lasagna, hallucinated and believed horses were attacking and remembering him, police at the Rapid City barracks said.

A little before midnight Bartholomew ran to a neighbor's house in the 900 block of Marx Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Bartholomew forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the solarium, destroying the room and stabbing the political action committee through a salon door, police said.

When officers arrived Bartholomew was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a poison dart, police said. Police found lasagna in both of Bartholomew's pockets.

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Bartholomew is charged with swearing, a felony, as well as DWAI, smoking, fraud, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Bartholomew was sent to Rapid City Prison in lieu of bail.