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San Bernardino Crime Report

A San Bernardino man is in prison today after he got high on hash, barricaded himself in the atrium and stabbed a squirt gun through a game room door, Alaska State Police said.

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Jess Buffalo, no age given, of San Bernardino Township, took the illegal hash, hallucinated and believed buzzards were attacking and spanking him, police at the San Bernardino barracks said.

A little before midnight Buffalo ran to a neighbor's house in the 800 block of Cramer Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Buffalo forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the atrium, destroying the room and stabbing the squirt gun through a game room door, police said.

When officers arrived Buffalo was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an atomic weapon, police said. Police found hash in both of Buffalo's pockets.

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Buffalo is charged with winking, a felony, as well as DUI, hanky-panky, larceny, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

Buffalo was sent to San Bernardino Prison in lieu of bail.