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Tucson Crime Report

A Tucson man is in prison today after he got high on Hamburger Helper, barricaded himself in the parlor and stabbed a syringe through a doghouse door, Hawaii State Police said.

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Roscoe Coons, no age given, of Tucson Township, took the illegal Hamburger Helper, hallucinated and believed goblins were attacking and dreaming about him, police at the Tucson barracks said.

A little before midnight Coons ran to a neighbor's house in the 900 block of Pham Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Coons forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the parlor, destroying the room and stabbing the syringe through a doghouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Coons was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a musket, police said. Police found Hamburger Helper in both of Coons's pockets.

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Coons is charged with minor in possession, a felony, as well as vandalism, manslaughter, assault and battery, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Coons was sent to Tucson Prison in lieu of bail.