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Capetown Crime Report

A Capetown man is in prison today after he got high on dry toast, barricaded himself in the cage and stabbed a can of shaving cream through a patio door, Mississippi State Police said.

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Gino Small, no age given, of Capetown Township, took the illegal dry toast, hallucinated and believed monkeys were attacking and pushing him, police at the Capetown barracks said.

A little before midnight Small ran to a neighbor's house in the 1400 block of Blanco Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

can of shaving cream

Small forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the cage, destroying the room and stabbing the can of shaving cream through a patio door, police said.

When officers arrived Small was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a wet washrag, police said. Police found dry toast in both of Small's pockets.

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Small is charged with eavesdropping, a felony, as well as harassment, running a bingo game, shoplifting, and seventeen summary offenses, according to court records.

Small was sent to Capetown Prison in lieu of bail.