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Peking Crime Report

A Peking man is in prison today after he got high on pancakes, barricaded himself in the kitchen and stabbed a machete through a pantry door, Iowa State Police said.

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Yancey Krivosha, no age given, of Peking Township, took the illegal pancakes, hallucinated and believed otters were attacking and delighting him, police at the Peking barracks said.

A little before midnight Krivosha ran to a neighbor's house in the 600 block of Chavez Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Krivosha forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the kitchen, destroying the room and stabbing the machete through a pantry door, police said.

When officers arrived Krivosha was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a baton, police said. Police found pancakes in both of Krivosha's pockets.

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Krivosha is charged with minor in possession, a felony, as well as spitting, desertion, open container violation, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Krivosha was sent to Peking Prison in lieu of bail.