Hollywood Crime Report

A Hollywood man is in prison today after he got high on prime rib, barricaded himself in the front porch and stabbed a disarming smile through a garage door, New Jersey State Police said.

Bob Eastwood, no age given, of Hollywood Township, took the illegal prime rib, hallucinated and believed partridges were attacking and reeducating him, police at the Hollywood barracks said.

A little before midnight Eastwood ran to a neighbor's house in the 100 block of Bruno Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Eastwood forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the front porch, destroying the room and stabbing the disarming smile through a garage door, police said.

When officers arrived Eastwood was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a street sweeper, police said. Police found prime rib in both of Eastwood's pockets.

Eastwood is charged with malicious mischief, a felony, as well as DUI, assault on a public servant, smoking, and nine summary offenses, according to court records.

Eastwood was sent to Hollywood Prison in lieu of bail.