Laramie Crime Report

A Laramie man is in prison today after he got high on crab rangoon, barricaded himself in the linen closet and stabbed a crossbow through an auditorium door, California State Police said.

Doc Hanson, no age given, of Laramie Township, took the illegal crab rangoon, hallucinated and believed moles were attacking and amusing him, police at the Laramie barracks said.

A little before midnight Hanson ran to a neighbor's house in the 200 block of Cramer Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Hanson forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the linen closet, destroying the room and stabbing the crossbow through an auditorium door, police said.

When officers arrived Hanson was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a magic spell, police said. Police found crab rangoon in both of Hanson's pockets.

Hanson is charged with fabrication of evidence, a felony, as well as smoking, DWAI, burglary, and seven summary offenses, according to court records.

Hanson was sent to Laramie Prison in lieu of bail.