San Salvador Crime Report

A San Salvador man is in prison today after he got high on apple pie, barricaded himself in the porch and stabbed a quick retort through a bathroom door, Oregon State Police said.

Kirby Pimsleur, no age given, of San Salvador Township, took the illegal apple pie, hallucinated and believed rattlesnakes were attacking and satisfying him, police at the San Salvador barracks said.

A little before midnight Pimsleur ran to a neighbor's house in the 700 block of Dingwell Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Pimsleur forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the porch, destroying the room and stabbing the quick retort through a bathroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Pimsleur was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bottle of Tabasco Sauce, police said. Police found apple pie in both of Pimsleur's pockets.

Pimsleur is charged with dereliction of duty, a felony, as well as computer crime, libel, voluntary manslaughter, and twenty summary offenses, according to court records.

Pimsleur was sent to San Salvador Prison in lieu of bail.