Scottsdale Crime Report

A Scottsdale man is in prison today after he got high on apple pie, barricaded himself in the auditorium and stabbed a branding iron through a billiard room door, Indiana State Police said.

Bones Buckley, no age given, of Scottsdale Township, took the illegal apple pie, hallucinated and believed wombats were attacking and outwitting him, police at the Scottsdale barracks said.

A little before midnight Buckley ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Stetson Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Buckley forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the auditorium, destroying the room and stabbing the branding iron through a billiard room door, police said.

When officers arrived Buckley was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a blow pipe, police said. Police found apple pie in both of Buckley's pockets.

Buckley is charged with being a blithering idiot, a felony, as well as cheating, eavesdropping, DUI, and seven summary offenses, according to court records.

Buckley was sent to Scottsdale Prison in lieu of bail.