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Boise Crime Report

A Boise man is in prison today after he got high on lime sherbet, barricaded himself in the nursery and stabbed a BB gun through a closet door, Puerto Rico State Police said.

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Pete Vargas, no age given, of Boise Township, took the illegal lime sherbet, hallucinated and believed hermit crabs were attacking and sanitizing him, police at the Boise barracks said.

A little before midnight Vargas ran to a neighbor's house in the 600 block of Hunter Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Vargas forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the nursery, destroying the room and stabbing the BB gun through a closet door, police said.

When officers arrived Vargas was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a broadsword, police said. Police found lime sherbet in both of Vargas's pockets.

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Vargas is charged with arson, a felony, as well as carjacking, being a blithering idiot, voluntary manslaughter, and sixteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Vargas was sent to Boise Prison in lieu of bail.