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Hialeah Crime Report

A Hialeah man is in prison today after he got high on blueberry pie, barricaded himself in the linen closet and stabbed a Bowie knife through a pool room door, Minnesota State Police said.

Dalmatian

Alf Kramer, no age given, of Hialeah Township, took the illegal blueberry pie, hallucinated and believed Dalmatians were attacking and stepping on him, police at the Hialeah barracks said.

A little before midnight Kramer ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Banks Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Bowie knife

Kramer forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the linen closet, destroying the room and stabbing the Bowie knife through a pool room door, police said.

When officers arrived Kramer was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a can of Raid, police said. Police found blueberry pie in both of Kramer's pockets.

Kramer is charged with prostitution, a felony, as well as DWAI, harboring a fugitive, pyramid schemes, and fifteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Kramer was sent to Hialeah Prison in lieu of bail.