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Irving Crime Report

An Irving man is in prison today after he got high on hamburgers, barricaded himself in the master bedroom and stabbed a wooden stake through a salon door, Alaska State Police said.

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Lonnie Mallory, no age given, of Irving Township, took the illegal hamburgers, hallucinated and believed iguanas were attacking and reeducating him, police at the Irving barracks said.

A little before midnight Mallory ran to a neighbor's house in the 1100 block of Normal Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Mallory forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the master bedroom, destroying the room and stabbing the wooden stake through a salon door, police said.

When officers arrived Mallory was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a dirt clod, police said. Police found hamburgers in both of Mallory's pockets.

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Mallory is charged with sedition, a felony, as well as criminal contempt, piracy, solicitation, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Mallory was sent to Irving Prison in lieu of bail.