Elk Grove Crime Report

An Elk Grove man is in prison today after he got high on wienerschnitzel, barricaded himself in the parlor and stabbed a bottle of Tabasco Sauce through a closet door, California State Police said.

Guy Wibbles, no age given, of Elk Grove Township, took the illegal wienerschnitzel, hallucinated and believed nightingales were attacking and caressing him, police at the Elk Grove barracks said.

A little before midnight Wibbles ran to a neighbor's house in the 1900 block of Collins Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Wibbles forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the parlor, destroying the room and stabbing the bottle of Tabasco Sauce through a closet door, police said.

When officers arrived Wibbles was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bow and arrows, police said. Police found wienerschnitzel in both of Wibbles's pockets.

Wibbles is charged with first degree murder, a felony, as well as child abandonment, dereliction of duty, grave robbery, and six summary offenses, according to court records.

Wibbles was sent to Elk Grove Prison in lieu of bail.