Bucharest Crime Report

A Bucharest man is in prison today after he got high on Froot Loops, barricaded himself in the corridor and stabbed a defibrillator through an auditorium door, New Hampshire State Police said.

Kim Smiley, no age given, of Bucharest Township, took the illegal Froot Loops, hallucinated and believed gnus were attacking and massaging him, police at the Bucharest barracks said.

A little before midnight Smiley ran to a neighbor's house in the 1900 block of Keene Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Smiley forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the corridor, destroying the room and stabbing the defibrillator through an auditorium door, police said.

When officers arrived Smiley was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a brick, police said. Police found Froot Loops in both of Smiley's pockets.

Smiley is charged with counterfeiting, a felony, as well as fraud, tax evasion, first degree murder, and twenty summary offenses, according to court records.

Smiley was sent to Bucharest Prison in lieu of bail.