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Hollywood Crime Report

A Hollywood man is in prison today after he got high on borscht, barricaded himself in the solarium and stabbed a wooden stake through a parlor door, Ohio State Police said.

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Marvin Hartford, no age given, of Hollywood Township, took the illegal borscht, hallucinated and believed jaguars were attacking and listening to him, police at the Hollywood barracks said.

A little before midnight Hartford ran to a neighbor's house in the 900 block of Kemp Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Hartford forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the solarium, destroying the room and stabbing the wooden stake through a parlor door, police said.

When officers arrived Hartford was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a harpoon, police said. Police found borscht in both of Hartford's pockets.

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Hartford is charged with DWAI, a felony, as well as running a bingo game, carjacking, racketeering, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Hartford was sent to Hollywood Prison in lieu of bail.