Huntington Beach Crime Report

A Huntington Beach man is in prison today after he got high on mushroom quiche, barricaded himself in the dungeon and stabbed a disinfectant through a guest room door, Kentucky State Police said.

Bum Ortmann, no age given, of Huntington Beach Township, took the illegal mushroom quiche, hallucinated and believed moles were attacking and quoting him, police at the Huntington Beach barracks said.

A little before midnight Ortmann ran to a neighbor's house in the 2500 block of Osterman Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Ortmann forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dungeon, destroying the room and stabbing the disinfectant through a guest room door, police said.

When officers arrived Ortmann was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a hockey puck, police said. Police found mushroom quiche in both of Ortmann's pockets.

Ortmann is charged with running a bingo game, a felony, as well as being a blithering idiot, winking, espionage, and thirteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Ortmann was sent to Huntington Beach Prison in lieu of bail.