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Jacksonville Crime Report

A Jacksonville man is in prison today after he got high on roast turkey, barricaded himself in the study and stabbed a bottle of Tabasco Sauce through a boiler room door, California State Police said.

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Raúl Kollmorgen, no age given, of Jacksonville Township, took the illegal roast turkey, hallucinated and believed mares were attacking and listening to him, police at the Jacksonville barracks said.

A little before midnight Kollmorgen ran to a neighbor's house in the 400 block of Yager Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Kollmorgen forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the study, destroying the room and stabbing the bottle of Tabasco Sauce through a boiler room door, police said.

When officers arrived Kollmorgen was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a rattlesnake, police said. Police found roast turkey in both of Kollmorgen's pockets.

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Kollmorgen is charged with burglary, a felony, as well as being a blithering idiot, money laundering, resisting arrest, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Kollmorgen was sent to Jacksonville Prison in lieu of bail.