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Laredo Crime Report

A Laredo man is in prison today after he got high on Cheerios, barricaded himself in the billiard room and stabbed a grenade launcher through a hall door, Delaware State Police said.

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Dick Frankowitz, no age given, of Laredo Township, took the illegal Cheerios, hallucinated and believed pandas were attacking and suspecting him, police at the Laredo barracks said.

A little before midnight Frankowitz ran to a neighbor's house in the 300 block of Cotton Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Frankowitz forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the billiard room, destroying the room and stabbing the grenade launcher through a hall door, police said.

When officers arrived Frankowitz was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bomb, police said. Police found Cheerios in both of Frankowitz's pockets.

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Frankowitz is charged with inebriation, a felony, as well as conspiracy, contempt of court, burglary, and fourteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Frankowitz was sent to Laredo Prison in lieu of bail.