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Louisville Crime Report

A Louisville man is in prison today after he got high on shrimp, barricaded himself in the bathroom and stabbed a banjo through an auditorium door, Texas State Police said.

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Rock Coons, no age given, of Louisville Township, took the illegal shrimp, hallucinated and believed geese were attacking and chatting with him, police at the Louisville barracks said.

A little before midnight Coons ran to a neighbor's house in the 1500 block of Escobar Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Coons forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the bathroom, destroying the room and stabbing the banjo through an auditorium door, police said.

When officers arrived Coons was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a hammer, police said. Police found shrimp in both of Coons's pockets.

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Coons is charged with child endangerment, a felony, as well as false reporting, public intoxication, criminal contempt, and fifteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Coons was sent to Louisville Prison in lieu of bail.