Nairobi Crime Report

A Nairobi man is in prison today after he got high on lasagna, barricaded himself in the laundry room and stabbed a stink bomb through a family room door, Iowa State Police said.

Cedric Dinklefloss, no age given, of Nairobi Township, took the illegal lasagna, hallucinated and believed goldfish were attacking and apologizing to him, police at the Nairobi barracks said.

A little before midnight Dinklefloss ran to a neighbor's house in the 1000 block of Brinkman Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Dinklefloss forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the laundry room, destroying the room and stabbing the stink bomb through a family room door, police said.

When officers arrived Dinklefloss was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a slingshot, police said. Police found lasagna in both of Dinklefloss's pockets.

Dinklefloss is charged with inebriation, a felony, as well as drug trafficking, inebriation, vandalism, and nine summary offenses, according to court records.

Dinklefloss was sent to Nairobi Prison in lieu of bail.