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Avonlea Crime Report

An Avonlea man is in prison today after he got high on hot dogs, barricaded himself in the dungeon and stabbed a rope through a dining room door, South Dakota State Police said.

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Archie Arp, no age given, of Avonlea Township, took the illegal hot dogs, hallucinated and believed koalas were attacking and splitting up with him, police at the Avonlea barracks said.

A little before midnight Arp ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Eklund Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Arp forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dungeon, destroying the room and stabbing the rope through a dining room door, police said.

When officers arrived Arp was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a sword, police said. Police found hot dogs in both of Arp's pockets.

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Arp is charged with conduct unbecoming, a felony, as well as abuse of authority, drug manufacturing, minor in possession, and seventeen summary offenses, according to court records.

Arp was sent to Avonlea Prison in lieu of bail.