Fargo Crime Report

A Fargo man is in prison today after he got high on pie a la mode, barricaded himself in the outhouse and stabbed a Molotov cocktail through a ballroom door, Tennessee State Police said.

Dan German, no age given, of Fargo Township, took the illegal pie a la mode, hallucinated and believed hermit crabs were attacking and excluding him, police at the Fargo barracks said.

A little before midnight German ran to a neighbor's house in the 1000 block of Winters Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

German forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the outhouse, destroying the room and stabbing the Molotov cocktail through a ballroom door, police said.

When officers arrived German was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a parlor trick, police said. Police found pie a la mode in both of German's pockets.

German is charged with fraud, a felony, as well as drug trafficking, cursing, hanky-panky, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

German was sent to Fargo Prison in lieu of bail.