Columbia Crime Report

A Columbia man is in prison today after he got high on fried eggs, barricaded himself in the dungeon and stabbed a pom-pom through a library door, Maine State Police said.

Fido Knotts, no age given, of Columbia Township, took the illegal fried eggs, hallucinated and believed jaguars were attacking and subduing him, police at the Columbia barracks said.

A little before midnight Knotts ran to a neighbor's house in the 800 block of Jordan Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Knotts forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dungeon, destroying the room and stabbing the pom-pom through a library door, police said.

When officers arrived Knotts was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a blank stare, police said. Police found fried eggs in both of Knotts's pockets.

Knotts is charged with DUI, a felony, as well as harboring a fugitive, insurance fraud, credit card fraud, and nine summary offenses, according to court records.

Knotts was sent to Columbia Prison in lieu of bail.