Honolulu Crime Report

A Honolulu man is in prison today after he got high on Cheerios, barricaded himself in the conservatory and stabbed a bucket of water through a salon door, New Hampshire State Police said.

Dave Winger, no age given, of Honolulu Township, took the illegal Cheerios, hallucinated and believed mosquitoes were attacking and trying to control him, police at the Honolulu barracks said.

A little before midnight Winger ran to a neighbor's house in the 200 block of Sanabria Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Winger forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the conservatory, destroying the room and stabbing the bucket of water through a salon door, police said.

When officers arrived Winger was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a battle axe, police said. Police found Cheerios in both of Winger's pockets.

Winger is charged with probation violation, a felony, as well as being a blithering idiot, drug trafficking, hanky-panky, and fourteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Winger was sent to Honolulu Prison in lieu of bail.