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El Paso Crime Report

An El Paso man is in prison today after he got high on wienerschnitzel, barricaded himself in the laundry room and stabbed a dirt clod through a laundry room door, Kansas State Police said.

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Nick Watson, no age given, of El Paso Township, took the illegal wienerschnitzel, hallucinated and believed deer were attacking and studying him, police at the El Paso barracks said.

A little before midnight Watson ran to a neighbor's house in the 700 block of Slater Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Watson forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the laundry room, destroying the room and stabbing the dirt clod through a laundry room door, police said.

When officers arrived Watson was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a silver bullet, police said. Police found wienerschnitzel in both of Watson's pockets.

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Watson is charged with dereliction of duty, a felony, as well as being ugly in public, abuse of authority, evading arrest, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Watson was sent to El Paso Prison in lieu of bail.