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Belgrade Crime Report

A Belgrade man is in prison today after he got high on duck a l'orange, barricaded himself in the library and stabbed an AK-47 through an atrium door, Maine State Police said.

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Running Bear Normal, no age given, of Belgrade Township, took the illegal duck a l'orange, hallucinated and believed unicorns were attacking and subduing him, police at the Belgrade barracks said.

A little before midnight Normal ran to a neighbor's house in the 2500 block of Gleason Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Normal forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the library, destroying the room and stabbing the AK-47 through an atrium door, police said.

When officers arrived Normal was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a revolver, police said. Police found duck a l'orange in both of Normal's pockets.

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Normal is charged with winking, a felony, as well as criminal contempt, trespass, money laundering, and ten summary offenses, according to court records.

Normal was sent to Belgrade Prison in lieu of bail.