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Milan Crime Report

A Milan man is in prison today after he got high on mushroom quiche, barricaded himself in the linen closet and stabbed an atomic weapon through a patio door, Hawaii State Police said.

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Clem Bushnell, no age given, of Milan Township, took the illegal mushroom quiche, hallucinated and believed walruses were attacking and reeducating him, police at the Milan barracks said.

A little before midnight Bushnell ran to a neighbor's house in the 800 block of Weeden Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Bushnell forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the linen closet, destroying the room and stabbing the atomic weapon through a patio door, police said.

When officers arrived Bushnell was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a carbine, police said. Police found mushroom quiche in both of Bushnell's pockets.

Bushnell is charged with extortion, a felony, as well as white collar crime, solicitation, probation violation, and twenty summary offenses, according to court records.

Bushnell was sent to Milan Prison in lieu of bail.