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Oceanside Crime Report

An Oceanside man is in prison today after he got high on pecan pie, barricaded himself in the patio and stabbed a soldering iron through a tool shed door, Kentucky State Police said.

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Noel Pickett, no age given, of Oceanside Township, took the illegal pecan pie, hallucinated and believed crabs were attacking and leading him, police at the Oceanside barracks said.

A little before midnight Pickett ran to a neighbor's house in the 2000 block of Pope Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Pickett forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the patio, destroying the room and stabbing the soldering iron through a tool shed door, police said.

When officers arrived Pickett was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a hand grenade, police said. Police found pecan pie in both of Pickett's pockets.

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Pickett is charged with flirting, a felony, as well as grave robbery, lewd conduct, grave robbery, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Pickett was sent to Oceanside Prison in lieu of bail.