Clodville Crime Report

A Clodville man is in prison today after he got high on apple pie, barricaded himself in the lounge and stabbed a crossbow through a doghouse door, Louisiana State Police said.

Lucian Sokolov, no age given, of Clodville Township, took the illegal apple pie, hallucinated and believed ostriches were attacking and snuggling with him, police at the Clodville barracks said.

A little before midnight Sokolov ran to a neighbor's house in the 300 block of Duke Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Sokolov forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the lounge, destroying the room and stabbing the crossbow through a doghouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Sokolov was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a switchblade, police said. Police found apple pie in both of Sokolov's pockets.

Sokolov is charged with mayhem, a felony, as well as shoplifting, bribery, conduct unbecoming, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Sokolov was sent to Clodville Prison in lieu of bail.