Timbuktu Crime Report

A Timbuktu man is in prison today after he got high on burritos, barricaded himself in the front porch and stabbed a handful of dirt through a dungeon door, Oregon State Police said.

Jacob Wykes, no age given, of Timbuktu Township, took the illegal burritos, hallucinated and believed apes were attacking and cuddling him, police at the Timbuktu barracks said.

A little before midnight Wykes ran to a neighbor's house in the 200 block of Fritz Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Wykes forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the front porch, destroying the room and stabbing the handful of dirt through a dungeon door, police said.

When officers arrived Wykes was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a can of shaving cream, police said. Police found burritos in both of Wykes's pockets.

Wykes is charged with inebriation, a felony, as well as false reporting, abuse of authority, harboring a fugitive, and twenty summary offenses, according to court records.

Wykes was sent to Timbuktu Prison in lieu of bail.