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Casablanca Crime Report

A Casablanca man is in prison today after he got high on succotash, barricaded himself in the rec room and stabbed a poison dart through a study door, New York State Police said.

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Victor Speer, no age given, of Casablanca Township, took the illegal succotash, hallucinated and believed canaries were attacking and snuggling with him, police at the Casablanca barracks said.

A little before midnight Speer ran to a neighbor's house in the 400 block of Moodle Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Speer forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the rec room, destroying the room and stabbing the poison dart through a study door, police said.

When officers arrived Speer was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an iPod, police said. Police found succotash in both of Speer's pockets.

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Speer is charged with assault with a deadly weapon, a felony, as well as child endangerment, dereliction of duty, slander, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Speer was sent to Casablanca Prison in lieu of bail.