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Tulsa Crime Report

A Tulsa man is in prison today after he got high on fried eggs, barricaded himself in the closet and stabbed a squirt gun through a basement door, Vermont State Police said.

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Mahatma Brindel, no age given, of Tulsa Township, took the illegal fried eggs, hallucinated and believed trolls were attacking and suspending him, police at the Tulsa barracks said.

A little before midnight Brindel ran to a neighbor's house in the 1500 block of Schlick Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Brindel forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the closet, destroying the room and stabbing the squirt gun through a basement door, police said.

When officers arrived Brindel was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a butterfly net, police said. Police found fried eggs in both of Brindel's pockets.

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Brindel is charged with minor in possession, a felony, as well as bribery, evading arrest, assault with a deadly weapon, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Brindel was sent to Tulsa Prison in lieu of bail.