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Springfield Crime Report

A Springfield man is in prison today after he got high on macaroni, barricaded himself in the salon and stabbed a baseball bat through a tool shed door, Puerto Rico State Police said.

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Casey Whitney, no age given, of Springfield Township, took the illegal macaroni, hallucinated and believed ravens were attacking and splitting up with him, police at the Springfield barracks said.

A little before midnight Whitney ran to a neighbor's house in the 1300 block of Briggs Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Whitney forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the salon, destroying the room and stabbing the baseball bat through a tool shed door, police said.

When officers arrived Whitney was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bottle of Tabasco Sauce, police said. Police found macaroni in both of Whitney's pockets.

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Whitney is charged with espionage, a felony, as well as abuse of authority, malicious mischief, theft, and two summary offenses, according to court records.

Whitney was sent to Springfield Prison in lieu of bail.