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Anchorage Crime Report

An Anchorage man is in prison today after he got high on biscuits and gravy, barricaded himself in the pantry and stabbed a brick through a laundry room door, New Jersey State Police said.

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Caleb Rivera, no age given, of Anchorage Township, took the illegal biscuits and gravy, hallucinated and believed ladybugs were attacking and dumping him, police at the Anchorage barracks said.

A little before midnight Rivera ran to a neighbor's house in the 2100 block of Sitzman Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Rivera forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the pantry, destroying the room and stabbing the brick through a laundry room door, police said.

When officers arrived Rivera was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a hatchet, police said. Police found biscuits and gravy in both of Rivera's pockets.

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Rivera is charged with child abandonment, a felony, as well as identity theft, child endangerment, hanky-panky, and six summary offenses, according to court records.

Rivera was sent to Anchorage Prison in lieu of bail.