A Jacksonville man is in prison today after he got high on pecan pie, barricaded himself in the pantry and stabbed a baton through a bedroom door, Puerto Rico State Police said.

Drew Gleason, no age given, of Jacksonville Township, took the illegal pecan pie, hallucinated and believed canaries were attacking and dumbfounding him, police at the Jacksonville barracks said.
A little before midnight Gleason ran to a neighbor's house in the 2000 block of Bean Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Gleason forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the pantry, destroying the room and stabbing the baton through a bedroom door, police said.
When officers arrived Gleason was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a piercing stare, police said. Police found pecan pie in both of Gleason's pockets.
Gleason is charged with criminal contempt, a felony, as well as being a blithering idiot, homicide, harboring a fugitive, and four summary offenses, according to court records.
Gleason was sent to Jacksonville Prison in lieu of bail.