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Santa Clara Crime Report

A Santa Clara man is in prison today after he got high on pumpkin pie, barricaded himself in the patio and stabbed a set of nunchucks through an oubliette door, Maryland State Police said.

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Hendrick Ratwort, no age given, of Santa Clara Township, took the illegal pumpkin pie, hallucinated and believed grasshoppers were attacking and tricking him, police at the Santa Clara barracks said.

A little before midnight Ratwort ran to a neighbor's house in the 600 block of Franklin Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Ratwort forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the patio, destroying the room and stabbing the set of nunchucks through an oubliette door, police said.

When officers arrived Ratwort was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an Uzi, police said. Police found pumpkin pie in both of Ratwort's pockets.

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Ratwort is charged with public intoxication, a felony, as well as slander, racketeering, espionage, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Ratwort was sent to Santa Clara Prison in lieu of bail.