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Hanoi Crime Report

A Hanoi man is in prison today after he got high on potatoes and gravy, barricaded himself in the closet and stabbed a stick of dynamite through a dungeon door, Alabama State Police said.

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Kelly Moore, no age given, of Hanoi Township, took the illegal potatoes and gravy, hallucinated and believed zebras were attacking and tickling him, police at the Hanoi barracks said.

A little before midnight Moore ran to a neighbor's house in the 1300 block of Silva Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Moore forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the closet, destroying the room and stabbing the stick of dynamite through a dungeon door, police said.

When officers arrived Moore was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a tomahawk, police said. Police found potatoes and gravy in both of Moore's pockets.

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Moore is charged with resisting arrest, a felony, as well as DWAI, domestic violence, flirting, and eight summary offenses, according to court records.

Moore was sent to Hanoi Prison in lieu of bail.