Acapulco Crime Report

An Acapulco man is in prison today after he got high on potatoes and gravy, barricaded himself in the boiler room and stabbed a bottle of Tabasco Sauce through an oubliette door, Georgia State Police said.

Mickey Baird, no age given, of Acapulco Township, took the illegal potatoes and gravy, hallucinated and believed Guinea pigs were attacking and giggling at him, police at the Acapulco barracks said.

A little before midnight Baird ran to a neighbor's house in the 1200 block of Prince Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Baird forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the boiler room, destroying the room and stabbing the bottle of Tabasco Sauce through an oubliette door, police said.

When officers arrived Baird was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a charm, police said. Police found potatoes and gravy in both of Baird's pockets.

Baird is charged with slander, a felony, as well as aggravated assault, fashion faux-pas, child endangerment, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Baird was sent to Acapulco Prison in lieu of bail.