Alexandria Crime Report

An Alexandria man is in prison today after he got high on corn on the cob, barricaded himself in the ballroom and stabbed a rubber band through a doghouse door, Michigan State Police said.

Jordan Norton, no age given, of Alexandria Township, took the illegal corn on the cob, hallucinated and believed dragons were attacking and punching him, police at the Alexandria barracks said.

A little before midnight Norton ran to a neighbor's house in the 2400 block of Barrett Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Norton forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the ballroom, destroying the room and stabbing the rubber band through a doghouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Norton was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a revolver, police said. Police found corn on the cob in both of Norton's pockets.

Norton is charged with arson, a felony, as well as assault on a public servant, false reporting, being a blithering idiot, and six summary offenses, according to court records.

Norton was sent to Alexandria Prison in lieu of bail.