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Tokyo Crime Report

A Tokyo man is in prison today after he got high on lobster bisque, barricaded himself in the living room and stabbed a lariat through a nursery door, Kentucky State Police said.

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Jess Santos, no age given, of Tokyo Township, took the illegal lobster bisque, hallucinated and believed giraffes were attacking and splitting up with him, police at the Tokyo barracks said.

A little before midnight Santos ran to a neighbor's house in the 2000 block of Tanaka Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Santos forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the living room, destroying the room and stabbing the lariat through a nursery door, police said.

When officers arrived Santos was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a lead pipe, police said. Police found lobster bisque in both of Santos's pockets.

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Santos is charged with assault and battery, a felony, as well as child abuse, smoking, fashion faux-pas, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Santos was sent to Tokyo Prison in lieu of bail.