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San Angelo Crime Report

A San Angelo man is in prison today after he got high on biscuits and gravy, barricaded himself in the garage and stabbed a grenade launcher through a salon door, Delaware State Police said.

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Dave Daniels, no age given, of San Angelo Township, took the illegal biscuits and gravy, hallucinated and believed antelopes were attacking and banishing him, police at the San Angelo barracks said.

A little before midnight Daniels ran to a neighbor's house in the 1400 block of Beagle Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Daniels forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the garage, destroying the room and stabbing the grenade launcher through a salon door, police said.

When officers arrived Daniels was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a wet noodle, police said. Police found biscuits and gravy in both of Daniels's pockets.

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Daniels is charged with forcible entry, a felony, as well as assault and battery, evading arrest, first degree murder, and thirteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Daniels was sent to San Angelo Prison in lieu of bail.