Rio De Janiero Crime Report

A Rio de Janiero man is in prison today after he got high on mashed potatoes, barricaded himself in the doghouse and stabbed a revolver through a porch door, Maryland State Police said.

Jesus Holt, no age given, of Rio de Janiero Township, took the illegal mashed potatoes, hallucinated and believed goats were attacking and kissing him, police at the Rio de Janiero barracks said.

A little before midnight Holt ran to a neighbor's house in the 1100 block of Northrum Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Holt forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the doghouse, destroying the room and stabbing the revolver through a porch door, police said.

When officers arrived Holt was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a musket, police said. Police found mashed potatoes in both of Holt's pockets.

Holt is charged with hanky-panky, a felony, as well as domestic violence, spitting, forgery, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Holt was sent to Rio de Janiero Prison in lieu of bail.