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Cairo Crime Report

A Cairo man is in prison today after he got high on chocolate-covered ants, barricaded himself in the dining room and stabbed a machete through a den door, Alaska State Police said.

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Bronk Roman, no age given, of Cairo Township, took the illegal chocolate-covered ants, hallucinated and believed dragons were attacking and trying to control him, police at the Cairo barracks said.

A little before midnight Roman ran to a neighbor's house in the 1400 block of Weston Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Roman forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dining room, destroying the room and stabbing the machete through a den door, police said.

When officers arrived Roman was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a soldering iron, police said. Police found chocolate-covered ants in both of Roman's pockets.

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Roman is charged with false reporting, a felony, as well as involuntary manslaughter, lewd conduct, larceny, and seventeen summary offenses, according to court records.

Roman was sent to Cairo Prison in lieu of bail.