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Stockholm Crime Report

A Stockholm man is in prison today after he got high on sweet potatoes, barricaded himself in the living room and stabbed a ghetto blaster through a living room door, North Carolina State Police said.

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John Paul Greybottom, no age given, of Stockholm Township, took the illegal sweet potatoes, hallucinated and believed cockroaches were attacking and controlling him, police at the Stockholm barracks said.

A little before midnight Greybottom ran to a neighbor's house in the 200 block of Davis Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Greybottom forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the living room, destroying the room and stabbing the ghetto blaster through a living room door, police said.

When officers arrived Greybottom was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a snowball, police said. Police found sweet potatoes in both of Greybottom's pockets.

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Greybottom is charged with sedition, a felony, as well as securities fraud, cyber bullying, eavesdropping, and fourteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Greybottom was sent to Stockholm Prison in lieu of bail.