Wichita Crime Report

A Wichita man is in prison today after he got high on sauerkraut, barricaded himself in the tool shed and stabbed a lariat through a porch door, Hawaii State Police said.

Roy Fisher, no age given, of Wichita Township, took the illegal sauerkraut, hallucinated and believed iguanas were attacking and giggling at him, police at the Wichita barracks said.

A little before midnight Fisher ran to a neighbor's house in the 600 block of Curie Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Fisher forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the tool shed, destroying the room and stabbing the lariat through a porch door, police said.

When officers arrived Fisher was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a hammer, police said. Police found sauerkraut in both of Fisher's pockets.

Fisher is charged with being a blithering idiot, a felony, as well as hate crimes, desertion, DWAI, and ten summary offenses, according to court records.

Fisher was sent to Wichita Prison in lieu of bail.