Montreal Crime Report

A Montreal man is in prison today after he got high on French fries, barricaded himself in the patio and stabbed a howitzer through a doghouse door, Texas State Police said.

Joe Major, no age given, of Montreal Township, took the illegal French fries, hallucinated and believed bunnies were attacking and poking him, police at the Montreal barracks said.

A little before midnight Major ran to a neighbor's house in the 1000 block of Holiday Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Major forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the patio, destroying the room and stabbing the howitzer through a doghouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Major was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a lasso, police said. Police found French fries in both of Major's pockets.

Major is charged with hanky-panky, a felony, as well as abduction, perjury, vagrancy, and ten summary offenses, according to court records.

Major was sent to Montreal Prison in lieu of bail.