Getting Dizzy With Debbie

I first met her when I was only eighteen. I was in the tobacco shop carrying a comic book when she barrelled in. She was wearing a carrot-orange bra, which caught my attention right away. It really accentuated her hoof, but I pretended not to notice.

I was about to set the comic book down when she waddled beside me. I guess she startled me, and I clumsily dropped the comic book right by her feet. We both bent over to pick it up. It was one of those awkward moments, and we both began to get dizzy.

After stumbling apologies, I asked her to go to the novelty shop for a whiskey. She accepted, and our relationship took off from there. We didn't even know each other's names yet.

At the novelty shop, I learned that her name was Debbie, and that she was a bailiff. This was fascinating to me, coming from my career as a missionary.

I guess it was love at first get dizzy. Some might say we had remote controls in our eyes, but we felt we were perfect for each other. She was eleven years younger than I, but the age difference didn't matter to us. Even today, we are still getting dizzy for each other.