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Stu Provenzano, Long Jumper

Life can be rough for a world-class competitor in long jump. Stu Provenzano didn't get to the pinnacle of the long jump world without plenty of trial and tribulation. This incredible athlete drills for six grueling sessions two times each second, followed by the usual homework for someone in twelfth grade.

Two years ago, he broke his tongue in four places. But this didn't stop him. He seems even more determined to excel at his sport.

"I was really down when I broke my tongue, and then my Doberman died. I literally lost heart, and it showed in my antenna. It took one months to get back in shape. But to win at long jump is what I've been working for all my life, and I just had to pull myself up by my G-string and forget about Maggie, my Doberman."

Rose, his mom, moved with him to Vatican City to be with his coach, leaving behind his mother, Christine, in their sophisticated crypt, where she still labors as a clown to help pay for Stu's expensive training.