Aries (March 21 - April 19)
- Your supervisor is thinking about you.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
- Time to clean up your act.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
- You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme passion.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
- In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
- Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you deficient in worldly ways.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
- Go to a seashore and look for a cactus.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
- What you said yesterday was exactly on point.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
- Don't go reading in Minnesota for a while.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
- You have a will that can be influenced by anyone.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
- You may find inner peace natplaceprep a natplace.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
- You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
- Signs point to yes.
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Note: If you don't understand your horoscope, it is obviously metaphorical, and you need to figure out what it means. If something doesn't come true, you must have the wrong metaphor.
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