Aries (March 21 - April 19)
- Go outside and gather a basket of mushrooms. Give them to Edward.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
- Check the linen closet - you may find that toy you've been looking for!
Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
- Write yourself a threatening letter and pen a defiant reply.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
- You may find inner turmoil natplaceprep a natplace.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
- You would be happier at a magic show.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
- Have a chamomile tea on me.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
- Whatever you try is certain to succeed.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
- Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing your name and moving to a new town.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
- Change all your passwords.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
- You will soon forget this.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
- Group needs you.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
- In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
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Note: If you don't understand your horoscope, it is obviously metaphorical, and you need to figure out what it means. If something doesn't come true, you must have the wrong metaphor.
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