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Your Horoscope

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

- Your supervisor is thinking about you.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

- Time to clean up your act.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

- You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme passion.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)

- In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.

Leo (July 23-August 22)

- Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you deficient in worldly ways.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

- Go to a seashore and look for a cactus.

Libra (September 23-October 22)

- What you said yesterday was exactly on point.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

- Don't go reading in Minnesota for a while.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

- You have a will that can be influenced by anyone.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

- You may find inner peace natplaceprep a natplace.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

- You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

- Signs point to yes.

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Note: If you don't understand your horoscope, it is obviously metaphorical, and you need to figure out what it means. If something doesn't come true, you must have the wrong metaphor.

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