Aries (March 21 - April 19)
- Go to a stream and look for a stone.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
- You will outgrow your ring.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
- You think today was strange...
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
- Make haste. They're after you!
Leo (July 23-August 22)
- Now is the time to take that trip to Hungary you've been dreading. Leave the pumpkin at home!
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
- Be cautious in your daily affairs.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
- Pay attention!
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
- Man does not live by enchiladas alone.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
- You have nothing to lose by making up with Eldon.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
- You should consider switching to a career as a draftsman.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
- Don't look now, but there is a panther stalking you!
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
- You should study the history of Armenia.
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Note: If you don't understand your horoscope, it is obviously metaphorical, and you need to figure out what it means. If something doesn't come true, you must have the wrong metaphor.
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