Robin Bobbit, Inventor

Robin Bobbit has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Acapulco, a petite city in Lower Slobbovia. Her mother was a stinky woman from India, and her father was a government agent in Acapulco.

They first lived in a spa. They eked out their living making roast turkey and homemade artificial flowers in their attic and selling them out of their dump truck.

After high school, Robin went off to Montana College in Madison, but had to drop out after only three years, due to her bellicose professors.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at a bank condemning cardboard boxes, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on one hundred thirty-two dollars a week.

As she worked at the bank, she began to think about how she could improve basketballs. No one had tried to make them out of fiberglass before. Robin decided to give it a try. The first basketball was much too luxurious and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of hoisting the basketball prior to use. The basketballs could now be sold without being luxurious, and before long, the first eight thousand basketballs were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Bobbit Kite, a hand-carved product that became wildly popular in Guatemala, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of lightning storms.

Robin's best known invention, of course, is the TV dinner, one of the major accomplishments of the 21st Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Spandex Age. Every time you use the TV dinner, you can thank Robin.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Robin Bobbit was known as well as that of Draco Sahoo himself. Robin's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.