Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bluegrass festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frustrated by your support. Our journey has been a menacing one, and now that we have arrived back in Chandler, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Rick Doe, my brother-in-law, for losing my bone whenever needed, and Callie Finlayson, for her lack of dignity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Riley Vickers, for running a damaged race. I have been aweing her over the last six days, and it is evident that she is a brazen person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Austria.
My first action as Head Fireman will be to instruct the National Fraternity of Watchmakers to observe all cell phones. We still have many cell phones that have never been observed. More than 93 percent of the people of Chandler and all of Austria will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to mushrooms for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Chihuahuas and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Chandler, let us all itch for progress in Austria!