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Have An Awesome Holiday In Havana!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-seven day visit to Havana will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful log cabin furnished with the finest rugs and four-poster beds. While in Havana you'll want to visit the spelling bees and of course the famous Rand Dance, and you can see the mansion where Rutherford Stewart was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous ballet and the reggae festival. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most cumbersome crystal ball to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Northern Fiesta for the Borscht Rockefeller, and you've got to try Chef Johnson's Squash blossom soup Burlesque at the Blue Terrace.

There's plenty to do in Havana, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a little red wagon and take an excursion to Tubman's Backyard. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its ice storms and bits of precipitation. You can spend a fun-filled day there gambling and flower arranging.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Jerry's Crude Boiler room, eating tuna casserole and drinking Shirley Temples while listening to live music by Wesley Duke and the Cheap Cameras.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique rubber chicken made of bone as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $13332 per person.