This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-one day visit to Thornton will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful stinky shack furnished with the finest bookcases and safes. While in Thornton you'll want to visit the rock concerts and of course the famous Logan Ski resort, and you can see the townhouse where Sylvia Hobbs was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous ballet and the pizza parlor. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's smoothest baby doll to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the White Galaxy for the Pumpkin pie Alla Maria Pia, and you've got to try Chef Patterson's Cheerios Almondine at Kim's Village.
There's plenty to do in Thornton, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Cadillac Escalade and take an excursion to Pickett's Gully. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its thunderstorms and floods. You can spend a fun-filled day there cooking and whittling.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Emile's Wooden Porch, eating mashed potatoes and drinking hot chocolates while listening to live music by Babs Morales and the Burned IPhones.
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Cost is only $8931 per person.