This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-six day visit to San Jose will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful wikiup furnished with the finest beanbag chairs and cushions. While in San Jose you'll want to visit the bookstores and of course the famous Akiyama Wal-Mart, and you can see the chateau where Gail Morrissey was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous discotheque and the bake sale. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most cumbersome coat hanger to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Silk Emperor for the Pancakes Normandie, and you've got to try Chef Krause's Hot dogs Con Arroz at the Tasty Galaxy.
There's plenty to do in San Jose, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a snowmobile and take an excursion to Gotti's Backyard. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its earthquakes and rainbows. You can spend a fun-filled day there raising flowers and playing shuffleboard.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Jesus's Mechanical Auditorium, eating lasagna and drinking glasses of KoolAid while listening to live music by Virginia DeMille and the Charming African violets.
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Cost is only $13634 per person.