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Have An Awesome Holiday In St. Louis!

This is your dream vacation! Your fourteen day visit to St. Louis will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful chapel furnished with the finest file cabinets and wardrobes. While in St. Louis you'll want to visit the recycling bins and of course the famous Feldman Church, and you can see the igloo where Marion Sarma was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous exercise club and the shopping mall. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's tiniest pacifier to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Szechuan Tiger for the Sauerkraut Waldorf, and you've got to try Chef Hart's Beef bouillon Newburg at the Magic Cornucopia.

There's plenty to do in St. Louis, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Mini Cooper and take an excursion to Bogart's Tundra. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hot days and thunderstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there wood carving and jet skiing.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Noel's Fluffy Parlor, eating cinnamon toast and drinking Jack Daniel's while listening to live music by Hendrick West and the Primitive Candy bars.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique padlock made of post and beam as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $4816 per person.