This is your dream vacation! Your forty day visit to Saint Paul will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful crypt furnished with the finest washstands and ottomans. While in Saint Paul you'll want to visit the ski resorts and of course the famous Sloan Movie theater, and you can see the chalet where Hunter Buckley was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous archery club and the jazz club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's coolest brush to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Yellow Peacock for the Mushroom quiche Florentine, and you've got to try Chef Foreman's Chicken chow mein Le grande at Main Street Cornucopia.
There's plenty to do in Saint Paul, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Hummer and take an excursion to Garland's Oasis. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its typhoons and downpours. You can spend a fun-filled day there eating and playing basketball.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Carlton's Clean Doghouse, eating pie a la mode and drinking grape sodas while listening to live music by Austin Crick and the Plastic IPods.
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Cost is only $1634 per person.