This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-four day visit to Glendale will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful junk car furnished with the finest bathtubs and benches. While in Glendale you'll want to visit the spelling bees and of course the famous Hopkins Health club, and you can see the mobile home where Cyrus Bilgewater was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous public park and the quilting bee. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's roundest cracker to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Fireside Terrace for the Prune pudding Du Jour, and you've got to try Chef Barbee's Fondue Picante at the Stone Magic.
There's plenty to do in Glendale, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Toyota 4Runner and take an excursion to Duke's Circus tent. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its gales and hurricanes. You can spend a fun-filled day there taking photographs and giggling.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Luke's Peculiar Dining room, eating lobster and drinking Irish Coffees while listening to live music by Brandon Snively and the Peculiar Baseball bats.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique cigar made of peat moss as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $684 per person.