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Have An Awesome Holiday In Bucharest!

This is your dream vacation! Your forty-four day visit to Bucharest will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful penthouse furnished with the finest chairs and pillows. While in Bucharest you'll want to visit the school cafeterias and of course the famous Barnes Senior citizens center, and you can see the duplex where Rumpelstiltskin Portwine was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous puppet show and the wax museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's dullest bag of groceries to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Blue Jubilee for the Doughnuts Tuscan, and you've got to try Chef Bing's Hamburger Helper Waldorf at Exotic Steak & Suds.

There's plenty to do in Bucharest, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a moped and take an excursion to Salinger's Peninsula. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its blizzards and blankets of mist. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing rugby and singing karaoke.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Cornelius's Huge Doghouse, eating Froot Loops and drinking glasses of buttermilk while listening to live music by Hayley Greenwood and the Fresh Oranges.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique spider made of twig as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $6033 per person.