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Have An Awesome Holiday In Escondido!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-one day visit to Escondido will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful chateau furnished with the finest workbenchs and bar stools. While in Escondido you'll want to visit the saloons and of course the famous Geiger Wine tasting, and you can see the stinky shack where Arthur Gagné was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous scrapbooking party and the dog pound. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most incredible amulet to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Galloping Cloud for the Ice cream Alfredo, and you've got to try Chef Ansler's Macaroni and cheese Louie at Gourmet Steak & Suds.

There's plenty to do in Escondido, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a garbage truck and take an excursion to Wibbles's Desert. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainbows and thunderstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there surfing and biking.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Rob's Rancid Family room, eating macaroni and drinking piña coladas while listening to live music by Abraham Costello and the Smumpy Boxes of candy.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique Lego set made of paper as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $421 per person.