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Have An Awesome Holiday In Taiwan!

This is your dream vacation! Your nineteen day visit to Taiwan will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful villa furnished with the finest wardrobes and fainting couchs. While in Taiwan you'll want to visit the juice shops and of course the famous Bilgewater Senior citizens center, and you can see the convent where Lindy Dorn was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bookstore and the art museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most dangerous duffel bag to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the New Sea for the Prime rib Exotica, and you've got to try Chef Tiller's Macaroni A la mode at Double Stone.

There's plenty to do in Taiwan, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an MG convertible and take an excursion to Norman's Garden. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its tornadoes and drought. You can spend a fun-filled day there making jewelry and cooking.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Mikey's Funny Ballroom, eating pizza and drinking gin and tonics while listening to live music by Evette Frizzlewump and the Ruined Needles and thread.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique spoon made of matchstick as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $7726 per person.