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Have An Awesome Holiday In Boulder!

This is your dream vacation! Your eight day visit to Boulder will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful park bench furnished with the finest canopy beds and ironing boards. While in Boulder you'll want to visit the discos and of course the famous Kraft Mosque, and you can see the flat where Wayne Sanchez was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous natural history museum and the ball game. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's fluffiest spittoon to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Golden Cuisine for the Swiss cheese A l'Orange, and you've got to try Chef Walton's Moo goo gai pan Godiva at Taiwan Diner.

There's plenty to do in Boulder, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Bentley and take an excursion to Al-Ghareeb's Creek. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its palls of doom and floods. You can spend a fun-filled day there acting and bowling.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Romeo's Crisp Attic, eating ramen noodles and drinking cups of Sanka while listening to live music by Rumpelstiltskin Williams and the Electronic Combs.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique orchid made of aluminum as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $5589 per person.