This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-one day visit to Newark will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful chateau furnished with the finest futons and toilets. While in Newark you'll want to visit the libraries and of course the famous Thurston Orchestra concert, and you can see the studio where Zoe Kissling was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous ballet and the bookstore. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's oddest mirror to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to London Bridge for the Pumpkin pie Maigre, and you've got to try Chef Bertrand's Pumpkin pie Rustica at the Yummy Pie Kitchen.
There's plenty to do in Newark, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Mustang and take an excursion to Strait's Badlands area. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and blankets of mist. You can spend a fun-filled day there flower arranging and ballroom dancing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Clive's Autographed Front porch, eating applesauce and drinking sodas while listening to live music by Sophia Hayward and the Brightly-colored Photographs.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique Big Gulp made of Bakelite as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $12301 per person.