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Have An Awesome Holiday In New Orleans!

This is your dream vacation! Your fifteen day visit to New Orleans will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful quonset hut furnished with the finest armoires and overstuffed chairs. While in New Orleans you'll want to visit the basements and of course the famous Dillman Basement, and you can see the studio where Bella Keefe was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous séance and the séance. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's strangest mousetrap to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Blue Sea for the Crab rangoon Curry, and you've got to try Chef Craft's Egg salad sandwich Croquette at the Hidden Coffee Shop.

There's plenty to do in New Orleans, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an Audi and take an excursion to Nyberg's Moonscape. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dense fogs and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there collecting coins and making jewelry.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Harry's Primitive Boudoir, eating banana split and drinking Moscow mules while listening to live music by Pleasance Brooke and the Slimy Cigarette lighters.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique key made of enamel as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $14279 per person.