This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-five day visit to Boulder will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful wikiup furnished with the finest dressers and cupboards. While in Boulder you'll want to visit the recycling bins and of course the famous Lord Bowling alley, and you can see the stinky shack where Samantha Cain was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous theater and the scrapbooking party. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's nicest nail to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Fragrant Social Club for the Swiss cheese Burlesque, and you've got to try Chef Walker's Steak Foster at Western Buffet.
There's plenty to do in Boulder, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a moped and take an excursion to André's Plateau. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its ice storms and hurricanes. You can spend a fun-filled day there biking and hang gliding.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Jordan's Multicolored Dungeon, eating ice cream and drinking cups of cocoa while listening to live music by Ophelia Shoemaker and the Damp Packages.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique rock made of manure as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $7995 per person.