This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-nine day visit to Orlando will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful manor furnished with the finest ping-pong tables and mattresses. While in Orlando you'll want to visit the churches and of course the famous Gagné Laundromat, and you can see the house where Daisy Covington was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous wax museum and the comedy club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most awful dog collar to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Bronze Retreat for the Squash blossom soup Alla Canavese, and you've got to try Chef Madison's Omelet A la King at Western Snack Shack.
There's plenty to do in Orlando, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a monster truck and take an excursion to Mason's Bog. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its periods of warm weather and downpours. You can spend a fun-filled day there dancing and screaming.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Montague's Decrepit Billiard room, eating ravioli and drinking bottles of water while listening to live music by Lucian Rinfield and the Slimy Orchids.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique washrag made of metal as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $7766 per person.