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Have An Awesome Holiday In Addis Ababa!

This is your dream vacation! Your three day visit to Addis Ababa will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful hotel furnished with the finest hope chests and dressers. While in Addis Ababa you'll want to visit the carnivals and of course the famous Montoya Wal-Mart, and you can see the spa where Pinky Hamm was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous blues club and the county fair. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's craziest toy to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Eastern Cafe for the Lasagna Classico, and you've got to try Chef Quintero's Clam chowder A la creme at the Magic Pond.

There's plenty to do in Addis Ababa, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a canoe and take an excursion to Esposito's Buffalo wallow. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drizzles and blankets of mist. You can spend a fun-filled day there raising flowers and raising rabbits.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Andy's Rough Living room, eating hamburgers and drinking glasses of fruit punch while listening to live music by William Porrello and the Hefty Crayons.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique Egyptian mummy made of axle grease as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $14082 per person.