This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-two day visit to Poughkeepsie will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful teepee furnished with the finest mattresses and cash registers. While in Poughkeepsie you'll want to visit the Elvis chapels and of course the famous West School cafeteria, and you can see the parsonage where Macon Bundy was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous wax museum and the ballet. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most dingy kite to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Golden In and Out for the Ham Supreme, and you've got to try Chef Douglas's Mashed potatoes Antoine at Doc's Mesa.
There's plenty to do in Poughkeepsie, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an MG Midget and take an excursion to Brunken's Country meadow. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sleet storms and hurricanes. You can spend a fun-filled day there singing karaoke and hunting.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Alexander's Mechanical Cage, eating doughnuts and drinking hot buttered rums while listening to live music by Perry Nesbitt and the Fluffy Coconuts.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique broom made of stucco as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $2612 per person.