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Have An Awesome Holiday In Detroit!

This is your dream vacation! Your forty-two day visit to Detroit will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful cave furnished with the finest TVs and file cabinets. While in Detroit you'll want to visit the movie theaters and of course the famous Sugarbaker Mosque, and you can see the mud hut where Zeke Ling was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous museum and the pie-eating contest. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's shiniest basketball to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Kyoto Food Factory for the Crumb cake Wellington, and you've got to try Chef Gifford's Oyster on the half-shell Carbonara at the Hungry Mist.

There's plenty to do in Detroit, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a magic carpet and take an excursion to Esposito's Hayfield. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sandstorms and hurricanes. You can spend a fun-filled day there doing origami and leathercrafting.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Grover's Brittle Bathroom, eating tacos and drinking glasses of iced tea while listening to live music by Clara Thor and the Crude Sticks.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique book made of bone as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $5792 per person.