This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-seven day visit to Hamburg will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful Spanish colonial furnished with the finest wooden crates and catbird seats. While in Hamburg you'll want to visit the ski slopes and of course the famous Hillman Mall, and you can see the mud hut where Vera Quinn was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous Turkish bath and the jazz club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most wonderful cigarette to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Main Street Fox for the Oyster on the half-shell Suzette, and you've got to try Chef Wallace's Applesauce Alla Cappuccina at the Brass Soup Kitchen.
There's plenty to do in Hamburg, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a paddy wagon and take an excursion to Vincent's Mountainside. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its blizzards and hot days. You can spend a fun-filled day there hollering and fishing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Chuck's Odd Oubliette, eating pumpkin pie and drinking cups of hot cider while listening to live music by Heidi Logan and the Autographed Guns.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique can of sardines made of linoleum as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $13758 per person.