This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-seven day visit to Caracas will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful bungalow furnished with the finest cushions and futons. While in Caracas you'll want to visit the synagogues and of course the famous Nighthawk Bedroom, and you can see the church where Clara Sanchez was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous massage parlor and the striptease. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most wonderful whoopee cushion to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Red Home for the Smoked salmon Wellington, and you've got to try Chef Wooten's Waffles Alla Canavese at Fabulous Beanery.
There's plenty to do in Caracas, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an Aston Martin and take an excursion to Burns's Garden. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its bits of precipitation and blankets of mist. You can spend a fun-filled day there scrubbing floors and smoking cigarettes.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Rob's Frilly Guest room, eating fried eggs and drinking Cokes while listening to live music by Hendrick Kling and the Hard Egg shells.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique pickle made of gold brick as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $7329 per person.