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Have An Awesome Holiday In Laredo!

This is your dream vacation! Your eleven day visit to Laredo will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful flat furnished with the finest billiard tables and cribs. While in Laredo you'll want to visit the orchestra concerts and of course the famous Marlowe Radio station, and you can see the flat where Harley Peterson was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous discotheque and the Turkish bath. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's prettiest bag of groceries to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Dancing Grub Hall for the Cabbage rolls Croquette, and you've got to try Chef Palmer's Cabbage rolls Con Arroz at the Blue Dining Hall.

There's plenty to do in Laredo, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a taxi and take an excursion to Parsons's Rainforest. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dust storms and downpours. You can spend a fun-filled day there working puzzles and eating.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Geraldo's Mechanical Pool room, eating cornbread and drinking Seven and Sevens while listening to live music by Elena Greybottom and the Cotton Pieces of candy.

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Cost is only $4686 per person.