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Have An Awesome Holiday In Bonn!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-eight day visit to Bonn will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful cave furnished with the finest footstools and cash registers. While in Bonn you'll want to visit the dances and of course the famous Sims Dance, and you can see the Cape Cod where Buddy Boodler was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous natural history museum and the drag race. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's roundest brush to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Fireside Dragon for the Biscuits and gravy Du Jour, and you've got to try Chef Escobar's Applesauce A la King at the Copper Diner.

There's plenty to do in Bonn, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Transit and take an excursion to Wykes's River. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its downpours and earthquakes. You can spend a fun-filled day there crocheting and flower arranging.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Chuck's Woven Porch, eating macaroni and cheese and drinking glasses of papaya juice while listening to live music by Bones Ott and the Weird Magnifying glasses.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique flour sack made of bark as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $4080 per person.