This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-six day visit to Lancaster will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful brownstone furnished with the finest stools and canopy beds. While in Lancaster you'll want to visit the poetry readings and of course the famous Olson Radio station, and you can see the ranch house where Matthew Vargas was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous blues club and the lecture on fishing rods. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most amusing crate to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Neighborhood Seafood Restaurant for the Omelet Alla Lombarda, and you've got to try Chef Barnes's Beef bouillon Maigre at Double Blossom.
There's plenty to do in Lancaster, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a delivery van and take an excursion to Witherbee's Village. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its palls of doom and pelting rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there doing homework and taking photographs.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Mickey's Electronic Porch, eating applesauce and drinking cups of eggnog while listening to live music by Kathy Dillman and the Overgrown Clothespins.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique clarinet made of plutonium as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $10863 per person.