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Have An Awesome Holiday In Reno!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-eight day visit to Reno will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful KOA Kampground furnished with the finest pillows and safes. While in Reno you'll want to visit the spelling bees and of course the famous Boyd Bedroom, and you can see the office where Robert Peters was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous art museum and the puppet show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most valuable tote bag to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Double Basket for the Moo goo gai pan Almondine, and you've got to try Chef Jones's Burritos à la Russe at the Farmer's Saloon.

There's plenty to do in Reno, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Buick Le Sabre and take an excursion to Prentice's Dump. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainbows and rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there cooking and collecting coins.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Vilmer's Gigantic Basement, eating egg rolls and drinking painkillers while listening to live music by Lex Buckley and the Cotton Clocks.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique napkin made of carbon fiber as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $6498 per person.