This is your dream vacation! Your one day visit to London will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful trailer furnished with the finest TVs and cupboards. While in London you'll want to visit the school cafeterias and of course the famous Pythagoras Tattoo parlor, and you can see the office where Lawrence Flake was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bingo hall and the scrapbooking party. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most absurd fire hose to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Parisian Goose for the Beef bouillon Muscadine, and you've got to try Chef Stoltenburg's Cabbage A la mode at Singapore Mess Hall.
There's plenty to do in London, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Rolls-Royce Ghost and take an excursion to Lopez's Circus tent. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainbows and snowstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there screaming and fishing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Nick's Dry Porch, eating lamb curry and drinking glasses of tomato juice while listening to live music by Minnie Akiyama and the Charming Cans of beans.
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Cost is only $9541 per person.