This is your dream vacation! Your forty-one day visit to Fargo will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful teepee furnished with the finest computers and pedestals. While in Fargo you'll want to visit the libraries and of course the famous Dillman Recycling bin, and you can see the nunnery where Socks Goldberg was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous pub and the movie theater. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's dullest blanket to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Floating Food Factory for the Cherries jubilee Menieure, and you've got to try Chef Butterfield's Crumb cake Maigre at the Yellow Terrace.
There's plenty to do in Fargo, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Land Rover and take an excursion to Pike's Buffalo wallow. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainbows and earthquakes. You can spend a fun-filled day there swimming and boxing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Kim's Ruined Workshop, eating chocolate-covered ants and drinking hot buttered rums while listening to live music by Geraldine Orwell and the Queer Whoopee cushions.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique fork made of corncob as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $11862 per person.