This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-five day visit to New York will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful chateau furnished with the finest armoires and cushions. While in New York you'll want to visit the gardens and of course the famous Knopf Jail, and you can see the flat where Ronnie Truman was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bridge club and the orchestra concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most boring candy cane to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Atlantic Den for the Prune pudding Alla Lombarda, and you've got to try Chef Workman's Ramen noodles De-Moleque at Pacific Wok.
There's plenty to do in New York, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Volvo and take an excursion to Lawson's Neighborhood. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its lightning storms and earthquakes. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing water polo and gardening.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Mark's Filthy Game room, eating lasagna and drinking Brandies Alexander while listening to live music by Lucy Miller and the Decrepit Pairs of knitting needles.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique cage made of vinyl as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $9500 per person.