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Have An Awesome Holiday In Pembroke!

This is your dream vacation! Your two day visit to Pembroke will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful boxcar furnished with the finest futons and tables. While in Pembroke you'll want to visit the churches and of course the famous Tinnerman Bookstore, and you can see the closet where Ana Bishop was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous opium den and the political rally. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most magnificent diamond to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Parisian Social Club for the Fried chicken A la creme, and you've got to try Chef Gardner's Lasagna Purée at Doc's Trading Post.

There's plenty to do in Pembroke, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Tesla Model S and take an excursion to Rinfield's Mesa. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dense fogs and downpours. You can spend a fun-filled day there water skiing and hunting.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Edmond's Imitation Boudoir, eating prune pudding and drinking cups of bouillon while listening to live music by Deena Kuta and the Disgusting Bags of ice.

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Cost is only $10911 per person.