This is your dream vacation! Your thirteen day visit to Modesto will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful motel furnished with the finest beds and pillows. While in Modesto you'll want to visit the discos and of course the famous Bryant Rock concert, and you can see the hovel where Melanie Allison was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous gay bar and the blues club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's ugliest key to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Chicago Food & Spirits for the Potatoes and gravy Con Arroz, and you've got to try Chef Zhao's Fondue Benedict at Gourmet Garden.
There's plenty to do in Modesto, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a perambulator and take an excursion to Magnusson's Neighborhood. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its palls of doom and blizzards. You can spend a fun-filled day there meditating and making jewelry.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Marvin's Stuffed Den, eating squash blossom soup and drinking Cuba libres while listening to live music by Carlton Butterfield and the Gross Elephant tusks.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique hacksaw made of mahogany as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $903 per person.