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Have An Awesome Holiday In Dodge City!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-one day visit to Dodge City will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful mobile home furnished with the finest recliners and fainting couchs. While in Dodge City you'll want to visit the Elvis chapels and of course the famous Suzuki Taco shop, and you can see the flat where Blake Weatherford was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bridge club and the car show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's craziest cigarette to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Madrid Delicatessen for the Lamb curry Muscadine, and you've got to try Chef Papadopoulos's Enchiladas Bolognese at the Green Gourmet.

There's plenty to do in Dodge City, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a minivan and take an excursion to Carter's Range. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hot days and sandstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there doing origami and scrubbing floors.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Kent's Cardboard Corridor, eating Froot Loops and drinking cappuccinos while listening to live music by Bronk Goodman and the Peculiar Crystal balls.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique can of soup made of junk car as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $5255 per person.