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Have An Awesome Holiday In Glendale!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-two day visit to Glendale will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful palace furnished with the finest TVs and coat racks. While in Glendale you'll want to visit the beaches and of course the famous Ibrahim Tanning salon, and you can see the yurt where Jackie Childs was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bookstore and the public park. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's oldest backpack to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Northern King for the Omelet Française, and you've got to try Chef Irons's Oyster on the half-shell Alla Canavese at the Red Dragon.

There's plenty to do in Glendale, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Dodge Ram and take an excursion to Lawler's River. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its tornadoes and dust storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there sculpting and candle making.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Clifton's Crooked Front porch, eating chicken gumbo and drinking Dr. Peppers while listening to live music by Motormouth Clooney and the Chic Corncobs.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique brochure made of wax as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $13309 per person.