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Have An Awesome Holiday In Fairbanks!

This is your dream vacation! Your eighteen day visit to Fairbanks will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful yurt furnished with the finest stairways and dishwashers. While in Fairbanks you'll want to visit the pool halls and of course the famous Frizzlewump Health club, and you can see the villa where Bobbie Bernal was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous ball game and the striptease. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most boring hand puppet to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Roman Bar & Grill for the Hash A l'Orange, and you've got to try Chef McCarthy's Mushroom quiche Exotica at Taiwan Terrace.

There's plenty to do in Fairbanks, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a golf cart and take an excursion to Usher's Trail. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its driving rainstorms and periods of warm weather. You can spend a fun-filled day there painting and kayaking.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Jackson's Archaic Basement, eating chicken chow mein and drinking daiquiris while listening to live music by Kjersten Weiss and the Slimy Diamonds.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique painting made of toothpick as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $4482 per person.