This is your dream vacation! Your fourteen day visit to Anaheim will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful chalet furnished with the finest buffets and pillows. While in Anaheim you'll want to visit the parties and of course the famous Salazar Poetry reading, and you can see the flat where Mama Sattler was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous museum and the rock concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's cheapest Happy Meal to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Farmer's Social Club for the Hors d'oeuvre Muscadine, and you've got to try Chef Talley's Chocolate-covered ants Alla Modanese at the City Table.
There's plenty to do in Anaheim, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Chevy Volt and take an excursion to Gill's Rainforest. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainstorms and lightning storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing basketball and making jewelry.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Lex's Synthetic Hall, eating chicken chow mein and drinking glasses of Kool-Aid while listening to live music by Lance Griggs and the Cardboard Washrags.
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Cost is only $14620 per person.