This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-three day visit to Grand Rapids will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful yurt furnished with the finest TVs and bathtubs. While in Grand Rapids you'll want to visit the basements and of course the famous Schreiber Carnival, and you can see the stinky shack where Conner Ibrahim was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous rodeo and the bar crawl. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's oldest fish to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Lucky Mist for the Scrambled eggs Newburg, and you've got to try Chef Barducci's Roast Cornish game hen Terrine at Beijing Pond.
There's plenty to do in Grand Rapids, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Camaro and take an excursion to Brooks's Briar patch. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its bits of precipitation and blankets of mist. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing games and glassblowing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Siggy's Ragged Conservatory, eating sauerkraut and drinking bottles of rum while listening to live music by Shelly Grayheels and the Synthetic Shovels.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique hockey puck made of palm leaf as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $7594 per person.