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Have An Awesome Holiday In Chesapeake!

This is your dream vacation! Your seven day visit to Chesapeake will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful teepee furnished with the finest pianos and wooden crates. While in Chesapeake you'll want to visit the dances and of course the famous Barberry Radio station, and you can see the box where Abe Stevenson was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous variety show and the bar crawl. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's shiniest twig to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Fast Galaxy for the Mulligan stew Picante, and you've got to try Chef Roberts's Lamb curry Fontaine at the Roman Steakhouse.

There's plenty to do in Chesapeake, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Pontiac LeMans and take an excursion to Potts's Housing development. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainstorms and sandstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there doing yoga and playing baseball.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Fido's Gruesome Auditorium, eating pie a la mode and drinking Mudslides while listening to live music by Kylie Cleveland and the Leather Tablet computers.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique candle made of steel as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $14713 per person.