This is your dream vacation! Your twenty day visit to Warren will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful manor furnished with the finest four-poster beds and cash registers. While in Warren you'll want to visit the Wal-Marts and of course the famous McDermott Elvis chapel, and you can see the cottage where Tess Seymour was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous shopping mall and the pizza parlor. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most square artificial flower to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Tasty Dinner for the Hash Rockefeller, and you've got to try Chef Dupont's Ramen noodles Flambé at the Asian Dinner.
There's plenty to do in Warren, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a school bus and take an excursion to Rodriguez's Mountain. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its floods and rainbows. You can spend a fun-filled day there snuffling and wood carving.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Michael's Jagged Basement, eating pot roast and drinking cappuccinos while listening to live music by Katherine Palca and the Curved Cigarettes.
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Cost is only $13396 per person.