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Have An Awesome Holiday In Brasilia!

This is your dream vacation! Your forty day visit to Brasilia will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful sod house furnished with the finest overstuffed chairs and bunk beds. While in Brasilia you'll want to visit the pet stores and of course the famous Chavez Wal-Mart, and you can see the manor where Gino Sullivan was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous political rally and the restaurant. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most awful dart to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Atlantic In and Out for the Cabbage Parfait, and you've got to try Chef Withers's Cotton candy Alla Modanese at the Stone Bliss.

There's plenty to do in Brasilia, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Jeep and take an excursion to Burtle's Oasis. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its earthquakes and hurricanes. You can spend a fun-filled day there snuffling and water skiing.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Zed's Crude Billiard room, eating duck a l'orange and drinking painkillers while listening to live music by Jesse Craig and the Thick Water bottles.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique cage made of wire as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $6841 per person.