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Have An Awesome Holiday In Eugene!

This is your dream vacation! Your five day visit to Eugene will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful manor furnished with the finest armoires and washing machines. While in Eugene you'll want to visit the closets and of course the famous Craig Mall, and you can see the cardboard box where Scarlett Sparks was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous pizza parlor and the puppet show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's dullest smart phone to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to European Papaya for the Fondue Alfredo, and you've got to try Chef Gilson's Cabbage rolls Ragout at the Blazing Sky.

There's plenty to do in Eugene, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Buick Le Sabre and take an excursion to Arnold's Rainforest. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its earthquakes and hurricanes. You can spend a fun-filled day there leathercrafting and tending the garden.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Maximilian's Valuable Front porch, eating tofu and drinking Moscow mules while listening to live music by Kirsten Fields and the Curved Key rings.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique can of soup made of feather as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $4277 per person.