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Have An Awesome Holiday In Long Beach!

This is your dream vacation! Your twelve day visit to Long Beach will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful geodesic dome furnished with the finest benches and tables. While in Long Beach you'll want to visit the radio stations and of course the famous Easton Seven-Eleven, and you can see the teepee where Rip Zimmerman was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous magic show and the natural history museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's narrowest pain pill to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Bill's Glen for the Cotton candy Brochette, and you've got to try Chef Thomas's Tofu Carpaccio at the Country Cuisine.

There's plenty to do in Long Beach, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Dodge Charger and take an excursion to Gomez's Moonscape. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its periods of warm weather and lightning storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there swimming and sunbathing.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Michaelangelo's Prickly Parlor, eating moo goo gai pan and drinking Manhattans while listening to live music by Nakisha Schmuckley and the Crooked Teapots.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique piece of chalk made of stone as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $4445 per person.