This is your dream vacation! Your eighteen day visit to Dodge City will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful convent furnished with the finest fainting couchs and dining tables. While in Dodge City you'll want to visit the city parks and of course the famous Eriksson Recycling bin, and you can see the studio where Alexei Borovich was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous rock concert and the discotheque. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's filthiest orchid to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Double Mist for the Doughnuts De-Moleque, and you've got to try Chef Shackleton's Macaroni Fontaine at Egyptian Plate.
There's plenty to do in Dodge City, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a station wagon and take an excursion to Mainz's Plain. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hot days and dust storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there hollering and boxing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Rex's Bronze Garage, eating mulligan stew and drinking fruit smoothies while listening to live music by Jan Rebensdorf and the Automatic Cigarettes.
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Cost is only $12489 per person.