This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-nine day visit to Hastings will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful skyscraper furnished with the finest rocking chairs and stairways. While in Hastings you'll want to visit the health food stores and of course the famous Xu Carnival, and you can see the manor where Jeremy Kim was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous orchestra concert and the cathouse. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's funniest button to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Galloping Dragon for the Moo goo gai pan Suzette, and you've got to try Chef Palensky's Roast beef Flambé at Tokyo Pig.
There's plenty to do in Hastings, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a moped and take an excursion to Wu's Marsh. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its typhoons and lightning storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing tennis and making jewelry.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Grover's Primitive Parlor, eating crumb cake and drinking rum and Cokes while listening to live music by Gail Gates and the Delicate Crayons.
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Cost is only $7307 per person.