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Have An Awesome Holiday In Washington!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-one day visit to Washington will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful boxcar furnished with the finest canopy beds and chairs. While in Washington you'll want to visit the taco shops and of course the famous Romero Bookstore, and you can see the log cabin where Sandra Wall was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous ballet and the blues club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most awful can of soup to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Riverside House of Delights for the Jambalaya Française, and you've got to try Chef Zimmerman's Crumb cake Suzette at Mother's Star.

There's plenty to do in Washington, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Harley and take an excursion to Yamamoto's Plain. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sleet storms and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there reading and bowling.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Beelzebub's Frilly Attic, eating cookies and drinking sassafras teas while listening to live music by Brent Ratha and the Art deco Advertisements.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique ruler made of old newspaper as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $2162 per person.