This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-three day visit to San Antonio will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful brownstone furnished with the finest washing machines and fainting couchs. While in San Antonio you'll want to visit the movie theaters and of course the famous Campbell Elvis chapel, and you can see the treehouse where Papa Pryor was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous exercise club and the puppet show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's blandest billiard ball to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Bamboo Orchid for the Hamburger Helper Foster, and you've got to try Chef Perry's Froot Loops Brochette at the Blazing Cafe.
There's plenty to do in San Antonio, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Kia Soul and take an excursion to Peterson's Pond. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its floods and rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there watching birds and gambling.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Lee's Sophisticated Tool shed, eating chicken soup and drinking glasses of wine while listening to live music by Angelo Norton and the Weird Cookies.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique feather duster made of moss as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $7074 per person.