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Have An Awesome Holiday In Capetown!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-five day visit to Capetown will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful yurt furnished with the finest overstuffed chairs and ottomans. While in Capetown you'll want to visit the city parks and of course the famous Trott Movie theater, and you can see the flat where Freddie Douglas was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bridge club and the bluegrass festival. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most beautiful vase to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Northern Buffet for the Pancakes A la creme, and you've got to try Chef Ruiz's Apple pie Muscadine at the Hungry Gems.

There's plenty to do in Capetown, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an Audi and take an excursion to Yager's Countryside. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sleet storms and earthquakes. You can spend a fun-filled day there crocheting and kayaking.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Walt's Fluffy Tool shed, eating sweet potatoes and drinking Pepto Bismols while listening to live music by Edith Palmer and the Striped Mops.

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Cost is only $2492 per person.