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Have An Awesome Holiday In Gillette!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-eight day visit to Gillette will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful motel furnished with the finest filing cabinets and chairs. While in Gillette you'll want to visit the jails and of course the famous Prang Mall, and you can see the housing project where Eve Powers was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous ball game and the bluegrass festival. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's roundest advertisement to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Tropical Sea for the Blueberry pie Picante, and you've got to try Chef Lombardi's Chocolate-covered ants Espagnole at Tropical Soup Kitchen.

There's plenty to do in Gillette, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a cement truck and take an excursion to Zhang's Cesspool. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dense fogs and gales. You can spend a fun-filled day there bungee jumping and decorating cakes.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Joel's Frilly Parlor, eating oyster on the half-shell and drinking glasses of lemonade while listening to live music by Jim Bob Harris and the Dry Crayons.

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Cost is only $6214 per person.