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Have An Awesome Holiday In San Bernardino!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-five day visit to San Bernardino will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful manor furnished with the finest wardrobes and tables. While in San Bernardino you'll want to visit the libraries and of course the famous Dorn Supermarket, and you can see the ranch house where Alan Messina was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous rock concert and the art exhibit. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most average pot to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Pacific Lion for the Potatoes and gravy Godiva, and you've got to try Chef Kinstler's Bread and butter Menieure at Moroccan Drive-In.

There's plenty to do in San Bernardino, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a clown car and take an excursion to Gomez's Marsh. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drought and dense fogs. You can spend a fun-filled day there wind surfing and dancing.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Stuart's Sophisticated Pantry, eating jambalaya and drinking beers while listening to live music by Elsa Magnusson and the Big Bouquets.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique book made of enamel as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $13029 per person.