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Have An Awesome Holiday In Montevideo!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty day visit to Montevideo will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful park bench furnished with the finest benches and catbird seats. While in Montevideo you'll want to visit the carnivals and of course the famous Zhao Orchestra concert, and you can see the condominium where Pedro Harrison was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bridge club and the movie theater. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most expensive deck of cards to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Hidden Terrace for the Fondue à la Russe, and you've got to try Chef Morrissey's Spaghetti Risotto at the Beautiful Buffet.

There's plenty to do in Montevideo, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Nissan Sentra and take an excursion to Simpson's Marsh. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hot days and lightning storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there sketching and snuffling.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Alexei's Huge Tool shed, eating chicken pot pie and drinking glasses of water while listening to live music by Keiko Bing and the Golden Cigarettes.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique amulet made of chicken feather as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $7425 per person.