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Have An Awesome Holiday In Providence!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-four day visit to Providence will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful resort furnished with the finest washing machines and recliners. While in Providence you'll want to visit the libraries and of course the famous Slade Tattoo parlor, and you can see the Victorian mansion where Arthur Fish was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous pub and the blues club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most square mop to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to In and Out Snack Shack for the Jambalaya Picante, and you've got to try Chef Griggs's Jambalaya Ala romana at Chicago Moon.

There's plenty to do in Providence, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Model T and take an excursion to Bronner's Bog. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its blizzards and humid days. You can spend a fun-filled day there gardening and washing dishes.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Cliff's Hand-carved Dining room, eating cinnamon toast and drinking whiskey sours while listening to live music by John Messina and the Gaudy Padlocks.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique bird feeder made of ice as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $5160 per person.