This is your dream vacation! Your thirty day visit to Dayton will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful wigwam furnished with the finest caskets and overstuffed chairs. While in Dayton you'll want to visit the swimming pools and of course the famous Chesney Miniature golf course, and you can see the boxcar where Nadine Sitzman was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous reggae festival and the casino. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's ugliest stopwatch to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Country Food & Spirits for the Oatmeal Burgundaise, and you've got to try Chef Lott's Hors d'oeuvre A la mode at the Purple Bistro.
There's plenty to do in Dayton, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Toyota Corolla and take an excursion to Van Veen's Field. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hurricanes and gales. You can spend a fun-filled day there painting by number and smoking cigarettes.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Emile's Nifty Conservatory, eating clam chowder and drinking glasses of apricot juice while listening to live music by Zed Beversdorf and the Gruesome Buckets.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique broom made of felt as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $2052 per person.