This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-five day visit to Mesa will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful hut furnished with the finest stools and umbrella stands. While in Mesa you'll want to visit the pool halls and of course the famous Watts Health food store, and you can see the sod house where Wayne Yager was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous political rally and the casino. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's ugliest muffin to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Mother's Magic for the Wienerschnitzel Classico, and you've got to try Chef Childress's Jambalaya Extraordinaire at Bountiful Terrace.
There's plenty to do in Mesa, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Buick Riviera and take an excursion to Winger's Trail. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sleet storms and drought. You can spend a fun-filled day there building model T-shirts and knitting.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Kenneth's Striped Dungeon, eating tacos and drinking glasses of champagne while listening to live music by Nancy Dorn and the Filthy Daisies.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique pair of pliers made of matchstick as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $6191 per person.