This is your dream vacation! Your forty-one day visit to Joliet will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful closet furnished with the finest bathtubs and bathtubs. While in Joliet you'll want to visit the restaurants and of course the famous Ling Poetry reading, and you can see the spa where David Potatohead was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous cabaret and the public park. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most useless stuffed owl to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Blazing Urn for the Spaghetti Melba, and you've got to try Chef Nighthawk's Cookies A la King at Tokyo Noodle.
There's plenty to do in Joliet, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Chevrolet Cavalier and take an excursion to Ferguson's Grassland. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hot days and tornadoes. You can spend a fun-filled day there swimming and snuffling.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Clem's Funny Bedroom, eating beef bouillon and drinking cosmopolitans while listening to live music by Vicki Cannon and the Papery Notepads.
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Cost is only $10734 per person.