This is your dream vacation! Your sixteen day visit to Hollywood will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful office furnished with the finest toilets and bookshelves. While in Hollywood you'll want to visit the spelling bees and of course the famous Portwine Dance, and you can see the house where Vinny Cochran was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous restaurant and the shopping mall. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's crookedest Barbie doll to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Mountain Kettle for the Crumb cake Curry, and you've got to try Chef Sewell's Roast beef Alla Modanese at Chinatown Island.
There's plenty to do in Hollywood, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a forklift and take an excursion to Zaborowski's Stream. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its blizzards and thunderstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there meditating and playing rugby.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Rodney's Handy Patio, eating catfish stew and drinking gin sours while listening to live music by Henry Sanchez and the Polished Hubcaps.
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Cost is only $12991 per person.