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Have An Awesome Holiday In Medellin!

This is your dream vacation! Your seventeen day visit to Medellin will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful chateau furnished with the finest counters and chairs. While in Medellin you'll want to visit the synagogues and of course the famous Deutsch Rock concert, and you can see the palace where Geraldine Tinnerman was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous shopping mall and the blues club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most absurd hammer to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Hidden Wingding for the Bread and butter Florentine, and you've got to try Chef Koch's Cinnamon toast Stroganoff at the Yellow Food Blitz.

There's plenty to do in Medellin, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an Audi and take an excursion to Darnell's Dumpster. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainstorms and dense fogs. You can spend a fun-filled day there drinking and snowboarding.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Christopher's Speckled Guest room, eating cookies and drinking martinis while listening to live music by Ichabod Mainz and the Electronic Rocks.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique key made of cork as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $10000 per person.