This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-four day visit to Bismark will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful box furnished with the finest rugs and settees. While in Bismark you'll want to visit the senior citizens centers and of course the famous Whitefoot Wal-Mart, and you can see the geodesic dome where Montague Bromley was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous blues club and the gay bar. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most boring African violet to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Philadelphia Bridge for the Pumpkin pie Napoleon, and you've got to try Chef Cheng's Pizza A la creme at the Rainbow Jiffy Eats.
There's plenty to do in Bismark, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a delivery van and take an excursion to Stucky's Lakeside. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hot, sunny days and downpours. You can spend a fun-filled day there raising Cain and crocheting.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Luther's Smelly Ballroom, eating hash and drinking cappuccinos while listening to live music by Brittany Nussbaum and the Charming Guns.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique cardboard box made of stainless steel as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $1679 per person.