This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-seven day visit to Alexandria will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful motor home furnished with the finest desks and computers. While in Alexandria you'll want to visit the ski resorts and of course the famous Remington K-Mart, and you can see the farmhouse where Giselle Spangler was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous rodeo and the bridge club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most absurd spittoon to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Eastern Forest for the Macaroni and cheese A l'Orange, and you've got to try Chef Grover's French fries Carbonara at the Farmer's Restaurant.
There's plenty to do in Alexandria, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ferrari Spider and take an excursion to Castaneda's Jungle. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dust storms and downpours. You can spend a fun-filled day there dancing and drinking.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Dick's Plain Boudoir, eating mulligan stew and drinking whiskey sours while listening to live music by Juanita McDiggles and the Hard IPhones.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique helmet made of lath and plaster as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $14136 per person.