This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-eight day visit to Dallas will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful dugout furnished with the finest nightstands and bookcases. While in Dallas you'll want to visit the laundromats and of course the famous Cadwallader Juice shop, and you can see the retreat where Mitch Prince was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bake sale and the orchestra concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most hideous thumb drive to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Seaside House of Delights for the Roast turkey Extraordinaire, and you've got to try Chef Jude's Ham Muscadine at Imperial Clover.
There's plenty to do in Dallas, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Toyota Corolla and take an excursion to Lord's Rainforest. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sandstorms and tornadoes. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing football and water skiing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Jared's Well worn Master bathroom, eating cherries jubilee and drinking Manhattans while listening to live music by Marybel Bristol and the Miniature Cans of shaving cream.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique saddle made of Bakelite as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $680 per person.