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Have An Awesome Holiday In Kabul!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-seven day visit to Kabul will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful chapel furnished with the finest rugs and ironing boards. While in Kabul you'll want to visit the health clubs and of course the famous Palomino Jail, and you can see the trough where Mary Lou Foreman was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous hockey game and the quilting bee. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's nicest broom to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to In and Out Holiday for the Hamburgers Alla Maria Pia, and you've got to try Chef Stoker's Cotton candy Extravaganza at Seaside Butcher.

There's plenty to do in Kabul, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Fairlane and take an excursion to Smirnov's Gully. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its earthquakes and rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing table tennis and bungee jumping.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Vic's Filthy Atrium, eating blueberry pie and drinking sodas while listening to live music by Edith Cox and the Greasy Pieces of chalk.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique towel made of cloth as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $4572 per person.