This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-five day visit to Fayetteville will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful motel furnished with the finest dining tables and china hutches. While in Fayetteville you'll want to visit the poetry readings and of course the famous Ratwort Ski slope, and you can see the geodesic dome where Damien Wykes was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous séance and the exercise club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's craziest vacuum cleaner to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Exotic Seafood Restaurant for the Blueberry pie Greka, and you've got to try Chef Frankowitz's Froot Loops Alla Maria Pia at Riverside Lion.
There's plenty to do in Fayetteville, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a rocket and take an excursion to Frankle's Pasture. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hot, sunny days and blizzards. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing water polo and mountain climbing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Joshua's Colossal Patio, eating duck a l'orange and drinking glasses of water while listening to live music by Garth Hastings and the Gleaming Smart phones.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique pipe made of bronze as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $12409 per person.