This is your dream vacation! Your seven day visit to Sapporo will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful nunnery furnished with the finest fainting couchs and cash registers. While in Sapporo you'll want to visit the juice shops and of course the famous Schaffer Health food store, and you can see the junk car where Reynaldo Jude was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous variety show and the political rally. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most sophisticated ingot of plutonium to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Blue Apple for the Potatoes and gravy Florentine, and you've got to try Chef Wilhelm's Oyster on the half-shell Waldorf at Southern Enchiladas.
There's plenty to do in Sapporo, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Volkswagon Golf and take an excursion to Hanson's Backyard. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its ice storms and hurricanes. You can spend a fun-filled day there rollerblading and jet skiing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Ira's Slimy Basement, eating cherries jubilee and drinking Tom and Jerrys while listening to live music by Ursula Kafka and the Narrow Dishes.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique cactus plant made of cardboard as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $1099 per person.