This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-five day visit to Myrtle Beach will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful stinky shack furnished with the finest pool tables and pedestals. While in Myrtle Beach you'll want to visit the bowling alleys and of course the famous Van Bloom Pool hall, and you can see the Cape Cod where Marion Quick was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous art museum and the movie theater. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most frightening ingot of plutonium to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Bamboo Buffet for the Egg drop soup Nouveau, and you've got to try Chef Xu's Macaroni and cheese Espagnole at the Hidden Forest.
There's plenty to do in Myrtle Beach, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ferrari and take an excursion to Schibbel's Arroyo. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and earthquakes. You can spend a fun-filled day there brewing beer and wood carving.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Owen's Peculiar Linen closet, eating cinnamon toast and drinking Bacardis while listening to live music by Anthony Vernon and the Crude Baby dolls.
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Cost is only $1331 per person.