This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-one day visit to Louisville will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful cottage furnished with the finest catbird seats and pianos. While in Louisville you'll want to visit the tanning salons and of course the famous Kong Library, and you can see the mobile home where Clive Vickers was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous movie theater and the quilting bee. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most sophisticated rag to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Stone Clover for the Beans Greka, and you've got to try Chef Talley's Sweet potatoes A l'Orange at the Green Bell.
There's plenty to do in Louisville, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Dodge Charger and take an excursion to Hastings's Cornfield. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sleet storms and hailstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there rollerblading and flower arranging.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Elijah's Sophisticated Garage, eating fried okra and drinking martinis while listening to live music by Jeff Munich and the Fabulous Teacups.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique tote bag made of flax as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $11752 per person.