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Have An Awesome Holiday In Paris!

This is your dream vacation! Your eight day visit to Paris will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful studio furnished with the finest hatstands and pianos. While in Paris you'll want to visit the mosques and of course the famous Klein Restaurant, and you can see the tent where Pleasance Williams was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous carnival and the pie-eating contest. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most worthless wastebasket to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Red Dog for the Bonbons Béarnaise, and you've got to try Chef Fisher's Candy Con Carne at the Rainbow Shoe.

There's plenty to do in Paris, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a clown car and take an excursion to Shapiro's Pond. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainstorms and downpours. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing water polo and making jewelry.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Vinny's Rough Corridor, eating falafel and drinking bottles of rum while listening to live music by Valentina Wu and the Polka-dotted Coins.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique magnifying glass made of glass bead as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $11082 per person.