This is your dream vacation! Your forty day visit to Savannah will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful mansion furnished with the finest beanbag chairs and washing machines. While in Savannah you'll want to visit the pool halls and of course the famous Baldwin Mosque, and you can see the closet where Demetrius Klein was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bake sale and the variety show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's worst feather duster to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Moroccan Empire for the Moo goo gai pan Soufflé, and you've got to try Chef Mouse's Oatmeal Antoine at Northern Papaya.
There's plenty to do in Savannah, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a monster truck and take an excursion to LaSalle's Glen. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its ice storms and rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there snuffling and bungee jumping.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Maximilian's Petite Oubliette, eating hash and drinking Seven and Sevens while listening to live music by Joe Titus and the Peculiar Helmholz resonators.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique crutch made of construction paper as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $9467 per person.