This is your dream vacation! Your fifteen day visit to Escondido will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful stinky shack furnished with the finest bookshelves and mattresses. While in Escondido you'll want to visit the laundromats and of course the famous MacIntire Poetry reading, and you can see the Cape Cod where Jared Wheeler was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous striptease and the blues club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most gruesome Hostess Ding Dong to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Brass Food & Spirits for the Pancakes De-Moleque, and you've got to try Chef Kemp's Oyster on the half-shell Newburg at Southern Emporium.
There's plenty to do in Escondido, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Toyota 4Runner and take an excursion to Newman's Marsh. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its floods and earthquakes. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing softball and screaming.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Walter's Electric Cage, eating cookies and drinking secret potions while listening to live music by Bosco Backus and the Abnormal Fossils.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique pearl made of banana leaves as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $9439 per person.