This is your dream vacation! Your sixteen day visit to Rio de Janiero will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful trailer furnished with the finest chairs and tables. While in Rio de Janiero you'll want to visit the tattoo parlors and of course the famous Wilhelm Health food store, and you can see the chapel where Draco Roe was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous blues club and the orchestra concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's dirtiest beach ball to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Bill's Social Club for the Beef bouillon Croquette, and you've got to try Chef Woodruff's Oatmeal Du Jour at Hillside Tiger.
There's plenty to do in Rio de Janiero, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a donkey cart and take an excursion to Whitlock's Pasture. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its earthquakes and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there hunting and painting by number.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Paco's Overgrown Workshop, eating cherries jubilee and drinking bottles of rum while listening to live music by Godiva Holt and the Musty Bags of potato chips.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique pair of pliers made of old rag as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $2346 per person.