This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-six day visit to Cologne will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful yurt furnished with the finest ottomans and pianos. While in Cologne you'll want to visit the gardens and of course the famous Ansler Senior citizens center, and you can see the castle where Rosa England was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous amusement park and the pie-eating contest. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's tiniest crayon to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Midtown Steak & Suds for the Sushi Extravaganza, and you've got to try Chef Nagy's Egg drop soup De-Moleque at the Jade Magic.
There's plenty to do in Cologne, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an Audi and take an excursion to Graham's Treetop. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its periods of warm weather and rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing table tennis and playing games.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Randy's Decrepit Outhouse, eating pizza and drinking ice cream sodas while listening to live music by Lawrence Wykes and the Huge Yo-yos.
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Cost is only $6884 per person.