This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-five day visit to Fontana will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful apartment furnished with the finest end tables and TVs. While in Fontana you'll want to visit the pet stores and of course the famous Richards Swimming pool, and you can see the cardboard box where Candi Wozniak was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous opium den and the drag race. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's funniest toothbrush to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the City Pie Kitchen for the Macaroni and cheese Soufflé, and you've got to try Chef Grayheels's Macaroni and cheese Con Arroz at Pacific Emperor.
There's plenty to do in Fontana, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a little red wagon and take an excursion to Samaniego's Savanna. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its typhoons and ice storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing water polo and snowboarding.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Derek's Abnormal Patio, eating clam chowder and drinking Sangrías while listening to live music by Chad Weston and the Handy Microscopes.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique mop made of hay as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $2643 per person.