This is your dream vacation! Your forty-four day visit to Ottawa will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful nunnery furnished with the finest overstuffed chairs and dishwashers. While in Ottawa you'll want to visit the bookstores and of course the famous Rogers Tattoo parlor, and you can see the sod house where Harvey Katz was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous discotheque and the carnival. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's oddest bottle of painkillers to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Galloping Mountain for the Burritos Picante, and you've got to try Chef Thor's Lamb curry Stroganoff at Fireside Grub Hall.
There's plenty to do in Ottawa, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Focus and take an excursion to Del Genio's Jungle. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its windy days and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there collecting coins and sunbathing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Devon's Brightly-colored Auditorium, eating crab rangoon and drinking Bacardis while listening to live music by Sophia Sargent and the Worn Big Gulps.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique cigar made of stucco as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $12767 per person.