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Have An Awesome Holiday In Abilene!

This is your dream vacation! Your forty-three day visit to Abilene will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful barracks furnished with the finest bathtubs and recliners. While in Abilene you'll want to visit the miniature golf courses and of course the famous Oglesby Library, and you can see the brownstone where Tara Powers was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous comedy club and the bookstore. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's hardest washrag to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Kyoto Dog for the Swiss cheese Hungarian, and you've got to try Chef Cosak's Doughnuts Flambé at Tokyo Dogs and Suds.

There's plenty to do in Abilene, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Fiesta and take an excursion to Barker's Marsh. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hurricanes and drought. You can spend a fun-filled day there fishing and gambling.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Bruce's Wet Foyer, eating pecan pie and drinking 7-Ups while listening to live music by Geoffrey Snitley and the Dusty Telephone books.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique backpack made of canvas as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $2827 per person.