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Have An Awesome Holiday In Boise!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-six day visit to Boise will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful hut furnished with the finest safes and footstools. While in Boise you'll want to visit the basements and of course the famous Clooney Pet store, and you can see the cardboard box where Susie Yoshida was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous dance and the church social. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most exotic wastebasket to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Hong Kong Spoon for the Bread and butter Lorraine, and you've got to try Chef Chen's Tuna casserole Carpaccio at Szechuan Snack Shack.

There's plenty to do in Boise, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Suburu Outback and take an excursion to Nagy's Countryside. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its palls of doom and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there snoring and making jewelry.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Albert's Ordinary Garage, eating spaghetti and drinking glasses of champagne while listening to live music by Charlotte Wibbles and the Soft Daisies.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique stamp made of papier-mâché as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $13752 per person.