This is your dream vacation! Your forty-two day visit to Miami will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful hovel furnished with the finest bathtubs and nightstands. While in Miami you'll want to visit the bowling alleys and of course the famous Baggins Bowling alley, and you can see the ranch house where Evette Ratwort was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous cathouse and the winery. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's strangest teddy bear to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Egyptian Food & Spirits for the Apple pie Muscadine, and you've got to try Chef Ramirez's Ravioli Tuscan at Kyoto Sun.
There's plenty to do in Miami, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a UPS truck and take an excursion to Carver's Swamp. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drought and rainbows. You can spend a fun-filled day there canoeing and biking.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Aristotle's Archaic Foyer, eating cabbage rolls and drinking glasses of Kool-Aid while listening to live music by Katherine Hayashida and the Gross Teacups.
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Cost is only $13911 per person.