This is your dream vacation! Your three day visit to Elk Grove will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful trough furnished with the finest mattresses and desks. While in Elk Grove you'll want to visit the taco shops and of course the famous Potatohead School cafeteria, and you can see the spa where Wendell Abrams was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous restaurant and the basketball game. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most astonishing notebook to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Presidential Palace for the Sauerkraut Curry, and you've got to try Chef Walker's Tacos A la creme at Doc's Mess Hall.
There's plenty to do in Elk Grove, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a scooter and take an excursion to Cannon's Trail. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its gales and rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there moonwalking and playing volleyball.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Thad's Gaudy Bathroom, eating potatoes and gravy and drinking glasses of papaya juice while listening to live music by Adam Kilroy and the Spongy Mirrors.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique bowl made of old bone as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $4249 per person.