This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-three day visit to Escondido will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful chapel furnished with the finest dressers and caskets. While in Escondido you'll want to visit the ski resorts and of course the famous Logan Basement, and you can see the studio where Carmen Prater was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bridge club and the puppet show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most important dog biscuit to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Northern Hideaway for the Ham Benedict, and you've got to try Chef Galloza's Fondue Con Carne at Cindy's Star.
There's plenty to do in Escondido, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Fairlane and take an excursion to Lord's Mesa. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its thunderstorms and tornadoes. You can spend a fun-filled day there hunting and washing dishes.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Lawrence's Sleek Laundry room, eating waffles and drinking Seven and Sevens while listening to live music by Guy Gomez and the Flexible Bones.
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Cost is only $9333 per person.