This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-one day visit to Calgary will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful monastery furnished with the finest file cabinets and pool tables. While in Calgary you'll want to visit the Elvis chapels and of course the famous Hayashida Juice shop, and you can see the townhouse where Delores Grundy was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous dog pound and the discotheque. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's shiniest key ring to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Exotic Jiffy Eats for the Chicken pot pie Maigre, and you've got to try Chef Drake's Chopped liver A la creme at Doc's Serpent.
There's plenty to do in Calgary, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Porsche and take an excursion to Holloman's Cave. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its humid days and gales. You can spend a fun-filled day there snuffling and hang gliding.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Bull's Imported Bedroom, eating pie a la mode and drinking glasses of buttermilk while listening to live music by Nakisha King and the Imitation Yardsticks.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique air compressor made of bark as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $11537 per person.