This is your dream vacation! Your forty-four day visit to Miami will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful dugout furnished with the finest chests of drawers and workbenchs. While in Miami you'll want to visit the carnivals and of course the famous Jacobsen Disco, and you can see the apartment where Bev Wolfe was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous winery and the dog pound. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's cheapest barbell to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Brass Trading Post for the Hors d'oeuvre Croquette, and you've got to try Chef MacKenzie's Roast turkey De-Moleque at Peking Plate.
There's plenty to do in Miami, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Fairlane and take an excursion to McClain's Grassland. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hailstorms and blankets of mist. You can spend a fun-filled day there watching TV and playing rugby.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Helmut's Heavy Study, eating falafel and drinking chocolate milks while listening to live music by Sadie Cradduck and the Broken Bags of popcorn.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique chamber pot made of cement as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $14837 per person.