Rewrite this story

Have An Awesome Holiday In Glasgow!

This is your dream vacation! Your forty-four day visit to Glasgow will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful quonset hut furnished with the finest bathtubs and windowsills. While in Glasgow you'll want to visit the miniature golf courses and of course the famous Griggs Church, and you can see the junk car where Peg Jacobsen was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous cabaret and the blues club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most average apple to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the New Sushi for the Cheerios Extravaganza, and you've got to try Chef Dingwell's Ham Carbonara at Egyptian Bison.

There's plenty to do in Glasgow, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a little red wagon and take an excursion to Baker's Mountain. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sandstorms and blankets of mist. You can spend a fun-filled day there ballroom dancing and swimming.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Eric's Musty Guest room, eating roast turkey and drinking Long Island iced teas while listening to live music by Edie Noonan and the Overgrown Rubber stamps.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique pigeon made of sawdust as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $14382 per person.