This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-nine day visit to Acapulco will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful Victorian mansion furnished with the finest workbenchs and billiard tables. While in Acapulco you'll want to visit the bookstores and of course the famous Giordano Party, and you can see the travel trailer where LaDonna MacKenzie was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous rodeo and the drag race. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's creepiest acorn to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Hometown Pastry Shop for the Wienerschnitzel A l'Orange, and you've got to try Chef Wayman's Refried beans Parfait at Chicago Social Club.
There's plenty to do in Acapulco, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Chevy Impala and take an excursion to Dick's Cesspool. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dust storms and hailstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing rugby and playing tennis.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Willard's Mechanical Living room, eating chocolate-covered ants and drinking fruit smoothies while listening to live music by Isaac Buffalo and the Flexible Coins.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique teddy bear made of candy as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $12201 per person.