This is your dream vacation! Your eighteen day visit to Salem will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful treehouse furnished with the finest card tables and mattresses. While in Salem you'll want to visit the day care centers and of course the famous Lawler Health food store, and you can see the park bench where Tim Hale was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous dance and the opium den. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's stinkiest paper bag to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the New King for the Tortillas Alla Modanese, and you've got to try Chef Grady's Squash blossom soup Hungarian at the Roman Lunchery.
There's plenty to do in Salem, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a panel truck and take an excursion to McDiggles's Swamp. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hailstorms and dense fogs. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing tennis and painting.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Andy's Rigid Front porch, eating blueberry pie and drinking grape sodas while listening to live music by Mopsy Bagman and the Rare Napkins.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique egg shell made of lead as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $10427 per person.