This is your dream vacation! Your fifteen day visit to Toronto will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful monastery furnished with the finest bar stools and tables. While in Toronto you'll want to visit the tanning salons and of course the famous McCarthy Supermarket, and you can see the trailer where Freddie Stine was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous reggae festival and the opium den. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's gaudiest pillow to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Mama's Pig for the Banana split Normandie, and you've got to try Chef Sitting Bird's Ham Parfait at Hillside Galaxy.
There's plenty to do in Toronto, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Pinto and take an excursion to O'Connor's Pond. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its palls of doom and pelting rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there skydiving and flower arranging.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Vance's Puzzling Porch, eating chicken soup and drinking glasses of tomato juice while listening to live music by Luann McGraw and the Papery Stacks of papers.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique camera made of clay as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $11504 per person.