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Have An Awesome Holiday In Caracas!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-three day visit to Caracas will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful brownstone furnished with the finest dressers and credenzas. While in Caracas you'll want to visit the saloons and of course the famous Quintana Restaurant, and you can see the dugout where Lizzie McAllister was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous discotheque and the casino. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most cumbersome Barbie doll to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Gourmet Garden for the Enchiladas Soufflé, and you've got to try Chef Romero's Moo goo gai pan Bolognese at the Hometown Bistro.

There's plenty to do in Caracas, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Falcon and take an excursion to Franklin's Desert. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainstorms and dust storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there hunting and watching birds.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Noel's Greasy Outhouse, eating beef bouillon and drinking cups of Sanka while listening to live music by Marilyn Yoshida and the Luxurious Sticks.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique spittoon made of banana leaves as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $12746 per person.