This is your dream vacation! Your five day visit to Akron will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful manor house furnished with the finest pedestals and benches. While in Akron you'll want to visit the spelling bees and of course the famous Ellington Wal-Mart, and you can see the housing project where Alistair Kinstler was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous church social and the reggae festival. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's saddest fishing rod to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Hungry King for the Blueberry pie Béarnaise, and you've got to try Chef Richter's Borscht Bolognese at Riverside Delicatessen.
There's plenty to do in Akron, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Land Rover and take an excursion to Warren's Hillside. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dense fogs and periods of warm weather. You can spend a fun-filled day there moonwalking and acting.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Pops's Hand-made Salon, eating mulligan stew and drinking glasses of iced tea while listening to live music by Tony Craven and the Odd Boxes of candy.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique spider made of concrete as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $13597 per person.