This is your dream vacation! Your six day visit to Taipei will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful flat furnished with the finest recliners and wardrobes. While in Taipei you'll want to visit the miniature golf courses and of course the famous Ratwort Day care center, and you can see the park bench where Matt Douglas was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous opium den and the bridge club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most cumbersome stick of gum to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Golden Palace for the Potatoes and gravy Melba, and you've got to try Chef Gonzales's Country glazed ham Suzette at Lakeshore Village.
There's plenty to do in Taipei, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a GMC pickup and take an excursion to Palomino's Pasture. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its palls of doom and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there making jewelry and skating.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Preston's Large Outhouse, eating wienerschnitzel and drinking doses of cod liver oil while listening to live music by Lynette Cutler and the Imitation Toolboxes.
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Cost is only $2356 per person.