This is your dream vacation! Your three day visit to Frisco will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful hovel furnished with the finest hatstands and safes. While in Frisco you'll want to visit the parties and of course the famous Parker Beach, and you can see the motel where Owen Fosbury was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous carnival and the movie theater. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most boring hacksaw to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Hong Kong Jiffy Eats for the Chocolate-covered ants A la King, and you've got to try Chef Brunken's Applesauce Pavlova at In and Out Panda.
There's plenty to do in Frisco, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Porsche and take an excursion to Richter's Battlefield. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its windy days and dust storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there bungee jumping and raising Cain.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Ole's Bent Basement, eating fondue and drinking Shirley Temples while listening to live music by Bob Robinson and the Ridiculous Fingernail clippers.
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Cost is only $9853 per person.