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Have An Awesome Holiday In Lubbock!

This is your dream vacation! Your forty-four day visit to Lubbock will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful Victorian mansion furnished with the finest tables and bookshelves. While in Lubbock you'll want to visit the closets and of course the famous Warren Church, and you can see the boxcar where Del Gibson was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous comedy club and the pie-eating contest. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's nicest basket to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Golden Kitchen for the Macaroni Carbonara, and you've got to try Chef Minturn's Oatmeal Normandie at the City In and Out.

There's plenty to do in Lubbock, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a delivery truck and take an excursion to Sibley's Marsh. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its ice storms and rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing water polo and wind surfing.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Lorenzo's Cardboard Boiler room, eating hamburgers and drinking shots of whiskey while listening to live music by Dolores Nabokov and the Hefty Umbrellas.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique abacus made of plywood as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $7749 per person.