This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-eight day visit to Cologne will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful treehouse furnished with the finest hatstands and settees. While in Cologne you'll want to visit the Seven-Elevens and of course the famous Wu Closet, and you can see the condominium where Shepard Barberry was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous ballet and the art gallery. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's shiniest spider to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Midtown Grub Hall for the Prune pudding Waldorf, and you've got to try Chef Crowe's Bread and butter A la mode at Doc's Sky.
There's plenty to do in Cologne, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Suburu Forester and take an excursion to Thompson's Battlefield. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hot days and windy days. You can spend a fun-filled day there mountain climbing and playing games.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Nathaniel's Gigantic Basement, eating beans and drinking shots of bourbon while listening to live music by Newt Rexford and the Damaged Chamber pots.
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Cost is only $14717 per person.