This is your dream vacation! Your seven day visit to Tallahassee will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful junk car furnished with the finest windowsills and wooden crates. While in Tallahassee you'll want to visit the ski resorts and of course the famous Rogers Saloon, and you can see the condominium where Rhoda Tran was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous opium den and the cathouse. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's smoothest stamp to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Yellow Empire for the Cinnamon toast Ragout, and you've got to try Chef Escobar's Egg rolls De-Moleque at Lakeshore Food Blitz.
There's plenty to do in Tallahassee, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Citroen and take an excursion to Quintana's Neighborhood. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dust storms and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there fishing and doing origami.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Thad's Smumpy Rec room, eating enchiladas and drinking Scotch and sodas while listening to live music by Mickey Eriksson and the Gruesome Knitting needles.
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Cost is only $615 per person.