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Have An Awesome Holiday In Worcester!

This is your dream vacation! Your eight day visit to Worcester will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful farmhouse furnished with the finest file cabinets and ottomans. While in Worcester you'll want to visit the basements and of course the famous Baldwin Carnival, and you can see the office where Constance Hyde was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous shopping mall and the ballet. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most astonishing accordion to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Yong's Basket for the Hamburger Helper Classico, and you've got to try Chef Mancini's Mulligan stew Mongole at Fireside Cuisine.

There's plenty to do in Worcester, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a clown car and take an excursion to Rebensdorf's Park. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainbows and hot, sunny days. You can spend a fun-filled day there sketching and painting by number.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Shamus's Rancid Library, eating tofu and drinking bottles of rum while listening to live music by Edward Roberts and the Filthy Magazines.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique fountain pen made of peanut shell as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $3459 per person.