This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-seven day visit to Vienna will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful Victorian mansion furnished with the finest washing machines and bunk beds. While in Vienna you'll want to visit the miniature golf courses and of course the famous Weiner Pool hall, and you can see the A-frame where Nicolas Weston was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bluegrass festival and the carnival. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most natural file folder to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Asian Sandwich Shop for the Sweet potatoes Louie, and you've got to try Chef Flake's Pecan pie Nouveau at the Wonderful Cafe.
There's plenty to do in Vienna, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a UPS truck and take an excursion to Palin's Landfill. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hailstorms and earthquakes. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing video games and playing dolls.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Wes's Nice Guest room, eating dry toast and drinking cups of espresso while listening to live music by Katie Hobbs and the Smelly Duffel bags.
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Cost is only $7640 per person.