This is your dream vacation! Your eleven day visit to Providence will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful junk car furnished with the finest floors and pedestals. While in Providence you'll want to visit the jails and of course the famous Lord Health food store, and you can see the duplex where Tom Ferrari was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous cabaret and the pizza parlor. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most astonishing cupcake to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Hunan Saloon for the Borscht Lorraine, and you've got to try Chef Wicker's Steak Lorraine at the Hungry Sandwich Shop.
There's plenty to do in Providence, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an MG Midget and take an excursion to Gare's Circus tent. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its periods of warm weather and rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there yawning and sketching.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Todd's Original Dining room, eating applesauce and drinking bottles of rum while listening to live music by Chris Durand and the Worn Fish.
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Cost is only $5053 per person.