This is your dream vacation! Your forty-three day visit to Palmdale will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful motel furnished with the finest overstuffed chairs and dining tables. While in Palmdale you'll want to visit the juice shops and of course the famous Burtle Laundromat, and you can see the monastery where Doug Pence was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous church social and the concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's largest bouquet to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Southern Burger Joint for the Moo goo gai pan Pavlova, and you've got to try Chef Major's Apple pie Maigre at the Jade Noodle.
There's plenty to do in Palmdale, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Land Rover and take an excursion to Van Heusen's Prairie. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainbows and dust storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing baseball and playing tennis.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Rex's Gaudy Cage, eating borscht and drinking glasses of water while listening to live music by Esther Mohammadian and the Plain Firecrackers.
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Cost is only $1856 per person.