This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-seven day visit to Krakow will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful trailer furnished with the finest futons and windowsills. While in Krakow you'll want to visit the school cafeterias and of course the famous Tannenbaum Pet store, and you can see the manor house where Carey Proctor was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous political rally and the opium den. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's oldest arrowhead to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Yong's Barn for the Chicken pot pie Louie, and you've got to try Chef Broghammer's Pecan pie Extraordinaire at the Roman Bowl.
There's plenty to do in Krakow, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an MG convertible and take an excursion to Palensky's Rainforest. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dust storms and thunderstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there fishing and bungee jumping.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Cosmo's Large Solarium, eating candy and drinking milkshakes while listening to live music by Marla Lee and the Mysterious Notebooks.
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Cost is only $1879 per person.