This is your dream vacation! Your seven day visit to Clodville will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful castle furnished with the finest china cabinets and washing machines. While in Clodville you'll want to visit the pool halls and of course the famous Al-Ghareeb Health club, and you can see the cottage where Gabriel Falcone was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous political rally and the art exhibit. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's smallest ashtray to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Tasty Wingding for the Jambalaya Flambé, and you've got to try Chef Sitzman's Roast beef Croquette at the City Urn.
There's plenty to do in Clodville, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a minivan and take an excursion to Ellis's Hillside. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its snowstorms and drought. You can spend a fun-filled day there making jewelry and wood carving.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Chad's Gooey Family room, eating burritos and drinking gin and tonics while listening to live music by Vinny Ross and the Clean Knitting needles.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique bagpipe made of enamel as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $12401 per person.