This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-three day visit to Tacoma will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful hovel furnished with the finest cribs and fainting couchs. While in Tacoma you'll want to visit the tanning salons and of course the famous Smiley K-Mart, and you can see the Cape Cod where Bruno Clemmons was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous ball game and the wax museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's saddest pumpkin to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Fast Barn for the Hash Kiev, and you've got to try Chef Thurman's Hash Tuscan at the Blazing Emporium.
There's plenty to do in Tacoma, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a pickup and take an excursion to Mantzios's Pond. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its floods and dense fogs. You can spend a fun-filled day there hollering and shooting the breeze.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Bones's Spongy Atrium, eating fried okra and drinking Mai Tais while listening to live music by Ron Fagan and the Unusual Bouquets.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique chamber pot made of brass as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $12016 per person.