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Have An Awesome Holiday In Athens!

This is your dream vacation! Your forty-one day visit to Athens will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful housing project furnished with the finest computers and pedestals. While in Athens you'll want to visit the gyro shops and of course the famous Marsden Bowling alley, and you can see the houseboat where Cory Wozniak was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous car show and the bingo hall. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most important nail to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Midtown House for the Chicken soup Almondine, and you've got to try Chef Yager's Ravioli Bolognese at Parisian Dynasty.

There's plenty to do in Athens, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a school bus and take an excursion to Milenski's Cave. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its earthquakes and ice storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there cooking and playing softball.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Ryan's Flaky Outhouse, eating chicken soup and drinking bottles of water while listening to live music by Jackson Wenzel and the Fabulous Coloring books.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique bottle made of Velcro as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $1975 per person.