This is your dream vacation! Your forty-three day visit to Cleveland will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful box furnished with the finest cribs and caskets. While in Cleveland you'll want to visit the parties and of course the famous Worm Miniature golf course, and you can see the townhouse where Victoria Edwards was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bar crawl and the theater. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most gruesome peach to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Neighborhood Harvest for the Refried beans Picante, and you've got to try Chef McDermott's Beef bouillon Alfredo at Presidential Lion.
There's plenty to do in Cleveland, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a rickshaw and take an excursion to Frankowitz's Beach. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its blankets of mist and bits of precipitation. You can spend a fun-filled day there singing karaoke and rollerblading.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Darin's Decrepit Salon, eating fried eggs and drinking gin and tonics while listening to live music by Shawn Downer and the Waxy Wrenches.
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Cost is only $8636 per person.