This is your dream vacation! Your fourteen day visit to Bangalore will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful stinky shack furnished with the finest armoires and umbrella stands. While in Bangalore you'll want to visit the jails and of course the famous Hoffa Bedroom, and you can see the box where Babs Witherbee was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous exercise club and the orchestra concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's craziest piece of chalk to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Farmer's Bar & Grill for the Chopped liver De-Moleque, and you've got to try Chef Lippman's Lasagna Purée at the Fragrant Butcher.
There's plenty to do in Bangalore, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Chevy Caprice and take an excursion to Potatohead's Meadow. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hurricanes and dense fogs. You can spend a fun-filled day there moonwalking and shooting the breeze.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Kenneth's Modern Game room, eating scrambled eggs and drinking bottles of Gatorade while listening to live music by Christine Adams and the Frilly Bunsen burners.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique kite made of Tyvek as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $9666 per person.