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Have An Awesome Holiday In Perth!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-eight day visit to Perth will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful hovel furnished with the finest benches and desks. While in Perth you'll want to visit the tanning salons and of course the famous Bagman Juice shop, and you can see the tent where Abbie Dubois was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous Turkish bath and the winery. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's strangest can of shaving cream to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to London Pan for the Potatoes and gravy Wellington, and you've got to try Chef Woodruff's Blueberry pie Pavlova at the Asian Emperor.

There's plenty to do in Perth, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a van and take an excursion to Webb's Forest. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its ice storms and windy days. You can spend a fun-filled day there doing yoga and snowboarding.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Mahatma's Hard Bathroom, eating prune pudding and drinking shots of whiskey while listening to live music by Lars Queens and the Hand-carved Boomerangs.

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Cost is only $8156 per person.