This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-nine day visit to Johannesburg will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful chateau furnished with the finest display cases and hammocks. While in Johannesburg you'll want to visit the malls and of course the famous Elwood Movie theater, and you can see the Spanish colonial where Rico Hill was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous rock concert and the natural history museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's largest pair of fuzzy dice to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Riverside Food Blitz for the Pecan pie Newburg, and you've got to try Chef Soto's Candy Extraordinaire at the Copper Greasy Spoon.
There's plenty to do in Johannesburg, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an Oldsmobile and take an excursion to James's Path. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its bits of precipitation and downpours. You can spend a fun-filled day there candle making and fishing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Buck's Rusty Servant's quarters, eating pecan pie and drinking glasses of milk while listening to live music by Isabel Robinson and the Ordinary Teacups.
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Cost is only $10375 per person.