This is your dream vacation! Your forty-four day visit to Washington will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful loft furnished with the finest ping-pong tables and fainting couchs. While in Washington you'll want to visit the swimming pools and of course the famous Parsons Garden, and you can see the log cabin where Shawn Crawford was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous public park and the rock concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most useless brochure to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Brass Garden for the Fried okra A la mode, and you've got to try Chef Judd's Fried okra Burlesque at the New Waterfall.
There's plenty to do in Washington, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a wheelchair and take an excursion to Haddad's Meadow. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sandstorms and blankets of mist. You can spend a fun-filled day there biking and rollerblading.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Frankie's Striking Dungeon, eating refried beans and drinking sodas while listening to live music by Giovanni Santos and the Primitive Fish bowls.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique mousetrap made of wattle and daub as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $12483 per person.