This is your dream vacation! Your thirty day visit to Santiago will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful motor home furnished with the finest china hutches and rocking chairs. While in Santiago you'll want to visit the libraries and of course the famous Wheeler Taco shop, and you can see the manor where Sydney Barnes was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous amusement park and the art exhibit. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's dirtiest rose to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Dancing Organics for the Cabbage Suzette, and you've got to try Chef Caldwell's Lasagna Brochette at the Magic Pan.
There's plenty to do in Santiago, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Mercedes and take an excursion to Grayheels's Seacoast. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its windy days and humid days. You can spend a fun-filled day there embroidering and swimming.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Vernon's Important Boiler room, eating potatoes and gravy and drinking Tom and Jerrys while listening to live music by Jill Palensky and the Frilly Cans of shaving cream.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique boomerang made of antimatter as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $82 per person.