This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-seven day visit to Garden Grove will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful palace furnished with the finest washing machines and hatstands. While in Garden Grove you'll want to visit the libraries and of course the famous Stetson Beach, and you can see the wigwam where Jim Bob Tanaka was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous art museum and the ball game. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most dingy tube of toothpaste to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Mother's Pizzeria for the Pie a la mode Fontaine, and you've got to try Chef Kilroy's Burritos Ragout at Kyoto Gems.
There's plenty to do in Garden Grove, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Toyota Land Cruiser and take an excursion to Whitney's Dump. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its blankets of mist and driving rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there snowboarding and playing video games.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Wilson's Striking Salon, eating chicken chow mein and drinking hot buttered rums while listening to live music by Xaviera Silva and the Weird Coat check tickets.
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Cost is only $11211 per person.