This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-seven day visit to Mesa will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful homeless shelter furnished with the finest bath mats and ironing boards. While in Mesa you'll want to visit the Wal-Marts and of course the famous Ridley Saloon, and you can see the treehouse where Daniel MacDonald was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous pizza parlor and the amusement park. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's cutest rock to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Peking Inn for the Bread and butter Con Arroz, and you've got to try Chef Schneider's Moo goo gai pan Con Carne at Berlin Lunchery.
There's plenty to do in Mesa, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Land Rover and take an excursion to Schlick's Hill. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its floods and floods. You can spend a fun-filled day there flower arranging and sculpting.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Phil's Fuzzy Laundry room, eating ice cream and drinking margaritas while listening to live music by Lillie Buffalo and the Burned Bird baths.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique elephant tusk made of slime as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $11102 per person.