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Have An Awesome Holiday In Tegucigalpa!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-five day visit to Tegucigalpa will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful brownstone furnished with the finest overstuffed chairs and sofas. While in Tegucigalpa you'll want to visit the mosques and of course the famous Danielson Basement, and you can see the park bench where Nookie Ellis was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous museum and the orchestra concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most awful ironing board to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Dancing In and Out for the Prune pudding Curry, and you've got to try Chef McCoy's Hors d'oeuvre Parfait at the Farmer's Palace.

There's plenty to do in Tegucigalpa, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Toyota Prius and take an excursion to Locke's Gulch. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dense fogs and blizzards. You can spend a fun-filled day there acting and boxing.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Lester's Stiff Billiard room, eating duck a l'orange and drinking cups of bouillon while listening to live music by Hannah Ortega and the Amazing Balloons.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique ice cream cone made of noodles as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $9054 per person.