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Have An Awesome Holiday In Ontario!

This is your dream vacation! Your forty-four day visit to Ontario will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful boxcar furnished with the finest safes and dishwashers. While in Ontario you'll want to visit the pet stores and of course the famous Gong Swimming pool, and you can see the sand castle where Christina Danielson was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous puppet show and the bookstore. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's largest hair dryer to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Yummy Dinner for the Country glazed ham Con Arroz, and you've got to try Chef Henry's Tofu Con Arroz at Szechuan Home.

There's plenty to do in Ontario, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Suburu Forester and take an excursion to Watkins's Village. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its lightning storms and hot, sunny days. You can spend a fun-filled day there baton twirling and wood carving.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Hugo's Colossal Boudoir, eating lime sherbet and drinking cans of Ensure while listening to live music by Rock Lundy and the Musty Compasses.

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Cost is only $14759 per person.