This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-seven day visit to Concord will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful A-frame furnished with the finest toilets and catbird seats. While in Concord you'll want to visit the ski slopes and of course the famous Milano Ski resort, and you can see the houseboat where Guy Gross was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous theater and the basketball game. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most expensive twig to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Stellar Magic for the Fondue Waldorf, and you've got to try Chef Sparks's Tacos Florentine at Madrid Butcher.
There's plenty to do in Concord, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Volkswagen Passat and take an excursion to Yoshida's Swamp. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its snowstorms and typhoons. You can spend a fun-filled day there screaming and meditating.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Rufus's Woven Nursery, eating tuna casserole and drinking Cokes while listening to live music by Nookie Shepard and the Smumpy Cages.
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Cost is only $10416 per person.