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Have An Awesome Holiday In Lisbon!

This is your dream vacation! Your eleven day visit to Lisbon will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful cabin furnished with the finest rugs and stairways. While in Lisbon you'll want to visit the rock concerts and of course the famous Popp Swimming pool, and you can see the cave where Pete Selby was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous reggae festival and the county fair. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's saddest smart phone to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Lee's Urn for the Corn on the cob Terrine, and you've got to try Chef Bowers's Waffles A l'Orange at the Yellow Goose.

There's plenty to do in Lisbon, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Volvo and take an excursion to Harmon's Stream. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its windy days and blankets of mist. You can spend a fun-filled day there eating and giggling.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Malcolm's Colossal Servant's quarters, eating roast turkey and drinking cans of Ensure while listening to live music by Kevin Mackintosh and the Petite Crayons.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique bullet made of oak as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $14954 per person.