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Have An Awesome Holiday In Waterloo!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-eight day visit to Waterloo will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful wigwam furnished with the finest settees and coffee tables. While in Waterloo you'll want to visit the bagel shops and of course the famous Mouse Carnival, and you can see the monastery where Madison Pierce was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous rock concert and the variety show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most average cork to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Moroccan Mountain for the Lobster bisque Godiva, and you've got to try Chef Binkley's Macaroni Melba at the Galloping Winery.

There's plenty to do in Waterloo, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ferrari Spider and take an excursion to Martin's Mountaintop. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its blizzards and tornadoes. You can spend a fun-filled day there working puzzles and eating.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Guy's Smelly Servant's quarters, eating mashed potatoes and drinking glasses of apple juice while listening to live music by Marissa Bruno and the Electronic Mushrooms.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique Lego set made of aluminum foil as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $13586 per person.