This is your dream vacation! Your forty-two day visit to Santa Clara will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful yurt furnished with the finest pillows and footstools. While in Santa Clara you'll want to visit the ski resorts and of course the famous Nelson Supermarket, and you can see the condominium where Harold Papadopoulos was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous orchestra concert and the bridge club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most absurd can of beer to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Hidden Chopstick for the Tuna casserole Foster, and you've got to try Chef Barcelo's Scrambled eggs Picante at Fabulous Mist.
There's plenty to do in Santa Clara, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a taxi and take an excursion to Tweedie's Cornfield. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sandstorms and driving rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there painting and fishing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Jude's Mysterious Laundry room, eating falafel and drinking Mai Tais while listening to live music by José Perkins and the Torn Footballs.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique ironing board made of plaster as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $6470 per person.