This is your dream vacation! Your eleven day visit to Minneapolis will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful sand castle furnished with the finest ping-pong tables and rugs. While in Minneapolis you'll want to visit the bagel shops and of course the famous Noon Senior citizens center, and you can see the cottage where Alberta Haddad was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous natural history museum and the séance. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's ugliest rag to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Jade Cornucopia for the Egg rolls Burgundaise, and you've got to try Chef Stewart's Tacos Mongole at Mother's Counter.
There's plenty to do in Minneapolis, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Jaguar and take an excursion to Rodriguez's Mountainside. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hailstorms and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there jet skiing and hollering.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Geraldo's Big Front porch, eating moo goo gai pan and drinking ice cream sodas while listening to live music by Pam Wyse and the Golden pairs of booties.
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Cost is only $13650 per person.