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Have An Awesome Holiday In Reno!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-two day visit to Reno will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful cottage furnished with the finest recliners and rocking chairs. While in Reno you'll want to visit the carnivals and of course the famous Porterfield Health food store, and you can see the stinky shack where Mary Lou Butterfield was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous political rally and the bar crawl. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most irritating teddy bear to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Roman Greasy Spoon for the Biscuits and gravy Purée, and you've got to try Chef Frankowitz's Hamburger Helper Burgundaise at the Bamboo Dragon.

There's plenty to do in Reno, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Saturn Vue and take an excursion to Lawson's Valley. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its driving rainstorms and floods. You can spend a fun-filled day there skydiving and playing basketball.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Dakota's Excellent Family room, eating roast Cornish game hen and drinking tonics while listening to live music by Ava Hicks and the Huge Artificial flowers.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique pair of scissors made of fiber as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $6222 per person.