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Have An Awesome Holiday In Manitoba!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-three day visit to Manitoba will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful castle furnished with the finest wooden crates and armoires. While in Manitoba you'll want to visit the saloons and of course the famous Weeden Saloon, and you can see the flat where Joni Slade was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous amusement park and the hockey game. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's tiniest paper airplane to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Peking Winery for the Sushi Alfredo, and you've got to try Chef Bartholomew's Pie a la mode Brûlée at the Asian Empire.

There's plenty to do in Manitoba, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Hyundai Sonata and take an excursion to Milenski's Glen. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its floods and gales. You can spend a fun-filled day there backpacking and glassblowing.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Nicholas's Queer Master bedroom, eating lobster bisque and drinking root beer floats while listening to live music by Brittany Seagram and the Bulky Pillows.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique Hostess Ding Dong made of denim as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $9493 per person.