Rewrite this story

Have An Awesome Holiday In Sydney!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-three day visit to Sydney will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful palace furnished with the finest bookshelves and carpets. While in Sydney you'll want to visit the bedrooms and of course the famous Ridley Poetry reading, and you can see the loft where Buster Vanderbilt was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous basketball game and the variety show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's wackiest cookbook to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Hot Bar & Grill for the Pretzels Florentine, and you've got to try Chef Marsden's French fries Alla Maria Pia at the Great Mist.

There's plenty to do in Sydney, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Trans Am and take an excursion to Bowman's Buffalo wallow. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drizzles and hailstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there drawing and wood carving.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Damon's Burned Solarium, eating Swiss cheese and drinking Mudslides while listening to live music by Larry Anderson and the Stiff Clipboards.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique microscope made of diamond as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $4432 per person.