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Have An Awesome Holiday In Tripoli!

This is your dream vacation! Your forty-two day visit to Tripoli will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful quonset hut furnished with the finest display cases and wardrobes. While in Tripoli you'll want to visit the movie theaters and of course the famous Thomas Mosque, and you can see the hut where Aristotle Plummer was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous puppet show and the bridge club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most average bottle to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Stellar Galaxy for the Cherries jubilee De-Moleque, and you've got to try Chef Marks's Shrimp Soufflé at Grandmother's Wingding.

There's plenty to do in Tripoli, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Kia Soul and take an excursion to Jackson's Park. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hot days and drizzles. You can spend a fun-filled day there doing homework and flower arranging.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Vernon's Dry Nursery, eating cherries jubilee and drinking whiskey sours while listening to live music by Knuckles Quintana and the Immense Hot potatoes.

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Cost is only $7372 per person.