This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-six day visit to Milan will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful boxcar furnished with the finest dishwashers and windowsills. While in Milan you'll want to visit the Seven-Elevens and of course the famous Beach Wal-Mart, and you can see the chapel where Peg Feeley was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous movie theater and the bluegrass festival. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's oddest bucket to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Silk Den for the Hash A l'Orange, and you've got to try Chef Arnold's Country glazed ham Alfredo at the Dancing Oven.
There's plenty to do in Milan, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Dodge Charger and take an excursion to Goldberg's Housing development. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its earthquakes and driving rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there moonwalking and tending the garden.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Mickey's Stuffed Auditorium, eating chicken pot pie and drinking hot buttered rums while listening to live music by Camille Okara and the Waxy Stones.
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Cost is only $6845 per person.