This is your dream vacation! Your eighteen day visit to Clarksville will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful condominium furnished with the finest ironing boards and ironing boards. While in Clarksville you'll want to visit the Wal-Marts and of course the famous Ferber Closet, and you can see the villa where Motormouth Ratwort was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous archery club and the massage parlor. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's largest pair of dice to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Farmer's Gems for the Pizza Louie, and you've got to try Chef Seagram's Fried okra Supreme at Pacific Dinner.
There's plenty to do in Clarksville, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a mail truck and take an excursion to German's Bog. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its typhoons and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there knitting and embroidering.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Kris's Porcelain Parlor, eating applesauce and drinking Cuba libres while listening to live music by Herbert Stoltenburg and the Ridged Boxes of candy.
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Cost is only $6566 per person.