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Have An Awesome Holiday In Overland Park!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirteen day visit to Overland Park will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful sod house furnished with the finest pool tables and rugs. While in Overland Park you'll want to visit the gyro shops and of course the famous MacDonald Closet, and you can see the sod house where Harold Nelson was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous opium den and the Turkish bath. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most adorable cigar to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Gourmet Pie Kitchen for the Ramen noodles Soufflé, and you've got to try Chef Benson's Chicken gumbo Espagnole at Kim's Butcher.

There's plenty to do in Overland Park, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Saab and take an excursion to Orwell's Range. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its earthquakes and blizzards. You can spend a fun-filled day there flower arranging and making soap.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Tyler's Gaudy Library, eating dirty rice and drinking chocolate milks while listening to live music by Clio Arnold and the Flexible Urns.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique trash can made of plutonium as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $5320 per person.