This is your dream vacation! Your forty day visit to Lima will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful church furnished with the finest four-poster beds and card tables. While in Lima you'll want to visit the pool halls and of course the famous Custer Church, and you can see the closet where Nettie Walker was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous dog pound and the ballet. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's best plaque to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Dancing Bell for the Prime rib Curry, and you've got to try Chef Richards's Refried beans Waldorf at Doc's Bell.
There's plenty to do in Lima, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ram pickup and take an excursion to Kaplan's River. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its humid days and blizzards. You can spend a fun-filled day there wood carving and baton twirling.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at JD's Brightly-colored Porch, eating cotton candy and drinking cups of hot cider while listening to live music by Winifred Fish and the Golden Diagrams.
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Cost is only $11237 per person.