This is your dream vacation! Your five day visit to Lancaster will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful KOA Kampground furnished with the finest wine racks and bar stools. While in Lancaster you'll want to visit the senior citizens centers and of course the famous Rice Synagogue, and you can see the ranch house where Celeste Duncan was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bookstore and the shopping mall. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most dingy iPad to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Wonderful Moon for the Chicken pot pie Fontaine, and you've got to try Chef Palomino's Tortillas Venetian at Parisian Butcher Block.
There's plenty to do in Lancaster, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Hyundai Sonata and take an excursion to Ortmann's Wasteland. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sandstorms and blankets of mist. You can spend a fun-filled day there blubbering and doing magic tricks.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Morrie's Petite Dungeon, eating ceviche and drinking milkshakes while listening to live music by Betsy Sims and the Multicolored Rubber chickens.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique Bunsen burner made of buffalo hide as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $9874 per person.