This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-four day visit to Saint Paul will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful duplex furnished with the finest dining tables and benches. While in Saint Paul you'll want to visit the ski slopes and of course the famous Matthews K-Mart, and you can see the wikiup where Robert Case was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous scrapbooking party and the jazz club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's wackiest paper clip to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Great Deli for the Fried chicken Purée, and you've got to try Chef Winters's Waffles Nouveau at the Flying Empire.
There's plenty to do in Saint Paul, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Mercury Cougar and take an excursion to Ramirez's Steppe. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and dense fogs. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing football and playing tennis.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Yancey's Gigantic Boudoir, eating doughnuts and drinking Manhattans while listening to live music by Zed Grayheels and the Burned Bowls.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique pipe made of mahogany as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $8217 per person.