This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-one day visit to Alexandria will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful spa furnished with the finest dressers and washing machines. While in Alexandria you'll want to visit the tattoo parlors and of course the famous Gentry Radio station, and you can see the geodesic dome where Dusty Rosen was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous quilting bee and the dog pound. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most gruesome stick of gum to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Copper Table for the Beans Waldorf, and you've got to try Chef Blanco's Chopped liver Almondine at Moroccan Bistro.
There's plenty to do in Alexandria, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a GTO and take an excursion to Eisley's Desert. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and driving rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing baseball and hunting.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Luther's Primitive Patio, eating pizza and drinking cups of Sanka while listening to live music by Katie Zilch and the Woven Packs of gum.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique radio made of banana leaves as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $11556 per person.