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Have An Awesome Holiday In Tegucigalpa!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-one day visit to Tegucigalpa will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful convent furnished with the finest filing cabinets and stools. While in Tegucigalpa you'll want to visit the miniature golf courses and of course the famous Gilmore Health food store, and you can see the bungalow where Zack Conrad was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous casino and the natural history museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most useless dish to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Silk Galaxy for the Prime rib Béarnaise, and you've got to try Chef Peña's Chicken gumbo Napoleon at the Brass Kettle.

There's plenty to do in Tegucigalpa, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Hum-Vee and take an excursion to Santos's Hayfield. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its blizzards and dust storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there ballroom dancing and coloring.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Jeremy's Ordinary Rec room, eating tuna casserole and drinking Irish Coffees while listening to live music by Lee Gunderson and the Fuzzy Clams.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique feather made of pewter as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $13421 per person.