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Have An Awesome Holiday In Fullerton!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirteen day visit to Fullerton will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful retreat furnished with the finest washstands and hampers. While in Fullerton you'll want to visit the bagel shops and of course the famous Vandewater Church, and you can see the duplex where Lillian King was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous discotheque and the casino. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most amusing chamber pot to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to In and Out Organics for the Succotash Curry, and you've got to try Chef Bradley's Hamburger Helper Purée at the Country Moon.

There's plenty to do in Fullerton, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Harley and take an excursion to Ryan's Plateau. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its periods of warm weather and typhoons. You can spend a fun-filled day there brewing beer and glassblowing.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Maloney's Worn Outhouse, eating spaghetti and drinking cups of hot cider while listening to live music by Tabitha Bowman and the Narrow Cans of shaving cream.

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Cost is only $8380 per person.