This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-three day visit to Charleston will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful A-frame furnished with the finest hatstands and beanbag chairs. While in Charleston you'll want to visit the ski slopes and of course the famous Pryor Health club, and you can see the palace where Deena O'Brien was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous winery and the political rally. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most awful Helmholz resonator to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Floating Apple for the Cabbage Florentine, and you've got to try Chef Gotti's Candy Greka at the Galloping King.
There's plenty to do in Charleston, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Bronco and take an excursion to Sitting Bird's Steppe. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its palls of doom and earthquakes. You can spend a fun-filled day there skating and playing video games.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Peter's Polished Closet, eating shrimp and drinking Mojitos while listening to live music by Ole Maxwell and the Rare Bedpans.
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Cost is only $10628 per person.