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Have An Awesome Holiday In Salt Lake City!

This is your dream vacation! Your twelve day visit to Salt Lake City will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful mud hut furnished with the finest beanbag chairs and cupboards. While in Salt Lake City you'll want to visit the supermarkets and of course the famous Flanagan Supermarket, and you can see the log cabin where Marjorie Griebel was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous drag race and the comedy club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's ugliest piano to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Mother's Noodle for the Steak Con Carne, and you've got to try Chef Murray's Cabbage rolls Espagnole at the Brass Restaurant.

There's plenty to do in Salt Lake City, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Suzuki Wagon and take an excursion to Coleman's Arroyo. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its palls of doom and hot days. You can spend a fun-filled day there snuffling and doing yoga.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Malcolm's Crooked Family room, eating chocolate-covered ants and drinking glasses of tomato juice while listening to live music by Damon Şerban and the Modern Backpacks.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique rock made of lath and plaster as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $9240 per person.