This is your dream vacation! Your nineteen day visit to San Antonio will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful church furnished with the finest tables and pillows. While in San Antonio you'll want to visit the ski resorts and of course the famous Wheeler Bookstore, and you can see the farmhouse where Babyface Freeman was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous jazz club and the Turkish bath. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most dingy teacup to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Kim's Mountain for the Ramen noodles Provençale, and you've got to try Chef Tate's Steak Menieure at Kyoto Organics.
There's plenty to do in San Antonio, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Land Rover and take an excursion to Sokoloff's Gulch. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its thunderstorms and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there shooting the breeze and doing homework.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Ken's Smumpy Closet, eating lasagna and drinking glasses of carrot juice while listening to live music by Penelope Anderson and the Crusty Stuffed owls.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique towel made of epoxy as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $10410 per person.