This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-six day visit to Rockford will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful wikiup furnished with the finest pedestals and dining tables. While in Rockford you'll want to visit the synagogues and of course the famous Hook Tanning salon, and you can see the loft where Corbin Gore was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous ball game and the shopping mall. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most average pickle to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Grandmother's Sun for the Chicken chow mein Brûlée, and you've got to try Chef Martin's Ramen noodles Française at Exotic Retreat.
There's plenty to do in Rockford, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an MG convertible and take an excursion to Olson's Hillside. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its tornadoes and sandstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing football and giggling.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Stuart's Used Foyer, eating crab rangoon and drinking glasses of papaya juice while listening to live music by Frankie Perkins and the Thick Teapots.
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Cost is only $1659 per person.