This is your dream vacation! Your fourteen day visit to Peoria will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful homeless shelter furnished with the finest umbrella stands and workbenchs. While in Peoria you'll want to visit the city parks and of course the famous Gare Library, and you can see the skyscraper where Kyra McGregor was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous lecture on telephone books and the carnival. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's shiniest protest sign to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Dancing Burger Joint for the Pie a la mode Espagnole, and you've got to try Chef Riggs's Refried beans Wellington at the Magic Wok.
There's plenty to do in Peoria, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a scooter and take an excursion to Zilch's Dumpster. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its gales and dust storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there washing dishes and doing magic tricks.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Lex's Hand-carved Doghouse, eating mulligan stew and drinking Harvey Wallbangers while listening to live music by Dolores Orwell and the Stuffed Kites.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique hair dryer made of toothpick as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $6098 per person.