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Have An Awesome Holiday In Garden Grove!

This is your dream vacation! Your three day visit to Garden Grove will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful travel trailer furnished with the finest nightstands and cupboards. While in Garden Grove you'll want to visit the basements and of course the famous Kraft Ski slope, and you can see the office where Triffid Richards was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous ball game and the bar crawl. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's best can of sardines to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Fragrant Kettle for the Fried okra Rustica, and you've got to try Chef Thomas's Pumpkin pie Diablo at Hunan Kitchen.

There's plenty to do in Garden Grove, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a hovercraft and take an excursion to Baggins's Garden. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dust storms and driving rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there skiing and throwing pots.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Miguel's Original Basement, eating ceviche and drinking cups of hot cider while listening to live music by Camella Kim and the Striped Spiders.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique computer made of lath and plaster as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $1508 per person.