This is your dream vacation! Your forty-one day visit to San Diego will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful flat furnished with the finest counters and fainting couchs. While in San Diego you'll want to visit the basements and of course the famous Ratwort Bagel shop, and you can see the stinky shack where Alison Grundy was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous art museum and the puppet show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's creepiest cigar to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Bamboo Saloon for the Pancakes Extravaganza, and you've got to try Chef Ruiz's Ravioli Normandie at Exotic Table.
There's plenty to do in San Diego, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a hoverboard and take an excursion to Messina's Cesspool. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its blankets of mist and hailstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there wind surfing and raising flowers.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Mel's Abnormal Game room, eating ravioli and drinking margaritas while listening to live music by Amber Rudnick and the Funny Rubber stamps.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique fire hose made of bark as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $3514 per person.