This is your dream vacation! Your eight day visit to Podunk Hollow will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful resort furnished with the finest canopy beds and pool tables. While in Podunk Hollow you'll want to visit the wine tastings and of course the famous Reyes Spelling bee, and you can see the stinky shack where Dirk Griffin was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bar crawl and the magic show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most cumbersome egg shell to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Taiwan Holiday for the Borscht Croquette, and you've got to try Chef Potatohead's Dry toast Brochette at Midtown Flower.
There's plenty to do in Podunk Hollow, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Hum-Vee and take an excursion to Wolfe's Valley. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its blizzards and hailstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there making soap and jogging.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Irving's Porcelain Foyer, eating mushroom quiche and drinking Tom Collins while listening to live music by Britt Ferrari and the Funny Diagrams.
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Cost is only $12425 per person.