This is your dream vacation! Your fifteen day visit to Clodville will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful park bench furnished with the finest hammocks and toilets. While in Clodville you'll want to visit the radio stations and of course the famous Turner Day care center, and you can see the A-frame where Joni Bronner was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous ball game and the opium den. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's dirtiest beach ball to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Galloping Table for the Hamburgers A la mode, and you've got to try Chef Whitlock's Strawberry shortcake Flambé at Tropical Chicken.
There's plenty to do in Clodville, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Kia Soul and take an excursion to Day's Pasture. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drought and drought. You can spend a fun-filled day there rollerblading and golfing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Norman's Bronze Atrium, eating omelet and drinking lattes while listening to live music by Freddie Bluestein and the Overgrown Padlocks.
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Cost is only $2269 per person.