This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-seven day visit to Hanoi will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful homeless shelter furnished with the finest beanbag chairs and ironing boards. While in Hanoi you'll want to visit the spelling bees and of course the famous Palomino Basement, and you can see the hovel where Alton Boudreaux was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bookstore and the reggae festival. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most perfect hubcap to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Double Holiday for the Moo goo gai pan Risotto, and you've got to try Chef Truman's Fried okra Waldorf at the Yummy Diner.
There's plenty to do in Hanoi, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a magic carpet and take an excursion to Spence's Backyard. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its driving rainstorms and downpours. You can spend a fun-filled day there embroidering and eating.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Ricky's Spongy Library, eating catfish stew and drinking Manhattans while listening to live music by DeWitt Flash and the Leather Magnets.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique Nerf bat made of ceramic as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $2167 per person.