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Have An Awesome Holiday In Bridgeport!

This is your dream vacation! Your nine day visit to Bridgeport will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful office furnished with the finest pianos and canopy beds. While in Bridgeport you'll want to visit the senior citizens centers and of course the famous Simpson Basement, and you can see the farmhouse where June Price was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous ball game and the reggae festival. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most important orange to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to In and Out Pastry Shop for the Sushi Française, and you've got to try Chef Speer's Bonbons Florentine at the Wonderful Forest.

There's plenty to do in Bridgeport, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Prius and take an excursion to Schecter's Pasture. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its thunderstorms and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there acting and bowling.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Jerry's Gigantic Kitchen, eating crumb cake and drinking martinis while listening to live music by Anatoly Sweeney and the Crooked Flutes.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique map made of cinder block as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $11172 per person.