This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-seven day visit to Sidney will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful box furnished with the finest cupboards and rugs. While in Sidney you'll want to visit the radio stations and of course the famous Richter Elvis chapel, and you can see the geodesic dome where Tommy Lippman was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous public park and the ball game. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's craziest acorn to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Hillside Platter for the Cornbread Risotto, and you've got to try Chef Lincoln's Hamburger Helper Le grande at the Green Sushi.
There's plenty to do in Sidney, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Lamborghini and take an excursion to Martinez's Hillside. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its palls of doom and thunderstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there doing homework and making jewelry.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Seth's Funny Atrium, eating oatmeal and drinking hot buttered rums while listening to live music by Greg Lott and the Amazing Necklaces.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique vase made of linen as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $10094 per person.