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Have An Awesome Holiday In Delhi!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirteen day visit to Delhi will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful manor furnished with the finest display cases and end tables. While in Delhi you'll want to visit the pool halls and of course the famous Sludge Bagel shop, and you can see the chapel where Hillary McCracken was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous hockey game and the church social. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most important backpack to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Philadelphia Fox for the Burritos Diablo, and you've got to try Chef Watkins's Pie a la mode A la King at Doc's House of Delights.

There's plenty to do in Delhi, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Toyota Corolla and take an excursion to Ecklund's Dump. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its ice storms and tornadoes. You can spend a fun-filled day there writing and painting.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Jay's Stiff Outhouse, eating apple pie and drinking tonics while listening to live music by Charlene Van Veen and the Gleaming Snails.

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Cost is only $12056 per person.