This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-nine day visit to Washington will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful trailer furnished with the finest settees and coffee tables. While in Washington you'll want to visit the ski slopes and of course the famous O'Brien Juice shop, and you can see the villa where Patrick Xi was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous exercise club and the blues club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's newest clarinet to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Roman Barn for the Corn on the cob Croquette, and you've got to try Chef Stephens's Tacos Benedict at the Blazing Lion.
There's plenty to do in Washington, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Studebaker and take an excursion to Novak's Savanna. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and ice storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there skiing and throwing pots.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Solomon's Crisp Basement, eating pizza and drinking Sangrías while listening to live music by Mia Steinbeck and the Ordinary Fishing rods.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique carrot made of nylon as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $5776 per person.