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Have An Awesome Holiday In Avonlea!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-four day visit to Avonlea will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful sod house furnished with the finest stools and wine racks. While in Avonlea you'll want to visit the saloons and of course the famous Frankle Library, and you can see the stinky shack where Alistair Vidmar was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous cabaret and the orchestra concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's creepiest spoon to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Stone River for the Fried okra Nouveau, and you've got to try Chef Drake's Mulligan stew Nouveau at the Fragrant Food Truck.

There's plenty to do in Avonlea, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an armored fighting vehicle and take an excursion to Fields's Path. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its downpours and lightning storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing softball and doing origami.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Gino's Loose Salon, eating chicken gumbo and drinking piƱa coladas while listening to live music by Leila Harmon and the Automatic Pens.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique stick of gum made of sod as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $6549 per person.