This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-three day visit to Rockford will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful sand castle furnished with the finest ping-pong tables and tables. While in Rockford you'll want to visit the bedrooms and of course the famous Dewey Pool hall, and you can see the box where Octavius Hoffa was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous church social and the gay bar. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's shiniest rope to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Farmer's Chopstick for the Bread and butter à la Russe, and you've got to try Chef Zedong's Pizza Waldorf at the Hometown Gastropub.
There's plenty to do in Rockford, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Tesla Roadster and take an excursion to Weeden's Plateau. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drought and hot days. You can spend a fun-filled day there mountain climbing and whittling.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Newt's Stolen Patio, eating enchiladas and drinking glasses of iced tea while listening to live music by Elliott Pattel and the Smumpy Apples.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique sombrero made of dream and vision as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $1951 per person.