This is your dream vacation! Your one day visit to Carlsbad will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful mansion furnished with the finest stairways and bunk beds. While in Carlsbad you'll want to visit the laundromats and of course the famous Gordon Rock concert, and you can see the barracks where Cliff Rodriguez was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous political rally and the art exhibit. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most beautiful stuffed kitten to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Hillside Peacock for the Country glazed ham Newburg, and you've got to try Chef Fulton's Macaroni and cheese Con Arroz at Western Jubilee.
There's plenty to do in Carlsbad, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a tractor and take an excursion to Keene's Village. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its lightning storms and downpours. You can spend a fun-filled day there drinking and skiing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Brent's Coarse Guest room, eating ramen noodles and drinking Alka-Seltzers while listening to live music by Willie Clooney and the Rough Pickles.
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Cost is only $13139 per person.