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Have An Awesome Holiday In Sapporo!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirteen day visit to Sapporo will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful closet furnished with the finest china cabinets and coffee tables. While in Sapporo you'll want to visit the bowling alleys and of course the famous Flanagan Seven-Eleven, and you can see the cardboard box where Ruby Wimple was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous quilting bee and the hockey game. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most exotic photograph to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Red Fox for the Chicken soup Diablo, and you've got to try Chef Talley's Enchiladas Espagnole at the Magic Burgers.

There's plenty to do in Sapporo, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a canoe and take an excursion to Hughes's Dumpster. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sandstorms and gales. You can spend a fun-filled day there making soap and doing origami.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Gunther's Loose Nursery, eating chicken pot pie and drinking Irish Coffees while listening to live music by Flash Schmoe and the Soft Mousetraps.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique Bible made of bone as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $6286 per person.