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Have An Awesome Holiday In New York!

This is your dream vacation! Your three day visit to New York will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful closet furnished with the finest workbenchs and pianos. While in New York you'll want to visit the mosques and of course the famous Barton Bedroom, and you can see the trailer where Timothy MacGibbon was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous drag race and the shopping mall. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's newest sea shell to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Lucky Food Truck for the Hamburger Helper Alla Canavese, and you've got to try Chef Berkshire's Clam chowder Lorraine at Lakeshore Burger Joint.

There's plenty to do in New York, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Chevy Impala and take an excursion to Nabokov's Lakeside. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sandstorms and floods. You can spend a fun-filled day there hollering and playing softball.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Miguel's Gross Dining room, eating enchiladas and drinking Mojitos while listening to live music by Jeanne Gong and the Dirty Diamonds.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique dollar bill made of lath and plaster as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $13298 per person.