This is your dream vacation! Your forty-three day visit to Glendale will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful homeless shelter furnished with the finest billiard tables and bathtubs. While in Glendale you'll want to visit the gyro shops and of course the famous Krause Tanning salon, and you can see the stinky shack where Kathy Binkley was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous car show and the movie theater. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's blandest suitcase to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Blazing Drive-In for the Dirty rice Carbonara, and you've got to try Chef Gomez's Egg salad sandwich Godiva at the Neighborhood Star.
There's plenty to do in Glendale, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a rickshaw and take an excursion to Feeley's Plain. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and hot days. You can spend a fun-filled day there golfing and dancing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Rick's Luxurious Cage, eating clam chowder and drinking cups of espresso while listening to live music by Kami Vaniman and the Crude Fossils.
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Cost is only $2125 per person.