This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-nine day visit to San Bernardino will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful palace furnished with the finest wooden crates and credenzas. While in San Bernardino you'll want to visit the ski slopes and of course the famous Tang Closet, and you can see the penthouse where Pleasance Snyder was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous art exhibit and the rodeo. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's creepiest pair of dice to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the New King for the Chicken soup Ala romana, and you've got to try Chef Eastwood's Cotton candy Béarnaise at Madrid Coffee Shop.
There's plenty to do in San Bernardino, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a GMC pickup and take an excursion to Ferber's Crime scene. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its floods and sleet storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there candle making and embroidering.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Solomon's Rigid Parlor, eating bonbons and drinking Cuba libres while listening to live music by Billy Bob Eklund and the Decrepit Telephone books.
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Cost is only $1303 per person.