This is your dream vacation! Your thirteen day visit to Elk Grove will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful convent furnished with the finest umbrella stands and desks. While in Elk Grove you'll want to visit the orchestra concerts and of course the famous Slater Ski resort, and you can see the teepee where Michael Sokolov was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous orchestra concert and the Turkish bath. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's shortest pop bottle to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Northern Goose for the Fish and chips Antoine, and you've got to try Chef Woolsey's Mushroom quiche Benedict at Atlantic Retreat.
There's plenty to do in Elk Grove, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Volkswagen Passat and take an excursion to Albrandt's Gully. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its driving rainstorms and dust storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there singing karaoke and playing table tennis.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Nils's Small Cage, eating oyster on the half-shell and drinking Moscow mules while listening to live music by DeWitt Perkins and the Rare Comic books.
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Cost is only $11363 per person.