This is your dream vacation! Your twelve day visit to Santa Clara will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful KOA Kampground furnished with the finest hatstands and dishwashers. While in Santa Clara you'll want to visit the rock concerts and of course the famous Beagle Orchestra concert, and you can see the monastery where Lindsey Vargas was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bridge club and the exercise club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's best box of Kleenex to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Golden Food Factory for the Candy Terrine, and you've got to try Chef Kilroy's Borscht Béarnaise at Fabulous Dog.
There's plenty to do in Santa Clara, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a shopping cart and take an excursion to Niebels's Garden. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its bits of precipitation and sandstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there hiking and throwing pots.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Edwin's Funny Guest room, eating pancakes and drinking 7-Ups while listening to live music by Buster Champion and the Sophisticated Cookies.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique pair of scissors made of pewter as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $9673 per person.