This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-six day visit to Minneapolis will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful yurt furnished with the finest filing cabinets and hatstands. While in Minneapolis you'll want to visit the Seven-Elevens and of course the famous Kraft Closet, and you can see the A-frame where Fabien Tyson was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous church social and the bookstore. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's filthiest piggy bank to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Rainbow Bridge for the Pretzels Waldorf, and you've got to try Chef Bowe's Succotash Ala romana at Mama's Circus tent.
There's plenty to do in Minneapolis, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Chevy Camaro and take an excursion to McGraw's Bog. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dense fogs and ice storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing volleyball and smoking cigarettes.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Jake's Cheap Bathroom, eating apple pie and drinking hot chocolates while listening to live music by Roxie Broderick and the Disgusting Rulers.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique handkerchief made of maple as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $10516 per person.