This is your dream vacation! Your nine day visit to Frankfurt will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful condominium furnished with the finest ironing boards and rocking chairs. While in Frankfurt you'll want to visit the ski slopes and of course the famous Carroll Library, and you can see the castle where Tawny Weiss was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous variety show and the rock concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most useless peach to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Seaside Drive-In for the Crumb cake Greka, and you've got to try Chef Washington's Fried okra Nouveau at the Jade Chef.
There's plenty to do in Frankfurt, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Fiesta and take an excursion to Pike's Bog. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drought and snowstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing water polo and gambling.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Joel's Queer Guest room, eating tortillas and drinking glasses of champagne while listening to live music by Lauren Spanbauer and the Decrepit Floppy disks.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique contract made of Bakelite as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $4950 per person.