This is your dream vacation! Your forty-two day visit to Knoxville will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful motel furnished with the finest tables and file cabinets. While in Knoxville you'll want to visit the orchestra concerts and of course the famous Popper City park, and you can see the retreat where Valentina Montgomery was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous archery club and the public park. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's crookedest toilet plunger to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Fireside Jubilee for the Chopped liver Supreme, and you've got to try Chef Oliver's Succotash Classico at Tropical Sea.
There's plenty to do in Knoxville, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Dodge Charger and take an excursion to Walla's Gulch. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainstorms and earthquakes. You can spend a fun-filled day there raising flowers and snoring.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Eddie's Puzzling Billiard room, eating dry toast and drinking cambric teas while listening to live music by Drover Hartford and the Synthetic Telephone books.
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Cost is only $2745 per person.