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Have An Awesome Holiday In Warren!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-five day visit to Warren will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful castle furnished with the finest pianos and cupboards. While in Warren you'll want to visit the bowling alleys and of course the famous Borovich Bookstore, and you can see the Spanish colonial where Jared Sheridan was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous art gallery and the church social. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's craziest water bottle to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Double Urn for the Shrimp Milanese, and you've got to try Chef O'Connor's Strawberry shortcake Provençale at Madrid Barn.

There's plenty to do in Warren, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Land Rover and take an excursion to Norman's Lagoon. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainstorms and typhoons. You can spend a fun-filled day there drawing and yawning.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Craig's Polished Bedroom, eating fried okra and drinking chamomile teas while listening to live music by Stan Friezbergen and the Damaged Teddy bears.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique pinwheel made of hide as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $4864 per person.