This is your dream vacation! Your twenty day visit to Toledo will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful dugout furnished with the finest floors and washing machines. While in Toledo you'll want to visit the ski resorts and of course the famous Chopra Rock concert, and you can see the chalet where Hallie Thor was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous ball game and the gay bar. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's softest chamber pot to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Mother's Clover for the Hors d'oeuvre A l'Orange, and you've got to try Chef Adler's Waffles Burlesque at Pacific Sea.
There's plenty to do in Toledo, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a unicycle and take an excursion to Austin's Moonscape. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its earthquakes and hot days. You can spend a fun-filled day there fish keeping and painting.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Xavier's Brightly-colored Closet, eating spaghetti and drinking Alka-Seltzers while listening to live music by Hank Cain and the Hideous Tickets.
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Cost is only $12973 per person.