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Have An Awesome Holiday In Palmdale!

This is your dream vacation! Your eighteen day visit to Palmdale will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful cabin furnished with the finest hampers and cushions. While in Palmdale you'll want to visit the Elvis chapels and of course the famous Weatherford Wine tasting, and you can see the manor where Lorena Northrum was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous reggae festival and the art exhibit. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's saddest ball to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Western Mess Hall for the Hash Ragout, and you've got to try Chef Goldberg's Smoked salmon Burlesque at Atlantic Knife.

There's plenty to do in Palmdale, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an Abrams M1 tank and take an excursion to Ryan's Park. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its lightning storms and hot days. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing rugby and playing softball.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Garrick's Authentic Master bedroom, eating prune pudding and drinking glasses of buttermilk while listening to live music by Miguel Prince and the Slimy Thumb drives.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique feather made of rope as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $14544 per person.