This is your dream vacation! Your forty day visit to San Diego will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful yurt furnished with the finest rugs and end tables. While in San Diego you'll want to visit the laundromats and of course the famous Sorovich K-Mart, and you can see the nunnery where Dusty Sorensen was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous cabaret and the massage parlor. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's tiniest rubber chicken to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Green Food & Spirits for the Ham Menieure, and you've got to try Chef Van Heusen's Lobster Risotto at the Farmer's Stone.
There's plenty to do in San Diego, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a little red wagon and take an excursion to Broderick's Seacoast. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and driving rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there doing magic tricks and jet skiing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Aiden's Flaky Solarium, eating apple pie and drinking glasses of carrot juice while listening to live music by Floyd Brown and the Art deco Cream puffs.
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Cost is only $13500 per person.