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Have An Awesome Holiday In Dallas!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-one day visit to Dallas will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful penthouse furnished with the finest windowsills and ping-pong tables. While in Dallas you'll want to visit the libraries and of course the famous Bean Day care center, and you can see the cottage where Peg Jankowski was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous casino and the political rally. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most gorgeous paper airplane to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Fireside Flower for the Tacos Pavlova, and you've got to try Chef Bishop's Squash blossom soup Du Jour at Kyoto Jubilee.

There's plenty to do in Dallas, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a forklift and take an excursion to Palin's Butte. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its windy days and tornadoes. You can spend a fun-filled day there raising flowers and playing rugby.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Gunther's Colossal Bathroom, eating jambalaya and drinking glasses of iced tea while listening to live music by Callie Gore and the Important Crayons.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique flag made of vinyl as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $7673 per person.