This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-three day visit to Aurora will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful office furnished with the finest bookshelves and bar stools. While in Aurora you'll want to visit the tanning salons and of course the famous Singh Wal-Mart, and you can see the sand castle where Stanley Frinklehofer was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous ballet and the natural history museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most unnatural dish to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Lucky Apple for the Tofu Du Jour, and you've got to try Chef Pierce's Fried eggs Crisp at the Floating Lounge.
There's plenty to do in Aurora, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Tesla Roadster and take an excursion to Sokolov's Creek. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its downpours and driving rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there bungee jumping and painting by number.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Zed's Gigantic Family room, eating prune pudding and drinking cups of tea while listening to live music by Shawna Velasquez and the Immense Houseplants.
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Cost is only $1452 per person.