This is your dream vacation! Your forty-five day visit to Johannesburg will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful castle furnished with the finest washstands and footstools. While in Johannesburg you'll want to visit the orchestra concerts and of course the famous Powers Bowling alley, and you can see the spa where Jeanette Clooney was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous striptease and the comedy club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most astonishing cracker to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to China Greasy Spoon for the Omelet Greka, and you've got to try Chef Lee's Blueberry pie A la creme at Riverside Deli.
There's plenty to do in Johannesburg, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Hyundai Sonata and take an excursion to Zhu's Oasis. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its windy days and dust storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing rugby and water skiing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Howard's Amazing Boiler room, eating omelet and drinking Sangrías while listening to live music by Antonio Bishop and the Smelly Bags of popcorn.
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Cost is only $9561 per person.