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Have An Awesome Holiday In Caracas!

This is your dream vacation! Your forty day visit to Caracas will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful townhouse furnished with the finest file cabinets and credenzas. While in Caracas you'll want to visit the pet stores and of course the famous Fagan Bedroom, and you can see the box where Bonnie Stevenson was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous art exhibit and the movie theater. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most idiotic soccer ball to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Magic Mountain for the Lime sherbet Picante, and you've got to try Chef Robinson's Blueberry pie Crisp at Philadelphia Jiffy Eats.

There's plenty to do in Caracas, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Lincoln and take an excursion to Stevens's Pasture. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainstorms and downpours. You can spend a fun-filled day there making jewelry and knitting.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Harley's Ridged Salon, eating tacos and drinking glasses of orange juice while listening to live music by Pops Ellis and the Weird Hair brushes.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique box of Kleenex made of papier-mâché as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $8981 per person.