This is your dream vacation! Your forty-five day visit to Stockton will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful motel furnished with the finest toilets and beds. While in Stockton you'll want to visit the senior citizens centers and of course the famous Sewell Tanning salon, and you can see the house where Caleb Quintana was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous variety show and the amusement park. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most important tennis racket to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Chinatown Village for the Lobster Soufflé, and you've got to try Chef Wibbles's Hot dogs Ala romana at Hong Kong Jubilee.
There's plenty to do in Stockton, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Jeep and take an excursion to Rawlings's Range. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its palls of doom and gales. You can spend a fun-filled day there sketching and singing karaoke.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Hendrick's Queer Game room, eating burritos and drinking Jack Daniel's while listening to live music by Charlene Morrissey and the Weird Pain pills.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique painting made of noodles as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $14789 per person.