This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-five day visit to Lake Placid will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful treehouse furnished with the finest overstuffed chairs and bar stools. While in Lake Placid you'll want to visit the parties and of course the famous Titus Spelling bee, and you can see the mansion where Brianna Baldwin was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous rock concert and the art exhibit. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's filthiest hubcap to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. You'll die for the Lime sherbet Ala romana, and you've got to try Chef Riggs's Egg drop soup Newburg.
There's plenty to do in Lake Placid, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Mustang and take an excursion to South's Wasteland. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainstorms and hot days. You can spend a fun-filled day there drinking and ballroom dancing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Lawrence's Porcelain Study, eating macaroni and drinking Alka-Seltzers while listening to live music by Floyd Prater and the Frilly Ironing boards.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique hammer made of lath and plaster as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $5859 per person.