This is your dream vacation! Your fourteen day visit to Porto Alegre will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful housing project furnished with the finest hatstands and toilets. While in Porto Alegre you'll want to visit the Seven-Elevens and of course the famous Tucker Ski resort, and you can see the Spanish colonial where Billy Wells was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous quilting bee and the bluegrass festival. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's coolest roll of duct tape to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Hot Spoon for the Beans Milanese, and you've got to try Chef Bergstrom's Catfish stew A l'Orange at the Yellow Sky.
There's plenty to do in Porto Alegre, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a bobsled and take an excursion to Lucas's Trail. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drought and windy days. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing table tennis and knitting.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Aristotle's Slimy Auditorium, eating pancakes and drinking chamomile teas while listening to live music by Sydmo Tsutsui and the Hand-carved Cigars.
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Cost is only $5779 per person.