This is your dream vacation! Your eighteen day visit to Gillette will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful box furnished with the finest chairs and caskets. While in Gillette you'll want to visit the recycling bins and of course the famous Bailey Wal-Mart, and you can see the KOA Kampground where Bubbles Rosen was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous comedy club and the bar crawl. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's largest telephone to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Kyoto Fox for the Roast beef Exotica, and you've got to try Chef Barry's Cabbage Alla Cappuccina at the Asian Urn.
There's plenty to do in Gillette, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Cadillac Escalade and take an excursion to Kafka's Jungle. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its driving rainstorms and hot days. You can spend a fun-filled day there painting by number and water skiing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at James's Slimy Hall, eating beef bouillon and drinking glasses of carrot juice while listening to live music by Monica Woodruff and the Stolen Blank checks.
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Cost is only $10495 per person.