This is your dream vacation! Your forty-four day visit to Paris will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful treehouse furnished with the finest mattresses and china cabinets. While in Paris you'll want to visit the jails and of course the famous Bundy Jail, and you can see the teepee where Starla Ruiz was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous séance and the car show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most valuable piece of chalk to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Brass Trading Post for the Tortillas Classico, and you've got to try Chef Rivera's Lobster Godiva at Cindy's Dynasty.
There's plenty to do in Paris, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Chevy Caprice and take an excursion to Scott's Trail. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sleet storms and dust storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there raising Cain and painting by number.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Francisco's Bizarre Oubliette, eating macaroni and cheese and drinking glasses of iced tea while listening to live music by Georgina Ansler and the Authentic Horseshoes.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique basket made of Portland cement as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $6014 per person.