This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-nine day visit to Bakersfield will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful cabin furnished with the finest windowsills and beanbag chairs. While in Bakersfield you'll want to visit the discos and of course the famous Barducci Day care center, and you can see the motor home where Newt Khanh was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bluegrass festival and the bookstore. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most cumbersome pair of knitting needles to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Cindy's Dinner for the Fried chicken Waldorf, and you've got to try Chef Borkowski's Roast beef Antoine at the Great Delicatessen.
There's plenty to do in Bakersfield, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Pontiac LeMans and take an excursion to Ellis's Outback. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sleet storms and floods. You can spend a fun-filled day there watching TV and singing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Irving's Hand-carved Tool shed, eating brownies and drinking secret potions while listening to live music by Laci Bundy and the Weird Soccer balls.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique cowbell made of Formica as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $10239 per person.