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Have An Awesome Holiday In Pueblo!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-five day visit to Pueblo will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful mud hut furnished with the finest dressers and computers. While in Pueblo you'll want to visit the miniature golf courses and of course the famous Harper Pet store, and you can see the nunnery where Cassandra Chopra was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous car show and the theater. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's tiniest flyswatter to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Exotic Butcher for the Cookies Alla Modanese, and you've got to try Chef Wilhelm's Crab rangoon Rockefeller at Tokyo Pan.

There's plenty to do in Pueblo, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a little red wagon and take an excursion to Mohammadian's Housing development. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sleet storms and sandstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there painting by number and sunbathing.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Clem's Wet Attic, eating chicken pot pie and drinking old fashioneds while listening to live music by Bobby Brinkman and the Gruesome Pairs of pliers.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique paperclip made of foam rubber as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $7533 per person.