This is your dream vacation! Your twelve day visit to Oslo will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful manor house furnished with the finest safes and rocking chairs. While in Oslo you'll want to visit the synagogues and of course the famous Khatchaturian Rock concert, and you can see the farmhouse where Nick Emery was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bar crawl and the massage parlor. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most perfect pipe to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Gourmet Knife for the Sweet potatoes Espagnole, and you've got to try Chef Vincent's Burritos Béarnaise at Northern Dynasty.
There's plenty to do in Oslo, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Chevy Volt and take an excursion to Chandler's Beach. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its lightning storms and ice storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there jet skiing and making soap.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Paco's Automatic Master bathroom, eating moo goo gai pan and drinking Manhattans while listening to live music by David Rivera and the Old Roses.
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Cost is only $10877 per person.