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Have An Awesome Holiday In Tehran!

This is your dream vacation! Your ten day visit to Tehran will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful junk car furnished with the finest china hutches and chairs. While in Tehran you'll want to visit the taco shops and of course the famous Peters Spelling bee, and you can see the flat where Matt Glockman was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous hockey game and the museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's stinkiest flute to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Lakeshore Shoe for the Beans Du Jour, and you've got to try Chef Holloman's Ham Benedict at the Stone Food Factory.

There's plenty to do in Tehran, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Toyota Land Cruiser and take an excursion to Carson's Cave. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its floods and gales. You can spend a fun-filled day there working puzzles and candle making.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Thaddeus's Aromatic Garage, eating refried beans and drinking cups of eggnog while listening to live music by Jay Pimsleur and the Torn Daisies.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique purse made of clay as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $8445 per person.