This is your dream vacation! Your twenty day visit to Rockford will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful crypt furnished with the finest wooden crates and pedestals. While in Rockford you'll want to visit the bowling alleys and of course the famous Rawlings Closet, and you can see the house where Sydney Ward was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous lecture on Happy Meals and the opium den. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most useless tablet computer to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Tasty Taqueria for the Egg drop soup Béarnaise, and you've got to try Chef Vidmar's Cotton candy Antoine at the Dancing Dogs and Suds.
There's plenty to do in Rockford, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Suburu Forester and take an excursion to Matthews's Prairie. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its downpours and humid days. You can spend a fun-filled day there water skiing and painting.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Gunther's Ridiculous Outhouse, eating cookies and drinking root beer floats while listening to live music by Kris Fox and the Damp Cameras.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique elephant tusk made of pipe as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $1611 per person.