This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-eight day visit to Myrtle Beach will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful stinky shack furnished with the finest cribs and hope chests. While in Myrtle Beach you'll want to visit the dances and of course the famous MacDonald Jail, and you can see the wikiup where Marion Van Bloom was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous opium den and the striptease. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most idiotic pom-pom to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Floating Fork for the Roast turkey Con Arroz, and you've got to try Chef Hayashida's Moo goo gai pan à la Russe at the Blue Sea.
There's plenty to do in Myrtle Beach, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a van and take an excursion to Abbey's Peninsula. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its humid days and bits of precipitation. You can spend a fun-filled day there sunbathing and raising rabbits.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Samuel's Dirty Family room, eating mulligan stew and drinking glasses of champagne while listening to live music by Louise Ling and the Damp Darts.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique pair of binoculars made of cornhusk as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $3731 per person.