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Have An Awesome Holiday In Springfield!

This is your dream vacation! Your eight day visit to Springfield will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful parsonage furnished with the finest safes and recliners. While in Springfield you'll want to visit the spelling bees and of course the famous Alden Day care center, and you can see the manor house where Wanda Oglesby was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bake sale and the bake sale. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's strangest flashlight to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Kim's Holiday for the Prune pudding Napoleon, and you've got to try Chef Winkler's Cornbread Rockefeller at Berlin Chophouse.

There's plenty to do in Springfield, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Porsche 944 and take an excursion to Brinkman's Glen. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its periods of warm weather and floods. You can spend a fun-filled day there sketching and playing rugby.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Melvin's Old Dining room, eating potatoes and gravy and drinking cups of hot chocolate while listening to live music by Jude Van Veen and the Modern Photographs.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique beach ball made of Sheetrock as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $13164 per person.