This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-nine day visit to Myrtle Beach will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful sod house furnished with the finest bunk beds and cribs. While in Myrtle Beach you'll want to visit the bowling alleys and of course the famous Orwell Day care center, and you can see the subway tunnel where Guido Buckley was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous casino and the discotheque. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's silliest yardstick to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Flying Plate for the Fried chicken Venetian, and you've got to try Chef Brady's Pot roast Fontaine at China Tiger.
There's plenty to do in Myrtle Beach, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Porsche 944 and take an excursion to Nye's Pasture. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dense fogs and humid days. You can spend a fun-filled day there raising flowers and bungee jumping.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Beelzebub's Leather Cage, eating potatoes and gravy and drinking beers while listening to live music by Scotty Del Genio and the Striking Carrots.
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Cost is only $9601 per person.