This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-three day visit to Akron will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful travel trailer furnished with the finest four-poster beds and coffee tables. While in Akron you'll want to visit the discos and of course the famous Sheridan Health club, and you can see the houseboat where Clio Schaffer was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous pie-eating contest and the blues club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most frightening box of candy to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Silk Inn for the Sushi Burgundaise, and you've got to try Chef Weiss's Lime sherbet Brochette at the Stellar Harvest.
There's plenty to do in Akron, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a city bus and take an excursion to Finlayson's Crime scene. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its driving rainstorms and periods of warm weather. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing softball and washing dishes.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Eddie's Crooked Front porch, eating country glazed ham and drinking Seven and Sevens while listening to live music by Luke Loring and the Decrepit Tissues.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique dart made of oil and water as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $4750 per person.