This is your dream vacation! Your forty-five day visit to Lake Placid will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful monastery furnished with the finest ironing boards and couches. While in Lake Placid you'll want to visit the Seven-Elevens and of course the famous Sharpe Swimming pool, and you can see the hovel where Lorrie Portwine was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous magic show and the archery club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most gorgeous umbrella to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Midtown Food Factory for the Fried okra Foster, and you've got to try Chef Austin's Pie a la mode Burgundaise at Fabulous Forest.
There's plenty to do in Lake Placid, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a cab and take an excursion to Glidden's Dump. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hurricanes and blizzards. You can spend a fun-filled day there collecting coins and skydiving.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Ken's Thick Bathroom, eating tofu and drinking glasses of iced tea while listening to live music by Ben Pattel and the Papery Accordions.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique hand puppet made of gold brick as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $12373 per person.