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Have An Awesome Holiday In Muskogee!

This is your dream vacation! Your eight day visit to Muskogee will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful manor furnished with the finest wooden crates and credenzas. While in Muskogee you'll want to visit the senior citizens centers and of course the famous Hughes Bagel shop, and you can see the Victorian mansion where Benjamin Oliver was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous movie theater and the political rally. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most amusing coffee pot to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Main Street Papaya for the Brownies Napoleon, and you've got to try Chef Marlowe's Roast beef Tuscan at the Northern Empire.

There's plenty to do in Muskogee, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a tricycle and take an excursion to Oglesby's Marsh. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sandstorms and tornadoes. You can spend a fun-filled day there throwing pots and doing yoga.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Thaddeus's Used Workshop, eating burritos and drinking Long Island iced teas while listening to live music by Yancey Sahoo and the Autographed Bags of ice.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique rock made of old rag as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $7481 per person.