This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-eight day visit to Brussels will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful condominium furnished with the finest dishwashers and pool tables. While in Brussels you'll want to visit the laundromats and of course the famous Doyle Tanning salon, and you can see the parsonage where Elaine Pythagoras was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous archery club and the cathouse. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most irritating hubcap to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Great Panda for the Bread and butter Suzette, and you've got to try Chef Deutsch's Ham Louie at the Beautiful Home.
There's plenty to do in Brussels, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Crown Victoria and take an excursion to Fisher's Canyon. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainbows and drought. You can spend a fun-filled day there painting and blubbering.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Jim Bob's Crusty Parlor, eating tortillas and drinking cans of Ensure while listening to live music by Lucy Sarma and the Immense Accordions.
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Cost is only $10435 per person.