This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-eight day visit to Portland will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful manor furnished with the finest cupboards and windowsills. While in Portland you'll want to visit the ski resorts and of course the famous Nguyen Bookstore, and you can see the homeless shelter where Hunter Bender was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous concert and the county fair. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's crookedest fishing pole to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Atlantic Buffet for the Chicken soup Burgundaise, and you've got to try Chef Clinton's Crumb cake Parfait at the Brass Trading Post.
There's plenty to do in Portland, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a GMC pickup and take an excursion to Grundy's Countryside. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its humid days and downpours. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing chess and eating.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Ollie's Mechanical Lounge, eating egg rolls and drinking Shirley Temples while listening to live music by Emily Mars and the Porcelain Fountain pens.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique cage made of foam rubber as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $2827 per person.