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Have An Awesome Holiday In Sunnyvale!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-eight day visit to Sunnyvale will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful treehouse furnished with the finest futons and nightstands. While in Sunnyvale you'll want to visit the saloons and of course the famous Woodruff Health food store, and you can see the retreat where Lucky Thurston was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous art gallery and the reggae festival. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's saddest magnifying glass to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Asian Serpent for the Banana split Antoine, and you've got to try Chef Kennedy's Pizza Godiva at Doc's Waterfall.

There's plenty to do in Sunnyvale, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a scooter and take an excursion to Bryant's Cliff. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its driving rainstorms and rainbows. You can spend a fun-filled day there juggling and fish keeping.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Paco's Crusty Servant's quarters, eating ice cream and drinking shots of tequila while listening to live music by Nettie Osaka and the Important Paperclips.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique dart made of plutonium as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $10545 per person.