This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-seven day visit to Alexandria will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful igloo furnished with the finest caskets and hatstands. While in Alexandria you'll want to visit the swimming pools and of course the famous Clinton Bookstore, and you can see the yurt where Devlin Zedong was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bar crawl and the bar crawl. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's cutest rope to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Double House of Sushi for the Cinnamon toast Oscar, and you've got to try Chef Montgomery's Ham Extravaganza at the City Restaurant.
There's plenty to do in Alexandria, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a unicycle and take an excursion to Ibrahim's Savanna. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainstorms and hot, sunny days. You can spend a fun-filled day there meditating and singing karaoke.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Garrett's Worn Corridor, eating apple pie and drinking gimlets while listening to live music by Alyssa Chen and the Bizarre Buttons.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique bird feeder made of Bakelite as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $10049 per person.