This is your dream vacation! Your sixteen day visit to Brownsville will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful chateau furnished with the finest chests of drawers and washing machines. While in Brownsville you'll want to visit the laundromats and of course the famous Rowling Tattoo parlor, and you can see the nunnery where Cheng Diaz was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous basketball game and the natural history museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's smallest necklace to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Exotic Mess Hall for the Scrambled eggs Godiva, and you've got to try Chef Dewey's Lamb curry Fontaine at the Country Den.
There's plenty to do in Brownsville, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Cadillac Escalade and take an excursion to Marlowe's Battlefield. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its downpours and bits of precipitation. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing baseball and raising flowers.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Rutherford's Synthetic Doghouse, eating Swiss cheese and drinking glasses of apple juice while listening to live music by Garrick Meyer and the Ornate Pom-poms.
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Cost is only $8216 per person.