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Have An Awesome Holiday In Edinburgh!

This is your dream vacation! Your two day visit to Edinburgh will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful retreat furnished with the finest workbenchs and desks. While in Edinburgh you'll want to visit the restaurants and of course the famous Kilroy Library, and you can see the manor where Edna Daniels was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous political rally and the cabaret. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most unnatural wrench to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Yellow Food Parlor for the Tortillas Espagnole, and you've got to try Chef Gotti's Fried okra Florentine at the Stellar Farmer.

There's plenty to do in Edinburgh, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a rocket and take an excursion to Sledge's Beach. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drought and rainbows. You can spend a fun-filled day there giggling and giggling.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Desmond's Polished Study, eating hash and drinking Mai Tais while listening to live music by Rodney Zedong and the Worn Cans of shaving cream.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique bird cage made of Tyvek as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $244 per person.