This is your dream vacation! Your two day visit to Bismark will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful junk car furnished with the finest footstools and umbrella stands. While in Bismark you'll want to visit the ski resorts and of course the famous Niebels Laundromat, and you can see the wigwam where Lynn McIntire was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous casino and the bluegrass festival. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most hideous cell phone to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Beijing Emporium for the Lime sherbet Brochette, and you've got to try Chef Kim's Ceviche Lorraine at China Bell.
There's plenty to do in Bismark, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Buick and take an excursion to Russell's Meadow. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its ice storms and rainbows. You can spend a fun-filled day there building model oriental vases and doing origami.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Horst's Spongy Cage, eating doughnuts and drinking glasses of apricot juice while listening to live music by Joel Findley and the Ornate Bibles.
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Cost is only $12614 per person.