This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-nine day visit to Honolulu will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful wikiup furnished with the finest footstools and cash registers. While in Honolulu you'll want to visit the Seven-Elevens and of course the famous Buffalo Pool hall, and you can see the spa where Trixie Richter was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bingo hall and the county fair. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most unnatural towel to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Grandmother's Star for the Swiss cheese Nouveau, and you've got to try Chef Xi's Duck a l'orange Supreme at the Hometown Serpent.
There's plenty to do in Honolulu, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a forklift and take an excursion to Wapner's Butte. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its gales and driving rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there jogging and washing dishes.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Vilmer's Brightly-colored Rec room, eating applesauce and drinking cups of eggnog while listening to live music by Connie Brunken and the Prickly Cowbells.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique box made of cloth as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $9527 per person.