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Have An Awesome Holiday In Peking!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-four day visit to Peking will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful parsonage furnished with the finest card tables and computers. While in Peking you'll want to visit the discos and of course the famous Roeber Poetry reading, and you can see the cardboard box where Kaylee Osborne was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous blues club and the restaurant. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's blandest ping-pong paddle to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Fragrant Waterfall for the Burritos Alla Maria Pia, and you've got to try Chef Badwell's Omelet Under glass at the Rainbow Gastropub.

There's plenty to do in Peking, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Pontiac Firebird and take an excursion to Truman's Bog. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its gales and sandstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there golfing and throwing pots.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Don's Striped Linen closet, eating French fries and drinking glasses of champagne while listening to live music by Corbin Hruska and the Chic Billiard balls.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique rock made of stone as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $847 per person.