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Have An Awesome Holiday In Manila!

This is your dream vacation! Your three day visit to Manila will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful hut furnished with the finest overstuffed chairs and caskets. While in Manila you'll want to visit the churches and of course the famous Wenzel Church, and you can see the trough where Joanie Douglas was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bingo hall and the public park. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most exotic barbell to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Blue Pond for the Doughnuts Extraordinaire, and you've got to try Chef Shakewell's Hash Mongole at the Rolling Spoon.

There's plenty to do in Manila, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an Audi and take an excursion to Easton's Buffalo wallow. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its typhoons and driving rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing tennis and swimming.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Arnold's Decrepit Parlor, eating lamb curry and drinking Cokes while listening to live music by Danielle Schmuckley and the Colossal Coconuts.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique plaque made of aluminum foil as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $9030 per person.