This is your dream vacation! Your twelve day visit to Dallas will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful homeless shelter furnished with the finest windowsills and rocking chairs. While in Dallas you'll want to visit the bookstores and of course the famous Kissling School cafeteria, and you can see the chateau where Dustin Dirkson was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous cabaret and the car show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's creepiest rope to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Tropical Blossom for the Ham Burlesque, and you've got to try Chef Cannon's Country glazed ham Pavlova at Hunan Bell.
There's plenty to do in Dallas, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an armored fighting vehicle and take an excursion to Jacobsen's Wasteland. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drizzles and drought. You can spend a fun-filled day there baton twirling and snoring.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Andy's Stiff Servant's quarters, eating chocolate-covered ants and drinking Irish Coffees while listening to live music by Sissy Feeley and the Thick Bells.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique coconut made of limestone as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $9820 per person.