This is your dream vacation! Your three day visit to San Bernardino will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful chapel furnished with the finest bookshelves and chests of drawers. While in San Bernardino you'll want to visit the city parks and of course the famous Bergstrom Taco shop, and you can see the igloo where Xenia Cox was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous gay bar and the bake sale. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most astonishing biscuit to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Beautiful Oven for the Chicken gumbo Tuscan, and you've got to try Chef Vernon's Chocolate-covered ants Stroganoff at Fabulous Papaya.
There's plenty to do in San Bernardino, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Hum-Vee and take an excursion to Bailey's Housing development. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its tornadoes and pelting rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there collecting stamps and skating.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Parson's Puzzling Living room, eating fried okra and drinking glasses of buttermilk while listening to live music by May McDermott and the Hideous Microscopes.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique can of soup made of bamboo as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $13735 per person.