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Have An Awesome Holiday In Fort Wayne!

This is your dream vacation! Your seven day visit to Fort Wayne will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful house furnished with the finest caskets and windowsills. While in Fort Wayne you'll want to visit the synagogues and of course the famous Ellis Pool hall, and you can see the wikiup where Ruby Fox was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous hockey game and the séance. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's saddest dollar bill to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Singapore Dinner for the Falafel Extravaganza, and you've got to try Chef André's Beans Diablo at the Asian Wok.

There's plenty to do in Fort Wayne, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a cement truck and take an excursion to Spanbauer's Mesa. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its periods of warm weather and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there making soap and knitting.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Cheng's Papery Auditorium, eating succotash and drinking Tom Collins while listening to live music by Luis Speer and the Ridged Canes.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique china doll made of plywood as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $14839 per person.