This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-five day visit to El Paso will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful castle furnished with the finest safes and stairways. While in El Paso you'll want to visit the K-Marts and of course the famous Tucker Health food store, and you can see the mansion where Monica Shipman was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous comedy club and the comedy club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most valuable billiard ball to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Atlantic Dining Hall for the Prune pudding Parfait, and you've got to try Chef Baird's Potatoes and gravy Brochette at Moroccan Bison.
There's plenty to do in El Paso, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a golf cart and take an excursion to Manning's Pasture. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainbows and rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there golfing and doing origami.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Woody's Crude Conservatory, eating pie a la mode and drinking doses of cod liver oil while listening to live music by Gilmo Roeber and the Flaky Bullets.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique garbage can made of sandstone as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $6887 per person.