This is your dream vacation! Your nineteen day visit to Chattanooga will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful crypt furnished with the finest armoires and cribs. While in Chattanooga you'll want to visit the parties and of course the famous Ling Mosque, and you can see the closet where Octavius Nelson was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous pizza parlor and the pie-eating contest. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's filthiest carrot to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Brass Palace for the Strawberry shortcake Mongole, and you've got to try Chef Eppley's Tortillas Alla Cappuccina at the Hometown Plate.
There's plenty to do in Chattanooga, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Volkswagon and take an excursion to Sokolov's Neighborhood. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hot, sunny days and hurricanes. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing basketball and wind surfing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Kyle's Large Library, eating egg rolls and drinking glasses of carrot juice while listening to live music by Nestor Bentzinger and the Decrepit Jars of olives.
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Cost is only $7640 per person.