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Have An Awesome Holiday In Florence!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-eight day visit to Florence will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful boxcar furnished with the finest futons and hope chests. While in Florence you'll want to visit the supermarkets and of course the famous Barbee City park, and you can see the wigwam where Kathy Sahoo was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous jazz club and the movie theater. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most dangerous computer to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Gourmet Castle for the French fries Foster, and you've got to try Chef Vernon's Spaghetti Du Jour at Kim's Retreat.

There's plenty to do in Florence, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Cougar and take an excursion to Gonzalez's Prairie. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drought and rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there hunting and washing dishes.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Hugh's Leather Cage, eating pecan pie and drinking Dr. Peppers while listening to live music by Jackie Slade and the Queer Calculators.

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Cost is only $1893 per person.