This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-seven day visit to Rio de Janiero will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful igloo furnished with the finest umbrella stands and toilets. While in Rio de Janiero you'll want to visit the tanning salons and of course the famous Palensky Restaurant, and you can see the sod house where Willie Goldwater was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous reggae festival and the massage parlor. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's smallest bicycle to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the White In and Out for the Mulligan stew Du Jour, and you've got to try Chef Porrello's Cheerios Carpaccio at In and Out Orchid.
There's plenty to do in Rio de Janiero, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Nissan Versa and take an excursion to Kettle's Ridge. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its bits of precipitation and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there raising flowers and painting by number.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Papa's Prickly Closet, eating hash and drinking cups of cocoa while listening to live music by Xenia Russell and the Golden Canes.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique deck of cards made of plaster of Paris as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $449 per person.