This is your dream vacation! Your thirty day visit to Fremont will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful houseboat furnished with the finest mattresses and ping-pong tables. While in Fremont you'll want to visit the taco shops and of course the famous Brooke Movie theater, and you can see the ranch house where Yancey Backus was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bar crawl and the bingo hall. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's tallest Helmholz resonator to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Singapore Palace for the Roast turkey Maigre, and you've got to try Chef Marchetti's Apple pie Provençale at Doc's Pig.
There's plenty to do in Fremont, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a backhoe and take an excursion to Seymour's Peninsula. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dust storms and downpours. You can spend a fun-filled day there bungee jumping and collecting coins.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at James's Nice Family room, eating tofu and drinking chocolate milks while listening to live music by Otto Salazar and the Plain Muffins.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique bagpipe made of tar as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $5345 per person.