This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-four day visit to Louisville will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful convent furnished with the finest cribs and dishwashers. While in Louisville you'll want to visit the laundromats and of course the famous Pummelly Bedroom, and you can see the park bench where Muerto Hayes was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous car show and the basketball game. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most unnatural flashlight to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Lee's River for the Cherries jubilee Brûlée, and you've got to try Chef Coleman's Mulligan stew Con Arroz at the Flying Pastry Shop.
There's plenty to do in Louisville, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a backhoe and take an excursion to Dubois's Beach. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its driving rainstorms and downpours. You can spend a fun-filled day there writing and kayaking.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Quinn's Soft Ballroom, eating steak and drinking cups of hot chocolate while listening to live music by Jessi Dunn and the Spongy Teacups.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique spittoon made of walnut as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $2921 per person.