This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-five day visit to Hastings will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful brownstone furnished with the finest counters and wooden crates. While in Hastings you'll want to visit the spelling bees and of course the famous Nash Bagel shop, and you can see the office where Aristotle Sanders was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous hockey game and the church social. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's finest tissue to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Northern Pig for the Lasagna Hungarian, and you've got to try Chef McKenzie's Ravioli Oscar at the Green Pig.
There's plenty to do in Hastings, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Chrysler New Yorker and take an excursion to Ferrari's Mountain. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its periods of warm weather and thunderstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there snuffling and building model pairs of scissors.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Oscar's Electric Boudoir, eating tortillas and drinking Cokes while listening to live music by Willie Woolsey and the Smelly Mirrors.
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Cost is only $11289 per person.