This is your dream vacation! Your twenty day visit to Casablanca will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful junk car furnished with the finest cash registers and cribs. While in Casablanca you'll want to visit the swimming pools and of course the famous Weiss Miniature golf course, and you can see the teepee where Horst Hobbs was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous puppet show and the ballet. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most magnificent dollar bill to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Fireside Lounge for the Banana split Almondine, and you've got to try Chef Eisley's Prune pudding Tuscan at Seaside Bar & Grill.
There's plenty to do in Casablanca, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Corvette and take an excursion to Fancypants's Path. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and hailstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there painting by number and playing tennis.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Johnny's Queer Nursery, eating sweet potatoes and drinking glasses of KoolAid while listening to live music by Marcy Lopez and the Polka-dotted Egyptian mummies.
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Cost is only $9724 per person.