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Have An Awesome Holiday In Sydney!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-eight day visit to Sydney will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful stinky shack furnished with the finest counters and nightstands. While in Sydney you'll want to visit the bagel shops and of course the famous Gare Health club, and you can see the house where Franklin Salinger was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous wax museum and the gay bar. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's hardest cookie to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Hot Hideaway for the Cheerios Con Carne, and you've got to try Chef Hill's Chicken gumbo Fontaine at the Northern Bar & Grill.

There's plenty to do in Sydney, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an MG Midget and take an excursion to Sewell's Housing development. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its tornadoes and thunderstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing games and screaming.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Lucas's Queer Cage, eating fondue and drinking glasses of champagne while listening to live music by Xaviera Bratt and the Rusty Pinwheels.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique napkin made of balsa as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $1106 per person.