This is your dream vacation! Your thirty day visit to Wichita will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful motor home furnished with the finest armoires and pool tables. While in Wichita you'll want to visit the malls and of course the famous Truman Laundromat, and you can see the stinky shack where Antonio Moodle was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous concert and the natural history museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's cheapest lemon to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Berlin Fork for the Sweet potatoes Waldorf, and you've got to try Chef Geiger's Oatmeal A la King at Yong's Delicatessen.
There's plenty to do in Wichita, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Mitsubishi Galant and take an excursion to Roberts's Creek. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its typhoons and hot, sunny days. You can spend a fun-filled day there whittling and watching birds.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Anatoly's Amazing Patio, eating pumpkin pie and drinking Pepto Bismols while listening to live music by Hallie Bonner and the Hand-carved Necklaces.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique toilet seat made of pillow as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $13331 per person.