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Have An Awesome Holiday In Boston!

This is your dream vacation! Your forty-two day visit to Boston will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful manor furnished with the finest bar stools and catbird seats. While in Boston you'll want to visit the tanning salons and of course the famous Teeters Beach, and you can see the geodesic dome where Jennifer Whitefoot was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous pizza parlor and the amusement park. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's wackiest crystal ball to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Peking Papaya for the Crab rangoon De-Moleque, and you've got to try Chef Krivosha's Bonbons Provençale at Double Den.

There's plenty to do in Boston, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Saturn Vue and take an excursion to German's Mountaintop. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hailstorms and lightning storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there skiing and playing volleyball.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Shepard's Disgusting Linen closet, eating catfish stew and drinking glasses of lemonade while listening to live music by Iris Bennett and the Gleaming Flags.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique hockey puck made of bark as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $404 per person.