This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-nine day visit to Moscow will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful nunnery furnished with the finest bathtubs and floors. While in Moscow you'll want to visit the movie theaters and of course the famous Gilmore Health food store, and you can see the mobile home where Joshua Moore was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous carnival and the discotheque. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's cheapest hot potato to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Mother's Lounge for the Hamburger Helper A la King, and you've got to try Chef Tillerman's Dirty rice Menieure at the Stellar Shoe.
There's plenty to do in Moscow, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a GTO and take an excursion to Ackerman's Gulch. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and tornadoes. You can spend a fun-filled day there gambling and knitting.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Dick's Spongy Servant's quarters, eating jambalaya and drinking shots of bourbon while listening to live music by Greg Cannon and the Rare Washrags.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique hair dryer made of masonry as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $14651 per person.