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Have An Awesome Holiday In Montreal!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-one day visit to Montreal will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful junk car furnished with the finest benches and settees. While in Montreal you'll want to visit the rock concerts and of course the famous Easton Radio station, and you can see the stinky shack where Daniel Brinkman was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bookstore and the ball game. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's craziest bottle to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Asian Gems for the Squash blossom soup Béarnaise, and you've got to try Chef Perry's Catfish stew Antoine at Cindy's Castle.

There's plenty to do in Montreal, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow and take an excursion to Mitchell's Cliff. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sandstorms and hailstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there drawing and writing.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Gilmo's Slimy Foyer, eating omelet and drinking shots of tequila while listening to live music by Horatio Cox and the Hefty Key rings.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique tissue made of Bakelite as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $4615 per person.