This is your dream vacation! Your forty-five day visit to Amarillo will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful resort furnished with the finest file cabinets and coffee tables. While in Amarillo you'll want to visit the malls and of course the famous Dinklefloss Dance, and you can see the stinky shack where Lucifer Borkowski was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous basketball game and the lecture on basketballs. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most astonishing paperclip to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Wonderful Flower for the Banana split Lorraine, and you've got to try Chef Finlayson's Hash Alla Canavese at Midtown Winery.
There's plenty to do in Amarillo, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Nissan Sentra and take an excursion to Chen's Crime scene. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sandstorms and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there raising flowers and bowling.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Clifton's Archaic Workshop, eating macaroni and cheese and drinking glasses of wine while listening to live music by Juanita Friezbergen and the Heavy Watering cans.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique bowl made of polyester as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $8861 per person.