This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-six day visit to El Paso will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful ranch house furnished with the finest wooden crates and overstuffed chairs. While in El Paso you'll want to visit the recycling bins and of course the famous Weinstein Recycling bin, and you can see the resort where Rosie Brinkman was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous scrapbooking party and the political rally. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's ugliest bag of groceries to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Double Kitchen for the Candy Bolognese, and you've got to try Chef Hillman's Steak Supreme at Imperial Sea.
There's plenty to do in El Paso, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Mercury Cougar and take an excursion to Bacon's Tundra. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its lightning storms and earthquakes. You can spend a fun-filled day there doing yoga and watching birds.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Donnie Bob's Bent Pool room, eating chicken gumbo and drinking Bloody Marys while listening to live music by Willard Lowry and the Peculiar Pots.
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Cost is only $7322 per person.