This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-three day visit to Corona will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful yurt furnished with the finest wardrobes and toilets. While in Corona you'll want to visit the juice shops and of course the famous Cole Taco shop, and you can see the closet where Jacob Kennedy was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous archery club and the striptease. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most magnificent doily to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Yellow Sea for the Tofu A l'Orange, and you've got to try Chef Craig's Chicken chow mein Oscar at the Hungry Wall.
There's plenty to do in Corona, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a moped and take an excursion to Jones's Cornfield. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its typhoons and earthquakes. You can spend a fun-filled day there fish keeping and playing baseball.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Aaron's Gross Billiard room, eating pretzels and drinking glasses of iced tea while listening to live music by Laci Zhao and the Slimy Blank checks.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique wastebasket made of thatch as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $9349 per person.