This is your dream vacation! Your four day visit to Chula Vista will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful box furnished with the finest beds and dressers. While in Chula Vista you'll want to visit the school cafeterias and of course the famous Corialis Recycling bin, and you can see the hovel where Greg O'Brien was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous scrapbooking party and the casino. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's stinkiest snail to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Chicago House of Sushi for the Beef bouillon Suzette, and you've got to try Chef Ibrahim's Hamburgers Rockefeller at Imperial Jubilee.
There's plenty to do in Chula Vista, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Falcon and take an excursion to Tutu's Cesspool. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its tornadoes and thunderstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there skiing and shooting the breeze.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Abel's Fuzzy Library, eating ham and drinking Tom and Jerrys while listening to live music by Seth Gibson and the Bent Blankets.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique stack of papers made of antimatter as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $2472 per person.