This is your dream vacation! Your sixteen day visit to Muskogee will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful barracks furnished with the finest display cases and bath mats. While in Muskogee you'll want to visit the bedrooms and of course the famous Broderick K-Mart, and you can see the trough where Rosario Barnes was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous car show and the concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's worst abacus to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Rainbow Bowl for the Biscuits and gravy A la King, and you've got to try Chef Richter's Catfish stew Nouveau at the Fast Social Club.
There's plenty to do in Muskogee, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Trans Am and take an excursion to Vernon's Ridge. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dust storms and hailstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there jet skiing and playing table tennis.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Mao's Coarse Doghouse, eating fondue and drinking glasses of grape juice while listening to live music by Jennifer Major and the Plain water balloons.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique model airplane made of papyrus as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $4298 per person.