This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-seven day visit to Oakland will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful motor home furnished with the finest cribs and overstuffed chairs. While in Oakland you'll want to visit the taco shops and of course the famous Corialis Rock concert, and you can see the stinky shack where Maximilian Okara was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous casino and the art museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most frightening paper airplane to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Cindy's Restaurant for the Squash blossom soup Hungarian, and you've got to try Chef Brainard's Catfish stew Lorraine at the Neighborhood Papaya.
There's plenty to do in Oakland, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a tricycle and take an excursion to Kafka's Forest. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its dense fogs and tornadoes. You can spend a fun-filled day there throwing pots and flower arranging.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at René's Brittle Nursery, eating waffles and drinking margaritas while listening to live music by Dagmar Chu and the Queer Stuffed kittens.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique grease gun made of rubber as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $11822 per person.