This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-seven day visit to Chicago will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful penthouse furnished with the finest chests of drawers and hampers. While in Chicago you'll want to visit the health food stores and of course the famous MacDonald Restaurant, and you can see the villa where Studs Sterling was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous comedy club and the cathouse. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's gaudiest thumb drive to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Silk Emporium for the Sweet potatoes Burlesque, and you've got to try Chef Lawson's Chicken pot pie Alla Lombarda at the Tasty Bridge.
There's plenty to do in Chicago, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an Aston Martin and take an excursion to Jude's Crime scene. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its snowstorms and bits of precipitation. You can spend a fun-filled day there raising Cain and throwing pots.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Robert's Smooth Porch, eating shrimp and drinking Dr. Peppers while listening to live music by May Sagan and the Striped Rolls of toilet paper.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique mop made of beeswax as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $3132 per person.