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Have An Awesome Holiday In Fayetteville!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty day visit to Fayetteville will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful sod house furnished with the finest overstuffed chairs and pool tables. While in Fayetteville you'll want to visit the dances and of course the famous McCracken Ski slope, and you can see the treehouse where Yvonne Beluchi was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous reggae festival and the puppet show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's smallest cell phone to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Western Bell for the Dry toast Béarnaise, and you've got to try Chef Bates's Roast turkey Soufflé at the Golden Village.

There's plenty to do in Fayetteville, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Thunderbird and take an excursion to Winters's Beach. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its windy days and thunderstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there painting by number and acting.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Ace's Waxy Oubliette, eating pumpkin pie and drinking glasses of champagne while listening to live music by Spud Scott and the Synthetic Happy Meals.

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Cost is only $4432 per person.