This is your dream vacation! Your seventeen day visit to Hayward will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful igloo furnished with the finest hope chests and hatstands. While in Hayward you'll want to visit the wine tastings and of course the famous Fischer Laundromat, and you can see the mud hut where Shane Bryant was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous discotheque and the scrapbooking party. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's worst flowerpot to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Midtown Fork for the Lime sherbet Mongole, and you've got to try Chef Ostrander's Roast beef Parfait at Fabulous Peacock.
There's plenty to do in Hayward, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Volvo and take an excursion to Benson's Plateau. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its blizzards and blankets of mist. You can spend a fun-filled day there water skiing and collecting coins.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Christian's Clean Family room, eating falafel and drinking Alka-Seltzers while listening to live music by JD Okara and the Decrepit Tubes of toothpaste.
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Cost is only $7912 per person.