This is your dream vacation! Your forty-one day visit to Milan will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful condominium furnished with the finest ottomans and footstools. While in Milan you'll want to visit the Wal-Marts and of course the famous Potts Tattoo parlor, and you can see the cabin where Louise Stephens was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bridge club and the Turkish bath. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most expensive dollar bill to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Atlantic Dining Room for the Cabbage Extravaganza, and you've got to try Chef Weiss's Cherries jubilee Hungarian at the Asian Drive-In.
There's plenty to do in Milan, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Kia Rio and take an excursion to Ackerman's Cornfield. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainstorms and drought. You can spend a fun-filled day there throwing pots and jogging.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Barnabas's Porcelain Pool room, eating pumpkin pie and drinking glasses of carrot juice while listening to live music by Ronnie Barber and the Waxy Pairs of pliers.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique model airplane made of Portland cement as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $10345 per person.