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Have An Awesome Holiday In Taipei!

This is your dream vacation! Your two day visit to Taipei will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful manor house furnished with the finest canopy beds and mattresses. While in Taipei you'll want to visit the tanning salons and of course the famous Gonzalez Seven-Eleven, and you can see the trailer where Biff Ferrari was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous archery club and the political rally. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's stinkiest barbell to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Double Star for the Fish and chips Pavlova, and you've got to try Chef Sartre's French fries Wellington at the Hungry Table.

There's plenty to do in Taipei, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a transporter and take an excursion to Bransen's Forest. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its tornadoes and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there doing homework and decorating cakes.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Jeffrey's Brittle Master bedroom, eating burritos and drinking sassafras teas while listening to live music by Aristotle Greenwood and the Fuzzy Magnets.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique package made of cold rolled steel as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $598 per person.