This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-three day visit to Calgary will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful cabin furnished with the finest armoires and computers. While in Calgary you'll want to visit the synagogues and of course the famous Dinklefloss Bookstore, and you can see the farmhouse where Jackie Lawson was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous pie-eating contest and the gay bar. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's crookedest candle to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Neighborhood Counter for the Cheerios Oscar, and you've got to try Chef Kulpinski's Spaghetti Extraordinaire at Fabulous Mist.
There's plenty to do in Calgary, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Nissan Versa and take an excursion to Lincoln's Hillside. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its earthquakes and pelting rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there crocheting and painting by number.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Barnabas's Queer Family room, eating Cheerios and drinking glasses of apricot juice while listening to live music by Rosario Winters and the Loose Bullets.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique snail made of maple as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $8049 per person.