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Have An Awesome Holiday In Boulder!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-seven day visit to Boulder will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful housing project furnished with the finest safes and beanbag chairs. While in Boulder you'll want to visit the bedrooms and of course the famous Dinklefloss Bookstore, and you can see the office where Shawna Pacheco was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous opium den and the casino. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most cumbersome necklace to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Flying Social Club for the Cookies Almondine, and you've got to try Chef Winchester's Mushroom quiche Extravaganza at Doc's Harvest.

There's plenty to do in Boulder, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Kia Rio and take an excursion to Winger's Briar patch. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drought and driving rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there acting and decorating cakes.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Milo's Gleaming Master bedroom, eating macaroni and cheese and drinking Jack Daniel's while listening to live music by Sharice Hale and the Cardboard Rubber chickens.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique bird cage made of silk as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $2012 per person.