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Have An Awesome Holiday In Lima!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-one day visit to Lima will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful skyscraper furnished with the finest desks and cribs. While in Lima you'll want to visit the poetry readings and of course the famous Metzger Tanning salon, and you can see the cardboard box where Damien Klinger was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous opium den and the bar crawl. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's oldest tenor saxophone to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Country Wall for the Chicken pot pie Alla Canavese, and you've got to try Chef Day's Apple pie Alla Cappuccina at the Golden Sandwich Shop.

There's plenty to do in Lima, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a shopping cart and take an excursion to Peña's Ridge. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its earthquakes and floods. You can spend a fun-filled day there baton twirling and brewing beer.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Clifford's Immense Rec room, eating chicken soup and drinking shots of bourbon while listening to live music by Kim Lister and the Thick Potatoes.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique box of candy made of cedar as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $4901 per person.