This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-one day visit to Austin will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful studio furnished with the finest couches and mattresses. While in Austin you'll want to visit the taco shops and of course the famous Snigglefritz Spelling bee, and you can see the spa where Dax Brunken was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous political rally and the cathouse. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most cumbersome umbrella to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Golden Holiday for the Succotash Du Jour, and you've got to try Chef O'Sullivan's Ramen noodles Wellington at Tropical Terrace.
There's plenty to do in Austin, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ram pickup and take an excursion to Hart's Neighborhood. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainstorms and drizzles. You can spend a fun-filled day there sewing and hiking.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Sig's Aromatic Rec room, eating cabbage rolls and drinking shots of tequila while listening to live music by Merna Running Bird and the Greasy Fish bowls.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique pot made of asbestos as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $2696 per person.