This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-eight day visit to Brownsville will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful junk car furnished with the finest water beds and footstools. While in Brownsville you'll want to visit the malls and of course the famous Washington Rock concert, and you can see the Victorian mansion where Sharice Douglas was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous blues club and the rock concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's creepiest piggy bank to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Hillside Fortress for the Jambalaya Bolognese, and you've got to try Chef Wilder's Squash blossom soup Pavlova at the Neighborhood Sushi.
There's plenty to do in Brownsville, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Explorer and take an excursion to Wapner's Oasis. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sleet storms and ice storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there collecting coins and playing football.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Bum's Hand-painted Patio, eating chopped liver and drinking shots of tequila while listening to live music by Millie Ansler and the Soft Toolboxes.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique comic book made of glass as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $10416 per person.