This is your dream vacation! Your sixteen day visit to Memphis will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful mansion furnished with the finest safes and pool tables. While in Memphis you'll want to visit the wine tastings and of course the famous Watson Radio station, and you can see the junk car where Madison John was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous ball game and the bridge club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most adorable shovel to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Bronze Star for the Roast turkey Normandie, and you've got to try Chef Prescott's Squash blossom soup Extraordinaire at Fabulous Social Club.
There's plenty to do in Memphis, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Smart Car and take an excursion to Wang's Prairie. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hailstorms and gales. You can spend a fun-filled day there drinking and wood carving.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Noah's Smelly Salon, eating roast turkey and drinking rum and Cokes while listening to live music by Hilda De Luca and the Expensive Bunsen burners.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique crutch made of banana leaves as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $2444 per person.