This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-five day visit to Springfield will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful crypt furnished with the finest benches and bookcases. While in Springfield you'll want to visit the orchestra concerts and of course the famous Gleason Garden, and you can see the sod house where Queenie Baca was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bingo hall and the jazz club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most absurd flowerpot to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Peking Fiesta for the Lime sherbet Muscadine, and you've got to try Chef MacKenzie's Fried okra Venetian at the Dancing Hideaway.
There's plenty to do in Springfield, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Cadillac and take an excursion to Mackintosh's Jungle. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drought and blankets of mist. You can spend a fun-filled day there quilting and hang gliding.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Chuck's Ornate Workshop, eating banana split and drinking glasses of carrot juice while listening to live music by Anders Smiley and the Fresh Dollar bills.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique bilge pump made of paper as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $11653 per person.