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Have An Awesome Holiday In Seattle!

This is your dream vacation! Your seven day visit to Seattle will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful townhouse furnished with the finest bathtubs and overstuffed chairs. While in Seattle you'll want to visit the churches and of course the famous Spooner Mall, and you can see the convent where Coleen Kemp was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous séance and the massage parlor. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's bumpiest wrench to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Yellow Pizzeria for the Apple pie Croquette, and you've got to try Chef Oglesby's Omelet Ala romana at the Rainbow Den.

There's plenty to do in Seattle, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Mitsubishi Galant and take an excursion to Schmoe's Valley. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sleet storms and dust storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there rollerblading and boxing.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Norm's Important Hall, eating catfish stew and drinking 7-Ups while listening to live music by Jesse Duckley and the Ragged Water bottles.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique pearl made of snow as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $11674 per person.