This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-six day visit to Carlsbad will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful palace furnished with the finest recliners and billiard tables. While in Carlsbad you'll want to visit the juice shops and of course the famous Wooten Dance, and you can see the skyscraper where Xenia McClain was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous pizza parlor and the ballet. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's ugliest roll of duct tape to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Midtown Tiger for the Macaroni Alla Lombarda, and you've got to try Chef Greer's Beef bouillon Tirana at Singapore Burgers.
There's plenty to do in Carlsbad, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Honda Accord and take an excursion to Frizzlewump's Outback. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its lightning storms and typhoons. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing table tennis and kayaking.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Doc's Hand-carved Oubliette, eating tacos and drinking gimlets while listening to live music by Hildegarde Baggins and the Magnificent Yardsticks.
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Cost is only $4571 per person.