This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-four day visit to Garland will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful geodesic dome furnished with the finest wardrobes and water beds. While in Garland you'll want to visit the restaurants and of course the famous Lions Ski resort, and you can see the quonset hut where Joanne Romer was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous quilting bee and the political rally. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's ugliest stuffed kitten to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Flying Chicken for the Fried chicken Du Jour, and you've got to try Chef Cheetham's Beans De-Moleque at the Brass House.
There's plenty to do in Garland, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a hoverboard and take an excursion to Rudd's Rainforest. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and hurricanes. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing football and biking.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Eduardo's Fuzzy Workshop, eating fish and chips and drinking Brandies Alexander while listening to live music by Belle Lombardi and the Imitation Dolls.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique telephone book made of twig as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $11362 per person.