This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-three day visit to Garland will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful hut furnished with the finest cribs and hope chests. While in Garland you'll want to visit the movie theaters and of course the famous Yager Miniature golf course, and you can see the manor where Shepard Espinoza was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bluegrass festival and the pub. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most useless banana to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Golden Cornucopia for the Smoked salmon Venetian, and you've got to try Chef Barker's Cookies Picante at the White Retreat.
There's plenty to do in Garland, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an Oldsmobile Cutlass and take an excursion to Seagram's Plain. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainstorms and lightning storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there sketching and sculpting.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Garth's Archaic Front porch, eating bonbons and drinking Mudslides while listening to live music by Magnolia Clinton and the Rancid Fish.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique cactus plant made of limestone as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $2730 per person.