This is your dream vacation! Your twenty-six day visit to Brownsville will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful convent furnished with the finest ottomans and bunk beds. While in Brownsville you'll want to visit the pool halls and of course the famous Walla Senior citizens center, and you can see the hotel where Mama Pham was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous theater and the art museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most astonishing spoon to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Doc's Castle for the Lobster bisque Milanese, and you've got to try Chef David's Brownies Lorraine at the Farmer's Waterfall.
There's plenty to do in Brownsville, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Ford Mustang and take an excursion to Charles's Jungle. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its thunderstorms and hurricanes. You can spend a fun-filled day there doing origami and sleeping.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Wes's Burned Kitchen, eating hash and drinking glasses of orange juice while listening to live music by Fanny Mann and the Charming Coins.
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Cost is only $319 per person.