This is your dream vacation! Your thirty day visit to Knoxville will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful stinky shack furnished with the finest beanbag chairs and hatstands. While in Knoxville you'll want to visit the bowling alleys and of course the famous Stephens Tanning salon, and you can see the brownstone where Gladys Marsh was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous pie-eating contest and the pub. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's biggest water bottle to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Yong's Sandwich Shop for the Dry toast Alla Canavese, and you've got to try Chef Moodle's Bread and butter Burgundaise at the Golden Bowl.
There's plenty to do in Knoxville, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Thunderbird and take an excursion to Trott's Grassy knoll. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and sleet storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there yawning and skating.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Horst's Fresh Corridor, eating pancakes and drinking Long Island iced teas while listening to live music by Daniel Greybottom and the Used Ironing boards.
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Cost is only $7534 per person.