This is your dream vacation! Your one day visit to Madison will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful homeless shelter furnished with the finest water beds and safes. While in Madison you'll want to visit the basements and of course the famous Abrams Bedroom, and you can see the flat where Joshua Wallace was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous opium den and the bluegrass festival. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's creepiest whoopee cushion to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Flying Lunchery for the Lamb curry Pavlova, and you've got to try Chef Fox's Lasagna Alla Cappuccina at Chinatown Table.
There's plenty to do in Madison, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Mitsubishi Galant and take an excursion to Robinson's Village. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and earthquakes. You can spend a fun-filled day there eating and writing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Irving's Cardboard Family room, eating fried eggs and drinking cups of Sanka while listening to live music by Pallavi Carter and the Abnormal Bottles of perfume.
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Cost is only $1757 per person.