This is your dream vacation! Your forty-four day visit to Budapest will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful closet furnished with the finest sofas and ping-pong tables. While in Budapest you'll want to visit the gyro shops and of course the famous McGee Mall, and you can see the quonset hut where Shelley Ortiz was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous massage parlor and the art museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's stinkiest joint to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Tokyo Sushi for the Candy Burgundaise, and you've got to try Chef Kraft's Mashed potatoes Flambé at In and Out Palace.
There's plenty to do in Budapest, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Kia Soul and take an excursion to Queens's Wasteland. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its snowstorms and thunderstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there backpacking and yawning.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Drover's Prickly Billiard room, eating beans and drinking margaritas while listening to live music by Marisa Chu and the Immense Cardboard boxes.
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Cost is only $12983 per person.