This is your dream vacation! Your seventeen day visit to Manhattan will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful house furnished with the finest bar stools and armoires. While in Manhattan you'll want to visit the poetry readings and of course the famous Collins Mosque, and you can see the retreat where Yvonne Munich was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous pub and the bingo hall. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's sharpest comic book to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Mountain Pastry Shop for the Cabbage Diablo, and you've got to try Chef Cole's Country glazed ham Tuscan at the Floating Organics.
There's plenty to do in Manhattan, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an ATV and take an excursion to Richards's Circus tent. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its tornadoes and driving rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there boxing and doing homework.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Casey's Bizarre Attic, eating Swiss cheese and drinking sarsaparillas while listening to live music by Bradley Tucker and the Queer Rubik's cubes.
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Cost is only $12119 per person.