This is your dream vacation! Your forty-three day visit to Santa Ana will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful A-frame furnished with the finest china cabinets and washing machines. While in Santa Ana you'll want to visit the tanning salons and of course the famous Trott Orchestra concert, and you can see the Cape Cod where Lester Crowe was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous museum and the art exhibit. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's dullest piece of paper to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Yellow Food & Spirits for the Cabbage rolls Brochette, and you've got to try Chef Barnes's Roast Cornish game hen Wellington at the Brass Cuisine.
There's plenty to do in Santa Ana, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a little red wagon and take an excursion to Foreman's Stream. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hailstorms and pelting rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing video games and blubbering.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Otto's Cotton Ballroom, eating smoked salmon and drinking Cuba libres while listening to live music by Mia Windle and the Electronic Hair brushes.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique rock made of twig as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $6532 per person.