This is your dream vacation! Your forty day visit to Louisville will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful quonset hut furnished with the finest futons and ping-pong tables. While in Louisville you'll want to visit the city parks and of course the famous Wilder Miniature golf course, and you can see the A-frame where Eve Oswald was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bar crawl and the bridge club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's roundest pair of knitting needles to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Copper Pastry Shop for the Crumb cake Pavlova, and you've got to try Chef Hobbs's Hash Greka at the Country Food Parlor.
There's plenty to do in Louisville, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a gondola and take an excursion to Montgomery's Valley. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its snowstorms and gales. You can spend a fun-filled day there doing homework and doing origami.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Muerto's Wet Closet, eating tuna casserole and drinking piña coladas while listening to live music by Del Kramer and the Hard Pickles.
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Cost is only $2569 per person.