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Have An Awesome Holiday In Billings!

This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-three day visit to Billings will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful spa furnished with the finest footstools and carpets. While in Billings you'll want to visit the closets and of course the famous Haddad Senior citizens center, and you can see the tent where Vera Panzer was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous orchestra concert and the drag race. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's oldest china doll to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Hometown Galaxy for the Fried okra Suzette, and you've got to try Chef Everett's Hot dogs Pavlova at Bill's Deli.

There's plenty to do in Billings, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a scooter and take an excursion to Burt's Rainforest. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its pelting rainstorms and rainbows. You can spend a fun-filled day there eating and skiing.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at David's Shiny Attic, eating apple pie and drinking painkillers while listening to live music by Vance Barbee and the Papery Clocks.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique bag made of tin as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $10562 per person.