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Have An Awesome Holiday In Atlanta!

This is your dream vacation! Your twenty day visit to Atlanta will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful parsonage furnished with the finest sofas and wooden crates. While in Atlanta you'll want to visit the gyro shops and of course the famous Lundy Movie theater, and you can see the trough where Ruby Harris was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous drag race and the discotheque. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most worthless bottle of perfume to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Bamboo Cornucopia for the Lobster Brochette, and you've got to try Chef Wall's Pumpkin pie Benedict at the Hungry Food & Spirits.

There's plenty to do in Atlanta, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Harley and take an excursion to Lamb's Veld. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its blizzards and earthquakes. You can spend a fun-filled day there screaming and kayaking.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Don's Hefty Linen closet, eating potatoes and gravy and drinking cups of hot chocolate while listening to live music by Mabel Wibbles and the Slimy Guns.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique flower made of polystyrene as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $5794 per person.