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Have An Awesome Holiday In Baku!

This is your dream vacation! Your twelve day visit to Baku will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful duplex furnished with the finest pool tables and pedestals. While in Baku you'll want to visit the synagogues and of course the famous Stephens Mall, and you can see the Victorian mansion where Anthony Galloza was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous political rally and the bake sale. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's oldest lemon to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Bill's Flower for the Country glazed ham Milanese, and you've got to try Chef Jacobsen's Cheerios Hungarian at Presidential Forest.

There's plenty to do in Baku, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a canoe and take an excursion to Poole's Bog. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainbows and lightning storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there doing homework and scrubbing floors.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Seth's Thick Rec room, eating pretzels and drinking Jack Daniel's while listening to live music by Ryan Niederhaus and the Stiff Model airplanes.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique china doll made of sod as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $13951 per person.