This is your dream vacation! Your ten day visit to Hastings will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful skyscraper furnished with the finest stairways and umbrella stands. While in Hastings you'll want to visit the juice shops and of course the famous Schmutzig Orchestra concert, and you can see the chapel where Archie Sokoloff was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous county fair and the ballet. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most frightening acorn to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Chicago Cafe for the Potatoes and gravy Alla Lombarda, and you've got to try Chef Remington's Cornbread Crisp at the Beautiful Inn.
There's plenty to do in Hastings, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Hyundai Elantra and take an excursion to Barrymore's Savanna. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its floods and periods of warm weather. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing tennis and moonwalking.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Sinclair's Automatic Conservatory, eating cinnamon toast and drinking bottles of Gatorade while listening to live music by Harvey Al-Ghareeb and the Striped Dollar bills.
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Cost is only $3422 per person.