This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-six day visit to Pembroke will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful barracks furnished with the finest bath mats and windowsills. While in Pembroke you'll want to visit the gyro shops and of course the famous Ramirez Bookstore, and you can see the housing project where Cat Vandewater was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous public park and the discotheque. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's coolest backpack to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Fabulous Dogs and Suds for the Moo goo gai pan Alla Lombarda, and you've got to try Chef Ferber's Fried eggs Diablo at Gourmet Buffet.
There's plenty to do in Pembroke, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Camaro and take an excursion to Fodor's Range. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its snowstorms and palls of doom. You can spend a fun-filled day there doing origami and playing baseball.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Clyde's Used Patio, eating ham and drinking Irish Coffees while listening to live music by Liz Moodle and the Hard Sticks of gum.
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Cost is only $11001 per person.