This is your dream vacation! Your nineteen day visit to Louisville will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful flat furnished with the finest cash registers and bunk beds. While in Louisville you'll want to visit the closets and of course the famous Stringer Orchestra concert, and you can see the homeless shelter where Doralene Sanchez was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous blues club and the drag race. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most idiotic chain to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Fireside Flower for the Pretzels Nouveau, and you've got to try Chef Remington's Ice cream Carbonara at the Tasty Goose.
There's plenty to do in Louisville, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Buick LeSabre and take an excursion to Fish's Ridge. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its drought and earthquakes. You can spend a fun-filled day there surfing and jogging.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Quinn's Archaic Foyer, eating chocolate-covered ants and drinking Harvey Wallbangers while listening to live music by Evelyn MacIntire and the Plastic Hair brushes.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique suitcase made of alpaca hair as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $912 per person.