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Have An Awesome Holiday In Belgrade!

This is your dream vacation! Your fourteen day visit to Belgrade will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful boxcar furnished with the finest settees and coat racks. While in Belgrade you'll want to visit the taco shops and of course the famous Haddad Health club, and you can see the duplex where Doc Covington was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bar crawl and the lecture on mops. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most irritating flyswatter to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Hungry Harvest for the Fondue A l'Orange, and you've got to try Chef Elwood's Hamburgers Alla Lombarda at the Rainbow Soup Kitchen.

There's plenty to do in Belgrade, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a cement truck and take an excursion to McGregor's Cave. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its lightning storms and sleet storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing chess and leathercrafting.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Corbin's Luxurious Master bedroom, eating shrimp and drinking lattes while listening to live music by Tex Rowling and the Automatic Stamps.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique rope made of seaweed as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $14589 per person.