This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-two day visit to Garland will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful crypt furnished with the finest caskets and wine racks. While in Garland you'll want to visit the mosques and of course the famous Simpson Mall, and you can see the A-frame where Lillian Ellis was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous wax museum and the basketball game. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's sharpest rag to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Lakeshore Kitchen for the Roast beef Croquette, and you've got to try Chef Morrissey's Cabbage rolls Soufflé at the Hungry Grub Hall.
There's plenty to do in Garland, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Model T and take an excursion to Saint Pierre's Hayfield. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its hot days and rainbows. You can spend a fun-filled day there candle making and eating.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Dustin's Fluffy Pantry, eating bread and butter and drinking bottles of rum while listening to live music by Jennifer White and the Smooth Pencil sharpeners.
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Cost is only $10223 per person.