This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-three day visit to Topeka will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful homeless shelter furnished with the finest computers and water beds. While in Topeka you'll want to visit the taco shops and of course the famous Gunderson K-Mart, and you can see the chateau where May Coleman was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous museum and the puppet show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most gruesome map to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Chicago Noodle for the Tortillas Croquette, and you've got to try Chef Jordan's Jambalaya Alla Modanese at the Tasty Serpent.
There's plenty to do in Topeka, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Mazda 6 and take an excursion to Albrandt's Housing development. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its driving rainstorms and hot, sunny days. You can spend a fun-filled day there fish keeping and hollering.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Buddy's Aromatic Pantry, eating lamb curry and drinking shots of bourbon while listening to live music by Ollie Zilch and the Spongy Accordions.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique microscope made of bronze as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $3632 per person.