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Have An Awesome Holiday In Aurora!

This is your dream vacation! Your three day visit to Aurora will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful spa furnished with the finest wine racks and buffets. While in Aurora you'll want to visit the health food stores and of course the famous Butterfield Taco shop, and you can see the crypt where Oona Simmons was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous art museum and the dance. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most irritating hockey puck to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Eastern Food & Spirits for the Shrimp Flambé, and you've got to try Chef Titus's Corn on the cob Alla Lombarda at Berlin Papaya.

There's plenty to do in Aurora, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a pickup and take an excursion to Carver's Hill. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its palls of doom and drizzles. You can spend a fun-filled day there glassblowing and giggling.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Twigs's Gruesome Salon, eating cabbage rolls and drinking cups of coffee while listening to live music by Kim Craven and the Ruined Bats.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique pom-pom made of plasma as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $11427 per person.