This is your dream vacation! Your forty-three day visit to Glendale will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful cave furnished with the finest futons and buffets. While in Glendale you'll want to visit the libraries and of course the famous Marchetti Carnival, and you can see the houseboat where Vernon Ackerman was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous séance and the natural history museum. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most boring teapot to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Chicago Terrace for the Applesauce Croquette, and you've got to try Chef Welles's Egg salad sandwich Croquette at Doc's Tiger.
There's plenty to do in Glendale, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a rocket pack and take an excursion to Ortega's Cave. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its windy days and gales. You can spend a fun-filled day there fish keeping and kayaking.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Rodney's Ridiculous Foyer, eating jambalaya and drinking Bacardis while listening to live music by Luann Zing and the Sleek Soccer balls.
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Cost is only $10676 per person.