This is your dream vacation! Your nine day visit to Dallas will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful manor furnished with the finest cupboards and ironing boards. While in Dallas you'll want to visit the libraries and of course the famous Simon Pet store, and you can see the townhouse where Octavio Dewey was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous church social and the variety show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's smallest bone to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Eastern Goose for the Dirty rice Oscar, and you've got to try Chef Cornish's Sauerkraut Flambé at the Silk Forest.
There's plenty to do in Dallas, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a panel truck and take an excursion to Hunt's Path. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its earthquakes and floods. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing softball and sketching.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Jeffrey's Tiny Linen closet, eating banana split and drinking Harvey Wallbangers while listening to live music by Elly Lions and the Greasy Bottles of painkillers.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique bird bath made of reed as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $587 per person.