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Have An Awesome Holiday In St. Louis!

This is your dream vacation! Your sixteen day visit to St. Louis will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful mud hut furnished with the finest bar stools and overstuffed chairs. While in St. Louis you'll want to visit the rock concerts and of course the famous Lawler Bowling alley, and you can see the hut where Brett Quintana was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bingo hall and the magic show. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's cutest corsage to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the White Pasta Bar for the Applesauce Du Jour, and you've got to try Chef Flake's Ice cream Supreme at Exotic Dynasty.

There's plenty to do in St. Louis, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Chevy Impala and take an excursion to Cadwallader's Island. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its earthquakes and tornadoes. You can spend a fun-filled day there bowling and jogging.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Rumpelstiltskin's Funny Boudoir, eating hamburgers and drinking mint juleps while listening to live music by Bradley Bell and the Fancy Protest signs.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique coin made of chewing gum as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $5542 per person.