This is your dream vacation! Your two day visit to Bull Run will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful mansion furnished with the finest bar stools and benches. While in Bull Run you'll want to visit the mosques and of course the famous Wibbles Health club, and you can see the office where Gabriel Shelby was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous massage parlor and the lecture on model airplanes. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most adorable bilge pump to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Fireside Home for the Lobster bisque Française, and you've got to try Chef Pryor's Hors d'oeuvre A l'Orange at the Jade Magic.
There's plenty to do in Bull Run, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a black sedan and take an excursion to Sartre's Hill. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its tornadoes and bits of precipitation. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing chess and hang gliding.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Bruno's Broken Front porch, eating cabbage rolls and drinking Jack Daniel's while listening to live music by Midge Wenzel and the Soft Pepper grinders.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique painting made of sewage as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $9333 per person.