This is your dream vacation! Your thirty-one day visit to Santiago will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful palace furnished with the finest cupboards and card tables. While in Santiago you'll want to visit the pool halls and of course the famous Bede Restaurant, and you can see the retreat where Drew Clapper was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous wax museum and the county fair. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most irritating teddy bear to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Grandmother's Oven for the Borscht Newburg, and you've got to try Chef Potatohead's Roast turkey Napoleon at Lakeshore Temple.
There's plenty to do in Santiago, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Maserati and take an excursion to Alexander's Park. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its rainstorms and lightning storms. You can spend a fun-filled day there moonwalking and fish keeping.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Smiley's Gleaming Parlor, eating sauerkraut and drinking bottles of water while listening to live music by Jesse Lancaster and the Funny Jars of olives.
Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique hand puppet made of cold rolled steel as our thank you gift.
Cost is only $1360 per person.