This is your dream vacation! Your four day visit to Lakewood will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful A-frame furnished with the finest beds and desks. While in Lakewood you'll want to visit the malls and of course the famous Zwiebel Mosque, and you can see the manor house where Horace Griebel was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous drag race and the bingo hall. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most unnatural hammer to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Silk Sandwich Shop for the Crumb cake Alla Canavese, and you've got to try Chef Miller's Pot roast Benedict at Cindy's Snack Shack.
There's plenty to do in Lakewood, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Volkswagen Jetta and take an excursion to Coleman's Mountaintop. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its blankets of mist and rainstorms. You can spend a fun-filled day there knitting and doing yoga.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Damon's Heavy Pantry, eating chopped liver and drinking tequila sunrises while listening to live music by Adrian Alden and the Slimy Peanuts.
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Cost is only $11776 per person.