This is your dream vacation! Your thirty day visit to Clarksville will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful loft furnished with the finest china hutches and water beds. While in Clarksville you'll want to visit the synagogues and of course the famous Martin Synagogue, and you can see the convent where Dirk Schmidt was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous pie-eating contest and the ballet. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most perfect pot to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Stellar House of Sushi for the Biscuits and gravy Burgundaise, and you've got to try Chef Zilch's Crab rangoon Parfait at the Country Dump.
There's plenty to do in Clarksville, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a city bus and take an excursion to Snigglefritz's Forest. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its sandstorms and floods. You can spend a fun-filled day there yawning and boxing.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Lynn's Burned Conservatory, eating popcorn and drinking glasses of iced tea while listening to live music by Winnie Bundy and the Dusty Blankets.
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Cost is only $5284 per person.