This is your dream vacation! Your eight day visit to Hollywood will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful motel furnished with the finest sofas and caskets. While in Hollywood you'll want to visit the ski resorts and of course the famous Cannon Elvis chapel, and you can see the cave where Salvatore Halperin was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous theater and the rock concert. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's most awful dish to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to European Village for the Pumpkin pie Alla Lombarda, and you've got to try Chef Nash's Steak Bolognese at Northern Snack Shack.
There's plenty to do in Hollywood, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Volvo and take an excursion to Ryan's Pasture. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its humid days and dense fogs. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing tennis and moonwalking.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Ronald's Nice Billiard room, eating waffles and drinking cups of coffee while listening to live music by Perry Frizzlewump and the Brightly-colored Bilge pumps.
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Cost is only $9737 per person.