This is your dream vacation! Your ten day visit to Baghdad will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful hut furnished with the finest workbenchs and wooden crates. While in Baghdad you'll want to visit the gardens and of course the famous Sewell Gyro shop, and you can see the cabin where Jan Kaplan was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous bar crawl and the séance. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's nicest paintbrush to show your friends.
The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to Presidential Temple for the Lobster Rustica, and you've got to try Chef Sibley's Doughnuts Napoleon at the Bronze Dining Hall.
There's plenty to do in Baghdad, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in an Aston Martin and take an excursion to Kilroy's Bog. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its lightning storms and blizzards. You can spend a fun-filled day there playing chess and snuffling.
After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Paul's Smelly Boiler room, eating moo goo gai pan and drinking cans of Ensure while listening to live music by Jim Bob Cochran and the Shiny Magnifying glasses.
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Cost is only $7576 per person.