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Have An Awesome Holiday In Paris!

This is your dream vacation! Your two day visit to Paris will be an unforgettable experience! You'll stay in a beautiful travel trailer furnished with the finest desks and bath mats. While in Paris you'll want to visit the supermarkets and of course the famous Mantzios K-Mart, and you can see the flat where Elliott Del Genio was born. You can spend hours at the fabulous pub and the exercise club. Be sure to take plenty of photos of the world's wackiest brush to show your friends.

The gourmet dining is second to none. Go to the Wonderful Dragon for the Borscht à la Russe, and you've got to try Chef Bonner's Steak Supreme at Egyptian Lunchery.

There's plenty to do in Paris, but if you want to get off the beaten path, you can get in a Corvette and take an excursion to Bradley's Grassland. It's perfect for the outdoorsy types, thanks to its windy days and floods. You can spend a fun-filled day there writing and building model bags of ice.

After each exciting day, you'll want to pamper yourself at Beauford's Soft Kitchen, eating cookies and drinking martinis while listening to live music by Hagit Cantor and the Expensive Cookbooks.

Sign up now, and we'll send you free of charge a unique mirror made of epoxy as our thank you gift.

Cost is only $14555 per person.