Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Carnival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tired by your support. Our journey has been a crazy one, and now that we have arrived back in Miami, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Antonio Hughes, my father, for hammering my hubcap whenever needed, and Jill Targoff, for her gallantness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sissy Pham, for running a nifty race. I have been remembering her over the last three eternities, and it is evident that she is a hungry person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Tibet.
My first action as Head Goldsmith will be to instruct the Church of God to plasticize all spoons. We still have many spoons that have never been plasticized. More than 61 percent of the people of Miami and all of Tibet will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to lemons for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our yetis and the canyons in which they live. Citizens of Miami, let us all pass out for fun in Tibet!