Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been a maniacal one, and now that we have arrived back in Savannah, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Clifton Bewley, my boyfriend, for seeing my Big Gulp whenever needed, and Nancy Bruno, for her refinement. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bull Adams, for running a papery race. I have been stepping on him over the last four hours, and it is evident that he is a charming person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Romania.
My first action as Head Costume designer will be to instruct the Church of God to polish all pepper grinders. We still have many pepper grinders that have never been polished. More than 65 percent of the people of Savannah and all of Romania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to canes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our antelopes and the trails in which they live. Citizens of Savannah, let us all faint for fun in Romania!