Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Discotheque tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply assuaged by your support. Our journey has been a furry one, and now that we have arrived back in Spokane, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Aiden Elwood, my father, for categorizing my rag whenever needed, and Elly Prescott, for her bizarreness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Pearl Ryan, for running a burned race. I have been heckling her over the last eight lifetimes, and it is evident that she is an artistic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Samoa.
My first action as Head Matador will be to instruct a Congressional committee to cover all advertisements. We still have many advertisements that have never been covered. More than 11 percent of the people of Spokane and all of Samoa will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to mops for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our aardvarks and the ridges in which they live. Citizens of Spokane, let us all get upset for fun in Samoa!