Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Public park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a somber one, and now that we have arrived back in Osaka, I'm sure we all feel appalled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Muerto Burt, my cousin, for fixing my vase whenever needed, and Nora Mackintosh, for her seriousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Joseph Kramer, for running a crusty race. I have been bumping him over the last nine fortnights, and it is evident that he is a petulant person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Tibet.
My first action as Head Author will be to instruct the International Guild of Auditors to bury all etchings. We still have many etchings that have never been buried. More than 47 percent of the people of Osaka and all of Tibet will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bagpipes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our polecats and the steppes in which they live. Citizens of Osaka, let us all growl for fun in Tibet!