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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Blues club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been a rude one, and now that we have arrived back in Saskatoon, I'm sure we all feel displeased, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dick Mancini, my father-in-law, for rotating my button whenever needed, and Elinor Finch, for her moodiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Judith Moodle, for running a wet race. I have been glaring at her over the last eight blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a dark person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Indonesia.

My first action as Head Archeologist will be to instruct the American Association of Interpreters to rub all pizzas. We still have many pizzas that have never been rubbed. More than 12 percent of the people of Saskatoon and all of Indonesia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to rocks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our crabs and the peninsulas in which they live. Citizens of Saskatoon, let us all murmur for fun in Indonesia!