Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been a carefree one, and now that we have arrived back in Kyoto, I'm sure we all feel injured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Gus Barbee, my cousin, for overlooking my stopwatch whenever needed, and Marya Nolan, for her shiftiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Cat Kaplan, for running a valuable race. I have been investigating him over the last three months, and it is evident that he is a solitary person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Myanmar.
My first action as Head Tax collector will be to instruct Alcoholics Anonymous to neglect all bowling balls. We still have many bowling balls that have never been neglected. More than 69 percent of the people of Kyoto and all of Myanmar will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to saddles for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our rattlesnakes and the islands in which they live. Citizens of Kyoto, let us all play Farmer in the Dell for progress in Myanmar!