Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Lecture on hair dryers tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply rattled by your support. Our journey has been a resolute one, and now that we have arrived back in Moscow, I'm sure we all feel relieved, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank JD Blanco, my brother, for dislodging my orchid whenever needed, and Chris Cairns, for her tiredness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Freddie Fodor, for running a petite race. I have been quarreling with him over the last one lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a solitary person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Russia.
My first action as Head Machinist will be to instruct the South African Parliament to blame all hats. We still have many hats that have never been blamed. More than 6 percent of the people of Moscow and all of Russia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our porcupines and the swamps in which they live. Citizens of Moscow, let us all show up for fun in Russia!