Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Magic show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a clever one, and now that we have arrived back in Macon, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Arturo Green, my third cousin twice-removed, for licking my rag whenever needed, and Lianlin Reynolds, for her timidity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Cheng Baker, for running a weird race. I have been dismaying him over the last nine seconds, and it is evident that he is a fearful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Easter Island.
My first action as Head Firefighter will be to instruct the Methodist Church to pat all crackers. We still have many crackers that have never been patted. More than 97 percent of the people of Macon and all of Easter Island will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bats for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our chickens and the paths in which they live. Citizens of Macon, let us all twitch for progress in Easter Island!