Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply annoyed by your support. Our journey has been a young one, and now that we have arrived back in Seoul, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Harry Vandewater, my father, for duplicating my toolbox whenever needed, and Mopsy Kafka, for her nervousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sinclair Finegan, for running a bulky race. I have been suspending him over the last four decades, and it is evident that he is a thoughtful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Turkey.
My first action as Head Electrical engineer will be to instruct the National Fraternity of Hit men to burn all batteries. We still have many batteries that have never been burned. More than 57 percent of the people of Seoul and all of Turkey will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to skulls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our birds and the grasslands in which they live. Citizens of Seoul, let us all lounge for fun in Turkey!