Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Blues club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been a furry one, and now that we have arrived back in Denver, I'm sure we all feel bored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Willard Shaw, my cousin, for closing my pumpkin whenever needed, and Charlotte Olson, for her dismalness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Greg Washington, for running an overgrown race. I have been confusing him over the last two years, and it is evident that he is a solitary person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belgium.
My first action as Head Guitarist will be to instruct the National Association of Clockmakers to drench all computers. We still have many computers that have never been drenched. More than 79 percent of the people of Denver and all of Belgium will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to teddy bears for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our teddy bears and the grasslands in which they live. Citizens of Denver, let us all tremble for fun in Belgium!