Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Political rally tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tired by your support. Our journey has been a daring one, and now that we have arrived back in Grand Prairie, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dick Gustafson, my cousin, for rubbing my magnet whenever needed, and Judith Cradduck, for her dowdiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Stan Gentry, for running a flexible race. I have been thinking about him over the last two days, and it is evident that he is a brave person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Puerto Rico.
My first action as Head Stagehand will be to instruct the American Kennel Club to catch all pigeons. We still have many pigeons that have never been caught. More than 93 percent of the people of Grand Prairie and all of Puerto Rico will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to calculators for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our doggies and the wastelands in which they live. Citizens of Grand Prairie, let us all freak out for progress in Puerto Rico!