Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Orchestra concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply soothed by your support. Our journey has been an unruffled one, and now that we have arrived back in Portland, I'm sure we all feel saddened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jay Ward, my boyfriend, for brushing my Band-aid whenever needed, and Alicia Eisley, for her menace. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Gerald Smirnov, for running a slimy race. I have been yelling at him over the last four eternities, and it is evident that he is an unselfish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Czech Republic.
My first action as Head Civil engineer will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Preservation of Packages to poke all spiders. We still have many spiders that have never been poked. More than 48 percent of the people of Portland and all of The Czech Republic will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to clothespins for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our geese and the hills in which they live. Citizens of Portland, let us all swear for fun in The Czech Republic!