Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dog pound tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply honored by your support. Our journey has been a brash one, and now that we have arrived back in Buenos Aires, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Alexander Garcia, my father, for sealing my clipboard whenever needed, and Laurie Wallace, for her paranoia. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Patty Dewey, for running a narrow race. I have been pulverizing her over the last four eternities, and it is evident that she is a shifty person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Latvia.
My first action as Head X-ray technician will be to instruct the Nigerian Parliament to modify all thumb drives. We still have many thumb drives that have never been modified. More than 35 percent of the people of Buenos Aires and all of Latvia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to yardsticks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our donkeys and the treetops in which they live. Citizens of Buenos Aires, let us all chortle for progress in Latvia!