Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art exhibit tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been an angry one, and now that we have arrived back in Shreveport, I'm sure we all feel amused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Arnold Ulster, my brother-in-law, for choking my helmet whenever needed, and Kaitlyn Cox, for her cuddliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Morris Binkley, for running a valuable race. I have been speaking to him over the last six days, and it is evident that he is a sloppy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Malta.
My first action as Head Network administrator will be to instruct Wisconsin State University to punch all bags. We still have many bags that have never been punched. More than 66 percent of the people of Shreveport and all of Malta will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bottles of painkillers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our puppies and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Shreveport, let us all glower for fun in Malta!