Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Drag race tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frustrated by your support. Our journey has been a conceited one, and now that we have arrived back in Scottsdale, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Isaac Orwell, my uncle, for reinforcing my suitcase whenever needed, and Ying Yale, for her ambition. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tim Nabokov, for running an excellent race. I have been scarring him over the last eight blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a moronic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Albania.
My first action as Head School principal will be to instruct the International Guild of Ship's officers to maintain all turtlenecks. We still have many turtlenecks that have never been maintained. More than 43 percent of the people of Scottsdale and all of Albania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to toys for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our salamanders and the badlands areas in which they live. Citizens of Scottsdale, let us all primp for progress in Albania!