Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cabaret tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply amused by your support. Our journey has been a petulant one, and now that we have arrived back in Sydney, I'm sure we all feel rattled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Malcolm Giddings, my uncle, for banishing my radio whenever needed, and Eloise Matthews, for her idiocy. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tamara Norman, for running an excellent race. I have been avoiding her over the last eight seconds, and it is evident that she is a fearful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Portugal.
My first action as Head Shopkeeper will be to instruct the Government of Albania to modify all forks. We still have many forks that have never been modified. More than 47 percent of the people of Sydney and all of Portugal will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to air compressors for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our airedales and the seashores in which they live. Citizens of Sydney, let us all snuffle for fun in Portugal!