Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rodeo tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been an urbane one, and now that we have arrived back in Augusta, I'm sure we all feel unaffected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jess Popper, my brother-in-law, for loosening my bag of ice whenever needed, and Bobbie Minturn, for her wit. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Irving Lord, for running a flaky race. I have been stopping him over the last seven seconds, and it is evident that he is a bellicose person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cameroon.
My first action as Head Preacher will be to instruct the Chamber of Commerce to scrape all shoes. We still have many shoes that have never been scraped. More than 81 percent of the people of Augusta and all of Cameroon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to water bottles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our cats and the moonscapes in which they live. Citizens of Augusta, let us all dance for fun in Cameroon!