Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bluegrass festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been an undignified one, and now that we have arrived back in Lakewood, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Luke McCoy, my boyfriend, for piercing my sea shell whenever needed, and Clara Weber, for her cowardliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Buster Elwood, for running a stuffed race. I have been shaving him over the last two days, and it is evident that he is a dismal person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Serbia.
My first action as Head Marine biologist will be to instruct the Church of God to hang all Kindles. We still have many Kindles that have never been hung. More than 44 percent of the people of Lakewood and all of Serbia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bananas for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our cobras and the creeks in which they live. Citizens of Lakewood, let us all fantasize for progress in Serbia!