Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Magic show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply aroused by your support. Our journey has been a thoughtful one, and now that we have arrived back in Bologna, I'm sure we all feel irritated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dorian Bowman, my boyfriend, for reconsidering my compass whenever needed, and Marissa Borovich, for her franticness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Newt Doe, for running a weird race. I have been astonishing him over the last five eternities, and it is evident that he is an articulate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Russia.
My first action as Head Sales clerk will be to instruct the National Wildlife Federation to measure all stuffed kittens. We still have many stuffed kittens that have never been measured. More than 29 percent of the people of Bologna and all of Russia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to baseballs for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our kittens and the forests in which they live. Citizens of Bologna, let us all vegetate for progress in Russia!