Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pub tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply enraged by your support. Our journey has been a freakish one, and now that we have arrived back in Garden Grove, I'm sure we all feel honored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Stan Ridley, my cousin, for exposing my feather whenever needed, and Thelma Roman, for her charm. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Norman Cramer, for running a striking race. I have been considering him over the last five months, and it is evident that he is a cocky person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Haiti.
My first action as Head Executioner will be to instruct the National Association of Drug dealers to pound all bats. We still have many bats that have never been pounded. More than 84 percent of the people of Garden Grove and all of Haiti will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dog collars for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our antelopes and the fields in which they live. Citizens of Garden Grove, let us all do nothing for progress in Haiti!