Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Variety show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply humbled by your support. Our journey has been a proud one, and now that we have arrived back in Augusta, I'm sure we all feel reassured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Grover Blevins, my brother-in-law, for killing my package whenever needed, and Amanda MacKenzie, for her lethargy. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tabitha Ansler, for running a hand-painted race. I have been studying her over the last four days, and it is evident that she is a gargantuan person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Finland.
My first action as Head Drug dealer will be to instruct the Audubon Society to pull all dishes. We still have many dishes that have never been pulled. More than 69 percent of the people of Augusta and all of Finland will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to model airplanes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our fleas and the ponds in which they live. Citizens of Augusta, let us all fidget for fun in Finland!