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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been a forgetful one, and now that we have arrived back in Frisco, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Walter Brock, my brother-in-law, for overturning my beach ball whenever needed, and Annabelle MacIntire, for her pride. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Flash Mittal, for running a hollow race. I have been manipulating him over the last six hours, and it is evident that he is a prissy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Greece.

My first action as Head Midwife will be to instruct the Impossible Missions Force to wiggle all blankets. We still have many blankets that have never been wiggled. More than 33 percent of the people of Frisco and all of Greece will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags of groceries for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our weasels and the buffalo wallows in which they live. Citizens of Frisco, let us all do the Hokey Pokey for progress in Greece!