Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been a merry one, and now that we have arrived back in Concord, I'm sure we all feel mortified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank JD Tannenbaum, my cousin, for losing my hair dryer whenever needed, and Jen Quick, for her rudeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bud Brontsky, for running a stolen race. I have been picking him over the last four decades, and it is evident that he is an arrogant person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of France.
My first action as Head Entertainer will be to instruct the Communist Party to control all bird cages. We still have many bird cages that have never been controlled. More than 66 percent of the people of Concord and all of France will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to barbells for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our computers and the plains in which they live. Citizens of Concord, let us all fantasize for progress in France!