Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Reggae festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply strengthened by your support. Our journey has been a radiant one, and now that we have arrived back in Fairbanks, I'm sure we all feel humbled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Newton Knotts, my third cousin twice-removed, for playing with my bird bath whenever needed, and Ying Burt, for her relaxation. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Elaine Shelby, for running an aromatic race. I have been dumping her over the last two lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a desperate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Sri Lanka.
My first action as Head System administrator will be to instruct the CIA to hook all pipes. We still have many pipes that have never been hooked. More than 88 percent of the people of Fairbanks and all of Sri Lanka will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our gazelles and the battlefields in which they live. Citizens of Fairbanks, let us all buzz for fun in Sri Lanka!