Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pie-eating contest tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply irritated by your support. Our journey has been a homely one, and now that we have arrived back in Vancouver, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Luther Peralta, my third cousin twice-removed, for staining my telephone book whenever needed, and Callie Van Dorn, for her cleverness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bart Shaw, for running an expensive race. I have been questioning him over the last six fortnights, and it is evident that he is a mean person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Georgia.
My first action as Head Prankster will be to instruct the U.S. Senate to refine all salt shakers. We still have many salt shakers that have never been refined. More than 90 percent of the people of Vancouver and all of Georgia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bilge pumps for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our porcupines and the rivers in which they live. Citizens of Vancouver, let us all play Farmer in the Dell for fun in Georgia!