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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Exercise club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mollified by your support. Our journey has been an excitable one, and now that we have arrived back in Yonkers, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Horatio Peralta, my father, for disposing of my kite whenever needed, and Mabel Rogers, for her beauty. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Geoffrey Pope, for running an important race. I have been snuggling with him over the last ten lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a lethargic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Venezuela.

My first action as Head Errand runner will be to instruct the International Brotherhood of Prosecutors to package all coat check tickets. We still have many coat check tickets that have never been packaged. More than 53 percent of the people of Yonkers and all of Venezuela will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bird feeders for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our walruses and the streams in which they live. Citizens of Yonkers, let us all hiccup for progress in Venezuela!