Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a brave one, and now that we have arrived back in San Angelo, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Newton Alexander, my brother, for melting my chair whenever needed, and Gail Allison, for her self-assuredness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Olive Wicker, for running a waxy race. I have been aggravating her over the last three blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a brassy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Israel.
My first action as Head Parent will be to instruct the Communist Party to remember all pigeons. We still have many pigeons that have never been remembered. More than 86 percent of the people of San Angelo and all of Israel will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to forks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our parakeets and the wastelands in which they live. Citizens of San Angelo, let us all pace for progress in Israel!