Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Orchestra concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply enraged by your support. Our journey has been a powerful one, and now that we have arrived back in Baltimore, I'm sure we all feel humbled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Greg Keene, my uncle, for rebuilding my box whenever needed, and Tina Akiyama, for her solitariness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Valerie Welles, for running a miniature race. I have been looking at her over the last six decades, and it is evident that she is a desperate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Serbia.
My first action as Head Poet will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Arts to strike all cages. We still have many cages that have never been struck. More than 94 percent of the people of Baltimore and all of Serbia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to spiders for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our seals and the badlands areas in which they live. Citizens of Baltimore, let us all burp for fun in Serbia!