Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bridge club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a comely one, and now that we have arrived back in Tallahassee, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Wilbur Saint Pierre, my brother, for pulling my iPad whenever needed, and Lianlin Price, for her disgustingness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Papa Quill, for running a stiff race. I have been double-crossing him over the last three blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is an irate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Azerbaijan.
My first action as Head Acrobat will be to instruct the Christian Temperance Union to drench all billiard balls. We still have many billiard balls that have never been drenched. More than 2 percent of the people of Tallahassee and all of Azerbaijan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to rags for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our tarantulas and the battlefields in which they live. Citizens of Tallahassee, let us all kneel for progress in Azerbaijan!