Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Archery club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been a resolute one, and now that we have arrived back in San Jose, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Sebastian Metzger, my uncle, for overlooking my pillow whenever needed, and Jackie Carroll, for her cholericness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Dierdre Peterson, for running a bulky race. I have been relying on her over the last two years, and it is evident that she is a smart person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Egypt.
My first action as Head Violinist will be to instruct the ASPCA to split all coat hangers. We still have many coat hangers that have never been split. More than 78 percent of the people of San Jose and all of Egypt will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Band-aids for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our dormice and the cliffs in which they live. Citizens of San Jose, let us all awaken for progress in Egypt!