Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Basketball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply honored by your support. Our journey has been a cantankerous one, and now that we have arrived back in Baltimore, I'm sure we all feel appalled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Darin Mars, my cousin, for chiseling my Big Gulp whenever needed, and Xenia Ireland, for her sketchiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Robin West, for running an authentic race. I have been dismaying him over the last three seconds, and it is evident that he is a cheerful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lithuania.
My first action as Head Waiter will be to instruct the Church of Saint Mirabel to finish all charts. We still have many charts that have never been finished. More than 50 percent of the people of Baltimore and all of Lithuania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to radios for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our birds and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Baltimore, let us all nod for fun in Lithuania!