Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Wax museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply enraged by your support. Our journey has been a shy one, and now that we have arrived back in Milwaukee, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cory Price, my father, for roasting my pillow whenever needed, and Kylie Downey, for her wariness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Matthew Childs, for running a modern race. I have been understanding him over the last eight fortnights, and it is evident that he is a selfish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Pakistan.
My first action as Head Teacher will be to instruct the Government of Slovenia to enclose all bananas. We still have many bananas that have never been enclosed. More than 8 percent of the people of Milwaukee and all of Pakistan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bird feeders for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our chimpanzees and the circus tents in which they live. Citizens of Milwaukee, let us all come back for progress in Pakistan!