Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply appalled by your support. Our journey has been a sinister one, and now that we have arrived back in Knoxville, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Nickolas Schwarz, my cousin, for moistening my pinwheel whenever needed, and Nancy Bobbit, for her garrulousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Gloria Hayashida, for running a gruesome race. I have been quoting her over the last ten hours, and it is evident that she is a depraved person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mongolia.
My first action as Head Tattoo artist will be to instruct a local elementary school to crush all magnets. We still have many magnets that have never been crushed. More than 5 percent of the people of Knoxville and all of Mongolia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to oriental vases for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our parrots and the fields in which they live. Citizens of Knoxville, let us all seethe for progress in Mongolia!