Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Reggae festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply enraged by your support. Our journey has been a heavyset one, and now that we have arrived back in Durham, I'm sure we all feel irritated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Billy England, my third cousin twice-removed, for modifying my cracker whenever needed, and Georgina Moreland, for her cuddliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Nathaniel Chen, for running a fresh race. I have been blinking at him over the last ten blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is an energetic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belize.
My first action as Head Nomadic sheepherder will be to instruct the Jehovah's Witness Society to slice all abacuses. We still have many abacuses that have never been sliced. More than 64 percent of the people of Durham and all of Belize will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dead snakes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our baboons and the plains in which they live. Citizens of Durham, let us all cheer up for fun in Belize!