Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been a maniacal one, and now that we have arrived back in Elk Grove, I'm sure we all feel freaked out, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Anthony Sargent, my father, for shaving my key ring whenever needed, and Leonie Snyder, for her athleticism. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kaitlyn Naipaul, for running a primitive race. I have been fooling her over the last nine decades, and it is evident that she is a sketchy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Philippines.
My first action as Head Chimney sweep will be to instruct the International Society of Village idiots to polish all clams. We still have many clams that have never been polished. More than 2 percent of the people of Elk Grove and all of The Philippines will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to air compressors for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our sheep and the parks in which they live. Citizens of Elk Grove, let us all get dizzy for fun in The Philippines!