Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art exhibit tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been a childish one, and now that we have arrived back in Rio de Janeiro, I'm sure we all feel injured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bobby Ramos, my third cousin twice-removed, for slamming my coat hanger whenever needed, and Cinderella Bartholomew, for her tiredness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Smiley Barducci, for running a decrepit race. I have been analyzing him over the last seven weeks, and it is evident that he is an adorable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of England.
My first action as Head Woodworker will be to instruct the ASPCA to clean all hip flasks. We still have many hip flasks that have never been cleaned. More than 61 percent of the people of Rio de Janeiro and all of England will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dog biscuits for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our yaks and the hayfields in which they live. Citizens of Rio de Janeiro, let us all glare for fun in England!