Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Hockey game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been an obnoxious one, and now that we have arrived back in Lake Placid, I'm sure we all feel freaked out, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Hoss Mondegreen, my uncle, for spinning my smart phone whenever needed, and Loreen Barry, for her anger. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Roxanne Frankowitz, for running an abnormal race. I have been smacking her over the last six lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a hysterical person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Chile.
My first action as Head Bricklayer will be to instruct the University of Vermont to analyze all lollipops. We still have many lollipops that have never been analyzed. More than 42 percent of the people of Lake Placid and all of Chile will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to balloons for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our sheep and the peninsulas in which they live. Citizens of Lake Placid, let us all chuckle for fun in Chile!