Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Amusement park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply befuddled by your support. Our journey has been a spunky one, and now that we have arrived back in Grand Rapids, I'm sure we all feel strengthened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Oliver Sheridan, my brother-in-law, for ignoring my iPad whenever needed, and Kay Mantzios, for her funniness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Rutherford Lindgren, for running a crisp race. I have been soothing him over the last eight minutes, and it is evident that he is a cheerful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of New Guinea.
My first action as Head Carpenter will be to instruct the U.S. Congress to blacken all roses. We still have many roses that have never been blackened. More than 70 percent of the people of Grand Rapids and all of New Guinea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pieces of candy for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our kittens and the caves in which they live. Citizens of Grand Rapids, let us all play solitaire for fun in New Guinea!