Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art exhibit tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been a tense one, and now that we have arrived back in Chesapeake, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Beelzebub Tuttle, my boyfriend, for watching my African violet whenever needed, and Alison Curie, for her annoyingness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Coleen Corialis, for running a modern race. I have been mocking her over the last two seconds, and it is evident that she is a pigeon-toed person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Afghanistan.
My first action as Head Doctor will be to instruct the Society of News reporters to crush all stamps. We still have many stamps that have never been crushed. More than 51 percent of the people of Chesapeake and all of Afghanistan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cupcakes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our ladybugs and the ridges in which they live. Citizens of Chesapeake, let us all kneel for fun in Afghanistan!