Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been an ambitious one, and now that we have arrived back in Bismarck, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Vernon White, my brother-in-law, for patting my tablet computer whenever needed, and Fanny Mason, for her evilness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jerry Gorman, for running a stiff race. I have been kissing him over the last two hours, and it is evident that he is a lazy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Greece.
My first action as Head Computer geek will be to instruct the International Society of Organists to split all stuffed bunnies. We still have many stuffed bunnies that have never been split. More than 25 percent of the people of Bismarck and all of Greece will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to church keys for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our turtles and the dumps in which they live. Citizens of Bismarck, let us all cringe for fun in Greece!