Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Discotheque tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been an ignoble one, and now that we have arrived back in Bakersfield, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jacques Bowers, my uncle, for lynching my book whenever needed, and LaDonna Dupont, for her sinisterness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Papa Peña, for running a ridiculous race. I have been appeasing him over the last two blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is an unruffled person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Guatemala.
My first action as Head Prosecutor will be to instruct the U.S. Senate to plasticize all bags of popcorn. We still have many bags of popcorn that have never been plasticized. More than 22 percent of the people of Bakersfield and all of Guatemala will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to church keys for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dromedaries and the valleys in which they live. Citizens of Bakersfield, let us all cheer up for fun in Guatemala!