Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Wax museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been a yappy one, and now that we have arrived back in Wilmington, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Vilmer Holt, my brother-in-law, for re-evaluating my candle whenever needed, and Cassie Hale, for her spindliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Andrew Yang, for running a sophisticated race. I have been training him over the last seven minutes, and it is evident that he is a careful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Pakistan.
My first action as Head Undercover agent will be to instruct the Communist Party to silence all pickles. We still have many pickles that have never been silenced. More than 24 percent of the people of Wilmington and all of Pakistan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pails for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our basset hounds and the countrysides in which they live. Citizens of Wilmington, let us all bawl for fun in Pakistan!