Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been a corpulent one, and now that we have arrived back in Washington, I'm sure we all feel relieved, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Floyd Barducci, my father, for extinguishing my cracker whenever needed, and Belle Van Bloom, for her cruelty. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Pablo Eichmann, for running a soft race. I have been subduing him over the last ten years, and it is evident that he is a monstrous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Finland.
My first action as Head Tutor will be to instruct Georgia State University to feel all cigarette lighters. We still have many cigarette lighters that have never been felt. More than 99 percent of the people of Washington and all of Finland will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pigeons for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our geese and the buttes in which they live. Citizens of Washington, let us all do the Hokey Pokey for progress in Finland!