Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a stinky one, and now that we have arrived back in Peking, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Alf Durand, my cousin, for admiring my kite whenever needed, and Liling Manning, for her agitation. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Gino Tuckerman, for running a hand-carved race. I have been spilling a bottle of rum on him over the last seven centuries, and it is evident that he is a repulsive person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Denmark.
My first action as Head Typing teacher will be to instruct the CIA to banish all clocks. We still have many clocks that have never been banished. More than 83 percent of the people of Peking and all of Denmark will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fingernail clippers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our crabs and the plateaus in which they live. Citizens of Peking, let us all leer for fun in Denmark!