Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Quilting bee tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply irritated by your support. Our journey has been a queer one, and now that we have arrived back in Grand Junction, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Oscar Curie, my cousin, for preparing my tennis racket whenever needed, and Mary Barker, for her cuddliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Pam Crowe, for running a woven race. I have been hugging her over the last five hours, and it is evident that she is a cruel person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Slovakia.
My first action as Head Rabbi will be to instruct the Church of God to label all calculators. We still have many calculators that have never been labeled. More than 38 percent of the people of Grand Junction and all of Slovakia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to tennis rackets for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our ravens and the deserts in which they live. Citizens of Grand Junction, let us all blow up for fun in Slovakia!