Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Public park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a zany one, and now that we have arrived back in Saint Paul, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Roscoe Irons, my brother, for moistening my beach ball whenever needed, and Elsie Fagan, for her tension. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Eleanor Palensky, for running a fabulous race. I have been questioning her over the last six lifetimes, and it is evident that she is an enraged person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Sweden.
My first action as Head Fitness trainer will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Arts to pierce all barbells. We still have many barbells that have never been pierced. More than 100 percent of the people of Saint Paul and all of Sweden will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Barbie dolls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our gophers and the deserts in which they live. Citizens of Saint Paul, let us all back up for fun in Sweden!