Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cathouse tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bewildered by your support. Our journey has been an ignoble one, and now that we have arrived back in Córdoba, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Giovanni Sagan, my father, for dislodging my ironing board whenever needed, and Marisa Allison, for her hirsuteness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Anastasia Satterlee, for running an odd race. I have been sitting on her over the last nine centuries, and it is evident that she is a prickly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Iraq.
My first action as Head Dentist will be to instruct a Congressional committee to grip all boxes. We still have many boxes that have never been gripped. More than 62 percent of the people of Córdoba and all of Iraq will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of pliers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our robots and the parks in which they live. Citizens of Córdoba, let us all shrug for fun in Iraq!