Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mortified by your support. Our journey has been a generous one, and now that we have arrived back in San Antonio, I'm sure we all feel flummoxed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Henry Yang, my brother, for uncovering my magazine whenever needed, and Chelsea Ming, for her awkwardness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lorrie Griffin, for running an automatic race. I have been massaging her over the last three minutes, and it is evident that she is an ungainly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Saudi Arabia.
My first action as Head Rocket scientist will be to instruct the CIA to toss all pipes. We still have many pipes that have never been tossed. More than 33 percent of the people of San Antonio and all of Saudi Arabia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to grease guns for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our panthers and the prairies in which they live. Citizens of San Antonio, let us all cheer up for fun in Saudi Arabia!