Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Scrapbooking party tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bored by your support. Our journey has been a self-assured one, and now that we have arrived back in Victoria, I'm sure we all feel bored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Quinn Arnold, my father-in-law, for losing my crutch whenever needed, and Kirsten Steele, for her vacuousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ruby Van Veen, for running an overgrown race. I have been spilling a Brandy Alexander on her over the last six years, and it is evident that she is a fuzzy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Philippines.
My first action as Head Pilot will be to instruct the Catholic Church to swat all peaches. We still have many peaches that have never been swatted. More than 87 percent of the people of Victoria and all of The Philippines will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to accordions for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our dodo birds and the mountaintops in which they live. Citizens of Victoria, let us all apologize for progress in The Philippines!