Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Winery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply soothed by your support. Our journey has been a sociable one, and now that we have arrived back in Tacoma, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Gerald Lions, my brother-in-law, for rattling my package whenever needed, and Cynthia Holt, for her yappiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Damon Potter, for running a hand-made race. I have been kicking him over the last six eternities, and it is evident that he is a fashionable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Azerbaijan.
My first action as Head Cellist will be to instruct the U.S. Congress to jump on all flutes. We still have many flutes that have never been jumped on. More than 75 percent of the people of Tacoma and all of Azerbaijan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fishhooks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our swans and the buffalo wallows in which they live. Citizens of Tacoma, let us all wail for progress in Azerbaijan!