Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been a sloppy one, and now that we have arrived back in Edinburgh, I'm sure we all feel encouraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Arnold Winchester, my brother, for stitching my gun whenever needed, and Elly Novak, for her vacuousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Blake Munich, for running a damaged race. I have been ostracizing him over the last eight centuries, and it is evident that he is a thoughtful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Afghanistan.
My first action as Head Barber will be to instruct the CIA to grab all notepads. We still have many notepads that have never been grabbed. More than 96 percent of the people of Edinburgh and all of Afghanistan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to artificial flowers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our jellyfish and the battlefields in which they live. Citizens of Edinburgh, let us all dress up for progress in Afghanistan!