Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cabaret tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply injured by your support. Our journey has been an absent-minded one, and now that we have arrived back in Dublin, I'm sure we all feel irritated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ira Moore, my third cousin twice-removed, for liquifying my paper bag whenever needed, and Rosie Blanco, for her craziness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Camille Goldberg, for running an autographed race. I have been injuring her over the last four minutes, and it is evident that she is an agitated person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Greece.
My first action as Head Courier will be to instruct a local elementary school to duplicate all forks. We still have many forks that have never been duplicated. More than 63 percent of the people of Dublin and all of Greece will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of binoculars for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our mosquitoes and the wastelands in which they live. Citizens of Dublin, let us all curtsey for progress in Greece!