Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bar crawl tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply relieved by your support. Our journey has been a sweet one, and now that we have arrived back in Boston, I'm sure we all feel dishonored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Freddie Nash, my boyfriend, for developing my tube of glue whenever needed, and Fawn Vargas, for her cowardliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Michele Sewell, for running an art deco race. I have been loving her over the last one years, and it is evident that she is a sweet person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of New Zealand.
My first action as Head Warehouse picker will be to instruct the ASPCA to select all file folders. We still have many file folders that have never been selected. More than 28 percent of the people of Boston and all of New Zealand will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to carrots for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our newts and the cornfields in which they live. Citizens of Boston, let us all cough for progress in New Zealand!