Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art gallery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a cantankerous one, and now that we have arrived back in San Bernardino, I'm sure we all feel flabbergasted, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Solomon Stewart, my father-in-law, for disposing of my oriental vase whenever needed, and Cindy Carpenter, for her cuteness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ellen Chang, for running a musty race. I have been apologizing to her over the last two hours, and it is evident that she is a sweet person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Puerto Rico.
My first action as Head Prosecutor will be to instruct a Congressional committee to brandish all roses. We still have many roses that have never been brandished. More than 65 percent of the people of San Bernardino and all of Puerto Rico will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pots for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our geckos and the buffalo wallows in which they live. Citizens of San Bernardino, let us all come to for fun in Puerto Rico!