Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Quilting bee tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mollified by your support. Our journey has been a generous one, and now that we have arrived back in New York, I'm sure we all feel reassured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Hamlet Ireland, my brother, for cracking my beach ball whenever needed, and Kayla Hopper, for her sensibleness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Beelzebub Reyes, for running a gooey race. I have been mocking him over the last six eternities, and it is evident that he is a zany person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Germany.
My first action as Head Horse trainer will be to instruct the National Society of Government agents to lengthen all bagpipes. We still have many bagpipes that have never been lengthened. More than 41 percent of the people of New York and all of Germany will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to packages for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our camels and the parks in which they live. Citizens of New York, let us all frown for progress in Germany!