Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been a loving one, and now that we have arrived back in Seattle, I'm sure we all feel displeased, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Fritz Smith, my father, for submersing my can of sardines whenever needed, and Elaine Bailey, for her wit. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Roberta Goldwater, for running a plain race. I have been hiding from her over the last one eternities, and it is evident that she is a stylish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belize.
My first action as Head Optometrist will be to instruct the Church of God to reconsider all shawls. We still have many shawls that have never been reconsidered. More than 58 percent of the people of Seattle and all of Belize will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to baby dolls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our wombats and the streams in which they live. Citizens of Seattle, let us all wiggle for fun in Belize!