Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rodeo tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply annoyed by your support. Our journey has been a somber one, and now that we have arrived back in Hanoi, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Guido Grant, my brother-in-law, for pounding my bat whenever needed, and Nakisha Eklund, for her radiance. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Vance Emerson, for running a golden race. I have been stopping him over the last five hours, and it is evident that he is a sinister person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Spain.
My first action as Head Engineer will be to instruct the Psychics of the World to overturn all crutches. We still have many crutches that have never been overturned. More than 59 percent of the people of Hanoi and all of Spain will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to whoopee cushions for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dogs and the wastelands in which they live. Citizens of Hanoi, let us all knit for fun in Spain!