Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bar crawl tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bored by your support. Our journey has been a comely one, and now that we have arrived back in Tampa, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cory Glidden, my uncle, for rubbing my can of beans whenever needed, and Kaitlyn Schmutzig, for her intensity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Clio Ellington, for running a ridged race. I have been escaping from her over the last two fortnights, and it is evident that she is a weird person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bolivia.
My first action as Head Chief of police will be to instruct the ASPCA to select all basketballs. We still have many basketballs that have never been selected. More than 12 percent of the people of Tampa and all of Bolivia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fingernail clippers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Norway rats and the mountaintops in which they live. Citizens of Tampa, let us all back up for progress in Bolivia!