Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a young one, and now that we have arrived back in Nashville, I'm sure we all feel annoyed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Gabe Sartre, my third cousin twice-removed, for cleaning my contract whenever needed, and Iris Barton, for her peculiarness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jake Tweedie, for running an important race. I have been pinching him over the last seven minutes, and it is evident that he is a pert person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bangladesh.
My first action as Head Appliance repairman will be to instruct the Bureau of Indian Affairs to swipe all pop bottles. We still have many pop bottles that have never been swiped. More than 79 percent of the people of Nashville and all of Bangladesh will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pieces of paper for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our walruses and the valleys in which they live. Citizens of Nashville, let us all sniff for progress in Bangladesh!