Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Puppet show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply humbled by your support. Our journey has been a lazy one, and now that we have arrived back in Brisbane, I'm sure we all feel annoyed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Franklin Eichmann, my father, for inflating my rag whenever needed, and Jan Sitting Bird, for her colorlessness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Montague Harper, for running a grubby race. I have been mesmerizing him over the last three fortnights, and it is evident that he is a fearless person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Luxembourg.
My first action as Head Busboy will be to instruct the Church of God to describe all apples. We still have many apples that have never been described. More than 31 percent of the people of Brisbane and all of Luxembourg will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to compasses for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our hedgehogs and the rivers in which they live. Citizens of Brisbane, let us all wince for progress in Luxembourg!