Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply honored by your support. Our journey has been a witty one, and now that we have arrived back in Brisbane, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Vince Emery, my brother-in-law, for overturning my rag whenever needed, and Nellie Brindel, for her sincerity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Katherine Moodle, for running a rancid race. I have been scaring her over the last four lifetimes, and it is evident that she is an apoplectic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Uganda.
My first action as Head Entertainer will be to instruct the Fellowship of the Baseball bat Church to extend all sticks of gum. We still have many sticks of gum that have never been extended. More than 52 percent of the people of Brisbane and all of Uganda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to playing cards for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our ostriches and the trails in which they live. Citizens of Brisbane, let us all swoon for fun in Uganda!