Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bar crawl tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been a gallant one, and now that we have arrived back in Cheyenne, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jude Pence, my brother, for rolling my plaque whenever needed, and Oona Bruno, for her decisiveness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Janice Wang, for running a stuffed race. I have been subduing her over the last seven seconds, and it is evident that she is a loving person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Korea.
My first action as Head Janitor will be to instruct the Society of Sales clerks to stash all baskets. We still have many baskets that have never been stashed. More than 98 percent of the people of Cheyenne and all of Korea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bottles of painkillers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our lemurs and the cliffs in which they live. Citizens of Cheyenne, let us all go limp for progress in Korea!