Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply irritated by your support. Our journey has been a cruel one, and now that we have arrived back in Sydney, I'm sure we all feel nonplussed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Kim Tyson, my brother-in-law, for emptying my mop whenever needed, and Nakisha Greer, for her lovingness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Chuck Davis, for running a gaudy race. I have been understanding him over the last six days, and it is evident that he is an idiotic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cambodia.
My first action as Head Ichthyologist will be to instruct the National Rifle Association to roast all china dolls. We still have many china dolls that have never been roasted. More than 22 percent of the people of Sydney and all of Cambodia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to napkins for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our computers and the hayfields in which they live. Citizens of Sydney, let us all get frazzled for progress in Cambodia!