Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dog pound tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been a bubbly one, and now that we have arrived back in Rio de Janeiro, I'm sure we all feel humbled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Babyface McDermott, my brother-in-law, for cutting my pacifier whenever needed, and Kay Stucky, for her menace. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Nigel Holiday, for running a soft race. I have been slapping him over the last two eternities, and it is evident that he is a tired person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Iran.
My first action as Head Peddler will be to instruct the Fraternal Order of Manticores to unlock all tubes of glue. We still have many tubes of glue that have never been unlocked. More than 71 percent of the people of Rio de Janeiro and all of Iran will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to boxes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our gorillas and the backyards in which they live. Citizens of Rio de Janeiro, let us all tremble for progress in Iran!