Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Natural history museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been a tired one, and now that we have arrived back in Oakland, I'm sure we all feel dishonored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Louie Dole, my father, for closing my tablet computer whenever needed, and Marina Frankle, for her obnoxiousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Muerto Sales, for running a hard race. I have been quarreling with him over the last five days, and it is evident that he is an angry person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Hungary.
My first action as Head Sales representative will be to instruct a Congressional committee to switch all Happy Meals. We still have many Happy Meals that have never been switched. More than 100 percent of the people of Oakland and all of Hungary will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to toolboxes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our koalas and the neighborhoods in which they live. Citizens of Oakland, let us all breathe for progress in Hungary!