Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Massage parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a stubborn one, and now that we have arrived back in Scottsdale, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jesus Higgenbottom, my brother, for refining my flag whenever needed, and Lois Roe, for her cleverness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Mahatma Weber, for running a filthy race. I have been misleading him over the last six eternities, and it is evident that he is a cute person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lebanon.
My first action as Head Internet celebrity will be to instruct the Internal Revenue Service to drag all darts. We still have many darts that have never been dragged. More than 34 percent of the people of Scottsdale and all of Lebanon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to elephant tusks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our tarantulas and the crime scenes in which they live. Citizens of Scottsdale, let us all get away for progress in Lebanon!