Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Movie theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been an impish one, and now that we have arrived back in Norfolk, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Sean Sanabria, my brother, for demolishing my Rubik's cube whenever needed, and Lakshmi Witherspoon, for her agitation. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Dakota Tannenbaum, for running a scarlet race. I have been injuring him over the last ten days, and it is evident that he is a mournful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Puerto Rico.
My first action as Head Oboist will be to instruct the American Kennel Club to smudge all mirrors. We still have many mirrors that have never been smudged. More than 84 percent of the people of Norfolk and all of Puerto Rico will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to peaches for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our newts and the housing developments in which they live. Citizens of Norfolk, let us all shrivel for fun in Puerto Rico!