Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Scrapbooking party tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply enraged by your support. Our journey has been a daring one, and now that we have arrived back in Oklahoma City, I'm sure we all feel flummoxed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Rip Peters, my father, for pummeling my chess set whenever needed, and Kathryn Klein, for her dumbness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Cinderella Selby, for running a gruesome race. I have been patting her over the last eight weeks, and it is evident that she is a ladylike person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belgium.
My first action as Head Scam artist will be to instruct the Impossible Missions Force to brandish all cigars. We still have many cigars that have never been brandished. More than 58 percent of the people of Oklahoma City and all of Belgium will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to stuffed bunnies for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our frogs and the paths in which they live. Citizens of Oklahoma City, let us all barf for progress in Belgium!