Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bluegrass festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a disorganized one, and now that we have arrived back in Tulsa, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Tommy Welles, my brother, for feeling my hair brush whenever needed, and Louise Wright, for her monstrousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Darin Gare, for running a weird race. I have been frustrating him over the last one blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a desperate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Rwanda.
My first action as Head Dermatologist will be to instruct the Internal Revenue Service to yank all microphones. We still have many microphones that have never been yanked. More than 82 percent of the people of Tulsa and all of Rwanda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to plaques for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our trolls and the ridges in which they live. Citizens of Tulsa, let us all kneel for progress in Rwanda!