Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Carnival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been a gargantuan one, and now that we have arrived back in Corona, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Brent Craig, my uncle, for shaking my roll of toilet paper whenever needed, and Marisa Welles, for her wiliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Melkadas Ostrander, for running a dry race. I have been watching her over the last eight centuries, and it is evident that she is an ambitious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lithuania.
My first action as Head Delivery driver will be to instruct the World Sisterhood of Truck drivers to lick all baskets. We still have many baskets that have never been licked. More than 57 percent of the people of Corona and all of Lithuania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to whistles for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our manticores and the badlands areas in which they live. Citizens of Corona, let us all huff for progress in Lithuania!