Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been a cautious one, and now that we have arrived back in Concord, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Conner Diaz, my boyfriend, for identifying my saddle whenever needed, and Martina Marsh, for her depravity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ethel Zaborowski, for running a stuffed race. I have been caressing her over the last five centuries, and it is evident that she is a mean person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Senegal.
My first action as Head Jailer will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Preservation of Notebooks to stack all cowbells. We still have many cowbells that have never been stacked. More than 7 percent of the people of Concord and all of Senegal will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to notepads for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ants and the velds in which they live. Citizens of Concord, let us all carry on for progress in Senegal!