Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Discotheque tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply strengthened by your support. Our journey has been an angry one, and now that we have arrived back in Hayward, I'm sure we all feel bothered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Rutherford Peterson, my third cousin twice-removed, for returning my backpack whenever needed, and Samina Park, for her hairiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lori Kollmorgen, for running an electric race. I have been delighting her over the last seven blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a disgusting person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Poland.
My first action as Head Clarinetist will be to instruct Prisoners Anonymous to enclose all fish bowls. We still have many fish bowls that have never been enclosed. More than 97 percent of the people of Hayward and all of Poland will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to hubcaps for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our fish and the neighborhoods in which they live. Citizens of Hayward, let us all wink for progress in Poland!