Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Discotheque tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bewildered by your support. Our journey has been a witty one, and now that we have arrived back in Palmdale, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Muerto Potts, my uncle, for puncturing my pacifier whenever needed, and Briget Corialis, for her sweetness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Randall Graziano, for running a spongy race. I have been grabbing him over the last ten hours, and it is evident that he is a decent person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Uruguay.
My first action as Head Pathologist will be to instruct Private investigators Anonymous to jump on all sea shells. We still have many sea shells that have never been jumped on. More than 18 percent of the people of Palmdale and all of Uruguay will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to vases for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our oysters and the streams in which they live. Citizens of Palmdale, let us all pace for progress in Uruguay!