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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Reggae festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply relieved by your support. Our journey has been a daring one, and now that we have arrived back in Tripoli, I'm sure we all feel reassured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cornelius Northrum, my third cousin twice-removed, for melting my church key whenever needed, and Lakshmi Van Hook, for her brashness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Eldon Ferrari, for running a nice race. I have been investigating him over the last two centuries, and it is evident that he is an unruffled person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Norway.

My first action as Head Bricklayer will be to instruct the Society of Sales clerks to see all pens. We still have many pens that have never been saw. More than 38 percent of the people of Tripoli and all of Norway will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to iPhones for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our cows and the cliffs in which they live. Citizens of Tripoli, let us all dither for fun in Norway!