Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Natural history museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been an amiable one, and now that we have arrived back in Karachi, I'm sure we all feel flummoxed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Newt Borkowski, my father, for sanding my horseshoe whenever needed, and Jane Benton, for her spunkiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Pleasance Jetson, for running an important race. I have been shaking her over the last three years, and it is evident that she is a gargantuan person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Estonia.
My first action as Head Doctor will be to instruct the Kosovoan Parliament to stash all pairs of dice. We still have many pairs of dice that have never been stashed. More than 3 percent of the people of Karachi and all of Estonia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to hair brushes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our donkeys and the ridges in which they live. Citizens of Karachi, let us all suffer for progress in Estonia!