Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Puppet show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply rattled by your support. Our journey has been a polite one, and now that we have arrived back in Jacksonville, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Reynaldo Magnusson, my brother-in-law, for exposing my china doll whenever needed, and Gabriela Koch, for her cockiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Devon Zimmerman, for running a flexible race. I have been belittling him over the last ten days, and it is evident that he is an enchanting person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Ethiopia.
My first action as Head Gopher will be to instruct the National Wildlife Federation to spray all fossils. We still have many fossils that have never been sprayed. More than 38 percent of the people of Jacksonville and all of Ethiopia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to mushrooms for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our buffalo and the islands in which they live. Citizens of Jacksonville, let us all wake up for progress in Ethiopia!