Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply honored by your support. Our journey has been a homely one, and now that we have arrived back in Perth Amboy, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Kris Manning, my third cousin twice-removed, for hammering my fish bowl whenever needed, and Henrietta Rajashree, for her peskiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Karl Nighthawk, for running a weird race. I have been touching him over the last six blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is an intense person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Sri Lanka.
My first action as Head Security guard will be to instruct the Wienerschnitzel Lovers Society to fold all antennas. We still have many antennas that have never been folded. More than 43 percent of the people of Perth Amboy and all of Sri Lanka will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bicycles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dolphins and the mountaintops in which they live. Citizens of Perth Amboy, let us all scribble for fun in Sri Lanka!