Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dog pound tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mortified by your support. Our journey has been a cunning one, and now that we have arrived back in Taipei, I'm sure we all feel mollified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Nate Carpenter, my brother-in-law, for demolishing my hand puppet whenever needed, and Penelope Gonzalez, for her gregariousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Flo Cain, for running an aromatic race. I have been killing her over the last four seconds, and it is evident that she is a dependable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Russia.
My first action as Head Auditor will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Preservation of IPhones to finish all stuffed kittens. We still have many stuffed kittens that have never been finished. More than 95 percent of the people of Taipei and all of Russia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fire hoses for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our cats and the bogs in which they live. Citizens of Taipei, let us all chatter for fun in Russia!