Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cabaret tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply amused by your support. Our journey has been a freakish one, and now that we have arrived back in Ontario, I'm sure we all feel appalled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ben Woodruff, my boyfriend, for experiencing my pot whenever needed, and Nelly Lange, for her sarcasm. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lucky Allen, for running a rancid race. I have been loving him over the last six seconds, and it is evident that he is a taciturn person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kenya.
My first action as Head Architect will be to instruct the Audubon Society to tweak all soccer balls. We still have many soccer balls that have never been tweaked. More than 87 percent of the people of Ontario and all of Kenya will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to notebooks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our goats and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Ontario, let us all calculate for progress in Kenya!