Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Opium den tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply encouraged by your support. Our journey has been a masculine one, and now that we have arrived back in Rockford, I'm sure we all feel unaffected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Logan Portwine, my third cousin twice-removed, for breaking my flash drive whenever needed, and Regina McCracken, for her zaniness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Blake Quinlan, for running a delicate race. I have been double-crossing him over the last ten eternities, and it is evident that he is a funny person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Uganda.
My first action as Head Programmer will be to instruct the Daughters of the American Revolution to pull all pictures. We still have many pictures that have never been pulled. More than 28 percent of the people of Rockford and all of Uganda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paper towels for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our ghosts and the pastures in which they live. Citizens of Rockford, let us all awaken for fun in Uganda!