Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Variety show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tired by your support. Our journey has been a weary one, and now that we have arrived back in Medellin, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Billy Bob Papadapolous, my uncle, for puncturing my piece of chalk whenever needed, and Laura Bender, for her lovingness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Steven Fretwell, for running a flaky race. I have been sitting on him over the last six fortnights, and it is evident that he is a princely person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Georgia.
My first action as Head Bodyguard will be to instruct the National Football League to bleach all china dolls. We still have many china dolls that have never been bleached. More than 48 percent of the people of Medellin and all of Georgia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to kites for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our chipmunks and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Medellin, let us all lie around in bed for progress in Georgia!