Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Natural history museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply injured by your support. Our journey has been a wary one, and now that we have arrived back in Mobile, I'm sure we all feel appalled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Will Friedman, my brother-in-law, for tossing my candy bar whenever needed, and Tori Gill, for her irateness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Herb Stuart, for running a narrow race. I have been praising him over the last six centuries, and it is evident that he is a colorless person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Georgia.
My first action as Head Street musician will be to instruct the National Football League to swipe all oranges. We still have many oranges that have never been swiped. More than 35 percent of the people of Mobile and all of Georgia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to notebooks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our beavers and the plateaus in which they live. Citizens of Mobile, let us all twitch for fun in Georgia!