Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply annoyed by your support. Our journey has been a moronic one, and now that we have arrived back in Clodville, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Pops Baird, my brother-in-law, for hacking my whoopee cushion whenever needed, and Harriet Romer, for her vivaciousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tina Walters, for running a grubby race. I have been shaving her over the last three fortnights, and it is evident that she is a conceited person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Austria.
My first action as Head Huckster will be to instruct the National Association of Composers to extinguish all pizzas. We still have many pizzas that have never been extinguished. More than 74 percent of the people of Clodville and all of Austria will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to sticks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our sharks and the treetops in which they live. Citizens of Clodville, let us all slobber for fun in Austria!