Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Public park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply humbled by your support. Our journey has been a cute one, and now that we have arrived back in Macon, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Mark Marino, my father, for shrinking my cork whenever needed, and Susanna Wayman, for her cockiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Joanie Hruska, for running a cheap race. I have been forgetting her over the last ten weeks, and it is evident that she is a furry person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Paraguay.
My first action as Head Mayor will be to instruct the Jordanian Parliament to throw all baby dolls. We still have many baby dolls that have never been threw. More than 90 percent of the people of Macon and all of Paraguay will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to rocks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ostriches and the briar patches in which they live. Citizens of Macon, let us all twitch for progress in Paraguay!