Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Exercise club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been a hungry one, and now that we have arrived back in Portland, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Roman Simon, my brother, for ruining my cowbell whenever needed, and Crystal Deutsch, for her sliminess. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Marla Garland, for running a soft race. I have been having a talk with her over the last nine months, and it is evident that she is an atrocious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Estonia.
My first action as Head Fitness trainer will be to instruct Microbiologists Anonymous to reposition all statues. We still have many statues that have never been repositioned. More than 57 percent of the people of Portland and all of Estonia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pacifiers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ladybugs and the mesas in which they live. Citizens of Portland, let us all bleed for progress in Estonia!