Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pizza parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply befuddled by your support. Our journey has been an articulate one, and now that we have arrived back in Eugene, I'm sure we all feel relieved, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Charles Tinnerman, my cousin, for labeling my bucket whenever needed, and Kim Tweedie, for her liveliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Louie Boyd, for running a dirty race. I have been stalking him over the last two centuries, and it is evident that he is a dismal person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Honduras.
My first action as Head Telecaster guitar player will be to instruct the Bureau of Indian Affairs to wiggle all sponges. We still have many sponges that have never been wiggled. More than 62 percent of the people of Eugene and all of Honduras will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Bunsen burners for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our basset hounds and the glens in which they live. Citizens of Eugene, let us all hang around for progress in Honduras!