Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Church social tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tired by your support. Our journey has been a diabolical one, and now that we have arrived back in Huntsville, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Deng Wapner, my third cousin twice-removed, for strengthening my fire hose whenever needed, and Sissy Spangler, for her furriness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Calvin Dick, for running a ragged race. I have been suspecting him over the last eight hours, and it is evident that he is a somber person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Romania.
My first action as Head Embalmer will be to instruct the FBI to pick all thumb drives. We still have many thumb drives that have never been picked. More than 52 percent of the people of Huntsville and all of Romania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fish for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our dolphins and the plateaus in which they live. Citizens of Huntsville, let us all wince for progress in Romania!