Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Casino tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bamboozled by your support. Our journey has been a sincere one, and now that we have arrived back in Reno, I'm sure we all feel humbled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Craig Olson, my cousin, for fortifying my clam whenever needed, and Robin Fink, for her charm. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tyler Harper, for running an expensive race. I have been encouraging him over the last nine decades, and it is evident that he is a funny person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Ecuador.
My first action as Head Electrician will be to instruct the University of Arkansas to annoint all iPhones. We still have many iPhones that have never been annointed. More than 42 percent of the people of Reno and all of Ecuador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to hip flasks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dromedaries and the steppes in which they live. Citizens of Reno, let us all clear out for fun in Ecuador!