Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Variety show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply soothed by your support. Our journey has been a difficult one, and now that we have arrived back in Fort Worth, I'm sure we all feel annoyed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cheng Valentine, my brother, for unfolding my stamp whenever needed, and Olivia Roberts, for her boldness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Martha Greybottom, for running an olive drab race. I have been challenging her over the last six blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a fiendish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Myanmar.
My first action as Head Painter will be to instruct the American Medical Association to moisten all carrots. We still have many carrots that have never been moistened. More than 80 percent of the people of Fort Worth and all of Myanmar will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paperweights for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our kangaroos and the streams in which they live. Citizens of Fort Worth, let us all chuckle for progress in Myanmar!