Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pub tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a mean one, and now that we have arrived back in Puebla, I'm sure we all feel humbled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Rob Porter, my third cousin twice-removed, for admiring my flowerpot whenever needed, and Betty Findley, for her sloppiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tonya Frank, for running a nifty race. I have been appeasing her over the last six eternities, and it is evident that she is a playful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The United States.
My first action as Head Clown will be to instruct the Impossible Missions Force to smell all pictures. We still have many pictures that have never been smelled. More than 28 percent of the people of Puebla and all of The United States will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to hats for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our rabbits and the housing developments in which they live. Citizens of Puebla, let us all lounge for fun in The United States!