Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Winery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply strengthened by your support. Our journey has been a grizzled one, and now that we have arrived back in Cheyenne, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Horst Swaanhof, my third cousin twice-removed, for recommending my remote control whenever needed, and Maggie Van Hook, for her cuteness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Chuck Quintero, for running a hefty race. I have been reeducating him over the last four hours, and it is evident that he is an ungainly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Guatemala.
My first action as Head Goldsmith will be to instruct the Compass Collectors Club to review all Happy Meals. We still have many Happy Meals that have never been reviewed. More than 27 percent of the people of Cheyenne and all of Guatemala will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to feather dusters for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ants and the ranges in which they live. Citizens of Cheyenne, let us all glare for progress in Guatemala!