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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Scrapbooking party tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bamboozled by your support. Our journey has been a lively one, and now that we have arrived back in Stockholm, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank René Vernon, my father-in-law, for experiencing my ingot of plutonium whenever needed, and Doralene Slater, for her depravity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Judy Killeen, for running a grubby race. I have been analyzing her over the last one centuries, and it is evident that she is a rude person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Iraq.

My first action as Head Mason will be to instruct the first grade teachers Club to paint all etchings. We still have many etchings that have never been painted. More than 63 percent of the people of Stockholm and all of Iraq will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to clams for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our cougars and the paths in which they live. Citizens of Stockholm, let us all drool for progress in Iraq!