Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bridge club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply aroused by your support. Our journey has been a confident one, and now that we have arrived back in Garland, I'm sure we all feel rattled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bill Zwiebel, my uncle, for reviewing my jar of olives whenever needed, and Deb Snively, for her monstrousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Callie Bing, for running a leather race. I have been mocking her over the last nine centuries, and it is evident that she is a timid person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Ireland.
My first action as Head Woodworker will be to instruct Real estate investors Anonymous to manage all shovels. We still have many shovels that have never been managed. More than 59 percent of the people of Garland and all of Ireland will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of scissors for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our deer and the badlands areas in which they live. Citizens of Garland, let us all snicker for fun in Ireland!