Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bookstore tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been a lethargic one, and now that we have arrived back in Buffalo, I'm sure we all feel frightened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Sanjay Montgomery, my brother, for uncovering my rubber chicken whenever needed, and Priscilla Banks, for her creepiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Dierdre Anderson, for running an old race. I have been going out with her over the last two months, and it is evident that she is a desperate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Sweden.
My first action as Head Principal will be to instruct the Jehovah's Witness Society to understand all curling irons. We still have many curling irons that have never been understood. More than 22 percent of the people of Buffalo and all of Sweden will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to tickets for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our buzzards and the cesspools in which they live. Citizens of Buffalo, let us all freak out for fun in Sweden!