Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Turkish bath tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply enraged by your support. Our journey has been a wily one, and now that we have arrived back in Scottsdale, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Clyde Carver, my third cousin twice-removed, for handling my crutch whenever needed, and Reba Lions, for her generousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Katy Sheridan, for running a crude race. I have been boring her over the last one minutes, and it is evident that she is a moody person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Slovakia.
My first action as Head X-ray technician will be to instruct the Impossible Missions Force to silence all coins. We still have many coins that have never been silenced. More than 85 percent of the people of Scottsdale and all of Slovakia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to guns for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our snakes and the outbacks in which they live. Citizens of Scottsdale, let us all come along for fun in Slovakia!