Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Wax museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply enraged by your support. Our journey has been a poised one, and now that we have arrived back in Bellevue, I'm sure we all feel dishonored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Willard Schwarz, my third cousin twice-removed, for plucking my bag of potato chips whenever needed, and Sydmo Zedong, for her arrogance. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ronnie Lewis, for running a sophisticated race. I have been replacing him over the last five centuries, and it is evident that he is a monstrous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nicaragua.
My first action as Head Veterinarian will be to instruct the American Medical Association to darken all amulets. We still have many amulets that have never been darkened. More than 38 percent of the people of Bellevue and all of Nicaragua will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to accordions for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our grizzly bears and the lakesides in which they live. Citizens of Bellevue, let us all twitch for fun in Nicaragua!