Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply humbled by your support. Our journey has been a sloppy one, and now that we have arrived back in Bakersfield, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dorian Kong, my father-in-law, for pushing my doll whenever needed, and Kirsten Zimmer, for her sophistication. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Janice Thurston, for running a used race. I have been shunning her over the last six days, and it is evident that she is an obedient person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Ireland.
My first action as Head Rock musician will be to instruct the Impossible Missions Force to smash all spools of thread. We still have many spools of thread that have never been smashed. More than 32 percent of the people of Bakersfield and all of Ireland will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to rubber stamps for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our asses and the lakesides in which they live. Citizens of Bakersfield, let us all ponder for fun in Ireland!