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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art exhibit tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been a calm one, and now that we have arrived back in Nashville, I'm sure we all feel freaked out, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Helmut Frinklehofer, my uncle, for wiping my pair of headphones whenever needed, and Motormouth Miller, for her carefulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Garrick Rudnick, for running a synthetic race. I have been tormenting him over the last nine blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is an absent-minded person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Panama.

My first action as Head Calligrapher will be to instruct the Daughters of the American Revolution to certify all boxes of candy. We still have many boxes of candy that have never been certified. More than 44 percent of the people of Nashville and all of Panama will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to remote controls for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our chameleons and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Nashville, let us all come back for progress in Panama!