Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art gallery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tired by your support. Our journey has been an insane one, and now that we have arrived back in Pasadena, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Rex Mason, my brother-in-law, for destroying my tennis racket whenever needed, and Savannah Brock, for her bellicoseness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Mackenzie Gonzalez, for running a waxy race. I have been soothing her over the last five seconds, and it is evident that she is an ignoble person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Austria.
My first action as Head Woodworker will be to instruct the U.S. Embassy to whack all hats. We still have many hats that have never been whacked. More than 99 percent of the people of Pasadena and all of Austria will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to business cards for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our airedales and the glens in which they live. Citizens of Pasadena, let us all throw up for progress in Austria!