Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dog pound tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply scared by your support. Our journey has been a naïve one, and now that we have arrived back in Managua, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Roscoe Iliescu, my brother, for decorating my apple whenever needed, and Maybie McKenzie, for her considerateness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Nelda Hayward, for running a crooked race. I have been manipulating her over the last two months, and it is evident that she is a haggard person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Botswana.
My first action as Head Rocket scientist will be to instruct the American Kennel Club to unfasten all ropes. We still have many ropes that have never been unfastened. More than 71 percent of the people of Managua and all of Botswana will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cigarettes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our phantoms and the meadows in which they live. Citizens of Managua, let us all tremble for progress in Botswana!