Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Comedy club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been a bouncy one, and now that we have arrived back in Salem, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Casey McAllister, my cousin, for beating my magnet whenever needed, and Lakshmi Bromley, for her impishness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Nicole Griebel, for running an ancient race. I have been avoiding her over the last two lifetimes, and it is evident that she is an articulate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Czech Republic.
My first action as Head Ecologist will be to instruct the Smithsonian Institution to wax all pieces of paper. We still have many pieces of paper that have never been waxed. More than 38 percent of the people of Salem and all of The Czech Republic will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to garbage cans for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our shrews and the meadows in which they live. Citizens of Salem, let us all rock for fun in The Czech Republic!