Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply rattled by your support. Our journey has been an intelligent one, and now that we have arrived back in Des Moines, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Alex Peng, my father, for blaming my baseball bat whenever needed, and Dinah Rebensdorf, for her agitation. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Gabe Irvin, for running a loose race. I have been whispering to him over the last nine eternities, and it is evident that he is an intrepid person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Serbia.
My first action as Head Boat captain will be to instruct the Janitors of the World to decontaminate all bullets. We still have many bullets that have never been decontaminated. More than 80 percent of the people of Des Moines and all of Serbia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to tissues for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our snipes and the mountainsides in which they live. Citizens of Des Moines, let us all fret for fun in Serbia!