Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Restaurant tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply appalled by your support. Our journey has been a loving one, and now that we have arrived back in Lubbock, I'm sure we all feel honored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Harvey Clooney, my brother-in-law, for fabricating my plaque whenever needed, and Sydney McAllister, for her repulsiveness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ahmed Irvin, for running a mysterious race. I have been doubting him over the last five seconds, and it is evident that he is a statuesque person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Spain.
My first action as Head Philatelist will be to instruct the Lamb curry Lovers Society to stack all Frisbees. We still have many Frisbees that have never been stacked. More than 64 percent of the people of Lubbock and all of Spain will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to biscuits for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our turtles and the canyons in which they live. Citizens of Lubbock, let us all show up for fun in Spain!