Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Exercise club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a maniacal one, and now that we have arrived back in Santiago, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Quentin Fodor, my uncle, for greasing my towel whenever needed, and Henrietta Fischer, for her sensibleness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bub Onassis, for running an electronic race. I have been betraying him over the last eight fortnights, and it is evident that he is a miniscule person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of El Salvador.
My first action as Head Gravedigger will be to instruct the ASPCA to guard all pinwheels. We still have many pinwheels that have never been guarded. More than 60 percent of the people of Santiago and all of El Salvador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to photographs for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our buzzards and the circus tents in which they live. Citizens of Santiago, let us all fidget for fun in El Salvador!