Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Carnival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been a gregarious one, and now that we have arrived back in Joliet, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Solomon Flowers, my brother, for copying my tissue whenever needed, and Patricia Nyberg, for her somberness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Mindy Klein, for running a dusty race. I have been slapping her over the last ten eternities, and it is evident that she is a happy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Korea.
My first action as Head Parole officer will be to instruct the Falafel Lovers Society to plasticize all cigars. We still have many cigars that have never been plasticized. More than 5 percent of the people of Joliet and all of Korea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to peanuts for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our goldfish and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Joliet, let us all sit still for progress in Korea!