Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Wax museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flabbergasted by your support. Our journey has been a megalomaniacal one, and now that we have arrived back in Perth, I'm sure we all feel mortified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Quint McKenzie, my boyfriend, for expanding my baton whenever needed, and Esmeralda Snitley, for her power. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Clara Osaka, for running a hefty race. I have been talking to her over the last ten blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is an awkward person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Venezuela.
My first action as Head Sword swallower will be to instruct Petroleum engineers Anonymous to bite all spiders. We still have many spiders that have never been bit. More than 80 percent of the people of Perth and all of Venezuela will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bullets for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our tsetse flies and the gulches in which they live. Citizens of Perth, let us all collapse for progress in Venezuela!