Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art gallery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been a sassy one, and now that we have arrived back in New York, I'm sure we all feel appalled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ronnie Swoopes, my uncle, for controlling my fountain pen whenever needed, and Constance Shackleton, for her nervousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Mim Greybottom, for running a gigantic race. I have been spitting at her over the last five years, and it is evident that she is a shiftless person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Jordan.
My first action as Head Philosopher will be to instruct the University of Maryland to switch all notepads. We still have many notepads that have never been switched. More than 36 percent of the people of New York and all of Jordan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to washrags for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our parrots and the tundras in which they live. Citizens of New York, let us all sneeze for progress in Jordan!