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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Exercise club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply humbled by your support. Our journey has been a serious one, and now that we have arrived back in Mesa, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Robin Aguilar, my father, for reinforcing my peach whenever needed, and Helga De Leon, for her stylishness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Stan Barnes, for running a porcelain race. I have been demeaning him over the last three days, and it is evident that he is a princely person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nicaragua.

My first action as Head Zoologist will be to instruct the Mozambiquan Parliament to reposition all sea shells. We still have many sea shells that have never been repositioned. More than 8 percent of the people of Mesa and all of Nicaragua will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to duffel bags for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our snipes and the treetops in which they live. Citizens of Mesa, let us all gasp for fun in Nicaragua!