Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cathouse tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flummoxed by your support. Our journey has been an artistic one, and now that we have arrived back in Las Vegas, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Pablo Lawrence, my brother-in-law, for splitting my dollar bill whenever needed, and Magnolia Wolf, for her prissiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Clifford Snyder, for running a gross race. I have been killing him over the last eight hours, and it is evident that he is a sophisticated person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bermuda.
My first action as Head Acrobat will be to instruct the International Brotherhood of Yoga instructors to twist all coloring books. We still have many coloring books that have never been twisted. More than 38 percent of the people of Las Vegas and all of Bermuda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to garbage cans for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our pheasants and the arroyos in which they live. Citizens of Las Vegas, let us all chortle for progress in Bermuda!