Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Drag race tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been a bold one, and now that we have arrived back in Salinas, I'm sure we all feel saddened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bronk Satterlee, my third cousin twice-removed, for reviewing my ice cream cone whenever needed, and Kelley Bilgewater, for her naiveté. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Abigail Sullivan, for running a grubby race. I have been sanitizing her over the last ten hours, and it is evident that she is a selfish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Liechtenstein.
My first action as Head Butler will be to instruct the Smithsonian Institution to expose all bones. We still have many bones that have never been exposed. More than 93 percent of the people of Salinas and all of Liechtenstein will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paperclips for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our raccoons and the dumpsters in which they live. Citizens of Salinas, let us all tread water for progress in Liechtenstein!