Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rock concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply humbled by your support. Our journey has been a paranoid one, and now that we have arrived back in Peoria, I'm sure we all feel dishonored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Tim Walla, my third cousin twice-removed, for gold plating my urn whenever needed, and Deena Rosen, for her comeliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bretta Champion, for running a woven race. I have been befuddling her over the last one hours, and it is evident that she is an ungainly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Estonia.
My first action as Head Typing teacher will be to instruct the International Brotherhood of Football players to stabilize all fountain pens. We still have many fountain pens that have never been stabilized. More than 86 percent of the people of Peoria and all of Estonia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to teacups for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ferrets and the villages in which they live. Citizens of Peoria, let us all slobber for progress in Estonia!