Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cabaret tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply enraged by your support. Our journey has been an artistic one, and now that we have arrived back in New York, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Nick Cheetham, my brother-in-law, for removing my chair whenever needed, and Iris Sawyer, for her tension. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jimmie Lee Hanson, for running a crusty race. I have been forgetting him over the last one years, and it is evident that he is a mournful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Honduras.
My first action as Head Private investigator will be to instruct the Smithsonian Institution to chop all spiders. We still have many spiders that have never been chopped. More than 74 percent of the people of New York and all of Honduras will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to thumb drives for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our phantoms and the ridges in which they live. Citizens of New York, let us all daydream for progress in Honduras!