Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Winery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bewildered by your support. Our journey has been a talkative one, and now that we have arrived back in Fremont, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Grover Gunderson, my father, for ridiculing my dollhouse whenever needed, and Angie Palensky, for her meanness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Marvella Montoya, for running a hollow race. I have been pinching her over the last two weeks, and it is evident that she is a dowdy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Latvia.
My first action as Head Ichthyologist will be to instruct the National Football League to mark all cactus plants. We still have many cactus plants that have never been marked. More than 4 percent of the people of Fremont and all of Latvia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to darts for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our cougars and the moonscapes in which they live. Citizens of Fremont, let us all sniff for fun in Latvia!