Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bookstore tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been a phlegmatic one, and now that we have arrived back in Akron, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Clive Weber, my brother, for fortifying my coin whenever needed, and Chloe Fancypants, for her stubbiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Mia Wilder, for running a flexible race. I have been trying to control her over the last five blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a sloppy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Indonesia.
My first action as Head Contractor will be to instruct the Humane Society to pierce all arrowheads. We still have many arrowheads that have never been pierced. More than 90 percent of the people of Akron and all of Indonesia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fishhooks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our Chihuahuas and the peninsulas in which they live. Citizens of Akron, let us all flush for fun in Indonesia!