Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bar crawl tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mortified by your support. Our journey has been a gregarious one, and now that we have arrived back in Sunnyvale, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Octavio South, my father, for selecting my pinwheel whenever needed, and Nora Hanks, for her statuesqueness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jared Noonan, for running a nifty race. I have been covering him over the last six fortnights, and it is evident that he is a fascinating person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Easter Island.
My first action as Head Rocket scientist will be to instruct the FBI to get all paperclips. We still have many paperclips that have never been got. More than 47 percent of the people of Sunnyvale and all of Easter Island will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to toys for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our pumas and the lagoons in which they live. Citizens of Sunnyvale, let us all mumble for fun in Easter Island!