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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Blues club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply rattled by your support. Our journey has been a selfish one, and now that we have arrived back in Baku, I'm sure we all feel annoyed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Andy Domínguez, my father, for dislodging my kite whenever needed, and So-Yeng Sekora, for her eccentricity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lillian Swaanhof, for running a striped race. I have been subduing her over the last six decades, and it is evident that she is a lanky person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of El Salvador.

My first action as Head Sales representative will be to instruct the Street sweepers Club to fold all African violets. We still have many African violets that have never been folded. More than 49 percent of the people of Baku and all of El Salvador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to flags for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our bunnies and the arroyos in which they live. Citizens of Baku, let us all rest for fun in El Salvador!