Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Discotheque tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply entertained by your support. Our journey has been a yappy one, and now that we have arrived back in Norfolk, I'm sure we all feel frightened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Tommy Marshall, my father, for fabricating my rubber stamp whenever needed, and Laura Satterlee, for her forgetfulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Louise Van Hook, for running an unusual race. I have been having a talk with her over the last four minutes, and it is evident that she is a shiftless person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Korea.
My first action as Head Cop will be to instruct the U.S. Congress to pound all packs of gum. We still have many packs of gum that have never been pounded. More than 67 percent of the people of Norfolk and all of Korea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dog collars for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our rattlesnakes and the cornfields in which they live. Citizens of Norfolk, let us all sweat for fun in Korea!