Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rodeo tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply amused by your support. Our journey has been an earnest one, and now that we have arrived back in Boise, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Damon Deutsch, my father, for re-evaluating my ball whenever needed, and Giselle Thomas, for her prickliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jan Scoville, for running a frilly race. I have been correcting her over the last three centuries, and it is evident that she is an agile person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Ecuador.
My first action as Head Bassoonist will be to instruct Exterminators Anonymous to banish all mousetraps. We still have many mousetraps that have never been banished. More than 41 percent of the people of Boise and all of Ecuador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to keys for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our ring-tailed lemurs and the housing developments in which they live. Citizens of Boise, let us all flinch for fun in Ecuador!