Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Archery club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tired by your support. Our journey has been an enraged one, and now that we have arrived back in Concord, I'm sure we all feel annoyed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Zachary Bruno, my father-in-law, for hooking my muffin whenever needed, and Cynthia Greer, for her sexiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Eduardo Cramer, for running a heavy race. I have been snuggling with him over the last one weeks, and it is evident that he is a stinky person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Iraq.
My first action as Head Electrician will be to instruct the FBI to abuse all ice cream cones. We still have many ice cream cones that have never been abused. More than 88 percent of the people of Concord and all of Iraq will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to ropes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our doggies and the grasslands in which they live. Citizens of Concord, let us all snuffle for progress in Iraq!