Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Quilting bee tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bored by your support. Our journey has been a frightened one, and now that we have arrived back in Halifax, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Julian Steele, my uncle, for pushing my baby doll whenever needed, and Carolyn Mouse, for her earnestness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Brooke Lopez, for running a decrepit race. I have been writing her over the last five years, and it is evident that she is a tactful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lebanon.
My first action as Head Comedian will be to instruct the National Rifle Association to prepare all hockey pucks. We still have many hockey pucks that have never been prepared. More than 39 percent of the people of Halifax and all of Lebanon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to microscopes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our cats and the peninsulas in which they live. Citizens of Halifax, let us all go limp for progress in Lebanon!