Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Winery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply encouraged by your support. Our journey has been a taciturn one, and now that we have arrived back in Green Bay, I'm sure we all feel unaffected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Clem Broderick, my brother-in-law, for certifying my pack of gum whenever needed, and Jacqueline Ford, for her homeliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Dierdre Shainberg, for running a fabulous race. I have been singing to her over the last three hours, and it is evident that she is a generous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Korea.
My first action as Head Translator will be to instruct the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to prohibit all bottles of painkillers. We still have many bottles of painkillers that have never been prohibited. More than 100 percent of the people of Green Bay and all of Korea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our owls and the gardens in which they live. Citizens of Green Bay, let us all smile for progress in Korea!