Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pie-eating contest tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply scared by your support. Our journey has been a wily one, and now that we have arrived back in Aurora, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Joshua Sinclair, my third cousin twice-removed, for stripping my balloon whenever needed, and Pallavi Kennedy, for her selfishness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Helmut Shakewell, for running an electric race. I have been pleasing him over the last three blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a brilliant person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Peru.
My first action as Head Ecologist will be to instruct the National Organization of Farmers to photograph all artificial flowers. We still have many artificial flowers that have never been photographed. More than 75 percent of the people of Aurora and all of Peru will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to basketballs for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our whales and the paths in which they live. Citizens of Aurora, let us all adjust for fun in Peru!