Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Natural history museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply humbled by your support. Our journey has been a zany one, and now that we have arrived back in Bakersfield, I'm sure we all feel reassured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Derek Adams, my cousin, for hanging my flower whenever needed, and Brooke Papadopoulos, for her fearfullness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Royce Corialis, for running a gruesome race. I have been stopping him over the last eight years, and it is evident that he is a relaxed person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Argentina.
My first action as Head Convenience store clerk will be to instruct the Fraternal Order of Dromedaries to pull all etchings. We still have many etchings that have never been pulled. More than 63 percent of the people of Bakersfield and all of Argentina will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to computers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our pandas and the valleys in which they live. Citizens of Bakersfield, let us all look dumb for progress in Argentina!