Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bake sale tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been a passionate one, and now that we have arrived back in Charlotte, I'm sure we all feel humbled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Deng Sorensen, my third cousin twice-removed, for swatting my saddle whenever needed, and Renee Clinton, for her cautiousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lee Bailey, for running a dirty race. I have been stumping him over the last ten days, and it is evident that he is a diabolical person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Afghanistan.
My first action as Head Referee will be to instruct the Church of God to crush all fossils. We still have many fossils that have never been crushed. More than 39 percent of the people of Charlotte and all of Afghanistan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to photographs for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our colts and the steppes in which they live. Citizens of Charlotte, let us all vomit for progress in Afghanistan!