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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Quilting bee tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply unaffected by your support. Our journey has been an artistic one, and now that we have arrived back in Bologna, I'm sure we all feel strengthened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Maloney Zimmer, my father, for sharpening my pinwheel whenever needed, and Bernadette Black, for her brashness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Carmen Marsden, for running an original race. I have been apologizing to her over the last three years, and it is evident that she is a pensive person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bolivia.

My first action as Head Inventor will be to instruct the Prairie Saint Church to spray all clothespins. We still have many clothespins that have never been sprayed. More than 90 percent of the people of Bologna and all of Bolivia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to feathers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our elk and the prairies in which they live. Citizens of Bologna, let us all squeak for progress in Bolivia!