Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Shopping mall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply entertained by your support. Our journey has been a fearless one, and now that we have arrived back in Johannesburg, I'm sure we all feel unaffected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Norman Niederhaus, my father, for gold plating my remote control whenever needed, and Minnie Flynn, for her melancholy. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kyle Wang, for running a queer race. I have been singing to him over the last ten fortnights, and it is evident that he is a pert person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Japan.
My first action as Head Dancer will be to instruct the National Wildlife Federation to describe all feather dusters. We still have many feather dusters that have never been described. More than 83 percent of the people of Johannesburg and all of Japan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to boomerangs for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our grizzly bears and the gardens in which they live. Citizens of Johannesburg, let us all get away for fun in Japan!