Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Discotheque tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been a bold one, and now that we have arrived back in Pomona, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Samuel Henry, my third cousin twice-removed, for smashing my stick whenever needed, and Pleasance Singh, for her cantankerousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Chad Brinkman, for running an electronic race. I have been kicking him over the last seven seconds, and it is evident that he is a nervous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nigeria.
My first action as Head Communist will be to instruct the Navy to hoist all sacks. We still have many sacks that have never been hoisted. More than 71 percent of the people of Pomona and all of Nigeria will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to helmets for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our magpies and the buttes in which they live. Citizens of Pomona, let us all grunt for fun in Nigeria!