Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Casino tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply befuddled by your support. Our journey has been an arrogant one, and now that we have arrived back in Santa Rosa, I'm sure we all feel irritated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Buck Nesbitt, my third cousin twice-removed, for compressing my mop whenever needed, and Molly Hayes, for her gentleness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Waldo MacKenzie, for running a sophisticated race. I have been frightening him over the last five eternities, and it is evident that he is an anemic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Egypt.
My first action as Head Physicist will be to instruct the Arbor Day Foundation to kiss all whoopee cushions. We still have many whoopee cushions that have never been kissed. More than 27 percent of the people of Santa Rosa and all of Egypt will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to wastebaskets for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our tsetse flies and the plateaus in which they live. Citizens of Santa Rosa, let us all pucker for fun in Egypt!