Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Orchestra concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply honored by your support. Our journey has been a selfish one, and now that we have arrived back in Topeka, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Morgan Fosbender, my father-in-law, for blaming my statue whenever needed, and Cassandra Sharpe, for her hunger. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Mackenzie Porterfield, for running a crooked race. I have been praying for her over the last seven minutes, and it is evident that she is an anemic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Zambia.
My first action as Head Beekeeper will be to instruct the Church of Saint Biff to lose all flash drives. We still have many flash drives that have never been lost. More than 4 percent of the people of Topeka and all of Zambia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to suitcases for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our bumblebees and the grasslands in which they live. Citizens of Topeka, let us all freak out for progress in Zambia!