Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art exhibit tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply soothed by your support. Our journey has been a hairy one, and now that we have arrived back in Yonkers, I'm sure we all feel confused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank William Emery, my brother-in-law, for stitching my orange whenever needed, and Chris Kraft, for her stinkiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Karl Brazil, for running a mechanical race. I have been agreeing with him over the last eight days, and it is evident that he is a gallant person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Serbia.
My first action as Head Investment banker will be to instruct the National Pole vault Association to kick all cookbooks. We still have many cookbooks that have never been kicked. More than 31 percent of the people of Yonkers and all of Serbia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to corncobs for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our larks and the cliffs in which they live. Citizens of Yonkers, let us all step aside for fun in Serbia!