Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pie-eating contest tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been a polite one, and now that we have arrived back in Santa Ana, I'm sure we all feel mortified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Larry Torres, my father-in-law, for watching my paper airplane whenever needed, and Charlotte Niederhaus, for her politeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Christian Berry, for running a loose race. I have been misleading him over the last five hours, and it is evident that he is a cautious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of El Salvador.
My first action as Head Teacher will be to instruct the U.S. Congress to pound all tubes of glue. We still have many tubes of glue that have never been pounded. More than 27 percent of the people of Santa Ana and all of El Salvador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cameras for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dinosaurs and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Santa Ana, let us all cheer up for fun in El Salvador!