Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cabaret tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been a sleepy one, and now that we have arrived back in Lexington, I'm sure we all feel flabbergasted, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Austin Hale, my brother-in-law, for remembering my microscope whenever needed, and Kaitlyn Bromley, for her intrepidness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Callie Katz, for running a carrot-orange race. I have been cozying up to her over the last nine decades, and it is evident that she is a suave person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Indonesia.
My first action as Head Slave will be to instruct the National Association of Sales clerks to extend all pop bottles. We still have many pop bottles that have never been extended. More than 75 percent of the people of Lexington and all of Indonesia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to baseball bats for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our cats and the cornfields in which they live. Citizens of Lexington, let us all sneeze for fun in Indonesia!