Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art gallery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a cuddly one, and now that we have arrived back in Jackson, I'm sure we all feel humbled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Simeon Withers, my father, for experiencing my billfold whenever needed, and Joni Fosbury, for her bellicoseness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Mirabel Gray, for running a loose race. I have been indoctrinating her over the last seven minutes, and it is evident that she is a sassy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lebanon.
My first action as Head Advice columnist will be to instruct the World Sisterhood of High school teachers to choke all bags of groceries. We still have many bags of groceries that have never been choked. More than 48 percent of the people of Jackson and all of Lebanon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of binoculars for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our rattlesnakes and the steppes in which they live. Citizens of Jackson, let us all gesticulate for fun in Lebanon!