Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Comedy club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bored by your support. Our journey has been a princely one, and now that we have arrived back in Thornton, I'm sure we all feel bothered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Sanjay Harris, my cousin, for lengthening my telephone whenever needed, and Deborah Ellington, for her rudeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ahmed Collier, for running a soft race. I have been amusing him over the last four months, and it is evident that he is a peculiar person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cuba.
My first action as Head Cab driver will be to instruct the Communist Party to cover all stopwatches. We still have many stopwatches that have never been covered. More than 77 percent of the people of Thornton and all of Cuba will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bicycles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our ferrets and the briar patches in which they live. Citizens of Thornton, let us all shrivel for fun in Cuba!