Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply scared by your support. Our journey has been an agile one, and now that we have arrived back in Warren, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Brad Corona, my brother-in-law, for disguising my hip flask whenever needed, and Roxanne Sewell, for her weariness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, T.J. Arp, for running a decrepit race. I have been attacking him over the last nine decades, and it is evident that he is a hungry person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Egypt.
My first action as Head Undertaker will be to instruct the National Organization of Restaurant inspectors to hammer all china dolls. We still have many china dolls that have never been hammered. More than 37 percent of the people of Warren and all of Egypt will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to spiders for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our salamanders and the cliffs in which they live. Citizens of Warren, let us all hide for fun in Egypt!