Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Variety show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been an athletic one, and now that we have arrived back in Yonkers, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Marty Grayheels, my uncle, for prodding my rag whenever needed, and Brianna Sludge, for her ignobleness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Susanne Woodruff, for running a large race. I have been pulverizing her over the last six days, and it is evident that she is an enchanting person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Samoa.
My first action as Head Disk jockey will be to instruct a Congressional committee to stitch all houseplants. We still have many houseplants that have never been stitched. More than 71 percent of the people of Yonkers and all of Samoa will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to keys for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our tigers and the lakesides in which they live. Citizens of Yonkers, let us all beg for fun in Samoa!