Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bake sale tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply honored by your support. Our journey has been a bellicose one, and now that we have arrived back in Rapid City, I'm sure we all feel bored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Lee Gunderson, my third cousin twice-removed, for switching my comic book whenever needed, and Kristen Del Genio, for her queerness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lorna Deutsch, for running a spongy race. I have been quieting her over the last five hours, and it is evident that she is a naïve person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Zambia.
My first action as Head Politician will be to instruct the Government of Argentina to strengthen all clocks. We still have many clocks that have never been strengthened. More than 38 percent of the people of Rapid City and all of Zambia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to rags for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our bison and the rainforests in which they live. Citizens of Rapid City, let us all gasp for fun in Zambia!