Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bridge club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been an insane one, and now that we have arrived back in Tampa, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Hoss Lamb, my cousin, for lynching my rag whenever needed, and Bailey Shelby, for her sassiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tracy Hanks, for running a mechanical race. I have been listening to her over the last ten years, and it is evident that she is an irate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of El Salvador.
My first action as Head Sailor will be to instruct the Southeastern Lutheran Church to throw all wrenches. We still have many wrenches that have never been threw. More than 83 percent of the people of Tampa and all of El Salvador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags of potato chips for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our hyenas and the pastures in which they live. Citizens of Tampa, let us all fulminate for fun in El Salvador!