Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Archery club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a bellicose one, and now that we have arrived back in Scottsdale, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Tracy Porterfield, my third cousin twice-removed, for hiding my cookbook whenever needed, and Riley Morgan, for her diabolicalness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ray Montgomery, for running a colossal race. I have been licking him over the last eight fortnights, and it is evident that he is a fashionable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Rwanda.
My first action as Head Quilter will be to instruct the U.S. Senate to blacken all peanuts. We still have many peanuts that have never been blackened. More than 28 percent of the people of Scottsdale and all of Rwanda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to ping-pong paddles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our crocodiles and the swamps in which they live. Citizens of Scottsdale, let us all cheer up for fun in Rwanda!