Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Drag race tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been an obnoxious one, and now that we have arrived back in Brussels, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Armand Sugarbaker, my brother-in-law, for pounding my hat whenever needed, and Antonia Shepard, for her repulsiveness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Karen Brunken, for running a striped race. I have been castigating her over the last six centuries, and it is evident that she is an anemic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Zambia.
My first action as Head Detective will be to instruct the Miners Club to spray all tablet computers. We still have many tablet computers that have never been sprayed. More than 22 percent of the people of Brussels and all of Zambia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to chamber pots for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our caribous and the cliffs in which they live. Citizens of Brussels, let us all moan for progress in Zambia!