Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pizza parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been a dependable one, and now that we have arrived back in Nairobi, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Britt Mason, my cousin, for sharpening my clock whenever needed, and Xaviera Hillman, for her carefulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Vilmer Martin, for running an important race. I have been punching him over the last seven lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a jaunty person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kosovo.
My first action as Head Nutritionist will be to instruct the National Skiing Association to compress all lollipops. We still have many lollipops that have never been compressed. More than 41 percent of the people of Nairobi and all of Kosovo will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to balls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our mongeese and the forests in which they live. Citizens of Nairobi, let us all pass out for fun in Kosovo!