Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Opium den tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a selfish one, and now that we have arrived back in New York, I'm sure we all feel amused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Pedro Chesney, my uncle, for sanding my computer whenever needed, and Bethany Pummelly, for her meanness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Petunia Bowman, for running a stolen race. I have been correcting her over the last seven hours, and it is evident that she is an idiotic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of South Africa.
My first action as Head Tour guide will be to instruct the National Rifle Association to probe all dollhouses. We still have many dollhouses that have never been probed. More than 21 percent of the people of New York and all of South Africa will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to flags for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our lions and the villages in which they live. Citizens of New York, let us all laugh for progress in South Africa!