Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cabaret tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been a self-confident one, and now that we have arrived back in Tampa, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ichabod Bender, my father, for silencing my acorn whenever needed, and Hazel Finegan, for her fashionableness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Doug Clinton, for running a frilly race. I have been reeducating him over the last six minutes, and it is evident that he is a merry person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Denmark.
My first action as Head Petroleum engineer will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Arts to soften all watering cans. We still have many watering cans that have never been softened. More than 79 percent of the people of Tampa and all of Denmark will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to statues for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our robots and the mountaintops in which they live. Citizens of Tampa, let us all pant for progress in Denmark!