Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Amusement park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bewildered by your support. Our journey has been a ladylike one, and now that we have arrived back in Elk Grove, I'm sure we all feel annoyed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ichabod Frankle, my father, for roasting my political action committee whenever needed, and Julieann Collins, for her statuesqueness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jessica Simons, for running a big race. I have been enlightening her over the last four weeks, and it is evident that she is a direct person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Rwanda.
My first action as Head Proofreader will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Preservation of Bats to roast all paper airplanes. We still have many paper airplanes that have never been roasted. More than 38 percent of the people of Elk Grove and all of Rwanda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fire hoses for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our worms and the streams in which they live. Citizens of Elk Grove, let us all creep for fun in Rwanda!