Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been a sketchy one, and now that we have arrived back in Cincinnati, I'm sure we all feel annoyed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Hugh Lucas, my brother, for clamping my Happy Meal whenever needed, and Avery Pham, for her spunkiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Mickey Keefe, for running a primitive race. I have been excluding him over the last four blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is an insane person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Netherlands.
My first action as Head Costume designer will be to instruct the National Society of Singers to stab all primroses. We still have many primroses that have never been stabbed. More than 85 percent of the people of Cincinnati and all of Netherlands will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to flowerpots for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our coyotes and the paths in which they live. Citizens of Cincinnati, let us all carry on for progress in Netherlands!