Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply enraged by your support. Our journey has been a spunky one, and now that we have arrived back in Bucharest, I'm sure we all feel frightened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Babyface Sitzman, my third cousin twice-removed, for marking my pair of binoculars whenever needed, and Taylor MacDonald, for her desperation. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Joshua Castro, for running a bulky race. I have been snuggling with him over the last three minutes, and it is evident that he is a hairy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of El Salvador.
My first action as Head Violinist will be to instruct Friends of Chickens to smell all potatoes. We still have many potatoes that have never been smelled. More than 97 percent of the people of Bucharest and all of El Salvador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to handkerchiefs for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our iguanas and the tundras in which they live. Citizens of Bucharest, let us all pause for progress in El Salvador!