Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply embarrassed by your support. Our journey has been a mindless one, and now that we have arrived back in Taiwan, I'm sure we all feel reassured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Pete Bower, my father, for understanding my cane whenever needed, and Claire Diamond, for her boldness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ada Belle Chu, for running a gruesome race. I have been subduing her over the last eight centuries, and it is evident that she is a furious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nicaragua.
My first action as Head Meteorologist will be to instruct the Navy to score all pink flamingoes. We still have many pink flamingoes that have never been scored. More than 24 percent of the people of Taiwan and all of Nicaragua will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pickles for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Pekingeses and the mountains in which they live. Citizens of Taiwan, let us all carry on for progress in Nicaragua!