Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Political rally tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply annoyed by your support. Our journey has been a deadly one, and now that we have arrived back in Boston, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Paul Wyse, my boyfriend, for stashing my grease gun whenever needed, and Maybie Suzuki, for her disagreeableness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Michelle Iliescu, for running a fluffy race. I have been dancing with her over the last seven years, and it is evident that she is a playful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belize.
My first action as Head Street sweeper will be to instruct the National Fraternity of Blacksmiths to choke all buttons. We still have many buttons that have never been choked. More than 52 percent of the people of Boston and all of Belize will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to elephant tusks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our jaguars and the gullies in which they live. Citizens of Boston, let us all wail for fun in Belize!