Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Comedy club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a friendly one, and now that we have arrived back in Cleveland, I'm sure we all feel encouraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Allan King, my brother, for switching my Kindle whenever needed, and Connie Wooten, for her insanity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Marcus Tillerman, for running a rigid race. I have been rebuffing him over the last three blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a choleric person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Sandwich Islands.
My first action as Head Elevator operator will be to instruct the National Association of Telephone operators to review all padlocks. We still have many padlocks that have never been reviewed. More than 74 percent of the people of Cleveland and all of The Sandwich Islands will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to ice cream cones for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dormice and the wastelands in which they live. Citizens of Cleveland, let us all stand by for fun in The Sandwich Islands!