Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rock concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a playful one, and now that we have arrived back in Dublin, I'm sure we all feel relieved, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jared Kollmorgen, my brother, for slapping my computer whenever needed, and Christabel Elwood, for her annoyingness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Cody Brooke, for running a peculiar race. I have been confronting him over the last ten decades, and it is evident that he is a tall person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Pakistan.
My first action as Head Astronomer will be to instruct the FBI to toss all pearls. We still have many pearls that have never been tossed. More than 16 percent of the people of Dublin and all of Pakistan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to church keys for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our deer and the mesas in which they live. Citizens of Dublin, let us all shiver for progress in Pakistan!