Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rock concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been a prissy one, and now that we have arrived back in Jersey City, I'm sure we all feel amused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Roger Cunningham, my father-in-law, for compressing my yardstick whenever needed, and Bobbie Galloza, for her precociousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Vinny Schreiber, for running an electric race. I have been dating him over the last three seconds, and it is evident that he is a fascinating person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Spain.
My first action as Head Bookkeeper will be to instruct Friends of Camels to extend all pairs of dice. We still have many pairs of dice that have never been extended. More than 46 percent of the people of Jersey City and all of Spain will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pieces of candy for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our larks and the mountainsides in which they live. Citizens of Jersey City, let us all snuffle for fun in Spain!