Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pub tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a haughty one, and now that we have arrived back in Madrid, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dale Bianchi, my third cousin twice-removed, for rolling my mirror whenever needed, and Sheila Garvey, for her femininity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Stu Marks, for running a prickly race. I have been cuddling him over the last ten months, and it is evident that he is a mean person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Congo.
My first action as Head Appliance repairman will be to instruct a Congressional committee to gold plate all coupons. We still have many coupons that have never been gold plated. More than 93 percent of the people of Madrid and all of The Congo will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to iPhones for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our wallabies and the buttes in which they live. Citizens of Madrid, let us all wiggle for progress in The Congo!