Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Hockey game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mollified by your support. Our journey has been a stylish one, and now that we have arrived back in Louisville, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dean Lizard, my boyfriend, for striking my mushroom whenever needed, and Diane Snively, for her perkiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Gabe Rowling, for running an electronic race. I have been complimenting him over the last nine weeks, and it is evident that he is a careful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lower Slobbovia.
My first action as Head Counselor will be to instruct the National Fraternity of Pawnbrokers to drag all pinwheels. We still have many pinwheels that have never been dragged. More than 71 percent of the people of Louisville and all of Lower Slobbovia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cigarette lighters for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our doggies and the country meadows in which they live. Citizens of Louisville, let us all get dizzy for progress in Lower Slobbovia!