Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Carnival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been a relaxed one, and now that we have arrived back in Orlando, I'm sure we all feel nonplussed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ivan Bacon, my father-in-law, for describing my file folder whenever needed, and Karla Ellington, for her repulsiveness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Elaine Hensley, for running an ornate race. I have been astonishing her over the last seven minutes, and it is evident that she is a cantankerous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Greece.
My first action as Head Zookeeper will be to instruct the Yetis Auxiliary to shove all potatoes. We still have many potatoes that have never been shoved. More than 54 percent of the people of Orlando and all of Greece will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to sticks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ducks and the grasslands in which they live. Citizens of Orlando, let us all sway for progress in Greece!