Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Amusement park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply irritated by your support. Our journey has been a lethargic one, and now that we have arrived back in Moscow, I'm sure we all feel appalled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Gus Henry, my uncle, for shooting my backpack whenever needed, and Lorrie McAllister, for her dignity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tawny Weatherford, for running a wet race. I have been drawing strength from her over the last ten weeks, and it is evident that she is a homely person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Brazil.
My first action as Head Race car driver will be to instruct the Ponies Auxiliary to bleach all paper airplanes. We still have many paper airplanes that have never been bleached. More than 2 percent of the people of Moscow and all of Brazil will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to candles for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our gnus and the grassy knolls in which they live. Citizens of Moscow, let us all clear out for progress in Brazil!