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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply soothed by your support. Our journey has been a timid one, and now that we have arrived back in Hong Kong, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Thomas Washington, my uncle, for honoring my pinwheel whenever needed, and Wilma Nolan, for her timidity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jan Carpenter, for running a ridged race. I have been correcting her over the last eight days, and it is evident that she is a radiant person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Greece.

My first action as Head Philatelist will be to instruct the World Sisterhood of Zoologists to bake all balloons. We still have many balloons that have never been baked. More than 73 percent of the people of Hong Kong and all of Greece will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pepper grinders for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our bulls and the velds in which they live. Citizens of Hong Kong, let us all calm down for progress in Greece!