Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frustrated by your support. Our journey has been a dignified one, and now that we have arrived back in Buenos Aires, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dorian Simpson, my brother, for hardening my muffin whenever needed, and Deb Doe, for her comeliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Mookie Tubman, for running a dirty race. I have been judging him over the last six seconds, and it is evident that he is a queer person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kazakhstan.
My first action as Head Travel agent will be to instruct the Police Department to wash all ashtrays. We still have many ashtrays that have never been washed. More than 45 percent of the people of Buenos Aires and all of Kazakhstan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to hand puppets for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our owls and the cesspools in which they live. Citizens of Buenos Aires, let us all awaken for progress in Kazakhstan!