Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pub tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a furious one, and now that we have arrived back in Toledo, I'm sure we all feel saddened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Fred Ward, my brother-in-law, for scoring my ingot of plutonium whenever needed, and Norma Jean Cheetham, for her gallantry. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sylvia McDermott, for running an art deco race. I have been teasing her over the last ten days, and it is evident that she is a shy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Macedonia.
My first action as Head Baseball player will be to instruct the ASPCA to archive all candy canes. We still have many candy canes that have never been archived. More than 83 percent of the people of Toledo and all of Macedonia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cream puffs for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ducks and the hayfields in which they live. Citizens of Toledo, let us all calculate for progress in Macedonia!