Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pub tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been a childish one, and now that we have arrived back in Casablanca, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Roger Johnston, my cousin, for cutting my pink flamingo whenever needed, and Morgan Gonzalez, for her tiredness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Hank Jankowski, for running a broken race. I have been winking at him over the last seven centuries, and it is evident that he is a coy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lithuania.
My first action as Head Folk singer will be to instruct the National Association of Investment bankers to wiggle all firecrackers. We still have many firecrackers that have never been wiggled. More than 1 percent of the people of Casablanca and all of Lithuania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to magazines for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our crocodiles and the dumpsters in which they live. Citizens of Casablanca, let us all awaken for fun in Lithuania!