Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ballet tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been a depraved one, and now that we have arrived back in San Jose, I'm sure we all feel rattled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ben Lawler, my uncle, for seeing my coupon whenever needed, and Pamela Thompson, for her lankiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Magnolia Peng, for running a fuzzy race. I have been pecking at her over the last ten hours, and it is evident that she is an urbane person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Romania.
My first action as Head Microbiologist will be to instruct the U.S. Army to finish all pairs of scissors. We still have many pairs of scissors that have never been finished. More than 37 percent of the people of San Jose and all of Romania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to protest signs for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our geckos and the housing developments in which they live. Citizens of San Jose, let us all lounge for progress in Romania!