Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Lecture on pairs of galoshes tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a spunky one, and now that we have arrived back in Albuquerque, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Melvin Nilsson, my father-in-law, for ridiculing my bouquet whenever needed, and Hillary Dole, for her darkness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sadie Downey, for running a bizarre race. I have been shaving her over the last seven seconds, and it is evident that she is a presumptuous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Slovakia.
My first action as Head Wine merchant will be to instruct the Restaurant inspectors of the World to unfold all china dolls. We still have many china dolls that have never been unfolded. More than 52 percent of the people of Albuquerque and all of Slovakia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Barbie dolls for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our buzzards and the circus tents in which they live. Citizens of Albuquerque, let us all sleep for progress in Slovakia!