Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply unaffected by your support. Our journey has been an enraged one, and now that we have arrived back in Overland Park, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Harley Plummer, my brother, for shaking my corncob whenever needed, and Toni Overland, for her suavity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Elaine Bernal, for running an art deco race. I have been dancing with her over the last five seconds, and it is evident that she is a grizzled person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Iraq.
My first action as Head Disk jockey will be to instruct the Government of Estonia to remove all packs of gum. We still have many packs of gum that have never been removed. More than 46 percent of the people of Overland Park and all of Iraq will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to combs for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our boa constrictors and the countrysides in which they live. Citizens of Overland Park, let us all wink for progress in Iraq!