Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Striptease tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply rattled by your support. Our journey has been a presumptuous one, and now that we have arrived back in Richmond, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Lance Marks, my father-in-law, for reinforcing my brochure whenever needed, and Shelly Owen, for her anemia. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Oliver Brainard, for running a sleek race. I have been looking at him over the last four eternities, and it is evident that he is a wily person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Estonia.
My first action as Head Page will be to instruct the Daughters of the American Revolution to smash all combs. We still have many combs that have never been smashed. More than 95 percent of the people of Richmond and all of Estonia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cans of sardines for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our Pekingeses and the moonscapes in which they live. Citizens of Richmond, let us all run for fun in Estonia!