Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a self-confident one, and now that we have arrived back in Honolulu, I'm sure we all feel affected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jake Romer, my brother, for duplicating my billfold whenever needed, and Sydney Silva, for her solitariness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Stella Kissling, for running an amazing race. I have been dating her over the last ten months, and it is evident that she is an ungainly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of France.
My first action as Head Travel agent will be to instruct the National Football League to poke all hubcaps. We still have many hubcaps that have never been poked. More than 22 percent of the people of Honolulu and all of France will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Big Gulps for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our tigers and the gardens in which they live. Citizens of Honolulu, let us all ponder for progress in France!