Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Opium den tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply appalled by your support. Our journey has been a mournful one, and now that we have arrived back in Grand Prairie, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Roscoe Rice, my brother-in-law, for soaking my business card whenever needed, and Winnie Graham, for her playfulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Gretchen Shoemaker, for running a rusty race. I have been singing to her over the last six years, and it is evident that she is a weary person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Serbia.
My first action as Head Orchestra conductor will be to instruct the Communist Party to unbutton all cigars. We still have many cigars that have never been unbuttoned. More than 4 percent of the people of Grand Prairie and all of Serbia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to comic books for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our Chihuahuas and the swamps in which they live. Citizens of Grand Prairie, let us all sigh for fun in Serbia!