Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Variety show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply assuaged by your support. Our journey has been a frantic one, and now that we have arrived back in Salinas, I'm sure we all feel nonplussed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Albert Morales, my father, for remembering my fish bowl whenever needed, and Callie Simon, for her beauty. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Rosa Childress, for running a sophisticated race. I have been controlling her over the last eight years, and it is evident that she is a decent person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mexico.
My first action as Head Composer will be to instruct Alcoholics Anonymous to bake all whistles. We still have many whistles that have never been baked. More than 77 percent of the people of Salinas and all of Mexico will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to ropes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our falcons and the gulches in which they live. Citizens of Salinas, let us all buzz for fun in Mexico!