Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dog pound tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bored by your support. Our journey has been a cocky one, and now that we have arrived back in Charlotte, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Elijah Fosbender, my boyfriend, for expanding my saddle whenever needed, and Kyra Wales, for her boringness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Clarisa Whiteside, for running an immense race. I have been watching her over the last four blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a vacuous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cambodia.
My first action as Head Weatherman will be to instruct the Florists Club to strip all stopwatches. We still have many stopwatches that have never been stripped. More than 98 percent of the people of Charlotte and all of Cambodia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to umbrellas for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our eels and the oases in which they live. Citizens of Charlotte, let us all shrivel for fun in Cambodia!