Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art gallery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply entertained by your support. Our journey has been a moronic one, and now that we have arrived back in Hialeah, I'm sure we all feel saddened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cliff Gleason, my cousin, for experiencing my package whenever needed, and Trixie Xing, for her noxiousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jordan Cradduck, for running a narrow race. I have been sneering at her over the last five minutes, and it is evident that she is a tense person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bangladesh.
My first action as Head Bodyguard will be to instruct the National Wildlife Federation to sand all bagpipes. We still have many bagpipes that have never been sanded. More than 7 percent of the people of Hialeah and all of Bangladesh will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our Guinea pigs and the islands in which they live. Citizens of Hialeah, let us all shrivel for fun in Bangladesh!