Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Drag race tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been an enthusiastic one, and now that we have arrived back in Topeka, I'm sure we all feel bothered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Babyface Jankowski, my brother-in-law, for managing my peanut whenever needed, and Nettie Kraft, for her wit. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jennifer Dillman, for running a crooked race. I have been pecking at her over the last seven blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a vivacious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Saudi Arabia.
My first action as Head Busboy will be to instruct the National Rifle Association to load all bananas. We still have many bananas that have never been loaded. More than 49 percent of the people of Topeka and all of Saudi Arabia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to chamber pots for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our oxen and the plateaus in which they live. Citizens of Topeka, let us all get angry for fun in Saudi Arabia!