Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been a slimy one, and now that we have arrived back in Cologne, I'm sure we all feel displeased, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Wayne Yamaguchi, my third cousin twice-removed, for spraying my toilet plunger whenever needed, and Ellen Maxwell, for her contentedness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Motormouth Watson, for running a flaky race. I have been jabbing her over the last eight eternities, and it is evident that she is a peculiar person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Russia.
My first action as Head Magician will be to instruct the Disk jockeys Club to check all pieces of paper. We still have many pieces of paper that have never been checked. More than 70 percent of the people of Cologne and all of Russia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags of ice for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our macaques and the paths in which they live. Citizens of Cologne, let us all screech for fun in Russia!