Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dog pound tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a creepy one, and now that we have arrived back in New York, I'm sure we all feel freaked out, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Darin Benton, my third cousin twice-removed, for rearranging my pen whenever needed, and Alison South, for her masculinity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Perry Barrett, for running a thick race. I have been excluding him over the last four hours, and it is evident that he is a vacuous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bahrain.
My first action as Head Undercover agent will be to instruct the Backpack Collectors Club to puncture all bugles. We still have many bugles that have never been punctured. More than 82 percent of the people of New York and all of Bahrain will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cigarettes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our grasshoppers and the caves in which they live. Citizens of New York, let us all get frazzled for progress in Bahrain!