Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bridge club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply injured by your support. Our journey has been a deadly one, and now that we have arrived back in Buffalo, I'm sure we all feel frightened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ole Lewis, my boyfriend, for rubbing my soccer ball whenever needed, and Yolanda Wapner, for her wit. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Gavin Dole, for running a disgusting race. I have been isolating him over the last nine weeks, and it is evident that he is a jolly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Haiti.
My first action as Head Cellist will be to instruct the U.S. Army to package all flowers. We still have many flowers that have never been packaged. More than 83 percent of the people of Buffalo and all of Haiti will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bottles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our buffalo and the swamps in which they live. Citizens of Buffalo, let us all party for fun in Haiti!