Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Natural history museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a relaxed one, and now that we have arrived back in Fullerton, I'm sure we all feel mortified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Yancey Weatherford, my father, for ridiculing my wrench whenever needed, and Maggie Townley, for her nervousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bunny Nilsson, for running a funny race. I have been hiding from her over the last one seconds, and it is evident that she is a vile person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Norway.
My first action as Head Photographer will be to instruct the Police Department to sand all Big Gulps. We still have many Big Gulps that have never been sanded. More than 78 percent of the people of Fullerton and all of Norway will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to vacuum cleaners for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our boars and the gardens in which they live. Citizens of Fullerton, let us all lie around in bed for fun in Norway!