Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Hockey game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a diabolical one, and now that we have arrived back in Baltimore, I'm sure we all feel mortified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Melvin Dirkson, my uncle, for ignoring my pain pill whenever needed, and Abbie Cole, for her corpulence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Joanie Backus, for running a plastic race. I have been scratching her over the last four decades, and it is evident that she is a moronic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Estonia.
My first action as Head Firefighter will be to instruct the FBI to uncover all trash cans. We still have many trash cans that have never been uncovered. More than 93 percent of the people of Baltimore and all of Estonia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to flashlights for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our aardvarks and the badlands areas in which they live. Citizens of Baltimore, let us all rock for fun in Estonia!