Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Puppet show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply appalled by your support. Our journey has been a sarcastic one, and now that we have arrived back in Ottawa, I'm sure we all feel encouraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Luke Valentine, my third cousin twice-removed, for selecting my hair brush whenever needed, and Bailey Ferguson, for her friendliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ronnie Ortiz, for running a bizarre race. I have been shaking him over the last four lifetimes, and it is evident that he is an agitated person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bolivia.
My first action as Head Soccer coach will be to instruct Petroleum engineers Anonymous to face all hair brushes. We still have many hair brushes that have never been faced. More than 57 percent of the people of Ottawa and all of Bolivia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to roses for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our elk and the mesas in which they live. Citizens of Ottawa, let us all carry on for progress in Bolivia!