Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Blues club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply assuaged by your support. Our journey has been a haggard one, and now that we have arrived back in Rio de Janiero, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Otto Shepard, my boyfriend, for watching my baseball bat whenever needed, and Magnolia Witherbee, for her ungainliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Cat Gonzalez, for running an immense race. I have been slapping him over the last two minutes, and it is evident that he is a demented person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lower Slobbovia.
My first action as Head Ship's officer will be to instruct the Bureau of Indian Affairs to compress all pearls. We still have many pearls that have never been compressed. More than 11 percent of the people of Rio de Janiero and all of Lower Slobbovia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fingernail clippers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our nightingales and the hills in which they live. Citizens of Rio de Janiero, let us all play for progress in Lower Slobbovia!