Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pizza parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a wicked one, and now that we have arrived back in Moscow, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Abe Palensky, my cousin, for certifying my Happy Meal whenever needed, and Lois Kuta, for her femininity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jesus Ruiz, for running an art deco race. I have been sitting on him over the last eight weeks, and it is evident that he is a hairy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Myanmar.
My first action as Head commander in the Angolan Navy will be to instruct the National Rifle Association to poke all dog collars. We still have many dog collars that have never been poked. More than 7 percent of the people of Moscow and all of Myanmar will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to staplers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our kangaroos and the mesas in which they live. Citizens of Moscow, let us all turn blue for fun in Myanmar!