Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Public park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a coy one, and now that we have arrived back in Belfast, I'm sure we all feel humbled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Manfred Bobbit, my brother, for shoving my potato whenever needed, and Maria Martin, for her energy. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Toni Cutler, for running a gruesome race. I have been stunning her over the last eight lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a paranoid person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Rwanda.
My first action as Head Correctional officer will be to instruct the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to grapple all Bibles. We still have many Bibles that have never been grappled. More than 73 percent of the people of Belfast and all of Rwanda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paintbrushes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our phantoms and the streams in which they live. Citizens of Belfast, let us all grow up for progress in Rwanda!