Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pizza parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a bald one, and now that we have arrived back in Helsinki, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Michael Koch, my boyfriend, for swirling my saddle whenever needed, and Fawn Tucker, for her spunkiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Pedro Van Veen, for running a fabulous race. I have been smiling at him over the last three weeks, and it is evident that he is a poised person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of El Salvador.
My first action as Head Author will be to instruct the National Rifle Association to grip all dollhouses. We still have many dollhouses that have never been gripped. More than 44 percent of the people of Helsinki and all of El Salvador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to potatoes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our buffalo and the seashores in which they live. Citizens of Helsinki, let us all screech for progress in El Salvador!