Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Reggae festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been an enthusiastic one, and now that we have arrived back in Boise, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Tracy Benton, my father-in-law, for disguising my gun whenever needed, and Coleen Oggendorf, for her anger. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bretta Dipko, for running a luxurious race. I have been hiding from her over the last nine blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a stinky person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cameroon.
My first action as Head Writer will be to instruct the American Kennel Club to box all coloring books. We still have many coloring books that have never been boxed. More than 78 percent of the people of Boise and all of Cameroon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bird cages for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our worms and the caves in which they live. Citizens of Boise, let us all squeal for fun in Cameroon!