Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Archery club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply entertained by your support. Our journey has been a peculiar one, and now that we have arrived back in Glendale, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Chum Walton, my brother-in-law, for gold plating my whistle whenever needed, and Kami Plunkett, for her conscientiousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Samantha Lange, for running an authentic race. I have been ridiculing her over the last ten lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a spunky person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belize.
My first action as Head Boat captain will be to instruct the Navy to shellac all batteries. We still have many batteries that have never been shellacked. More than 32 percent of the people of Glendale and all of Belize will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pieces of candy for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our monkeys and the savannas in which they live. Citizens of Glendale, let us all play Farmer in the Dell for progress in Belize!