Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cabaret tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been a sincere one, and now that we have arrived back in Tunis, I'm sure we all feel freaked out, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Shepard Zaborowski, my third cousin twice-removed, for forgetting my notebook whenever needed, and Esmeralda Cain, for her refinement. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Harvey Remington, for running a worn race. I have been confronting him over the last three hours, and it is evident that he is a spindly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Latvia.
My first action as Head Court reporter will be to instruct the National Rifle Association to roll all flash drives. We still have many flash drives that have never been rolled. More than 36 percent of the people of Tunis and all of Latvia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to balloons for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Dobermans and the velds in which they live. Citizens of Tunis, let us all bounce for progress in Latvia!