Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Comedy club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been a confident one, and now that we have arrived back in Stockton, I'm sure we all feel freaked out, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Quint Scott, my third cousin twice-removed, for curling my pumpkin whenever needed, and Wanda Schibbel, for her energy. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Dani Hamm, for running an amazing race. I have been aggravating her over the last one seconds, and it is evident that she is a stubborn person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of France.
My first action as Head Editor will be to instruct the International Society of Wedding planners to wiggle all candy bars. We still have many candy bars that have never been wiggled. More than 27 percent of the people of Stockton and all of France will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to hats for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our opossums and the steppes in which they live. Citizens of Stockton, let us all cry for fun in France!