Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cathouse tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flummoxed by your support. Our journey has been an amiable one, and now that we have arrived back in Corona, I'm sure we all feel frightened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Noah Stevens, my brother, for pulverizing my balloon whenever needed, and Claire O'Connor, for her timidity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Samantha Flake, for running a torn race. I have been dismaying her over the last three years, and it is evident that she is a selfish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Serbia.
My first action as Head Singer will be to instruct the Fire Department to stain all teacups. We still have many teacups that have never been stained. More than 8 percent of the people of Corona and all of Serbia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to billfolds for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our androids and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Corona, let us all weep for progress in Serbia!