Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pizza parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bored by your support. Our journey has been a timid one, and now that we have arrived back in Gilbert, I'm sure we all feel annoyed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bronk Kettle, my cousin, for disposing of my bagpipe whenever needed, and Heidi Kafka, for her hairiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Beulah Looper, for running an ancient race. I have been shocking her over the last two centuries, and it is evident that she is a big person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belgium.
My first action as Head Principal will be to instruct the Fellowship of the Diary Church to smear all rolls of toilet paper. We still have many rolls of toilet paper that have never been smeared. More than 76 percent of the people of Gilbert and all of Belgium will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to salt shakers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dingoes and the treetops in which they live. Citizens of Gilbert, let us all back up for fun in Belgium!