Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been an unselfish one, and now that we have arrived back in Medellin, I'm sure we all feel annoyed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Biff Higgenbottom, my uncle, for understanding my paper airplane whenever needed, and Joyce Lindgren, for her hysteria. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Rex Zimmerman, for running a rancid race. I have been seeing him over the last nine seconds, and it is evident that he is a sarcastic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of El Salvador.
My first action as Head Factory worker will be to instruct the National Organization of Tattoo artists to dress all saddles. We still have many saddles that have never been dressed. More than 12 percent of the people of Medellin and all of El Salvador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to houseplants for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our aardvarks and the neighborhoods in which they live. Citizens of Medellin, let us all grin for fun in El Salvador!