Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bookstore tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been an arrogant one, and now that we have arrived back in Baton Rouge, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Morris Gentry, my brother, for whirling my muffin whenever needed, and Lynn Broghammer, for her intensity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Trent Blake, for running a porcelain race. I have been whispering to him over the last ten weeks, and it is evident that he is an arrogant person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Albania.
My first action as Head Neurologist will be to instruct the Polish Parliament to soften all pink flamingoes. We still have many pink flamingoes that have never been softened. More than 74 percent of the people of Baton Rouge and all of Albania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to packages for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our pelicans and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Baton Rouge, let us all snort for fun in Albania!