Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Restaurant tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a stubborn one, and now that we have arrived back in Little Rock, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Kim Barducci, my brother, for covering my package whenever needed, and Clio Hill, for her obesity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tracy Stevens, for running a fuzzy race. I have been reeducating him over the last five days, and it is evident that he is a fashionable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Denmark.
My first action as Head Maid will be to instruct the National Association of Psychics to close all thumb drives. We still have many thumb drives that have never been closed. More than 45 percent of the people of Little Rock and all of Denmark will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to ice cream cones for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our roosters and the gardens in which they live. Citizens of Little Rock, let us all whistle for progress in Denmark!