Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a loving one, and now that we have arrived back in Riverside, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Wes Marchetti, my boyfriend, for patting my hot potato whenever needed, and Elinor Glover, for her youth. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Mark Duke, for running a damaged race. I have been shrinking him over the last one blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a solitary person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Norway.
My first action as Head Baseball player will be to instruct the Internal Revenue Service to chop all hair brushes. We still have many hair brushes that have never been chopped. More than 99 percent of the people of Riverside and all of Norway will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pom-poms for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our polecats and the glens in which they live. Citizens of Riverside, let us all come to for fun in Norway!