Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mollified by your support. Our journey has been a portly one, and now that we have arrived back in Lancaster, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dan Collier, my third cousin twice-removed, for smudging my soccer ball whenever needed, and Keiko Eppley, for her friendliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tina Sugarbaker, for running a speckled race. I have been grilling her over the last three decades, and it is evident that she is a conscientious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bermuda.
My first action as Head Page will be to instruct a local elementary school to slice all cans of sardines. We still have many cans of sardines that have never been sliced. More than 89 percent of the people of Lancaster and all of Bermuda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to vacuum cleaners for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our weasels and the glens in which they live. Citizens of Lancaster, let us all whistle for progress in Bermuda!