Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rodeo tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bored by your support. Our journey has been a tactful one, and now that we have arrived back in Brownsville, I'm sure we all feel flabbergasted, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Flash Henry, my cousin, for remembering my ice cream cone whenever needed, and Patty Manning, for her hairiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Darlene O'Connor, for running an odd race. I have been calling her over the last two seconds, and it is evident that she is a sincere person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bermuda.
My first action as Head Housekeeper will be to instruct the National Football League to scratch all clipboards. We still have many clipboards that have never been scratched. More than 75 percent of the people of Brownsville and all of Bermuda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to boxes of Kleenex for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our fleas and the landfills in which they live. Citizens of Brownsville, let us all get along for fun in Bermuda!