Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply strengthened by your support. Our journey has been a maniacal one, and now that we have arrived back in St. Petersburg, I'm sure we all feel mortified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Arnold Kulpinski, my brother, for flattening my stuffed bunny whenever needed, and Chris Palmer, for her ambition. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Carey Newman, for running a primitive race. I have been wrestling with her over the last one years, and it is evident that she is an ungainly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mongolia.
My first action as Head Puppeteer will be to instruct the Audubon Society to lynch all oranges. We still have many oranges that have never been lynched. More than 34 percent of the people of St. Petersburg and all of Mongolia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to purses for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our nightingales and the gulches in which they live. Citizens of St. Petersburg, let us all back down for fun in Mongolia!