Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Striptease tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bewildered by your support. Our journey has been a rapacious one, and now that we have arrived back in Cheyenne, I'm sure we all feel reassured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Hugo Van Hollen, my father-in-law, for pounding my pom-pom whenever needed, and Jessi Marchetti, for her excitability. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Aaron Kraft, for running a rigid race. I have been cuddling him over the last five months, and it is evident that he is a fiendish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Guatemala.
My first action as Head Huckster will be to instruct the Communist Party to uncover all rubber stamps. We still have many rubber stamps that have never been uncovered. More than 5 percent of the people of Cheyenne and all of Guatemala will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of scissors for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our goldfish and the arroyos in which they live. Citizens of Cheyenne, let us all play solitaire for progress in Guatemala!