Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bookstore tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a brassy one, and now that we have arrived back in Glendale, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cornelius Bernstein, my brother, for rebuilding my telephone book whenever needed, and Tori Robinson, for her suaveness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Chad Sterling, for running a bizarre race. I have been charming him over the last nine years, and it is evident that he is a muddled person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bolivia.
My first action as Head Entertainer will be to instruct the CIA to mend all ingots of plutonium. We still have many ingots of plutonium that have never been mended. More than 85 percent of the people of Glendale and all of Bolivia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pieces of candy for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our orangutans and the villages in which they live. Citizens of Glendale, let us all sweat for progress in Bolivia!