Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Striptease tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply irritated by your support. Our journey has been a boring one, and now that we have arrived back in Chattanooga, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bobby Bronner, my father-in-law, for destroying my camera whenever needed, and Agnes Lee, for her bravery. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jane Del Genio, for running a filthy race. I have been baffling her over the last nine eternities, and it is evident that she is a poised person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Algeria.
My first action as Head Welder will be to instruct the U.S. Embassy to ruin all plaques. We still have many plaques that have never been ruined. More than 8 percent of the people of Chattanooga and all of Algeria will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to flowers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our groundhogs and the velds in which they live. Citizens of Chattanooga, let us all clear out for progress in Algeria!