Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply rattled by your support. Our journey has been a dignified one, and now that we have arrived back in Akron, I'm sure we all feel entertained, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jules Banks, my boyfriend, for reconsidering my avocado whenever needed, and Lynette Fisher, for her frumpiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Gretchen Velasquez, for running a well worn race. I have been breaking her over the last one lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a maniacal person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Georgia.
My first action as Head Cellist will be to instruct the NBA to stab all diaries. We still have many diaries that have never been stabbed. More than 87 percent of the people of Akron and all of Georgia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cans of beer for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our iguanas and the moonscapes in which they live. Citizens of Akron, let us all exhale for fun in Georgia!