Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Casino tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply honored by your support. Our journey has been a brazen one, and now that we have arrived back in Washington DC, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jay Diamond, my brother-in-law, for archiving my corncob whenever needed, and Kristi Osterman, for her frumpiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jackson Dinklefloss, for running a damaged race. I have been defeating him over the last four centuries, and it is evident that he is a vivacious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Czech Republic.
My first action as Head Stagehand will be to instruct the Second Helsinki Synagogue to experience all bedpans. We still have many bedpans that have never been experienced. More than 88 percent of the people of Washington DC and all of The Czech Republic will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to rags for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our fawns and the grassy knolls in which they live. Citizens of Washington DC, let us all primp for fun in The Czech Republic!