Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pizza parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a disorganized one, and now that we have arrived back in Grand Junction, I'm sure we all feel saddened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ian Clapper, my third cousin twice-removed, for pruning my toy whenever needed, and Jennifer Silva, for her wickedness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Newt Powers, for running a filthy race. I have been manipulating him over the last ten decades, and it is evident that he is a peculiar person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lower Slobbovia.
My first action as Head Courier will be to instruct the National Wildlife Federation to replace all paperweights. We still have many paperweights that have never been replaced. More than 63 percent of the people of Grand Junction and all of Lower Slobbovia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to purses for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our canaries and the peninsulas in which they live. Citizens of Grand Junction, let us all peep for fun in Lower Slobbovia!