Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Drag race tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been a direct one, and now that we have arrived back in Sacramento, I'm sure we all feel relieved, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Mahatma Wu, my brother, for disposing of my bottle of painkillers whenever needed, and Vivian Rinfield, for her pertness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kami Bowers, for running a flaky race. I have been covering her over the last four decades, and it is evident that she is a disorganized person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Latvia.
My first action as Head Fireman will be to instruct the American Kennel Club to lose all dust cloths. We still have many dust cloths that have never been lost. More than 10 percent of the people of Sacramento and all of Latvia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to stuffed kittens for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our bulls and the beaches in which they live. Citizens of Sacramento, let us all gesticulate for fun in Latvia!