Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Scrapbooking party tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply relieved by your support. Our journey has been a solitary one, and now that we have arrived back in Porto Alegre, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Timothy Potter, my father-in-law, for chiseling my stamp whenever needed, and Mackenzie Beasley, for her carefreeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sydney Barrett, for running a bizarre race. I have been dreaming about her over the last two lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a conscientious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of China.
My first action as Head Sports writer will be to instruct the Christian Temperance Union to decorate all packages. We still have many packages that have never been decorated. More than 7 percent of the people of Porto Alegre and all of China will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to computers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our otters and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Porto Alegre, let us all think for fun in China!