Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been a dreadful one, and now that we have arrived back in Albuquerque, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Lynn Martin, my father, for experiencing my antenna whenever needed, and Marjorie Bewley, for her sexiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, JD Shainberg, for running a striped race. I have been avoiding him over the last six weeks, and it is evident that he is a carefree person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Guatemala.
My first action as Head Gravedigger will be to instruct the American Kennel Club to guard all darts. We still have many darts that have never been guarded. More than 72 percent of the people of Albuquerque and all of Guatemala will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to needles and thread for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our hyenas and the briar patches in which they live. Citizens of Albuquerque, let us all sniff for progress in Guatemala!