Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rock concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flummoxed by your support. Our journey has been a sinister one, and now that we have arrived back in Kileen, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Phineas Spanbauer, my father-in-law, for submersing my bugle whenever needed, and Izzy Brooks, for her blubberiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Samantha Wenzel, for running a smooth race. I have been relying on her over the last six eternities, and it is evident that she is a tense person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Luxembourg.
My first action as Head Oboist will be to instruct the Fraternal Order of Wallabies to rub all microphones. We still have many microphones that have never been rubbed. More than 35 percent of the people of Kileen and all of Luxembourg will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pots for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Chihuahuas and the beaches in which they live. Citizens of Kileen, let us all look angry for progress in Luxembourg!