Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Basketball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been a stubborn one, and now that we have arrived back in Concord, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Rick Sorovich, my uncle, for recognizing my shoe whenever needed, and Hagit Castro, for her corpulence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Riley Roberts, for running a hand-carved race. I have been confusing her over the last one eternities, and it is evident that she is a prissy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Malta.
My first action as Head Harpist will be to instruct the Chamber of Commerce to boil all grease guns. We still have many grease guns that have never been boiled. More than 18 percent of the people of Concord and all of Malta will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to clams for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our squirrels and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Concord, let us all flush for progress in Malta!