Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Variety show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tired by your support. Our journey has been a slimy one, and now that we have arrived back in Hamburg, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Mitch Weeden, my father-in-law, for losing my beach ball whenever needed, and Polly Fields, for her freakishness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sheryl Davis, for running a fuzzy race. I have been having a talk with her over the last nine seconds, and it is evident that she is a shifty person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Singapore.
My first action as Head Infantryman will be to instruct the Humane Society to moisten all bags. We still have many bags that have never been moistened. More than 98 percent of the people of Hamburg and all of Singapore will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pizzas for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our sheep and the meadows in which they live. Citizens of Hamburg, let us all come over for progress in Singapore!