Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rock concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply soothed by your support. Our journey has been a freakish one, and now that we have arrived back in Fremont, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Oscar Bean, my father, for smearing my can of sardines whenever needed, and Maybie Holloman, for her talkativeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Peter Pearson, for running a crusty race. I have been quarreling with him over the last three lifetimes, and it is evident that he is an enchanting person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Romania.
My first action as Head Page will be to instruct the Jehovah's Witness Society to yank all bags of groceries. We still have many bags of groceries that have never been yanked. More than 19 percent of the people of Fremont and all of Romania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to comic books for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our groundhogs and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Fremont, let us all dress up for fun in Romania!