Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cabaret tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a deadly one, and now that we have arrived back in Naperville, I'm sure we all feel humbled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Milo Ratha, my uncle, for baking my barbell whenever needed, and Lorie Saint Pierre, for her enthusiasm. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jean Harmon, for running a greasy race. I have been believing her over the last eight years, and it is evident that she is a heavyset person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Greece.
My first action as Head Guitar player will be to instruct the CIA to grind all canes. We still have many canes that have never been ground. More than 32 percent of the people of Naperville and all of Greece will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to wrenches for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our partridges and the streams in which they live. Citizens of Naperville, let us all run for progress in Greece!