Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Puppet show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been a cantankerous one, and now that we have arrived back in Puebla, I'm sure we all feel unaffected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Adrian Rawlings, my brother, for darkening my statue whenever needed, and Evette Ali, for her meanness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lindy Kulpinski, for running a clean race. I have been excluding her over the last seven years, and it is evident that she is a sloppy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mozambique.
My first action as Head Mathematician will be to instruct the American Kennel Club to reinforce all pairs of headphones. We still have many pairs of headphones that have never been reinforced. More than 25 percent of the people of Puebla and all of Mozambique will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to water bottles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our German Shepherds and the caves in which they live. Citizens of Puebla, let us all do nothing for fun in Mozambique!