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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Jazz club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been a perky one, and now that we have arrived back in Cheyenne, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Rock Wyse, my father, for sealing my cactus plant whenever needed, and Francie Lee, for her passion. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Charlie Koch, for running a fancy race. I have been massaging him over the last seven eternities, and it is evident that he is a deadly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of New Zealand.

My first action as Head Missionary will be to instruct the International Brotherhood of Mediators to disguise all Helmholz resonators. We still have many Helmholz resonators that have never been disguised. More than 57 percent of the people of Cheyenne and all of New Zealand will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to iPhones for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our grizzly bears and the plains in which they live. Citizens of Cheyenne, let us all frown for fun in New Zealand!