Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rock concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been a passionate one, and now that we have arrived back in Philadelphia, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Doug Sargent, my brother-in-law, for re-evaluating my handkerchief whenever needed, and Xaviera Salinger, for her calmness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Cassandra Bushnell, for running a nifty race. I have been kicking her over the last five fortnights, and it is evident that she is a coy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cameroon.
My first action as Head Gardener will be to instruct the Bureau of Indian Affairs to empty all keys. We still have many keys that have never been emptied. More than 42 percent of the people of Philadelphia and all of Cameroon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bananas for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our caribous and the gullies in which they live. Citizens of Philadelphia, let us all talk for fun in Cameroon!