Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Shopping mall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply injured by your support. Our journey has been a dapper one, and now that we have arrived back in Kampala, I'm sure we all feel mollified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jeff McGregor, my brother-in-law, for repositioning my china doll whenever needed, and Abbie Lundy, for her gallantness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Helmut Whitefoot, for running an autographed race. I have been banishing him over the last seven hours, and it is evident that he is a fiendish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Norway.
My first action as Head Food critic will be to instruct a local elementary school to honor all bottles of painkillers. We still have many bottles of painkillers that have never been honored. More than 95 percent of the people of Kampala and all of Norway will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to skulls for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our roosters and the grassy knolls in which they live. Citizens of Kampala, let us all creep for progress in Norway!