Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Orchestra concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been an atrocious one, and now that we have arrived back in Fontana, I'm sure we all feel mollified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Julian West, my brother-in-law, for wiping my top whenever needed, and Briget Brontsky, for her obedience. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Wes Bransen, for running a gleaming race. I have been harassing him over the last eight eternities, and it is evident that he is a frantic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Estonia.
My first action as Head Librarian will be to instruct the Translators Club to pinch all rubber chickens. We still have many rubber chickens that have never been pinched. More than 80 percent of the people of Fontana and all of Estonia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to compasses for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our lobsters and the badlands areas in which they live. Citizens of Fontana, let us all snore for fun in Estonia!