Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Movie theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply soothed by your support. Our journey has been a playful one, and now that we have arrived back in Omaha, I'm sure we all feel displeased, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Plato Baca, my father, for reviewing my bicycle whenever needed, and Petunia Friedman, for her charm. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Esther Ramirez, for running an abnormal race. I have been dreaming about her over the last six blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is an amiable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Tibet.
My first action as Head Nuclear physicist will be to instruct the Fraternal Order of Llamas to switch all egg shells. We still have many egg shells that have never been switched. More than 56 percent of the people of Omaha and all of Tibet will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paper clips for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our lobsters and the plains in which they live. Citizens of Omaha, let us all sniffle for progress in Tibet!