Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art gallery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a nervous one, and now that we have arrived back in Lisbon, I'm sure we all feel rattled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Garth Romano, my cousin, for darkening my brush whenever needed, and Pamela Vaniman, for her insanity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Waldo Warren, for running a sleek race. I have been suspecting him over the last five months, and it is evident that he is a selfish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Namibia.
My first action as Head Costume designer will be to instruct the National Wildlife Federation to grease all pairs of dice. We still have many pairs of dice that have never been greased. More than 97 percent of the people of Lisbon and all of Namibia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to computers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our moose and the buffalo wallows in which they live. Citizens of Lisbon, let us all adjust the clock for fun in Namibia!