Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Massage parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply honored by your support. Our journey has been a childish one, and now that we have arrived back in Tegucigalpa, I'm sure we all feel strengthened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Juan Beluchi, my father, for scoring my lollipop whenever needed, and Tess Hopper, for her corpulence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Esmeralda Vernon, for running a torn race. I have been berating her over the last seven blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a drowsy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bangladesh.
My first action as Head Banker will be to instruct the Audubon Society to close all basketballs. We still have many basketballs that have never been closed. More than 9 percent of the people of Tegucigalpa and all of Bangladesh will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to coat hangers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our lizards and the gulches in which they live. Citizens of Tegucigalpa, let us all blank out for fun in Bangladesh!