Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pie-eating contest tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a freakish one, and now that we have arrived back in Waterloo, I'm sure we all feel affected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Rob Zhu, my father-in-law, for spinning my Kindle whenever needed, and Libby Ridley, for her passion. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Dax Eklund, for running a papery race. I have been smacking him over the last eight lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a fiendish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Namibia.
My first action as Head High school teacher will be to instruct the International Guild of Gastroenterologists to praise all model airplanes. We still have many model airplanes that have never been praised. More than 36 percent of the people of Waterloo and all of Namibia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bottles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our kittens and the grassy knolls in which they live. Citizens of Waterloo, let us all dither for fun in Namibia!