Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Lecture on roses tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bamboozled by your support. Our journey has been a creepy one, and now that we have arrived back in Kabul, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Eddie Allison, my brother, for silencing my Band-aid whenever needed, and Louise Stine, for her queerness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ada Belle Foreman, for running a grubby race. I have been manipulating her over the last two blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a choleric person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Tibet.
My first action as Head Chauffeur will be to instruct the FBI to hurl all vases. We still have many vases that have never been hurled. More than 93 percent of the people of Kabul and all of Tibet will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fossils for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our spiders and the neighborhoods in which they live. Citizens of Kabul, let us all beg for progress in Tibet!