Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply encouraged by your support. Our journey has been a gallant one, and now that we have arrived back in Ontario, I'm sure we all feel reassured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Borat Charles, my brother-in-law, for fixing my top whenever needed, and Michaela Phillips, for her fascination. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Pedro Metzger, for running a soft race. I have been stepping on him over the last seven fortnights, and it is evident that he is a merry person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Austria.
My first action as Head Scientist will be to instruct the American Association of Bus drivers to pierce all cupcakes. We still have many cupcakes that have never been pierced. More than 97 percent of the people of Ontario and all of Austria will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to coins for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our doggies and the neighborhoods in which they live. Citizens of Ontario, let us all back up for fun in Austria!