Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Winery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply entertained by your support. Our journey has been a hungry one, and now that we have arrived back in Clodville, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Anatoly Gonzales, my third cousin twice-removed, for cutting my screwdriver whenever needed, and Beatrice Rice, for her silliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Delores LaSalle, for running a fluffy race. I have been quoting her over the last five days, and it is evident that she is a fascinating person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kosovo.
My first action as Head Mail carrier will be to instruct the World Sisterhood of Performers to close all apples. We still have many apples that have never been closed. More than 33 percent of the people of Clodville and all of Kosovo will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dictionaries for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dromedaries and the oases in which they live. Citizens of Clodville, let us all growl for fun in Kosovo!