Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Magic show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been an absent-minded one, and now that we have arrived back in Lancaster, I'm sure we all feel humbled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Kenny Murdoch, my brother, for identifying my spool of thread whenever needed, and LaVerne Everett, for her solitariness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Thelma Small, for running a hollow race. I have been embarrassing her over the last three months, and it is evident that she is a considerate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bolivia.
My first action as Head School principal will be to instruct the FBI to pinch all twigs. We still have many twigs that have never been pinched. More than 8 percent of the people of Lancaster and all of Bolivia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to sacks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our tarantulas and the hayfields in which they live. Citizens of Lancaster, let us all pucker for progress in Bolivia!