Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply appalled by your support. Our journey has been an idiotic one, and now that we have arrived back in Toledo, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Milton Ostrander, my third cousin twice-removed, for cleaning my fountain pen whenever needed, and Bethany Plummer, for her talkativeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Rip Buffalo, for running a ragged race. I have been splitting up with him over the last six minutes, and it is evident that he is a somber person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Luxembourg.
My first action as Head Funeral director will be to instruct the Humane Society to shove all napkins. We still have many napkins that have never been shoved. More than 24 percent of the people of Toledo and all of Luxembourg will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to crutches for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our colts and the trails in which they live. Citizens of Toledo, let us all run away for fun in Luxembourg!