Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Winery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply injured by your support. Our journey has been an elderly one, and now that we have arrived back in Phoenix, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Donald Gates, my boyfriend, for pummeling my baton whenever needed, and Emma Kinstler, for her obesity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Darryl Bell, for running a cardboard race. I have been manipulating him over the last eight months, and it is evident that he is a tired person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Senegal.
My first action as Head Network administrator will be to instruct the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to tweak all sponges. We still have many sponges that have never been tweaked. More than 82 percent of the people of Phoenix and all of Senegal will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cardboard boxes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our manatees and the backyards in which they live. Citizens of Phoenix, let us all glower for progress in Senegal!