Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Comedy club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been a weary one, and now that we have arrived back in Wichita, I'm sure we all feel flabbergasted, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Horsie Costello, my third cousin twice-removed, for losing my backpack whenever needed, and Pippa Koch, for her refinement. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Armand Arthur, for running a fabulous race. I have been manipulating him over the last ten hours, and it is evident that he is a pert person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Congo.
My first action as Head Cheesemaker will be to instruct the Fraternal Order of Garter snakes to rearrange all bicycles. We still have many bicycles that have never been rearranged. More than 94 percent of the people of Wichita and all of The Congo will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to ice cream cones for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our tarantulas and the meadows in which they live. Citizens of Wichita, let us all turn blue for progress in The Congo!