Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Car show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a disorganized one, and now that we have arrived back in Gillette, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Billy Bob Woods, my brother, for spinning my coupon whenever needed, and Jill Vintner, for her paranoia. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jessi Thurston, for running a used race. I have been loving her over the last eight months, and it is evident that she is a phlegmatic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Saudi Arabia.
My first action as Head Shepherd will be to instruct the Fraternal Order of Llamas to shrink all rolls of duct tape. We still have many rolls of duct tape that have never been shrunk. More than 68 percent of the people of Gillette and all of Saudi Arabia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to coat hangers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our quails and the crime scenes in which they live. Citizens of Gillette, let us all wince for fun in Saudi Arabia!