Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Basketball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been a poised one, and now that we have arrived back in Belgrade, I'm sure we all feel frightened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Michael Munich, my third cousin twice-removed, for shaving my cookbook whenever needed, and Elinor Carter, for her stinkiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Anatoly Dodds, for running a greasy race. I have been drawing strength from him over the last ten hours, and it is evident that he is a wily person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nigeria.
My first action as Head Fashion designer will be to instruct the Impossible Missions Force to uncover all pickles. We still have many pickles that have never been uncovered. More than 63 percent of the people of Belgrade and all of Nigeria will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to hats for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our roosters and the mountains in which they live. Citizens of Belgrade, let us all pucker for progress in Nigeria!