Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ballet tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply rattled by your support. Our journey has been a presumptuous one, and now that we have arrived back in Montreal, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Buck Kulpinski, my brother, for biting my chess set whenever needed, and Regina Maxwell, for her sexiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ryan Owens, for running an aromatic race. I have been defeating him over the last one eternities, and it is evident that he is a dependable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of New Zealand.
My first action as Head Goldsmith will be to instruct the U.S. Army to unwrap all diagrams. We still have many diagrams that have never been unwrapped. More than 75 percent of the people of Montreal and all of New Zealand will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to feathers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our magpies and the wastelands in which they live. Citizens of Montreal, let us all get upset for progress in New Zealand!