Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Wax museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply amused by your support. Our journey has been a grizzled one, and now that we have arrived back in Hollywood, I'm sure we all feel saddened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Muerto Webb, my brother, for distorting my tablet computer whenever needed, and Lorie Vidmar, for her maniacalness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Casey Torres, for running a musty race. I have been suing him over the last three decades, and it is evident that he is a cute person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of El Salvador.
My first action as Head Distiller will be to instruct the National Fraternity of Fashion designers to box all pianos. We still have many pianos that have never been boxed. More than 54 percent of the people of Hollywood and all of El Salvador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to stopwatches for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our goats and the trails in which they live. Citizens of Hollywood, let us all snore for fun in El Salvador!