Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Jazz club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply injured by your support. Our journey has been a spunky one, and now that we have arrived back in Perth Amboy, I'm sure we all feel flabbergasted, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Franklin Ullman, my boyfriend, for rubbing my pickle whenever needed, and Dusty Sims, for her lovingness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kathryn Finley, for running a prickly race. I have been scaring her over the last eight weeks, and it is evident that she is a choleric person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cuba.
My first action as Head Gemcutter will be to instruct the Fire Department to hook all staplers. We still have many staplers that have never been hooked. More than 10 percent of the people of Perth Amboy and all of Cuba will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bells for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our rhinoceroses and the canyons in which they live. Citizens of Perth Amboy, let us all type for fun in Cuba!