Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bridge club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been an excitable one, and now that we have arrived back in Clodville, I'm sure we all feel irritated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Gino Fritz, my boyfriend, for touching my crystal ball whenever needed, and Alisa Wibbles, for her haughtiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Wendell Slade, for running a bent race. I have been aweing him over the last five centuries, and it is evident that he is an idiotic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Georgia.
My first action as Head Boat captain will be to instruct the National Association of Soldiers to smudge all coconuts. We still have many coconuts that have never been smudged. More than 62 percent of the people of Clodville and all of Georgia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to boxes of candy for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our dolphins and the outbacks in which they live. Citizens of Clodville, let us all stretch for progress in Georgia!