Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Movie theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mollified by your support. Our journey has been a fiendish one, and now that we have arrived back in Fort Wayne, I'm sure we all feel bored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Brett Caldwell, my third cousin twice-removed, for stripping my Band-aid whenever needed, and Gretchen Greenshields, for her pensiveness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Owen Falcone, for running a smelly race. I have been investigating him over the last five blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a poised person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Spain.
My first action as Head Tailor will be to instruct the Impossible Missions Force to grasp all diamonds. We still have many diamonds that have never been grasped. More than 12 percent of the people of Fort Wayne and all of Spain will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to boxes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our pigs and the wastelands in which they live. Citizens of Fort Wayne, let us all hang around for fun in Spain!