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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Archery club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mortified by your support. Our journey has been a stylish one, and now that we have arrived back in Topeka, I'm sure we all feel encouraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jimmy Yamaguchi, my cousin, for hardening my antenna whenever needed, and Doralene Bratt, for her awkwardness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Steven Murray, for running a bent race. I have been greeting him over the last seven fortnights, and it is evident that he is an athletic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Georgia.

My first action as Head Contractor will be to instruct the World Sisterhood of Organic farmers to catch all pairs of pliers. We still have many pairs of pliers that have never been caught. More than 3 percent of the people of Topeka and all of Georgia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to trash cans for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our hedgehogs and the grassy knolls in which they live. Citizens of Topeka, let us all run for progress in Georgia!