Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply embarrassed by your support. Our journey has been a young one, and now that we have arrived back in Waterloo, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Justin Whitney, my uncle, for shellacking my can of beans whenever needed, and Jody Cairns, for her athleticism. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Mopsy Pope, for running a miniature race. I have been suspending her over the last seven years, and it is evident that she is an obnoxious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Samoa.
My first action as Head Real estate agent will be to instruct the National Gymnastics Association to praise all peaches. We still have many peaches that have never been praised. More than 36 percent of the people of Waterloo and all of Samoa will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to chairs for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Chihuahuas and the buffalo wallows in which they live. Citizens of Waterloo, let us all play Farmer in the Dell for progress in Samoa!