Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Puppet show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply humbled by your support. Our journey has been a creepy one, and now that we have arrived back in Santa Ana, I'm sure we all feel rattled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Marcus Rajashree, my brother, for swirling my dish whenever needed, and Sylvia Prater, for her shiftlessness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Rich Running Bird, for running a new race. I have been slapping him over the last seven decades, and it is evident that he is a passionate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Hungary.
My first action as Head Historian will be to instruct the Impossible Missions Force to copy all corks. We still have many corks that have never been copied. More than 24 percent of the people of Santa Ana and all of Hungary will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pieces of paper for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our elephants and the velds in which they live. Citizens of Santa Ana, let us all shrivel for progress in Hungary!