Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pie-eating contest tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been a hairy one, and now that we have arrived back in Kyoto, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Beauford Fosbender, my brother, for bathing my air compressor whenever needed, and Morgan Hobbs, for her sliminess. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sinclair Berkshire, for running a peculiar race. I have been shocking him over the last seven days, and it is evident that he is a demented person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Philippines.
My first action as Head Bank teller will be to instruct the U.S. Senate to jab all iPhones. We still have many iPhones that have never been jabbed. More than 36 percent of the people of Kyoto and all of The Philippines will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to china dolls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our lovebirds and the ranges in which they live. Citizens of Kyoto, let us all preach for fun in The Philippines!