Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dog pound tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a furry one, and now that we have arrived back in Kansas City, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Reynaldo Falcon, my father, for certifying my saddle whenever needed, and Fifi Simpson, for her spindliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Mama Flowers, for running a cardboard race. I have been scaring her over the last nine lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a gregarious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Latvia.
My first action as Head Ditch digger will be to instruct the Internal Revenue Service to inspect all buckets. We still have many buckets that have never been inspected. More than 42 percent of the people of Kansas City and all of Latvia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to vacuum cleaners for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our mice and the cesspools in which they live. Citizens of Kansas City, let us all sway for progress in Latvia!