Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Comedy club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been an energetic one, and now that we have arrived back in Eau Claire, I'm sure we all feel flabbergasted, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Tony Corialis, my brother-in-law, for re-evaluating my oriental vase whenever needed, and Sheila Bunyan, for her fierceness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bones Jones, for running a gross race. I have been excluding him over the last one blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a weird person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of France.
My first action as Head Astrologer will be to instruct the National Football League to paint all cactus plants. We still have many cactus plants that have never been painted. More than 28 percent of the people of Eau Claire and all of France will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to whistles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our manatees and the moonscapes in which they live. Citizens of Eau Claire, let us all blush for fun in France!