Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mortified by your support. Our journey has been a jolly one, and now that we have arrived back in New York, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank André Frank, my boyfriend, for whirling my microscope whenever needed, and Betty Mann, for her monstrousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sven Marshall, for running a crooked race. I have been reassuring him over the last eight minutes, and it is evident that he is a funny person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Afghanistan.
My first action as Head Stable boy will be to instruct the International Brotherhood of Manicurists to box all boxes of Kleenex. We still have many boxes of Kleenex that have never been boxed. More than 94 percent of the people of New York and all of Afghanistan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to charts for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our hedgehogs and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of New York, let us all fret for progress in Afghanistan!