Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Turkish bath tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been an agitated one, and now that we have arrived back in Caracas, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Emile Slater, my third cousin twice-removed, for shredding my acorn whenever needed, and Pallavi Jensen, for her nervousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tonya Wenzel, for running a bronze race. I have been transforming her over the last seven centuries, and it is evident that she is an articulate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Estonia.
My first action as Head Author will be to instruct the Chamber of Commerce to box all stuffed kittens. We still have many stuffed kittens that have never been boxed. More than 49 percent of the people of Caracas and all of Estonia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to watering cans for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our horsies and the ridges in which they live. Citizens of Caracas, let us all wander for fun in Estonia!