Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Lecture on bedpans tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a repulsive one, and now that we have arrived back in Sioux City, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Erwin McClain, my brother-in-law, for picking my doll whenever needed, and Francene John, for her bravery. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Muerto Swaanhof, for running a funny race. I have been annoying him over the last one fortnights, and it is evident that he is an irate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Philippines.
My first action as Head Cardiologist will be to instruct Alcoholics Anonymous to clean all Bibles. We still have many Bibles that have never been cleaned. More than 74 percent of the people of Sioux City and all of The Philippines will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to urns for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our musk-oxen and the countrysides in which they live. Citizens of Sioux City, let us all dream for fun in The Philippines!