Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Public park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been an excitable one, and now that we have arrived back in Chesapeake, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Doc Hook, my brother, for boxing my dollhouse whenever needed, and Abbie Bowers, for her boringness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Loreen Major, for running a heavy race. I have been shaking her over the last ten minutes, and it is evident that she is a suave person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Sandwich Islands.
My first action as Head Manicurist will be to instruct the Communist Party to consider all notepads. We still have many notepads that have never been considered. More than 47 percent of the people of Chesapeake and all of The Sandwich Islands will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to candy canes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our foxes and the treetops in which they live. Citizens of Chesapeake, let us all primp for progress in The Sandwich Islands!