Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bridge club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frustrated by your support. Our journey has been a boring one, and now that we have arrived back in Fullerton, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Elijah Goldfarb, my boyfriend, for crushing my fishing pole whenever needed, and Camille Porter, for her funniness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Robin Matthews, for running a striking race. I have been speaking to him over the last seven blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a powerful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of France.
My first action as Head Graphic designer will be to instruct the Internal Revenue Service to measure all hand puppets. We still have many hand puppets that have never been measured. More than 7 percent of the people of Fullerton and all of France will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pumpkins for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our prairie dogs and the ponds in which they live. Citizens of Fullerton, let us all cringe for progress in France!