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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Scrapbooking party tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply irritated by your support. Our journey has been an excitable one, and now that we have arrived back in Ho Chi Minh City, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cedric Bean, my brother-in-law, for pulverizing my bag whenever needed, and Ana Verma, for her ignobleness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Julia Ford, for running a golden race. I have been spanking her over the last two decades, and it is evident that she is an enchanting person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Morocco.

My first action as Head Marine biologist will be to instruct Alcoholics Anonymous to dress all lollipops. We still have many lollipops that have never been dressed. More than 30 percent of the people of Ho Chi Minh City and all of Morocco will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to coloring books for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our parakeets and the crime scenes in which they live. Citizens of Ho Chi Minh City, let us all curtsey for fun in Morocco!