Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been a stubborn one, and now that we have arrived back in Greeley, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Norman MacDonald, my brother-in-law, for cutting my whoopee cushion whenever needed, and Sierra Nagy, for her self-confidence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Carla Easton, for running a dirty race. I have been cuddling her over the last seven blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a relaxed person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Russia.
My first action as Head Gastroenterologist will be to instruct the Rwandan Parliament to bake all pipes. We still have many pipes that have never been baked. More than 37 percent of the people of Greeley and all of Russia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to spools of thread for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our mules and the cliffs in which they live. Citizens of Greeley, let us all look dumb for progress in Russia!