Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Striptease tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply amused by your support. Our journey has been a crazy one, and now that we have arrived back in Brownsville, I'm sure we all feel flummoxed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Gavin Wayman, my cousin, for distorting my microscope whenever needed, and Triffid Henry, for her agitation. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tina Chang, for running an abnormal race. I have been listening to her over the last three decades, and it is evident that she is a hysterical person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Sandwich Islands.
My first action as Head Marine biologist will be to instruct a local elementary school to melt all roses. We still have many roses that have never been melted. More than 25 percent of the people of Brownsville and all of The Sandwich Islands will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pizzas for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our turtles and the streams in which they live. Citizens of Brownsville, let us all dither for fun in The Sandwich Islands!