Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply assuaged by your support. Our journey has been a princely one, and now that we have arrived back in Pembroke, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Gavin Jensen, my father, for lynching my basketball whenever needed, and Kimberly Hoffa, for her portliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Christian Saint Pierre, for running a rough race. I have been jumping on him over the last four centuries, and it is evident that he is a paranoid person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Japan.
My first action as Head Dancer will be to instruct the National Society of Scouts to hit all alpine horns. We still have many alpine horns that have never been hit. More than 4 percent of the people of Pembroke and all of Japan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to chains for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our elephants and the seashores in which they live. Citizens of Pembroke, let us all get sleepy for progress in Japan!