Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Exercise club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a bilious one, and now that we have arrived back in Algiers, I'm sure we all feel relieved, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Brett Dupont, my brother-in-law, for rubbing my bird feeder whenever needed, and Marion Sterling, for her sarcasm. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Conner Kinstler, for running a peculiar race. I have been burying him over the last nine seconds, and it is evident that he is a spunky person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of France.
My first action as Head Professional dancer will be to instruct the National Rifle Association to label all soccer balls. We still have many soccer balls that have never been labeled. More than 15 percent of the people of Algiers and all of France will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to whistles for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our alligators and the buffalo wallows in which they live. Citizens of Algiers, let us all chortle for progress in France!