Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been a calm one, and now that we have arrived back in Delhi, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Salvatore Russell, my third cousin twice-removed, for touching my hand puppet whenever needed, and Evelyn Dayton, for her refinement. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Abraham Goldberg, for running a cotton race. I have been annoying him over the last two years, and it is evident that he is an unselfish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Portugal.
My first action as Head Wrestler will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Preservation of Hair brushes to abuse all spools of thread. We still have many spools of thread that have never been abused. More than 42 percent of the people of Delhi and all of Portugal will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to mirrors for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our gorillas and the forests in which they live. Citizens of Delhi, let us all adjust the clock for progress in Portugal!