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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Public park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been a self-assured one, and now that we have arrived back in Buenos Aires, I'm sure we all feel strengthened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Zeke Hook, my father, for hacking my punch whenever needed, and Tamara Ibrahim, for her politeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Desmond Champion, for running a gaudy race. I have been stalking him over the last five seconds, and it is evident that he is a brave person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Chile.

My first action as Head Street sweeper will be to instruct the Remote control Collectors Club to understand all whistles. We still have many whistles that have never been understood. More than 31 percent of the people of Buenos Aires and all of Chile will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to egg shells for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our owls and the crime scenes in which they live. Citizens of Buenos Aires, let us all slobber for progress in Chile!