Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ballet tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been an earnest one, and now that we have arrived back in Tacoma, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Anthony Zhu, my boyfriend, for tasting my fish whenever needed, and Cheryl Shainberg, for her ambition. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sharice Stewart, for running a thick race. I have been maligning her over the last nine centuries, and it is evident that she is a monstrous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Samoa.
My first action as Head Orchestra conductor will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Arts to close all toolboxes. We still have many toolboxes that have never been closed. More than 63 percent of the people of Tacoma and all of Samoa will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to coffee pots for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our donkeys and the creeks in which they live. Citizens of Tacoma, let us all calm down for fun in Samoa!