Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply unaffected by your support. Our journey has been a tense one, and now that we have arrived back in Yonkers, I'm sure we all feel irritated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Smiley Schmutzig, my father, for whacking my pot whenever needed, and Ida Rudnick, for her self-confidence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Frankie Washington, for running a musty race. I have been sanitizing him over the last five seconds, and it is evident that he is an energetic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Armenia.
My first action as Head Cardiologist will be to instruct the U.S. Congress to stash all cans of sardines. We still have many cans of sardines that have never been stashed. More than 11 percent of the people of Yonkers and all of Armenia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to calculators for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dragons and the steppes in which they live. Citizens of Yonkers, let us all look angry for fun in Armenia!