Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply injured by your support. Our journey has been a cunning one, and now that we have arrived back in Milwaukee, I'm sure we all feel entertained, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Louie Saint Pierre, my boyfriend, for pruning my flashlight whenever needed, and Joyce Prince, for her presumptiveness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Floyd Knopf, for running a jagged race. I have been believing him over the last five seconds, and it is evident that he is a stubborn person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Albania.
My first action as Head Gunsmith will be to instruct the National Organization of Gophers to dress all oranges. We still have many oranges that have never been dressed. More than 61 percent of the people of Milwaukee and all of Albania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cotton balls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our meerkats and the trails in which they live. Citizens of Milwaukee, let us all grow up for fun in Albania!