Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a direct one, and now that we have arrived back in Krakow, I'm sure we all feel dishonored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Scott Gare, my boyfriend, for lynching my abacus whenever needed, and Leila Brock, for her sincerity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Shelley Watson, for running a coarse race. I have been pushing her over the last four lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a resolute person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Ireland.
My first action as Head Composer will be to instruct the American Kennel Club to patch all coins. We still have many coins that have never been patched. More than 34 percent of the people of Krakow and all of Ireland will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bedpans for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our Dalmatians and the housing developments in which they live. Citizens of Krakow, let us all grimace for fun in Ireland!