Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Political rally tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply aroused by your support. Our journey has been an ungainly one, and now that we have arrived back in Calgary, I'm sure we all feel appalled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Socks Kafka, my father, for observing my towel whenever needed, and Agnes Craig, for her wit. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Terri Dietrich, for running a big race. I have been burying her over the last one hours, and it is evident that she is a corpulent person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Venezuela.
My first action as Head Rocket scientist will be to instruct the First Grand Rapids Synagogue to roll all bottles of perfume. We still have many bottles of perfume that have never been rolled. More than 47 percent of the people of Calgary and all of Venezuela will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags of potato chips for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our cockroaches and the circus tents in which they live. Citizens of Calgary, let us all jump for fun in Venezuela!