Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ballet tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a spindly one, and now that we have arrived back in Spokane, I'm sure we all feel bored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Nestor Ramirez, my cousin, for modifying my deck of cards whenever needed, and Coleen Northrum, for her vivaciousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Carina Brandon, for running an important race. I have been spitting at her over the last three minutes, and it is evident that she is a beautiful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Hungary.
My first action as Head Telephone repairman will be to instruct the Bureau of Indian Affairs to rebuild all joints. We still have many joints that have never been rebuilt. More than 94 percent of the people of Spokane and all of Hungary will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to jars of olives for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our ravens and the lakesides in which they live. Citizens of Spokane, let us all come along for fun in Hungary!