Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bar crawl tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply relieved by your support. Our journey has been an obnoxious one, and now that we have arrived back in Perth Amboy, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jeremy Miller, my father, for spinning my Happy Meal whenever needed, and Christine Hensley, for her merriness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bub Cochran, for running a cheap race. I have been heckling him over the last six decades, and it is evident that he is a mean person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Morocco.
My first action as Head Song writer will be to instruct the National Society of Photographers to wrap all pairs of binoculars. We still have many pairs of binoculars that have never been wrapped. More than 2 percent of the people of Perth Amboy and all of Morocco will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bird cages for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our boa constrictors and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Perth Amboy, let us all sniffle for progress in Morocco!