Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply unaffected by your support. Our journey has been a vivacious one, and now that we have arrived back in Chandler, I'm sure we all feel irritated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Allan Webb, my uncle, for unfastening my wrench whenever needed, and Vera Bagman, for her self-confidence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Chris Young, for running a slimy race. I have been outrunning her over the last six blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a young person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Germany.
My first action as Head Crime scene investigator will be to instruct the Bandicoots Auxiliary to play with all pairs of scissors. We still have many pairs of scissors that have never been played with. More than 3 percent of the people of Chandler and all of Germany will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to crates for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our aardvarks and the villages in which they live. Citizens of Chandler, let us all do nothing for progress in Germany!