Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pizza parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frustrated by your support. Our journey has been a muscular one, and now that we have arrived back in Irvine, I'm sure we all feel amused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Carlton Wolf, my father, for pounding my trash can whenever needed, and Gertrude Higgenbottom, for her nobility. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kenny Niederhaus, for running a golden race. I have been outrunning him over the last four eternities, and it is evident that he is a masculine person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Macedonia.
My first action as Head Surveyor will be to instruct the National Association of Car salesmen to bury all Bibles. We still have many Bibles that have never been buried. More than 60 percent of the people of Irvine and all of Macedonia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fire hoses for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our trolls and the bogs in which they live. Citizens of Irvine, let us all play for fun in Macedonia!