Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Blues club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply befuddled by your support. Our journey has been a comely one, and now that we have arrived back in Fort Collins, I'm sure we all feel bored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Brad Norman, my cousin, for refurbishing my knitting needle whenever needed, and Vivian Steele, for her fearfulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Saul Flake, for running a stiff race. I have been frightening him over the last nine lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a selfish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cambodia.
My first action as Head Philatelist will be to instruct the U.S. Army to unfold all Van Goghs. We still have many Van Goghs that have never been unfolded. More than 39 percent of the people of Fort Collins and all of Cambodia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pacifiers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our fish and the backyards in which they live. Citizens of Fort Collins, let us all carry on for fun in Cambodia!