Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Scrapbooking party tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been an undignified one, and now that we have arrived back in Corona, I'm sure we all feel injured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Norman Hughes, my cousin, for dislodging my bowl whenever needed, and Betsy Doe, for her rudeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Krista Verma, for running a bizarre race. I have been patting her over the last ten months, and it is evident that she is a fearful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The United States.
My first action as Head Prisoner will be to instruct the Beekeepers Club to burn all pacifiers. We still have many pacifiers that have never been burned. More than 35 percent of the people of Corona and all of The United States will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to curling irons for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our leopards and the cesspools in which they live. Citizens of Corona, let us all daydream for progress in The United States!