Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a dark one, and now that we have arrived back in Syracuse, I'm sure we all feel amused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Studs Prescott, my father-in-law, for slamming my hair dryer whenever needed, and Angie Vincent, for her self-confidence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bradley Ford, for running a narrow race. I have been slapping him over the last seven decades, and it is evident that he is a perky person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Liechtenstein.
My first action as Head Valet will be to instruct the U.S. Army to unfold all bugles. We still have many bugles that have never been unfolded. More than 99 percent of the people of Syracuse and all of Liechtenstein will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cupcakes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our monkeys and the velds in which they live. Citizens of Syracuse, let us all shake for fun in Liechtenstein!