Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Restaurant tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply embarrassed by your support. Our journey has been a menacing one, and now that we have arrived back in Paris, I'm sure we all feel bothered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Stu Wright, my brother-in-law, for hurling my coat check ticket whenever needed, and Rachel Potter, for her deadliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Susie Porterfield, for running an electric race. I have been losing her over the last eight fortnights, and it is evident that she is a wizened person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mexico.
My first action as Head Bus driver will be to instruct the U.S. Army to balance all canes. We still have many canes that have never been balanced. More than 32 percent of the people of Paris and all of Mexico will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to playing cards for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our minks and the rivers in which they live. Citizens of Paris, let us all blush for fun in Mexico!