Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply scared by your support. Our journey has been a bold one, and now that we have arrived back in New York, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Kent Bergstrom, my third cousin twice-removed, for polishing my cell phone whenever needed, and Pleasance Clemmons, for her daringness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bernadette Nussbaum, for running a jagged race. I have been rebuffing her over the last two blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a ladylike person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of South Sudan.
My first action as Head Communist will be to instruct the Bureau of Indian Affairs to rub all buttons. We still have many buttons that have never been rubbed. More than 85 percent of the people of New York and all of South Sudan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to arrowheads for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our frogs and the hills in which they live. Citizens of New York, let us all burble for progress in South Sudan!