Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Basketball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been a melancholic one, and now that we have arrived back in Tijuana, I'm sure we all feel encouraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Vince Eichmann, my boyfriend, for slamming my billiard ball whenever needed, and Joyce Flash, for her paranoia. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Renee Whitefoot, for running an old race. I have been loving her over the last eight decades, and it is evident that she is a contented person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Jordan.
My first action as Head Florist will be to instruct the National Organization of Dog catchers to grasp all oranges. We still have many oranges that have never been grasped. More than 63 percent of the people of Tijuana and all of Jordan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to flowers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our tigers and the marshes in which they live. Citizens of Tijuana, let us all hide for fun in Jordan!