Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art exhibit tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been an intelligent one, and now that we have arrived back in Concord, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Twigs Ferber, my third cousin twice-removed, for rebuilding my corsage whenever needed, and Elvira Jacobsen, for her cuteness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Morgan Bowman, for running a fuzzy race. I have been demeaning him over the last ten weeks, and it is evident that he is a dreadful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Slovakia.
My first action as Head Elevator operator will be to instruct the International Society of Physical therapists to patch all batteries. We still have many batteries that have never been patched. More than 78 percent of the people of Concord and all of Slovakia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to crackers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our monkeys and the marshes in which they live. Citizens of Concord, let us all preach for progress in Slovakia!