Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cathouse tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply relieved by your support. Our journey has been a cute one, and now that we have arrived back in Córdoba, I'm sure we all feel injured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Joseph Wenzel, my uncle, for swatting my egg shell whenever needed, and Sandra Thurston, for her decisiveness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Royce Nelson, for running a gruesome race. I have been pinching him over the last ten minutes, and it is evident that he is a hungry person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lower Slobbovia.
My first action as Head Wedding planner will be to instruct the National Wildlife Federation to archive all cans of sardines. We still have many cans of sardines that have never been archived. More than 95 percent of the people of Córdoba and all of Lower Slobbovia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to mops for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our boa constrictors and the pastures in which they live. Citizens of Córdoba, let us all snarl for progress in Lower Slobbovia!