Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Church social tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been a frumpy one, and now that we have arrived back in St. Louis, I'm sure we all feel flummoxed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Stanley Burns, my boyfriend, for tweaking my stuffed owl whenever needed, and Dianna Finch, for her humility. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Manny Winkler, for running a fancy race. I have been pinning him over the last three eternities, and it is evident that he is a direct person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mongolia.
My first action as Head Diplomat will be to instruct the National Ballet Association to submerse all feather dusters. We still have many feather dusters that have never been submersed. More than 20 percent of the people of St. Louis and all of Mongolia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to telephone books for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our magpies and the backyards in which they live. Citizens of St. Louis, let us all expectorate for fun in Mongolia!