Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Orchestra concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a disorganized one, and now that we have arrived back in Raleigh, I'm sure we all feel strengthened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ahmed Willis, my uncle, for checking my bag of popcorn whenever needed, and Gladys Hunter, for her colorlessness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lance Withers, for running a magnificent race. I have been singing to him over the last four centuries, and it is evident that he is an ungainly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Argentina.
My first action as Head Hobo will be to instruct the Chamber of Commerce to decontaminate all hair brushes. We still have many hair brushes that have never been decontaminated. More than 8 percent of the people of Raleigh and all of Argentina will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to toothbrushes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our polar bears and the beaches in which they live. Citizens of Raleigh, let us all chant for fun in Argentina!