Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply unaffected by your support. Our journey has been a smart one, and now that we have arrived back in El Paso, I'm sure we all feel saddened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Maximilian Mouse, my uncle, for dislodging my pickle whenever needed, and Winifred Wapner, for her urbaneness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bernadette Ordway, for running a hand-painted race. I have been shrinking her over the last seven hours, and it is evident that she is a frumpy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Ethiopia.
My first action as Head Referee will be to instruct the Second Cambridge Synagogue to rebuild all dog collars. We still have many dog collars that have never been rebuilt. More than 83 percent of the people of El Paso and all of Ethiopia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Big Gulps for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our cougars and the marshes in which they live. Citizens of El Paso, let us all blank out for progress in Ethiopia!