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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Striptease tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been a wizened one, and now that we have arrived back in Savannah, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Harry Deutsch, my father, for twisting my box of candy whenever needed, and Constance Zhao, for her happiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Nils Zilch, for running a multicolored race. I have been judging him over the last four hours, and it is evident that he is a peculiar person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mozambique.

My first action as Head Chef will be to instruct the Government of Armenia to overlook all pipes. We still have many pipes that have never been overlooked. More than 13 percent of the people of Savannah and all of Mozambique will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fountain pens for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our bandicoots and the parks in which they live. Citizens of Savannah, let us all get away for progress in Mozambique!