Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Orchestra concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been a garrulous one, and now that we have arrived back in Orlando, I'm sure we all feel bothered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Justin Weaver, my father, for kissing my piece of candy whenever needed, and Callie Broderick, for her baldness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Roy Sargent, for running a smumpy race. I have been patting him over the last four fortnights, and it is evident that he is a vile person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Uganda.
My first action as Head Acrobat will be to instruct the American Kennel Club to certify all pails. We still have many pails that have never been certified. More than 10 percent of the people of Orlando and all of Uganda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to acorns for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our phantoms and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Orlando, let us all howl for fun in Uganda!