Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bar crawl tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply relieved by your support. Our journey has been a fierce one, and now that we have arrived back in Clodville, I'm sure we all feel bothered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Drover Collins, my third cousin twice-removed, for overlooking my thumb drive whenever needed, and Penny Feldman, for her sincerity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Clarisa Lawson, for running a greasy race. I have been calling the cops on her over the last two months, and it is evident that she is a distressed person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Jordan.
My first action as Head Disk jockey will be to instruct Friends of Wombats to shove all radios. We still have many radios that have never been shoved. More than 17 percent of the people of Clodville and all of Jordan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of fuzzy dice for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our finches and the islands in which they live. Citizens of Clodville, let us all drool for progress in Jordan!