Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been a cruel one, and now that we have arrived back in Omaha, I'm sure we all feel flabbergasted, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Richard Hale, my brother-in-law, for reconsidering my pink flamingo whenever needed, and Francie Selby, for her suaveness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Newt Hayashida, for running a magnificent race. I have been arresting him over the last five blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a self-assured person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kenya.
My first action as Head Builder will be to instruct the National Swimming Association to overlook all pairs of pliers. We still have many pairs of pliers that have never been overlooked. More than 15 percent of the people of Omaha and all of Kenya will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to horseshoes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our dromedaries and the housing developments in which they live. Citizens of Omaha, let us all show up for progress in Kenya!