Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cathouse tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a gregarious one, and now that we have arrived back in Tucson, I'm sure we all feel freaked out, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Mac Lott, my brother, for wiggling my tote bag whenever needed, and Jill Gray, for her craftiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Chuck Gunderson, for running a sophisticated race. I have been berating him over the last three years, and it is evident that he is a bizarre person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Israel.
My first action as Head Park ranger will be to instruct the U.S. Army to roll all toothbrushes. We still have many toothbrushes that have never been rolled. More than 49 percent of the people of Tucson and all of Israel will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pens for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our hippopotami and the islands in which they live. Citizens of Tucson, let us all snore for progress in Israel!