Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rock concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tired by your support. Our journey has been a haughty one, and now that we have arrived back in Memphis, I'm sure we all feel rattled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Henry Boyd, my uncle, for stabilizing my brush whenever needed, and Clara Osaka, for her rapaciousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Fanny Bede, for running a damp race. I have been satisfying her over the last ten seconds, and it is evident that she is a miniscule person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Rwanda.
My first action as Head Optician will be to instruct the National Football League to hook all blow torchs. We still have many blow torchs that have never been hooked. More than 87 percent of the people of Memphis and all of Rwanda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to sacks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our wolves and the bogs in which they live. Citizens of Memphis, let us all chuckle for progress in Rwanda!