Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Reggae festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply unaffected by your support. Our journey has been a witty one, and now that we have arrived back in Belfast, I'm sure we all feel annoyed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Danny Hamilton, my father, for slicing my cactus plant whenever needed, and Amanda Ansler, for her taciturnness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Studs Kraft, for running a funny race. I have been harassing him over the last two centuries, and it is evident that he is a noxious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bermuda.
My first action as Head Telephone operator will be to instruct the National Wildlife Federation to ruin all bells. We still have many bells that have never been ruined. More than 51 percent of the people of Belfast and all of Bermuda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to corsages for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our fawns and the outbacks in which they live. Citizens of Belfast, let us all throw up for progress in Bermuda!