Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Striptease tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply unaffected by your support. Our journey has been a grizzled one, and now that we have arrived back in Providence, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dax Bartholomew, my boyfriend, for hardening my saddle whenever needed, and Taylor Perkins, for her rudeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Louie Craven, for running a sophisticated race. I have been relying on him over the last two weeks, and it is evident that he is an emotional person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nepal.
My first action as Head Test pilot will be to instruct the Impossible Missions Force to refurbish all toilet seats. We still have many toilet seats that have never been refurbished. More than 59 percent of the people of Providence and all of Nepal will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Egyptian mummies for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our apes and the hills in which they live. Citizens of Providence, let us all sway for fun in Nepal!