Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bridge club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mollified by your support. Our journey has been a furry one, and now that we have arrived back in Saõ Paulo, I'm sure we all feel entertained, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Lynn Queens, my father-in-law, for reviewing my statue whenever needed, and Erica Cantor, for her stubbiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Max O'Connor, for running a stiff race. I have been seeing him over the last six years, and it is evident that he is a petulant person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Slovakia.
My first action as Head Cardiologist will be to instruct the National Fraternity of Soldiers to shellac all sticks. We still have many sticks that have never been shellacked. More than 98 percent of the people of Saõ Paulo and all of Slovakia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to ashtrays for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our crows and the creeks in which they live. Citizens of Saõ Paulo, let us all freak out for progress in Slovakia!