Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been an arrogant one, and now that we have arrived back in Taipei, I'm sure we all feel humbled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Oscar Speer, my uncle, for burning my doily whenever needed, and Patricia Krivosha, for her spindliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Helga Vernon, for running an original race. I have been stepping on her over the last eight fortnights, and it is evident that she is a homely person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of France.
My first action as Head Editor will be to instruct the International Society of Guitarists to engrave all candy bars. We still have many candy bars that have never been engraved. More than 47 percent of the people of Taipei and all of France will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to buckets for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our beavers and the villages in which they live. Citizens of Taipei, let us all whistle for fun in France!