Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cabaret tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mollified by your support. Our journey has been a haughty one, and now that we have arrived back in Dublin, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Kellen Emerson, my uncle, for annointing my billiard ball whenever needed, and Teresa Bilgewater, for her sanguineness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kelly Weston, for running a tiny race. I have been aggravating her over the last two centuries, and it is evident that she is a vivacious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Peru.
My first action as Head Accountant will be to instruct the National Fraternity of Surgeons to punch all forks. We still have many forks that have never been punched. More than 66 percent of the people of Dublin and all of Peru will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to saws for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our owls and the deserts in which they live. Citizens of Dublin, let us all frown for fun in Peru!