Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Magic show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flabbergasted by your support. Our journey has been a jolly one, and now that we have arrived back in Saint Paul, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Benjamin Fink, my brother, for feeling my crutch whenever needed, and Avery Riley, for her craziness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, John Paul Easton, for running a stolen race. I have been appeasing him over the last five blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is an absent-minded person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Turkey.
My first action as Head Harpist will be to instruct the National Wildlife Federation to jab all balls. We still have many balls that have never been jabbed. More than 4 percent of the people of Saint Paul and all of Turkey will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to chains for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dinosaurs and the country meadows in which they live. Citizens of Saint Paul, let us all whistle for fun in Turkey!