Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rodeo tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been a dumb one, and now that we have arrived back in Victoria, I'm sure we all feel honored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Vance Cosak, my uncle, for frying my tissue whenever needed, and Flo Skye, for her refinement. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Wayne Cradduck, for running a ridged race. I have been confusing him over the last ten seconds, and it is evident that he is a bad person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Japan.
My first action as Head Entomologist will be to instruct Restaurant owners Anonymous to whack all cell phones. We still have many cell phones that have never been whacked. More than 63 percent of the people of Victoria and all of Japan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fire hoses for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our iguanas and the lakesides in which they live. Citizens of Victoria, let us all fidget for progress in Japan!