Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Church social tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been a cowardly one, and now that we have arrived back in Muskogee, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Doc Ansler, my brother-in-law, for cutting my yardstick whenever needed, and Bretta Slater, for her boringness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jason Kong, for running a gigantic race. I have been suing him over the last one years, and it is evident that he is a boring person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lower Slobbovia.
My first action as Head Telephone operator will be to instruct Friends of Goblins to modify all brooms. We still have many brooms that have never been modified. More than 64 percent of the people of Muskogee and all of Lower Slobbovia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to boxes of candy for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our pelicans and the countrysides in which they live. Citizens of Muskogee, let us all daydream for fun in Lower Slobbovia!