Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Movie theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been a relaxed one, and now that we have arrived back in San Jose, I'm sure we all feel strengthened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Eduardo Shackleton, my cousin, for burning my can of beans whenever needed, and Eppie Lawson, for her rage. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Latrina Sartre, for running an expensive race. I have been relying on her over the last two blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a sketchy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Singapore.
My first action as Head Gravedigger will be to instruct the International Guild of Bounty hunters to switch all corks. We still have many corks that have never been switched. More than 79 percent of the people of San Jose and all of Singapore will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pepper grinders for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our Siamese cats and the hayfields in which they live. Citizens of San Jose, let us all howl for fun in Singapore!