Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Comedy club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply honored by your support. Our journey has been a dark one, and now that we have arrived back in Gilbert, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Kenny Roman, my brother-in-law, for developing my plaque whenever needed, and Tina Briggs, for her fiendishness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, May MacKenzie, for running a wooden race. I have been double-crossing her over the last one centuries, and it is evident that she is a sinister person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Chile.
My first action as Head Curmudgeon will be to instruct the Fire Department to taste all pinwheels. We still have many pinwheels that have never been tasted. More than 20 percent of the people of Gilbert and all of Chile will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to vacuum cleaners for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our swans and the cornfields in which they live. Citizens of Gilbert, let us all roll for fun in Chile!