Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Restaurant tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a maniacal one, and now that we have arrived back in Topeka, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jacob Ackerman, my brother, for dusting my tube of toothpaste whenever needed, and Elena Holt, for her suaveness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Brad Spangler, for running a big race. I have been quarreling with him over the last six years, and it is evident that he is a phlegmatic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cameroon.
My first action as Head Tutor will be to instruct the ASPCA to develop all contracts. We still have many contracts that have never been developed. More than 88 percent of the people of Topeka and all of Cameroon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paper clips for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our yaks and the oases in which they live. Citizens of Topeka, let us all swoon for progress in Cameroon!