Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cathouse tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply irritated by your support. Our journey has been an amiable one, and now that we have arrived back in Bismark, I'm sure we all feel mortified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank William Downey, my cousin, for repositioning my model airplane whenever needed, and Lynette Sales, for her baldness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Vanessa Doe, for running a bizarre race. I have been quieting her over the last eight eternities, and it is evident that she is a humble person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Israel.
My first action as Head Jailer will be to instruct the National Association of Coroners to slam all kites. We still have many kites that have never been slammed. More than 59 percent of the people of Bismark and all of Israel will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to ironing boards for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our roosters and the battlefields in which they live. Citizens of Bismark, let us all bounce for fun in Israel!