Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art exhibit tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply assuaged by your support. Our journey has been an ungainly one, and now that we have arrived back in Orlando, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Josh Tannenbaum, my boyfriend, for maintaining my diary whenever needed, and Valerie Garston, for her curiosity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Grace Dalton, for running a plastic race. I have been demeaning her over the last six minutes, and it is evident that she is a sweet person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Algeria.
My first action as Head Reporter will be to instruct the Police Department to bless all joints. We still have many joints that have never been blessed. More than 52 percent of the people of Orlando and all of Algeria will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pumpkins for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our bison and the beaches in which they live. Citizens of Orlando, let us all play for fun in Algeria!