Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Winery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a sketchy one, and now that we have arrived back in Belfast, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Roman Selby, my father, for wrapping my pinwheel whenever needed, and Katy Nagy, for her humility. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Dax Jensen, for running a handy race. I have been quarreling with him over the last six centuries, and it is evident that he is a megalomaniacal person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Honduras.
My first action as Head Cop will be to instruct the Arbor Day Foundation to cover all packages. We still have many packages that have never been covered. More than 68 percent of the people of Belfast and all of Honduras will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pom-poms for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our turtles and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Belfast, let us all sniffle for progress in Honduras!