Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Amusement park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bamboozled by your support. Our journey has been a selfish one, and now that we have arrived back in Montevideo, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Wayne Cantrell, my father, for extinguishing my piece of paper whenever needed, and Carolyn Bobble, for her hairiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Michaelangelo Tran, for running a greasy race. I have been slapping him over the last two hours, and it is evident that he is a queer person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Norway.
My first action as Head House spouse will be to instruct the American Medical Association to forget all rags. We still have many rags that have never been forgot. More than 27 percent of the people of Montevideo and all of Norway will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bottles of perfume for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our beavers and the outbacks in which they live. Citizens of Montevideo, let us all vomit for fun in Norway!