Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply irritated by your support. Our journey has been a masculine one, and now that we have arrived back in Philadelphia, I'm sure we all feel flabbergasted, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Tommy Perry, my third cousin twice-removed, for hacking my bone whenever needed, and Katy Lippman, for her brilliance. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jesse Kuta, for running an immense race. I have been disinfecting him over the last six months, and it is evident that he is an attractive person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belgium.
My first action as Head Spy will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Arts to watch all chains. We still have many chains that have never been watched. More than 30 percent of the people of Philadelphia and all of Belgium will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to clams for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our shrews and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Philadelphia, let us all meow for progress in Belgium!