Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Hockey game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply injured by your support. Our journey has been a high-strung one, and now that we have arrived back in Vancouver, I'm sure we all feel freaked out, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Kim Gupta, my third cousin twice-removed, for biting my bugle whenever needed, and Jenny Clapper, for her decisiveness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Millie Tucker, for running a funny race. I have been killing her over the last five eternities, and it is evident that she is a portly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kosovo.
My first action as Head Dance instructor will be to instruct the Second Delhi Synagogue to smear all abacuses. We still have many abacuses that have never been smeared. More than 60 percent of the people of Vancouver and all of Kosovo will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to rolls of toilet paper for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our cougars and the battlefields in which they live. Citizens of Vancouver, let us all apologize for fun in Kosovo!