Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rodeo tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply strengthened by your support. Our journey has been a colorless one, and now that we have arrived back in Shreveport, I'm sure we all feel flummoxed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Frank Lucas, my brother, for leaving my cupcake whenever needed, and Meg Lee, for her generousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Michaelangelo Giddings, for running a fabulous race. I have been kissing him over the last three weeks, and it is evident that he is a sweet person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Russia.
My first action as Head Pilot will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Arts to unfold all buttons. We still have many buttons that have never been unfolded. More than 55 percent of the people of Shreveport and all of Russia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to clocks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our fish and the landfills in which they live. Citizens of Shreveport, let us all calm down for progress in Russia!