Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Scrapbooking party tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply honored by your support. Our journey has been a melancholic one, and now that we have arrived back in Overland Park, I'm sure we all feel appalled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Anatoly Manley, my brother-in-law, for pruning my doily whenever needed, and Ellen Biggs, for her pride. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kylie Bishop, for running a gleaming race. I have been blocking her over the last four eternities, and it is evident that she is an unruffled person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Rwanda.
My first action as Head Maid will be to instruct the Pumas Auxiliary to pick all towels. We still have many towels that have never been picked. More than 10 percent of the people of Overland Park and all of Rwanda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cans of sardines for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our orangutans and the peninsulas in which they live. Citizens of Overland Park, let us all get away for fun in Rwanda!