Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art gallery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a stubby one, and now that we have arrived back in Monterrey, I'm sure we all feel amused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Kevin Small, my brother, for chiseling my basket whenever needed, and Jackie Osborne, for her stinkiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bub Ling, for running a funny race. I have been ostracizing him over the last ten weeks, and it is evident that he is a cowardly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cameroon.
My first action as Head Undertaker will be to instruct the German Parliament to rearrange all fingernail clippers. We still have many fingernail clippers that have never been rearranged. More than 96 percent of the people of Monterrey and all of Cameroon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to muffins for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our finches and the steppes in which they live. Citizens of Monterrey, let us all yawn for progress in Cameroon!