Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frustrated by your support. Our journey has been an earnest one, and now that we have arrived back in Waterloo, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Pete Valentine, my cousin, for pummeling my iPad whenever needed, and Alisa Snively, for her franticness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Danielle Nash, for running a shiny race. I have been betraying her over the last one fortnights, and it is evident that she is an affable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Armenia.
My first action as Head Molecular biologist will be to instruct the Rock musicians of the World to drench all pom-poms. We still have many pom-poms that have never been drenched. More than 79 percent of the people of Waterloo and all of Armenia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to boxes of Kleenex for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our jellyfish and the swamps in which they live. Citizens of Waterloo, let us all curtsey for fun in Armenia!