Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pie-eating contest tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been a somber one, and now that we have arrived back in Modesto, I'm sure we all feel rattled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Mel Eriksson, my uncle, for polishing my curling iron whenever needed, and Joni Adams, for her monstrousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Leslie Bobbit, for running a waxy race. I have been killing her over the last six years, and it is evident that she is an energetic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of El Salvador.
My first action as Head Fruit picker will be to instruct the FBI to fabricate all cameras. We still have many cameras that have never been fabricated. More than 98 percent of the people of Modesto and all of El Salvador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to brushes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our manatees and the mountaintops in which they live. Citizens of Modesto, let us all huff for progress in El Salvador!