Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Carnival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply amused by your support. Our journey has been a puzzled one, and now that we have arrived back in Monterrey, I'm sure we all feel encouraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Alton Draney, my father-in-law, for trimming my horseshoe whenever needed, and Iris Zwiebel, for her sociability. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Vilmer Fancypants, for running a disgusting race. I have been tormenting him over the last three lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a decisive person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Botswana.
My first action as Head Attorney will be to instruct a local elementary school to switch all flags. We still have many flags that have never been switched. More than 37 percent of the people of Monterrey and all of Botswana will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paper bags for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our swans and the crime scenes in which they live. Citizens of Monterrey, let us all come along for progress in Botswana!