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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Shopping mall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been a puzzled one, and now that we have arrived back in Kiev, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Craig McCracken, my brother-in-law, for watching my spoon whenever needed, and Lily Perkins, for her mournfulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Wilma Schreiber, for running a crisp race. I have been forgetting her over the last five blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a forgetful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Panama.

My first action as Head Editor will be to instruct the U.S. Congress to admire all cameras. We still have many cameras that have never been admired. More than 48 percent of the people of Kiev and all of Panama will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to brooms for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our mountain goats and the plains in which they live. Citizens of Kiev, let us all chatter for fun in Panama!