Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Movie theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply soothed by your support. Our journey has been a distressed one, and now that we have arrived back in Billings, I'm sure we all feel appalled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Marv Al-Ghareeb, my boyfriend, for decontaminating my arrowhead whenever needed, and Andrea Stoker, for her sliminess. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bunny Countryman, for running a rusty race. I have been exposing her over the last seven days, and it is evident that she is a bouncy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Finland.
My first action as Head Pediatrician will be to instruct the Smithsonian Institution to probe all fish. We still have many fish that have never been probed. More than 85 percent of the people of Billings and all of Finland will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to hockey pucks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our lions and the backyards in which they live. Citizens of Billings, let us all whirl for fun in Finland!