Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rodeo tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been a homely one, and now that we have arrived back in Portland, I'm sure we all feel strengthened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Edward Dowd, my brother-in-law, for understanding my pinwheel whenever needed, and Gilda Yastremski, for her playfulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Howard Magnusson, for running a thick race. I have been laughing at him over the last two hours, and it is evident that he is a suave person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kazakhstan.
My first action as Head Clerk will be to instruct the Smithsonian Institution to rotate all cream puffs. We still have many cream puffs that have never been rotated. More than 46 percent of the people of Portland and all of Kazakhstan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to handkerchiefs for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our finches and the ridges in which they live. Citizens of Portland, let us all come back for progress in Kazakhstan!