Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Orchestra concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply irritated by your support. Our journey has been a bald one, and now that we have arrived back in Perth Amboy, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jim Bowman, my father, for dragging my hair dryer whenever needed, and Peg Robinson, for her pride. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Harriet Barrett, for running a curved race. I have been getting to know her over the last one fortnights, and it is evident that she is a mournful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of New Zealand.
My first action as Head Cellist will be to instruct the Smithsonian Institution to drag all purses. We still have many purses that have never been dragged. More than 34 percent of the people of Perth Amboy and all of New Zealand will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to potatoes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our Siamese cats and the backyards in which they live. Citizens of Perth Amboy, let us all yell for fun in New Zealand!