Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Quilting bee tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flabbergasted by your support. Our journey has been a heavyset one, and now that we have arrived back in Cleveland, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jordan Emery, my third cousin twice-removed, for staining my clock whenever needed, and Jacqueline Ford, for her haggardness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Chris Gagné, for running a sophisticated race. I have been examining her over the last ten decades, and it is evident that she is an obese person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of South Africa.
My first action as Head Rock musician will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Arts to plasticize all suitcases. We still have many suitcases that have never been plasticized. More than 40 percent of the people of Cleveland and all of South Africa will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paper bags for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our bison and the rainforests in which they live. Citizens of Cleveland, let us all squeal for progress in South Africa!