Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Jazz club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply embarrassed by your support. Our journey has been a lethargic one, and now that we have arrived back in Saint Paul, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jesus Chopra, my father-in-law, for losing my pillow whenever needed, and Ruby Nabokov, for her daringness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Reynaldo Gomez, for running a jagged race. I have been considering him over the last seven centuries, and it is evident that he is a zany person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Ireland.
My first action as Head Mediator will be to instruct the Clipboard Collectors Club to tweak all hammers. We still have many hammers that have never been tweaked. More than 16 percent of the people of Saint Paul and all of Ireland will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to notepads for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our roosters and the dumpsters in which they live. Citizens of Saint Paul, let us all barf for progress in Ireland!