Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a calm one, and now that we have arrived back in Denton, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Hugo Scoville, my third cousin twice-removed, for beating my pair of binoculars whenever needed, and Audra Snively, for her sloppiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Petunia Ramirez, for running a crude race. I have been betraying her over the last seven days, and it is evident that she is a gentle person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Namibia.
My first action as Head Test pilot will be to instruct the U.S. Senate to rock all pairs of headphones. We still have many pairs of headphones that have never been rocked. More than 63 percent of the people of Denton and all of Namibia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to candy bars for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our rattlesnakes and the countrysides in which they live. Citizens of Denton, let us all crouch for progress in Namibia!