Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Magic show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been a bellicose one, and now that we have arrived back in Portland, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Carl Vintner, my third cousin twice-removed, for compressing my chart whenever needed, and Mary Lou Zimmer, for her mournfulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Priscilla Edwards, for running a weird race. I have been writing her over the last two days, and it is evident that she is a mindless person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Israel.
My first action as Head Beekeeper will be to instruct the Smithsonian Institution to clean all corks. We still have many corks that have never been cleaned. More than 15 percent of the people of Portland and all of Israel will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to wastebaskets for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our porcupines and the ranges in which they live. Citizens of Portland, let us all blink for fun in Israel!