Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Basketball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been a ladylike one, and now that we have arrived back in Kabul, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Donnie Bob Greybottom, my boyfriend, for reviewing my bird cage whenever needed, and Doris Schmutzig, for her anemia. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ida Ott, for running an old race. I have been punishing her over the last one hours, and it is evident that she is a young person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Uganda.
My first action as Head Prisoner will be to instruct the Arbor Day Foundation to re-evaluate all urns. We still have many urns that have never been re-evaluated. More than 87 percent of the people of Kabul and all of Uganda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bicycles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our seals and the backyards in which they live. Citizens of Kabul, let us all pass out for fun in Uganda!