Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply rattled by your support. Our journey has been a difficult one, and now that we have arrived back in Syracuse, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Roscoe Stevenson, my father-in-law, for staining my barbell whenever needed, and Matilda Suskind, for her sloppiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Olga Khanh, for running a rough race. I have been embarrassing her over the last ten decades, and it is evident that she is a generous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bangladesh.
My first action as Head Scout will be to instruct the Church of God to rattle all stuffed kittens. We still have many stuffed kittens that have never been rattled. More than 13 percent of the people of Syracuse and all of Bangladesh will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bananas for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our cougars and the bogs in which they live. Citizens of Syracuse, let us all fret for fun in Bangladesh!