Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Exercise club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply scared by your support. Our journey has been a selfish one, and now that we have arrived back in San Bernardino, I'm sure we all feel annoyed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Karl Fulton, my uncle, for rotating my candy cane whenever needed, and Elise Mars, for her stinkiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Fifi Boodler, for running a jagged race. I have been going out with her over the last five days, and it is evident that she is a crafty person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Argentina.
My first action as Head Quilter will be to instruct the National Organization of Astronomers to control all yo-yos. We still have many yo-yos that have never been controlled. More than 5 percent of the people of San Bernardino and all of Argentina will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to magnets for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our cobras and the cliffs in which they live. Citizens of San Bernardino, let us all come back for fun in Argentina!