Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Basketball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been an excitable one, and now that we have arrived back in Cincinnati, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Muerto Wolfe, my father, for trimming my cage whenever needed, and Patricia Dewey, for her dapperness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kathryn Durand, for running a gruesome race. I have been baffling her over the last four days, and it is evident that she is a sociable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of England.
My first action as Head Home executive will be to instruct the International Brotherhood of Mechanics to close all Happy Meals. We still have many Happy Meals that have never been closed. More than 53 percent of the people of Cincinnati and all of England will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to backpacks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our crabs and the lagoons in which they live. Citizens of Cincinnati, let us all burp for fun in England!