Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cabaret tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a powerful one, and now that we have arrived back in Saint Louis, I'm sure we all feel encouraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Sig Hastings, my third cousin twice-removed, for breaking my microphone whenever needed, and Harriet Tuttle, for her cockiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Royce Keene, for running a valuable race. I have been aweing him over the last two eternities, and it is evident that he is a direct person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Slovakia.
My first action as Head Groundskeeper will be to instruct Alcoholics Anonymous to flush all bagpipes. We still have many bagpipes that have never been flushed. More than 68 percent of the people of Saint Louis and all of Slovakia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bats for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our hogs and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Saint Louis, let us all scratch for fun in Slovakia!