Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art exhibit tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply aroused by your support. Our journey has been a freakish one, and now that we have arrived back in Jackson, I'm sure we all feel dishonored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Eubie Jiménez, my father-in-law, for smashing my teapot whenever needed, and Leonie Hale, for her bubbliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lauren Palensky, for running a dry race. I have been banishing her over the last one years, and it is evident that she is a gregarious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belgium.
My first action as Head Undercover agent will be to instruct the Police Department to roll all bags of potato chips. We still have many bags of potato chips that have never been rolled. More than 33 percent of the people of Jackson and all of Belgium will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pails for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our grasshoppers and the country meadows in which they live. Citizens of Jackson, let us all jerk for fun in Belgium!