Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Turkish bath tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flabbergasted by your support. Our journey has been a garrulous one, and now that we have arrived back in New Delhi, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dennis Ortmann, my father-in-law, for wiping my computer whenever needed, and Jeri Sewell, for her rudeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Luann Snyder, for running a sleek race. I have been recoiling from her over the last nine minutes, and it is evident that she is a thoughtful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Ecuador.
My first action as Head Errand runner will be to instruct the Jehovah's Witness Society to reinforce all feathers. We still have many feathers that have never been reinforced. More than 92 percent of the people of New Delhi and all of Ecuador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pain pills for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our puppies and the ponds in which they live. Citizens of New Delhi, let us all yelp for fun in Ecuador!