Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply aroused by your support. Our journey has been a ladylike one, and now that we have arrived back in Syracuse, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Sean Kaiser, my brother-in-law, for whacking my soccer ball whenever needed, and Nellie Pimsleur, for her urbaneness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Mario Franz, for running a coarse race. I have been betraying him over the last two decades, and it is evident that he is a decisive person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mongolia.
My first action as Head Infantryman will be to instruct the Suitcase Collectors Club to seal all bouquets. We still have many bouquets that have never been sealed. More than 3 percent of the people of Syracuse and all of Mongolia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bowls for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ladybugs and the rainforests in which they live. Citizens of Syracuse, let us all laugh for progress in Mongolia!