Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Amusement park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a brash one, and now that we have arrived back in Miami, I'm sure we all feel nonplussed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Sebastian Fosbury, my brother-in-law, for re-evaluating my paper towel whenever needed, and Stella Radcliffe, for her dowdiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Blanca Stevens, for running a spongy race. I have been needling her over the last one lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a clever person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Somalia.
My first action as Head Carpenter will be to instruct the Interpreters Club to score all oriental vases. We still have many oriental vases that have never been scored. More than 91 percent of the people of Miami and all of Somalia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to forks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our quails and the gardens in which they live. Citizens of Miami, let us all dress up for fun in Somalia!