Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Jazz club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply scared by your support. Our journey has been a sarcastic one, and now that we have arrived back in Lexington, I'm sure we all feel bored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Mark Hook, my brother, for boiling my stack of papers whenever needed, and Maybie Oglesby, for her lankiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Michaela Barry, for running a new race. I have been leading her over the last four days, and it is evident that she is a miniscule person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Afghanistan.
My first action as Head House spouse will be to instruct the Laotian Parliament to leave all bowling balls. We still have many bowling balls that have never been left. More than 45 percent of the people of Lexington and all of Afghanistan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to boomerangs for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our opossums and the forests in which they live. Citizens of Lexington, let us all wail for fun in Afghanistan!