Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Archery club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been an ungainly one, and now that we have arrived back in Managua, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Craig Grover, my father-in-law, for plucking my spittoon whenever needed, and Isabella Okara, for her bigness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lucas Cole, for running a polished race. I have been fooling him over the last six blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a gentle person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Tibet.
My first action as Head Criminal will be to instruct the Fraternal Order of Partridges to fortify all buckets. We still have many buckets that have never been fortified. More than 5 percent of the people of Managua and all of Tibet will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags of potato chips for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our opossums and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Managua, let us all preach for fun in Tibet!