Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Turkish bath tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been a decent one, and now that we have arrived back in Laredo, I'm sure we all feel displeased, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Paul Sterling, my uncle, for inflating my cupcake whenever needed, and Hazel Wibbles, for her ambition. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Noel Gomez, for running an ornate race. I have been quarreling with him over the last seven decades, and it is evident that he is an obnoxious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kuwait.
My first action as Head Aeronautical engineer will be to instruct the Arbor Day Foundation to balance all rocks. We still have many rocks that have never been balanced. More than 83 percent of the people of Laredo and all of Kuwait will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to elephant tusks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our elk and the moonscapes in which they live. Citizens of Laredo, let us all bawl for progress in Kuwait!