Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Blues club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a drowsy one, and now that we have arrived back in Brussels, I'm sure we all feel saddened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Elijah Boudreaux, my brother, for blaming my can of beer whenever needed, and Briget Champion, for her frumpiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kirby Backus, for running an original race. I have been trying to control him over the last eight days, and it is evident that he is a stubby person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nicaragua.
My first action as Head Gardener will be to instruct the National Rifle Association to cut all calling cards. We still have many calling cards that have never been cut. More than 75 percent of the people of Brussels and all of Nicaragua will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pigeons for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our cougars and the plateaus in which they live. Citizens of Brussels, let us all scribble for progress in Nicaragua!