Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply rattled by your support. Our journey has been a dismal one, and now that we have arrived back in Chula Vista, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jude Stoker, my uncle, for hanging my brochure whenever needed, and Briget Frizzlewump, for her wariness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sandra Smith, for running a small race. I have been chatting with her over the last eight days, and it is evident that she is a fiendish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cameroon.
My first action as Head Contractor will be to instruct the National Wildlife Federation to rub all cowbells. We still have many cowbells that have never been rubbed. More than 74 percent of the people of Chula Vista and all of Cameroon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to stopwatches for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our sharks and the seacoasts in which they live. Citizens of Chula Vista, let us all scratch for fun in Cameroon!