Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Scrapbooking party tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bewildered by your support. Our journey has been a cunning one, and now that we have arrived back in Addis Ababa, I'm sure we all feel bored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Rufus Crawford, my cousin, for seizing my peanut whenever needed, and Ophelia Mallory, for her sweetness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Broderick Sokoloff, for running a crooked race. I have been kissing him over the last two minutes, and it is evident that he is a sensible person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mozambique.
My first action as Head Scam artist will be to instruct the National Wildlife Federation to bend all dollhouses. We still have many dollhouses that have never been bent. More than 64 percent of the people of Addis Ababa and all of Mozambique will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bird feeders for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our prairie dogs and the velds in which they live. Citizens of Addis Ababa, let us all snuffle for progress in Mozambique!