Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frustrated by your support. Our journey has been a bold one, and now that we have arrived back in Buffalo, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Michael Baker, my father-in-law, for comprehending my iPhone whenever needed, and Jeanette Weiner, for her evilness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kelly Knopf, for running a hand-carved race. I have been sneering at her over the last two weeks, and it is evident that she is a poised person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lithuania.
My first action as Head Tutor will be to instruct the Slovakian Parliament to stitch all amulets. We still have many amulets that have never been stitched. More than 37 percent of the people of Buffalo and all of Lithuania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to boxes of candy for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our sheep and the villages in which they live. Citizens of Buffalo, let us all squeal for progress in Lithuania!