Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Movie theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mortified by your support. Our journey has been a conscientious one, and now that we have arrived back in Charleston, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Owen Akiyama, my third cousin twice-removed, for managing my mirror whenever needed, and Wanda Greenshields, for her intrepidness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Antonia Seagram, for running a slimy race. I have been disparaging her over the last two eternities, and it is evident that she is a bouncy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Honduras.
My first action as Head Talk-show host will be to instruct the U.S. Embassy to study all baseball bats. We still have many baseball bats that have never been studied. More than 62 percent of the people of Charleston and all of Honduras will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to computers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our hogs and the creeks in which they live. Citizens of Charleston, let us all get upset for fun in Honduras!