Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Political rally tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply irritated by your support. Our journey has been a refined one, and now that we have arrived back in Porto Alegre, I'm sure we all feel mortified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Kenneth Cantada, my uncle, for liquifying my pair of scissors whenever needed, and Fran Weber, for her timidity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Harold Sandhu, for running a synthetic race. I have been arresting him over the last nine eternities, and it is evident that he is a gregarious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Sandwich Islands.
My first action as Head Ice skater will be to instruct the Jehovah's Witness Society to decorate all paper clips. We still have many paper clips that have never been decorated. More than 4 percent of the people of Porto Alegre and all of The Sandwich Islands will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to etchings for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our jellyfish and the ridges in which they live. Citizens of Porto Alegre, let us all type for fun in The Sandwich Islands!