Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Reggae festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been an earnest one, and now that we have arrived back in Hollywood, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Francisco Trott, my father-in-law, for shrinking my iPad whenever needed, and Hephzibah Jiménez, for her bigness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Macon Stringer, for running a hand-painted race. I have been tattling on him over the last one days, and it is evident that he is an ambitious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Korea.
My first action as Head Newscaster will be to instruct the American Kennel Club to pull all staplers. We still have many staplers that have never been pulled. More than 34 percent of the people of Hollywood and all of Korea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to ironing boards for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our jellyfish and the streams in which they live. Citizens of Hollywood, let us all look angry for fun in Korea!