Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been a resolute one, and now that we have arrived back in Tallahassee, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Frankie Clemmons, my third cousin twice-removed, for clamping my lollipop whenever needed, and Liz Burke, for her bizarreness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Draco Cannon, for running an archaic race. I have been imitating him over the last five months, and it is evident that he is an affable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Venezuela.
My first action as Head Filmmaker will be to instruct the International Society of Advertising agents to dress all duffel bags. We still have many duffel bags that have never been dressed. More than 62 percent of the people of Tallahassee and all of Venezuela will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags of potato chips for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our geese and the paths in which they live. Citizens of Tallahassee, let us all daydream for progress in Venezuela!