Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Jazz club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been a dapper one, and now that we have arrived back in Jacksonville, I'm sure we all feel unaffected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Max Frank, my father-in-law, for bleaching my can of shaving cream whenever needed, and Ava Lewis, for her relaxation. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Eldon Green, for running a nifty race. I have been stumping him over the last eight lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a spindly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Spain.
My first action as Head Quilter will be to instruct the International Society of Clockmakers to photograph all amulets. We still have many amulets that have never been photographed. More than 59 percent of the people of Jacksonville and all of Spain will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bowling balls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our mules and the peninsulas in which they live. Citizens of Jacksonville, let us all fret for fun in Spain!