Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Opium den tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been a fearless one, and now that we have arrived back in Rockford, I'm sure we all feel affected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Gabe Zwiebel, my cousin, for chiseling my bedpan whenever needed, and Delores Murphy, for her dementedness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Rover Cunningham, for running an odd race. I have been bonding with him over the last three months, and it is evident that he is a masculine person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mongolia.
My first action as Head Criminal will be to instruct the National Wildlife Federation to annoint all corncobs. We still have many corncobs that have never been annointed. More than 52 percent of the people of Rockford and all of Mongolia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bedpans for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our dinosaurs and the badlands areas in which they live. Citizens of Rockford, let us all look dumb for progress in Mongolia!