Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bluegrass festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply entertained by your support. Our journey has been a generous one, and now that we have arrived back in Krakow, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Josh Ivanov, my uncle, for soaking my stick whenever needed, and Edith Flanagan, for her refinement. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Marya Plummer, for running a polished race. I have been glaring at her over the last ten lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a confident person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of China.
My first action as Head Bookkeeper will be to instruct Nebraska State University to expose all pieces of candy. We still have many pieces of candy that have never been exposed. More than 54 percent of the people of Krakow and all of China will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of pliers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our asses and the cornfields in which they live. Citizens of Krakow, let us all adjust for progress in China!