Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art exhibit tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been a fuzzy one, and now that we have arrived back in Bologna, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jackson Sitting Bird, my brother-in-law, for spinning my photograph whenever needed, and Camille Goodman, for her politeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Eddie Page, for running a stuffed race. I have been burying him over the last four decades, and it is evident that he is an articulate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Philippines.
My first action as Head Fireman will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Arts to cut all pairs of binoculars. We still have many pairs of binoculars that have never been cut. More than 66 percent of the people of Bologna and all of The Philippines will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to brochures for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our crocodiles and the grassy knolls in which they live. Citizens of Bologna, let us all barf for progress in The Philippines!