Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Hockey game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply honored by your support. Our journey has been a garrulous one, and now that we have arrived back in Tunis, I'm sure we all feel annoyed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank George Nolan, my uncle, for grabbing my elephant tusk whenever needed, and Gail Winchester, for her moodiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Greta Wibbles, for running a clean race. I have been neglecting her over the last three hours, and it is evident that she is a wily person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nigeria.
My first action as Head Surgeon will be to instruct the U.S. Congress to crush all plaques. We still have many plaques that have never been crushed. More than 29 percent of the people of Tunis and all of Nigeria will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to daisies for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our anteaters and the landfills in which they live. Citizens of Tunis, let us all beg for progress in Nigeria!