Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been a wicked one, and now that we have arrived back in Shanghai, I'm sure we all feel mortified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Papa Badwell, my third cousin twice-removed, for labeling my spoon whenever needed, and Cheryl Corona, for her decency. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Stephanie Walla, for running a loose race. I have been thinking about her over the last four hours, and it is evident that she is an amiable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Singapore.
My first action as Head Butcher will be to instruct the Smithsonian Institution to grapple all pens. We still have many pens that have never been grappled. More than 85 percent of the people of Shanghai and all of Singapore will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to helmets for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our jaguars and the mountaintops in which they live. Citizens of Shanghai, let us all fret for fun in Singapore!