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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ballet tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flummoxed by your support. Our journey has been a phlegmatic one, and now that we have arrived back in Oklahoma City, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Royce Yastremski, my father-in-law, for prohibiting my pair of pliers whenever needed, and Linda Ali, for her agility. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Oksana Snyder, for running a burned race. I have been having a talk with her over the last three decades, and it is evident that she is an annoying person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of South Africa.

My first action as Head Cheesemaker will be to instruct the National Organization of Radio announcers to attack all dishes. We still have many dishes that have never been attacked. More than 32 percent of the people of Oklahoma City and all of South Africa will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to business cards for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our dragons and the dumps in which they live. Citizens of Oklahoma City, let us all hide for progress in South Africa!