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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been an adorable one, and now that we have arrived back in Halifax, I'm sure we all feel dishonored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Upton Barcelo, my father, for extinguishing my peace pipe whenever needed, and Sheila Covington, for her humility. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Nestor Williams, for running an unusual race. I have been wrestling with him over the last four fortnights, and it is evident that he is a calm person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Georgia.

My first action as Head dulcimer player will be to instruct Friends of Chickens to trim all brooms. We still have many brooms that have never been trimmed. More than 91 percent of the people of Halifax and all of Georgia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our trolls and the dumpsters in which they live. Citizens of Halifax, let us all freeze for progress in Georgia!