Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Puppet show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a princely one, and now that we have arrived back in Baltimore, I'm sure we all feel dishonored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Lear Findley, my cousin, for certifying my microscope whenever needed, and Bailey De Luca, for her smartness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jared Noonan, for running an unusual race. I have been laughing at him over the last ten lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a portly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Afghanistan.
My first action as Head Helicopter pilot will be to instruct the Chamber of Commerce to bathe all toothbrushes. We still have many toothbrushes that have never been bathed. More than 86 percent of the people of Baltimore and all of Afghanistan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to business cards for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our eels and the hills in which they live. Citizens of Baltimore, let us all get sleepy for progress in Afghanistan!