Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pie-eating contest tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply amused by your support. Our journey has been a homely one, and now that we have arrived back in Taiwan, I'm sure we all feel relieved, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Peter Beach, my third cousin twice-removed, for whirling my arrowhead whenever needed, and Doris Oglesby, for her muddledness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Waldo Agnew, for running an art deco race. I have been wrestling with him over the last eight eternities, and it is evident that he is a sober person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kazakhstan.
My first action as Head Monk will be to instruct the Lutheran Church to lose all brooms. We still have many brooms that have never been lost. More than 43 percent of the people of Taiwan and all of Kazakhstan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cookies for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our musk-oxen and the bogs in which they live. Citizens of Taiwan, let us all run away for fun in Kazakhstan!