Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Political rally tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply humbled by your support. Our journey has been an arrogant one, and now that we have arrived back in Havana, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Reynaldo Custer, my father, for shredding my ashtray whenever needed, and So-Yeng Nurbabayev, for her friendliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Edmond Melville, for running a frilly race. I have been covering him over the last nine eternities, and it is evident that he is a crazy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cameroon.
My first action as Head Farmer will be to instruct the National Rifle Association to brush all maps. We still have many maps that have never been brushed. More than 57 percent of the people of Havana and all of Cameroon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to jars of olives for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our mules and the fields in which they live. Citizens of Havana, let us all sniff for progress in Cameroon!