Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been a frantic one, and now that we have arrived back in Richmond, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Gus Lindgren, my cousin, for dressing my clothespin whenever needed, and Candy Smirnov, for her cruelty. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ursula Barcelo, for running a crusty race. I have been indoctrinating her over the last three eternities, and it is evident that she is a silly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Albania.
My first action as Head Wrestler will be to instruct the Mormon Church to whip all pink flamingoes. We still have many pink flamingoes that have never been whipped. More than 16 percent of the people of Richmond and all of Albania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to charts for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our donkeys and the gullies in which they live. Citizens of Richmond, let us all purr for progress in Albania!