Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rodeo tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply encouraged by your support. Our journey has been a wary one, and now that we have arrived back in Miami, I'm sure we all feel injured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dakota Fish, my father-in-law, for decorating my biscuit whenever needed, and Marissa Chandler, for her masculinity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Brandon Plummer, for running a fluffy race. I have been blinking at him over the last eight lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a brave person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Senegal.
My first action as Head Folk singer will be to instruct Alcoholics Anonymous to watch all coupons. We still have many coupons that have never been watched. More than 94 percent of the people of Miami and all of Senegal will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cowbells for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our asses and the badlands areas in which they live. Citizens of Miami, let us all cheer for fun in Senegal!