Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Amusement park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply injured by your support. Our journey has been a weary one, and now that we have arrived back in Minneapolis, I'm sure we all feel amused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Calvin Potatohead, my brother-in-law, for gold plating my chair whenever needed, and Shandra Arnold, for her happiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Annalouise Wells, for running an autographed race. I have been sneering at her over the last four months, and it is evident that she is a tall person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Slovakia.
My first action as Head Photographer will be to instruct the Church of Saint Kurt to gold plate all cigars. We still have many cigars that have never been gold plated. More than 74 percent of the people of Minneapolis and all of Slovakia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to tops for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our teddy bears and the caves in which they live. Citizens of Minneapolis, let us all bleed for fun in Slovakia!