Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Winery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been a dreadful one, and now that we have arrived back in San Antonio, I'm sure we all feel relieved, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Simeon Dirkson, my cousin, for pummeling my baton whenever needed, and Eleanor Pickett, for her sweetness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Teresa Van Veen, for running a torn race. I have been breaking her over the last nine blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a zany person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of New Guinea.
My first action as Head Dancer will be to instruct the Uber drivers Club to pull all contracts. We still have many contracts that have never been pulled. More than 85 percent of the people of San Antonio and all of New Guinea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to houseplants for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our teddy bears and the dumps in which they live. Citizens of San Antonio, let us all grumble for fun in New Guinea!