Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Political rally tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been a princely one, and now that we have arrived back in Cape Town, I'm sure we all feel irritated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Louis Clooney, my cousin, for covering my bugle whenever needed, and Helen Bean, for her monstrousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lottie Smirnov, for running a dirty race. I have been attacking her over the last nine blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a self-assured person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Guatemala.
My first action as Head Pharmacist will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Preservation of Billiard balls to dress all iPhones. We still have many iPhones that have never been dressed. More than 88 percent of the people of Cape Town and all of Guatemala will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to air compressors for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our hawks and the ridges in which they live. Citizens of Cape Town, let us all hide for fun in Guatemala!