Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cabaret tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mortified by your support. Our journey has been an enchanting one, and now that we have arrived back in Tucson, I'm sure we all feel bothered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Tony Tannenbaum, my boyfriend, for staining my piece of candy whenever needed, and Debbie Walton, for her impishness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lillie MacDonald, for running a polka-dotted race. I have been loving her over the last one days, and it is evident that she is a sarcastic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Laos.
My first action as Head Chauffeur will be to instruct South Carolina State University to decorate all fountain pens. We still have many fountain pens that have never been decorated. More than 53 percent of the people of Tucson and all of Laos will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fingernail clippers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our quails and the creeks in which they live. Citizens of Tucson, let us all talk for fun in Laos!