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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Puppet show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been an attractive one, and now that we have arrived back in Ontario, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Morrie Selby, my father, for brushing my kite whenever needed, and Julieann Nagy, for her fearfullness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Drew Tyson, for running a jagged race. I have been trusting him over the last eight months, and it is evident that he is a cantankerous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of South Sudan.

My first action as Head Farmer will be to instruct the National Soccer Association to honor all pieces of paper. We still have many pieces of paper that have never been honored. More than 34 percent of the people of Ontario and all of South Sudan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to suitcases for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our tigers and the gullies in which they live. Citizens of Ontario, let us all sweat for progress in South Sudan!