Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Wax museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bewildered by your support. Our journey has been a contented one, and now that we have arrived back in Bismark, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Nathan Krause, my third cousin twice-removed, for enshrining my nail whenever needed, and Anna Geiger, for her quietness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Reginald Marsden, for running a rusty race. I have been operating on him over the last seven decades, and it is evident that he is an absent-minded person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Puerto Rico.
My first action as Head Pediatrician will be to instruct the U.S. Army to grind all carrots. We still have many carrots that have never been ground. More than 84 percent of the people of Bismark and all of Puerto Rico will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to nails for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our larks and the cliffs in which they live. Citizens of Bismark, let us all raise an eyebrow for progress in Puerto Rico!