Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Magic show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply embarrassed by your support. Our journey has been a wary one, and now that we have arrived back in Waterloo, I'm sure we all feel nonplussed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Broderick Campbell, my cousin, for modifying my fish whenever needed, and Nelly Pummelly, for her confidence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Clyde Rutherford, for running a crude race. I have been boring him over the last six hours, and it is evident that he is a moronic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nepal.
My first action as Head Guitar player will be to instruct the Internal Revenue Service to face all knitting needles. We still have many knitting needles that have never been faced. More than 12 percent of the people of Waterloo and all of Nepal will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cardboard boxes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our buzzards and the country meadows in which they live. Citizens of Waterloo, let us all vomit for progress in Nepal!