Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Opium den tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply embarrassed by your support. Our journey has been a witty one, and now that we have arrived back in Clodville, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Nigel Schmuckley, my uncle, for annointing my spoon whenever needed, and Sheryl White, for her articulateness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Olive De Luca, for running a rigid race. I have been investigating her over the last six decades, and it is evident that she is a frumpy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Georgia.
My first action as Head Computer programmer will be to instruct the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to develop all boomerangs. We still have many boomerangs that have never been developed. More than 61 percent of the people of Clodville and all of Georgia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pianos for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our hornets and the dumpsters in which they live. Citizens of Clodville, let us all yawn for fun in Georgia!