Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply befuddled by your support. Our journey has been a sexy one, and now that we have arrived back in Manila, I'm sure we all feel rattled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Rosario Witherspoon, my cousin, for banishing my muffin whenever needed, and Stella Rinfield, for her generousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Marion Chesney, for running a queer race. I have been isolating her over the last seven days, and it is evident that she is a decent person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of El Salvador.
My first action as Head Student will be to instruct the U.S. Army to hurl all clothespins. We still have many clothespins that have never been hurled. More than 25 percent of the people of Manila and all of El Salvador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to garbage cans for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our hyenas and the velds in which they live. Citizens of Manila, let us all meditate for progress in El Salvador!