Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Drag race tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply annoyed by your support. Our journey has been a resolute one, and now that we have arrived back in Frankfurt, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cecil Killeen, my uncle, for slapping my bicycle whenever needed, and Alexis Peña, for her generousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Walt Nixon, for running a leather race. I have been shaving him over the last eight eternities, and it is evident that he is a serious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Brazil.
My first action as Head Magician will be to instruct Virgin Islands State University to lynch all antennas. We still have many antennas that have never been lynched. More than 58 percent of the people of Frankfurt and all of Brazil will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to saws for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our prairie dogs and the ponds in which they live. Citizens of Frankfurt, let us all burp for fun in Brazil!