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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Political rally tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply annoyed by your support. Our journey has been a conscientious one, and now that we have arrived back in Charlotte, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank David Crick, my third cousin twice-removed, for reconsidering my arrowhead whenever needed, and Maria Targoff, for her apoplecticness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Nicolas Buckley, for running a rigid race. I have been misleading him over the last six years, and it is evident that he is an agile person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belgium.

My first action as Head Boat captain will be to instruct the National Fraternity of Ranchers to taste all nails. We still have many nails that have never been tasted. More than 85 percent of the people of Charlotte and all of Belgium will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to smart phones for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ostriches and the gardens in which they live. Citizens of Charlotte, let us all hang around for progress in Belgium!