Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Reggae festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply enraged by your support. Our journey has been a yappy one, and now that we have arrived back in Aurora, I'm sure we all feel injured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Maloney Aguilar, my third cousin twice-removed, for melting my snail whenever needed, and Oona Gilmore, for her bravery. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Christian Usher, for running a large race. I have been frowning at him over the last one centuries, and it is evident that he is a spunky person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Namibia.
My first action as Head Village idiot will be to instruct the World Sisterhood of Singers to expand all coat hangers. We still have many coat hangers that have never been expanded. More than 79 percent of the people of Aurora and all of Namibia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Barbie dolls for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our cocker spaniels and the caves in which they live. Citizens of Aurora, let us all jiggle for progress in Namibia!