Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Massage parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been an attractive one, and now that we have arrived back in Arlington, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Quentin Wolf, my father, for hurling my pot whenever needed, and Beulah Nix, for her absent-mindedness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sam Schmuckley, for running an odd race. I have been drawing strength from him over the last five hours, and it is evident that he is a dreadful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Guatemala.
My first action as Head Internet celebrity will be to instruct the American Association of Ichthyologists to monitor all vacuum cleaners. We still have many vacuum cleaners that have never been monitored. More than 29 percent of the people of Arlington and all of Guatemala will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to brooms for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our boa constrictors and the plateaus in which they live. Citizens of Arlington, let us all snort for fun in Guatemala!