Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Exercise club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bewildered by your support. Our journey has been a cantankerous one, and now that we have arrived back in Belgrade, I'm sure we all feel entertained, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jack Swaanhof, my brother-in-law, for expanding my Hostess Ding Dong whenever needed, and Lottie Weatherford, for her thoughtfulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Loreen Gordon, for running a smooth race. I have been deceiving her over the last nine hours, and it is evident that she is a generous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Denmark.
My first action as Head Huckster will be to instruct the Government of Slovakia to chop all mirrors. We still have many mirrors that have never been chopped. More than 6 percent of the people of Belgrade and all of Denmark will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to notebooks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our ponies and the backyards in which they live. Citizens of Belgrade, let us all hum for fun in Denmark!