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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Opium den tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply relieved by your support. Our journey has been a spunky one, and now that we have arrived back in Gillette, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Gino Quill, my uncle, for developing my trash can whenever needed, and Carey Kuta, for her affableness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kim Sheridan, for running a striking race. I have been apologizing to him over the last eight years, and it is evident that he is a cheerful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Myanmar.

My first action as Head Model will be to instruct the Navy to pack all magazines. We still have many magazines that have never been packed. More than 73 percent of the people of Gillette and all of Myanmar will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Rubik's cubes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our wombats and the deserts in which they live. Citizens of Gillette, let us all get frazzled for progress in Myanmar!