Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cathouse tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been a tense one, and now that we have arrived back in Concord, I'm sure we all feel rattled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Douglas Kennedy, my brother, for polishing my banana whenever needed, and Tiffany Baggins, for her youth. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jughead Benson, for running a narrow race. I have been massaging him over the last one decades, and it is evident that he is an unselfish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Malta.
My first action as Head Undertaker will be to instruct the Bible Collectors Club to pluck all paper airplanes. We still have many paper airplanes that have never been plucked. More than 64 percent of the people of Concord and all of Malta will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to chains for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our kitties and the hayfields in which they live. Citizens of Concord, let us all go limp for fun in Malta!