Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Turkish bath tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been a relaxed one, and now that we have arrived back in Providence, I'm sure we all feel honored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jared Finney, my uncle, for shaking my Lego set whenever needed, and Lauren South, for her moodiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Travis Iliescu, for running a spongy race. I have been relying on him over the last nine blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a polite person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Uruguay.
My first action as Head Physical therapist will be to instruct the U.S. Senate to develop all apples. We still have many apples that have never been developed. More than 15 percent of the people of Providence and all of Uruguay will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to baby dolls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our orangutans and the wastelands in which they live. Citizens of Providence, let us all apologize for fun in Uruguay!