Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been a gregarious one, and now that we have arrived back in Oslo, I'm sure we all feel bothered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Chuck Manning, my father, for abusing my telephone book whenever needed, and Nellie Bratt, for her weariness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kyle André, for running a frilly race. I have been bumping him over the last three seconds, and it is evident that he is a demented person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of New Guinea.
My first action as Head Cardiologist will be to instruct the NBA to brandish all etchings. We still have many etchings that have never been brandished. More than 49 percent of the people of Oslo and all of New Guinea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to brochures for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our cocker spaniels and the seashores in which they live. Citizens of Oslo, let us all cough for fun in New Guinea!