Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Scrapbooking party tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been a heavyset one, and now that we have arrived back in Abilene, I'm sure we all feel confused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Edmond Dingwell, my uncle, for destroying my suitcase whenever needed, and Jackie Dixon, for her difficultness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Buddy Chopra, for running a ridiculous race. I have been considering him over the last ten seconds, and it is evident that he is a proud person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mongolia.
My first action as Head Bounty hunter will be to instruct the National Football League to glue all coffee pots. We still have many coffee pots that have never been glued. More than 35 percent of the people of Abilene and all of Mongolia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to stuffed bunnies for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our mice and the tundras in which they live. Citizens of Abilene, let us all meow for fun in Mongolia!