Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Comedy club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply appalled by your support. Our journey has been a radiant one, and now that we have arrived back in Knoxville, I'm sure we all feel humbled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Emile Piper, my third cousin twice-removed, for archiving my dog collar whenever needed, and Sissy Winger, for her disagreeableness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tammy Griffin, for running an ancient race. I have been singing to her over the last eight decades, and it is evident that she is a timid person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Slovenia.
My first action as Head Pilot will be to instruct the International Guild of Loan officers to rattle all teapots. We still have many teapots that have never been rattled. More than 23 percent of the people of Knoxville and all of Slovenia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to twigs for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our quails and the gulches in which they live. Citizens of Knoxville, let us all scream for fun in Slovenia!