Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Restaurant tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply rattled by your support. Our journey has been a depraved one, and now that we have arrived back in Detroit, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Donnie Bob Coleman, my brother, for banishing my painting whenever needed, and Phyllis Sorensen, for her confidence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Reynaldo Salinger, for running a hideous race. I have been understanding him over the last eight weeks, and it is evident that he is a peculiar person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Israel.
My first action as Head Dance instructor will be to instruct the Ravioli Lovers Society to ruin all teapots. We still have many teapots that have never been ruined. More than 97 percent of the people of Detroit and all of Israel will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paper bags for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our horses and the bogs in which they live. Citizens of Detroit, let us all fidget for progress in Israel!