Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bookstore tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been a garrulous one, and now that we have arrived back in Lima, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Charlie De Luca, my third cousin twice-removed, for lengthening my clipboard whenever needed, and Stephanie Downer, for her ruggedness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Conner McCracken, for running a brightly-colored race. I have been thumping him over the last ten fortnights, and it is evident that he is a frightened person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lower Slobbovia.
My first action as Head Rubbish collector will be to instruct the ASPCA to fabricate all tote bags. We still have many tote bags that have never been fabricated. More than 73 percent of the people of Lima and all of Lower Slobbovia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to grease guns for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dromedaries and the outbacks in which they live. Citizens of Lima, let us all drool for fun in Lower Slobbovia!