Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Discotheque tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bamboozled by your support. Our journey has been a merry one, and now that we have arrived back in Billings, I'm sure we all feel relieved, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Miguel Norton, my father-in-law, for abusing my model airplane whenever needed, and Katherine Briggs, for her minisculeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sig Yamaguchi, for running a woven race. I have been dreaming about him over the last ten lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a zany person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Congo.
My first action as Head Lifeguard will be to instruct the National Society of Fishermen to wash all dolls. We still have many dolls that have never been washed. More than 74 percent of the people of Billings and all of The Congo will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pencils for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our prairie dogs and the briar patches in which they live. Citizens of Billings, let us all look smart for fun in The Congo!