Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply aroused by your support. Our journey has been a hungry one, and now that we have arrived back in Gillette, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank LaDue Rogers, my third cousin twice-removed, for puncturing my dead anteater whenever needed, and Lorrie Potts, for her smartness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Marcus Potts, for running an archaic race. I have been giggling at him over the last eight centuries, and it is evident that he is a tired person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Tibet.
My first action as Head Music teacher will be to instruct the National Society of Acrobats to cut all balloons. We still have many balloons that have never been cut. More than 20 percent of the people of Gillette and all of Tibet will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to coat hangers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our gnus and the villages in which they live. Citizens of Gillette, let us all exhale for progress in Tibet!