Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Casino tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a decisive one, and now that we have arrived back in Timbuktu, I'm sure we all feel entertained, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Alan Winchester, my brother, for tasting my rag whenever needed, and Kay Iliescu, for her moronicness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Barry Tilley, for running a synthetic race. I have been spilling a fruit smoothie on him over the last eight weeks, and it is evident that he is a distressed person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Sweden.
My first action as Head Au pair will be to instruct the Audubon Society to spray all bags of potato chips. We still have many bags of potato chips that have never been sprayed. More than 57 percent of the people of Timbuktu and all of Sweden will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to crackers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our phantoms and the mesas in which they live. Citizens of Timbuktu, let us all whirl for progress in Sweden!