Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been an enthusiastic one, and now that we have arrived back in Concord, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Nate Khanh, my uncle, for decontaminating my computer whenever needed, and Samina Minturn, for her quietness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Clio Lombardi, for running a thick race. I have been agreeing with her over the last seven fortnights, and it is evident that she is a puzzled person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Romania.
My first action as Head Jazz musician will be to instruct the Audubon Society to return all flags. We still have many flags that have never been returned. More than 9 percent of the people of Concord and all of Romania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to mirrors for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our monsters and the grassy knolls in which they live. Citizens of Concord, let us all vegetate for fun in Romania!