Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Variety show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flummoxed by your support. Our journey has been a sketchy one, and now that we have arrived back in Garland, I'm sure we all feel humbled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Abe Duckley, my boyfriend, for scraping my orange whenever needed, and Shawna Espinoza, for her silliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Warren McBride, for running an aromatic race. I have been rejecting him over the last five lifetimes, and it is evident that he is an amiable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nigeria.
My first action as Head Butler will be to instruct the Government of Latvia to seize all file folders. We still have many file folders that have never been seized. More than 27 percent of the people of Garland and all of Nigeria will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to peaches for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our nightingales and the meadows in which they live. Citizens of Garland, let us all purr for progress in Nigeria!