Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Magic show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply befuddled by your support. Our journey has been a dowdy one, and now that we have arrived back in Pasadena, I'm sure we all feel bored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Garth Hastings, my cousin, for attacking my rag whenever needed, and Christabel Davis, for her contentedness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bones Sloan, for running a hollow race. I have been manipulating him over the last nine weeks, and it is evident that he is an unselfish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mozambique.
My first action as Head Photographer will be to instruct the Christian Temperance Union to balance all hockey pucks. We still have many hockey pucks that have never been balanced. More than 15 percent of the people of Pasadena and all of Mozambique will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to balloons for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our hamsters and the pastures in which they live. Citizens of Pasadena, let us all look smart for fun in Mozambique!