Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ballet tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply irritated by your support. Our journey has been a furry one, and now that we have arrived back in Bologna, I'm sure we all feel bored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Martin Woolsey, my brother, for ignoring my brush whenever needed, and Margaret Hart, for her somberness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Hendrick Montoya, for running a shiny race. I have been operating on him over the last ten blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a bald person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Canada.
My first action as Head Prosecutor will be to instruct the National Association of Day care providers to score all advertisements. We still have many advertisements that have never been scored. More than 11 percent of the people of Bologna and all of Canada will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to stones for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our salamanders and the countrysides in which they live. Citizens of Bologna, let us all flail for progress in Canada!