Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bar crawl tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been a homely one, and now that we have arrived back in Sapporo, I'm sure we all feel strengthened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Arnie Albrandt, my boyfriend, for labeling my notepad whenever needed, and Nakisha Hyde, for her repulsiveness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jamie Ortega, for running a torn race. I have been injuring him over the last two decades, and it is evident that he is a presumptuous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lebanon.
My first action as Head Street musician will be to instruct the U.S. Congress to swirl all Bunsen burners. We still have many Bunsen burners that have never been swirled. More than 24 percent of the people of Sapporo and all of Lebanon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to peaches for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our sheep and the outbacks in which they live. Citizens of Sapporo, let us all swear for fun in Lebanon!