Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ballet tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply embarrassed by your support. Our journey has been a mindless one, and now that we have arrived back in Perth, I'm sure we all feel rattled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank JD North, my third cousin twice-removed, for grappling my thumb drive whenever needed, and Dagmar Harper, for her liveliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Cyrus Peters, for running a miniature race. I have been kicking him over the last one centuries, and it is evident that he is a rapacious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Algeria.
My first action as Head Colonel will be to instruct the Bureau of Indian Affairs to plasticize all computers. We still have many computers that have never been plasticized. More than 72 percent of the people of Perth and all of Algeria will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to whistles for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our frogs and the outbacks in which they live. Citizens of Perth, let us all squint for progress in Algeria!