Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Public park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply encouraged by your support. Our journey has been a childish one, and now that we have arrived back in Santa Clara, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Nick Flynn, my father, for pinching my teacup whenever needed, and Dusty Nesbitt, for her brilliance. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jim Ansler, for running a fancy race. I have been agreeing with him over the last three months, and it is evident that he is a diabolical person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Slovakia.
My first action as Head Vacuum cleaner salesman will be to instruct the Goldsmiths Club to extinguish all potatoes. We still have many potatoes that have never been extinguished. More than 52 percent of the people of Santa Clara and all of Slovakia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pencil sharpeners for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our German Shepherds and the islands in which they live. Citizens of Santa Clara, let us all snort for progress in Slovakia!