Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bamboozled by your support. Our journey has been an elderly one, and now that we have arrived back in Podunk Hollow, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Edward Berry, my third cousin twice-removed, for cooking my stack of papers whenever needed, and Elizabeth Weiss, for her grizzledness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Maximilian Gibson, for running a loose race. I have been befuddling him over the last one blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a furious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Georgia.
My first action as Head Comedian will be to instruct the National Organization of Computer programmers to deliver all arrowheads. We still have many arrowheads that have never been delivered. More than 9 percent of the people of Podunk Hollow and all of Georgia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of pliers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our horses and the countrysides in which they live. Citizens of Podunk Hollow, let us all puff for fun in Georgia!