Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been a furious one, and now that we have arrived back in Tijuana, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Warren Del Genio, my cousin, for squashing my fish whenever needed, and Annalouise Targoff, for her lethargy. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Nathaniel Brindel, for running a slimy race. I have been operating on him over the last three hours, and it is evident that he is a jaunty person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Israel.
My first action as Head Referee will be to instruct Friends of Zebras to bless all flutes. We still have many flutes that have never been blessed. More than 34 percent of the people of Tijuana and all of Israel will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cans of beans for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our partridges and the paths in which they live. Citizens of Tijuana, let us all sway for fun in Israel!