Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Political rally tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been a shiftless one, and now that we have arrived back in Jacksonville, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cliff MacKenzie, my father, for sealing my painting whenever needed, and Hildegarde Novak, for her power. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Stuart Cheetham, for running a mysterious race. I have been demeaning him over the last eight months, and it is evident that he is a boring person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Singapore.
My first action as Head Mediator will be to instruct the Quaker Church to swipe all iPods. We still have many iPods that have never been swiped. More than 48 percent of the people of Jacksonville and all of Singapore will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bottles of perfume for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our gazelles and the savannas in which they live. Citizens of Jacksonville, let us all hide for fun in Singapore!