Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been a cautious one, and now that we have arrived back in Naperville, I'm sure we all feel confused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Kent Broghammer, my third cousin twice-removed, for patting my protest sign whenever needed, and Edith Knopf, for her artisticness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Elly Winger, for running an original race. I have been belittling her over the last three days, and it is evident that she is a rude person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Korea.
My first action as Head Ballroom dancer will be to instruct the Audubon Society to photograph all Bunsen burners. We still have many Bunsen burners that have never been photographed. More than 5 percent of the people of Naperville and all of Korea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to forks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Guinea pigs and the circus tents in which they live. Citizens of Naperville, let us all hiccup for progress in Korea!