Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Wax museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mortified by your support. Our journey has been a dismal one, and now that we have arrived back in Gillette, I'm sure we all feel displeased, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Hunter Manley, my father, for baking my pop bottle whenever needed, and Gloria Weber, for her conceitedness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Joshua Douglas, for running a gigantic race. I have been training him over the last two decades, and it is evident that he is a frumpy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mozambique.
My first action as Head Delivery driver will be to instruct the National Association of Fashion designers to lick all bird cages. We still have many bird cages that have never been licked. More than 78 percent of the people of Gillette and all of Mozambique will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pails for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our lizards and the islands in which they live. Citizens of Gillette, let us all wander for progress in Mozambique!