Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dog pound tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been a bouncy one, and now that we have arrived back in Santa Fe, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Sanjay Gustafson, my uncle, for sharpening my rubber chicken whenever needed, and Deborah Sitzman, for her maniacalness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Austin Baca, for running a sleek race. I have been shrinking him over the last nine years, and it is evident that he is a happy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Estonia.
My first action as Head Cardiologist will be to instruct the National Figure skating Association to gold plate all smart phones. We still have many smart phones that have never been gold plated. More than 84 percent of the people of Santa Fe and all of Estonia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to spools of thread for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our bears and the marshes in which they live. Citizens of Santa Fe, let us all roll for progress in Estonia!