Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been a miniscule one, and now that we have arrived back in Denton, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Garrett Everett, my father-in-law, for hiding my piano whenever needed, and Jenny Zing, for her minisculeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Katherine Snyder, for running a loose race. I have been slapping her over the last seven hours, and it is evident that she is a somber person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of El Salvador.
My first action as Head Cobbler will be to instruct Park rangers Anonymous to finish all bottles. We still have many bottles that have never been finished. More than 31 percent of the people of Denton and all of El Salvador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pickles for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our llamas and the oases in which they live. Citizens of Denton, let us all breathe for progress in El Salvador!