Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been an attractive one, and now that we have arrived back in Tallahassee, I'm sure we all feel encouraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Isaac Griebel, my brother, for marking my Barbie doll whenever needed, and Gabriela Porterfield, for her ruggedness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Elsa Ortiz, for running a valuable race. I have been spilling a margarita on her over the last five minutes, and it is evident that she is a grizzled person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Georgia.
My first action as Head Fashion designer will be to instruct the National Organization of Illustrators to hack all iPads. We still have many iPads that have never been hacked. More than 21 percent of the people of Tallahassee and all of Georgia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pianos for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our hermit crabs and the seacoasts in which they live. Citizens of Tallahassee, let us all frown for progress in Georgia!