Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Magic show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a haggard one, and now that we have arrived back in Arlington, I'm sure we all feel injured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bert Bertrand, my cousin, for handling my tote bag whenever needed, and Fanny Gorman, for her statuesqueness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Hallie Elwood, for running a petite race. I have been ignoring her over the last seven eternities, and it is evident that she is a somber person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Argentina.
My first action as Head Singer will be to instruct the Smithsonian Institution to brush all billfolds. We still have many billfolds that have never been brushed. More than 50 percent of the people of Arlington and all of Argentina will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fish for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our fleas and the savannas in which they live. Citizens of Arlington, let us all screech for progress in Argentina!