Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Lecture on tambourines tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flabbergasted by your support. Our journey has been a colorless one, and now that we have arrived back in Vienna, I'm sure we all feel saddened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jude Radcliffe, my father-in-law, for pummeling my notebook whenever needed, and Kitten Knight, for her diabolicalness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Morrie Bailey, for running a brightly-colored race. I have been calling him over the last one fortnights, and it is evident that he is a lively person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of South Africa.
My first action as Head Social worker will be to instruct the Jehovah's Witness Society to bake all muffins. We still have many muffins that have never been baked. More than 90 percent of the people of Vienna and all of South Africa will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to staplers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our snakes and the gulches in which they live. Citizens of Vienna, let us all do nothing for fun in South Africa!