Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Carnival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply relieved by your support. Our journey has been an urbane one, and now that we have arrived back in Knoxville, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Butch Peña, my uncle, for identifying my corncob whenever needed, and Mabel Dietrich, for her carefulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Deng Miller, for running a hard race. I have been seeing him over the last seven hours, and it is evident that he is a contented person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of England.
My first action as Head Car salesman will be to instruct the National Football League to shrink all primroses. We still have many primroses that have never been shrunk. More than 43 percent of the people of Knoxville and all of England will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of dice for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our dromedaries and the velds in which they live. Citizens of Knoxville, let us all pass out for progress in England!