Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bluegrass festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been an energetic one, and now that we have arrived back in Irving, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Joel Dewey, my brother, for unfolding my houseplant whenever needed, and Kim McDermott, for her refinement. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Dillon Wibbles, for running a bizarre race. I have been punishing him over the last two lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a decisive person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Chile.
My first action as Head Park ranger will be to instruct the World Sisterhood of Nuns to observe all napkins. We still have many napkins that have never been observed. More than 8 percent of the people of Irving and all of Chile will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dog collars for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our lambs and the mesas in which they live. Citizens of Irving, let us all get angry for fun in Chile!