Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a dignified one, and now that we have arrived back in Greeley, I'm sure we all feel frightened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Flash Fox, my third cousin twice-removed, for shortening my spider whenever needed, and Reba Gare, for her sarcasm. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lillian Wibbles, for running a bulky race. I have been frying her over the last ten hours, and it is evident that she is a young person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lithuania.
My first action as Head Astronomer will be to instruct the Internal Revenue Service to seal all feather dusters. We still have many feather dusters that have never been sealed. More than 69 percent of the people of Greeley and all of Lithuania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to curling irons for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our gazelles and the deserts in which they live. Citizens of Greeley, let us all vegetate for progress in Lithuania!