Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pub tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply appalled by your support. Our journey has been a vacuous one, and now that we have arrived back in Tijuana, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Milo Nash, my brother-in-law, for comprehending my notepad whenever needed, and Dusty Allison, for her queerness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ron Bear, for running a huge race. I have been apologizing to him over the last ten days, and it is evident that he is a selfish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Panama.
My first action as Head Bicycle messenger will be to instruct the Humane Society to unwrap all flags. We still have many flags that have never been unwrapped. More than 97 percent of the people of Tijuana and all of Panama will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags of groceries for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our jaguars and the battlefields in which they live. Citizens of Tijuana, let us all huff for fun in Panama!