Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Casino tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been an angry one, and now that we have arrived back in Cincinnati, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Pablo Nagy, my cousin, for refining my cigar whenever needed, and Yvonne Nyberg, for her somberness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Laurie Esser, for running a hefty race. I have been boring her over the last three weeks, and it is evident that she is a young person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Peru.
My first action as Head Physical therapist will be to instruct the American Medical Association to distort all stones. We still have many stones that have never been distorted. More than 16 percent of the people of Cincinnati and all of Peru will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to forks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our fish and the canyons in which they live. Citizens of Cincinnati, let us all pass out for fun in Peru!