Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ballet tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bewildered by your support. Our journey has been a comely one, and now that we have arrived back in Sapporo, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Buddy Campbell, my boyfriend, for refurbishing my stuffed owl whenever needed, and Christabel Shaw, for her smartness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Gabriel Owens, for running a hand-made race. I have been cozying up to him over the last ten decades, and it is evident that he is a peculiar person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Sweden.
My first action as Head Actor will be to instruct the Scrambled eggs Lovers Society to inspect all clarinets. We still have many clarinets that have never been inspected. More than 58 percent of the people of Sapporo and all of Sweden will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paper clips for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ghosts and the plains in which they live. Citizens of Sapporo, let us all wail for progress in Sweden!