Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art exhibit tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply injured by your support. Our journey has been an agile one, and now that we have arrived back in Helsinki, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Nate Bear, my father, for mutilating my jar of olives whenever needed, and Esmeralda Chu, for her phlegmaticness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lear Mouse, for running a gruesome race. I have been delighting him over the last six blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a smart person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Guatemala.
My first action as Head Song writer will be to instruct the Toilet plunger Collectors Club to reject all hair dryers. We still have many hair dryers that have never been rejected. More than 41 percent of the people of Helsinki and all of Guatemala will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to ingots of plutonium for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our gila monsters and the grassy knolls in which they live. Citizens of Helsinki, let us all come over for progress in Guatemala!