Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Basketball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been an insane one, and now that we have arrived back in Podunk Hollow, I'm sure we all feel encouraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Anton Burtle, my boyfriend, for bending my Barbie doll whenever needed, and Elizabeth Durand, for her sliminess. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sam Bruno, for running a gooey race. I have been watching him over the last three centuries, and it is evident that he is a furry person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Argentina.
My first action as Head Clown will be to instruct the National Fraternity of Ice skaters to duplicate all kites. We still have many kites that have never been duplicated. More than 72 percent of the people of Podunk Hollow and all of Argentina will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to toilet plungers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our goats and the gardens in which they live. Citizens of Podunk Hollow, let us all clap for fun in Argentina!