Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Archery club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been a stinky one, and now that we have arrived back in Fayetteville, I'm sure we all feel injured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Nick Sargent, my brother-in-law, for licking my rubber stamp whenever needed, and Joan Quintero, for her absent-mindedness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Seema Gardner, for running a handy race. I have been kissing her over the last six fortnights, and it is evident that she is a bellicose person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of South Africa.
My first action as Head Manicurist will be to instruct the National Racquetball Association to hide all Bibles. We still have many Bibles that have never been hid. More than 77 percent of the people of Fayetteville and all of South Africa will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to iPods for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our fleas and the creeks in which they live. Citizens of Fayetteville, let us all meow for fun in South Africa!