Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pizza parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply appalled by your support. Our journey has been an evil one, and now that we have arrived back in Spokane, I'm sure we all feel saddened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Joel Sims, my brother, for hardening my model airplane whenever needed, and Leila Iliescu, for her freakishness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Deirdre Piper, for running a damaged race. I have been stalking her over the last eight hours, and it is evident that she is a conceited person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Panama.
My first action as Head fourth grade teacher will be to instruct the Humane Society to toss all bags of groceries. We still have many bags of groceries that have never been tossed. More than 93 percent of the people of Spokane and all of Panama will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to coloring books for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our cobras and the caves in which they live. Citizens of Spokane, let us all smile for fun in Panama!