Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply strengthened by your support. Our journey has been a distressed one, and now that we have arrived back in Manitoba, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Fuzz Harris, my uncle, for shellacking my vacuum cleaner whenever needed, and Tonya Plummer, for her talkativeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Willard Sartre, for running an imported race. I have been playing with him over the last five lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a comely person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Egypt.
My first action as Head Ichthyologist will be to instruct the National Rifle Association to patch all bottles of perfume. We still have many bottles of perfume that have never been patched. More than 92 percent of the people of Manitoba and all of Egypt will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to orchids for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our gophers and the savannas in which they live. Citizens of Manitoba, let us all chuckle for fun in Egypt!