Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Archery club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mollified by your support. Our journey has been an urbane one, and now that we have arrived back in Philadelphia, I'm sure we all feel entertained, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Eduardo Bransen, my brother, for dragging my roll of toilet paper whenever needed, and Penelope Jensen, for her queerness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Rumpelstiltskin Sawyer, for running a hand-painted race. I have been isolating him over the last three months, and it is evident that he is a pensive person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Israel.
My first action as Head Researcher will be to instruct the Fraternal Order of Ducks to tickle all candles. We still have many candles that have never been tickled. More than 14 percent of the people of Philadelphia and all of Israel will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to clocks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our lions and the grasslands in which they live. Citizens of Philadelphia, let us all digest for fun in Israel!