Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a phlegmatic one, and now that we have arrived back in Greeley, I'm sure we all feel flummoxed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Brent Jetson, my boyfriend, for wiping my cowbell whenever needed, and Hildegarde Osterman, for her garrulousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Pippa Hyde, for running a wooden race. I have been suspecting her over the last two decades, and it is evident that she is a fascinating person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Israel.
My first action as Head Gardener will be to instruct the Church of God to overlook all dollhouses. We still have many dollhouses that have never been overlooked. More than 74 percent of the people of Greeley and all of Israel will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to keys for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our goats and the plains in which they live. Citizens of Greeley, let us all blush for progress in Israel!