Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Carnival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mollified by your support. Our journey has been a cantankerous one, and now that we have arrived back in Taipei, I'm sure we all feel frightened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ichabod Nurbabayev, my brother, for spinning my mushroom whenever needed, and Callie Lincoln, for her resoluteness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Melkadas Broghammer, for running a flexible race. I have been belittling her over the last seven years, and it is evident that she is an undignified person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Sweden.
My first action as Head Magician will be to instruct the National Society of Appliance repairmen to throw all sticks. We still have many sticks that have never been threw. More than 81 percent of the people of Taipei and all of Sweden will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to avocados for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our oxen and the meadows in which they live. Citizens of Taipei, let us all giggle for progress in Sweden!