Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bridge club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tired by your support. Our journey has been a forgetful one, and now that we have arrived back in Denver, I'm sure we all feel annoyed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cameron Duncan, my brother-in-law, for painting my paintbrush whenever needed, and Clarisse Park, for her brazenness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, George Garvey, for running a primitive race. I have been analyzing him over the last four years, and it is evident that he is a conceited person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Australia.
My first action as Head Prisoner will be to instruct the Communist Party to whirl all ice cream cones. We still have many ice cream cones that have never been whirled. More than 23 percent of the people of Denver and all of Australia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to snails for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our chickens and the villages in which they live. Citizens of Denver, let us all yawn for progress in Australia!