Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Natural history museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply appalled by your support. Our journey has been a comely one, and now that we have arrived back in Santa Rosa, I'm sure we all feel rattled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Baldwin Popp, my boyfriend, for swatting my deck of cards whenever needed, and Marina Richter, for her wickedness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Terri Graham, for running a ridged race. I have been sneering at her over the last nine months, and it is evident that she is a conscientious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Azerbaijan.
My first action as Head ensign in the Jordanian Army will be to instruct the U.S. Congress to lengthen all buckets. We still have many buckets that have never been lengthened. More than 85 percent of the people of Santa Rosa and all of Azerbaijan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to contracts for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our baboons and the outbacks in which they live. Citizens of Santa Rosa, let us all sway for progress in Azerbaijan!