Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bar crawl tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a brassy one, and now that we have arrived back in Torrance, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dakota De Luca, my boyfriend, for spraying my bottle of painkillers whenever needed, and Paula Arp, for her solitariness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Stan Yager, for running a polka-dotted race. I have been heckling him over the last eight hours, and it is evident that he is a brazen person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Myanmar.
My first action as Head Traveling salesman will be to instruct the Chamber of Commerce to copy all dolls. We still have many dolls that have never been copied. More than 23 percent of the people of Torrance and all of Myanmar will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fiddles for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our aardvarks and the gardens in which they live. Citizens of Torrance, let us all rock for progress in Myanmar!