Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Drag race tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply aroused by your support. Our journey has been a brilliant one, and now that we have arrived back in Kampala, I'm sure we all feel relieved, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Rip Covington, my boyfriend, for losing my chess set whenever needed, and Elsa Hensley, for her adorableness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Benjamin Fulton, for running a clean race. I have been aggravating him over the last three eternities, and it is evident that he is a bold person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Spain.
My first action as Head Telephone repairman will be to instruct the Firefighters Club to hit all paintbrushes. We still have many paintbrushes that have never been hit. More than 68 percent of the people of Kampala and all of Spain will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to kites for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our frogs and the battlefields in which they live. Citizens of Kampala, let us all blank out for progress in Spain!