Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art exhibit tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been a clever one, and now that we have arrived back in Baghdad, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cecil Garston, my father-in-law, for uncovering my rose whenever needed, and Doris Kaiser, for her exuberence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Briget Bing, for running a new race. I have been winking at her over the last eight blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a ladylike person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Easter Island.
My first action as Head Artist will be to instruct the Catholic Church to refurbish all joints. We still have many joints that have never been refurbished. More than 11 percent of the people of Baghdad and all of Easter Island will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to coat check tickets for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our puppies and the neighborhoods in which they live. Citizens of Baghdad, let us all shiver for progress in Easter Island!