Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Blues club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a sinister one, and now that we have arrived back in Anaheim, I'm sure we all feel appalled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank LaDue Arthur, my uncle, for feeling my Helmholz resonator whenever needed, and Eve Cadwallader, for her sexiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Freddie Ulster, for running a wooden race. I have been scratching him over the last four weeks, and it is evident that he is a nonchalant person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cambodia.
My first action as Head Chemist will be to instruct the U.S. Congress to push all Egyptian mummies. We still have many Egyptian mummies that have never been pushed. More than 61 percent of the people of Anaheim and all of Cambodia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to batteries for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our sasquatches and the treetops in which they live. Citizens of Anaheim, let us all yawn for fun in Cambodia!