Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dog pound tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been a humble one, and now that we have arrived back in Greensboro, I'm sure we all feel irritated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Horst Snively, my brother-in-law, for prohibiting my iPod whenever needed, and Kylie Holiday, for her somberness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kylie Ansler, for running a polished race. I have been pinching her over the last four hours, and it is evident that she is an ungainly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Tibet.
My first action as Head Landscaper will be to instruct the National Association of Masseuses to stab all African violets. We still have many African violets that have never been stabbed. More than 86 percent of the people of Greensboro and all of Tibet will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Hostess Ding Dongs for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our monsters and the plateaus in which they live. Citizens of Greensboro, let us all laugh for progress in Tibet!