Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Jazz club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been a precocious one, and now that we have arrived back in Sacramento, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Harvey Smiley, my boyfriend, for ridiculing my plaque whenever needed, and Rachel Kuta, for her pride. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Robin Quintana, for running a broken race. I have been pecking at her over the last ten hours, and it is evident that she is a repulsive person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Botswana.
My first action as Head Meat inspector will be to instruct the Fire Department to hammer all pacifiers. We still have many pacifiers that have never been hammered. More than 48 percent of the people of Sacramento and all of Botswana will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Helmholz resonators for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our bumblebees and the plains in which they live. Citizens of Sacramento, let us all dress up for progress in Botswana!