Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Church social tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been a bouncy one, and now that we have arrived back in Sydney, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ole Griffin, my cousin, for lynching my cage whenever needed, and Katie Potter, for her femininity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Regina Ali, for running a magnificent race. I have been dancing with her over the last one minutes, and it is evident that she is a poised person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Angola.
My first action as Head Weatherman will be to instruct Librarians Anonymous to balance all soccer balls. We still have many soccer balls that have never been balanced. More than 60 percent of the people of Sydney and all of Angola will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dollhouses for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our trolls and the outbacks in which they live. Citizens of Sydney, let us all flinch for fun in Angola!