Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Reggae festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mollified by your support. Our journey has been a sweet one, and now that we have arrived back in Montgomery, I'm sure we all feel dishonored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Vince Patterson, my brother-in-law, for hammering my roll of toilet paper whenever needed, and Daisy Nguyen, for her pertness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Susanne Vincent, for running a burned race. I have been thumping her over the last eight eternities, and it is evident that she is a heavyset person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belgium.
My first action as Head Embalmer will be to instruct the National Hockey Association to swat all cell phones. We still have many cell phones that have never been swatted. More than 88 percent of the people of Montgomery and all of Belgium will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to batteries for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our yaks and the plains in which they live. Citizens of Montgomery, let us all roll for progress in Belgium!