Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Shopping mall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply encouraged by your support. Our journey has been a fierce one, and now that we have arrived back in Columbia, I'm sure we all feel flabbergasted, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Garrett Roman, my third cousin twice-removed, for rotating my tube of toothpaste whenever needed, and Loreen Ferguson, for her perkiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Dianna Gray, for running a big race. I have been smiling at her over the last six seconds, and it is evident that she is an undignified person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of El Salvador.
My first action as Head Helicopter pilot will be to instruct the Daughters of the American Revolution to lose all toilet seats. We still have many toilet seats that have never been lost. More than 44 percent of the people of Columbia and all of El Salvador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to flutes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our peacocks and the valleys in which they live. Citizens of Columbia, let us all smile for fun in El Salvador!