Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bluegrass festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply injured by your support. Our journey has been a fearless one, and now that we have arrived back in Pueblo, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Fabien Sweeney, my cousin, for disposing of my pacifier whenever needed, and Janice Cohen, for her tact. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Shamus Glover, for running a plastic race. I have been cuddling him over the last two years, and it is evident that he is an irate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Sweden.
My first action as Head Firefighter will be to instruct the U.S. Army to bend all fish bowls. We still have many fish bowls that have never been bent. More than 18 percent of the people of Pueblo and all of Sweden will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to stuffed owls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our jaguars and the crime scenes in which they live. Citizens of Pueblo, let us all chatter for fun in Sweden!