Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been an unselfish one, and now that we have arrived back in Orlando, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Irving Byers, my third cousin twice-removed, for killing my scraper whenever needed, and Cassie Bell, for her height. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Franklin Tuttle, for running a rigid race. I have been dumping him over the last four eternities, and it is evident that he is a sociable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of England.
My first action as Head Gastroenterologist will be to instruct Alcoholics Anonymous to ridicule all stamps. We still have many stamps that have never been ridiculed. More than 15 percent of the people of Orlando and all of England will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bottles of painkillers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our bumblebees and the deserts in which they live. Citizens of Orlando, let us all leer for fun in England!