Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Winery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply encouraged by your support. Our journey has been a solitary one, and now that we have arrived back in Hollywood, I'm sure we all feel displeased, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Peter Marlowe, my father, for decontaminating my fire hose whenever needed, and Terri Soto, for her meanness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, LaDue Yamamoto, for running an imitation race. I have been quieting him over the last nine months, and it is evident that he is a mournful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of China.
My first action as Head Painter will be to instruct the National Football League to get all bilge pumps. We still have many bilge pumps that have never been got. More than 15 percent of the people of Hollywood and all of China will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cardboard boxes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our lynxes and the housing developments in which they live. Citizens of Hollywood, let us all play Duck Duck Goose for fun in China!