Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Reggae festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flabbergasted by your support. Our journey has been a brilliant one, and now that we have arrived back in Stockton, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Karl Law, my uncle, for dislodging my pack of gum whenever needed, and Evette Dolman, for her petulance. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tracy Parker, for running a rigid race. I have been stumping her over the last five blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a sinister person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Zambia.
My first action as Head Stamp collector will be to instruct the Society of Optometrists to re-evaluate all balloons. We still have many balloons that have never been re-evaluated. More than 11 percent of the people of Stockton and all of Zambia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to rolls of duct tape for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our otters and the treetops in which they live. Citizens of Stockton, let us all dilly-dally for fun in Zambia!