Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Opium den tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply amused by your support. Our journey has been a passionate one, and now that we have arrived back in Honolulu, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dan Henry, my brother, for chopping my saw whenever needed, and Erica Locke, for her sassiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tracy Manning, for running a flaky race. I have been rejecting her over the last five eternities, and it is evident that she is a clever person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Russia.
My first action as Head Security guard will be to instruct a Congressional committee to bite all pots. We still have many pots that have never been bit. More than 68 percent of the people of Honolulu and all of Russia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to piggy banks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our lemurs and the treetops in which they live. Citizens of Honolulu, let us all fulminate for progress in Russia!