Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Public park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been a big one, and now that we have arrived back in Orlando, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ken Duncan, my uncle, for breaking my advertisement whenever needed, and Kayla Walters, for her joviality. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Clive Brunken, for running an aromatic race. I have been believing in him over the last three minutes, and it is evident that he is a cocky person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Albania.
My first action as Head Usher will be to instruct the Internal Revenue Service to trim all joints. We still have many joints that have never been trimmed. More than 32 percent of the people of Orlando and all of Albania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to magnifying glasses for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our flamingoes and the housing developments in which they live. Citizens of Orlando, let us all frown for fun in Albania!