Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Archery club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been a jaunty one, and now that we have arrived back in Sidney, I'm sure we all feel appalled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Benjamin McGill, my father, for greasing my fingernail clipper whenever needed, and Bubbles Knotts, for her haggardness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Camella Sarma, for running a thick race. I have been defeating her over the last seven weeks, and it is evident that she is a cantankerous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Saudi Arabia.
My first action as Head Flight mechanic will be to instruct the Church of Saint Elmer to bathe all biscuits. We still have many biscuits that have never been bathed. More than 49 percent of the people of Sidney and all of Saudi Arabia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to grease guns for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our penguins and the velds in which they live. Citizens of Sidney, let us all stare for fun in Saudi Arabia!