Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Wax museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been a yappy one, and now that we have arrived back in San Jose, I'm sure we all feel mortified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Mario Sekora, my father, for closing my bell whenever needed, and Nelda Dolman, for her youth. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sven Marsh, for running an ornate race. I have been agreeing with him over the last three decades, and it is evident that he is a stern person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Azerbaijan.
My first action as Head Newscaster will be to instruct Alcoholics Anonymous to lengthen all bird baths. We still have many bird baths that have never been lengthened. More than 39 percent of the people of San Jose and all of Azerbaijan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to packages for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our snakes and the battlefields in which they live. Citizens of San Jose, let us all snicker for fun in Azerbaijan!