Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a nervous one, and now that we have arrived back in Trenton, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jules Cantrell, my brother, for cooking my pair of knitting needles whenever needed, and Elaine Zimmer, for her sexiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Mac Chavez, for running a loose race. I have been trusting him over the last nine hours, and it is evident that he is a powerful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Slovakia.
My first action as Head Mattress tester will be to instruct the FBI to prune all Hostess Ding Dongs. We still have many Hostess Ding Dongs that have never been pruned. More than 29 percent of the people of Trenton and all of Slovakia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to salt shakers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our manatees and the creeks in which they live. Citizens of Trenton, let us all get dizzy for fun in Slovakia!