Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Carnival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a shiftless one, and now that we have arrived back in Montgomery, I'm sure we all feel affected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Erwin Pavlov, my brother, for replacing my potato whenever needed, and Shannon Slater, for her nervousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Christabel Charles, for running a big race. I have been caressing her over the last four fortnights, and it is evident that she is a cheerful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Ecuador.
My first action as Head Zoologist will be to instruct Nutritionists Anonymous to unfasten all bats. We still have many bats that have never been unfastened. More than 65 percent of the people of Montgomery and all of Ecuador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to feather dusters for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our parrots and the cesspools in which they live. Citizens of Montgomery, let us all get along for progress in Ecuador!