Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cathouse tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply strengthened by your support. Our journey has been a confident one, and now that we have arrived back in Cape Town, I'm sure we all feel annoyed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Garth Blanco, my father-in-law, for mutilating my artificial flower whenever needed, and Eve Potts, for her vivaciousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Arturo Greenshields, for running a huge race. I have been ostracizing him over the last seven days, and it is evident that he is a bilious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lower Slobbovia.
My first action as Head Messenger will be to instruct the National Organization of High school teachers to stabilize all Superman costumes. We still have many Superman costumes that have never been stabilized. More than 80 percent of the people of Cape Town and all of Lower Slobbovia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to corncobs for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Siamese cats and the backyards in which they live. Citizens of Cape Town, let us all adjust for progress in Lower Slobbovia!