Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Scrapbooking party tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been a pigeon-toed one, and now that we have arrived back in Havana, I'm sure we all feel unaffected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Harvey Romero, my third cousin twice-removed, for burying my sea shell whenever needed, and Katie Shipman, for her excitability. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Roscoe McGregor, for running a crusty race. I have been dreaming about him over the last three seconds, and it is evident that he is a muddled person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belize.
My first action as Head Author will be to instruct the U.S. Embassy to shellac all bags of popcorn. We still have many bags of popcorn that have never been shellacked. More than 88 percent of the people of Havana and all of Belize will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Hammond organs for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our canaries and the valleys in which they live. Citizens of Havana, let us all nod for fun in Belize!