Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been an undignified one, and now that we have arrived back in Copenhagen, I'm sure we all feel freaked out, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Willie Broderick, my third cousin twice-removed, for loosening my cookbook whenever needed, and Charlotte Holiday, for her selfishness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, George Brown, for running an old race. I have been jumping on him over the last seven eternities, and it is evident that he is an obnoxious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Australia.
My first action as Head Researcher will be to instruct the American Association of Chefs to swat all Band-aids. We still have many Band-aids that have never been swatted. More than 61 percent of the people of Copenhagen and all of Australia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bells for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our dodo birds and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Copenhagen, let us all giggle for progress in Australia!