Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Restaurant tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply relieved by your support. Our journey has been a suave one, and now that we have arrived back in Detroit, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Mao Garston, my father, for soaking my pickle whenever needed, and Kayla Bronner, for her arrogance. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Johnny Wicker, for running a soft race. I have been singing to him over the last one months, and it is evident that he is a colorless person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Greece.
My first action as Head Insurance agent will be to instruct the Bedpan Collectors Club to shrink all Bunsen burners. We still have many Bunsen burners that have never been shrunk. More than 82 percent of the people of Detroit and all of Greece will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bagpipes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our bumblebees and the treetops in which they live. Citizens of Detroit, let us all inhale for fun in Greece!