Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Exercise club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply honored by your support. Our journey has been a confident one, and now that we have arrived back in Laramie, I'm sure we all feel honored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Lucky Van Hook, my brother, for abusing my flashlight whenever needed, and Yvonne Marsh, for her desperation. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Dan Krivosha, for running a smooth race. I have been stalking him over the last ten fortnights, and it is evident that he is a frumpy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Haiti.
My first action as Head Window washer will be to instruct the Chamber of Commerce to distort all avocados. We still have many avocados that have never been distorted. More than 94 percent of the people of Laramie and all of Haiti will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to hip flasks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our lemurs and the tundras in which they live. Citizens of Laramie, let us all sigh for fun in Haiti!