Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Magic show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been an enthusiastic one, and now that we have arrived back in Louisville, I'm sure we all feel flummoxed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Michael Sartre, my cousin, for biting my chart whenever needed, and Stella Pavlov, for her somberness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Pam Peng, for running a greasy race. I have been smacking her over the last one blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a paranoid person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Finland.
My first action as Head Journalist will be to instruct the Communist Party to smash all hip flasks. We still have many hip flasks that have never been smashed. More than 53 percent of the people of Louisville and all of Finland will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to candy canes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Chihuahuas and the oases in which they live. Citizens of Louisville, let us all squeal for progress in Finland!