Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art exhibit tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply amused by your support. Our journey has been an irate one, and now that we have arrived back in Fort Worth, I'm sure we all feel flabbergasted, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Baldwin Feldman, my father, for darkening my fingernail clipper whenever needed, and Elinor Sorovich, for her modesty. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Marjorie Petrov, for running a waxy race. I have been trying to control her over the last five fortnights, and it is evident that she is a miniscule person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Netherlands.
My first action as Head Handyman will be to instruct the Humane Society to empty all stuffed kittens. We still have many stuffed kittens that have never been emptied. More than 36 percent of the people of Fort Worth and all of Netherlands will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bones for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our teddy bears and the beaches in which they live. Citizens of Fort Worth, let us all swoon for fun in Netherlands!