Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Massage parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply annoyed by your support. Our journey has been an attractive one, and now that we have arrived back in Clarksville, I'm sure we all feel encouraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cheng Kennedy, my brother-in-law, for tweaking my Bible whenever needed, and Ava Murray, for her calmness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Dave Hartley, for running a golden race. I have been pecking at him over the last four centuries, and it is evident that he is a heavyset person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Pakistan.
My first action as Head Rodeo cowboy will be to instruct the Inventors of the World to brush all fish bowls. We still have many fish bowls that have never been brushed. More than 89 percent of the people of Clarksville and all of Pakistan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to advertisements for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our boars and the countrysides in which they live. Citizens of Clarksville, let us all expectorate for progress in Pakistan!