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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art exhibit tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been an earnest one, and now that we have arrived back in Copenhagen, I'm sure we all feel appalled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Babyface Cramer, my brother, for licking my floppy disk whenever needed, and Jackie Childress, for her energy. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Nelda Keefe, for running a delicate race. I have been fooling her over the last ten years, and it is evident that she is a garrulous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Portugal.

My first action as Head Helicopter pilot will be to instruct the Church of Saint Ryan to condemn all skulls. We still have many skulls that have never been condemned. More than 49 percent of the people of Copenhagen and all of Portugal will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fishhooks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our doggies and the country meadows in which they live. Citizens of Copenhagen, let us all howl for progress in Portugal!