Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Turkish bath tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been a powerful one, and now that we have arrived back in Belfast, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Mario Potter, my father, for guarding my mousetrap whenever needed, and Nicole Shainberg, for her pride. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jack Sanabria, for running a hideous race. I have been winking at him over the last nine years, and it is evident that he is an obese person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of New Guinea.
My first action as Head Ditch digger will be to instruct the Communist Party to neglect all magazines. We still have many magazines that have never been neglected. More than 76 percent of the people of Belfast and all of New Guinea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to thumb drives for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Norway rats and the trails in which they live. Citizens of Belfast, let us all moan for progress in New Guinea!