Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pub tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply amused by your support. Our journey has been a fuzzy one, and now that we have arrived back in Akron, I'm sure we all feel encouraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Mario Popper, my cousin, for blackening my cotton ball whenever needed, and Bonnie Rogers, for her brilliance. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Daniel Barrymore, for running an authentic race. I have been relying on him over the last three blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a miniscule person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Czech Republic.
My first action as Head Professional dancer will be to instruct South Dakota State University to photograph all mushrooms. We still have many mushrooms that have never been photographed. More than 56 percent of the people of Akron and all of The Czech Republic will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to balloons for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our porcupines and the ponds in which they live. Citizens of Akron, let us all exhale for progress in The Czech Republic!