Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cabaret tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply unaffected by your support. Our journey has been a comely one, and now that we have arrived back in Anaheim, I'm sure we all feel unaffected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Anatoly Arp, my brother, for stacking my curling iron whenever needed, and Irma Werner, for her fearfulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Madelyn Seagram, for running a stiff race. I have been disparaging her over the last seven lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a fashionable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lower Slobbovia.
My first action as Head Vacuum cleaner salesman will be to instruct the Humane Society to paint all peaches. We still have many peaches that have never been painted. More than 24 percent of the people of Anaheim and all of Lower Slobbovia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pain pills for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our iguanas and the seacoasts in which they live. Citizens of Anaheim, let us all whistle for progress in Lower Slobbovia!