Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pizza parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been a dark one, and now that we have arrived back in Fontana, I'm sure we all feel flabbergasted, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Alf Shelby, my third cousin twice-removed, for stacking my pink flamingo whenever needed, and Deirdre Onassis, for her exuberence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Mabel Frankowitz, for running a puzzling race. I have been cuddling her over the last six lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a demented person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Georgia.
My first action as Head Dry cleaner operator will be to instruct the NBA to admire all boomerangs. We still have many boomerangs that have never been admired. More than 81 percent of the people of Fontana and all of Georgia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to toys for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our skunks and the grassy knolls in which they live. Citizens of Fontana, let us all think for fun in Georgia!