Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a frantic one, and now that we have arrived back in Mobile, I'm sure we all feel annoyed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Eddie Zimmerman, my brother-in-law, for tickling my bucket whenever needed, and Tanya Pacheco, for her cuteness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ella Valentine, for running a slimy race. I have been pinching her over the last six minutes, and it is evident that she is a menacing person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Myanmar.
My first action as Head Appliance repairman will be to instruct a local elementary school to unbutton all handkerchiefs. We still have many handkerchiefs that have never been unbuttoned. More than 80 percent of the people of Mobile and all of Myanmar will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to firecrackers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our kangaroos and the cliffs in which they live. Citizens of Mobile, let us all play for fun in Myanmar!