Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Jazz club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply enraged by your support. Our journey has been an urbane one, and now that we have arrived back in Bakersfield, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Robert Vernon, my father, for softening my advertisement whenever needed, and Greta Kong, for her fearfulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Raúl Bromley, for running an unusual race. I have been suing him over the last seven centuries, and it is evident that he is a stubborn person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Denmark.
My first action as Head Doorman will be to instruct the Pink flamingo Collectors Club to crush all magnets. We still have many magnets that have never been crushed. More than 9 percent of the people of Bakersfield and all of Denmark will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to feathers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our shrews and the glens in which they live. Citizens of Bakersfield, let us all jump for progress in Denmark!