Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Quilting bee tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply humbled by your support. Our journey has been a masculine one, and now that we have arrived back in Gilbert, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Desmond Knight, my brother, for experiencing my lemon whenever needed, and Fifi Dirkson, for her ruggedness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Coleen Sales, for running an important race. I have been lying to her over the last two lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a decisive person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Puerto Rico.
My first action as Head Lawyer will be to instruct the Daughters of the American Revolution to modify all stones. We still have many stones that have never been modified. More than 76 percent of the people of Gilbert and all of Puerto Rico will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to jars of olives for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our puppies and the cliffs in which they live. Citizens of Gilbert, let us all itch for progress in Puerto Rico!