Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Basketball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply entertained by your support. Our journey has been a paranoid one, and now that we have arrived back in Augusta, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Todd Wilder, my cousin, for roasting my bowl whenever needed, and Xaviera Morgan, for her selfishness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Konstanze Ward, for running a hideous race. I have been quieting her over the last eight hours, and it is evident that she is a considerate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Botswana.
My first action as Head Clarinetist will be to instruct the National Association of Film directors to identify all hot potatoes. We still have many hot potatoes that have never been identified. More than 22 percent of the people of Augusta and all of Botswana will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to corsages for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our dogs and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Augusta, let us all knit for progress in Botswana!