Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tired by your support. Our journey has been a haggard one, and now that we have arrived back in Wilmington, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Preston Eastwood, my boyfriend, for slashing my paper airplane whenever needed, and Paige Sibley, for her brazenness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Eduardo Nakamura, for running an important race. I have been disinfecting him over the last one hours, and it is evident that he is a sarcastic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cambodia.
My first action as Head Goldsmith will be to instruct the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to roll all hand puppets. We still have many hand puppets that have never been rolled. More than 72 percent of the people of Wilmington and all of Cambodia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Happy Meals for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our aardvarks and the plateaus in which they live. Citizens of Wilmington, let us all tread water for progress in Cambodia!