Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Shopping mall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply assuaged by your support. Our journey has been a prissy one, and now that we have arrived back in Hanoi, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bruce Ferber, my uncle, for gold plating my radio whenever needed, and Jeanne Ridley, for her silliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Marilyn Manley, for running a gruesome race. I have been tormenting her over the last three years, and it is evident that she is a modest person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Russia.
My first action as Head Rodeo cowboy will be to instruct the World Sisterhood of Writers to control all ping-pong paddles. We still have many ping-pong paddles that have never been controlled. More than 67 percent of the people of Hanoi and all of Russia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pieces of candy for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our rats and the arroyos in which they live. Citizens of Hanoi, let us all stare into space for fun in Russia!