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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Shopping mall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply relieved by your support. Our journey has been a witty one, and now that we have arrived back in Belfast, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Morrie Kuma, my father, for silencing my candle whenever needed, and Celia Emery, for her mindlessness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Dirk White, for running a funny race. I have been arresting him over the last three minutes, and it is evident that he is a careful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of New Guinea.

My first action as Head Guitarist will be to instruct Friends of Frogs to slap all pieces of candy. We still have many pieces of candy that have never been slapped. More than 67 percent of the people of Belfast and all of New Guinea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to yo-yos for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our Pekingeses and the grasslands in which they live. Citizens of Belfast, let us all burp for fun in New Guinea!