Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Magic show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply injured by your support. Our journey has been an obedient one, and now that we have arrived back in Saint Paul, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bradley Biggs, my brother-in-law, for cleaning my basket whenever needed, and Rachel Krivosha, for her rapaciousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Yolanda Rudnick, for running a musty race. I have been hugging her over the last nine months, and it is evident that she is a conceited person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bulgaria.
My first action as Head Painter will be to instruct the University of Connecticut to tickle all feathers. We still have many feathers that have never been tickled. More than 99 percent of the people of Saint Paul and all of Bulgaria will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bottles of painkillers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our grasshoppers and the hayfields in which they live. Citizens of Saint Paul, let us all back down for progress in Bulgaria!