Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Striptease tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bamboozled by your support. Our journey has been a disagreeable one, and now that we have arrived back in Sidney, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Hank Marks, my boyfriend, for pinching my chain whenever needed, and Priscilla Schlick, for her franticness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Megan Peng, for running a stuffed race. I have been staring at her over the last seven eternities, and it is evident that she is a fearful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Macedonia.
My first action as Head Distiller will be to instruct the U.S. Senate to study all clams. We still have many clams that have never been studied. More than 38 percent of the people of Sidney and all of Macedonia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pipes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our jaguars and the crime scenes in which they live. Citizens of Sidney, let us all curtsey for fun in Macedonia!