Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply relieved by your support. Our journey has been a sensible one, and now that we have arrived back in Kabul, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Steven Prater, my uncle, for annointing my pencil sharpener whenever needed, and Leah Riggs, for her nonchalance. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Timothy Sartre, for running a sophisticated race. I have been ostracizing him over the last seven weeks, and it is evident that he is an apoplectic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Turkey.
My first action as Head Electrical engineer will be to instruct the Ugandan Parliament to spray all paper airplanes. We still have many paper airplanes that have never been sprayed. More than 22 percent of the people of Kabul and all of Turkey will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to batons for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our magpies and the battlefields in which they live. Citizens of Kabul, let us all blink for progress in Turkey!