Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Reggae festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply befuddled by your support. Our journey has been a disagreeable one, and now that we have arrived back in Rotterdam, I'm sure we all feel amused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Lars Spooner, my uncle, for strengthening my microphone whenever needed, and Bianca Russell, for her considerateness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Cedric Pickett, for running a filthy race. I have been ridiculing him over the last nine weeks, and it is evident that he is a high-strung person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Luxembourg.
My first action as Head Acrobat will be to instruct the American Association of Food critics to throw all pepper grinders. We still have many pepper grinders that have never been threw. More than 77 percent of the people of Rotterdam and all of Luxembourg will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fishing rods for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our dromedaries and the cesspools in which they live. Citizens of Rotterdam, let us all moan for progress in Luxembourg!