Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Carnival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bamboozled by your support. Our journey has been a dark one, and now that we have arrived back in Norfolk, I'm sure we all feel freaked out, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dillon Apple, my cousin, for chiseling my twig whenever needed, and Eileen Johnson, for her modesty. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kathryn Murphy, for running a crooked race. I have been breaking her over the last two seconds, and it is evident that she is a menacing person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belgium.
My first action as Head Tennis player will be to instruct the Humane Society to scratch all wrenches. We still have many wrenches that have never been scratched. More than 46 percent of the people of Norfolk and all of Belgium will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to sticks of gum for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our geckos and the battlefields in which they live. Citizens of Norfolk, let us all preach for progress in Belgium!