Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply assuaged by your support. Our journey has been a noxious one, and now that we have arrived back in Oakland, I'm sure we all feel injured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Wilson Martinez, my uncle, for shaking my Big Gulp whenever needed, and Leonie Law, for her coyness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Franklin Valentine, for running a musty race. I have been educating him over the last eight seconds, and it is evident that he is a wary person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cambodia.
My first action as Head Missionary will be to instruct the Government of Austria to drag all stuffed bunnies. We still have many stuffed bunnies that have never been dragged. More than 59 percent of the people of Oakland and all of Cambodia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to sticks of gum for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our rhinoceroses and the hayfields in which they live. Citizens of Oakland, let us all pause for fun in Cambodia!