Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Lecture on spools of thread tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a disorganized one, and now that we have arrived back in Knoxville, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Quint O'Brien, my brother-in-law, for stitching my diamond whenever needed, and Cindy Coleman, for her pride. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Horst Chang, for running an autographed race. I have been teasing him over the last six days, and it is evident that he is an obedient person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of New Guinea.
My first action as Head Pediatrician will be to instruct the New Zealand Parliament to soften all Frisbees. We still have many Frisbees that have never been softened. More than 54 percent of the people of Knoxville and all of New Guinea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to brushes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our cows and the outbacks in which they live. Citizens of Knoxville, let us all twitch for progress in New Guinea!