Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pie-eating contest tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a corpulent one, and now that we have arrived back in Greensboro, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Richard Glidden, my third cousin twice-removed, for recognizing my banana whenever needed, and Annabelle Justice, for her resoluteness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Cindi Griffin, for running an immense race. I have been ridiculing her over the last one centuries, and it is evident that she is a noble person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Azerbaijan.
My first action as Head Therapist will be to instruct the American Association of Law clerks to roast all pipes. We still have many pipes that have never been roasted. More than 10 percent of the people of Greensboro and all of Azerbaijan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cactus plants for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our whales and the cornfields in which they live. Citizens of Greensboro, let us all take a bath for fun in Azerbaijan!