Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Jazz club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been a pensive one, and now that we have arrived back in Grand Rapids, I'm sure we all feel frightened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Wallace Grover, my brother, for scuffing my tennis racket whenever needed, and Monica Baker, for her prissiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tara Payne, for running a bronze race. I have been messing with her over the last two years, and it is evident that she is an enthusiastic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Israel.
My first action as Head Distiller will be to instruct the National Association of Short order cooks to shoot all sponges. We still have many sponges that have never been shot. More than 30 percent of the people of Grand Rapids and all of Israel will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to crayons for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our rhinoceroses and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Grand Rapids, let us all get upset for progress in Israel!