Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been a confident one, and now that we have arrived back in Concord, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Rob Henry, my boyfriend, for disposing of my stone whenever needed, and Annabelle Tsutsui, for her dapperness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jake Winters, for running a well worn race. I have been pleasing him over the last three decades, and it is evident that he is a perky person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cambodia.
My first action as Head Fisherman will be to instruct the Fraternal Order of Geckos to grease all Kindles. We still have many Kindles that have never been greased. More than 21 percent of the people of Concord and all of Cambodia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to toolboxes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Chihuahuas and the hayfields in which they live. Citizens of Concord, let us all pace for progress in Cambodia!