Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Wax museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply scared by your support. Our journey has been a statuesque one, and now that we have arrived back in Little Big Horn, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Carl Craven, my third cousin twice-removed, for refining my calling card whenever needed, and Vivian Rudd, for her haggardness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Alton Bobble, for running a rare race. I have been exposing him over the last five centuries, and it is evident that he is an anemic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Luxembourg.
My first action as Head Astronaut will be to instruct the International Guild of Farmers to box all stuffed kittens. We still have many stuffed kittens that have never been boxed. More than 79 percent of the people of Little Big Horn and all of Luxembourg will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bird baths for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our frogs and the countrysides in which they live. Citizens of Little Big Horn, let us all groan for progress in Luxembourg!