Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bake sale tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply annoyed by your support. Our journey has been a masculine one, and now that we have arrived back in Santiago, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Herb Sokoloff, my uncle, for striking my nail whenever needed, and Pam Bromley, for her sleekness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Stella Allen, for running a puzzling race. I have been biting her over the last eight fortnights, and it is evident that she is a fiendish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bulgaria.
My first action as Head Sports writer will be to instruct the Cowbell Collectors Club to bathe all pillows. We still have many pillows that have never been bathed. More than 28 percent of the people of Santiago and all of Bulgaria will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to banjos for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our cocker spaniels and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Santiago, let us all dance for fun in Bulgaria!