Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Movie theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tired by your support. Our journey has been a pensive one, and now that we have arrived back in Phoenix, I'm sure we all feel bored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Biff Zmarzly, my father, for measureing my cane whenever needed, and Meredith Eaton, for her carefulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lindsay Kringle, for running an imported race. I have been aweing her over the last four decades, and it is evident that she is a puzzled person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Israel.
My first action as Head Butcher will be to instruct the Humane Society to fry all remote controls. We still have many remote controls that have never been fried. More than 74 percent of the people of Phoenix and all of Israel will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to toothbrushes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our grasshoppers and the tundras in which they live. Citizens of Phoenix, let us all sweat for fun in Israel!