Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been a vile one, and now that we have arrived back in Bakersfield, I'm sure we all feel injured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Russell Emery, my third cousin twice-removed, for destroying my wrench whenever needed, and Dierdre Shipman, for her mournfulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Carla Usher, for running a crusty race. I have been licking her over the last ten seconds, and it is evident that she is a decisive person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Germany.
My first action as Head Mechanical engineer will be to instruct the Humane Society to dye all knitting needles. We still have many knitting needles that have never been dyed. More than 80 percent of the people of Bakersfield and all of Germany will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to stuffed owls for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our bullfrogs and the wastelands in which they live. Citizens of Bakersfield, let us all back up for progress in Germany!