Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Reggae festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply encouraged by your support. Our journey has been a confident one, and now that we have arrived back in Helsinki, I'm sure we all feel injured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Thad Ferber, my brother-in-law, for chopping my mushroom whenever needed, and Helen Esser, for her idiocy. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Zachary Smiley, for running an aromatic race. I have been sitting on him over the last three seconds, and it is evident that he is a precocious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Iran.
My first action as Head Baseball player will be to instruct the ASPCA to rock all hammers. We still have many hammers that have never been rocked. More than 22 percent of the people of Helsinki and all of Iran will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to spoons for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our monsters and the badlands areas in which they live. Citizens of Helsinki, let us all back down for progress in Iran!