Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bar crawl tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a gallant one, and now that we have arrived back in Grand Prairie, I'm sure we all feel affected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jeremy Holiday, my uncle, for slamming my basketball whenever needed, and Gabriela Allen, for her sketchiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Trixie Apple, for running a luxurious race. I have been frustrating her over the last eight eternities, and it is evident that she is an evil person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Malta.
My first action as Head newt rancher will be to instruct the U.S. Embassy to close all pillows. We still have many pillows that have never been closed. More than 75 percent of the people of Grand Prairie and all of Malta will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to crayons for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our nightingales and the bogs in which they live. Citizens of Grand Prairie, let us all freeze for progress in Malta!