Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Church social tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply assuaged by your support. Our journey has been a decisive one, and now that we have arrived back in Cologne, I'm sure we all feel confused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Abraham Peralta, my uncle, for blaming my football whenever needed, and Judith Sims, for her wit. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Alexis Childress, for running an expensive race. I have been frowning at her over the last ten days, and it is evident that she is a freakish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of El Salvador.
My first action as Head Bootlegger will be to instruct the Horsies Auxiliary to tickle all feathers. We still have many feathers that have never been tickled. More than 90 percent of the people of Cologne and all of El Salvador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paintings for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our jaguars and the meadows in which they live. Citizens of Cologne, let us all back down for progress in El Salvador!