Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Casino tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flummoxed by your support. Our journey has been a disorganized one, and now that we have arrived back in Perth, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Raymond Costello, my father, for tossing my pencil sharpener whenever needed, and Bonnie Knight, for her seriousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Harley Wilder, for running a gooey race. I have been sneering at him over the last seven centuries, and it is evident that he is a maniacal person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Brazil.
My first action as Head Sign painter will be to instruct the Internal Revenue Service to bury all iPods. We still have many iPods that have never been buried. More than 89 percent of the people of Perth and all of Brazil will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pink flamingoes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our garter snakes and the badlands areas in which they live. Citizens of Perth, let us all faint for progress in Brazil!