Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art gallery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply embarrassed by your support. Our journey has been a sarcastic one, and now that we have arrived back in Muskogee, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Octavius Mondegreen, my father, for re-evaluating my magazine whenever needed, and Ellen Berkowitz, for her pertness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jude LaSalle, for running a jagged race. I have been suing him over the last four decades, and it is evident that he is a prickly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The United States.
My first action as Head Quilter will be to instruct the U.S. Army to inflate all mops. We still have many mops that have never been inflated. More than 10 percent of the people of Muskogee and all of The United States will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to magnifying glasses for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our opossums and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Muskogee, let us all quiver for progress in The United States!