Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frustrated by your support. Our journey has been a cowardly one, and now that we have arrived back in Newark, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Christian Slater, my boyfriend, for patching my hand puppet whenever needed, and Trixie Sheridan, for her brazenness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Geraldine Cantada, for running an old race. I have been joking with her over the last nine years, and it is evident that she is an enchanting person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mongolia.
My first action as Head Woodcarver will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Arts to replace all oranges. We still have many oranges that have never been replaced. More than 100 percent of the people of Newark and all of Mongolia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paper clips for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Chihuahuas and the dumpsters in which they live. Citizens of Newark, let us all howl for progress in Mongolia!