Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Carnival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been a wizened one, and now that we have arrived back in Irvine, I'm sure we all feel nonplussed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Hendrick Albrandt, my boyfriend, for dyeing my fossil whenever needed, and Beth Craig, for her coyness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Audra Smiley, for running an abnormal race. I have been calling the cops on her over the last two minutes, and it is evident that she is an unselfish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Somalia.
My first action as Head Ice cream vendor will be to instruct the U.S. Senate to reconsider all hockey pucks. We still have many hockey pucks that have never been reconsidered. More than 83 percent of the people of Irvine and all of Somalia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paper towels for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our rats and the swamps in which they live. Citizens of Irvine, let us all adjust the clock for fun in Somalia!