Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Movie theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply befuddled by your support. Our journey has been a careful one, and now that we have arrived back in Delhi, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Nicholas Wallace, my father-in-law, for understanding my watering can whenever needed, and Bubbles Al-Ghareeb, for her hairiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Hillary Shainberg, for running a golden race. I have been embarrassing her over the last five eternities, and it is evident that she is a statuesque person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of England.
My first action as Head Tax collector will be to instruct the World Sisterhood of Quilters to hang all baseballs. We still have many baseballs that have never been hung. More than 63 percent of the people of Delhi and all of England will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cages for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dromedaries and the fields in which they live. Citizens of Delhi, let us all yelp for fun in England!