Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cabaret tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mortified by your support. Our journey has been an emotional one, and now that we have arrived back in Quito, I'm sure we all feel frightened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Aristotle Lawler, my uncle, for trimming my bag of ice whenever needed, and Jeanette Agnew, for her muddledness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ellen Esser, for running an odd race. I have been harassing her over the last three seconds, and it is evident that she is a daring person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Panama.
My first action as Head FBI Agent will be to instruct the Society of Makeup artists to remove all blankets. We still have many blankets that have never been removed. More than 83 percent of the people of Quito and all of Panama will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to combs for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our swans and the lakesides in which they live. Citizens of Quito, let us all fantasize for progress in Panama!