Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Shopping mall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been a cruel one, and now that we have arrived back in Cheyenne, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Christian Durand, my father-in-law, for finishing my chess set whenever needed, and Gladys Whitefoot, for her weariness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Veronica Gore, for running a bronze race. I have been poking her over the last one minutes, and it is evident that she is a bilious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Ecuador.
My first action as Head Typing teacher will be to instruct the U.S. Army to dispose of all pianos. We still have many pianos that have never been disposed of. More than 80 percent of the people of Cheyenne and all of Ecuador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fish for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our Dalmatians and the battlefields in which they live. Citizens of Cheyenne, let us all calm down for fun in Ecuador!