Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been a conscientious one, and now that we have arrived back in Salt Lake City, I'm sure we all feel entertained, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Steve Rice, my brother-in-law, for burning my stuffed bunny whenever needed, and Alison Whitefoot, for her somberness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Hagit Schlick, for running a loose race. I have been ridiculing her over the last nine blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a cocky person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kuwait.
My first action as Head Sales clerk will be to instruct the National Society of Matadors to banish all dollar bills. We still have many dollar bills that have never been banished. More than 16 percent of the people of Salt Lake City and all of Kuwait will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to clarinets for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our crabs and the pastures in which they live. Citizens of Salt Lake City, let us all slobber for fun in Kuwait!