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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Lecture on pinwheels tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply entertained by your support. Our journey has been an annoying one, and now that we have arrived back in Augusta, I'm sure we all feel confused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Flash Zimmer, my boyfriend, for patching my bell whenever needed, and Mama Oldfather, for her nonchalance. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Vic Niebels, for running a huge race. I have been outrunning him over the last ten months, and it is evident that he is a megalomaniacal person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of France.

My first action as Head Dance instructor will be to instruct the National Wildlife Federation to replace all blank checks. We still have many blank checks that have never been replaced. More than 16 percent of the people of Augusta and all of France will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to peace pipes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our otters and the valleys in which they live. Citizens of Augusta, let us all relax for fun in France!