Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Exercise club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply aroused by your support. Our journey has been a lively one, and now that we have arrived back in Corpus Christi, I'm sure we all feel flummoxed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Benjamin Weaver, my uncle, for shooting my pillow whenever needed, and Gloria Flash, for her intrepidness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Elsie Iliescu, for running an autographed race. I have been kissing her over the last seven centuries, and it is evident that she is an ignoble person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Peru.
My first action as Head Mathematician will be to instruct Friends of Porcupines to jump on all Big Gulps. We still have many Big Gulps that have never been jumped on. More than 68 percent of the people of Corpus Christi and all of Peru will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to knitting needles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our cobras and the swamps in which they live. Citizens of Corpus Christi, let us all curtsey for fun in Peru!