Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Opium den tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a fashionable one, and now that we have arrived back in Chandler, I'm sure we all feel entertained, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Sam Day, my father, for scuffing my bird cage whenever needed, and Julie Cotton, for her hysteria. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Hugh Armstrong, for running an overgrown race. I have been pinning him over the last nine years, and it is evident that he is a queer person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Venezuela.
My first action as Head Actor will be to instruct the Christian Temperance Union to honor all Frisbees. We still have many Frisbees that have never been honored. More than 93 percent of the people of Chandler and all of Venezuela will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of dice for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our manatees and the beaches in which they live. Citizens of Chandler, let us all daydream for fun in Venezuela!