Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mortified by your support. Our journey has been a bouncy one, and now that we have arrived back in Hanoi, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Vic Yoshida, my brother, for blackening my cream puff whenever needed, and Jennifer Zhang, for her mindlessness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Abe Brown, for running an olive drab race. I have been soothing him over the last nine decades, and it is evident that he is an idiotic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Korea.
My first action as Head Clerk will be to instruct the Bureau of Indian Affairs to grease all clothespins. We still have many clothespins that have never been greased. More than 21 percent of the people of Hanoi and all of Korea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to notebooks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our beetles and the rainforests in which they live. Citizens of Hanoi, let us all deal cards for progress in Korea!