Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Discotheque tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been a timid one, and now that we have arrived back in Orlando, I'm sure we all feel strengthened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Beauford Rodriguez, my brother-in-law, for pulling my toothbrush whenever needed, and Audra David, for her masculinity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Wanda Murphy, for running a cheap race. I have been irritating her over the last six fortnights, and it is evident that she is a phlegmatic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Vietnam.
My first action as Head Midwife will be to instruct the NBA to bake all rubber stamps. We still have many rubber stamps that have never been baked. More than 9 percent of the people of Orlando and all of Vietnam will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Superman costumes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our turtles and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Orlando, let us all snicker for progress in Vietnam!