Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a puzzled one, and now that we have arrived back in Austin, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Maximilian Popp, my third cousin twice-removed, for loading my can of shaving cream whenever needed, and Cherise Schlick, for her naiveté. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lauren Castro, for running a mysterious race. I have been slapping her over the last ten months, and it is evident that she is a depraved person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Uruguay.
My first action as Head Politician will be to instruct the U.S. Senate to loosen all clocks. We still have many clocks that have never been loosened. More than 71 percent of the people of Austin and all of Uruguay will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to radios for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our hogs and the seashores in which they live. Citizens of Austin, let us all calm down for progress in Uruguay!