Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Political rally tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply assuaged by your support. Our journey has been a polite one, and now that we have arrived back in Macon, I'm sure we all feel bothered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Emile Bernstein, my third cousin twice-removed, for seizing my bagpipe whenever needed, and Agnes Peña, for her insanity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tammy Harrison, for running a grubby race. I have been playing with her over the last six fortnights, and it is evident that she is an idiotic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Chile.
My first action as Head Musician will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Preservation of Ashtrays to annoint all bedpans. We still have many bedpans that have never been annointed. More than 46 percent of the people of Macon and all of Chile will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to comic books for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our llamas and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Macon, let us all chew for progress in Chile!