Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pub tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a paranoid one, and now that we have arrived back in Fullerton, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bert Sibley, my third cousin twice-removed, for grabbing my stuffed kitten whenever needed, and LaVerne Craig, for her cowardliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Eric Maxwell, for running an art deco race. I have been pleasing him over the last five centuries, and it is evident that he is a decisive person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Georgia.
My first action as Head Court jester will be to instruct the Fire Department to hammer all Frisbees. We still have many Frisbees that have never been hammered. More than 81 percent of the people of Fullerton and all of Georgia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to rulers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our colts and the rainforests in which they live. Citizens of Fullerton, let us all clear out for progress in Georgia!