Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Quilting bee tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply scared by your support. Our journey has been a monstrous one, and now that we have arrived back in Córdoba, I'm sure we all feel mollified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Anton Green, my cousin, for studying my shiv whenever needed, and Brittany Palomino, for her agitation. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Liz Parker, for running a charming race. I have been pushing her over the last seven centuries, and it is evident that she is a hirsute person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nicaragua.
My first action as Head Street artist will be to instruct a Congressional committee to wash all washrags. We still have many washrags that have never been washed. More than 12 percent of the people of Córdoba and all of Nicaragua will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paperweights for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our mice and the backyards in which they live. Citizens of Córdoba, let us all inhale for fun in Nicaragua!