Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cathouse tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bamboozled by your support. Our journey has been a weird one, and now that we have arrived back in Bridgeport, I'm sure we all feel saddened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Horatio Alexander, my cousin, for beating my garbage can whenever needed, and Jan Matthews, for her suavity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Clem Campbell, for running a hefty race. I have been killing him over the last five decades, and it is evident that he is a dreadful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kazakhstan.
My first action as Head Network administrator will be to instruct the National Fraternity of Vacuum cleaner salesmen to review all model airplanes. We still have many model airplanes that have never been reviewed. More than 71 percent of the people of Bridgeport and all of Kazakhstan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pieces of candy for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our teddy bears and the country meadows in which they live. Citizens of Bridgeport, let us all tread water for progress in Kazakhstan!