Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been a fierce one, and now that we have arrived back in Baku, I'm sure we all feel frightened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Octavio Gore, my third cousin twice-removed, for wrapping my plane whenever needed, and Oksana Broghammer, for her poise. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Carey Whitlock, for running an archaic race. I have been biting her over the last three decades, and it is evident that she is an intense person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Turkey.
My first action as Head Organic farmer will be to instruct the National Rifle Association to grind all pizzas. We still have many pizzas that have never been ground. More than 20 percent of the people of Baku and all of Turkey will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cans of beer for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our bears and the dumps in which they live. Citizens of Baku, let us all freak out for fun in Turkey!