Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Car show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply irritated by your support. Our journey has been a moronic one, and now that we have arrived back in Helsinki, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Clifton Sanabria, my uncle, for melting my toy whenever needed, and Laura Freeman, for her taciturnness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Wes Ryan, for running a bronze race. I have been calling the cops on him over the last three eternities, and it is evident that he is a zany person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cameroon.
My first action as Head French horn player will be to instruct the Pie a la mode Lovers Society to soak all shovels. We still have many shovels that have never been soaked. More than 61 percent of the people of Helsinki and all of Cameroon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to hair brushes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our pheasants and the fields in which they live. Citizens of Helsinki, let us all fret for progress in Cameroon!