Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Orchestra concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been a hysterical one, and now that we have arrived back in Porto Alegre, I'm sure we all feel amused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jules Greenshields, my father-in-law, for grinding my etching whenever needed, and Tiffany Oglesby, for her decency. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Wilma Scott, for running a crisp race. I have been jabbing her over the last ten months, and it is evident that she is a resolute person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Guatemala.
My first action as Head Magistrate will be to instruct the Humane Society to patch all brochures. We still have many brochures that have never been patched. More than 89 percent of the people of Porto Alegre and all of Guatemala will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to soccer balls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our porcupines and the mountainsides in which they live. Citizens of Porto Alegre, let us all tremble for fun in Guatemala!