Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Drag race tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bored by your support. Our journey has been a haughty one, and now that we have arrived back in Boulder, I'm sure we all feel relieved, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Julian Verma, my boyfriend, for washing my baseball bat whenever needed, and Julia Noonan, for her calmness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Nadine Sawyer, for running a mechanical race. I have been listening to her over the last one fortnights, and it is evident that she is a sleek person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Guatemala.
My first action as Head Psychologist will be to instruct the Navy to return all stuffed kittens. We still have many stuffed kittens that have never been returned. More than 84 percent of the people of Boulder and all of Guatemala will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to toilet plungers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our sasquatches and the cornfields in which they live. Citizens of Boulder, let us all wink for fun in Guatemala!