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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Discotheque tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flabbergasted by your support. Our journey has been a bald one, and now that we have arrived back in Perth Amboy, I'm sure we all feel freaked out, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank T.J. North, my brother, for vacuuming my flashlight whenever needed, and Amanda Talley, for her directness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kami West, for running a grubby race. I have been suspending her over the last ten minutes, and it is evident that she is a fearless person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Jordan.

My first action as Head Entrepeneur will be to instruct the Chamber of Commerce to maintain all bicycles. We still have many bicycles that have never been maintained. More than 13 percent of the people of Perth Amboy and all of Jordan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to crates for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our larks and the moonscapes in which they live. Citizens of Perth Amboy, let us all bawl for progress in Jordan!