Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Amusement park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply scared by your support. Our journey has been a spunky one, and now that we have arrived back in Muskogee, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Britt Normal, my brother-in-law, for vacuuming my flute whenever needed, and Lucia DeMille, for her somberness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Trixie Santos, for running an electronic race. I have been controlling her over the last six seconds, and it is evident that she is a radiant person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nepal.
My first action as Head Talk-show host will be to instruct the National Society of Choir directors to slap all bicycles. We still have many bicycles that have never been slapped. More than 65 percent of the people of Muskogee and all of Nepal will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to sponges for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our garter snakes and the pastures in which they live. Citizens of Muskogee, let us all shrivel for progress in Nepal!