Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been an eccentric one, and now that we have arrived back in Rio de Janeiro, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Tom Byers, my cousin, for shooting my pen whenever needed, and Judy Kollmorgen, for her noxiousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Manny Bean, for running a fuzzy race. I have been replacing him over the last three minutes, and it is evident that he is a stern person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of China.
My first action as Head Plumber will be to instruct the National Association of Astrologers to hack all ashtrays. We still have many ashtrays that have never been hacked. More than 27 percent of the people of Rio de Janeiro and all of China will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to rubber chickens for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our geese and the circus tents in which they live. Citizens of Rio de Janeiro, let us all lie around in bed for progress in China!