Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been a sociable one, and now that we have arrived back in Phoenix, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Macon Bean, my brother, for burning my pair of dice whenever needed, and Brenda Knopf, for her haughtiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Paula Gorman, for running a speckled race. I have been sanitizing her over the last ten hours, and it is evident that she is a gregarious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Tibet.
My first action as Head Postmaster will be to instruct the Humane Society to soften all barbells. We still have many barbells that have never been softened. More than 89 percent of the people of Phoenix and all of Tibet will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to campaign signs for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Dalmatians and the lagoons in which they live. Citizens of Phoenix, let us all blank out for progress in Tibet!