Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Scrapbooking party tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been an energetic one, and now that we have arrived back in Berlin, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dennis Piper, my third cousin twice-removed, for watching my bag of popcorn whenever needed, and Nora Lee, for her bellicoseness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Marvin Fox, for running a thick race. I have been punching him over the last nine lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a stern person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Egypt.
My first action as Head Maid will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Arts to hit all tickets. We still have many tickets that have never been hit. More than 47 percent of the people of Berlin and all of Egypt will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dog biscuits for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our geese and the dumps in which they live. Citizens of Berlin, let us all catch up for progress in Egypt!