Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Magic show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flummoxed by your support. Our journey has been a gargantuan one, and now that we have arrived back in Huntington Beach, I'm sure we all feel injured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Alf Hyde, my cousin, for dressing my pair of knitting needles whenever needed, and Clarisa Ward, for her nonchalance. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sydmo Kringle, for running a luxurious race. I have been fighting with her over the last seven weeks, and it is evident that she is a shiftless person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Guatemala.
My first action as Head Scout will be to instruct the Yetis Auxiliary to spray all bowls. We still have many bowls that have never been sprayed. More than 62 percent of the people of Huntington Beach and all of Guatemala will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cigarette lighters for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our alligators and the gardens in which they live. Citizens of Huntington Beach, let us all laugh for progress in Guatemala!