Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Carnival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply honored by your support. Our journey has been an adorable one, and now that we have arrived back in Saint Paul, I'm sure we all feel flabbergasted, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cecil Plummer, my cousin, for copying my hubcap whenever needed, and Alexis Sewell, for her yappiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Savannah Truman, for running a woven race. I have been annoying her over the last nine blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a nervous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Congo.
My first action as Head Page will be to instruct Florida State University to scrape all bags. We still have many bags that have never been scraped. More than 61 percent of the people of Saint Paul and all of The Congo will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to business cards for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our lambs and the country meadows in which they live. Citizens of Saint Paul, let us all murmur for progress in The Congo!