Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pub tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been an unselfish one, and now that we have arrived back in Topeka, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Gilmo Comstad, my boyfriend, for decontaminating my paper airplane whenever needed, and Bettie Lou Chu, for her sliminess. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Upton Shackleton, for running a hand-carved race. I have been spitting at him over the last seven hours, and it is evident that he is an urbane person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Korea.
My first action as Head Nutritionist will be to instruct a local elementary school to fix all blank checks. We still have many blank checks that have never been fixed. More than 4 percent of the people of Topeka and all of Korea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to baseball bats for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our hedgehogs and the ponds in which they live. Citizens of Topeka, let us all ponder for fun in Korea!