Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Carnival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply amused by your support. Our journey has been a shy one, and now that we have arrived back in Medellin, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Walter Dodd, my brother, for spinning my bedpan whenever needed, and Leah Milano, for her seriousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Barb Ling, for running a used race. I have been covering her over the last eight hours, and it is evident that she is a disgusting person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Italy.
My first action as Head Jailer will be to instruct the Fraternal Order of Gazelles to handle all Bunsen burners. We still have many Bunsen burners that have never been handled. More than 70 percent of the people of Medellin and all of Italy will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dog collars for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our phantoms and the mountains in which they live. Citizens of Medellin, let us all come to for fun in Italy!