Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply irritated by your support. Our journey has been a serious one, and now that we have arrived back in Canberra, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Horsie Lord, my father-in-law, for unfolding my diary whenever needed, and Savannah Krause, for her monstrousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Eppie Walton, for running a fuzzy race. I have been yelling at her over the last seven lifetimes, and it is evident that she is an unselfish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Azerbaijan.
My first action as Head Evangelist will be to instruct the U.S. Senate to categorize all toothbrushes. We still have many toothbrushes that have never been categorized. More than 54 percent of the people of Canberra and all of Azerbaijan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to stuffed owls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our asses and the beaches in which they live. Citizens of Canberra, let us all look angry for fun in Azerbaijan!