Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pizza parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a mean one, and now that we have arrived back in Caracas, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Archie Marlowe, my uncle, for whirling my Frisbee whenever needed, and Libby Zhu, for her tiredness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Timothy Tillerman, for running a ragged race. I have been looking at him over the last six lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a relaxed person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Paraguay.
My first action as Head Lawyer will be to instruct the Christian Temperance Union to stash all magnifying glasses. We still have many magnifying glasses that have never been stashed. More than 36 percent of the people of Caracas and all of Paraguay will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cowbells for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our beagles and the arroyos in which they live. Citizens of Caracas, let us all look smart for fun in Paraguay!