Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been a brilliant one, and now that we have arrived back in Havana, I'm sure we all feel affected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Buster Case, my third cousin twice-removed, for smearing my pot whenever needed, and Stormy Falcone, for her relaxation. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Hugh Higgins, for running a valuable race. I have been reeducating him over the last ten fortnights, and it is evident that he is an enraged person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bahrain.
My first action as Head Snake charmer will be to instruct Puerto Rico State University to stash all blankets. We still have many blankets that have never been stashed. More than 33 percent of the people of Havana and all of Bahrain will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to towels for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our llamas and the canyons in which they live. Citizens of Havana, let us all take a bath for progress in Bahrain!