Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply embarrassed by your support. Our journey has been a refined one, and now that we have arrived back in Austin, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Albert Klein, my boyfriend, for smudging my chamber pot whenever needed, and Lillian Giordano, for her earnestness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Zeke Klein, for running a ridged race. I have been transforming him over the last four decades, and it is evident that he is an amiable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Romania.
My first action as Head Jeweler will be to instruct the International Brotherhood of Loan officers to toss all paper clips. We still have many paper clips that have never been tossed. More than 14 percent of the people of Austin and all of Romania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pizzas for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our boars and the wastelands in which they live. Citizens of Austin, let us all scratch for fun in Romania!