Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Restaurant tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply irritated by your support. Our journey has been a shy one, and now that we have arrived back in Garland, I'm sure we all feel reassured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cyrus Falcon, my cousin, for probing my flag whenever needed, and Iggy Irvin, for her apoplecticness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bonita Warren, for running a smelly race. I have been cozying up to her over the last two lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a fiendish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Morocco.
My first action as Head Criminal will be to instruct the ASPCA to archive all fire hoses. We still have many fire hoses that have never been archived. More than 58 percent of the people of Garland and all of Morocco will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to toolboxes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our lobsters and the battlefields in which they live. Citizens of Garland, let us all play Farmer in the Dell for fun in Morocco!