Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art gallery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bored by your support. Our journey has been a difficult one, and now that we have arrived back in Garden Grove, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Hugh Ortmann, my boyfriend, for emptying my clam whenever needed, and Cindy Carter, for her frumpiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Nicole Gustafson, for running a golden race. I have been cozying up to her over the last three years, and it is evident that she is a contented person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Pakistan.
My first action as Head Professor will be to instruct the Audubon Society to unlock all paper clips. We still have many paper clips that have never been unlocked. More than 15 percent of the people of Garden Grove and all of Pakistan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to oriental vases for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our anacondas and the cornfields in which they live. Citizens of Garden Grove, let us all twitch for progress in Pakistan!