Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bake sale tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a deadly one, and now that we have arrived back in Virginia Beach, I'm sure we all feel displeased, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Trent Lancaster, my brother, for spraying my stopwatch whenever needed, and Nadine Hart, for her anemia. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Olive Lott, for running a stolen race. I have been scaring her over the last ten months, and it is evident that she is a sincere person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Albania.
My first action as Head Cheesemaker will be to instruct the National Football League to rub all daisies. We still have many daisies that have never been rubbed. More than 7 percent of the people of Virginia Beach and all of Albania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cactus plants for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our rats and the fields in which they live. Citizens of Virginia Beach, let us all carry on for progress in Albania!