Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Natural history museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply annoyed by your support. Our journey has been a gallant one, and now that we have arrived back in Hiroshima, I'm sure we all feel amused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Alf Bing, my boyfriend, for archiving my chain whenever needed, and Evette Van Heusen, for her haggardness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jennessa Clapper, for running a cheap race. I have been trusting her over the last nine months, and it is evident that she is a muscular person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Chile.
My first action as Head Rancher will be to instruct the Salvadoran Parliament to bless all cans of sardines. We still have many cans of sardines that have never been blessed. More than 62 percent of the people of Hiroshima and all of Chile will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cigars for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our boa constrictors and the savannas in which they live. Citizens of Hiroshima, let us all exhale for progress in Chile!