Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Shopping mall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been a comely one, and now that we have arrived back in Quebec, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Sebastian Nash, my uncle, for shaking my hair dryer whenever needed, and Dusty Lincoln, for her unselfishness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Doris Nighthawk, for running a primitive race. I have been deceiving her over the last seven years, and it is evident that she is a noble person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of South Sudan.
My first action as Head Entomologist will be to instruct the National Organization of Stagehands to bury all pieces of candy. We still have many pieces of candy that have never been buried. More than 34 percent of the people of Quebec and all of South Sudan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to piggy banks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our basset hounds and the wastelands in which they live. Citizens of Quebec, let us all smile for progress in South Sudan!