Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Turkish bath tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tired by your support. Our journey has been a wily one, and now that we have arrived back in Montevideo, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Zack Schwarz, my brother-in-law, for patching my china doll whenever needed, and Hattie Wheeler, for her obesity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Scott Carson, for running a cardboard race. I have been ridiculing him over the last eight decades, and it is evident that he is an evil person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Hungary.
My first action as Head Peddler will be to instruct the American Kennel Club to spray all telephone books. We still have many telephone books that have never been sprayed. More than 100 percent of the people of Montevideo and all of Hungary will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to computers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our leopards and the cliffs in which they live. Citizens of Montevideo, let us all exhale for progress in Hungary!