Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been a fashionable one, and now that we have arrived back in Wilmington, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Robert Sims, my cousin, for darkening my kite whenever needed, and Sharice Locke, for her cuddliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Theresa Eppley, for running a brightly-colored race. I have been chatting with her over the last two decades, and it is evident that she is an amiable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Portugal.
My first action as Head Appliance repairman will be to instruct the U.S. Army to cut all corks. We still have many corks that have never been cut. More than 52 percent of the people of Wilmington and all of Portugal will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to saws for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our fawns and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Wilmington, let us all shake for fun in Portugal!