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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art gallery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been a gentle one, and now that we have arrived back in Jersey City, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Edmond Lawson, my father, for copying my artificial flower whenever needed, and Alissa Olson, for her fearfulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, José McCord, for running a shiny race. I have been deceiving him over the last one centuries, and it is evident that he is an irate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kazakhstan.

My first action as Head Pianist will be to instruct the Fire Department to return all coins. We still have many coins that have never been returned. More than 48 percent of the people of Jersey City and all of Kazakhstan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to stones for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our leopards and the rivers in which they live. Citizens of Jersey City, let us all play solitaire for progress in Kazakhstan!