Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rodeo tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply rattled by your support. Our journey has been a talkative one, and now that we have arrived back in Oceanside, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Howard Brazil, my boyfriend, for greasing my washrag whenever needed, and Lynn Mainz, for her menace. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Willie Warren, for running a heavy race. I have been frowning at him over the last eight lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a tactful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Israel.
My first action as Head House spouse will be to instruct the Humane Society to kill all napkins. We still have many napkins that have never been killed. More than 68 percent of the people of Oceanside and all of Israel will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to packages for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our anteaters and the lagoons in which they live. Citizens of Oceanside, let us all chew for progress in Israel!