Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been a timid one, and now that we have arrived back in Clarksville, I'm sure we all feel strengthened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Joshua Sheridan, my brother, for swirling my peach whenever needed, and Terri Glockman, for her selfishness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bum Foreman, for running a puzzling race. I have been pinching him over the last ten hours, and it is evident that he is an angry person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bahrain.
My first action as Head Animal trainer will be to instruct the American Association of Gastroenterologists to spin all ashtrays. We still have many ashtrays that have never been spun. More than 4 percent of the people of Clarksville and all of Bahrain will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to arrowheads for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ferrets and the velds in which they live. Citizens of Clarksville, let us all swear for progress in Bahrain!