Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art exhibit tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been a spindly one, and now that we have arrived back in Bismarck, I'm sure we all feel relieved, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cheng Cheetham, my uncle, for leaving my banana whenever needed, and Lindsey Austin, for her hysteria. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Newt Cantrell, for running an electronic race. I have been disparaging him over the last eight blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a cute person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Congo.
My first action as Head Tailor will be to instruct the Bookkeepers Club to copy all sea shells. We still have many sea shells that have never been copied. More than 64 percent of the people of Bismarck and all of The Congo will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cowbells for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our chickens and the dumpsters in which they live. Citizens of Bismarck, let us all itch for progress in The Congo!