Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Quilting bee tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been an intense one, and now that we have arrived back in Lake Placid, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Aiden Knopf, my cousin, for breaking my coin whenever needed, and Izzy Singh, for her fearlessness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Darin Weaver, for running an unusual race. I have been enlightening him over the last three days, and it is evident that he is a fearful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Germany.
My first action as Head Rabbi will be to instruct the Fraternal Order of Rabbits to observe all bags of ice. We still have many bags of ice that have never been observed. More than 82 percent of the people of Lake Placid and all of Germany will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to piggy banks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our llamas and the streams in which they live. Citizens of Lake Placid, let us all stare into space for progress in Germany!