Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Exercise club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been an elderly one, and now that we have arrived back in St. Louis, I'm sure we all feel honored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Matt Gifford, my third cousin twice-removed, for scuffing my top whenever needed, and Krista Keene, for her humility. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Susanna Whiteside, for running an electronic race. I have been pleasing her over the last seven lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a moody person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of South Sudan.
My first action as Head Church usher will be to instruct the Audubon Society to demolish all bottles of perfume. We still have many bottles of perfume that have never been demolished. More than 92 percent of the people of St. Louis and all of South Sudan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to toothbrushes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our wallabies and the mountaintops in which they live. Citizens of St. Louis, let us all stretch for progress in South Sudan!