Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Shopping mall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bamboozled by your support. Our journey has been a cunning one, and now that we have arrived back in Chicago, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Studs Khatchaturian, my brother-in-law, for delivering my chamber pot whenever needed, and Jean Ecklund, for her timidity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Babs Reynolds, for running a striped race. I have been rebuffing her over the last eight weeks, and it is evident that she is an enraged person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bahrain.
My first action as Head Hoarder will be to instruct the American Association of Bank robbers to pick all fish. We still have many fish that have never been picked. More than 36 percent of the people of Chicago and all of Bahrain will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to knitting needles for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our penguins and the mountaintops in which they live. Citizens of Chicago, let us all twitch for progress in Bahrain!