Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Political rally tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bewildered by your support. Our journey has been an intense one, and now that we have arrived back in Bonn, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Barry Rand, my uncle, for hanging my bouquet whenever needed, and Beatrice Robinson, for her seriousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Clem Katz, for running an ordinary race. I have been soothing him over the last one minutes, and it is evident that he is an impish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Latvia.
My first action as Head Peanut vendor will be to instruct the Bureau of Indian Affairs to score all pain pills. We still have many pain pills that have never been scored. More than 89 percent of the people of Bonn and all of Latvia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to balloons for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our fish and the moonscapes in which they live. Citizens of Bonn, let us all barf for progress in Latvia!