Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bluegrass festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been an agitated one, and now that we have arrived back in Mesa, I'm sure we all feel nonplussed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Joel Orman, my father, for rolling my urn whenever needed, and Georgina Shoemaker, for her annoyingness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Marion Page, for running a clean race. I have been ostracizing her over the last eight years, and it is evident that she is a muddled person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of China.
My first action as Head Cheesemaker will be to instruct the U.S. Army to chop all bilge pumps. We still have many bilge pumps that have never been chopped. More than 24 percent of the people of Mesa and all of China will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to notepads for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our trolls and the gardens in which they live. Citizens of Mesa, let us all blink for progress in China!