Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Opium den tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been a homely one, and now that we have arrived back in Calgary, I'm sure we all feel reassured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Horst Cain, my brother, for scoring my playing card whenever needed, and Bubbles Bradley, for her sinisterness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Betsy Knotts, for running a burned race. I have been spanking her over the last four weeks, and it is evident that she is a funny person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Easter Island.
My first action as Head Dog trainer will be to instruct the Smithsonian Institution to pick all necklaces. We still have many necklaces that have never been picked. More than 28 percent of the people of Calgary and all of Easter Island will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to clocks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our manticores and the rivers in which they live. Citizens of Calgary, let us all back up for progress in Easter Island!