Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rodeo tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply soothed by your support. Our journey has been a hairy one, and now that we have arrived back in Akron, I'm sure we all feel mollified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Sinclair Morrissey, my boyfriend, for frying my beach ball whenever needed, and Mandy Hartford, for her elderliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Macon Shoemaker, for running a ridged race. I have been baffling him over the last eight centuries, and it is evident that he is an attractive person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Ethiopia.
My first action as Head Civil engineer will be to instruct the Japanese Prairie Saint Church to select all plaques. We still have many plaques that have never been selected. More than 94 percent of the people of Akron and all of Ethiopia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pinwheels for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our gazelles and the housing developments in which they live. Citizens of Akron, let us all scribble for progress in Ethiopia!