Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been an ambitious one, and now that we have arrived back in Casablanca, I'm sure we all feel flummoxed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Russell Schibbel, my brother, for yanking my cupcake whenever needed, and Madelyn Goldwater, for her beauty. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ava Beagle, for running a delicate race. I have been disinfecting her over the last ten centuries, and it is evident that she is a disorganized person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Puerto Rico.
My first action as Head Nutritionist will be to instruct the Vase Collectors Club to gold plate all thumb drives. We still have many thumb drives that have never been gold plated. More than 93 percent of the people of Casablanca and all of Puerto Rico will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to crutches for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our garter snakes and the wastelands in which they live. Citizens of Casablanca, let us all tread water for fun in Puerto Rico!