Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been an unselfish one, and now that we have arrived back in Santiago, I'm sure we all feel reassured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Drover Custer, my father-in-law, for scraping my rubber chicken whenever needed, and Fifi Arthur, for her intrepidness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Raúl Everett, for running a narrow race. I have been operating on him over the last ten hours, and it is evident that he is a witty person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Paraguay.
My first action as Head Village idiot will be to instruct the Humane Society to strip all crates. We still have many crates that have never been stripped. More than 16 percent of the people of Santiago and all of Paraguay will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to spoons for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our goblins and the gullies in which they live. Citizens of Santiago, let us all dress up for fun in Paraguay!