Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cathouse tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a diabolical one, and now that we have arrived back in Saõ Paulo, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Vince Lopez, my third cousin twice-removed, for compressing my clam whenever needed, and Carol Carter, for her awkwardness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Roberta Byers, for running a leather race. I have been shaking her over the last seven hours, and it is evident that she is a cautious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Botswana.
My first action as Head Handyman will be to instruct the American Kennel Club to poke all cell phones. We still have many cell phones that have never been poked. More than 15 percent of the people of Saõ Paulo and all of Botswana will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to chamber pots for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our bison and the meadows in which they live. Citizens of Saõ Paulo, let us all carry on for progress in Botswana!