Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ballet tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply encouraged by your support. Our journey has been a yappy one, and now that we have arrived back in Reno, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Zack Brinkman, my third cousin twice-removed, for shaving my doll whenever needed, and Joanie Wimple, for her articulateness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jodene Phillips, for running a bent race. I have been educating her over the last eight months, and it is evident that she is a sincere person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Israel.
My first action as Head Mail carrier will be to instruct the National Football League to grease all peaches. We still have many peaches that have never been greased. More than 89 percent of the people of Reno and all of Israel will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to piggy banks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our lobsters and the creeks in which they live. Citizens of Reno, let us all dance for progress in Israel!