Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Massage parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply irritated by your support. Our journey has been an intense one, and now that we have arrived back in Lake Placid, I'm sure we all feel freaked out, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Siggy Dole, my third cousin twice-removed, for unfastening my bicycle whenever needed, and Bella Davis, for her cautiousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, André Gray, for running a burned race. I have been replacing him over the last three seconds, and it is evident that he is a peculiar person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of South Africa.
My first action as Head Rock musician will be to instruct the ASPCA to balance all bags of ice. We still have many bags of ice that have never been balanced. More than 68 percent of the people of Lake Placid and all of South Africa will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to muffins for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our worms and the neighborhoods in which they live. Citizens of Lake Placid, let us all freeze for progress in South Africa!