Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply soothed by your support. Our journey has been an annoying one, and now that we have arrived back in Rochester, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Clifton Osborne, my father, for attacking my pickle whenever needed, and Elizabeth Romano, for her zaniness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bailey Ferber, for running an ordinary race. I have been educating her over the last one hours, and it is evident that she is a demented person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Peru.
My first action as Head Peddler will be to instruct the Christian Temperance Union to destroy all purses. We still have many purses that have never been destroyed. More than 42 percent of the people of Rochester and all of Peru will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to comic books for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our cows and the gullies in which they live. Citizens of Rochester, let us all swoon for fun in Peru!