Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a sweet one, and now that we have arrived back in Manhattan, I'm sure we all feel mortified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank John Sitzman, my boyfriend, for pruning my iPhone whenever needed, and Regina Douglas, for her talkativeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Joel Ashe, for running an imported race. I have been double-crossing him over the last two minutes, and it is evident that he is a friendly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mozambique.
My first action as Head Ichthyologist will be to instruct the Navy to monitor all twigs. We still have many twigs that have never been monitored. More than 92 percent of the people of Manhattan and all of Mozambique will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bird cages for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our ponies and the dumpsters in which they live. Citizens of Manhattan, let us all holler for fun in Mozambique!