Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Wax museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been a charming one, and now that we have arrived back in Auckland, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Quinn Watson, my third cousin twice-removed, for stacking my pop bottle whenever needed, and Iggy Franklin, for her awkwardness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Preston Onassis, for running a crooked race. I have been burying him over the last seven lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a cute person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lower Slobbovia.
My first action as Head Attorney will be to instruct the U.S. Embassy to reposition all bags of groceries. We still have many bags of groceries that have never been repositioned. More than 30 percent of the people of Auckland and all of Lower Slobbovia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bagpipes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our minks and the rainforests in which they live. Citizens of Auckland, let us all catch up for fun in Lower Slobbovia!