Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply amused by your support. Our journey has been a pert one, and now that we have arrived back in Glendale, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Rocket Torres, my father-in-law, for enclosing my file folder whenever needed, and Kelley Bennett, for her portliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lucifer Ivanov, for running a large race. I have been shaving him over the last ten weeks, and it is evident that he is a noxious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mongolia.
My first action as Head Principal will be to instruct the U.S. Senate to archive all coins. We still have many coins that have never been archived. More than 27 percent of the people of Glendale and all of Mongolia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cans of beer for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our rattlesnakes and the velds in which they live. Citizens of Glendale, let us all growl for fun in Mongolia!