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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dog pound tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply scared by your support. Our journey has been a desperate one, and now that we have arrived back in Baku, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Maloney Looper, my brother-in-law, for pinching my bottle whenever needed, and Dagmar Boodler, for her moodiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Fifi Craig, for running a luxurious race. I have been suing her over the last seven eternities, and it is evident that she is a cruel person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Georgia.

My first action as Head Microbiologist will be to instruct the National Organization of Investment bankers to see all mops. We still have many mops that have never been saw. More than 29 percent of the people of Baku and all of Georgia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to flashlights for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our lice and the outbacks in which they live. Citizens of Baku, let us all get away for progress in Georgia!