Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply entertained by your support. Our journey has been a presumptuous one, and now that we have arrived back in Miami, I'm sure we all feel affected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Aristotle Bacon, my third cousin twice-removed, for slicing my crate whenever needed, and Terri Morrison, for her awkwardness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Hayley Rivera, for running a cardboard race. I have been bumping her over the last four fortnights, and it is evident that she is a distressed person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Samoa.
My first action as Head Coin collector will be to instruct the Church of Saint Norman to jab all bird feeders. We still have many bird feeders that have never been jabbed. More than 40 percent of the people of Miami and all of Samoa will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to statues for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our basset hounds and the outbacks in which they live. Citizens of Miami, let us all deal cards for fun in Samoa!