Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Striptease tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flummoxed by your support. Our journey has been a rude one, and now that we have arrived back in Baghdad, I'm sure we all feel reassured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Lucky Gagné, my brother-in-law, for beating my clipboard whenever needed, and Brianna Kennedy, for her deadliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lauren Conrad, for running a gigantic race. I have been arguing with her over the last nine years, and it is evident that she is a cunning person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Namibia.
My first action as Head Missionary will be to instruct the National Wildlife Federation to hoist all Lego sets. We still have many Lego sets that have never been hoisted. More than 31 percent of the people of Baghdad and all of Namibia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to potatoes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our wombats and the ponds in which they live. Citizens of Baghdad, let us all blush for progress in Namibia!