Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Turkish bath tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bewildered by your support. Our journey has been a spunky one, and now that we have arrived back in San Salvador, I'm sure we all feel appalled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Shamus Appleby, my father-in-law, for frying my diamond whenever needed, and Victoria Hobbs, for her franticness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Stephanie Lippman, for running a fluffy race. I have been isolating her over the last six centuries, and it is evident that she is an artistic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Slovenia.
My first action as Head Warehouse picker will be to instruct the Navy to remove all baskets. We still have many baskets that have never been removed. More than 77 percent of the people of San Salvador and all of Slovenia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags of groceries for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our penguins and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of San Salvador, let us all chortle for fun in Slovenia!