Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Wax museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bewildered by your support. Our journey has been a radiant one, and now that we have arrived back in Copenhagen, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jimmy Fischer, my brother, for fixing my roll of duct tape whenever needed, and Shannon Van Heusen, for her cockiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sig Khatchaturian, for running a jagged race. I have been sitting on him over the last three seconds, and it is evident that he is a dismal person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Japan.
My first action as Head Shopkeeper will be to instruct the American Kennel Club to inspect all Happy Meals. We still have many Happy Meals that have never been inspected. More than 22 percent of the people of Copenhagen and all of Japan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pails for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our lemurs and the mesas in which they live. Citizens of Copenhagen, let us all dawdle for fun in Japan!