Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Movie theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a merry one, and now that we have arrived back in Concord, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Plato Brooke, my father, for hurling my firecracker whenever needed, and Robin Ecklund, for her poise. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Terri Craig, for running a used race. I have been tormenting her over the last five hours, and it is evident that she is a radiant person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Greece.
My first action as Head Silversmith will be to instruct the National Rifle Association to pummel all clarinets. We still have many clarinets that have never been pummeled. More than 69 percent of the people of Concord and all of Greece will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to key rings for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our apes and the cesspools in which they live. Citizens of Concord, let us all jump for fun in Greece!