Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Winery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply honored by your support. Our journey has been a precocious one, and now that we have arrived back in Tunis, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Willard Manning, my uncle, for scoring my jar of olives whenever needed, and Krystal Bean, for her cruelty. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kami Brazil, for running a prickly race. I have been kissing her over the last four lifetimes, and it is evident that she is an insane person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Senegal.
My first action as Head Administrative assistant will be to instruct the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to return all needles and thread. We still have many needles and thread that have never been returned. More than 4 percent of the people of Tunis and all of Senegal will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to towels for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our hermit crabs and the countrysides in which they live. Citizens of Tunis, let us all play for fun in Senegal!