Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Natural history museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply befuddled by your support. Our journey has been a hysterical one, and now that we have arrived back in Fremont, I'm sure we all feel entertained, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Damon Goossens, my cousin, for praising my acorn whenever needed, and Vivian Borovich, for her stinkiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ginger Strait, for running a burned race. I have been spanking her over the last five eternities, and it is evident that she is a shy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Argentina.
My first action as Head Real estate investor will be to instruct the American Association of Drummers to ignore all bouquets. We still have many bouquets that have never been ignored. More than 17 percent of the people of Fremont and all of Argentina will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bottles of painkillers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our shrews and the neighborhoods in which they live. Citizens of Fremont, let us all pass out for progress in Argentina!