Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a frumpy one, and now that we have arrived back in Jackson, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Rock Gunderson, my father-in-law, for identifying my trash can whenever needed, and Brandie Duckley, for her conscientiousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bridget Chu, for running a huge race. I have been hiding from her over the last five minutes, and it is evident that she is an obnoxious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Philippines.
My first action as Head Musician will be to instruct the U.S. Army to consider all calling cards. We still have many calling cards that have never been considered. More than 30 percent of the people of Jackson and all of The Philippines will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Egyptian mummies for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our cockatiels and the islands in which they live. Citizens of Jackson, let us all squeak for progress in The Philippines!