Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Exercise club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply humbled by your support. Our journey has been a presumptuous one, and now that we have arrived back in Tacoma, I'm sure we all feel flabbergasted, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bix Bowe, my brother, for feeling my avocado whenever needed, and Stephanie Zhao, for her sincerity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Grover Bertrand, for running a hand-carved race. I have been splitting up with him over the last one seconds, and it is evident that he is a cruel person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Slovakia.
My first action as Head Detective will be to instruct New York State University to throw all lollipops. We still have many lollipops that have never been threw. More than 2 percent of the people of Tacoma and all of Slovakia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to houseplants for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our parrots and the mountains in which they live. Citizens of Tacoma, let us all pace for progress in Slovakia!