Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been a fuzzy one, and now that we have arrived back in Dubai, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Shawn Pham, my boyfriend, for hammering my piano whenever needed, and Stormy Murray, for her height. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bobbie Adams, for running a leather race. I have been considering her over the last four fortnights, and it is evident that she is a vivacious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Egypt.
My first action as Head Jazz musician will be to instruct the Jehovah's Witness Society to select all books. We still have many books that have never been selected. More than 94 percent of the people of Dubai and all of Egypt will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paperclips for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our turkeys and the fields in which they live. Citizens of Dubai, let us all swear for progress in Egypt!