Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been a depraved one, and now that we have arrived back in Frankfurt, I'm sure we all feel freaked out, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Nathaniel Cotton, my father-in-law, for unwrapping my nail whenever needed, and Abigail Boyce, for her brassiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Celia Tuttle, for running a smooth race. I have been calling her over the last seven lifetimes, and it is evident that she is an obese person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Morocco.
My first action as Head Boat captain will be to instruct Alcoholics Anonymous to pluck all packs of gum. We still have many packs of gum that have never been plucked. More than 27 percent of the people of Frankfurt and all of Morocco will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dog collars for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our basset hounds and the buffalo wallows in which they live. Citizens of Frankfurt, let us all mumble for progress in Morocco!