Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pizza parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply befuddled by your support. Our journey has been a lively one, and now that we have arrived back in Bogotá, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Steven Rogers, my father, for emptying my plaque whenever needed, and Lily Ibrahim, for her calmness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Gertrude Goldfarb, for running a charming race. I have been believing in her over the last seven seconds, and it is evident that she is a decent person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Tibet.
My first action as Head Singer will be to instruct a local elementary school to load all snails. We still have many snails that have never been loaded. More than 57 percent of the people of Bogotá and all of Tibet will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to ironing boards for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our manatees and the glens in which they live. Citizens of Bogotá, let us all dither for fun in Tibet!