Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bookstore tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply annoyed by your support. Our journey has been a shiftless one, and now that we have arrived back in San Antonio, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Arnold Potts, my cousin, for crushing my church key whenever needed, and Heidi Keene, for her gregariousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Brianna Bratt, for running a hideous race. I have been staring at her over the last three eternities, and it is evident that she is a frightened person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kazakhstan.
My first action as Head Math teacher will be to instruct Friends of Anteaters to pack all flowerpots. We still have many flowerpots that have never been packed. More than 73 percent of the people of San Antonio and all of Kazakhstan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to doilies for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our groundhogs and the islands in which they live. Citizens of San Antonio, let us all play Duck Duck Goose for progress in Kazakhstan!