Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply humbled by your support. Our journey has been a heavyset one, and now that we have arrived back in Midland, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Pablo Stucky, my third cousin twice-removed, for lynching my bag whenever needed, and Teresa Pimsleur, for her timidity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Regina James, for running an overgrown race. I have been breaking her over the last six months, and it is evident that she is a fierce person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Germany.
My first action as Head Magician will be to instruct a local elementary school to shorten all china dolls. We still have many china dolls that have never been shortened. More than 72 percent of the people of Midland and all of Germany will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fingernail clippers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Pekingeses and the moonscapes in which they live. Citizens of Midland, let us all snore for progress in Germany!