Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art gallery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply annoyed by your support. Our journey has been a muddled one, and now that we have arrived back in Auckland, I'm sure we all feel rattled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Twigs Welles, my third cousin twice-removed, for breaking my Frisbee whenever needed, and Bria Cosak, for her fashionableness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Boots Griebel, for running a flexible race. I have been delighting him over the last seven seconds, and it is evident that he is a shiftless person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belize.
My first action as Head Nomadic sheepherder will be to instruct the Internal Revenue Service to fry all pizzas. We still have many pizzas that have never been fried. More than 24 percent of the people of Auckland and all of Belize will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to maps for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our macaques and the islands in which they live. Citizens of Auckland, let us all slobber for fun in Belize!