Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cathouse tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frustrated by your support. Our journey has been a hungry one, and now that we have arrived back in Oklahoma City, I'm sure we all feel mollified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Allan Bushnell, my cousin, for breaking my wrench whenever needed, and Alberta Craig, for her pride. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sophie Ortmann, for running a petite race. I have been analyzing her over the last eight years, and it is evident that she is a sloppy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Turkey.
My first action as Head Organist will be to instruct the Daughters of the American Revolution to annoint all combs. We still have many combs that have never been annointed. More than 1 percent of the people of Oklahoma City and all of Turkey will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to hammers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our wolverines and the deserts in which they live. Citizens of Oklahoma City, let us all screech for fun in Turkey!