Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bridge club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply enraged by your support. Our journey has been a gargantuan one, and now that we have arrived back in Kampala, I'm sure we all feel saddened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bradley Weinstein, my brother-in-law, for stashing my microphone whenever needed, and Mindy Dolman, for her generousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Katie Poole, for running a soft race. I have been banishing her over the last eight weeks, and it is evident that she is a dismal person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kuwait.
My first action as Head Network administrator will be to instruct the Impossible Missions Force to face all hammers. We still have many hammers that have never been faced. More than 2 percent of the people of Kampala and all of Kuwait will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paper towels for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our toads and the plains in which they live. Citizens of Kampala, let us all look smart for fun in Kuwait!