Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Casino tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mollified by your support. Our journey has been a crazy one, and now that we have arrived back in Santa Fe, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Nathan Cairns, my cousin, for greasing my microphone whenever needed, and Vanessa Quick, for her bounciness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Marybel Niebels, for running an odd race. I have been tattling on her over the last three years, and it is evident that she is a shiftless person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kenya.
My first action as Head Jockey will be to instruct the U.S. Senate to punch all hockey pucks. We still have many hockey pucks that have never been punched. More than 7 percent of the people of Santa Fe and all of Kenya will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Helmholz resonators for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dingoes and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Santa Fe, let us all cringe for fun in Kenya!