Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Lecture on blank checks tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply befuddled by your support. Our journey has been an excitable one, and now that we have arrived back in Cheyenne, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bull Buffalo, my brother-in-law, for slashing my nail whenever needed, and Emmeline Tweedie, for her nervousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Franklin Peralta, for running an art deco race. I have been maligning him over the last five seconds, and it is evident that he is a self-confident person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nepal.
My first action as Head Butcher will be to instruct the Jehovah's Witness Society to smudge all playing cards. We still have many playing cards that have never been smudged. More than 19 percent of the people of Cheyenne and all of Nepal will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to church keys for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our seals and the ranges in which they live. Citizens of Cheyenne, let us all faint for fun in Nepal!