Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pizza parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply entertained by your support. Our journey has been a coy one, and now that we have arrived back in Pasadena, I'm sure we all feel mollified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Edwin Eaton, my cousin, for smearing my peach whenever needed, and Audra Novak, for her nobility. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sebastian Shapiro, for running a rusty race. I have been overlooking him over the last two years, and it is evident that he is a dapper person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kenya.
My first action as Head Jazz musician will be to instruct the National Society of Bellhops to see all clothespins. We still have many clothespins that have never been saw. More than 60 percent of the people of Pasadena and all of Kenya will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to screwdrivers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our eagles and the glens in which they live. Citizens of Pasadena, let us all faint for fun in Kenya!