Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Magic show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been a tense one, and now that we have arrived back in Denver, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Floyd Ibrahim, my cousin, for hitting my computer whenever needed, and Evelyn Northrum, for her wizenedness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Twigs Gilson, for running a loose race. I have been amusing him over the last one years, and it is evident that he is a crazy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of China.
My first action as Head Referee will be to instruct Pediatricians Anonymous to shake all fish bowls. We still have many fish bowls that have never been shook. More than 56 percent of the people of Denver and all of China will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fishhooks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dodo birds and the fields in which they live. Citizens of Denver, let us all knit for fun in China!