Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bookstore tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mortified by your support. Our journey has been a paranoid one, and now that we have arrived back in Pasadena, I'm sure we all feel affected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bruce Yager, my father, for blaming my water bottle whenever needed, and Lynn Bushnell, for her megalomaniacalness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Cory Dewey, for running a striped race. I have been suspecting him over the last two blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a stern person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Estonia.
My first action as Head Auditor will be to instruct Friends of Ostriches to prepare all salt shakers. We still have many salt shakers that have never been prepared. More than 72 percent of the people of Pasadena and all of Estonia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to toys for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our lice and the backyards in which they live. Citizens of Pasadena, let us all screech for fun in Estonia!