Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Political rally tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been a sanguine one, and now that we have arrived back in Knoxville, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ray Javits, my boyfriend, for shredding my spinning wheel whenever needed, and Valentina Bean, for her self-confidence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Melissa England, for running an immense race. I have been mocking her over the last one decades, and it is evident that she is a demented person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lebanon.
My first action as Head Coin collector will be to instruct the Audubon Society to rebuild all pieces of chalk. We still have many pieces of chalk that have never been rebuilt. More than 83 percent of the people of Knoxville and all of Lebanon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to boxes of Kleenex for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our kittens and the buffalo wallows in which they live. Citizens of Knoxville, let us all bark for fun in Lebanon!