Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Discotheque tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply amused by your support. Our journey has been a corpulent one, and now that we have arrived back in Lakewood, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Juan Chandler, my boyfriend, for cooking my comic book whenever needed, and Kelley Simpson, for her nobility. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jeremy Hayashida, for running a luxurious race. I have been shrinking him over the last four years, and it is evident that he is a desperate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Australia.
My first action as Head Guitar player will be to instruct the National Rifle Association to grease all stopwatches. We still have many stopwatches that have never been greased. More than 38 percent of the people of Lakewood and all of Australia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of pliers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our hippopotami and the badlands areas in which they live. Citizens of Lakewood, let us all smile for fun in Australia!