Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Comedy club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been a suave one, and now that we have arrived back in Huntington Beach, I'm sure we all feel unaffected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Albert Crawford, my father-in-law, for washing my candy cane whenever needed, and Angela Sitting Bird, for her confidence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Norma Jean Manning, for running a golden race. I have been confusing her over the last three eternities, and it is evident that she is a blubbery person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Egypt.
My first action as Head Builder will be to instruct the Impossible Missions Force to ruin all needles and thread. We still have many needles and thread that have never been ruined. More than 29 percent of the people of Huntington Beach and all of Egypt will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cameras for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our goats and the grasslands in which they live. Citizens of Huntington Beach, let us all scream for progress in Egypt!