Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pie-eating contest tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply relieved by your support. Our journey has been a naïve one, and now that we have arrived back in Clodville, I'm sure we all feel nonplussed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Vance Brooke, my brother, for checking my doll whenever needed, and Jeanette Osborne, for her wickedness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kendra Diamond, for running a charming race. I have been maligning her over the last one eternities, and it is evident that she is a hirsute person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lebanon.
My first action as Head Restaurant owner will be to instruct the CIA to wash all grease guns. We still have many grease guns that have never been washed. More than 78 percent of the people of Clodville and all of Lebanon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to computers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our snipes and the glens in which they live. Citizens of Clodville, let us all catch up for fun in Lebanon!