Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the County fair tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a wily one, and now that we have arrived back in Warsaw, I'm sure we all feel freaked out, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Pedro Nixon, my brother, for hurling my corsage whenever needed, and Toni Bower, for her cantankerousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Stormy Wooten, for running a dusty race. I have been annoying her over the last four eternities, and it is evident that she is a friendly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Russia.
My first action as Head Math teacher will be to instruct the American Medical Association to develop all buttons. We still have many buttons that have never been developed. More than 56 percent of the people of Warsaw and all of Russia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dog biscuits for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our badgers and the savannas in which they live. Citizens of Warsaw, let us all play for progress in Russia!