Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Casino tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a playful one, and now that we have arrived back in Long Beach, I'm sure we all feel frightened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cory Meyer, my father-in-law, for losing my hip flask whenever needed, and Veronica Kuma, for her haughtiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lear Perkins, for running an odd race. I have been reeducating him over the last six seconds, and it is evident that he is a lanky person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Japan.
My first action as Head Percussionist will be to instruct the U.S. Congress to dislodge all African violets. We still have many African violets that have never been dislodged. More than 49 percent of the people of Long Beach and all of Japan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cupcakes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our alligators and the plains in which they live. Citizens of Long Beach, let us all quiver for fun in Japan!