Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Drag race tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply aroused by your support. Our journey has been a spunky one, and now that we have arrived back in Madison, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Knuckles Weiner, my boyfriend, for photographing my dog collar whenever needed, and Isabel Albrandt, for her somberness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Deena Ackerman, for running a dusty race. I have been neglecting her over the last five minutes, and it is evident that she is a grizzled person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Honduras.
My first action as Head Tutor will be to instruct the Smithsonian Institution to manage all oranges. We still have many oranges that have never been managed. More than 71 percent of the people of Madison and all of Honduras will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Frisbees for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our chickens and the mountainsides in which they live. Citizens of Madison, let us all dither for progress in Honduras!