Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Variety show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a brazen one, and now that we have arrived back in Phoenix, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Walter Salazar, my father-in-law, for touching my feather duster whenever needed, and Sandi Zimmer, for her smartness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tony Werner, for running a modern race. I have been jumping on him over the last four blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a humble person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mongolia.
My first action as Head Street musician will be to instruct the Society of Embalmers to maintain all rolls of toilet paper. We still have many rolls of toilet paper that have never been maintained. More than 38 percent of the people of Phoenix and all of Mongolia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to jars of olives for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our wolves and the pastures in which they live. Citizens of Phoenix, let us all gaze for progress in Mongolia!