Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply encouraged by your support. Our journey has been a taciturn one, and now that we have arrived back in Orlando, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Adam Spooner, my uncle, for inflating my flowerpot whenever needed, and Norma Jean Magnusson, for her gallantry. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Roscoe O'Brien, for running a jagged race. I have been dating him over the last three days, and it is evident that he is a haggard person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mexico.
My first action as Head Entertainer will be to instruct the Church of God to shellac all coupons. We still have many coupons that have never been shellacked. More than 86 percent of the people of Orlando and all of Mexico will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to clarinets for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ravens and the wastelands in which they live. Citizens of Orlando, let us all chortle for progress in Mexico!