Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Public park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bewildered by your support. Our journey has been a miniscule one, and now that we have arrived back in Colorado Springs, I'm sure we all feel bored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Lynn Graham, my uncle, for waxing my broom whenever needed, and Penny Okara, for her nervousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Robert Ramirez, for running an overgrown race. I have been peeking at him over the last four years, and it is evident that he is a demented person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of South Africa.
My first action as Head Counselor will be to instruct the Entertainers Club to swat all pacifiers. We still have many pacifiers that have never been swatted. More than 80 percent of the people of Colorado Springs and all of South Africa will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of pliers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our dachshunds and the lagoons in which they live. Citizens of Colorado Springs, let us all curtsey for progress in South Africa!