Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been a pert one, and now that we have arrived back in Salt Lake City, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Henry Hanson, my third cousin twice-removed, for attacking my diamond whenever needed, and Christine Osterman, for her craziness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Devlin Borkowski, for running a fuzzy race. I have been spilling a cup of eggnog on him over the last three minutes, and it is evident that he is a calm person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Brazil.
My first action as Head Vacuum cleaner salesman will be to instruct a local elementary school to recognize all tablet computers. We still have many tablet computers that have never been recognized. More than 24 percent of the people of Salt Lake City and all of Brazil will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to packages for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our grasshoppers and the landfills in which they live. Citizens of Salt Lake City, let us all cheer up for progress in Brazil!