Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Church social tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply unaffected by your support. Our journey has been a rude one, and now that we have arrived back in Fontana, I'm sure we all feel freaked out, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jackson Brock, my father-in-law, for gripping my pumpkin whenever needed, and Francie Lawson, for her baldness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Garrett Witherbee, for running a shiny race. I have been escaping from him over the last three weeks, and it is evident that he is an awkward person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mexico.
My first action as Head Administrative assistant will be to instruct the International Brotherhood of Nutritionists to propel all pearls. We still have many pearls that have never been propelled. More than 85 percent of the people of Fontana and all of Mexico will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to saddles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our owls and the plains in which they live. Citizens of Fontana, let us all kneel for fun in Mexico!