Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Movie theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply strengthened by your support. Our journey has been a disagreeable one, and now that we have arrived back in Boulder, I'm sure we all feel displeased, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Mel Salazar, my boyfriend, for polishing my protest sign whenever needed, and Antonia Piper, for her unselfishness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Hugo Pham, for running a coarse race. I have been spitting at him over the last four blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a resolute person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Chile.
My first action as Head Bank robber will be to instruct the Fraternal Order of Lizards to submerse all dog biscuits. We still have many dog biscuits that have never been submersed. More than 75 percent of the people of Boulder and all of Chile will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to oranges for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our banana slugs and the pastures in which they live. Citizens of Boulder, let us all grumble for progress in Chile!