Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been a passionate one, and now that we have arrived back in Bozeman, I'm sure we all feel nonplussed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Sinclair Greenshields, my third cousin twice-removed, for waxing my hand puppet whenever needed, and Henrietta Riggs, for her enchantingness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Stormy Richards, for running an authentic race. I have been astonishing her over the last one centuries, and it is evident that she is a bald person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Algeria.
My first action as Head Football player will be to instruct the Rattlesnakes Auxiliary to beat all Rubik's cubes. We still have many Rubik's cubes that have never been beat. More than 64 percent of the people of Bozeman and all of Algeria will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to balaclavas for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our androids and the country meadows in which they live. Citizens of Bozeman, let us all nod for progress in Algeria!