Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art gallery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been a funny one, and now that we have arrived back in Wichita, I'm sure we all feel mollified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Thaddeus André, my brother-in-law, for gold plating my abacus whenever needed, and Rhoda Rogers, for her mournfulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Claudette Easton, for running a cheap race. I have been playing with her over the last seven seconds, and it is evident that she is a childish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Rwanda.
My first action as Head Dance instructor will be to instruct the U.S. Congress to load all hair dryers. We still have many hair dryers that have never been loaded. More than 29 percent of the people of Wichita and all of Rwanda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to chairs for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ostriches and the villages in which they live. Citizens of Wichita, let us all fidget for progress in Rwanda!