Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Hockey game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a sweet one, and now that we have arrived back in Yonkers, I'm sure we all feel honored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Roman Pickett, my third cousin twice-removed, for vacuuming my tissue whenever needed, and Heather Nye, for her wariness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Frank Katz, for running a crude race. I have been getting to know him over the last six fortnights, and it is evident that he is a furry person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Namibia.
My first action as Head Page will be to instruct the Wastebasket Collectors Club to dislodge all pencils. We still have many pencils that have never been dislodged. More than 60 percent of the people of Yonkers and all of Namibia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags of groceries for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our fish and the swamps in which they live. Citizens of Yonkers, let us all dress up for progress in Namibia!