Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Lecture on peanuts tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been a bellicose one, and now that we have arrived back in Oakland, I'm sure we all feel rattled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Papa Rosen, my brother, for polishing my abacus whenever needed, and Kaylee Hunt, for her paranoia. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Keiko Ellis, for running a musty race. I have been indoctrinating her over the last nine fortnights, and it is evident that she is a comely person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Somalia.
My first action as Head Telemarketer will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Arts to flush all ingots of plutonium. We still have many ingots of plutonium that have never been flushed. More than 10 percent of the people of Oakland and all of Somalia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to spools of thread for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our moles and the fields in which they live. Citizens of Oakland, let us all get dizzy for fun in Somalia!