Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Church social tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply enraged by your support. Our journey has been an artistic one, and now that we have arrived back in Perth Amboy, I'm sure we all feel strengthened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank John Duke, my father, for decontaminating my picture whenever needed, and Petunia Clooney, for her carefreeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lance Gentry, for running a greasy race. I have been tripping him over the last three blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a talkative person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Congo.
My first action as Head Convenience store clerk will be to instruct the National Marathon running Association to pick all candles. We still have many candles that have never been picked. More than 60 percent of the people of Perth Amboy and all of The Congo will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to toilet plungers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our parrots and the villages in which they live. Citizens of Perth Amboy, let us all bleed for progress in The Congo!