Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Reggae festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been a freakish one, and now that we have arrived back in Ottawa, I'm sure we all feel honored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Brad Trane, my father, for baking my thumb drive whenever needed, and Tracy Petrov, for her shiftiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, René Parker, for running a ragged race. I have been stumping him over the last ten blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a sincere person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Poland.
My first action as Head Hoarder will be to instruct the Smithsonian Institution to kill all piggy banks. We still have many piggy banks that have never been killed. More than 69 percent of the people of Ottawa and all of Poland will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to stopwatches for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our polar bears and the creeks in which they live. Citizens of Ottawa, let us all wander for fun in Poland!