Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Amusement park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mortified by your support. Our journey has been a beautiful one, and now that we have arrived back in Casablanca, I'm sure we all feel frightened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Frank Bransen, my brother, for hoisting my hammer whenever needed, and Eve Schmutzig, for her disgustingness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Natalie Javits, for running a gleaming race. I have been quieting her over the last five weeks, and it is evident that she is a princely person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Netherlands.
My first action as Head Stamp collector will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Arts to handle all peanuts. We still have many peanuts that have never been handled. More than 91 percent of the people of Casablanca and all of Netherlands will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to clothespins for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our whales and the cornfields in which they live. Citizens of Casablanca, let us all vomit for fun in Netherlands!