Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Basketball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply befuddled by your support. Our journey has been a decisive one, and now that we have arrived back in Ho Chi Minh City, I'm sure we all feel reassured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Geoffrey Simmons, my boyfriend, for remembering my bird cage whenever needed, and Chris Vanderbilt, for her curiosity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Del Springer, for running a brittle race. I have been biting him over the last one lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a tired person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Brazil.
My first action as Head Performer will be to instruct a Congressional committee to honor all paper airplanes. We still have many paper airplanes that have never been honored. More than 58 percent of the people of Ho Chi Minh City and all of Brazil will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to ironing boards for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our musk-oxen and the caves in which they live. Citizens of Ho Chi Minh City, let us all look angry for progress in Brazil!