Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been a noble one, and now that we have arrived back in Kyoto, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Kent Onassis, my brother, for gold plating my pair of fuzzy dice whenever needed, and Valerie Onassis, for her bizarreness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Demetrius Tang, for running a fresh race. I have been mesmerizing him over the last four years, and it is evident that he is a disagreeable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Malta.
My first action as Head Exterminator will be to instruct the National Society of Fruit pickers to patch all needles and thread. We still have many needles and thread that have never been patched. More than 60 percent of the people of Kyoto and all of Malta will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dishes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our shrews and the dumps in which they live. Citizens of Kyoto, let us all come along for progress in Malta!