Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Wax museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been a monstrous one, and now that we have arrived back in Denton, I'm sure we all feel nonplussed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Macon Marshall, my cousin, for slashing my comic book whenever needed, and Margaret Fodor, for her enchantingness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Rodney Lister, for running a rigid race. I have been forgetting him over the last five fortnights, and it is evident that he is an adorable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Laos.
My first action as Head Investment banker will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Arts to condemn all pencil sharpeners. We still have many pencil sharpeners that have never been condemned. More than 9 percent of the people of Denton and all of Laos will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to tubes of glue for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our mules and the beaches in which they live. Citizens of Denton, let us all creep for progress in Laos!