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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Reggae festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply annoyed by your support. Our journey has been a sinister one, and now that we have arrived back in Frankfurt, I'm sure we all feel saddened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Kim Montgomery, my third cousin twice-removed, for flushing my tote bag whenever needed, and Avery Pence, for her refinement. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Rex Evans, for running an abnormal race. I have been breaking him over the last two minutes, and it is evident that he is a dependable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Japan.

My first action as Head Truck driver will be to instruct the Government of Germany to remove all vases. We still have many vases that have never been removed. More than 84 percent of the people of Frankfurt and all of Japan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Kindles for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our oysters and the savannas in which they live. Citizens of Frankfurt, let us all digest for progress in Japan!