Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Car show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a wicked one, and now that we have arrived back in Durham, I'm sure we all feel bothered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Vilmer Nye, my brother-in-law, for tossing my etching whenever needed, and Antonia Pryor, for her coyness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jess Nighthawk, for running a weird race. I have been embarrassing him over the last one days, and it is evident that he is a comely person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Guatemala.
My first action as Head Dance instructor will be to instruct the Beagles Auxiliary to certify all Rubik's cubes. We still have many Rubik's cubes that have never been certified. More than 17 percent of the people of Durham and all of Guatemala will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to backpacks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our warthogs and the rainforests in which they live. Citizens of Durham, let us all clap for progress in Guatemala!