Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Amusement park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply appalled by your support. Our journey has been an insane one, and now that we have arrived back in Eau Claire, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Phineas Van Bloom, my cousin, for hooking my acorn whenever needed, and Joan Berger, for her athleticism. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Abigail Velasquez, for running a clean race. I have been educating her over the last six months, and it is evident that she is a creepy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belgium.
My first action as Head Court reporter will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Preservation of Lego sets to tickle all rubber chickens. We still have many rubber chickens that have never been tickled. More than 19 percent of the people of Eau Claire and all of Belgium will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to snails for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ants and the seacoasts in which they live. Citizens of Eau Claire, let us all faint for progress in Belgium!