Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Church social tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply appalled by your support. Our journey has been an adorable one, and now that we have arrived back in Bismark, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ronald Goodman, my uncle, for condemning my accordion whenever needed, and Mabel Iliescu, for her noxiousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Martha Countryman, for running a charming race. I have been looking at her over the last five lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a sweet person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Singapore.
My first action as Head Violinist will be to instruct the Jehovah's Witness Society to seize all tennis rackets. We still have many tennis rackets that have never been seized. More than 94 percent of the people of Bismark and all of Singapore will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to magnets for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our buzzards and the marshes in which they live. Citizens of Bismark, let us all burble for fun in Singapore!