Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Quilting bee tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mollified by your support. Our journey has been a creepy one, and now that we have arrived back in Scottsdale, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jude Flynn, my father-in-law, for hardening my urn whenever needed, and Evette Plummer, for her resoluteness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Minnie Zimmer, for running a synthetic race. I have been ridiculing her over the last six minutes, and it is evident that she is a tactful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Albania.
My first action as Head Model will be to instruct Wisconsin State University to twist all hacksaws. We still have many hacksaws that have never been twisted. More than 7 percent of the people of Scottsdale and all of Albania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bugles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our snakes and the briar patches in which they live. Citizens of Scottsdale, let us all wait for fun in Albania!