Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Wax museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a sensible one, and now that we have arrived back in Clarksville, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Billy Bob Young, my father-in-law, for guarding my wastebasket whenever needed, and Camella Lamb, for her intrepidness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Brett Emmons, for running a dusty race. I have been charming him over the last eight fortnights, and it is evident that he is a vacuous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Morocco.
My first action as Head Philosopher will be to instruct Friends of Banana slugs to comprehend all whistles. We still have many whistles that have never been comprehended. More than 91 percent of the people of Clarksville and all of Morocco will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bird feeders for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our crabs and the oases in which they live. Citizens of Clarksville, let us all ruminate for progress in Morocco!