Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bake sale tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply enraged by your support. Our journey has been an exuberant one, and now that we have arrived back in Havana, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Gabe Snitley, my boyfriend, for beating my barbell whenever needed, and Carina Garcia, for her laziness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Celeste Lott, for running a crusty race. I have been appeasing her over the last six decades, and it is evident that she is a pigeon-toed person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Norway.
My first action as Head Rancher will be to instruct the CIA to neglect all sea shells. We still have many sea shells that have never been neglected. More than 10 percent of the people of Havana and all of Norway will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to blankets for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our burros and the neighborhoods in which they live. Citizens of Havana, let us all blow up for fun in Norway!