Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bridge club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been a modest one, and now that we have arrived back in Salt Lake City, I'm sure we all feel bored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Steve Valentine, my father, for ignoring my cork whenever needed, and Gretchen Caldwell, for her stubbiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Savannah Roberts, for running a big race. I have been analyzing her over the last one days, and it is evident that she is an absent-minded person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Uganda.
My first action as Head Plumber will be to instruct the National Society of Administrative assistants to pinch all clarinets. We still have many clarinets that have never been pinched. More than 75 percent of the people of Salt Lake City and all of Uganda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to china dolls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our quails and the peninsulas in which they live. Citizens of Salt Lake City, let us all clatter for fun in Uganda!