Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply soothed by your support. Our journey has been a fearful one, and now that we have arrived back in St. Petersburg, I'm sure we all feel mollified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank José Alexander, my boyfriend, for honoring my book whenever needed, and Amber Baca, for her sloppiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Konstanze Quinn, for running a used race. I have been talking to her over the last ten minutes, and it is evident that she is a rude person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Georgia.
My first action as Head Piano tuner will be to instruct the Christian Temperance Union to vacuum all baseball bats. We still have many baseball bats that have never been vacuumed. More than 31 percent of the people of St. Petersburg and all of Georgia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to balloons for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ponies and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of St. Petersburg, let us all adjust the clock for progress in Georgia!