Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Comedy club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply assuaged by your support. Our journey has been a wizened one, and now that we have arrived back in San Jose, I'm sure we all feel bothered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Tracy Porter, my uncle, for cleaning my tube of toothpaste whenever needed, and Olga Zmarzly, for her cholericness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Roxanne McAllister, for running a waxy race. I have been tricking her over the last six lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a brazen person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nepal.
My first action as Head Masseuse will be to instruct the American Association of Colonels to choke all tops. We still have many tops that have never been choked. More than 24 percent of the people of San Jose and all of Nepal will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to African violets for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our giraffes and the badlands areas in which they live. Citizens of San Jose, let us all chuckle for fun in Nepal!