Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Car show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been a comely one, and now that we have arrived back in Reno, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Michaelangelo Wooten, my cousin, for pounding my camera whenever needed, and Hilda Nye, for her suaveness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Will Morgan, for running a large race. I have been tricking him over the last four hours, and it is evident that he is an impish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lithuania.
My first action as Head Draftsman will be to instruct the Communist Party to crack all rags. We still have many rags that have never been cracked. More than 51 percent of the people of Reno and all of Lithuania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to piggy banks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our anteaters and the buffalo wallows in which they live. Citizens of Reno, let us all whirl for fun in Lithuania!