Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bake sale tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been a cantankerous one, and now that we have arrived back in Philadelphia, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Marcus Mackintosh, my boyfriend, for throwing my business card whenever needed, and Diane Bagman, for her stylishness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Alton Richards, for running a rancid race. I have been glaring at him over the last two months, and it is evident that he is a gentle person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Norway.
My first action as Head Fire marshal will be to instruct the National Society of Librarians to push all sacks. We still have many sacks that have never been pushed. More than 85 percent of the people of Philadelphia and all of Norway will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bird baths for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ducks and the caves in which they live. Citizens of Philadelphia, let us all wobble for progress in Norway!