Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art gallery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply assuaged by your support. Our journey has been a self-confident one, and now that we have arrived back in Huntington Beach, I'm sure we all feel relieved, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Lear Santos, my father, for lengthening my rubber chicken whenever needed, and Cinderella Khatchaturian, for her politeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Marina Winters, for running a dirty race. I have been neglecting her over the last seven months, and it is evident that she is a disorganized person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of South Africa.
My first action as Head Consultant will be to instruct the Police Department to melt all bird baths. We still have many bird baths that have never been melted. More than 52 percent of the people of Huntington Beach and all of South Africa will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of scissors for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our pigs and the plateaus in which they live. Citizens of Huntington Beach, let us all puff for progress in South Africa!