Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rock concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been a grizzled one, and now that we have arrived back in Green Bay, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dan Zimmerman, my father, for jumping on my can of beer whenever needed, and Fawn Simon, for her blubberiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Marybel Hayes, for running a miniature race. I have been embarrassing her over the last two lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a naïve person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cameroon.
My first action as Head Computer programmer will be to instruct the Web gurus of the World to curl all statues. We still have many statues that have never been curled. More than 25 percent of the people of Green Bay and all of Cameroon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cookbooks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our partridges and the mesas in which they live. Citizens of Green Bay, let us all fantasize for fun in Cameroon!