Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mollified by your support. Our journey has been a naïve one, and now that we have arrived back in Buffalo, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Fred Cunningham, my brother-in-law, for loosening my firecracker whenever needed, and Harriet Townley, for her monstrousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Edmond Hartley, for running a wet race. I have been messing with him over the last nine centuries, and it is evident that he is a demented person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Sweden.
My first action as Head Astronaut will be to instruct the National Football League to develop all stuffed owls. We still have many stuffed owls that have never been developed. More than 1 percent of the people of Buffalo and all of Sweden will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to tickets for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our gophers and the prairies in which they live. Citizens of Buffalo, let us all take a bath for fun in Sweden!