Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Scrapbooking party tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bored by your support. Our journey has been a muddled one, and now that we have arrived back in Fremont, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Lee Xu, my boyfriend, for exposing my Band-aid whenever needed, and Esther Danielson, for her fiendishness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jackie Oldfather, for running an archaic race. I have been winking at her over the last seven seconds, and it is evident that she is a disgusting person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Sandwich Islands.
My first action as Head Doctor will be to instruct the Chamber of Commerce to darken all beach balls. We still have many beach balls that have never been darkened. More than 9 percent of the people of Fremont and all of The Sandwich Islands will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to air compressors for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our fleas and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Fremont, let us all chant for progress in The Sandwich Islands!