Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ballet tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been an agile one, and now that we have arrived back in Hanoi, I'm sure we all feel displeased, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Joseph Rinfield, my third cousin twice-removed, for picking my ball whenever needed, and Kjersten Woodruff, for her enchantingness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Royce Sledge, for running a woven race. I have been overlooking him over the last eight months, and it is evident that he is an ambitious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Jordan.
My first action as Head Zoologist will be to instruct the Bureau of Indian Affairs to pull all magnifying glasses. We still have many magnifying glasses that have never been pulled. More than 32 percent of the people of Hanoi and all of Jordan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of knitting needles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our porcupines and the rivers in which they live. Citizens of Hanoi, let us all burp for fun in Jordan!