Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pub tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply aroused by your support. Our journey has been a decisive one, and now that we have arrived back in Bozeman, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank John Paul MacKenzie, my cousin, for shortening my soccer ball whenever needed, and Hildegarde MacDonald, for her emotionality. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Melanie Xu, for running a papery race. I have been making a face at her over the last ten decades, and it is evident that she is a difficult person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mexico.
My first action as Head Juggler will be to instruct the Enchiladas Lovers Society to brandish all pieces of paper. We still have many pieces of paper that have never been brandished. More than 78 percent of the people of Bozeman and all of Mexico will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to iPhones for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our skunks and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Bozeman, let us all exercise for progress in Mexico!