Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bookstore tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frustrated by your support. Our journey has been a melancholic one, and now that we have arrived back in Johannesburg, I'm sure we all feel entertained, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Phineas McIntire, my cousin, for replacing my watering can whenever needed, and April Rawlings, for her earnestness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Fran Hicks, for running a valuable race. I have been punching her over the last ten seconds, and it is evident that she is a bouncy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Spain.
My first action as Head Journalist will be to instruct the Church of God to fortify all Hostess Ding Dongs. We still have many Hostess Ding Dongs that have never been fortified. More than 66 percent of the people of Johannesburg and all of Spain will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to antennas for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our buffalo and the savannas in which they live. Citizens of Johannesburg, let us all grunt for fun in Spain!