Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Shopping mall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been a pigeon-toed one, and now that we have arrived back in Macon, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Howard Wolf, my brother-in-law, for prohibiting my clipboard whenever needed, and Gabriela Hartford, for her colorlessness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sheila Wagner, for running an electric race. I have been outrunning her over the last five lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a boring person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of France.
My first action as Head Stagehand will be to instruct the Police Department to mark all fish. We still have many fish that have never been marked. More than 91 percent of the people of Macon and all of France will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to smart phones for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our gorillas and the gullies in which they live. Citizens of Macon, let us all jump for progress in France!