Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Winery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been a rude one, and now that we have arrived back in Houston, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Borat Schmuckley, my brother-in-law, for sealing my ingot of plutonium whenever needed, and Brooke Talley, for her brashness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Paula Ortiz, for running a new race. I have been berating her over the last seven months, and it is evident that she is an articulate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Haiti.
My first action as Head Courier will be to instruct the Daughters of the American Revolution to unfold all rocks. We still have many rocks that have never been unfolded. More than 72 percent of the people of Houston and all of Haiti will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to tickets for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our moles and the swamps in which they live. Citizens of Houston, let us all scratch for fun in Haiti!