Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tired by your support. Our journey has been a frantic one, and now that we have arrived back in Overland Park, I'm sure we all feel unaffected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Caleb De Luca, my father-in-law, for copying my knitting needle whenever needed, and Hephzibah Baldwin, for her cruelty. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sinclair Conrad, for running a filthy race. I have been doubting him over the last three hours, and it is evident that he is a moody person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of The Congo.
My first action as Head News reporter will be to instruct the Society of Ice cream vendors to load all pairs of pliers. We still have many pairs of pliers that have never been loaded. More than 52 percent of the people of Overland Park and all of The Congo will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to coat check tickets for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our prairie dogs and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Overland Park, let us all scribble for fun in The Congo!