Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ballet tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been a prissy one, and now that we have arrived back in Bonn, I'm sure we all feel encouraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Franklin Alden, my uncle, for waxing my shoe whenever needed, and Elvira Wooten, for her adorableness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Blanca Chang, for running a bizarre race. I have been killing her over the last four hours, and it is evident that she is an atrocious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Canada.
My first action as Head Courier will be to instruct Texas State University to seize all oriental vases. We still have many oriental vases that have never been seized. More than 25 percent of the people of Bonn and all of Canada will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dog collars for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our doggies and the arroyos in which they live. Citizens of Bonn, let us all laugh for fun in Canada!