Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Archery club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mortified by your support. Our journey has been a queer one, and now that we have arrived back in Montevideo, I'm sure we all feel honored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Charlie Thurston, my brother, for prohibiting my flyswatter whenever needed, and Tiffany Bruno, for her menace. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Laurie Kettle, for running a burned race. I have been attacking her over the last ten years, and it is evident that she is a gallant person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of New Guinea.
My first action as Head Bookkeeper will be to instruct the National Football League to reinforce all doilies. We still have many doilies that have never been reinforced. More than 18 percent of the people of Montevideo and all of New Guinea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bird feeders for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our moles and the mountainsides in which they live. Citizens of Montevideo, let us all jerk for fun in New Guinea!