Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Lecture on playing cards tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frustrated by your support. Our journey has been a comely one, and now that we have arrived back in Oakland, I'm sure we all feel mollified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Willard Day, my cousin, for reviewing my telephone whenever needed, and Christabel Sterling, for her shyness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Desmond Robinson, for running an electronic race. I have been pinching him over the last nine seconds, and it is evident that he is an idiotic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Botswana.
My first action as Head Messenger will be to instruct North Dakota State University to slam all clothespins. We still have many clothespins that have never been slammed. More than 90 percent of the people of Oakland and all of Botswana will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dishes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our otters and the lakesides in which they live. Citizens of Oakland, let us all weep for progress in Botswana!