Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Reggae festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a dark one, and now that we have arrived back in Beijing, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Logan Torres, my brother-in-law, for ruining my broom whenever needed, and Sissy Benton, for her decency. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jimmy Wicker, for running a heavy race. I have been relying on him over the last five days, and it is evident that he is a carefree person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Slovenia.
My first action as Head Researcher will be to instruct the Navy to kiss all pillows. We still have many pillows that have never been kissed. More than 65 percent of the people of Beijing and all of Slovenia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to teddy bears for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our pelicans and the backyards in which they live. Citizens of Beijing, let us all adjust the clock for progress in Slovenia!