Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Restaurant tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been an affable one, and now that we have arrived back in Augusta, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Thomas Fritz, my father-in-law, for swiping my bottle whenever needed, and Amanda Sanchez, for her apoplecticness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Barb Collier, for running an ancient race. I have been overlooking her over the last one weeks, and it is evident that she is an atrocious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cameroon.
My first action as Head Violinist will be to instruct the Third Lakewood Synagogue to stack all rulers. We still have many rulers that have never been stacked. More than 40 percent of the people of Augusta and all of Cameroon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to key rings for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our roosters and the battlefields in which they live. Citizens of Augusta, let us all chortle for fun in Cameroon!