Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Carnival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply humbled by your support. Our journey has been a diabolical one, and now that we have arrived back in Raleigh, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ronnie Wicker, my third cousin twice-removed, for pinching my coat hanger whenever needed, and Susanne Gilmore, for her freakishness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Heidi Stucky, for running a hideous race. I have been delighting her over the last nine seconds, and it is evident that she is a freakish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Iran.
My first action as Head Street musician will be to instruct the National Chinese checkers Association to deliver all Lego sets. We still have many Lego sets that have never been delivered. More than 74 percent of the people of Raleigh and all of Iran will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags of groceries for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our mice and the mountainsides in which they live. Citizens of Raleigh, let us all calculate for fun in Iran!