Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Puppet show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply rattled by your support. Our journey has been a sober one, and now that we have arrived back in Paris, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Scotty Wheeler, my brother-in-law, for kissing my yo-yo whenever needed, and Kirsten Ullman, for her peculiarness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Matt Marks, for running a crusty race. I have been grilling him over the last seven weeks, and it is evident that he is a bubbly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of South Sudan.
My first action as Head Surgeon will be to instruct the FBI to understand all radios. We still have many radios that have never been understood. More than 35 percent of the people of Paris and all of South Sudan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bottles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our canaries and the backyards in which they live. Citizens of Paris, let us all drool for fun in South Sudan!