Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Hockey game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply befuddled by your support. Our journey has been a muscular one, and now that we have arrived back in Buenos Aires, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Angelo Fox, my brother-in-law, for swatting my dollhouse whenever needed, and Judith Eppley, for her friendliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Rich Strait, for running a greasy race. I have been talking to him over the last ten minutes, and it is evident that he is a lethargic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Luxembourg.
My first action as Head Elevator operator will be to instruct the Police Department to kiss all elephant tusks. We still have many elephant tusks that have never been kissed. More than 61 percent of the people of Buenos Aires and all of Luxembourg will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to suitcases for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our hedgehogs and the hayfields in which they live. Citizens of Buenos Aires, let us all clear out for progress in Luxembourg!