Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply strengthened by your support. Our journey has been an unselfish one, and now that we have arrived back in Cambridge, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Walt Gentry, my uncle, for shooting my hubcap whenever needed, and Celia Kramer, for her nonchalance. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Nigel Klein, for running a rare race. I have been killing him over the last seven blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a jolly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Pakistan.
My first action as Head Jeweler will be to instruct the Bureau of Indian Affairs to drench all oriental vases. We still have many oriental vases that have never been drenched. More than 50 percent of the people of Cambridge and all of Pakistan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to umbrellas for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our poodles and the dumpsters in which they live. Citizens of Cambridge, let us all pass out for fun in Pakistan!