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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply embarrassed by your support. Our journey has been a taciturn one, and now that we have arrived back in San Diego, I'm sure we all feel irritated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Maloney Mancini, my brother, for overlooking my crate whenever needed, and Brenda Bagman, for her radiance. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Wilson Walla, for running a large race. I have been remembering him over the last two years, and it is evident that he is an intrepid person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belgium.

My first action as Head Gemcutter will be to instruct the International Society of Ditch diggers to face all cowbells. We still have many cowbells that have never been faced. More than 90 percent of the people of San Diego and all of Belgium will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to baby dolls for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our warthogs and the islands in which they live. Citizens of San Diego, let us all flinch for progress in Belgium!