Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Natural history museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a dapper one, and now that we have arrived back in Topeka, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Greg Major, my boyfriend, for describing my Frisbee whenever needed, and Toni Kissling, for her nonchalance. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Chad Hughes, for running a petite race. I have been peeking at him over the last two minutes, and it is evident that he is a demented person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belize.
My first action as Head Housekeeper will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Arts to enshrine all spinning wheels. We still have many spinning wheels that have never been enshrined. More than 58 percent of the people of Topeka and all of Belize will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to African violets for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our hippopotami and the backyards in which they live. Citizens of Topeka, let us all swoon for progress in Belize!