Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Opium den tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply annoyed by your support. Our journey has been a polite one, and now that we have arrived back in Mobile, I'm sure we all feel encouraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Luke Knopf, my father-in-law, for remembering my telephone book whenever needed, and Kirsten Fischer, for her weirdness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Michaelangelo Childress, for running a smumpy race. I have been sitting on him over the last four weeks, and it is evident that he is an impish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Argentina.
My first action as Head Bicycle messenger will be to instruct the Horses Auxiliary to shorten all boxes of Kleenex. We still have many boxes of Kleenex that have never been shortened. More than 100 percent of the people of Mobile and all of Argentina will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to chess sets for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our meerkats and the plains in which they live. Citizens of Mobile, let us all wander for progress in Argentina!