Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Casino tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply unaffected by your support. Our journey has been a sleepy one, and now that we have arrived back in Macon, I'm sure we all feel mortified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Charles Zmarzly, my third cousin twice-removed, for smearing my cell phone whenever needed, and Teresa Wall, for her bravery. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bridget Reynolds, for running a bent race. I have been overlooking her over the last eight lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a frightened person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kazakhstan.
My first action as Head Historian will be to instruct the Methodist Church to bake all balls. We still have many balls that have never been baked. More than 78 percent of the people of Macon and all of Kazakhstan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to stamps for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dragons and the circus tents in which they live. Citizens of Macon, let us all itch for fun in Kazakhstan!