Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Striptease tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply unaffected by your support. Our journey has been a bizarre one, and now that we have arrived back in Seattle, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Quincy Crawford, my brother-in-law, for describing my baby doll whenever needed, and Carrie Lizard, for her fearfullness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Stormy Andrews, for running a worn race. I have been wrestling with her over the last four fortnights, and it is evident that she is a playful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Latvia.
My first action as Head Administrative assistant will be to instruct the National Society of Football coaches to poke all pain pills. We still have many pain pills that have never been poked. More than 87 percent of the people of Seattle and all of Latvia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pencil sharpeners for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our parrots and the country meadows in which they live. Citizens of Seattle, let us all snuffle for fun in Latvia!