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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Reggae festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply amused by your support. Our journey has been a brazen one, and now that we have arrived back in Mobile, I'm sure we all feel befuddled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Klaus Marlowe, my brother, for balancing my crayon whenever needed, and Callie Vidmar, for her ignobleness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Henry McGraw, for running a narrow race. I have been operating on him over the last four centuries, and it is evident that he is a decisive person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Mexico.

My first action as Head Doctor will be to instruct the Chamber of Commerce to probe all charts. We still have many charts that have never been probed. More than 98 percent of the people of Mobile and all of Mexico will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of pliers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our cows and the circus tents in which they live. Citizens of Mobile, let us all inhale for fun in Mexico!