Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Drag race tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a puzzled one, and now that we have arrived back in Scottsdale, I'm sure we all feel unaffected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Reynaldo Marks, my uncle, for switching my dead partridge whenever needed, and Lorrie Flowers, for her solitariness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ronnie Grant, for running a hefty race. I have been dating him over the last five centuries, and it is evident that he is a wary person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Botswana.
My first action as Head Calligrapher will be to instruct the NBA to study all microphones. We still have many microphones that have never been studied. More than 71 percent of the people of Scottsdale and all of Botswana will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bowling balls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our Pekingeses and the cornfields in which they live. Citizens of Scottsdale, let us all get upset for fun in Botswana!