Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bridge club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been an idiotic one, and now that we have arrived back in St. Louis, I'm sure we all feel unaffected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Tex Prince, my brother-in-law, for folding my bucket whenever needed, and Sadie Sharpe, for her megalomaniacalness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Parson Pattel, for running a multicolored race. I have been analyzing him over the last one eternities, and it is evident that he is a princely person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nicaragua.
My first action as Head Dog groomer will be to instruct the World Sisterhood of Umpires to glue all coloring books. We still have many coloring books that have never been glued. More than 47 percent of the people of St. Louis and all of Nicaragua will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dog biscuits for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our quails and the outbacks in which they live. Citizens of St. Louis, let us all frown for fun in Nicaragua!