Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Jazz club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flabbergasted by your support. Our journey has been a timid one, and now that we have arrived back in Vienna, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Phineas Salazar, my father, for cleaning my fish whenever needed, and Agnes Koch, for her fascination. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Alexander Gilmore, for running a puzzling race. I have been questioning him over the last six lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a disorganized person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bulgaria.
My first action as Head Welder will be to instruct the National Football League to reconsider all microscopes. We still have many microscopes that have never been reconsidered. More than 10 percent of the people of Vienna and all of Bulgaria will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to toilet seats for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our dolphins and the meadows in which they live. Citizens of Vienna, let us all wake up for progress in Bulgaria!