Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Comedy club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply strengthened by your support. Our journey has been a suave one, and now that we have arrived back in Las Vegas, I'm sure we all feel entertained, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Aaron Nash, my brother, for fabricating my broom whenever needed, and Juanita Benson, for her emotionality. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Robin Washington, for running a smooth race. I have been getting to know him over the last two seconds, and it is evident that he is an absent-minded person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Easter Island.
My first action as Head Set designer will be to instruct the American Association of Rabbis to extinguish all hip flasks. We still have many hip flasks that have never been extinguished. More than 63 percent of the people of Las Vegas and all of Easter Island will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to plaques for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our birds and the caves in which they live. Citizens of Las Vegas, let us all grimace for progress in Easter Island!