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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Exercise club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply annoyed by your support. Our journey has been a bouncy one, and now that we have arrived back in Nairobi, I'm sure we all feel dishonored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cedric Griebel, my brother, for controlling my china doll whenever needed, and Carey Burke, for her amiableness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jordan Mackintosh, for running a speckled race. I have been giggling at her over the last two days, and it is evident that she is a radiant person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Peru.

My first action as Head Communist will be to instruct the Government of Romania to destroy all stones. We still have many stones that have never been destroyed. More than 19 percent of the people of Nairobi and all of Peru will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to backpacks for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our manatees and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Nairobi, let us all hang around for progress in Peru!