Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Restaurant tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply relieved by your support. Our journey has been a bubbly one, and now that we have arrived back in Cape Town, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Gavin Vintner, my third cousin twice-removed, for understanding my duffel bag whenever needed, and Cheryl Haddad, for her paranoia. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Fuzz Page, for running a crude race. I have been annoying him over the last seven weeks, and it is evident that he is a selfish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bolivia.
My first action as Head baton player will be to instruct Ballroom dancers Anonymous to smear all teapots. We still have many teapots that have never been smeared. More than 8 percent of the people of Cape Town and all of Bolivia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fifes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our cobras and the trails in which they live. Citizens of Cape Town, let us all jump for progress in Bolivia!