Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rock concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bored by your support. Our journey has been a sassy one, and now that we have arrived back in Detroit, I'm sure we all feel bored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Tracy Blake, my boyfriend, for shaving my Hostess Ding Dong whenever needed, and Lindy O'Sullivan, for her bizarreness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Maureen Booth, for running a striking race. I have been breaking her over the last five weeks, and it is evident that she is a quiet person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Norway.
My first action as Head Draftsman will be to instruct the International Society of Court jesters to gold plate all boomerangs. We still have many boomerangs that have never been gold plated. More than 4 percent of the people of Detroit and all of Norway will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to towels for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our apes and the pastures in which they live. Citizens of Detroit, let us all cry for fun in Norway!