Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply strengthened by your support. Our journey has been a perky one, and now that we have arrived back in Joliet, I'm sure we all feel honored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Antonio Pham, my uncle, for staining my pickle whenever needed, and Kjersten Lowry, for her presumptiveness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Conrad Agnew, for running an excellent race. I have been burying him over the last two seconds, and it is evident that he is a self-assured person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Spain.
My first action as Head Machinist will be to instruct the Bureaucrats of the World to curl all crutches. We still have many crutches that have never been curled. More than 91 percent of the people of Joliet and all of Spain will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dolls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our donkeys and the valleys in which they live. Citizens of Joliet, let us all fantasize for fun in Spain!