Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Dance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been a grizzled one, and now that we have arrived back in Tallahassee, I'm sure we all feel mollified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Gunther Shapiro, my father, for tickling my mortarboard whenever needed, and Calista Garvey, for her brassiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Gretchen Lundy, for running a sleek race. I have been pinching her over the last three centuries, and it is evident that she is an irate person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of New Zealand.
My first action as Head Dry cleaner operator will be to instruct the Humane Society to bury all cowbells. We still have many cowbells that have never been buried. More than 73 percent of the people of Tallahassee and all of New Zealand will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to kites for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our opossums and the paths in which they live. Citizens of Tallahassee, let us all come along for fun in New Zealand!