Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art gallery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frustrated by your support. Our journey has been an unruffled one, and now that we have arrived back in Montevideo, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jim Bruno, my father, for decontaminating my pinwheel whenever needed, and Jan Feeley, for her homeliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Anthony Hamm, for running a crisp race. I have been cuddling him over the last one minutes, and it is evident that he is a demented person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Jamaica.
My first action as Head Football player will be to instruct the Daughters of the American Revolution to toss all fish. We still have many fish that have never been tossed. More than 62 percent of the people of Montevideo and all of Jamaica will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to daisies for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our caribous and the beaches in which they live. Citizens of Montevideo, let us all relax for progress in Jamaica!