Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Carnival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mollified by your support. Our journey has been a tense one, and now that we have arrived back in Vienna, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Larry Clooney, my father-in-law, for replacing my magazine whenever needed, and Penny Okara, for her refinement. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Mel Powers, for running a huge race. I have been embarrassing him over the last ten fortnights, and it is evident that he is a lively person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Uganda.
My first action as Head Bank teller will be to instruct the University of South Carolina to cut all grease guns. We still have many grease guns that have never been cut. More than 47 percent of the people of Vienna and all of Uganda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to billiard balls for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ladybugs and the pastures in which they live. Citizens of Vienna, let us all chuckle for progress in Uganda!