Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Political rally tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply mollified by your support. Our journey has been a paranoid one, and now that we have arrived back in Edinburgh, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Helmut Wall, my third cousin twice-removed, for rubbing my needle and thread whenever needed, and Alberta Bernal, for her liveliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Christian Walters, for running a big race. I have been smacking him over the last ten seconds, and it is evident that he is a dapper person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Sri Lanka.
My first action as Head Pawnbroker will be to instruct the National Tennis Association to spray all watering cans. We still have many watering cans that have never been sprayed. More than 65 percent of the people of Edinburgh and all of Sri Lanka will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to kites for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our puppies and the deserts in which they live. Citizens of Edinburgh, let us all ponder for progress in Sri Lanka!