Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Amusement park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply appalled by your support. Our journey has been a daring one, and now that we have arrived back in Hanoi, I'm sure we all feel affected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Rock Bing, my brother-in-law, for softening my pair of binoculars whenever needed, and Nookie Glover, for her pride. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Shawn Niebels, for running a gaudy race. I have been slapping him over the last seven minutes, and it is evident that he is a noble person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Georgia.
My first action as Head News reporter will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Preservation of Baseball bats to categorize all stuffed owls. We still have many stuffed owls that have never been categorized. More than 50 percent of the people of Hanoi and all of Georgia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to notepads for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our squirrels and the paths in which they live. Citizens of Hanoi, let us all go limp for progress in Georgia!