Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Amusement park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply soothed by your support. Our journey has been a friendly one, and now that we have arrived back in Clarksville, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Clifton Dotson, my boyfriend, for pinching my stamp whenever needed, and Nancy King, for her solitariness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kelley Moodle, for running a plain race. I have been avoiding her over the last three hours, and it is evident that she is an annoying person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Turkey.
My first action as Head Surveyor will be to instruct the Humane Society to break all billiard balls. We still have many billiard balls that have never been broke. More than 67 percent of the people of Clarksville and all of Turkey will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to blouses for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our warthogs and the hills in which they live. Citizens of Clarksville, let us all blow up for progress in Turkey!