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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pizza parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply embarrassed by your support. Our journey has been an insane one, and now that we have arrived back in Dodge City, I'm sure we all feel bothered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Maximilian Clemmons, my boyfriend, for mending my pipe whenever needed, and Patty Niebels, for her atrociousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Victoria McCray, for running a synthetic race. I have been seeing her over the last ten blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a nervous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Senegal.

My first action as Head Real estate investor will be to instruct the American Kennel Club to extend all firecrackers. We still have many firecrackers that have never been extended. More than 7 percent of the people of Dodge City and all of Senegal will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to staplers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our pumas and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Dodge City, let us all squint for progress in Senegal!