Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Striptease tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a decisive one, and now that we have arrived back in Moscow, I'm sure we all feel strengthened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bradley Jetson, my brother-in-law, for rejecting my yo-yo whenever needed, and Joan Hampton, for her dismalness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sadie Backus, for running a damp race. I have been arresting her over the last two years, and it is evident that she is a haggard person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bangladesh.
My first action as Head Animal trainer will be to instruct the Impossible Missions Force to slice all bottles of painkillers. We still have many bottles of painkillers that have never been sliced. More than 35 percent of the people of Moscow and all of Bangladesh will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to magazines for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our opossums and the plateaus in which they live. Citizens of Moscow, let us all get angry for progress in Bangladesh!