Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bridge club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply aroused by your support. Our journey has been a witty one, and now that we have arrived back in Dodge City, I'm sure we all feel frustrated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Vernon Yamaguchi, my father, for recognizing my coffee pot whenever needed, and Wanda Ford, for her melancholy. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Clifton Hastings, for running a spongy race. I have been indoctrinating him over the last eight years, and it is evident that he is a lazy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Honduras.
My first action as Head Fitness trainer will be to instruct the Bureau of Indian Affairs to swat all combs. We still have many combs that have never been swatted. More than 61 percent of the people of Dodge City and all of Honduras will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to watering cans for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our boars and the battlefields in which they live. Citizens of Dodge City, let us all fidget for fun in Honduras!