Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Variety show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been a gargantuan one, and now that we have arrived back in El Paso, I'm sure we all feel affected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jamie Jiménez, my uncle, for duplicating my iPod whenever needed, and Chelsea Wicker, for her bounciness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Anatoly Van Hook, for running an expensive race. I have been mesmerizing him over the last two years, and it is evident that he is a solitary person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Italy.
My first action as Head Chef will be to instruct Rhode Island State University to certify all fishhooks. We still have many fishhooks that have never been certified. More than 11 percent of the people of El Paso and all of Italy will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to clipboards for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our goblins and the lakesides in which they live. Citizens of El Paso, let us all pray for fun in Italy!