Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Church social tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply angered by your support. Our journey has been a big one, and now that we have arrived back in Glasgow, I'm sure we all feel entertained, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Barry MacKenzie, my third cousin twice-removed, for feeling my helmet whenever needed, and Candy Snively, for her charm. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tori Darnell, for running a nice race. I have been fighting with her over the last nine blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a stylish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cameroon.
My first action as Head Baker will be to instruct the CIA to mend all batons. We still have many batons that have never been mended. More than 5 percent of the people of Glasgow and all of Cameroon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to spoons for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our tarantulas and the mesas in which they live. Citizens of Glasgow, let us all wait for fun in Cameroon!