Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Public park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a confident one, and now that we have arrived back in Baghdad, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Quincy Eaton, my cousin, for hooking my midi skirt whenever needed, and Gloria Sokolov, for her confidence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Milo Gupta, for running an expensive race. I have been poisoning him over the last six minutes, and it is evident that he is an idiotic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kazakhstan.
My first action as Head DoorDash driver will be to instruct the National Association of Rock musicians to bury all umbrellas. We still have many umbrellas that have never been buried. More than 18 percent of the people of Baghdad and all of Kazakhstan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to clothespins for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our anteaters and the meadows in which they live. Citizens of Baghdad, let us all squeal for progress in Kazakhstan!