Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pub tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply relieved by your support. Our journey has been a queer one, and now that we have arrived back in Warren, I'm sure we all feel mortified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ronnie Deng, my uncle, for whacking my artificial flower whenever needed, and Edith Prentice, for her ruggedness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Trixie Barcelo, for running a spongy race. I have been slapping her over the last two fortnights, and it is evident that she is a conscientious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Greece.
My first action as Head Bar owner will be to instruct the World Sisterhood of Nuns to dust all garbage cans. We still have many garbage cans that have never been dusted. More than 36 percent of the people of Warren and all of Greece will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to iPods for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our leopards and the mountainsides in which they live. Citizens of Warren, let us all sway for progress in Greece!