Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply aroused by your support. Our journey has been a careful one, and now that we have arrived back in Omaha, I'm sure we all feel honored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bud Champion, my brother, for slamming my chart whenever needed, and Kitten Palomino, for her depravity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Tara Spencer, for running a coarse race. I have been damaging her over the last one lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a gargantuan person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Senegal.
My first action as Head Oboist will be to instruct the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to remove all corks. We still have many corks that have never been removed. More than 96 percent of the people of Omaha and all of Senegal will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pots for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our badgers and the valleys in which they live. Citizens of Omaha, let us all holler for fun in Senegal!