Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Variety show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been a haggard one, and now that we have arrived back in Fremont, I'm sure we all feel flummoxed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Horsie Nash, my brother-in-law, for labeling my blank check whenever needed, and Katy Wimple, for her furriness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Papa Hamilton, for running a gleaming race. I have been damaging him over the last one years, and it is evident that he is a stinky person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Serbia.
My first action as Head Interior designer will be to instruct Friends of Pigeons to roll all wastebaskets. We still have many wastebaskets that have never been rolled. More than 74 percent of the people of Fremont and all of Serbia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to crayons for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our ducks and the battlefields in which they live. Citizens of Fremont, let us all swear for fun in Serbia!