Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pub tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bored by your support. Our journey has been a dreadful one, and now that we have arrived back in Seattle, I'm sure we all feel nonplussed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Garrett Roe, my cousin, for shellacking my telephone whenever needed, and Nicole Iliescu, for her charm. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ling Plummer, for running a valuable race. I have been baffling her over the last six centuries, and it is evident that she is a crafty person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nicaragua.
My first action as Head Disk jockey will be to instruct the U.S. Embassy to consider all dog biscuits. We still have many dog biscuits that have never been considered. More than 87 percent of the people of Seattle and all of Nicaragua will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to teacups for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our oysters and the deserts in which they live. Citizens of Seattle, let us all curtsey for progress in Nicaragua!