Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Turkish bath tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bored by your support. Our journey has been an anemic one, and now that we have arrived back in Little Big Horn, I'm sure we all feel tickled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jake Austin, my brother, for mutilating my pacifier whenever needed, and Jean Portwine, for her sliminess. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Trent Shapiro, for running a papery race. I have been fooling him over the last eight blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is an ungainly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Saudi Arabia.
My first action as Head Mechanic will be to instruct the International Brotherhood of Butchers to pull all African violets. We still have many African violets that have never been pulled. More than 97 percent of the people of Little Big Horn and all of Saudi Arabia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to hot potatoes for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our cockroaches and the streams in which they live. Citizens of Little Big Horn, let us all puff for progress in Saudi Arabia!