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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Quilting bee tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been a furry one, and now that we have arrived back in Bismark, I'm sure we all feel confused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Oscar Akiyama, my brother, for silencing my hat whenever needed, and Libby Potter, for her gregariousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bruno Moreland, for running a smooth race. I have been peeking at him over the last four seconds, and it is evident that he is a homely person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kosovo.

My first action as Head Cellist will be to instruct the Impossible Missions Force to decontaminate all bullets. We still have many bullets that have never been decontaminated. More than 20 percent of the people of Bismark and all of Kosovo will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to blank checks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our monsters and the steppes in which they live. Citizens of Bismark, let us all nod off for fun in Kosovo!