Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Wax museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been a bubbly one, and now that we have arrived back in Cleveland, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Kirby Stephens, my brother, for monitoring my bat whenever needed, and Harriet Gupta, for her gregariousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Stan Papadapolous, for running a used race. I have been screaming at him over the last eight minutes, and it is evident that he is a fearful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Macedonia.
My first action as Head Stamp collector will be to instruct the National Bobsledding Association to wipe all piggy banks. We still have many piggy banks that have never been wiped. More than 64 percent of the people of Cleveland and all of Macedonia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to shoes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our hawks and the canyons in which they live. Citizens of Cleveland, let us all lie around in bed for fun in Macedonia!