Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Political rally tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply amused by your support. Our journey has been a creepy one, and now that we have arrived back in Montevideo, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Lars Ping, my uncle, for praising my fedora whenever needed, and Anita Halperin, for her rage. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Eloise Greenshields, for running an electronic race. I have been caring for her over the last four eternities, and it is evident that she is a miniscule person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Venezuela.
My first action as Head Butler will be to instruct the CIA to strengthen all iPads. We still have many iPads that have never been strengthened. More than 10 percent of the people of Montevideo and all of Venezuela will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to primroses for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our finches and the beaches in which they live. Citizens of Montevideo, let us all scribble for progress in Venezuela!