Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rodeo tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bored by your support. Our journey has been a considerate one, and now that we have arrived back in Córdoba, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Grover Freeman, my third cousin twice-removed, for checking my firecracker whenever needed, and Kitten Steele, for her refinement. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Seema Bernal, for running a funny race. I have been seeing her over the last five lifetimes, and it is evident that she is an agitated person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of El Salvador.
My first action as Head Cheesemaker will be to instruct the National Association of Crime scene investigators to boil all bottles of painkillers. We still have many bottles of painkillers that have never been boiled. More than 71 percent of the people of Córdoba and all of El Salvador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to arrowheads for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our bulls and the steppes in which they live. Citizens of Córdoba, let us all mutter for fun in El Salvador!