Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a weird one, and now that we have arrived back in Eugene, I'm sure we all feel bothered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Sanjay Bristol, my cousin, for smearing my flag whenever needed, and Wanda Quinlan, for her queerness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Floyd Winkler, for running a cheap race. I have been stepping on him over the last three decades, and it is evident that he is a lanky person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lower Slobbovia.
My first action as Head Editor will be to instruct the International Guild of Actors to slap all coins. We still have many coins that have never been slapped. More than 88 percent of the people of Eugene and all of Lower Slobbovia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bedpans for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our German Shepherds and the velds in which they live. Citizens of Eugene, let us all pucker for fun in Lower Slobbovia!