Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Political rally tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply befuddled by your support. Our journey has been a moronic one, and now that we have arrived back in Fontana, I'm sure we all feel angered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Edward Dupont, my father, for stripping my cracker whenever needed, and Katie Cohen, for her desperation. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Roger Kuma, for running a brittle race. I have been astonishing him over the last four decades, and it is evident that he is a moronic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Uruguay.
My first action as Head Parent will be to instruct the Impossible Missions Force to switch all cigarette lighters. We still have many cigarette lighters that have never been switched. More than 84 percent of the people of Fontana and all of Uruguay will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bowls for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our dogs and the beaches in which they live. Citizens of Fontana, let us all run away for progress in Uruguay!