Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Striptease tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply strengthened by your support. Our journey has been a tired one, and now that we have arrived back in Glendale, I'm sure we all feel freaked out, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Clyde Alden, my father, for dressing my basketball whenever needed, and Renee Whitlock, for her ruggedness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Stacy Gleason, for running an original race. I have been looking at her over the last nine decades, and it is evident that she is a shifty person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Sri Lanka.
My first action as Head Librarian will be to instruct the ASPCA to balance all tubes of glue. We still have many tubes of glue that have never been balanced. More than 73 percent of the people of Glendale and all of Sri Lanka will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to tickets for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our peacocks and the landfills in which they live. Citizens of Glendale, let us all fidget for progress in Sri Lanka!