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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Comedy club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a fascinating one, and now that we have arrived back in Taiwan, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Hugo Cannon, my boyfriend, for gripping my cream puff whenever needed, and LaVerne Ireland, for her exuberence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Pleasance Dick, for running an old race. I have been pushing her over the last four years, and it is evident that she is an athletic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Romania.

My first action as Head Flight attendant will be to instruct the Network administrators Club to compress all teacups. We still have many teacups that have never been compressed. More than 100 percent of the people of Taiwan and all of Romania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pumpkins for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Chihuahuas and the prairies in which they live. Citizens of Taiwan, let us all get along for progress in Romania!