Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ballet tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bamboozled by your support. Our journey has been a brash one, and now that we have arrived back in Hastings, I'm sure we all feel affected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Howard Corona, my third cousin twice-removed, for cracking my suitcase whenever needed, and Julie McCoy, for her relaxation. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Marion MacGibbon, for running a damp race. I have been talking to her over the last five minutes, and it is evident that she is a weary person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bolivia.
My first action as Head Bodyguard will be to instruct the First Ho Chi Minh City Synagogue to kick all magnifying glasses. We still have many magnifying glasses that have never been kicked. More than 55 percent of the people of Hastings and all of Bolivia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to rolls of toilet paper for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our fleas and the crime scenes in which they live. Citizens of Hastings, let us all jiggle for progress in Bolivia!