Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art exhibit tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been an intrepid one, and now that we have arrived back in Las Vegas, I'm sure we all feel flummoxed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jess Miles, my cousin, for gold plating my corncob whenever needed, and Erin Portwine, for her craziness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Rachel Palin, for running a ragged race. I have been winking at her over the last six days, and it is evident that she is a maniacal person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Uruguay.
My first action as Head Flight mechanic will be to instruct the Bureau of Indian Affairs to split all salt shakers. We still have many salt shakers that have never been split. More than 27 percent of the people of Las Vegas and all of Uruguay will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to hubcaps for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our coyotes and the hills in which they live. Citizens of Las Vegas, let us all tremble for progress in Uruguay!