Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Natural history museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been a brazen one, and now that we have arrived back in Pasadena, I'm sure we all feel humbled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Alan Danielson, my brother-in-law, for grappling my bone whenever needed, and Bria Dupont, for her joviality. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Latrina Thurston, for running a grubby race. I have been enlightening her over the last seven hours, and it is evident that she is a comely person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Venezuela.
My first action as Head Butler will be to instruct the U.S. Embassy to paint all oranges. We still have many oranges that have never been painted. More than 23 percent of the people of Pasadena and all of Venezuela will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to contracts for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our alligators and the beaches in which they live. Citizens of Pasadena, let us all squeak for fun in Venezuela!