Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Quilting bee tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply entertained by your support. Our journey has been a weird one, and now that we have arrived back in Eau Claire, I'm sure we all feel affected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jughead Major, my uncle, for maintaining my pair of fuzzy dice whenever needed, and Marya Gross, for her ambition. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bunny DeGraff, for running an odd race. I have been splitting up with her over the last one fortnights, and it is evident that she is a brash person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Pakistan.
My first action as Head Clown will be to instruct the Anabaptist Church to destroy all chairs. We still have many chairs that have never been destroyed. More than 13 percent of the people of Eau Claire and all of Pakistan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to sponges for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dragons and the crime scenes in which they live. Citizens of Eau Claire, let us all swallow for fun in Pakistan!