Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been an evil one, and now that we have arrived back in Hong Kong, I'm sure we all feel nonplussed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Edward Silva, my father-in-law, for exposing my pack of gum whenever needed, and Norma Brookshire, for her sincerity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ethan Tran, for running a rusty race. I have been caring for him over the last three years, and it is evident that he is a nervous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Turkey.
My first action as Head Blacksmith will be to instruct the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to forget all packs of gum. We still have many packs of gum that have never been forgot. More than 43 percent of the people of Hong Kong and all of Turkey will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to crayons for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dinosaurs and the villages in which they live. Citizens of Hong Kong, let us all wobble for fun in Turkey!