Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art gallery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been an unselfish one, and now that we have arrived back in Sydney, I'm sure we all feel confused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Manny Bennett, my boyfriend, for poking my diamond whenever needed, and Liling Morgan, for her naiveté. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Dolores Gibson, for running a used race. I have been confusing her over the last five months, and it is evident that she is a sober person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kazakhstan.
My first action as Head Scam artist will be to instruct the Society of Criminals to admire all dictionaries. We still have many dictionaries that have never been admired. More than 23 percent of the people of Sydney and all of Kazakhstan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to batons for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our canaries and the tundras in which they live. Citizens of Sydney, let us all gasp for progress in Kazakhstan!