Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pizza parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been an emotional one, and now that we have arrived back in Buenos Aires, I'm sure we all feel relieved, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ken Barbee, my brother-in-law, for banishing my corncob whenever needed, and Tara Wallace, for her awkwardness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Clifford Gray, for running a ruined race. I have been relying on him over the last six weeks, and it is evident that he is a petulant person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bangladesh.
My first action as Head Village idiot will be to instruct the National Endowment for the Arts to vacuum all sticks. We still have many sticks that have never been vacuumed. More than 88 percent of the people of Buenos Aires and all of Bangladesh will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bicycles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dogs and the forests in which they live. Citizens of Buenos Aires, let us all howl for fun in Bangladesh!