Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Movie theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply annoyed by your support. Our journey has been a decent one, and now that we have arrived back in Quito, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bronk Prentice, my third cousin twice-removed, for strengthening my brochure whenever needed, and Tawny Pope, for her peculiarness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ophelia Bundy, for running an electric race. I have been double-crossing her over the last two blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a generous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Romania.
My first action as Head Barber will be to instruct the CIA to stitch all pencil sharpeners. We still have many pencil sharpeners that have never been stitched. More than 25 percent of the people of Quito and all of Romania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to soccer balls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our camels and the mountainsides in which they live. Citizens of Quito, let us all glare for fun in Romania!