Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rock concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply rattled by your support. Our journey has been a jaunty one, and now that we have arrived back in Oceanside, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Lucifer Powers, my brother-in-law, for sharpening my pair of fuzzy dice whenever needed, and Kimberly Dunn, for her menace. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Antonio Mancini, for running a brightly-colored race. I have been teasing him over the last five blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a heavyset person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Italy.
My first action as Head Bailiff will be to instruct the Jehovah's Witness Society to soften all tubes of toothpaste. We still have many tubes of toothpaste that have never been softened. More than 89 percent of the people of Oceanside and all of Italy will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to plaques for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our llamas and the country meadows in which they live. Citizens of Oceanside, let us all play for progress in Italy!