Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art exhibit tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been a masculine one, and now that we have arrived back in Boise, I'm sure we all feel bothered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Luke Zhu, my brother-in-law, for bleaching my can of shaving cream whenever needed, and Susanna Rajashree, for her diabolicalness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Celia Meyer, for running a spongy race. I have been dismaying her over the last three months, and it is evident that she is a prickly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of South Sudan.
My first action as Head Magistrate will be to instruct the ASPCA to review all crackers. We still have many crackers that have never been reviewed. More than 62 percent of the people of Boise and all of South Sudan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to plaques for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our meerkats and the ranges in which they live. Citizens of Boise, let us all itch for fun in South Sudan!