Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been a lethargic one, and now that we have arrived back in Monterrey, I'm sure we all feel annoyed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Max Ackerman, my uncle, for rolling my bag of groceries whenever needed, and April Covington, for her calmness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, DeWitt Brindel, for running a fuzzy race. I have been giggling at him over the last five fortnights, and it is evident that he is a crazy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Slovenia.
My first action as Head Ship's officer will be to instruct the CIA to inspect all chess sets. We still have many chess sets that have never been inspected. More than 11 percent of the people of Monterrey and all of Slovenia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dolls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our flamingoes and the gulches in which they live. Citizens of Monterrey, let us all blush for fun in Slovenia!