Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Political rally tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been an enthusiastic one, and now that we have arrived back in Helsinki, I'm sure we all feel flabbergasted, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Caleb Kong, my boyfriend, for marking my basket whenever needed, and June Cain, for her humility. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Danielle Baca, for running a puzzling race. I have been rejecting her over the last ten days, and it is evident that she is a petulant person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Poland.
My first action as Head Prison guard will be to instruct the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to fold all Kindles. We still have many Kindles that have never been folded. More than 87 percent of the people of Helsinki and all of Poland will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to stacks of papers for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our minks and the mountains in which they live. Citizens of Helsinki, let us all apologize for progress in Poland!