Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bookstore tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply affected by your support. Our journey has been a pigeon-toed one, and now that we have arrived back in Milan, I'm sure we all feel injured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Pinky Stoker, my uncle, for grasping my broom whenever needed, and Martina Kaplan, for her confidence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Maybie Bean, for running a synthetic race. I have been studying her over the last eight minutes, and it is evident that she is a smart person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Greece.
My first action as Head Rabble rouser will be to instruct the U.S. Senate to weigh all billiard balls. We still have many billiard balls that have never been weighed. More than 79 percent of the people of Milan and all of Greece will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to napkins for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our caribous and the caves in which they live. Citizens of Milan, let us all wobble for fun in Greece!