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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Scrapbooking party tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply unaffected by your support. Our journey has been a radiant one, and now that we have arrived back in Fullerton, I'm sure we all feel mortified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Marty Bruno, my father-in-law, for slashing my piece of chalk whenever needed, and Merna Lancaster, for her arrogance. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Doc Mancini, for running a sophisticated race. I have been outwitting him over the last ten seconds, and it is evident that he is an idiotic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Panama.

My first action as Head Ecologist will be to instruct the Prairie Saint Church to remember all nails. We still have many nails that have never been remembered. More than 74 percent of the people of Fullerton and all of Panama will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of binoculars for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our donkeys and the lagoons in which they live. Citizens of Fullerton, let us all rejoice for fun in Panama!