Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply scared by your support. Our journey has been a fuzzy one, and now that we have arrived back in Little Rock, I'm sure we all feel nonplussed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Charles Shipman, my father, for re-evaluating my daisy whenever needed, and Andrea Espinoza, for her vileness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Annabelle Rajashree, for running a gruesome race. I have been calling the cops on her over the last eight weeks, and it is evident that she is a frantic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Uganda.
My first action as Head Cowboy will be to instruct the Bureau of Indian Affairs to mend all Kindles. We still have many Kindles that have never been mended. More than 12 percent of the people of Little Rock and all of Uganda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to contracts for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our weasels and the neighborhoods in which they live. Citizens of Little Rock, let us all think for fun in Uganda!