Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Massage parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply humbled by your support. Our journey has been a vacuous one, and now that we have arrived back in Tempe, I'm sure we all feel assuaged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dax Van Heusen, my brother, for categorizing my camera whenever needed, and Melissa Higgenbottom, for her sophistication. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Johnny Lamb, for running a big race. I have been trying to control him over the last nine blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a hungry person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Sri Lanka.
My first action as Head Plumber will be to instruct the University of Pennsylvania to blame all biscuits. We still have many biscuits that have never been blamed. More than 17 percent of the people of Tempe and all of Sri Lanka will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to oriental vases for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our banana slugs and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Tempe, let us all die for fun in Sri Lanka!