Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Striptease tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flabbergasted by your support. Our journey has been a loving one, and now that we have arrived back in Los Angeles, I'm sure we all feel flabbergasted, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Doc Bacon, my father, for checking my fishhook whenever needed, and Brandie Mantzios, for her fearfulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Harvey Bower, for running a fancy race. I have been satisfying him over the last six days, and it is evident that he is a cautious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Latvia.
My first action as Head Ecologist will be to instruct the Fire Department to ridicule all baseball bats. We still have many baseball bats that have never been ridiculed. More than 46 percent of the people of Los Angeles and all of Latvia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to doilies for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our bullfrogs and the mountainsides in which they live. Citizens of Los Angeles, let us all shiver for progress in Latvia!