Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bored by your support. Our journey has been a corpulent one, and now that we have arrived back in Rochester, I'm sure we all feel entertained, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Zed Nicholas, my father, for cracking my can of beans whenever needed, and Chelsea Griebel, for her taciturnness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Marcus Dubois, for running a burned race. I have been aweing him over the last six eternities, and it is evident that he is a cute person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bermuda.
My first action as Head Aeronautical engineer will be to instruct Friends of Aardvarks to exclude all compasses. We still have many compasses that have never been excluded. More than 91 percent of the people of Rochester and all of Bermuda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to umbrellas for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our groundhogs and the badlands areas in which they live. Citizens of Rochester, let us all get upset for progress in Bermuda!