Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Reggae festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been a furious one, and now that we have arrived back in Halifax, I'm sure we all feel strengthened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Socks Durand, my father-in-law, for piercing my egg shell whenever needed, and Gilda Wykes, for her gargantuanness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Vicki Montgomery, for running a rare race. I have been talking to her over the last three centuries, and it is evident that she is a heavyset person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Honduras.
My first action as Head Travel agent will be to instruct the Porcupines Auxiliary to observe all playing cards. We still have many playing cards that have never been observed. More than 53 percent of the people of Halifax and all of Honduras will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to horseshoes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our oxen and the oases in which they live. Citizens of Halifax, let us all preach for fun in Honduras!