Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Drag race tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a rugged one, and now that we have arrived back in Cleveland, I'm sure we all feel displeased, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Derek Morales, my boyfriend, for hammering my pain pill whenever needed, and Ruby Peterson, for her irateness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jennifer Oswald, for running a jagged race. I have been messing with her over the last five hours, and it is evident that she is an awkward person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Ethiopia.
My first action as Head Dance instructor will be to instruct the International Guild of Landscapers to wrap all model airplanes. We still have many model airplanes that have never been wrapped. More than 46 percent of the people of Cleveland and all of Ethiopia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to telephones for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our wallabies and the jungles in which they live. Citizens of Cleveland, let us all bark for progress in Ethiopia!