Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Magic show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply unaffected by your support. Our journey has been an enchanting one, and now that we have arrived back in Berlin, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Andrew Flash, my brother, for frying my pen whenever needed, and Fiona Noonan, for her cleverness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Robert Wu, for running an art deco race. I have been deceiving him over the last one decades, and it is evident that he is a generous person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Samoa.
My first action as Head Prosecutor will be to instruct the American Association of Criminals to compress all Happy Meals. We still have many Happy Meals that have never been compressed. More than 7 percent of the people of Berlin and all of Samoa will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to crates for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our rattlesnakes and the mesas in which they live. Citizens of Berlin, let us all type for progress in Samoa!