Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Massage parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply flattered by your support. Our journey has been a naïve one, and now that we have arrived back in Oakland, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Anton North, my third cousin twice-removed, for soaking my umbrella whenever needed, and Lottie Hanson, for her colorlessness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Arthur DeGraff, for running a slimy race. I have been spitting at him over the last five years, and it is evident that he is an agitated person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Netherlands.
My first action as Head Quilter will be to instruct the International Brotherhood of Judges to identify all spinning wheels. We still have many spinning wheels that have never been identified. More than 31 percent of the people of Oakland and all of Netherlands will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to tablet computers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our lobsters and the paths in which they live. Citizens of Oakland, let us all wail for fun in Netherlands!