Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bluegrass festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been a solitary one, and now that we have arrived back in Quito, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bert Manning, my brother-in-law, for feeling my paper clip whenever needed, and Velma Cutler, for her dreadfulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Plato Hamilton, for running a musty race. I have been kicking him over the last four decades, and it is evident that he is a vile person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Honduras.
My first action as Head Drug dealer will be to instruct the U.S. Embassy to pinch all pickles. We still have many pickles that have never been pinched. More than 89 percent of the people of Quito and all of Honduras will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to garbage cans for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our bats and the ponds in which they live. Citizens of Quito, let us all bounce for fun in Honduras!