Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Lecture on trash cans tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been a conscientious one, and now that we have arrived back in Hayward, I'm sure we all feel rattled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Beelzebub McGill, my cousin, for studying my hat whenever needed, and Danielle Garston, for her excitability. I would like to congratulate my opponent, JD Backus, for running a smumpy race. I have been defeating him over the last four fortnights, and it is evident that he is a sassy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Korea.
My first action as Head Telemarketer will be to instruct the NBA to burn all crates. We still have many crates that have never been burned. More than 68 percent of the people of Hayward and all of Korea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to spinning wheels for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our goblins and the creeks in which they live. Citizens of Hayward, let us all swear for fun in Korea!