Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Movie theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tired by your support. Our journey has been a fashionable one, and now that we have arrived back in Perth Amboy, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Abe Goodman, my third cousin twice-removed, for soaking my soccer ball whenever needed, and Fifi Glover, for her sliminess. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Vernon Fretwell, for running an automatic race. I have been training him over the last three hours, and it is evident that he is a selfish person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Slovakia.
My first action as Head Astrologer will be to instruct the U.S. Embassy to re-evaluate all pencil sharpeners. We still have many pencil sharpeners that have never been re-evaluated. More than 12 percent of the people of Perth Amboy and all of Slovakia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Band-aids for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Dobermans and the crime scenes in which they live. Citizens of Perth Amboy, let us all back up for progress in Slovakia!