Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Hockey game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a fascinating one, and now that we have arrived back in Bangalore, I'm sure we all feel entertained, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Aaron Usher, my brother, for engraving my can of beer whenever needed, and Crystal Halperin, for her corpulence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, George Simons, for running a petite race. I have been hiding from him over the last seven seconds, and it is evident that he is a sarcastic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kuwait.
My first action as Head Petroleum engineer will be to instruct the American Kennel Club to distort all ice cream cones. We still have many ice cream cones that have never been distorted. More than 50 percent of the people of Bangalore and all of Kuwait will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to tubes of toothpaste for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our Pekingeses and the seacoasts in which they live. Citizens of Bangalore, let us all wiggle for progress in Kuwait!