Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Basketball game tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply encouraged by your support. Our journey has been an anemic one, and now that we have arrived back in Colorado Springs, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Mikey Sokolov, my father-in-law, for soaking my bone whenever needed, and Susanne Lions, for her brassiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Candi Kissling, for running a mechanical race. I have been joking with her over the last three months, and it is evident that she is a sassy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of China.
My first action as Head Bank teller will be to instruct the University of South Carolina to stash all firecrackers. We still have many firecrackers that have never been stashed. More than 64 percent of the people of Colorado Springs and all of China will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to dolls for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ghosts and the arroyos in which they live. Citizens of Colorado Springs, let us all burble for progress in China!