Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bluegrass festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply embarrassed by your support. Our journey has been a wary one, and now that we have arrived back in Lubbock, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Hugo Wright, my brother-in-law, for scuffing my baton whenever needed, and Lianlin Wilhelm, for her darkness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Cory Ferguson, for running a fabulous race. I have been pecking at him over the last four blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a frumpy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Slovenia.
My first action as Head Student will be to instruct the Society of raven ranchers to stain all toothbrushes. We still have many toothbrushes that have never been stained. More than 76 percent of the people of Lubbock and all of Slovenia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to magazines for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our muskrats and the country meadows in which they live. Citizens of Lubbock, let us all get angry for fun in Slovenia!