Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Quilting bee tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply hoodwinked by your support. Our journey has been a serious one, and now that we have arrived back in Anaheim, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Richard Oldfather, my brother-in-law, for forgetting my battery whenever needed, and Betsy Woodruff, for her sincerity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Leroy Remington, for running a papery race. I have been hypnotizing him over the last eight minutes, and it is evident that he is a zany person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Myanmar.
My first action as Head Auditor will be to instruct Telephone repairmen Anonymous to lengthen all rubber chickens. We still have many rubber chickens that have never been lengthened. More than 93 percent of the people of Anaheim and all of Myanmar will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to plaques for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our snakes and the dumpsters in which they live. Citizens of Anaheim, let us all spit for fun in Myanmar!