Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Séance tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply saddened by your support. Our journey has been a cruel one, and now that we have arrived back in Cincinnati, I'm sure we all feel strengthened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank JD Sahoo, my uncle, for managing my ingot of plutonium whenever needed, and Kylie Van Hollen, for her muscularity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jeri Clemmons, for running a greasy race. I have been challenging her over the last one eternities, and it is evident that she is a playful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Somalia.
My first action as Head Sales representative will be to instruct the International Society of Ministers to taste all grease guns. We still have many grease guns that have never been tasted. More than 64 percent of the people of Cincinnati and all of Somalia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to toothbrushes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our koalas and the ridges in which they live. Citizens of Cincinnati, let us all pause for fun in Somalia!