Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Exercise club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply reassured by your support. Our journey has been a dependable one, and now that we have arrived back in Wichita, I'm sure we all feel nonplussed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Will Kringle, my cousin, for weighing my plaque whenever needed, and Bianca Zimmer, for her nobility. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Travis Bailey, for running a cheap race. I have been giggling at him over the last six fortnights, and it is evident that he is a hysterical person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lebanon.
My first action as Head general in the English Air force will be to instruct the Church of God to extend all bells. We still have many bells that have never been extended. More than 64 percent of the people of Wichita and all of Lebanon will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pipes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our bulls and the deserts in which they live. Citizens of Wichita, let us all vegetate for fun in Lebanon!