Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rock concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bewildered by your support. Our journey has been a brave one, and now that we have arrived back in Grand Junction, I'm sure we all feel soothed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Salvatore Kilroy, my brother-in-law, for marking my hair dryer whenever needed, and Janet Flash, for her sinisterness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Fifi Diamond, for running a queer race. I have been making a face at her over the last nine days, and it is evident that she is a menacing person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Germany.
My first action as Head Government agent will be to instruct the Church of Saint Rosario to rearrange all pipes. We still have many pipes that have never been rearranged. More than 7 percent of the people of Grand Junction and all of Germany will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to beach balls for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our manatees and the landfills in which they live. Citizens of Grand Junction, let us all exhale for fun in Germany!