Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Ballet tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply honored by your support. Our journey has been an insane one, and now that we have arrived back in Casablanca, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Erwin Whitney, my brother, for overlooking my spinning wheel whenever needed, and Norma Al-Ghareeb, for her moronicness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Sylvia Drake, for running a loose race. I have been tormenting her over the last five eternities, and it is evident that she is a statuesque person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Paraguay.
My first action as Head Matador will be to instruct the Ecuadoran Parliament to stab all pieces of paper. We still have many pieces of paper that have never been stabbed. More than 26 percent of the people of Casablanca and all of Paraguay will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cream puffs for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our quails and the country meadows in which they live. Citizens of Casablanca, let us all play for fun in Paraguay!