Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Wax museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply appalled by your support. Our journey has been a bizarre one, and now that we have arrived back in Avonlea, I'm sure we all feel irritated, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jamie Bennett, my third cousin twice-removed, for hiding my clothespin whenever needed, and Marybel Slater, for her sketchiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Zachary Nighthawk, for running a gigantic race. I have been shrinking him over the last one blinks of an eye, and it is evident that he is a fearful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Rwanda.
My first action as Head Advice columnist will be to instruct the Smithsonian Institution to categorize all flowers. We still have many flowers that have never been categorized. More than 31 percent of the people of Avonlea and all of Rwanda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to magazines for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our chickens and the ponds in which they live. Citizens of Avonlea, let us all rock for fun in Rwanda!