Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Amusement park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply aroused by your support. Our journey has been a queer one, and now that we have arrived back in Dayton, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Hugo Saint Pierre, my boyfriend, for spinning my blanket whenever needed, and Stormy Glockman, for her homeliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Clara Nakamura, for running a disgusting race. I have been suing her over the last five eternities, and it is evident that she is a big person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Malta.
My first action as Head Police officer will be to instruct the U.S. Senate to rebuild all iPads. We still have many iPads that have never been rebuilt. More than 7 percent of the people of Dayton and all of Malta will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to magnifying glasses for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our dromedaries and the circus tents in which they live. Citizens of Dayton, let us all faint for progress in Malta!