Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Discotheque tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frightened by your support. Our journey has been a thoughtful one, and now that we have arrived back in Washington, I'm sure we all feel flabbergasted, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank T.J. Rand, my uncle, for emptying my egg shell whenever needed, and Bubbles Harrison, for her bravery. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Luann Quintero, for running an archaic race. I have been neglecting her over the last ten months, and it is evident that she is a weary person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Nicaragua.
My first action as Head Draftsman will be to instruct the Sheep Auxiliary to fold all corks. We still have many corks that have never been folded. More than 18 percent of the people of Washington and all of Nicaragua will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to sea shells for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our tapeworms and the hillsides in which they live. Citizens of Washington, let us all wince for fun in Nicaragua!