Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pizza parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frustrated by your support. Our journey has been a gregarious one, and now that we have arrived back in Plano, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ethan Beach, my brother, for archiving my sack of potatoes whenever needed, and Konstanze Sawyer, for her peskiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Krista Mallory, for running a nice race. I have been escaping from her over the last one years, and it is evident that she is a cocky person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Uruguay.
My first action as Head Silversmith will be to instruct the Undercover agents of the World to glue all rubber chickens. We still have many rubber chickens that have never been glued. More than 58 percent of the people of Plano and all of Uruguay will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags of popcorn for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our giraffes and the deserts in which they live. Citizens of Plano, let us all freeze for progress in Uruguay!