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Victory Speech

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bar crawl tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a clever one, and now that we have arrived back in Addis Ababa, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Nathan Franklin, my cousin, for grabbing my shovel whenever needed, and Sharon Greenshields, for her emotionality. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Janice Frankle, for running a dusty race. I have been controlling her over the last seven fortnights, and it is evident that she is an excitable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of India.

My first action as Head Administrative assistant will be to instruct the Surveyors Club to consider all coupons. We still have many coupons that have never been considered. More than 10 percent of the people of Addis Ababa and all of India will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pairs of binoculars for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our bandicoots and the lagoons in which they live. Citizens of Addis Ababa, let us all vegetate for progress in India!