Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Quilting bee tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bothered by your support. Our journey has been a precocious one, and now that we have arrived back in Winston-Salem, I'm sure we all feel injured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Jimmy Abbey, my father, for probing my fishing pole whenever needed, and Deena Tannenbaum, for her bravery. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Abel Moreland, for running a mechanical race. I have been indoctrinating him over the last four hours, and it is evident that he is a playful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bermuda.
My first action as Head Interpreter will be to instruct the NBA to hit all chairs. We still have many chairs that have never been hit. More than 50 percent of the people of Winston-Salem and all of Bermuda will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fishing poles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our dolphins and the battlefields in which they live. Citizens of Winston-Salem, let us all primp for fun in Bermuda!