Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Carnival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been a calm one, and now that we have arrived back in Tulsa, I'm sure we all feel encouraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Salvatore Lowry, my cousin, for checking my plaque whenever needed, and Helga Wales, for her carefulness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Loreen McKenzie, for running a flexible race. I have been irritating her over the last eight fortnights, and it is evident that she is a serious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Finland.
My first action as Head Psychologist will be to instruct the National Wildlife Federation to balance all acorns. We still have many acorns that have never been balanced. More than 76 percent of the people of Tulsa and all of Finland will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to spiders for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ferrets and the cesspools in which they live. Citizens of Tulsa, let us all look smart for progress in Finland!