Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been a direct one, and now that we have arrived back in Wilmington, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Arthur Torres, my brother, for recognizing my mop whenever needed, and Peg Vickers, for her moronicness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Gabriel Williams, for running an unusual race. I have been sitting on him over the last nine seconds, and it is evident that he is a thoughtful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Argentina.
My first action as Head Drug dealer will be to instruct the International Society of Makeup artists to propel all razor blades. We still have many razor blades that have never been propelled. More than 43 percent of the people of Wilmington and all of Argentina will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to clothespins for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our mice and the gardens in which they live. Citizens of Wilmington, let us all shrug for fun in Argentina!