Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cathouse tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply assuaged by your support. Our journey has been a cuddly one, and now that we have arrived back in Manhattan, I'm sure we all feel injured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Kyle Cantor, my cousin, for hacking my bedpan whenever needed, and Lillian Peng, for her phlegmaticness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Grover Eppley, for running a weird race. I have been needling him over the last ten minutes, and it is evident that he is a solitary person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Cuba.
My first action as Head Hair stylist will be to instruct the Church of Saint Velma to consider all magazines. We still have many magazines that have never been considered. More than 22 percent of the people of Manhattan and all of Cuba will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to rocks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our snakes and the landfills in which they live. Citizens of Manhattan, let us all get upset for fun in Cuba!