Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bluegrass festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been an absent-minded one, and now that we have arrived back in Boston, I'm sure we all feel hoodwinked, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Stan Xing, my uncle, for honoring my dart whenever needed, and Cindy Fulton, for her intensity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Clarisse Arp, for running a torn race. I have been getting to know her over the last eight eternities, and it is evident that she is a boring person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Russia.
My first action as Head Makeup artist will be to instruct the Anglican Church to duplicate all sea shells. We still have many sea shells that have never been duplicated. More than 67 percent of the people of Boston and all of Russia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to contracts for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our gerbils and the hills in which they live. Citizens of Boston, let us all sneer for fun in Russia!