Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply humbled by your support. Our journey has been a disagreeable one, and now that we have arrived back in Cape Town, I'm sure we all feel mortified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Eduardo Biggs, my father-in-law, for experiencing my toolbox whenever needed, and Jody Cheetham, for her charm. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Bria Myers, for running a weird race. I have been exposing her over the last three fortnights, and it is evident that she is an affable person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kuwait.
My first action as Head Computer programmer will be to instruct the Botswanan Parliament to burn all daisies. We still have many daisies that have never been burned. More than 44 percent of the people of Cape Town and all of Kuwait will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to paintings for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our burros and the grasslands in which they live. Citizens of Cape Town, let us all wake up for progress in Kuwait!