Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Magic show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply befuddled by your support. Our journey has been an idiotic one, and now that we have arrived back in Knoxville, I'm sure we all feel enraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank DeWitt Baggins, my boyfriend, for returning my fish whenever needed, and Esmeralda Zwiebel, for her confidence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Hugo Nagy, for running an unusual race. I have been massaging him over the last seven days, and it is evident that he is a portly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Canada.
My first action as Head Shyster will be to instruct the American Association of Masseuses to recommend all cans of beans. We still have many cans of beans that have never been recommended. More than 58 percent of the people of Knoxville and all of Canada will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to biscuits for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our crows and the lakesides in which they live. Citizens of Knoxville, let us all look angry for fun in Canada!