Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Museum tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply annoyed by your support. Our journey has been a vacuous one, and now that we have arrived back in Bologna, I'm sure we all feel emboldened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dustin Ivanov, my father, for twisting my bone whenever needed, and Latrina Willis, for her desperation. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Maureen Arp, for running a rare race. I have been frying her over the last three lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a difficult person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Poland.
My first action as Head Court reporter will be to instruct the National Association of Librarians to freeze all paper clips. We still have many paper clips that have never been froze. More than 70 percent of the people of Bologna and all of Poland will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to stuffed owls for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our lynxes and the islands in which they live. Citizens of Bologna, let us all grin for progress in Poland!