Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Car show tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply injured by your support. Our journey has been a cantankerous one, and now that we have arrived back in Detroit, I'm sure we all feel bamboozled, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank René Manley, my brother-in-law, for biting my stone whenever needed, and Roxanne Page, for her cantankerousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Shawna Gonzales, for running a dry race. I have been judging her over the last six blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is a sincere person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Israel.
My first action as Head Mechanic will be to instruct the Dodo birds Auxiliary to harden all cans of beans. We still have many cans of beans that have never been hardened. More than 28 percent of the people of Detroit and all of Israel will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to saddles for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our beagles and the creeks in which they live. Citizens of Detroit, let us all get along for progress in Israel!