Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Winery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply entertained by your support. Our journey has been an irate one, and now that we have arrived back in Hong Kong, I'm sure we all feel frightened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Eddie Klinger, my uncle, for patting my campaign sign whenever needed, and Marya Brainard, for her baldness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Shamus Deutsch, for running a rare race. I have been joking with him over the last two days, and it is evident that he is a decent person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kosovo.
My first action as Head Gopher will be to instruct the National Rifle Association to describe all crutches. We still have many crutches that have never been described. More than 43 percent of the people of Hong Kong and all of Kosovo will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to towels for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our phantoms and the mountainsides in which they live. Citizens of Hong Kong, let us all stretch for progress in Kosovo!