Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rodeo tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been a forgetful one, and now that we have arrived back in Podunk Hollow, I'm sure we all feel amused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Chum Verma, my cousin, for boiling my Frisbee whenever needed, and Valentina Abrams, for her decency. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Griselda Stephens, for running a dusty race. I have been tattling on her over the last five centuries, and it is evident that she is a furry person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Austria.
My first action as Head Diver will be to instruct the Smithsonian Institution to decorate all flags. We still have many flags that have never been decorated. More than 10 percent of the people of Podunk Hollow and all of Austria will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to umbrellas for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our rattlesnakes and the forests in which they live. Citizens of Podunk Hollow, let us all huff for progress in Austria!