Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply enraged by your support. Our journey has been a sketchy one, and now that we have arrived back in Mesa, I'm sure we all feel honored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Eldon Worm, my brother, for dislodging my hair brush whenever needed, and Mackenzie Cohen, for her seriousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Magnolia Eastwood, for running a fluffy race. I have been imitating her over the last six eternities, and it is evident that she is a bold person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Jamaica.
My first action as Head Web guru will be to instruct the National Association of Auditors to grab all flags. We still have many flags that have never been grabbed. More than 2 percent of the people of Mesa and all of Jamaica will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pillows for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our hyenas and the islands in which they live. Citizens of Mesa, let us all rest for progress in Jamaica!