Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bewildered by your support. Our journey has been a precocious one, and now that we have arrived back in Osaka, I'm sure we all feel saddened, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Stu Clooney, my father-in-law, for certifying my paperclip whenever needed, and Jan Chavez, for her disgustingness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lucille Scott, for running a damp race. I have been smiling at her over the last five eternities, and it is evident that she is a timid person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Lower Slobbovia.
My first action as Head Barista will be to instruct the Mormon Church to strike all business cards. We still have many business cards that have never been struck. More than 63 percent of the people of Osaka and all of Lower Slobbovia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bicycles for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our wolverines and the beaches in which they live. Citizens of Osaka, let us all quiver for progress in Lower Slobbovia!