Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bingo hall tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been a sanguine one, and now that we have arrived back in Detroit, I'm sure we all feel scared, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Richard Hughes, my boyfriend, for scuffing my Frisbee whenever needed, and Katy Marshall, for her intelligence. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Wesley Darnell, for running a big race. I have been getting to know her over the last three centuries, and it is evident that she is a jolly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Macedonia.
My first action as Head Sheriff will be to instruct the National Society of Restaurant owners to shellac all yardsticks. We still have many yardsticks that have never been shellacked. More than 22 percent of the people of Detroit and all of Macedonia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to packs of gum for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our mustangs and the cliffs in which they live. Citizens of Detroit, let us all murmur for fun in Macedonia!