Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Movie theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply relieved by your support. Our journey has been a pigeon-toed one, and now that we have arrived back in Moscow, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Macon Henry, my uncle, for honoring my hubcap whenever needed, and Chelsea Quintana, for her fascination. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Aristotle Weeden, for running a crusty race. I have been pulverizing him over the last eight eternities, and it is evident that he is a cuddly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of South Africa.
My first action as Head Umpire will be to instruct a Congressional committee to fold all clocks. We still have many clocks that have never been folded. More than 91 percent of the people of Moscow and all of South Africa will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to compasses for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our goblins and the lakesides in which they live. Citizens of Moscow, let us all nod for progress in South Africa!