Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bookstore tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply irritated by your support. Our journey has been a tactful one, and now that we have arrived back in Shanghai, I'm sure we all feel injured, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Gerald Brock, my third cousin twice-removed, for overlooking my duffel bag whenever needed, and Joan Barnes, for her suavity. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Devon Weaver, for running an ornate race. I have been aggravating him over the last five decades, and it is evident that he is a brazen person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Ecuador.
My first action as Head Pharmacist will be to instruct the Episcopal Church to handle all boomerangs. We still have many boomerangs that have never been handled. More than 52 percent of the people of Shanghai and all of Ecuador will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fishing rods for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our chameleons and the canyons in which they live. Citizens of Shanghai, let us all pace for fun in Ecuador!