Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Pizza parlor tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply encouraged by your support. Our journey has been a direct one, and now that we have arrived back in Huntsville, I'm sure we all feel mollified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Raymond Strait, my father, for developing my peace pipe whenever needed, and Deena Torres, for her gentleness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Ethan Ott, for running an ordinary race. I have been spanking him over the last six hours, and it is evident that he is a depraved person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Canada.
My first action as Head Dance instructor will be to instruct the Fire Department to smear all stones. We still have many stones that have never been smeared. More than 41 percent of the people of Huntsville and all of Canada will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bottles of perfume for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our kangaroos and the forests in which they live. Citizens of Huntsville, let us all digest for fun in Canada!