Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Church social tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply befuddled by your support. Our journey has been a sleek one, and now that we have arrived back in Tempe, I'm sure we all feel bored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Ole Zhu, my father, for certifying my can of shaving cream whenever needed, and Robin Yang, for her pertness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Elizabeth Mackintosh, for running a miniature race. I have been spitting at her over the last five blinks of an eye, and it is evident that she is an idiotic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Azerbaijan.
My first action as Head Professional dancer will be to instruct the International Brotherhood of Attorneys to reinforce all key rings. We still have many key rings that have never been reinforced. More than 70 percent of the people of Tempe and all of Azerbaijan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to Lego sets for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our parakeets and the trails in which they live. Citizens of Tempe, let us all cheer up for progress in Azerbaijan!