Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply displeased by your support. Our journey has been a cantankerous one, and now that we have arrived back in Helsinki, I'm sure we all feel amused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Nathaniel Black, my cousin, for vacuuming my calculator whenever needed, and Margaret Whiteside, for her darkness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Fritz Diaz, for running a clean race. I have been grilling him over the last nine hours, and it is evident that he is a sassy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of New Guinea.
My first action as Head Clockmaker will be to instruct the Arbor Day Foundation to punch all diagrams. We still have many diagrams that have never been punched. More than 90 percent of the people of Helsinki and all of New Guinea will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to batons for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our teddy bears and the ridges in which they live. Citizens of Helsinki, let us all lounge for progress in New Guinea!