Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rock concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply dishonored by your support. Our journey has been a refined one, and now that we have arrived back in Krakow, I'm sure we all feel dishonored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Logan Zing, my father-in-law, for brandishing my brochure whenever needed, and Cynthia DeGraff, for her cuddliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kay Stoker, for running a hand-painted race. I have been berating her over the last four decades, and it is evident that she is an enthusiastic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Easter Island.
My first action as Head Dancer will be to instruct the Zambian Parliament to pierce all fishing poles. We still have many fishing poles that have never been pierced. More than 96 percent of the people of Krakow and all of Easter Island will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cages for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our opossums and the beaches in which they live. Citizens of Krakow, let us all back up for fun in Easter Island!