Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Amusement park tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply honored by your support. Our journey has been a sociable one, and now that we have arrived back in Tulsa, I'm sure we all feel mollified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Rip Khatchaturian, my father, for punching my bottle whenever needed, and Gilda Garston, for her peskiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Donald Hoffa, for running a funny race. I have been stunning him over the last three lifetimes, and it is evident that he is an artistic person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Luxembourg.
My first action as Head Con artist will be to instruct a Congressional committee to hammer all flutes. We still have many flutes that have never been hammered. More than 26 percent of the people of Tulsa and all of Luxembourg will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pencil sharpeners for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our camels and the bogs in which they live. Citizens of Tulsa, let us all pause for progress in Luxembourg!