Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cathouse tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been a sassy one, and now that we have arrived back in Hollywood, I'm sure we all feel flattered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Lucky Allen, my boyfriend, for darkening my dog collar whenever needed, and Penelope Dole, for her heavysetness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Edie Vargas, for running a hand-painted race. I have been dumping her over the last nine weeks, and it is evident that she is a self-assured person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Venezuela.
My first action as Head Jeweler will be to instruct the Second Belfast Synagogue to strike all calculators. We still have many calculators that have never been struck. More than 12 percent of the people of Hollywood and all of Venezuela will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bottles of perfume for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our wolves and the mountains in which they live. Citizens of Hollywood, let us all flinch for progress in Venezuela!