Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cabaret tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply freaked out by your support. Our journey has been a hysterical one, and now that we have arrived back in Santa Fe, I'm sure we all feel encouraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank André Fontanaro, my cousin, for whirling my tennis racket whenever needed, and Hazel Kaiser, for her earnestness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Geoffrey Van Bloom, for running a crude race. I have been shunning him over the last three centuries, and it is evident that he is a humble person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Jordan.
My first action as Head Housekeeper will be to instruct the ASPCA to ignore all pieces of candy. We still have many pieces of candy that have never been ignored. More than 7 percent of the people of Santa Fe and all of Jordan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to tin whistles for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our brine shrimp and the lakesides in which they live. Citizens of Santa Fe, let us all deal cards for fun in Jordan!