Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Art gallery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply tickled by your support. Our journey has been a sarcastic one, and now that we have arrived back in Johannesburg, I'm sure we all feel relieved, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Stu Witherspoon, my brother-in-law, for engraving my carrot whenever needed, and Mim Scoville, for her comeliness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Shepard Quinn, for running a huge race. I have been banishing him over the last six lifetimes, and it is evident that he is a ladylike person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Vietnam.
My first action as Head Stable boy will be to instruct the Chamber of Commerce to stitch all flyswatters. We still have many flyswatters that have never been stitched. More than 52 percent of the people of Johannesburg and all of Vietnam will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to boxes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our gorillas and the countrysides in which they live. Citizens of Johannesburg, let us all go limp for fun in Vietnam!