Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Carnival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been a sweet one, and now that we have arrived back in Dodge City, I'm sure we all feel encouraged, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Scotty Mann, my third cousin twice-removed, for probing my washrag whenever needed, and Laurie Roeber, for her vileness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Michaelangelo Stringer, for running a wet race. I have been marrying him over the last ten fortnights, and it is evident that he is a portly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Poland.
My first action as Head Quarantine inspector will be to instruct the Fire Department to hack all Rubik's cubes. We still have many Rubik's cubes that have never been hacked. More than 26 percent of the people of Dodge City and all of Poland will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pianos for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our ants and the hayfields in which they live. Citizens of Dodge City, let us all buzz for progress in Poland!