Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bar crawl tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply aroused by your support. Our journey has been a carefree one, and now that we have arrived back in Elk Grove, I'm sure we all feel entertained, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Devon Shainberg, my brother-in-law, for describing my ice cream cone whenever needed, and Liz Radcliffe, for her stubbiness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Dusty Pattel, for running an electric race. I have been embarrassing him over the last three minutes, and it is evident that he is a statuesque person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Finland.
My first action as Head House spouse will be to instruct the U.S. Congress to seal all fishing poles. We still have many fishing poles that have never been sealed. More than 72 percent of the people of Elk Grove and all of Finland will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to chains for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our computers and the parks in which they live. Citizens of Elk Grove, let us all grimace for progress in Finland!