Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Gay bar tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply emboldened by your support. Our journey has been a queer one, and now that we have arrived back in Honolulu, I'm sure we all feel confused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Waldo Locke, my father-in-law, for checking my sea shell whenever needed, and Lorna Gordon, for her franticness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Claire Mondegreen, for running a fancy race. I have been dumping her over the last four months, and it is evident that she is a playful person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Panama.
My first action as Head Entertainer will be to instruct the Church of God to modify all pairs of fuzzy dice. We still have many pairs of fuzzy dice that have never been modified. More than 91 percent of the people of Honolulu and all of Panama will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to cream puffs for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our butterflies and the velds in which they live. Citizens of Honolulu, let us all adjust for fun in Panama!