Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Jazz club tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply scared by your support. Our journey has been a petulant one, and now that we have arrived back in Tallahassee, I'm sure we all feel affected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Alexei Rexford, my brother-in-law, for hardening my wastebasket whenever needed, and Marybel Emery, for her irateness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Jane Palomino, for running a gigantic race. I have been splitting up with her over the last nine decades, and it is evident that she is an enchanting person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Belize.
My first action as Head Gravedigger will be to instruct the National Football League to taste all photographs. We still have many photographs that have never been tasted. More than 55 percent of the people of Tallahassee and all of Belize will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to rocks for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our gorillas and the outbacks in which they live. Citizens of Tallahassee, let us all vomit for fun in Belize!