Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rock concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply strengthened by your support. Our journey has been an amiable one, and now that we have arrived back in Porto Alegre, I'm sure we all feel confused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bart Olson, my brother, for hooking my billfold whenever needed, and Hayley Simon, for her obnoxiousness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Madison Fosbury, for running an art deco race. I have been giggling at her over the last seven lifetimes, and it is evident that she is a disgusting person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Romania.
My first action as Head Philatelist will be to instruct the International Brotherhood of Manicurists to honor all baby dolls. We still have many baby dolls that have never been honored. More than 52 percent of the people of Porto Alegre and all of Romania will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to pizzas for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our turkeys and the pastures in which they live. Citizens of Porto Alegre, let us all lounge for fun in Romania!