Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Winery tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bewildered by your support. Our journey has been a mindless one, and now that we have arrived back in Sydney, I'm sure we all feel unaffected, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Geoffrey Scott, my brother, for inspecting my can of soup whenever needed, and Kimberly Oliver, for her talkativeness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Kitten Lange, for running a rusty race. I have been joking with her over the last five decades, and it is evident that she is a puzzled person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of South Sudan.
My first action as Head Prison guard will be to instruct the Government of The Philippines to freeze all pepper grinders. We still have many pepper grinders that have never been froze. More than 73 percent of the people of Sydney and all of South Sudan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to coconuts for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our tropical fish and the forests in which they live. Citizens of Sydney, let us all do the Hokey Pokey for progress in South Sudan!