Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Rock concert tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply bored by your support. Our journey has been a maniacal one, and now that we have arrived back in Fontana, I'm sure we all feel tired, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Bobby Cannon, my brother-in-law, for chopping my bird feeder whenever needed, and Eppie Collier, for her brilliance. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Madalyn Roeber, for running a curved race. I have been blocking her over the last six weeks, and it is evident that she is a friendly person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Indonesia.
My first action as Head Doctor will be to instruct the National Football League to whip all microscopes. We still have many microscopes that have never been whipped. More than 38 percent of the people of Fontana and all of Indonesia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to napkins for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our flamingoes and the briar patches in which they live. Citizens of Fontana, let us all yell for fun in Indonesia!