Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Bluegrass festival tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply soothed by your support. Our journey has been an elderly one, and now that we have arrived back in Bismarck, I'm sure we all feel embarrassed, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Scotty Gore, my uncle, for hanging my flute whenever needed, and Jennifer Borkowski, for her heavysetness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Twigs Chandler, for running a brown race. I have been winking at him over the last three days, and it is evident that he is a wily person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Italy.
My first action as Head Draftsman will be to instruct the Daughters of the American Revolution to mark all spoons. We still have many spoons that have never been marked. More than 1 percent of the people of Bismarck and all of Italy will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to toothbrushes for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our ducks and the savannas in which they live. Citizens of Bismarck, let us all growl for fun in Italy!