Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Theater tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply frustrated by your support. Our journey has been a cruel one, and now that we have arrived back in Hamburg, I'm sure we all feel bored, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Joe Bogart, my brother, for propelling my iPod whenever needed, and Marcy Norman, for her rage. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lindsay Hoffa, for running an unusual race. I have been sitting on her over the last five centuries, and it is evident that she is a noxious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Jordan.
My first action as Head Goldsmith will be to instruct the Lasagna Lovers Society to whack all bowls. We still have many bowls that have never been whacked. More than 38 percent of the people of Hamburg and all of Jordan will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to suitcases for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our mares and the pastures in which they live. Citizens of Hamburg, let us all calm down for fun in Jordan!