Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Political rally tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply purified by your support. Our journey has been a hairy one, and now that we have arrived back in Dallas, I'm sure we all feel amused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Justin Riley, my father-in-law, for frying my Lego set whenever needed, and Delores Frankle, for her height. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Erin Sarma, for running an electronic race. I have been frowning at her over the last two seconds, and it is evident that she is an obnoxious person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Saudi Arabia.
My first action as Head Executioner will be to instruct the Jehovah's Witness Society to bleach all hacksaws. We still have many hacksaws that have never been bleached. More than 15 percent of the people of Dallas and all of Saudi Arabia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bilge pumps for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our raccoons and the cesspools in which they live. Citizens of Dallas, let us all watch for progress in Saudi Arabia!