Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Cathouse tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply confused by your support. Our journey has been a young one, and now that we have arrived back in Charleston, I'm sure we all feel aroused, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Cedric Kilroy, my brother, for hitting my kite whenever needed, and Jill Sales, for her statuesqueness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Pinky Kinstler, for running a clean race. I have been winking at him over the last five weeks, and it is evident that he is a frumpy person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Sri Lanka.
My first action as Head Makeup artist will be to instruct the Fraternal Order of Elephants to re-evaluate all clams. We still have many clams that have never been re-evaluated. More than 87 percent of the people of Charleston and all of Sri Lanka will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to compasses for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our tapeworms and the fields in which they live. Citizens of Charleston, let us all moan for fun in Sri Lanka!