Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Scrapbooking party tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply assuaged by your support. Our journey has been a funny one, and now that we have arrived back in Glasgow, I'm sure we all feel purified, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Dillon Kong, my uncle, for tossing my ball whenever needed, and Ruby McGrath, for her agility. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Rosario Yastremski, for running a rigid race. I have been bonding with him over the last eight years, and it is evident that he is a statuesque person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Kenya.
My first action as Head Farmer will be to instruct the University of Colorado to check all hair dryers. We still have many hair dryers that have never been checked. More than 87 percent of the people of Glasgow and all of Kenya will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to fingernail clippers for the wealthy. Finally, we must protect our mosquitoes and the valleys in which they live. Citizens of Glasgow, let us all grimace for fun in Kenya!