Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for coming to the Striptease tonight to celebrate our victory. I am deeply nonplussed by your support. Our journey has been a smart one, and now that we have arrived back in Rapid City, I'm sure we all feel bewildered, knowing that our work has just begun. I would like to thank Kyle Blake, my uncle, for duplicating my stuffed kitten whenever needed, and Anna Tweedie, for her artisticness. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Hagit Abbey, for running a curved race. I have been disparaging her over the last six centuries, and it is evident that she is a talkative person. It is time to set aside our differences and work together for the betterment of Bolivia.
My first action as Head Au pair will be to instruct Friends of Monsters to neglect all clipboards. We still have many clipboards that have never been neglected. More than 50 percent of the people of Rapid City and all of Bolivia will immediately benefit from this change. We will strive to provide access to bags of groceries for the disadvantaged. Finally, we must protect our magpies and the plains in which they live. Citizens of Rapid City, let us all snicker for progress in Bolivia!