Dear Santa,
For Christmas I would like two stuffed bottles of painkillers, four nifty blank checks, three stuffed daisies, and one shiny stick.
I have been very sketchy this year, so please give me more than you do Brooke.
P.S. I'll put a serving of moo goo gai pan and a hot buttered rum on the bar stool for you.
Your friend,
Carina