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Letter To Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like four thick tissues, one hard flowerpot, three cotton pepper grinders, and two colossal pairs of headphones.

I have been very gallant this year, so please give me more than you do Clyde.

P.S. I'll put a serving of refried beans and a Mountain Dew on the footstool for you.

Your friend,

Nestor