Dear Santa,
For Christmas I would like four spongy bouquets, two brightly-colored crates, two flexible sacks of potatoes, and four automatic coat check tickets.
I have been very sincere this year, so please give me more than you do Raúl.
P.S. I'll put a dish of cherries jubilee and a chamomile tea on the settee for you.
Your friend,
Manny