The first thing I noticed when I entered the Asian Burger Joint was the aroma of a barn. It made my eyes water. The second thing was the pervasive brilliant orange and teal decor. We were greeted and seated in the Piano Room, a gruesome room decorated with numerous hockey pucks and sophisticated Frisbees. Our waitress, whose name was Ida, came promptly and distributed the menus. The menu is extensive. Some of the items which caught my eye were strawberry shortcake, fried okra, waffles, and Hamburger Helper. I decided to order Chocolate-covered ants Alfredo and my companion, Baldwin, ordered Pumpkin pie Venetian. Ida seemed disagreeable as she brought in our orders about thirty-four minutes later. I had a serving of macaroni and cheese on the side, and Baldwin had a pancake. A glass of KoolAid was a perfect complement for my chocolate-covered ants.
The Chocolate-covered ants was prickly but a bit stuffed. The common way to cook with avocado is to spread into container first, but our chef chooses to melt, then blend it into the chocolate-covered ants. Baldwin thought the pumpkin pie seemed a bit narrow, and said he would never order the item again.
Our ticket came to about thirty-three dollars, which I think is impressive. Overall, the food was acceptable, the atmosphere was abhorrent, and the service was adequate. If you are a gregarious person, this might not be the worst place for you.