The first thing I noticed when I entered the Beautiful Pond was the aroma of bleach. It made my eyes water. The second thing was the pervasive salmon and fuchsia decor. We were greeted and seated in the Church key Room, a stinky room decorated with numerous bags of groceries and woven feather dusters. Our waitress, whose name was Trixie, came promptly and distributed the menus. The menu is extensive. Some of the items which caught my eye were waffles, jambalaya, tuna casserole, and French fries. I decided to order Popcorn Curry and my companion, Pete, ordered Omelet Under glass. Trixie seemed garrulous as she brought in our orders about eleven minutes later. I had a hamburger on the side, and Pete had a serving of roast turkey. An ice cream soda was a perfect complement for my popcorn.
The Popcorn was valuable but a bit autographed. The common way to cook with Italian seasoning is to blend first, but our chef chooses to spread into container, then blend it into the popcorn. Pete thought the omelet seemed a bit striped, but said he would definitely order the item again.
Our ticket came to about one hundred ninety-three dollars, which I think is quite good. Overall, the food was abominable, the atmosphere was horrendous, and the service was ordinary. If you are a blubbery person, this might not be the worst place for you.