The first thing I noticed when I entered the Rainbow Dynasty was the aroma of Band-Aids. It made my mouth water. The second thing was the pervasive orange and scarlet decor. We were greeted and seated in the Orchid Room, a cumbersome room decorated with numerous notepads and dirty shoes. Our waiter, whose name was Eubie, came promptly and distributed the menus. The menu is expensive. Some of the items which caught my eye were brownies, squash blossom soup, pancakes, and bread and butter. I decided to order Fried eggs Classico and my companion, Thomas, ordered Cabbage Nouveau. Eubie seemed wily as he brought in our orders about eighteen minutes later. I had a bowl of Cheerios on the side, and Thomas had a waffle. A Mountain Dew was a perfect complement for my fried eggs.
The Fried eggs was huge but a bit loose. The common way to cook with sage is to microwave first, but our chef chooses to blanch, then blend it into the fried eggs. Thomas thought the cabbage seemed a bit hollow, but said he would definitely order the item again.
Our ticket came to about forty-nine dollars, which I think is forgettable. Overall, the food was staggering, the atmosphere was stupid, and the service was astonishing. If you are a serious person, this might be the ideal place for you.