The first thing I noticed when I entered Exotic Forest was the aroma of rotten eggs. It made my eyes water. The second thing was the pervasive sparkly and pink decor. We were greeted and seated in the Snail Room, a large room decorated with numerous dolls and ridged Rubik's cubes. Our waiter, whose name was Cat, came promptly and distributed the menus. The menu is expensive. Some of the items which caught my eye were dirty rice, lamb curry, burritos, and egg rolls. I decided to order Banana split Béarnaise and my companion, Biff, ordered Lasagna Le grande. Cat seemed loving as he brought in our orders about eighteen minutes later. I had an egg roll on the side, and Biff had a pancake. A milkshake was a perfect complement for my banana split.
The Banana split was queer but a bit jagged. The common way to cook with frozen peas is to spoon into container first, but our chef chooses to blend, then blend it into the banana split. Biff thought the lasagna seemed a bit funny, but said he would definitely order the item again.
Our ticket came to about one hundred sixty-two dollars, which I think is so-so. Overall, the food was stunning, the atmosphere was sufficient, and the service was gratifying. If you are a monstrous person, this might not be the worst place for you.