Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You have a tendency to be excitable, but you shouldn't overdo it. You may want to keep one hop away from someone you know.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You may have an encounter with a puma, but resist your inclination to adopt it.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Keep your extra cash in a sheet of aluminum foil this month. Later, you'll be glad you did!
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
Take care of your liver; it's the only one you have!
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Someone named Zoe is likely to call you. Find out her real motive before you agree to anything!
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Don't spend four farthings for a Mai Tai. Settle for water and a pancake for now.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Now is the time to take that trip to Sweden you've been dreaming about. Leave the clipboard at home!
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
You'll get lots of extra attention if you wear a black pair of culottes.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Go out to a lecture on