Aries (March 21 - April 19)
- Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
- You may excel at diving.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
- You may excel at swimming.
Cancer (June 22-July 22)
- Be on the lookout for a dermatologist carrying a barbell.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
- You should earn a degree in rocket science.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
- You may run into Fanny at a pastry shop.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
- Doing magic tricks ought to be your priority for the time being.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
- Create a poem or a painting expressing how you feel at this moment.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
- Ask a friend for a knitting needle.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
- You feel the need to fall back on your suave ways.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
- Maybe you should build a villa out of paper.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
- You could be a master of playing games.
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Note: If you don't understand your horoscope, it is obviously metaphorical, and you need to figure out what it means. If something doesn't come true, you must have the wrong metaphor.
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