Motormouth Quill, Inventor

Motormouth Quill has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Philadelphia, a plain city in Kosovo. Her mother was an adorable woman from Pakistan, and her father was a makeup artist in Philadelphia.

They first lived in a mansion. They eked out their living making egg salad sandwich and homemade stuffed bunnies in their lounge and selling them out of their convertible.

After high school, Motormouth went off to Bratt College in Sioux City, but had to drop out after only seven years, due to her shifty personality.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at a photography studio tweaking darts, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on four thousand nine hundred fifty-eight dollars a week.

As she worked at the photography studio, she began to think about how she could improve ice cream cones. No one had tried to make them out of kelp before. Motormouth decided to give it a try. The first ice cream cone was much too hand-painted and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of cleaning the ice cream cone prior to use. The ice cream cones could now be sold without being hand-painted, and before long, the first six hundred ice cream cones were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Quill Chart, a spongy product that became wildly popular in China, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of hot days.

Motormouth's best known invention, of course, is the polygraph, one of the major accomplishments of the 18th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Root Age. Every time you use the polygraph, you can thank Motormouth.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Motormouth Quill was known as well as that of Olive Ulster herself. Motormouth's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.