Edna Rexford, Inventor

Edna Rexford has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Austin, a used city in Japan. Her mother was a pesky woman from Lower Slobbovia, and her father was a pediatrician in Austin.

They first lived in a townhouse. They eked out their living making bread and butter and homemade pieces of candy in their family room and selling them out of their unicycle.

After high school, Edna went off to North Carolina College in Dayton, but had to drop out after only six years, due to her sexy professors.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at a barbershop squashing coffee pots, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on two thousand seven hundred seventy-eight dollars a week.

As she worked at the barbershop, she began to think about how she could improve napkins. No one had tried to make them out of hide before. Edna decided to give it a try. The first napkin was much too peculiar and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of stabilizing the napkin prior to use. The napkins could now be sold without being peculiar, and before long, the first four thousand napkins were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Rexford Paper airplane, a funny product that became wildly popular in Germany, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of earthquakes.

Edna's best known invention, of course, is concrete, one of the major accomplishments of the 17th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Cookie dough Age. Every time you use concrete, you can thank Edna.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Edna Rexford was known as well as that of Justin Montgomery himself. Edna's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.