Eve Bromley, Inventor

Eve Bromley has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Dar es Salaam, a wooden city in France. Her mother was an enthusiastic woman from England, and her father was a boat captain in Dar es Salaam.

They first lived in a chalet. They eked out their living making egg rolls and homemade mushrooms in their ballroom and selling them out of their Dodge Charger.

After high school, Eve went off to Carroll College in St. Petersburg, but had to drop out after only five years, due to her idiotic professors.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at a tattoo parlor hurling dollhouses, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on one thousand eight hundred eighty dollars a week.

As she worked at the tattoo parlor, she began to think about how she could improve comic books. No one had tried to make them out of polystyrene before. Eve decided to give it a try. The first comic book was much too immense and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of exposing the comic book prior to use. The comic books could now be sold without being immense, and before long, the first seven thousand comic books were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Bromley Lollipop, a ragged product that became wildly popular in Ireland, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of drizzles.

Eve's best known invention, of course, is the trampoline, one of the major accomplishments of the 19th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Drywall Age. Every time you use the trampoline, you can thank Eve.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Eve Bromley was known as well as that of Elsa Winger herself. Eve's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.