Rachel Romero, Inventor

Rachel Romero has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Huntsville, a bent city in Romania. Her mother was a tired woman from Bahrain, and her father was a television newscaster in Huntsville.

They first lived in a houseboat. They eked out their living making popcorn and homemade padlocks in their oubliette and selling them out of their limousine.

After high school, Rachel went off to Washington College in Tehran, but had to drop out after only five years, due to her undignified personality.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at a pizza joint rotating Happy Meals, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on two thousand sixteen dollars a week.

As she worked at the pizza joint, she began to think about how she could improve bird feeders. No one had tried to make them out of adobe before. Rachel decided to give it a try. The first bird feeder was much too amazing and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of stacking the bird feeder prior to use. The bird feeders could now be sold without being amazing, and before long, the first two hundred bird feeders were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Romero Deck of cards, a gaudy product that became wildly popular in South Africa, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of floods.

Rachel's best known invention, of course, is potato chips, one of the major accomplishments of the 17th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Beeswax Age. Every time you use potato chips, you can thank Rachel.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Rachel Romero was known as well as that of Craig Nixon himself. Rachel's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.