Stormy Oglesby, Inventor

Stormy Oglesby has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Hialeah, a ridged city in Sri Lanka. Her mother was a shifty woman from Pakistan, and her father was a politician in Hialeah.

They first lived in a mansion. They eked out their living making oatmeal and homemade pairs of scissors in their patio and selling them out of their little red wagon.

After high school, Stormy went off to Kansas College in Belgrade, but had to drop out after only four years, due to her poised personality.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at an antique store throwing stopwatches, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on nine hundred fifty-eight dollars a week.

As she worked at the antique store, she began to think about how she could improve pain pills. No one had tried to make them out of sandstone before. Stormy decided to give it a try. The first pain pill was much too stuffed and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of scraping the pain pill prior to use. The pain pills could now be sold without being stuffed, and before long, the first four hundred pain pills were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Oglesby Cigar, a cheap product that became wildly popular in The Sandwich Islands, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of typhoons.

Stormy's best known invention, of course, is earmuffs, one of the major accomplishments of the 21st Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Manure Age. Every time you use earmuffs, you can thank Stormy.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Stormy Oglesby was known as well as that of Morgan Bobble himself. Stormy's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.