Jessica Shackleton, Inventor

Jessica Shackleton has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Stockton, a nice city in Guatemala. Her mother was a jolly woman from Lower Slobbovia, and her father was a graphic designer in Stockton.

They first lived in a resort. They eked out their living making jambalaya and homemade dictionaries in their oubliette and selling them out of their Aston Martin.

After high school, Jessica went off to Nevada College in Savannah, but had to drop out after only two years, due to her heavyset personality.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at a gym bathing pearls, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on two thousand two hundred sixty dollars a week.

As she worked at the gym, she began to think about how she could improve hair dryers. No one had tried to make them out of twig before. Jessica decided to give it a try. The first hair dryer was much too ruined and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of jumping on the hair dryer prior to use. The hair dryers could now be sold without being ruined, and before long, the first two hundred hair dryers were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Shackleton Mousetrap, a musty product that became wildly popular in Austria, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of windy days.

Jessica's best known invention, of course, is dynamite, one of the major accomplishments of the 19th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Cornhusk Age. Every time you use dynamite, you can thank Jessica.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Jessica Shackleton was known as well as that of Greg Welles himself. Jessica's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.