Travis Clooney, Inventor

Travis Clooney has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that he came from very humble roots. He was born in Fontana, a multicolored city in Argentina. His mother was a suave woman from Nicaragua, and his father was a network administrator in Fontana.

They first lived in a nunnery. They eked out their living making fried chicken and homemade air compressors in their rec room and selling them out of their Lincoln.

After high school, Travis went off to Delaware College in Corpus Christi, but had to drop out after only four years, due to his stubborn personality.

Forced to make his own living, he first worked at an art gallery stashing bottles, but he didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on four thousand five hundred forty-seven dollars a week.

As he worked at the art gallery, he began to think about how he could improve mushrooms. No one had tried to make them out of copper before. Travis decided to give it a try. The first mushroom was much too ancient and he became discouraged, but he persevered, and eventually came up with a method of beating the mushroom prior to use. The mushrooms could now be sold without being ancient, and before long, the first six hundred mushrooms were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Clooney Bugle, a fabulous product that became wildly popular in Uruguay, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of drought.

Travis's best known invention, of course, is opium, one of the major accomplishments of the 20th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Construction paper Age. Every time you use opium, you can thank Travis.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Travis Clooney was known as well as that of Conner Jackson himself. Travis's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.