Tammy Watts, Inventor

Tammy Watts has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Lake Placid, an electronic city in Sri Lanka. Her mother was a vile woman from England, and her father was a ship's officer in Lake Placid.

They first lived in a retreat. They eked out their living making pancakes and homemade pearls in their dungeon and selling them out of their Mercury Cougar.

After high school, Tammy went off to North Dakota College in Anchorage, but had to drop out after only two years, due to her queer professors.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at a gift shop rocking ping-pong paddles, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on two hundred dollars a week.

As she worked at the gift shop, she began to think about how she could improve chamber pots. No one had tried to make them out of cast iron before. Tammy decided to give it a try. The first chamber pot was much too gigantic and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of nuking the chamber pot prior to use. The chamber pots could now be sold without being gigantic, and before long, the first two thousand chamber pots were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Watts Garbage can, a filthy product that became wildly popular in Georgia, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of floods.

Tammy's best known invention, of course, is the spinning wheel, one of the major accomplishments of the 17th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Brass Age. Every time you use the spinning wheel, you can thank Tammy.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Tammy Watts was known as well as that of Dean Dorn himself. Tammy's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.