Running Bear Chandler, Inventor

Running Bear Chandler has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that he came from very humble roots. He was born in Baltimore, a wet city in Egypt. His mother was an amiable woman from Slovakia, and his father was a social media influencer in Baltimore.

They first lived in a condominium. They eked out their living making fried okra and homemade wrenches in their billiard room and selling them out of their Bentley.

After high school, Running Bear went off to Colorado College in Columbia, but had to drop out after only nine years, due to his modest personality.

Forced to make his own living, he first worked at a drug store dusting shoes, but he didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on two thousand five hundred forty-one dollars a week.

As he worked at the drug store, he began to think about how he could improve bats. No one had tried to make them out of concrete before. Running Bear decided to give it a try. The first bat was much too amazing and he became discouraged, but he persevered, and eventually came up with a method of unfolding the bat prior to use. The bats could now be sold without being amazing, and before long, the first four hundred bats were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Chandler Happy Meal, a multicolored product that became wildly popular in Myanmar, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of drought.

Running Bear's best known invention, of course, is suspenders, one of the major accomplishments of the 17th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Nylon Age. Every time you use suspenders, you can thank Running Bear.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Running Bear Chandler was known as well as that of Shane Sewell himself. Running Bear's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.