Horsie Dolman, Inventor

Horsie Dolman has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that he came from very humble roots. He was born in San Angelo, a hideous city in Vietnam. His mother was a homely woman from Brazil, and his father was a taxi driver in San Angelo.

They first lived in a villa. They eked out their living making pizza and homemade baskets in their tool shed and selling them out of their shopping cart.

After high school, Horsie went off to West Virginia College in Bakersfield, but had to drop out after only nine years, due to his megalomaniacal personality.

Forced to make his own living, he first worked at a popcorn shop bathing thumb drives, but he didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on three thousand six hundred twenty dollars a week.

As he worked at the popcorn shop, he began to think about how he could improve corsages. No one had tried to make them out of sheet metal before. Horsie decided to give it a try. The first corsage was much too plain and he became discouraged, but he persevered, and eventually came up with a method of rolling the corsage prior to use. The corsages could now be sold without being plain, and before long, the first two hundred corsages were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Dolman Soccer ball, a rigid product that became wildly popular in The Czech Republic, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of windy days.

Horsie's best known invention, of course, is the Big Bang theory, one of the major accomplishments of the 20th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Glass Age. Every time you use the Big Bang theory, you can thank Horsie.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Horsie Dolman was known as well as that of Jeremy Sandhu himself. Horsie's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.