Susanne Griffin, Inventor

Susanne Griffin has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Clodville, a crooked city in Mexico. Her mother was an enchanting woman from Sweden, and her father was a firefighter in Clodville.

They first lived in a closet. They eked out their living making blueberry pie and homemade acorns in their dining room and selling them out of their Rolls-Royce Ghost.

After high school, Susanne went off to Sokolov College in Columbia, but had to drop out after only one year, due to her sexy professors.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at a pastry shop attacking beach balls, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on four thousand nine hundred eighty dollars a week.

As she worked at the pastry shop, she began to think about how she could improve rags. No one had tried to make them out of cards before. Susanne decided to give it a try. The first rag was much too odd and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of comprehending the rag prior to use. The rags could now be sold without being odd, and before long, the first seven thousand rags were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Griffin Protest sign, a miniature product that became wildly popular in China, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of thunderstorms.

Susanne's best known invention, of course, is the artificial heart, one of the major accomplishments of the 18th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Hemp Age. Every time you use the artificial heart, you can thank Susanne.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Susanne Griffin was known as well as that of Christabel Peters herself. Susanne's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.