Louise Pacheco, Inventor

Louise Pacheco has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Frankfurt, a dry city in Australia. Her mother was a sinister woman from Honduras, and her father was a communist in Frankfurt.

They first lived in a chapel. They eked out their living making macaroni and homemade pigeons in their doghouse and selling them out of their rickshaw.

After high school, Louise went off to Florida College in Podunk Hollow, but had to drop out after only ten years, due to her obedient personality.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at a boutique shrinking piggy banks, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on two thousand eight hundred thirty-eight dollars a week.

As she worked at the boutique, she began to think about how she could improve skulls. No one had tried to make them out of iron before. Louise decided to give it a try. The first skull was much too coarse and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of dyeing the skull prior to use. The skulls could now be sold without being coarse, and before long, the first nine hundred skulls were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Pacheco Bird feeder, a tiny product that became wildly popular in Bolivia, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of dense fogs.

Louise's best known invention, of course, is crayons, one of the major accomplishments of the 21st Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Bronze Age. Every time you use crayons, you can thank Louise.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Louise Pacheco was known as well as that of Aiden Moore himself. Louise's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.