Clarabell Stewart, Inventor

Clarabell Stewart has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Tucson, a slimy city in Jordan. Her mother was a creepy woman from Ecuador, and her father was a painter in Tucson.

They first lived in a log cabin. They eked out their living making bonbons and homemade pieces of paper in their garage and selling them out of their Ford Transit.

After high school, Clarabell went off to Iowa College in Concord, but had to drop out after only ten years, due to her brave personality.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at a bus station rejecting twigs, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on two thousand five hundred twenty-two dollars a week.

As she worked at the bus station, she began to think about how she could improve crystal balls. No one had tried to make them out of root before. Clarabell decided to give it a try. The first crystal ball was much too damaged and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of silencing the crystal ball prior to use. The crystal balls could now be sold without being damaged, and before long, the first nine hundred crystal balls were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Stewart Purse, a chic product that became wildly popular in Japan, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of humid days.

Clarabell's best known invention, of course, is the typewriter, one of the major accomplishments of the 19th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Foam Age. Every time you use the typewriter, you can thank Clarabell.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Clarabell Stewart was known as well as that of Adam Fontanaro himself. Clarabell's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.