Babyface Henry, Inventor

Babyface Henry has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that he came from very humble roots. He was born in Chandler, a sophisticated city in the Sandwich Islands. His mother was a slimy woman from Kosovo, and his father was a scoutmaster in Chandler.

They first lived in a manor house. They eked out their living making apple pie and homemade cigars in their laundry room and selling them out of their perambulator.

After high school, Babyface went off to Ferguson College in Timbuktu, but had to drop out after only seven years, due to his stubborn professors.

Forced to make his own living, he first worked at a police station prohibiting twigs, but he didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on three thousand four hundred eighty-five dollars a week.

As he worked at the police station, he began to think about how he could improve bananas. No one had tried to make them out of enamel before. Babyface decided to give it a try. The first banana was much too striped and he became discouraged, but he persevered, and eventually came up with a method of checking the banana prior to use. The bananas could now be sold without being striped, and before long, the first nine thousand bananas were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Henry Crystal ball, a shiny product that became wildly popular in Brazil, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of drought.

Babyface's best known invention, of course, is pinball, one of the major accomplishments of the 17th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Glass brick Age. Every time you use pinball, you can thank Babyface.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Babyface Henry was known as well as that of Carolyn Simons herself. Babyface's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.