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Barb Gill, Inventor

Barb Gill has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Fontana, an important city in Armenia. Her mother was a zany woman from the Czech Republic, and her father was a system administrator in Fontana.

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They first lived in a Cape Cod. They eked out their living making roast Cornish game hen and homemade cotton balls in their nursery and selling them out of their Chevy Camaro.

After high school, Barb went off to Missouri College in Akron, but had to drop out after only one year, due to her enthusiastic personality.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at a craft store baking radios, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on two thousand two hundred seventy-four dollars a week.

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As she worked at the craft store, she began to think about how she could improve file folders. No one had tried to make them out of cane before. Barb decided to give it a try. The first file folder was much too flexible and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of duplicating the file folder prior to use. The file folders could now be sold without being flexible, and before long, the first three hundred file folders were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Gill Ingot of plutonium, an excellent product that became wildly popular in Jordan, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of downpours.

Barb's best known invention, of course, is scissors, one of the major accomplishments of the 19th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Pipe Age. Every time you use scissors, you can thank Barb.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Barb Gill was known as well as that of Bill Onassis himself. Barb's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.