Bart Remington, Inventor

Bart Remington has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that he came from very humble roots. He was born in Hialeah, a polished city in Kazakhstan. His mother was a sketchy woman from Bermuda, and his father was an inventor in Hialeah.

They first lived in a treehouse. They eked out their living making burritos and homemade bilge pumps in their workshop and selling them out of their Segue.

After high school, Bart went off to South Dakota College in Clarksville, but had to drop out after only ten years, due to his weird personality.

Forced to make his own living, he first worked at a brewery uncovering wrenches, but he didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on two thousand six hundred eighty-three dollars a week.

As he worked at the brewery, he began to think about how he could improve egg shells. No one had tried to make them out of oil and water before. Bart decided to give it a try. The first egg shell was much too thick and he became discouraged, but he persevered, and eventually came up with a method of breaking the egg shell prior to use. The egg shells could now be sold without being thick, and before long, the first six hundred egg shells were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Remington Pepper grinder, a bent product that became wildly popular in Tibet, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of earthquakes.

Bart's best known invention, of course, is Coca-Cola, one of the major accomplishments of the 18th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Stucco Age. Every time you use Coca-Cola, you can thank Bart.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Bart Remington was known as well as that of Marcus Lowry himself. Bart's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.