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Daisy Blevins, Inventor

Daisy Blevins has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Copenhagen, a wooden city in Canada. Her mother was a masculine woman from Poland, and her father was a nurse in Copenhagen.

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They first lived in a condominium. They eked out their living making cabbage and homemade cigarettes in their workshop and selling them out of their Kia Rio.

After high school, Daisy went off to Gong College in Plano, but had to drop out after only ten years, due to her monstrous professors.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at a bank analyzing flowers, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on eight hundred eighty-seven dollars a week.

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As she worked at the bank, she began to think about how she could improve pipes. No one had tried to make them out of limestone before. Daisy decided to give it a try. The first pipe was much too crooked and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of marking the pipe prior to use. The pipes could now be sold without being crooked, and before long, the first five thousand pipes were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Blevins Houseplant, a smumpy product that became wildly popular in South Africa, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of hot days.

Daisy's best known invention, of course, is beer, one of the major accomplishments of the 19th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Cinder block Age. Every time you use beer, you can thank Daisy.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Daisy Blevins was known as well as that of Kaitlyn Cannon herself. Daisy's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.