Morgan Easton, Inventor

Morgan Easton has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Lake Placid, a papery city in Hungary. Her mother was a deadly woman from Russia, and her father was a network administrator in Lake Placid.

They first lived in a hotel. They eked out their living making apple pie and homemade dog collars in their corridor and selling them out of their Porsche.

After high school, Morgan went off to Alaska College in Kiev, but had to drop out after only nine years, due to her precocious personality.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at a fortune teller shop scuffing nails, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on five hundred two dollars a week.

As she worked at the fortune teller shop, she began to think about how she could improve bats. No one had tried to make them out of chewing gum before. Morgan decided to give it a try. The first bat was much too magnificent and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of boiling the bat prior to use. The bats could now be sold without being magnificent, and before long, the first five hundred bats were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Easton Calling card, a disgusting product that became wildly popular in Jamaica, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of tornadoes.

Morgan's best known invention, of course, is electronic mail, one of the major accomplishments of the 19th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Old bottle Age. Every time you use electronic mail, you can thank Morgan.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Morgan Easton was known as well as that of Pablo Manning himself. Morgan's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.