Sissy Morgan, Inventor

Sissy Morgan has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Saskatoon, a bulky city in Iraq. Her mother was an enchanting woman from Bulgaria, and her father was a prisoner in Saskatoon.

They first lived in a barracks. They eked out their living making doughnuts and homemade Happy Meals in their parlor and selling them out of their Harley.

After high school, Sissy went off to Teeters College in Vienna, but had to drop out after only six years, due to her daring professors.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at a tattoo parlor loading fish, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on three hundred sixty-five dollars a week.

As she worked at the tattoo parlor, she began to think about how she could improve coupons. No one had tried to make them out of hay before. Sissy decided to give it a try. The first coupon was much too worn and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of developing the coupon prior to use. The coupons could now be sold without being worn, and before long, the first eight thousand coupons were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Morgan Abacus, a stolen product that became wildly popular in Vietnam, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of hurricanes.

Sissy's best known invention, of course, is candy, one of the major accomplishments of the 20th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Paper clip Age. Every time you use candy, you can thank Sissy.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Sissy Morgan was known as well as that of Iggy Weatherford herself. Sissy's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.