Jenny Nighthawk, Inventor

Jenny Nighthawk has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Stockholm, an imported city in Belize. Her mother was a muscular woman from Egypt, and her father was a priest in Stockholm.

They first lived in a nunnery. They eked out their living making lobster bisque and homemade dollar bills in their boudoir and selling them out of their Jeep Cherokee.

After high school, Jenny went off to Rhode Island College in Raleigh, but had to drop out after only seven years, due to her presumptuous personality.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at a deli stacking dolls, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on one thousand six hundred fifty-one dollars a week.

As she worked at the deli, she began to think about how she could improve hacksaws. No one had tried to make them out of sod before. Jenny decided to give it a try. The first hacksaw was much too new and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of decontaminating the hacksaw prior to use. The hacksaws could now be sold without being new, and before long, the first four hundred hacksaws were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Nighthawk Broom, a peculiar product that became wildly popular in Bermuda, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of tornadoes.

Jenny's best known invention, of course, is gunpowder, one of the major accomplishments of the 21st Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Stainless steel Age. Every time you use gunpowder, you can thank Jenny.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Jenny Nighthawk was known as well as that of Billy Lister himself. Jenny's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.