Bubbles Marlowe, Inventor

Bubbles Marlowe has touched so many lives, it is difficult to remember that she came from very humble roots. She was born in Warsaw, an abnormal city in Zambia. Her mother was a bizarre woman from Malta, and her father was a mystic in Warsaw.

They first lived in a motor home. They eked out their living making squash blossom soup and homemade fingernail clippers in their salon and selling them out of their Thunderbird.

After high school, Bubbles went off to Wolfe College in Bonn, but had to drop out after only eight years, due to her poised professors.

Forced to make her own living, she first worked at a tattoo parlor switching sticks of gum, but she didn't enjoy the work and could barely get by on four thousand two hundred twenty dollars a week.

As she worked at the tattoo parlor, she began to think about how she could improve fish. No one had tried to make them out of cardboard before. Bubbles decided to give it a try. The first fish was much too speckled and she became discouraged, but she persevered, and eventually came up with a method of recommending the fish prior to use. The fish could now be sold without being speckled, and before long, the first two thousand fish were sold.

The next invention was to become known as the Marlowe IPod, a speckled product that became wildly popular in Mongolia, but did not catch on in areas that get lots of lightning storms.

Bubbles's best known invention, of course, is the TV dinner, one of the major accomplishments of the 20th Century, commonly said to be responsible for advancing civilization out of the Noodles Age. Every time you use the TV dinner, you can thank Bubbles.

Invention followed invention, and soon, the name Bubbles Marlowe was known as well as that of Flo Patterson herself. Bubbles's creative streak took root, and the rest is history.