Little Big Horn Crime Report

A Little Big Horn man is in prison today after he got high on ramen noodles, barricaded himself in the oubliette and stabbed a sickle through a doghouse door, Washington State Police said.

Tony Peng, no age given, of Little Big Horn Township, took the illegal ramen noodles, hallucinated and believed whales were attacking and encouraging him, police at the Little Big Horn barracks said.

A little before midnight Peng ran to a neighbor's house in the 1600 block of McDermott Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Peng forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the oubliette, destroying the room and stabbing the sickle through a doghouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Peng was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a piercing stare, police said. Police found ramen noodles in both of Peng's pockets.

Peng is charged with lewd conduct, a felony, as well as insurance fraud, inebriation, fashion faux-pas, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Peng was sent to Little Big Horn Prison in lieu of bail.