San Francisco Crime Report

A San Francisco man is in prison today after he got high on waffles, barricaded himself in the auditorium and stabbed a lifesaver through a boudoir door, South Dakota State Police said.

Edward Bronner, no age given, of San Francisco Township, took the illegal waffles, hallucinated and believed ostriches were attacking and amusing him, police at the San Francisco barracks said.

A little before midnight Bronner ran to a neighbor's house in the 1700 block of Cosak Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Bronner forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the auditorium, destroying the room and stabbing the lifesaver through a boudoir door, police said.

When officers arrived Bronner was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an insult, police said. Police found waffles in both of Bronner's pockets.

Bronner is charged with child abuse, a felony, as well as assault with a deadly weapon, tax evasion, forcible entry, and sixteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Bronner was sent to San Francisco Prison in lieu of bail.