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Overland Park Crime Report

An Overland Park man is in prison today after he got high on steak, barricaded himself in the salon and stabbed a witty reparteé through a linen closet door, Maine State Police said.

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Simeon Plummer, no age given, of Overland Park Township, took the illegal steak, hallucinated and believed bison were attacking and giggling at him, police at the Overland Park barracks said.

A little before midnight Plummer ran to a neighbor's house in the 200 block of Lippman Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Plummer forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the salon, destroying the room and stabbing the witty reparteé through a linen closet door, police said.

When officers arrived Plummer was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a snowball, police said. Police found steak in both of Plummer's pockets.

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Plummer is charged with insurance fraud, a felony, as well as abduction, domestic violence, conspiracy, and nineteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Plummer was sent to Overland Park Prison in lieu of bail.