Green Bay Crime Report

A Green Bay man is in prison today after he got high on mashed potatoes, barricaded himself in the ballroom and stabbed a pair of scissors through an oubliette door, Missouri State Police said.

Lucky Seymour, no age given, of Green Bay Township, took the illegal mashed potatoes, hallucinated and believed weasels were attacking and pleasing him, police at the Green Bay barracks said.

A little before midnight Seymour ran to a neighbor's house in the 1900 block of Satterlee Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Seymour forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the ballroom, destroying the room and stabbing the pair of scissors through an oubliette door, police said.

When officers arrived Seymour was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a whip, police said. Police found mashed potatoes in both of Seymour's pockets.

Seymour is charged with blasphemy, a felony, as well as solicitation, white collar crime, open container violation, and seventeen summary offenses, according to court records.

Seymour was sent to Green Bay Prison in lieu of bail.