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Fontana Crime Report

A Fontana man is in prison today after he got high on corn on the cob, barricaded himself in the conservatory and stabbed a bucket of water through a servant's quarters door, Iowa State Police said.

flea

Irving Bennett, no age given, of Fontana Township, took the illegal corn on the cob, hallucinated and believed fleas were attacking and analyzing him, police at the Fontana barracks said.

A little before midnight Bennett ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Nagy Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

bucket of water

Bennett forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the conservatory, destroying the room and stabbing the bucket of water through a servant's quarters door, police said.

When officers arrived Bennett was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a harpoon, police said. Police found corn on the cob in both of Bennett's pockets.

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Bennett is charged with flirting, a felony, as well as mayhem, unlawful assembly, flirting, and ten summary offenses, according to court records.

Bennett was sent to Fontana Prison in lieu of bail.