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Fayetteville Crime Report

A Fayetteville man is in prison today after he got high on refried beans, barricaded himself in the billiard room and stabbed a set of nunchucks through a guest room door, North Dakota State Police said.

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Drew Orman, no age given, of Fayetteville Township, took the illegal refried beans, hallucinated and believed hawks were attacking and disparaging him, police at the Fayetteville barracks said.

A little before midnight Orman ran to a neighbor's house in the 2200 block of Aguilar Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Orman forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the billiard room, destroying the room and stabbing the set of nunchucks through a guest room door, police said.

When officers arrived Orman was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a lightsaber, police said. Police found refried beans in both of Orman's pockets.

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Orman is charged with disorderly conduct, a felony, as well as money laundering, insurance fraud, trespass, and twenty summary offenses, according to court records.

Orman was sent to Fayetteville Prison in lieu of bail.