Little Big Horn Crime Report

A Little Big Horn man is in prison today after he got high on waffles, barricaded himself in the linen closet and stabbed a bazooka through a master bedroom door, Puerto Rico State Police said.

Sean Wimple, no age given, of Little Big Horn Township, took the illegal waffles, hallucinated and believed penguins were attacking and speaking to him, police at the Little Big Horn barracks said.

A little before midnight Wimple ran to a neighbor's house in the 1600 block of Mars Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Wimple forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the linen closet, destroying the room and stabbing the bazooka through a master bedroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Wimple was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a lifesaver, police said. Police found waffles in both of Wimple's pockets.

Wimple is charged with grave robbery, a felony, as well as spitting, treason, burglary, and nine summary offenses, according to court records.

Wimple was sent to Little Big Horn Prison in lieu of bail.