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Oklahoma City Crime Report

An Oklahoma City man is in prison today after he got high on dirty rice, barricaded himself in the master bedroom and stabbed a roll of duct tape through a rec room door, West Virginia State Police said.

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Fido Dunn, no age given, of Oklahoma City Township, took the illegal dirty rice, hallucinated and believed grasshoppers were attacking and sneering at him, police at the Oklahoma City barracks said.

A little before midnight Dunn ran to a neighbor's house in the 2100 block of Steele Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Dunn forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the master bedroom, destroying the room and stabbing the roll of duct tape through a rec room door, police said.

When officers arrived Dunn was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a golf club, police said. Police found dirty rice in both of Dunn's pockets.

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Dunn is charged with running a bingo game, a felony, as well as vandalism, vagrancy, pyramid schemes, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Dunn was sent to Oklahoma City Prison in lieu of bail.