Baghdad Crime Report

A Baghdad man is in prison today after he got high on egg drop soup, barricaded himself in the solarium and stabbed a syringe through a dining room door, Virgin Islands State Police said.

Preston Fancypants, no age given, of Baghdad Township, took the illegal egg drop soup, hallucinated and believed Pekingeses were attacking and spilling a cup of hot chocolate on him, police at the Baghdad barracks said.

A little before midnight Fancypants ran to a neighbor's house in the 1100 block of Withers Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Fancypants forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the solarium, destroying the room and stabbing the syringe through a dining room door, police said.

When officers arrived Fancypants was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a set of nunchucks, police said. Police found egg drop soup in both of Fancypants's pockets.

Fancypants is charged with fashion faux-pas, a felony, as well as DUI, running a bingo game, robbery, and eight summary offenses, according to court records.

Fancypants was sent to Baghdad Prison in lieu of bail.