Bologna Crime Report

A Bologna man is in prison today after he got high on enchiladas, barricaded himself in the study and stabbed a blackjack through a billiard room door, Virginia State Police said.

Willie McClain, no age given, of Bologna Township, took the illegal enchiladas, hallucinated and believed gophers were attacking and snuggling with him, police at the Bologna barracks said.

A little before midnight McClain ran to a neighbor's house in the 2000 block of Rajashree Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

McClain forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the study, destroying the room and stabbing the blackjack through a billiard room door, police said.

When officers arrived McClain was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a stick of dynamite, police said. Police found enchiladas in both of McClain's pockets.

McClain is charged with being a blithering idiot, a felony, as well as telemarketing fraud, drug manufacturing, identity theft, and sixteen summary offenses, according to court records.

McClain was sent to Bologna Prison in lieu of bail.