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Hollywood Crime Report

A Hollywood man is in prison today after he got high on fried eggs, barricaded himself in the garage and stabbed a weed whacker through a closet door, West Virginia State Police said.

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Manny Cutler, no age given, of Hollywood Township, took the illegal fried eggs, hallucinated and believed birds were attacking and loving him, police at the Hollywood barracks said.

A little before midnight Cutler ran to a neighbor's house in the 1200 block of Thurston Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Cutler forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the garage, destroying the room and stabbing the weed whacker through a closet door, police said.

When officers arrived Cutler was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a water balloon, police said. Police found fried eggs in both of Cutler's pockets.

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Cutler is charged with robbery, a felony, as well as eavesdropping, child endangerment, extortion, and seventeen summary offenses, according to court records.

Cutler was sent to Hollywood Prison in lieu of bail.