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Clodville Crime Report

A Clodville man is in prison today after he got high on popcorn, barricaded himself in the salon and stabbed a spear through a porch door, New York State Police said.

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Running Bear Berger, no age given, of Clodville Township, took the illegal popcorn, hallucinated and believed mongeese were attacking and boring him, police at the Clodville barracks said.

A little before midnight Berger ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Danielson Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Berger forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the salon, destroying the room and stabbing the spear through a porch door, police said.

When officers arrived Berger was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a dirt clod, police said. Police found popcorn in both of Berger's pockets.

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Berger is charged with voluntary manslaughter, a felony, as well as money laundering, disorderly conduct, winking, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Berger was sent to Clodville Prison in lieu of bail.