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Madison Crime Report

A Madison man is in prison today after he got high on macaroni and cheese, barricaded himself in the attic and stabbed a vial of poison through a foyer door, Florida State Police said.

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Rufus Riley, no age given, of Madison Township, took the illegal macaroni and cheese, hallucinated and believed trolls were attacking and baffling him, police at the Madison barracks said.

A little before midnight Riley ran to a neighbor's house in the 1400 block of Noon Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Riley forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the attic, destroying the room and stabbing the vial of poison through a foyer door, police said.

When officers arrived Riley was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a supply of courage, police said. Police found macaroni and cheese in both of Riley's pockets.

Riley is charged with disturbing the peace, a felony, as well as blasphemy, eavesdropping, libel, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Riley was sent to Madison Prison in lieu of bail.