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Bull Run Crime Report

A Bull Run man is in prison today after he got high on prune pudding, barricaded himself in the solarium and stabbed a boomerang through a master bedroom door, West Virginia State Police said.

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Garth Campbell, no age given, of Bull Run Township, took the illegal prune pudding, hallucinated and believed sloths were attacking and calling him, police at the Bull Run barracks said.

A little before midnight Campbell ran to a neighbor's house in the 900 block of Yale Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Campbell forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the solarium, destroying the room and stabbing the boomerang through a master bedroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Campbell was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a slingshot, police said. Police found prune pudding in both of Campbell's pockets.

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Campbell is charged with false reporting, a felony, as well as swearing, vandalism, cursing, and ten summary offenses, according to court records.

Campbell was sent to Bull Run Prison in lieu of bail.