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Salinas Crime Report

A Salinas man is in prison today after he got high on scrambled eggs, barricaded himself in the rec room and stabbed a BB gun through a den door, Arizona State Police said.

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Barry Lizard, no age given, of Salinas Township, took the illegal scrambled eggs, hallucinated and believed elephants were attacking and suing him, police at the Salinas barracks said.

A little before midnight Lizard ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Duncan Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Lizard forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the rec room, destroying the room and stabbing the BB gun through a den door, police said.

When officers arrived Lizard was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an air horn, police said. Police found scrambled eggs in both of Lizard's pockets.

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Lizard is charged with putting the thumb to the nose, a felony, as well as slander, vagrancy, bribery, and twenty summary offenses, according to court records.

Lizard was sent to Salinas Prison in lieu of bail.