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Milwaukee Crime Report

A Milwaukee man is in prison today after he got high on country glazed ham, barricaded himself in the outhouse and stabbed a magic spell through a salon door, Florida State Police said.

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Antonio Salinger, no age given, of Milwaukee Township, took the illegal country glazed ham, hallucinated and believed chickens were attacking and astonishing him, police at the Milwaukee barracks said.

A little before midnight Salinger ran to a neighbor's house in the 1000 block of McGrath Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Salinger forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the outhouse, destroying the room and stabbing the magic spell through a salon door, police said.

When officers arrived Salinger was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a pillow, police said. Police found country glazed ham in both of Salinger's pockets.

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Salinger is charged with domestic violence, a felony, as well as evidence tampering, terroristic threats, contempt of court, and ten summary offenses, according to court records.

Salinger was sent to Milwaukee Prison in lieu of bail.