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Fullerton Crime Report

A Fullerton man is in prison today after he got high on pie a la mode, barricaded himself in the corridor and stabbed a bazooka through a nursery door, Virgin Islands State Police said.

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Randy Vintner, no age given, of Fullerton Township, took the illegal pie a la mode, hallucinated and believed moles were attacking and ridiculing him, police at the Fullerton barracks said.

A little before midnight Vintner ran to a neighbor's house in the 200 block of Miller Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Vintner forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the corridor, destroying the room and stabbing the bazooka through a nursery door, police said.

When officers arrived Vintner was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a wrench, police said. Police found pie a la mode in both of Vintner's pockets.

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Vintner is charged with unlawful assembly, a felony, as well as bribery, forgery, drug possession, and seventeen summary offenses, according to court records.

Vintner was sent to Fullerton Prison in lieu of bail.