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Fairbanks Crime Report

A Fairbanks man is in prison today after he got high on sweet potatoes, barricaded himself in the master bathroom and stabbed an accordion through a bedroom door, New York State Police said.

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Fido Rebensdorf, no age given, of Fairbanks Township, took the illegal sweet potatoes, hallucinated and believed worms were attacking and praising him, police at the Fairbanks barracks said.

A little before midnight Rebensdorf ran to a neighbor's house in the 1400 block of Bagman Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Rebensdorf forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the master bathroom, destroying the room and stabbing the accordion through a bedroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Rebensdorf was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a butterfly net, police said. Police found sweet potatoes in both of Rebensdorf's pockets.

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Rebensdorf is charged with extortion, a felony, as well as open container violation, vandalism, disorderly conduct, and sixteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Rebensdorf was sent to Fairbanks Prison in lieu of bail.