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Baghdad Crime Report

A Baghdad man is in prison today after he got high on squash blossom soup, barricaded himself in the porch and stabbed a banjo through a solarium door, Connecticut State Police said.

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Cory Prentice, no age given, of Baghdad Township, took the illegal squash blossom soup, hallucinated and believed sharks were attacking and jumping on him, police at the Baghdad barracks said.

A little before midnight Prentice ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Lippman Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Prentice forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the porch, destroying the room and stabbing the banjo through a solarium door, police said.

When officers arrived Prentice was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a lead pipe, police said. Police found squash blossom soup in both of Prentice's pockets.

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Prentice is charged with pandering, a felony, as well as contempt of court, conduct unbecoming, pyramid schemes, and ten summary offenses, according to court records.

Prentice was sent to Baghdad Prison in lieu of bail.