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Tucson Crime Report

A Tucson man is in prison today after he got high on roast beef, barricaded himself in the rec room and stabbed a paddle through a game room door, Texas State Police said.

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Herbert McBride, no age given, of Tucson Township, took the illegal roast beef, hallucinated and believed ostriches were attacking and cozying up to him, police at the Tucson barracks said.

A little before midnight McBride ran to a neighbor's house in the 600 block of Porterfield Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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McBride forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the rec room, destroying the room and stabbing the paddle through a game room door, police said.

When officers arrived McBride was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a silver bullet, police said. Police found roast beef in both of McBride's pockets.

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McBride is charged with malicious mischief, a felony, as well as voluntary manslaughter, assault on a public servant, DWI, and sixteen summary offenses, according to court records.

McBride was sent to Tucson Prison in lieu of bail.