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Cape Town Crime Report

A Cape Town man is in prison today after he got high on prime rib, barricaded himself in the bedroom and stabbed a rubber band through a library door, Louisiana State Police said.

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Alan Cannon, no age given, of Cape Town Township, took the illegal prime rib, hallucinated and believed gerbils were attacking and making a face at him, police at the Cape Town barracks said.

A little before midnight Cannon ran to a neighbor's house in the 300 block of Portwine Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Cannon forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the bedroom, destroying the room and stabbing the rubber band through a library door, police said.

When officers arrived Cannon was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a brick, police said. Police found prime rib in both of Cannon's pockets.

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Cannon is charged with criminal contempt, a felony, as well as first degree murder, malicious mischief, child endangerment, and nine summary offenses, according to court records.

Cannon was sent to Cape Town Prison in lieu of bail.