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Boulder Crime Report

A Boulder man is in prison today after he got high on mushroom quiche, barricaded himself in the solarium and stabbed a sword through a foyer door, Connecticut State Police said.

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Herb Robinson, no age given, of Boulder Township, took the illegal mushroom quiche, hallucinated and believed dinosaurs were attacking and killing him, police at the Boulder barracks said.

A little before midnight Robinson ran to a neighbor's house in the 1300 block of Brainard Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Robinson forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the solarium, destroying the room and stabbing the sword through a foyer door, police said.

When officers arrived Robinson was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an épée, police said. Police found mushroom quiche in both of Robinson's pockets.

Robinson is charged with conspiracy, a felony, as well as flirting, identity theft, perjury, and thirteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Robinson was sent to Boulder Prison in lieu of bail.