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Saint Paul Crime Report

A Saint Paul man is in prison today after he got high on corn on the cob, barricaded himself in the kitchen and stabbed an accordion through a dining room door, Oklahoma State Police said.

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Ben Finegan, no age given, of Saint Paul Township, took the illegal corn on the cob, hallucinated and believed cheetahs were attacking and ignoring him, police at the Saint Paul barracks said.

A little before midnight Finegan ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Yager Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Finegan forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the kitchen, destroying the room and stabbing the accordion through a dining room door, police said.

When officers arrived Finegan was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a catheter, police said. Police found corn on the cob in both of Finegan's pockets.

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Finegan is charged with theft, a felony, as well as voluntary manslaughter, evading arrest, credit card fraud, and thirteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Finegan was sent to Saint Paul Prison in lieu of bail.