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Palmdale Crime Report

A Palmdale man is in prison today after he got high on spaghetti, barricaded himself in the guest room and stabbed an aspersion through a living room door, California State Police said.

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Babyface Poole, no age given, of Palmdale Township, took the illegal spaghetti, hallucinated and believed Dalmatians were attacking and jumping on him, police at the Palmdale barracks said.

A little before midnight Poole ran to a neighbor's house in the 1900 block of Carroll Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Poole forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the guest room, destroying the room and stabbing the aspersion through a living room door, police said.

When officers arrived Poole was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an axe, police said. Police found spaghetti in both of Poole's pockets.

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Poole is charged with treason, a felony, as well as robbery, racketeering, abduction, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Poole was sent to Palmdale Prison in lieu of bail.