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Birmingham Crime Report

A Birmingham man is in prison today after he got high on chocolate-covered ants, barricaded himself in the outhouse and stabbed a lariat through a master bedroom door, Colorado State Police said.

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Rob Roeber, no age given, of Birmingham Township, took the illegal chocolate-covered ants, hallucinated and believed panthers were attacking and tantalizing him, police at the Birmingham barracks said.

A little before midnight Roeber ran to a neighbor's house in the 1600 block of Dillman Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Roeber forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the outhouse, destroying the room and stabbing the lariat through a master bedroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Roeber was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a handful of dirt, police said. Police found chocolate-covered ants in both of Roeber's pockets.

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Roeber is charged with public intoxication, a felony, as well as dereliction of duty, carjacking, aggravated assault, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Roeber was sent to Birmingham Prison in lieu of bail.