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Virginia Beach Crime Report

A Virginia Beach man is in prison today after he got high on pretzels, barricaded himself in the lounge and stabbed a pop gun through an outhouse door, New York State Police said.

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Damon Holiday, no age given, of Virginia Beach Township, took the illegal pretzels, hallucinated and believed fleas were attacking and betraying him, police at the Virginia Beach barracks said.

A little before midnight Holiday ran to a neighbor's house in the 1600 block of Werner Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Holiday forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the lounge, destroying the room and stabbing the pop gun through an outhouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Holiday was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a ukulele, police said. Police found pretzels in both of Holiday's pockets.

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Holiday is charged with larceny, a felony, as well as securities fraud, counterfeiting, smoking, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Holiday was sent to Virginia Beach Prison in lieu of bail.