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Billings Crime Report

A Billings man is in prison today after he got high on oyster on the half-shell, barricaded himself in the dining room and stabbed a bullwhip through a cage door, Texas State Police said.

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Paco Rebensdorf, no age given, of Billings Township, took the illegal oyster on the half-shell, hallucinated and believed giraffes were attacking and demeaning him, police at the Billings barracks said.

A little before midnight Rebensdorf ran to a neighbor's house in the 800 block of Wales Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Rebensdorf forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dining room, destroying the room and stabbing the bullwhip through a cage door, police said.

When officers arrived Rebensdorf was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a Colt 45, police said. Police found oyster on the half-shell in both of Rebensdorf's pockets.

Colt 45

Rebensdorf is charged with smoking, a felony, as well as insubordination, stalking, domestic violence, and seven summary offenses, according to court records.

Rebensdorf was sent to Billings Prison in lieu of bail.