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Moscow Crime Report

A Moscow man is in prison today after he got high on cherries jubilee, barricaded himself in the ballroom and stabbed a stink bomb through a closet door, Nebraska State Police said.

leopard

Russ Naipaul, no age given, of Moscow Township, took the illegal cherries jubilee, hallucinated and believed leopards were attacking and tricking him, police at the Moscow barracks said.

A little before midnight Naipaul ran to a neighbor's house in the 2200 block of Schlick Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

stink bomb

Naipaul forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the ballroom, destroying the room and stabbing the stink bomb through a closet door, police said.

When officers arrived Naipaul was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bottle of Tabasco Sauce, police said. Police found cherries jubilee in both of Naipaul's pockets.

bottle of Tabasco Sauce

Naipaul is charged with harassment, a felony, as well as arson, probation violation, piracy, and fourteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Naipaul was sent to Moscow Prison in lieu of bail.