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Naperville Crime Report

A Naperville man is in prison today after he got high on pecan pie, barricaded himself in the dungeon and stabbed a blank stare through a porch door, California State Police said.

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Dakota Oliver, no age given, of Naperville Township, took the illegal pecan pie, hallucinated and believed penguins were attacking and frightening him, police at the Naperville barracks said.

A little before midnight Oliver ran to a neighbor's house in the 2100 block of Yang Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Oliver forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dungeon, destroying the room and stabbing the blank stare through a porch door, police said.

When officers arrived Oliver was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a paddle, police said. Police found pecan pie in both of Oliver's pockets.

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Oliver is charged with dereliction of duty, a felony, as well as solicitation, computer crime, indecent exposure, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Oliver was sent to Naperville Prison in lieu of bail.