Providence Crime Report

A Providence man is in prison today after he got high on Hamburger Helper, barricaded himself in the servant's quarters and stabbed a pair of scissors through a workshop door, Colorado State Police said.

Stu Walker, no age given, of Providence Township, took the illegal Hamburger Helper, hallucinated and believed fleas were attacking and believing him, police at the Providence barracks said.

A little before midnight Walker ran to a neighbor's house in the 400 block of Danielson Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Walker forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the servant's quarters, destroying the room and stabbing the pair of scissors through a workshop door, police said.

When officers arrived Walker was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a witty reparteé, police said. Police found Hamburger Helper in both of Walker's pockets.

Walker is charged with blasphemy, a felony, as well as disorderly conduct, larceny, fabrication of evidence, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Walker was sent to Providence Prison in lieu of bail.