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Bismarck Crime Report

A Bismarck man is in prison today after he got high on wienerschnitzel, barricaded himself in the parlor and stabbed a tomahawk through a rec room door, Florida State Police said.

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Quint Osborne, no age given, of Bismarck Township, took the illegal wienerschnitzel, hallucinated and believed boars were attacking and excluding him, police at the Bismarck barracks said.

A little before midnight Osborne ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Greenwood Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Osborne forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the parlor, destroying the room and stabbing the tomahawk through a rec room door, police said.

When officers arrived Osborne was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a magic spell, police said. Police found wienerschnitzel in both of Osborne's pockets.

Osborne is charged with resisting arrest, a felony, as well as being ugly in public, forcible entry, securities fraud, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Osborne was sent to Bismarck Prison in lieu of bail.