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Kileen Crime Report

A Kileen man is in prison today after he got high on macaroni, barricaded himself in the living room and stabbed a spear through a garage door, Virgin Islands State Police said.

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Sanjay Bluestein, no age given, of Kileen Township, took the illegal macaroni, hallucinated and believed moose were attacking and astonishing him, police at the Kileen barracks said.

A little before midnight Bluestein ran to a neighbor's house in the 2200 block of Snigglefritz Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Bluestein forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the living room, destroying the room and stabbing the spear through a garage door, police said.

When officers arrived Bluestein was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a tennis racket, police said. Police found macaroni in both of Bluestein's pockets.

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Bluestein is charged with second degree murder, a felony, as well as child abandonment, insurance fraud, trespass, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Bluestein was sent to Kileen Prison in lieu of bail.