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Anaheim Crime Report

An Anaheim man is in prison today after he got high on sauerkraut, barricaded himself in the closet and stabbed a howitzer through a kitchen door, Florida State Police said.

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Herb Darnell, no age given, of Anaheim Township, took the illegal sauerkraut, hallucinated and believed weasels were attacking and pinning him, police at the Anaheim barracks said.

A little before midnight Darnell ran to a neighbor's house in the 2500 block of Ivanov Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Darnell forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the closet, destroying the room and stabbing the howitzer through a kitchen door, police said.

When officers arrived Darnell was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a sickle, police said. Police found sauerkraut in both of Darnell's pockets.

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Darnell is charged with larceny, a felony, as well as fashion faux-pas, flirting, abuse of authority, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Darnell was sent to Anaheim Prison in lieu of bail.