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Baku Crime Report

A Baku man is in prison today after he got high on beef bouillon, barricaded himself in the hall and stabbed a harpoon through a parlor door, Rhode Island State Police said.

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Stan Armstrong, no age given, of Baku Township, took the illegal beef bouillon, hallucinated and believed gorillas were attacking and embarrassing him, police at the Baku barracks said.

A little before midnight Armstrong ran to a neighbor's house in the 1000 block of Gore Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Armstrong forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the hall, destroying the room and stabbing the harpoon through a parlor door, police said.

When officers arrived Armstrong was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a disarming smile, police said. Police found beef bouillon in both of Armstrong's pockets.

Armstrong is charged with vandalism, a felony, as well as vandalism, murder, second degree murder, and two summary offenses, according to court records.

Armstrong was sent to Baku Prison in lieu of bail.