Rewrite this story

Myrtle Beach Crime Report

A Myrtle Beach man is in prison today after he got high on roast beef, barricaded himself in the closet and stabbed a soldering iron through a pantry door, South Dakota State Police said.

troll

Waldo Arp, no age given, of Myrtle Beach Township, took the illegal roast beef, hallucinated and believed trolls were attacking and suspending him, police at the Myrtle Beach barracks said.

A little before midnight Arp ran to a neighbor's house in the 300 block of Proctor Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

soldering iron

Arp forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the closet, destroying the room and stabbing the soldering iron through a pantry door, police said.

When officers arrived Arp was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a rubber band, police said. Police found roast beef in both of Arp's pockets.

rubber band

Arp is charged with conduct unbecoming, a felony, as well as conduct unbecoming, sedition, conspiracy, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Arp was sent to Myrtle Beach Prison in lieu of bail.