Lisbon Crime Report

A Lisbon man is in prison today after he got high on country glazed ham, barricaded himself in the tool shed and stabbed a can of shaving cream through a servant's quarters door, Oregon State Police said.

Blake Feldman, no age given, of Lisbon Township, took the illegal country glazed ham, hallucinated and believed bandicoots were attacking and stinging him, police at the Lisbon barracks said.

A little before midnight Feldman ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Duckley Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Feldman forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the tool shed, destroying the room and stabbing the can of shaving cream through a servant's quarters door, police said.

When officers arrived Feldman was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a blank stare, police said. Police found country glazed ham in both of Feldman's pockets.

Feldman is charged with conduct unbecoming, a felony, as well as flirting, blasphemy, drug trafficking, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Feldman was sent to Lisbon Prison in lieu of bail.