Cologne Crime Report

A Cologne man is in prison today after he got high on country glazed ham, barricaded himself in the front porch and stabbed a blunderbuss through a bathroom door, Maine State Police said.

Dax Crowe, no age given, of Cologne Township, took the illegal country glazed ham, hallucinated and believed lovebirds were attacking and rejecting him, police at the Cologne barracks said.

A little before midnight Crowe ran to a neighbor's house in the 100 block of Selby Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Crowe forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the front porch, destroying the room and stabbing the blunderbuss through a bathroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Crowe was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bullwhip, police said. Police found country glazed ham in both of Crowe's pockets.

Crowe is charged with terroristic threats, a felony, as well as forcible entry, securities fraud, flirting, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Crowe was sent to Cologne Prison in lieu of bail.