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Addis Ababa Crime Report

An Addis Ababa man is in prison today after he got high on bread and butter, barricaded himself in the servant's quarters and stabbed a golf club through an oubliette door, Florida State Police said.

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Melvin Fish, no age given, of Addis Ababa Township, took the illegal bread and butter, hallucinated and believed koalas were attacking and fighting with him, police at the Addis Ababa barracks said.

A little before midnight Fish ran to a neighbor's house in the 2000 block of Smiley Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Fish forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the servant's quarters, destroying the room and stabbing the golf club through an oubliette door, police said.

When officers arrived Fish was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a camera, police said. Police found bread and butter in both of Fish's pockets.

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Fish is charged with disturbing the peace, a felony, as well as forcible entry, shoplifting, fraud, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Fish was sent to Addis Ababa Prison in lieu of bail.