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Chicago Crime Report

A Chicago man is in prison today after he got high on scrambled eggs, barricaded himself in the boudoir and stabbed an automatic rifle through a basement door, Virgin Islands State Police said.

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Wilbur Williams, no age given, of Chicago Township, took the illegal scrambled eggs, hallucinated and believed puppies were attacking and cuddling him, police at the Chicago barracks said.

A little before midnight Williams ran to a neighbor's house in the 1400 block of Goldwater Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Williams forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the boudoir, destroying the room and stabbing the automatic rifle through a basement door, police said.

When officers arrived Williams was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an air horn, police said. Police found scrambled eggs in both of Williams's pockets.

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Williams is charged with first degree murder, a felony, as well as computer crime, conspiracy, running a bingo game, and six summary offenses, according to court records.

Williams was sent to Chicago Prison in lieu of bail.