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Rio De Janiero Crime Report

A Rio de Janiero man is in prison today after he got high on cherries jubilee, barricaded himself in the outhouse and stabbed a blow gun through a hall door, Oklahoma State Police said.

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Marv Teeters, no age given, of Rio de Janiero Township, took the illegal cherries jubilee, hallucinated and believed spiders were attacking and losing him, police at the Rio de Janiero barracks said.

A little before midnight Teeters ran to a neighbor's house in the 900 block of Boyd Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Teeters forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the outhouse, destroying the room and stabbing the blow gun through a hall door, police said.

When officers arrived Teeters was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a mace, police said. Police found cherries jubilee in both of Teeters's pockets.

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Teeters is charged with securities fraud, a felony, as well as child abandonment, blasphemy, shoplifting, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Teeters was sent to Rio de Janiero Prison in lieu of bail.