Akron Crime Report

An Akron man is in prison today after he got high on ramen noodles, barricaded himself in the patio and stabbed an air freshener through a workshop door, Wisconsin State Police said.

Max Steele, no age given, of Akron Township, took the illegal ramen noodles, hallucinated and believed jellyfish were attacking and tormenting him, police at the Akron barracks said.

A little before midnight Steele ran to a neighbor's house in the 400 block of Quintana Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Steele forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the patio, destroying the room and stabbing the air freshener through a workshop door, police said.

When officers arrived Steele was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a piercing stare, police said. Police found ramen noodles in both of Steele's pockets.

Steele is charged with desertion, a felony, as well as resisting arrest, public intoxication, inebriation, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Steele was sent to Akron Prison in lieu of bail.