Johannesburg Crime Report

A Johannesburg man is in prison today after he got high on Cheerios, barricaded himself in the auditorium and stabbed a bayonette through a dining room door, Kansas State Police said.

Mao McCoy, no age given, of Johannesburg Township, took the illegal Cheerios, hallucinated and believed hawks were attacking and reassuring him, police at the Johannesburg barracks said.

A little before midnight McCoy ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Zilch Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

McCoy forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the auditorium, destroying the room and stabbing the bayonette through a dining room door, police said.

When officers arrived McCoy was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a parlor trick, police said. Police found Cheerios in both of McCoy's pockets.

McCoy is charged with larceny, a felony, as well as smoking, flirting, insubordination, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

McCoy was sent to Johannesburg Prison in lieu of bail.