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Sioux City Crime Report

A Sioux City man is in prison today after he got high on Hamburger Helper, barricaded himself in the conservatory and stabbed a bomb through a cage door, New Hampshire State Police said.

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Wallace Wayman, no age given, of Sioux City Township, took the illegal Hamburger Helper, hallucinated and believed cats were attacking and charming him, police at the Sioux City barracks said.

A little before midnight Wayman ran to a neighbor's house in the 100 block of Stoltenburg Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Wayman forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the conservatory, destroying the room and stabbing the bomb through a cage door, police said.

When officers arrived Wayman was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a flashlight, police said. Police found Hamburger Helper in both of Wayman's pockets.

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Wayman is charged with first degree murder, a felony, as well as embezzlement, vandalism, white collar crime, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Wayman was sent to Sioux City Prison in lieu of bail.