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Henderson Crime Report

A Henderson man is in prison today after he got high on macaroni and cheese, barricaded himself in the workshop and stabbed a blow pipe through a cage door, Virginia State Police said.

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Mikey Milenski, no age given, of Henderson Township, took the illegal macaroni and cheese, hallucinated and believed duck-billed platypi were attacking and damaging him, police at the Henderson barracks said.

A little before midnight Milenski ran to a neighbor's house in the 2000 block of Abbey Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Milenski forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the workshop, destroying the room and stabbing the blow pipe through a cage door, police said.

When officers arrived Milenski was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a dagger, police said. Police found macaroni and cheese in both of Milenski's pockets.

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Milenski is charged with cursing, a felony, as well as desertion, credit card fraud, abduction, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Milenski was sent to Henderson Prison in lieu of bail.