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Bangkok Crime Report

A Bangkok man is in prison today after he got high on Hamburger Helper, barricaded himself in the bedroom and stabbed an axe through a foyer door, Washington State Police said.

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Vince Zing, no age given, of Bangkok Township, took the illegal Hamburger Helper, hallucinated and believed rabbits were attacking and greeting him, police at the Bangkok barracks said.

A little before midnight Zing ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Holiday Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Zing forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the bedroom, destroying the room and stabbing the axe through a foyer door, police said.

When officers arrived Zing was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a shoulder fired rocket, police said. Police found Hamburger Helper in both of Zing's pockets.

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Zing is charged with flirting, a felony, as well as indecent exposure, telemarketing fraud, assault and battery, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Zing was sent to Bangkok Prison in lieu of bail.