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Austin Crime Report

An Austin man is in prison today after he got high on lobster bisque, barricaded himself in the servant's quarters and stabbed a pillow through a rec room door, Mississippi State Police said.

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Butch Cheetham, no age given, of Austin Township, took the illegal lobster bisque, hallucinated and believed wallabies were attacking and irritating him, police at the Austin barracks said.

A little before midnight Cheetham ran to a neighbor's house in the 700 block of Richter Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Cheetham forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the servant's quarters, destroying the room and stabbing the pillow through a rec room door, police said.

When officers arrived Cheetham was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a Geiger counter, police said. Police found lobster bisque in both of Cheetham's pockets.

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Cheetham is charged with resisting arrest, a felony, as well as white collar crime, child endangerment, indecent exposure, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Cheetham was sent to Austin Prison in lieu of bail.