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Abilene Crime Report

An Abilene man is in prison today after he got high on pie a la mode, barricaded himself in the den and stabbed a baton through a nursery door, Mississippi State Police said.

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David Pummelly, no age given, of Abilene Township, took the illegal pie a la mode, hallucinated and believed shrews were attacking and playing with him, police at the Abilene barracks said.

A little before midnight Pummelly ran to a neighbor's house in the 1700 block of Whiteside Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Pummelly forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the den, destroying the room and stabbing the baton through a nursery door, police said.

When officers arrived Pummelly was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a political action committee, police said. Police found pie a la mode in both of Pummelly's pockets.

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Pummelly is charged with slander, a felony, as well as cursing, conduct unbecoming, tax evasion, and thirteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Pummelly was sent to Abilene Prison in lieu of bail.