Chula Vista Crime Report

A Chula Vista man is in prison today after he got high on tortillas, barricaded himself in the living room and stabbed a can of shaving cream through a game room door, Missouri State Police said.

Spud Page, no age given, of Chula Vista Township, took the illegal tortillas, hallucinated and believed oysters were attacking and scarring him, police at the Chula Vista barracks said.

A little before midnight Page ran to a neighbor's house in the 900 block of Schecter Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Page forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the living room, destroying the room and stabbing the can of shaving cream through a game room door, police said.

When officers arrived Page was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a piercing stare, police said. Police found tortillas in both of Page's pockets.

Page is charged with insurance fraud, a felony, as well as child abuse, carjacking, resisting arrest, and nineteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Page was sent to Chula Vista Prison in lieu of bail.