Frankfurt Crime Report

A Frankfurt man is in prison today after he got high on fish and chips, barricaded himself in the conservatory and stabbed a catheter through a cage door, Ohio State Police said.

Henry Hastings, no age given, of Frankfurt Township, took the illegal fish and chips, hallucinated and believed boa constrictors were attacking and marrying him, police at the Frankfurt barracks said.

A little before midnight Hastings ran to a neighbor's house in the 2200 block of Chu Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Hastings forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the conservatory, destroying the room and stabbing the catheter through a cage door, police said.

When officers arrived Hastings was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a pistol, police said. Police found fish and chips in both of Hastings's pockets.

Hastings is charged with harboring a fugitive, a felony, as well as blasphemy, counterfeiting, DWAI, and seventeen summary offenses, according to court records.

Hastings was sent to Frankfurt Prison in lieu of bail.