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Elk Grove Crime Report

An Elk Grove man is in prison today after he got high on egg salad sandwich, barricaded himself in the tool shed and stabbed a stick of dynamite through a closet door, California State Police said.

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Allan Brown, no age given, of Elk Grove Township, took the illegal egg salad sandwich, hallucinated and believed quails were attacking and injuring him, police at the Elk Grove barracks said.

A little before midnight Brown ran to a neighbor's house in the 700 block of Chavez Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

stick of dynamite

Brown forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the tool shed, destroying the room and stabbing the stick of dynamite through a closet door, police said.

When officers arrived Brown was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a hand sanitizer, police said. Police found egg salad sandwich in both of Brown's pockets.

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Brown is charged with money laundering, a felony, as well as sedition, false reporting, bribery, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

Brown was sent to Elk Grove Prison in lieu of bail.