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Fresno Crime Report

A Fresno man is in prison today after he got high on waffles, barricaded himself in the kitchen and stabbed a bottle of Tabasco Sauce through a cage door, Virgin Islands State Police said.

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Gabriel Bundy, no age given, of Fresno Township, took the illegal waffles, hallucinated and believed gophers were attacking and thinking about him, police at the Fresno barracks said.

A little before midnight Bundy ran to a neighbor's house in the 1900 block of Pierce Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Bundy forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the kitchen, destroying the room and stabbing the bottle of Tabasco Sauce through a cage door, police said.

When officers arrived Bundy was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a blow pipe, police said. Police found waffles in both of Bundy's pockets.

Bundy is charged with drug trafficking, a felony, as well as drug manufacturing, manslaughter, evidence tampering, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

Bundy was sent to Fresno Prison in lieu of bail.