Chesapeake Crime Report

A Chesapeake man is in prison today after he got high on pie a la mode, barricaded himself in the family room and stabbed a torpedo through a dining room door, New Mexico State Police said.

Lee Kringle, no age given, of Chesapeake Township, took the illegal pie a la mode, hallucinated and believed unicorns were attacking and caring for him, police at the Chesapeake barracks said.

A little before midnight Kringle ran to a neighbor's house in the 1300 block of Hall Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Kringle forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the family room, destroying the room and stabbing the torpedo through a dining room door, police said.

When officers arrived Kringle was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a branding iron, police said. Police found pie a la mode in both of Kringle's pockets.

Kringle is charged with being a blithering idiot, a felony, as well as carjacking, domestic violence, flirting, and nine summary offenses, according to court records.

Kringle was sent to Chesapeake Prison in lieu of bail.