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Henderson Crime Report

A Henderson man is in prison today after he got high on ramen noodles, barricaded himself in the guest room and stabbed a bazooka through a closet door, Hawaii State Police said.

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Josh Withers, no age given, of Henderson Township, took the illegal ramen noodles, hallucinated and believed ravens were attacking and believing him, police at the Henderson barracks said.

A little before midnight Withers ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Bluestein Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Withers forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the guest room, destroying the room and stabbing the bazooka through a closet door, police said.

When officers arrived Withers was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a flashlight, police said. Police found ramen noodles in both of Withers's pockets.

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Withers is charged with insubordination, a felony, as well as sedition, cyber bullying, desertion, and thirteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Withers was sent to Henderson Prison in lieu of bail.