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San Jose Crime Report

A San Jose man is in prison today after he got high on egg rolls, barricaded himself in the atrium and stabbed a hand grenade through a bedroom door, Virginia State Police said.

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Dan Collins, no age given, of San Jose Township, took the illegal egg rolls, hallucinated and believed horses were attacking and mesmerizing him, police at the San Jose barracks said.

A little before midnight Collins ran to a neighbor's house in the 1300 block of Garvey Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Collins forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the atrium, destroying the room and stabbing the hand grenade through a bedroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Collins was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a lightsaber, police said. Police found egg rolls in both of Collins's pockets.

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Collins is charged with arson, a felony, as well as larceny, arson, terroristic threats, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Collins was sent to San Jose Prison in lieu of bail.