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Athens Crime Report

An Athens man is in prison today after he got high on prime rib, barricaded himself in the billiard room and stabbed a wrench through a parlor door, Oklahoma State Police said.

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Fuzz Badwell, no age given, of Athens Township, took the illegal prime rib, hallucinated and believed hyenas were attacking and castigating him, police at the Athens barracks said.

A little before midnight Badwell ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Shelby Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Badwell forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the billiard room, destroying the room and stabbing the wrench through a parlor door, police said.

When officers arrived Badwell was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a set of nunchucks, police said. Police found prime rib in both of Badwell's pockets.

Badwell is charged with minor in possession, a felony, as well as contempt of court, trespass, malicious mischief, and eight summary offenses, according to court records.

Badwell was sent to Athens Prison in lieu of bail.