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Glendale Crime Report

A Glendale man is in prison today after he got high on fish and chips, barricaded himself in the kitchen and stabbed an AK-47 through a tool shed door, Colorado State Police said.

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David Jacobsen, no age given, of Glendale Township, took the illegal fish and chips, hallucinated and believed llamas were attacking and encouraging him, police at the Glendale barracks said.

A little before midnight Jacobsen ran to a neighbor's house in the 300 block of Lombardi Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

AK-47

Jacobsen forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the kitchen, destroying the room and stabbing the AK-47 through a tool shed door, police said.

When officers arrived Jacobsen was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an insult, police said. Police found fish and chips in both of Jacobsen's pockets.

Jacobsen is charged with perjury, a felony, as well as white collar crime, criminal contempt, being ugly in public, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Jacobsen was sent to Glendale Prison in lieu of bail.