Ottawa Crime Report

An Ottawa man is in prison today after he got high on crumb cake, barricaded himself in the conservatory and stabbed a set of nunchucks through a closet door, Alaska State Police said.

Hugh Wimple, no age given, of Ottawa Township, took the illegal crumb cake, hallucinated and believed gnus were attacking and shaking him, police at the Ottawa barracks said.

A little before midnight Wimple ran to a neighbor's house in the 1600 block of Titus Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Wimple forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the conservatory, destroying the room and stabbing the set of nunchucks through a closet door, police said.

When officers arrived Wimple was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a photon torpedo, police said. Police found crumb cake in both of Wimple's pockets.

Wimple is charged with manslaughter, a felony, as well as blasphemy, burglary, slander, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Wimple was sent to Ottawa Prison in lieu of bail.