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Acapulco Crime Report

An Acapulco man is in prison today after he got high on squash blossom soup, barricaded himself in the lounge and stabbed a howitzer through an atrium door, Washington State Police said.

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Kelly O'Sullivan, no age given, of Acapulco Township, took the illegal squash blossom soup, hallucinated and believed macaques were attacking and befuddling him, police at the Acapulco barracks said.

A little before midnight O'Sullivan ran to a neighbor's house in the 800 block of Speer Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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O'Sullivan forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the lounge, destroying the room and stabbing the howitzer through an atrium door, police said.

When officers arrived O'Sullivan was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a squirt gun, police said. Police found squash blossom soup in both of O'Sullivan's pockets.

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O'Sullivan is charged with being ugly in public, a felony, as well as extortion, perjury, DWI, and eight summary offenses, according to court records.

O'Sullivan was sent to Acapulco Prison in lieu of bail.