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Fontana Crime Report

A Fontana man is in prison today after he got high on egg rolls, barricaded himself in the linen closet and stabbed a bottle of Tabasco Sauce through a salon door, South Dakota State Police said.

cheetah

Cody Wheeler, no age given, of Fontana Township, took the illegal egg rolls, hallucinated and believed cheetahs were attacking and transforming him, police at the Fontana barracks said.

A little before midnight Wheeler ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Stucky Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

bottle of Tabasco Sauce

Wheeler forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the linen closet, destroying the room and stabbing the bottle of Tabasco Sauce through a salon door, police said.

When officers arrived Wheeler was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an Uzi, police said. Police found egg rolls in both of Wheeler's pockets.

Uzi

Wheeler is charged with blasphemy, a felony, as well as child abandonment, hate crimes, aggravated assault, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Wheeler was sent to Fontana Prison in lieu of bail.