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Kansas City Crime Report

A Kansas City man is in prison today after he got high on biscuits and gravy, barricaded himself in the dungeon and stabbed a sickle through a lounge door, South Carolina State Police said.

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Marvin England, no age given, of Kansas City Township, took the illegal biscuits and gravy, hallucinated and believed canaries were attacking and dating him, police at the Kansas City barracks said.

A little before midnight England ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Moore Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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England forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dungeon, destroying the room and stabbing the sickle through a lounge door, police said.

When officers arrived England was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bucket of water, police said. Police found biscuits and gravy in both of England's pockets.

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England is charged with criminal contempt, a felony, as well as criminal contempt, wire fraud, unlawful assembly, and seven summary offenses, according to court records.

England was sent to Kansas City Prison in lieu of bail.