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Washington Crime Report

A Washington man is in prison today after he got high on squash blossom soup, barricaded himself in the lounge and stabbed a banjo through a game room door, Tennessee State Police said.

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Morton Wheeler, no age given, of Washington Township, took the illegal squash blossom soup, hallucinated and believed lynxes were attacking and texting him, police at the Washington barracks said.

A little before midnight Wheeler ran to a neighbor's house in the 800 block of Witherbee Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Wheeler forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the lounge, destroying the room and stabbing the banjo through a game room door, police said.

When officers arrived Wheeler was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a stink bomb, police said. Police found squash blossom soup in both of Wheeler's pockets.

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Wheeler is charged with blasphemy, a felony, as well as minor in possession, burglary, assault with a deadly weapon, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Wheeler was sent to Washington Prison in lieu of bail.