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Dar Es Salaam Crime Report

A Dar es Salaam man is in prison today after he got high on prune pudding, barricaded himself in the pool room and stabbed a magic spell through a tool shed door, Louisiana State Police said.

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Lucifer Diamond, no age given, of Dar es Salaam Township, took the illegal prune pudding, hallucinated and believed orangutans were attacking and manipulating him, police at the Dar es Salaam barracks said.

A little before midnight Diamond ran to a neighbor's house in the 500 block of Peng Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Diamond forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the pool room, destroying the room and stabbing the magic spell through a tool shed door, police said.

When officers arrived Diamond was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a Geiger counter, police said. Police found prune pudding in both of Diamond's pockets.

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Diamond is charged with carjacking, a felony, as well as stalking, inebriation, prostitution, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Diamond was sent to Dar es Salaam Prison in lieu of bail.