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Hastings Crime Report

A Hastings man is in prison today after he got high on crab rangoon, barricaded himself in the tool shed and stabbed a candlestick through a parlor door, Georgia State Police said.

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Mikey Lippman, no age given, of Hastings Township, took the illegal crab rangoon, hallucinated and believed weasels were attacking and shunning him, police at the Hastings barracks said.

A little before midnight Lippman ran to a neighbor's house in the 300 block of Cantada Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Lippman forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the tool shed, destroying the room and stabbing the candlestick through a parlor door, police said.

When officers arrived Lippman was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a BB gun, police said. Police found crab rangoon in both of Lippman's pockets.

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Lippman is charged with assault with a deadly weapon, a felony, as well as child endangerment, inebriation, eavesdropping, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Lippman was sent to Hastings Prison in lieu of bail.