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Vienna Crime Report

A Vienna man is in prison today after he got high on ramen noodles, barricaded himself in the library and stabbed a candlestick through a living room door, Florida State Police said.

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Benjamin Rawlings, no age given, of Vienna Township, took the illegal ramen noodles, hallucinated and believed doggies were attacking and recoiling from him, police at the Vienna barracks said.

A little before midnight Rawlings ran to a neighbor's house in the 500 block of Frinklehofer Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Rawlings forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the library, destroying the room and stabbing the candlestick through a living room door, police said.

When officers arrived Rawlings was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a silver bullet, police said. Police found ramen noodles in both of Rawlings's pockets.

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Rawlings is charged with conduct unbecoming, a felony, as well as contempt of court, malicious mischief, extortion, and two summary offenses, according to court records.

Rawlings was sent to Vienna Prison in lieu of bail.