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Bellevue Crime Report

A Bellevue man is in prison today after he got high on biscuits and gravy, barricaded himself in the guest room and stabbed an accordion through a cage door, New Mexico State Police said.

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Newton Burt, no age given, of Bellevue Township, took the illegal biscuits and gravy, hallucinated and believed crows were attacking and studying him, police at the Bellevue barracks said.

A little before midnight Burt ran to a neighbor's house in the 700 block of Young Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Burt forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the guest room, destroying the room and stabbing the accordion through a cage door, police said.

When officers arrived Burt was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a wet noodle, police said. Police found biscuits and gravy in both of Burt's pockets.

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Burt is charged with insurance fraud, a felony, as well as credit card fraud, child abandonment, assault with a deadly weapon, and two summary offenses, according to court records.

Burt was sent to Bellevue Prison in lieu of bail.