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Naperville Crime Report

A Naperville man is in prison today after he got high on tortillas, barricaded himself in the rec room and stabbed a bayonette through a study door, Michigan State Police said.

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Roger Sanabria, no age given, of Naperville Township, took the illegal tortillas, hallucinated and believed raccoons were attacking and pulverizing him, police at the Naperville barracks said.

A little before midnight Sanabria ran to a neighbor's house in the 2200 block of Carpenter Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Sanabria forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the rec room, destroying the room and stabbing the bayonette through a study door, police said.

When officers arrived Sanabria was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a pom-pom, police said. Police found tortillas in both of Sanabria's pockets.

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Sanabria is charged with amphetamine distribution, a felony, as well as solicitation, abduction, computer crime, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

Sanabria was sent to Naperville Prison in lieu of bail.