Bangkok Crime Report

A Bangkok man is in prison today after he got high on egg salad sandwich, barricaded himself in the tool shed and stabbed a can of Raid through a pantry door, Nebraska State Police said.

Zed Onassis, no age given, of Bangkok Township, took the illegal egg salad sandwich, hallucinated and believed baboons were attacking and relying on him, police at the Bangkok barracks said.

A little before midnight Onassis ran to a neighbor's house in the 500 block of Wales Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Onassis forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the tool shed, destroying the room and stabbing the can of Raid through a pantry door, police said.

When officers arrived Onassis was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a wrench, police said. Police found egg salad sandwich in both of Onassis's pockets.

Onassis is charged with fashion faux-pas, a felony, as well as voluntary manslaughter, public intoxication, money laundering, and thirteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Onassis was sent to Bangkok Prison in lieu of bail.