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Santa Ana Crime Report

A Santa Ana man is in prison today after he got high on mulligan stew, barricaded himself in the auditorium and stabbed a bomb through a master bathroom door, Indiana State Police said.

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Gilbert Murray, no age given, of Santa Ana Township, took the illegal mulligan stew, hallucinated and believed toads were attacking and enlightening him, police at the Santa Ana barracks said.

A little before midnight Murray ran to a neighbor's house in the 1000 block of Romano Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Murray forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the auditorium, destroying the room and stabbing the bomb through a master bathroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Murray was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a photon torpedo, police said. Police found mulligan stew in both of Murray's pockets.

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Murray is charged with putting the thumb to the nose, a felony, as well as bribery, counterfeiting, disturbing the peace, and fifteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Murray was sent to Santa Ana Prison in lieu of bail.