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Mobile Crime Report

A Mobile man is in prison today after he got high on potatoes and gravy, barricaded himself in the hall and stabbed a ukulele through a guest room door, Connecticut State Police said.

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Nestor Glover, no age given, of Mobile Township, took the illegal potatoes and gravy, hallucinated and believed burros were attacking and glaring at him, police at the Mobile barracks said.

A little before midnight Glover ran to a neighbor's house in the 1400 block of Fancypants Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Glover forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the hall, destroying the room and stabbing the ukulele through a guest room door, police said.

When officers arrived Glover was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a squirt gun, police said. Police found potatoes and gravy in both of Glover's pockets.

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Glover is charged with hanky-panky, a felony, as well as malicious mischief, extortion, putting the thumb to the nose, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Glover was sent to Mobile Prison in lieu of bail.