Irving Crime Report

An Irving man is in prison today after he got high on Swiss cheese, barricaded himself in the master bedroom and stabbed an accordion through a laundry room door, Alabama State Police said.

Bronk Marino, no age given, of Irving Township, took the illegal Swiss cheese, hallucinated and believed unicorns were attacking and tattling on him, police at the Irving barracks said.

A little before midnight Marino ran to a neighbor's house in the 1400 block of Baird Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Marino forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the master bedroom, destroying the room and stabbing the accordion through a laundry room door, police said.

When officers arrived Marino was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a spit wad, police said. Police found Swiss cheese in both of Marino's pockets.

Marino is charged with child endangerment, a felony, as well as abduction, prostitution, child endangerment, and seven summary offenses, according to court records.

Marino was sent to Irving Prison in lieu of bail.