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Bogotá Crime Report

A Bogotá man is in prison today after he got high on fondue, barricaded himself in the attic and stabbed a fishing pole through a library door, Iowa State Police said.

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Billy Bob Appleby, no age given, of Bogotá Township, took the illegal fondue, hallucinated and believed baboons were attacking and killing him, police at the Bogotá barracks said.

A little before midnight Appleby ran to a neighbor's house in the 1400 block of Lizard Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Appleby forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the attic, destroying the room and stabbing the fishing pole through a library door, police said.

When officers arrived Appleby was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a battle axe, police said. Police found fondue in both of Appleby's pockets.

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Appleby is charged with first degree murder, a felony, as well as smoking, drug possession, vagrancy, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Appleby was sent to Bogotá Prison in lieu of bail.