San Antonio Crime Report

A San Antonio man is in prison today after he got high on pumpkin pie, barricaded himself in the ballroom and stabbed a smoke bomb through a nursery door, North Dakota State Police said.

Jules Osborne, no age given, of San Antonio Township, took the illegal pumpkin pie, hallucinated and believed macaques were attacking and stunning him, police at the San Antonio barracks said.

A little before midnight Osborne ran to a neighbor's house in the 1000 block of Marino Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Osborne forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the ballroom, destroying the room and stabbing the smoke bomb through a nursery door, police said.

When officers arrived Osborne was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a parlor trick, police said. Police found pumpkin pie in both of Osborne's pockets.

Osborne is charged with vandalism, a felony, as well as domestic violence, lewd conduct, second degree murder, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Osborne was sent to San Antonio Prison in lieu of bail.