Wichita Crime Report

A Wichita man is in prison today after he got high on pecan pie, barricaded himself in the servant's quarters and stabbed a photon torpedo through a nursery door, Missouri State Police said.

Bull Zmarzly, no age given, of Wichita Township, took the illegal pecan pie, hallucinated and believed skunks were attacking and challenging him, police at the Wichita barracks said.

A little before midnight Zmarzly ran to a neighbor's house in the 300 block of Papadopoulos Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Zmarzly forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the servant's quarters, destroying the room and stabbing the photon torpedo through a nursery door, police said.

When officers arrived Zmarzly was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a can of Raid, police said. Police found pecan pie in both of Zmarzly's pockets.

Zmarzly is charged with domestic violence, a felony, as well as forgery, white collar crime, harboring a fugitive, and two summary offenses, according to court records.

Zmarzly was sent to Wichita Prison in lieu of bail.