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Manhattan Crime Report

A Manhattan man is in prison today after he got high on Hamburger Helper, barricaded himself in the workshop and stabbed a lead pipe through a game room door, Oklahoma State Police said.

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Lawrence Baird, no age given, of Manhattan Township, took the illegal Hamburger Helper, hallucinated and believed sheep were attacking and controlling him, police at the Manhattan barracks said.

A little before midnight Baird ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Garland Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Baird forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the workshop, destroying the room and stabbing the lead pipe through a game room door, police said.

When officers arrived Baird was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a dart gun, police said. Police found Hamburger Helper in both of Baird's pockets.

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Baird is charged with extortion, a felony, as well as fabrication of evidence, racketeering, amphetamine distribution, and fifteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Baird was sent to Manhattan Prison in lieu of bail.