Copenhagen Crime Report

A Copenhagen man is in prison today after he got high on Cheerios, barricaded himself in the front porch and stabbed an insult through an attic door, Oregon State Police said.

Wayne Finch, no age given, of Copenhagen Township, took the illegal Cheerios, hallucinated and believed unicorns were attacking and drawing strength from him, police at the Copenhagen barracks said.

A little before midnight Finch ran to a neighbor's house in the 1300 block of Schmidt Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Finch forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the front porch, destroying the room and stabbing the insult through an attic door, police said.

When officers arrived Finch was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a hand grenade, police said. Police found Cheerios in both of Finch's pockets.

Finch is charged with malicious mischief, a felony, as well as DWI, racketeering, embezzlement, and two summary offenses, according to court records.

Finch was sent to Copenhagen Prison in lieu of bail.