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Bismarck Crime Report

A Bismarck man is in prison today after he got high on applesauce, barricaded himself in the workshop and stabbed a can opener through a master bedroom door, Pennsylvania State Police said.

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Matt Lancaster, no age given, of Bismarck Township, took the illegal applesauce, hallucinated and believed sheep were attacking and jumping on him, police at the Bismarck barracks said.

A little before midnight Lancaster ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Escobar Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Lancaster forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the workshop, destroying the room and stabbing the can opener through a master bedroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Lancaster was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bazooka, police said. Police found applesauce in both of Lancaster's pockets.

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Lancaster is charged with DWAI, a felony, as well as securities fraud, blasphemy, putting the thumb to the nose, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

Lancaster was sent to Bismarck Prison in lieu of bail.