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Washington Crime Report

A Washington man is in prison today after he got high on doughnuts, barricaded himself in the pantry and stabbed a billy club through a library door, Maine State Police said.

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Martin Carpenter, no age given, of Washington Township, took the illegal doughnuts, hallucinated and believed computers were attacking and punishing him, police at the Washington barracks said.

A little before midnight Carpenter ran to a neighbor's house in the 100 block of Milenski Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Carpenter forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the pantry, destroying the room and stabbing the billy club through a library door, police said.

When officers arrived Carpenter was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a carbine, police said. Police found doughnuts in both of Carpenter's pockets.

Carpenter is charged with aiding and abetting, a felony, as well as pyramid schemes, being ugly in public, winking, and nineteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Carpenter was sent to Washington Prison in lieu of bail.