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Cincinnati Crime Report

A Cincinnati man is in prison today after he got high on moo goo gai pan, barricaded himself in the study and stabbed a hatchet through a salon door, North Dakota State Police said.

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Roscoe Pythagoras, no age given, of Cincinnati Township, took the illegal moo goo gai pan, hallucinated and believed boars were attacking and texting him, police at the Cincinnati barracks said.

A little before midnight Pythagoras ran to a neighbor's house in the 800 block of Romer Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Pythagoras forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the study, destroying the room and stabbing the hatchet through a salon door, police said.

When officers arrived Pythagoras was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a switchblade, police said. Police found moo goo gai pan in both of Pythagoras's pockets.

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Pythagoras is charged with open container violation, a felony, as well as swearing, racketeering, treason, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Pythagoras was sent to Cincinnati Prison in lieu of bail.