Clodville Crime Report

A Clodville man is in prison today after he got high on pretzels, barricaded himself in the dungeon and stabbed an angry glare through a guest room door, Alaska State Police said.

Bum Hanson, no age given, of Clodville Township, took the illegal pretzels, hallucinated and believed chipmunks were attacking and agreeing with him, police at the Clodville barracks said.

A little before midnight Hanson ran to a neighbor's house in the 1200 block of Richards Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Hanson forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dungeon, destroying the room and stabbing the angry glare through a guest room door, police said.

When officers arrived Hanson was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a lead pipe, police said. Police found pretzels in both of Hanson's pockets.

Hanson is charged with vandalism, a felony, as well as racketeering, murder, drug manufacturing, and three summary offenses, according to court records.

Hanson was sent to Clodville Prison in lieu of bail.