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Hialeah Crime Report

A Hialeah man is in prison today after he got high on Hamburger Helper, barricaded himself in the oubliette and stabbed a syringe through a bathroom door, Nebraska State Police said.

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Allan Papadapolous, no age given, of Hialeah Township, took the illegal Hamburger Helper, hallucinated and believed turtles were attacking and calling the cops on him, police at the Hialeah barracks said.

A little before midnight Papadapolous ran to a neighbor's house in the 900 block of Silva Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Papadapolous forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the oubliette, destroying the room and stabbing the syringe through a bathroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Papadapolous was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a torpedo, police said. Police found Hamburger Helper in both of Papadapolous's pockets.

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Papadapolous is charged with false reporting, a felony, as well as blasphemy, extortion, vandalism, and two summary offenses, according to court records.

Papadapolous was sent to Hialeah Prison in lieu of bail.