Canberra Crime Report

A Canberra man is in prison today after he got high on macaroni, barricaded himself in the garage and stabbed a butcher knife through an auditorium door, Missouri State Police said.

Jamie Schreiber, no age given, of Canberra Township, took the illegal macaroni, hallucinated and believed squirrels were attacking and neglecting him, police at the Canberra barracks said.

A little before midnight Schreiber ran to a neighbor's house in the 2400 block of Bromley Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Schreiber forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the garage, destroying the room and stabbing the butcher knife through an auditorium door, police said.

When officers arrived Schreiber was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an iPod, police said. Police found macaroni in both of Schreiber's pockets.

Schreiber is charged with sedition, a felony, as well as stalking, drug possession, fashion faux-pas, and eleven summary offenses, according to court records.

Schreiber was sent to Canberra Prison in lieu of bail.