Santa Rosa Crime Report

A Santa Rosa man is in prison today after he got high on cornbread, barricaded himself in the bathroom and stabbed a wet noodle through a doghouse door, Colorado State Police said.

Jack Daniels, no age given, of Santa Rosa Township, took the illegal cornbread, hallucinated and believed cats were attacking and disparaging him, police at the Santa Rosa barracks said.

A little before midnight Daniels ran to a neighbor's house in the 1600 block of Witherspoon Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Daniels forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the bathroom, destroying the room and stabbing the wet noodle through a doghouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Daniels was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a slingshot, police said. Police found cornbread in both of Daniels's pockets.

Daniels is charged with tax fraud, a felony, as well as conduct unbecoming, white collar crime, grave robbery, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Daniels was sent to Santa Rosa Prison in lieu of bail.