Puebla Crime Report

A Puebla man is in prison today after he got high on oyster on the half-shell, barricaded himself in the dining room and stabbed a ghetto blaster through a corridor door, North Dakota State Police said.

Josh Van Hollen, no age given, of Puebla Township, took the illegal oyster on the half-shell, hallucinated and believed doggies were attacking and laughing at him, police at the Puebla barracks said.

A little before midnight Van Hollen ran to a neighbor's house in the 1100 block of Schaffer Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Van Hollen forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dining room, destroying the room and stabbing the ghetto blaster through a corridor door, police said.

When officers arrived Van Hollen was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a hammer, police said. Police found oyster on the half-shell in both of Van Hollen's pockets.

Van Hollen is charged with blasphemy, a felony, as well as pyramid schemes, involuntary manslaughter, cursing, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Van Hollen was sent to Puebla Prison in lieu of bail.