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Seattle Crime Report

A Seattle man is in prison today after he got high on Swiss cheese, barricaded himself in the guest room and stabbed a six-pack through a kitchen door, Hawaii State Police said.

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Eric Van Veen, no age given, of Seattle Township, took the illegal Swiss cheese, hallucinated and believed iguanas were attacking and damaging him, police at the Seattle barracks said.

A little before midnight Van Veen ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Nix Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Van Veen forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the guest room, destroying the room and stabbing the six-pack through a kitchen door, police said.

When officers arrived Van Veen was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a can of Raid, police said. Police found Swiss cheese in both of Van Veen's pockets.

Van Veen is charged with forgery, a felony, as well as harassment, espionage, identity theft, and eight summary offenses, according to court records.

Van Veen was sent to Seattle Prison in lieu of bail.