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Lubbock Crime Report

A Lubbock man is in prison today after he got high on hors d'oeuvre, barricaded himself in the boiler room and stabbed a flashlight through a tool shed door, Ohio State Police said.

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Maloney Griebel, no age given, of Lubbock Township, took the illegal hors d'oeuvre, hallucinated and believed lions were attacking and thinking about him, police at the Lubbock barracks said.

A little before midnight Griebel ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Shoemaker Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Griebel forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the boiler room, destroying the room and stabbing the flashlight through a tool shed door, police said.

When officers arrived Griebel was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a shoe, police said. Police found hors d'oeuvre in both of Griebel's pockets.

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Griebel is charged with assault and battery, a felony, as well as homicide, bribery, winking, and two summary offenses, according to court records.

Griebel was sent to Lubbock Prison in lieu of bail.