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Córdoba Crime Report

A Córdoba man is in prison today after he got high on mushroom quiche, barricaded himself in the linen closet and stabbed a spit wad through a dungeon door, South Dakota State Police said.

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Irving Jensen, no age given, of Córdoba Township, took the illegal mushroom quiche, hallucinated and believed iguanas were attacking and singing to him, police at the Córdoba barracks said.

A little before midnight Jensen ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Grant Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Jensen forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the linen closet, destroying the room and stabbing the spit wad through a dungeon door, police said.

When officers arrived Jensen was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a syringe, police said. Police found mushroom quiche in both of Jensen's pockets.

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Jensen is charged with arson, a felony, as well as minor in possession, perjury, carjacking, and seven summary offenses, according to court records.

Jensen was sent to Córdoba Prison in lieu of bail.