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Washington DC Crime Report

A Washington DC man is in prison today after he got high on fish and chips, barricaded himself in the game room and stabbed an angry glare through a cage door, Missouri State Police said.

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Mikey Hobbs, no age given, of Washington DC Township, took the illegal fish and chips, hallucinated and believed robots were attacking and punishing him, police at the Washington DC barracks said.

A little before midnight Hobbs ran to a neighbor's house in the 1700 block of Saramago Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Hobbs forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the game room, destroying the room and stabbing the angry glare through a cage door, police said.

When officers arrived Hobbs was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a pop gun, police said. Police found fish and chips in both of Hobbs's pockets.

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Hobbs is charged with money laundering, a felony, as well as escape from lawful custody, resisting arrest, involuntary manslaughter, and fifteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Hobbs was sent to Washington DC Prison in lieu of bail.