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Washington DC Crime Report

A Washington DC man is in prison today after he got high on biscuits and gravy, barricaded himself in the boiler room and stabbed a shiv through a family room door, Kansas State Police said.

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Nathaniel Yoshida, no age given, of Washington DC Township, took the illegal biscuits and gravy, hallucinated and believed cocker spaniels were attacking and texting him, police at the Washington DC barracks said.

A little before midnight Yoshida ran to a neighbor's house in the 1300 block of Armstrong Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Yoshida forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the boiler room, destroying the room and stabbing the shiv through a family room door, police said.

When officers arrived Yoshida was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bayonette, police said. Police found biscuits and gravy in both of Yoshida's pockets.

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Yoshida is charged with harassment, a felony, as well as insurance fraud, hanky-panky, desertion, and ten summary offenses, according to court records.

Yoshida was sent to Washington DC Prison in lieu of bail.