Saõ Paulo Crime Report

A Saõ Paulo man is in prison today after he got high on pretzels, barricaded himself in the nursery and stabbed a hand sanitizer through a salon door, Oklahoma State Police said.

Scott Paulson, no age given, of Saõ Paulo Township, took the illegal pretzels, hallucinated and believed hornets were attacking and astonishing him, police at the Saõ Paulo barracks said.

A little before midnight Paulson ran to a neighbor's house in the 100 block of Mason Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Paulson forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the nursery, destroying the room and stabbing the hand sanitizer through a salon door, police said.

When officers arrived Paulson was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a parlor trick, police said. Police found pretzels in both of Paulson's pockets.

Paulson is charged with assault on a public servant, a felony, as well as treason, being a blithering idiot, minor in possession, and seven summary offenses, according to court records.

Paulson was sent to Saõ Paulo Prison in lieu of bail.