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Yonkers Crime Report

A Yonkers man is in prison today after he got high on moo goo gai pan, barricaded himself in the boiler room and stabbed a photon torpedo through a rec room door, Washington State Police said.

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Raymond Findley, no age given, of Yonkers Township, took the illegal moo goo gai pan, hallucinated and believed geckos were attacking and transforming him, police at the Yonkers barracks said.

A little before midnight Findley ran to a neighbor's house in the 400 block of Tutu Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Findley forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the boiler room, destroying the room and stabbing the photon torpedo through a rec room door, police said.

When officers arrived Findley was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a banjo, police said. Police found moo goo gai pan in both of Findley's pockets.

Findley is charged with cursing, a felony, as well as spitting, trespass, extortion, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Findley was sent to Yonkers Prison in lieu of bail.