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Puebla Crime Report

A Puebla man is in prison today after he got high on tuna casserole, barricaded himself in the closet and stabbed an air freshener through a basement door, Georgia State Police said.

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Dean Benton, no age given, of Puebla Township, took the illegal tuna casserole, hallucinated and believed dingoes were attacking and listening to him, police at the Puebla barracks said.

A little before midnight Benton ran to a neighbor's house in the 2000 block of Thor Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Benton forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the closet, destroying the room and stabbing the air freshener through a basement door, police said.

When officers arrived Benton was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bad breath, police said. Police found tuna casserole in both of Benton's pockets.

Benton is charged with assault and battery, a felony, as well as fashion faux-pas, burglary, abuse of authority, and seven summary offenses, according to court records.

Benton was sent to Puebla Prison in lieu of bail.