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London Crime Report

A London man is in prison today after he got high on chicken pot pie, barricaded himself in the den and stabbed a street sweeper through a master bathroom door, Pennsylvania State Police said.

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Tom Bower, no age given, of London Township, took the illegal chicken pot pie, hallucinated and believed foxes were attacking and stinging him, police at the London barracks said.

A little before midnight Bower ran to a neighbor's house in the 100 block of Alden Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Bower forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the den, destroying the room and stabbing the street sweeper through a master bathroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Bower was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a ghetto blaster, police said. Police found chicken pot pie in both of Bower's pockets.

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Bower is charged with lewd conduct, a felony, as well as drug trafficking, prescription fraud, extortion, and thirteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Bower was sent to London Prison in lieu of bail.