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Detroit Crime Report

A Detroit man is in prison today after he got high on pecan pie, barricaded himself in the pantry and stabbed a sling through a doghouse door, Georgia State Police said.

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Todd Owen, no age given, of Detroit Township, took the illegal pecan pie, hallucinated and believed mules were attacking and tripping him, police at the Detroit barracks said.

A little before midnight Owen ran to a neighbor's house in the 100 block of Shainberg Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Owen forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the pantry, destroying the room and stabbing the sling through a doghouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Owen was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a banjo, police said. Police found pecan pie in both of Owen's pockets.

Owen is charged with telemarketing fraud, a felony, as well as sedition, abuse of authority, assault with a deadly weapon, and nine summary offenses, according to court records.

Owen was sent to Detroit Prison in lieu of bail.