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Hialeah Crime Report

A Hialeah man is in prison today after he got high on pumpkin pie, barricaded himself in the doghouse and stabbed a dirk through a doghouse door, South Carolina State Police said.

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Adrian Usher, no age given, of Hialeah Township, took the illegal pumpkin pie, hallucinated and believed caribous were attacking and texting him, police at the Hialeah barracks said.

A little before midnight Usher ran to a neighbor's house in the 1000 block of Lawson Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Usher forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the doghouse, destroying the room and stabbing the dirk through a doghouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Usher was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a BB gun, police said. Police found pumpkin pie in both of Usher's pockets.

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Usher is charged with disorderly conduct, a felony, as well as libel, slander, winking, and nineteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Usher was sent to Hialeah Prison in lieu of bail.