Seattle Crime Report

A Seattle man is in prison today after he got high on cinnamon toast, barricaded himself in the living room and stabbed a lightsaber through a master bathroom door, Puerto Rico State Police said.

Spud Fosbury, no age given, of Seattle Township, took the illegal cinnamon toast, hallucinated and believed airedales were attacking and avoiding him, police at the Seattle barracks said.

A little before midnight Fosbury ran to a neighbor's house in the 1900 block of Yale Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Fosbury forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the living room, destroying the room and stabbing the lightsaber through a master bathroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Fosbury was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bucket of water, police said. Police found cinnamon toast in both of Fosbury's pockets.

Fosbury is charged with false reporting, a felony, as well as running a bingo game, blasphemy, white collar crime, and twenty summary offenses, according to court records.

Fosbury was sent to Seattle Prison in lieu of bail.