San Bernardino Crime Report

A San Bernardino man is in prison today after he got high on chicken chow mein, barricaded himself in the billiard room and stabbed a can of pepper spray through a patio door, Minnesota State Police said.

Borat Wenzel, no age given, of San Bernardino Township, took the illegal chicken chow mein, hallucinated and believed wolves were attacking and quarreling with him, police at the San Bernardino barracks said.

A little before midnight Wenzel ran to a neighbor's house in the 1000 block of Patterson Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Wenzel forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the billiard room, destroying the room and stabbing the can of pepper spray through a patio door, police said.

When officers arrived Wenzel was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a wet noodle, police said. Police found chicken chow mein in both of Wenzel's pockets.

Wenzel is charged with assault on a public servant, a felony, as well as computer crime, smoking, embezzlement, and fifteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Wenzel was sent to San Bernardino Prison in lieu of bail.