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Augusta Crime Report

An Augusta man is in prison today after he got high on pumpkin pie, barricaded himself in the pantry and stabbed a can opener through a dining room door, Ohio State Police said.

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Pete Pimsleur, no age given, of Augusta Township, took the illegal pumpkin pie, hallucinated and believed minks were attacking and tickling him, police at the Augusta barracks said.

A little before midnight Pimsleur ran to a neighbor's house in the 1600 block of Peralta Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Pimsleur forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the pantry, destroying the room and stabbing the can opener through a dining room door, police said.

When officers arrived Pimsleur was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a mosquito net, police said. Police found pumpkin pie in both of Pimsleur's pockets.

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Pimsleur is charged with white collar crime, a felony, as well as cheating, counterfeiting, DUI, and ten summary offenses, according to court records.

Pimsleur was sent to Augusta Prison in lieu of bail.