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Vienna Crime Report

A Vienna man is in prison today after he got high on cherries jubilee, barricaded himself in the cage and stabbed a lead pipe through a master bedroom door, New Mexico State Police said.

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Fritz Lawler, no age given, of Vienna Township, took the illegal cherries jubilee, hallucinated and believed foxes were attacking and questioning him, police at the Vienna barracks said.

A little before midnight Lawler ran to a neighbor's house in the 2100 block of Beversdorf Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Lawler forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the cage, destroying the room and stabbing the lead pipe through a master bedroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Lawler was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a political action committee, police said. Police found cherries jubilee in both of Lawler's pockets.

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Lawler is charged with slander, a felony, as well as evading arrest, lewd conduct, malicious mischief, and twenty summary offenses, according to court records.

Lawler was sent to Vienna Prison in lieu of bail.