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Kansas City Crime Report

A Kansas City man is in prison today after he got high on lobster, barricaded himself in the laundry room and stabbed a weed whacker through a billiard room door, Arizona State Police said.

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Bub Ali, no age given, of Kansas City Township, took the illegal lobster, hallucinated and believed panthers were attacking and satisfying him, police at the Kansas City barracks said.

A little before midnight Ali ran to a neighbor's house in the 1100 block of Eklund Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Ali forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the laundry room, destroying the room and stabbing the weed whacker through a billiard room door, police said.

When officers arrived Ali was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a spit wad, police said. Police found lobster in both of Ali's pockets.

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Ali is charged with fraud, a felony, as well as tax evasion, fashion faux-pas, abduction, and nineteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Ali was sent to Kansas City Prison in lieu of bail.