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St. Louis Crime Report

A St. Louis man is in prison today after he got high on burritos, barricaded himself in the boudoir and stabbed an air rifle through a parlor door, Iowa State Police said.

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Gunther Mouse, no age given, of St. Louis Township, took the illegal burritos, hallucinated and believed monkeys were attacking and blocking him, police at the St. Louis barracks said.

A little before midnight Mouse ran to a neighbor's house in the 100 block of Weiner Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Mouse forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the boudoir, destroying the room and stabbing the air rifle through a parlor door, police said.

When officers arrived Mouse was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a photon torpedo, police said. Police found burritos in both of Mouse's pockets.

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Mouse is charged with contempt of court, a felony, as well as slander, slander, swearing, and seven summary offenses, according to court records.

Mouse was sent to St. Louis Prison in lieu of bail.