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Brisbane Crime Report

A Brisbane man is in prison today after he got high on egg salad sandwich, barricaded himself in the pantry and stabbed a disinfectant through a corridor door, Mississippi State Police said.

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Archie Delgado, no age given, of Brisbane Township, took the illegal egg salad sandwich, hallucinated and believed shrews were attacking and overlooking him, police at the Brisbane barracks said.

A little before midnight Delgado ran to a neighbor's house in the 1600 block of Workman Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Delgado forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the pantry, destroying the room and stabbing the disinfectant through a corridor door, police said.

When officers arrived Delgado was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a quick retort, police said. Police found egg salad sandwich in both of Delgado's pockets.

Delgado is charged with fashion faux-pas, a felony, as well as computer crime, tax evasion, unlawful assembly, and seventeen summary offenses, according to court records.

Delgado was sent to Brisbane Prison in lieu of bail.