Los Angeles Crime Report

A Los Angeles man is in prison today after he got high on wienerschnitzel, barricaded himself in the solarium and stabbed an insult through a pool room door, West Virginia State Police said.

Bones Ortega, no age given, of Los Angeles Township, took the illegal wienerschnitzel, hallucinated and believed lambs were attacking and confusing him, police at the Los Angeles barracks said.

A little before midnight Ortega ran to a neighbor's house in the 2200 block of Sanders Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Ortega forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the solarium, destroying the room and stabbing the insult through a pool room door, police said.

When officers arrived Ortega was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a parlor trick, police said. Police found wienerschnitzel in both of Ortega's pockets.

Ortega is charged with money laundering, a felony, as well as homicide, fashion faux-pas, insurance fraud, and twenty summary offenses, according to court records.

Ortega was sent to Los Angeles Prison in lieu of bail.