Prague Crime Report

A Prague man is in prison today after he got high on ramen noodles, barricaded himself in the boudoir and stabbed a dagger through a living room door, Wisconsin State Police said.

Alexei Normal, no age given, of Prague Township, took the illegal ramen noodles, hallucinated and believed salamanders were attacking and ostracizing him, police at the Prague barracks said.

A little before midnight Normal ran to a neighbor's house in the 2300 block of Bing Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Normal forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the boudoir, destroying the room and stabbing the dagger through a living room door, police said.

When officers arrived Normal was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a switchblade, police said. Police found ramen noodles in both of Normal's pockets.

Normal is charged with assault and battery, a felony, as well as public intoxication, robbery, prescription fraud, and sixteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Normal was sent to Prague Prison in lieu of bail.