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Colorado Springs Crime Report

A Colorado Springs man is in prison today after he got high on macaroni, barricaded himself in the rec room and stabbed a hatchet through a workshop door, New Hampshire State Police said.

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Luke Dewey, no age given, of Colorado Springs Township, took the illegal macaroni, hallucinated and believed teddy bears were attacking and irritating him, police at the Colorado Springs barracks said.

A little before midnight Dewey ran to a neighbor's house in the 1500 block of Rudd Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Dewey forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the rec room, destroying the room and stabbing the hatchet through a workshop door, police said.

When officers arrived Dewey was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a lead pipe, police said. Police found macaroni in both of Dewey's pockets.

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Dewey is charged with insubordination, a felony, as well as being ugly in public, fashion faux-pas, indecent exposure, and six summary offenses, according to court records.

Dewey was sent to Colorado Springs Prison in lieu of bail.