Lubbock Crime Report

A Lubbock man is in prison today after he got high on omelet, barricaded himself in the pantry and stabbed a pair of brass knuckles through a master bedroom door, Kansas State Police said.

Fuzz Abrams, no age given, of Lubbock Township, took the illegal omelet, hallucinated and believed baboons were attacking and mocking him, police at the Lubbock barracks said.

A little before midnight Abrams ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Barbee Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Abrams forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the pantry, destroying the room and stabbing the pair of brass knuckles through a master bedroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Abrams was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a parlor trick, police said. Police found omelet in both of Abrams's pockets.

Abrams is charged with fashion faux-pas, a felony, as well as putting the thumb to the nose, money laundering, vandalism, and sixteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Abrams was sent to Lubbock Prison in lieu of bail.