Taipei Crime Report

A Taipei man is in prison today after he got high on chopped liver, barricaded himself in the boiler room and stabbed a rubber band through a master bedroom door, New York State Police said.

Grover Everett, no age given, of Taipei Township, took the illegal chopped liver, hallucinated and believed gophers were attacking and praising him, police at the Taipei barracks said.

A little before midnight Everett ran to a neighbor's house in the 1200 block of Vintner Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Everett forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the boiler room, destroying the room and stabbing the rubber band through a master bedroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Everett was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a dirk, police said. Police found chopped liver in both of Everett's pockets.

Everett is charged with insurance fraud, a felony, as well as being a blithering idiot, involuntary manslaughter, DWI, and nine summary offenses, according to court records.

Everett was sent to Taipei Prison in lieu of bail.