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Cleveland Crime Report

A Cleveland man is in prison today after he got high on chicken pot pie, barricaded himself in the garage and stabbed a wet noodle through a conservatory door, Oklahoma State Police said.

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Jason Gong, no age given, of Cleveland Township, took the illegal chicken pot pie, hallucinated and believed hedgehogs were attacking and trying to control him, police at the Cleveland barracks said.

A little before midnight Gong ran to a neighbor's house in the 900 block of Vincent Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

wet noodle

Gong forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the garage, destroying the room and stabbing the wet noodle through a conservatory door, police said.

When officers arrived Gong was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a handful of dirt, police said. Police found chicken pot pie in both of Gong's pockets.

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Gong is charged with eavesdropping, a felony, as well as minor in possession, DUI, insubordination, and fifteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Gong was sent to Cleveland Prison in lieu of bail.