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Fort Worth Crime Report

A Fort Worth man is in prison today after he got high on tofu, barricaded himself in the kitchen and stabbed a witty reparteé through a master bedroom door, Florida State Police said.

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Eubie Sokolov, no age given, of Fort Worth Township, took the illegal tofu, hallucinated and believed seals were attacking and giggling at him, police at the Fort Worth barracks said.

A little before midnight Sokolov ran to a neighbor's house in the 1300 block of Washington Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Sokolov forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the kitchen, destroying the room and stabbing the witty reparteé through a master bedroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Sokolov was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a roll of duct tape, police said. Police found tofu in both of Sokolov's pockets.

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Sokolov is charged with forcible entry, a felony, as well as second degree murder, abuse of authority, burglary, and nine summary offenses, according to court records.

Sokolov was sent to Fort Worth Prison in lieu of bail.