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Honolulu Crime Report

A Honolulu man is in prison today after he got high on pie a la mode, barricaded himself in the attic and stabbed a boomerang through a parlor door, Ohio State Police said.

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Alberto Rush, no age given, of Honolulu Township, took the illegal pie a la mode, hallucinated and believed moles were attacking and jumping on him, police at the Honolulu barracks said.

A little before midnight Rush ran to a neighbor's house in the 1700 block of Woodruff Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Rush forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the attic, destroying the room and stabbing the boomerang through a parlor door, police said.

When officers arrived Rush was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a hatchet, police said. Police found pie a la mode in both of Rush's pockets.

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Rush is charged with drug manufacturing, a felony, as well as money laundering, disturbing the peace, inebriation, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Rush was sent to Honolulu Prison in lieu of bail.