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London Crime Report

A London man is in prison today after he got high on mulligan stew, barricaded himself in the library and stabbed a cleaver through a master bathroom door, Iowa State Police said.

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Sig Weatherford, no age given, of London Township, took the illegal mulligan stew, hallucinated and believed flamingoes were attacking and tripping him, police at the London barracks said.

A little before midnight Weatherford ran to a neighbor's house in the 200 block of Ramos Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Weatherford forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the library, destroying the room and stabbing the cleaver through a master bathroom door, police said.

When officers arrived Weatherford was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a can of shaving cream, police said. Police found mulligan stew in both of Weatherford's pockets.

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Weatherford is charged with fashion faux-pas, a felony, as well as credit card fraud, probation violation, domestic violence, and seven summary offenses, according to court records.

Weatherford was sent to London Prison in lieu of bail.