Irvine Crime Report

An Irvine man is in prison today after he got high on ravioli, barricaded himself in the outhouse and stabbed a witty reparteé through a parlor door, Nebraska State Police said.

Jughead Woolsey, no age given, of Irvine Township, took the illegal ravioli, hallucinated and believed walruses were attacking and tickling him, police at the Irvine barracks said.

A little before midnight Woolsey ran to a neighbor's house in the 200 block of Vintner Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Woolsey forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the outhouse, destroying the room and stabbing the witty reparteé through a parlor door, police said.

When officers arrived Woolsey was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a handful of dirt, police said. Police found ravioli in both of Woolsey's pockets.

Woolsey is charged with white collar crime, a felony, as well as piracy, minor in possession, incitement, and twenty summary offenses, according to court records.

Woolsey was sent to Irvine Prison in lieu of bail.