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Phoenix Crime Report

A Phoenix man is in prison today after he got high on hot dogs, barricaded himself in the patio and stabbed a syringe through a lounge door, Virginia State Police said.

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Danny Bede, no age given, of Phoenix Township, took the illegal hot dogs, hallucinated and believed rabbits were attacking and poking him, police at the Phoenix barracks said.

A little before midnight Bede ran to a neighbor's house in the 2000 block of Giddings Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Bede forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the patio, destroying the room and stabbing the syringe through a lounge door, police said.

When officers arrived Bede was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a bottle of Tabasco Sauce, police said. Police found hot dogs in both of Bede's pockets.

bottle of Tabasco Sauce

Bede is charged with swearing, a felony, as well as running a bingo game, larceny, malicious mischief, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Bede was sent to Phoenix Prison in lieu of bail.