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Spokane Crime Report

A Spokane man is in prison today after he got high on squash blossom soup, barricaded himself in the dungeon and stabbed a branding iron through a garage door, Wisconsin State Police said.

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Thaddeus Steinbeck, no age given, of Spokane Township, took the illegal squash blossom soup, hallucinated and believed cows were attacking and whispering to him, police at the Spokane barracks said.

A little before midnight Steinbeck ran to a neighbor's house in the 200 block of Washington Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Steinbeck forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dungeon, destroying the room and stabbing the branding iron through a garage door, police said.

When officers arrived Steinbeck was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a pistol, police said. Police found squash blossom soup in both of Steinbeck's pockets.

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Steinbeck is charged with embezzlement, a felony, as well as second degree murder, minor in possession, aggravated assault, and fourteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Steinbeck was sent to Spokane Prison in lieu of bail.