Muskogee Crime Report

A Muskogee man is in prison today after he got high on borscht, barricaded himself in the oubliette and stabbed a bad breath through a cage door, Pennsylvania State Police said.

Knuckles Ali, no age given, of Muskogee Township, took the illegal borscht, hallucinated and believed ponies were attacking and spanking him, police at the Muskogee barracks said.

A little before midnight Ali ran to a neighbor's house in the 1600 block of Major Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Ali forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the oubliette, destroying the room and stabbing the bad breath through a cage door, police said.

When officers arrived Ali was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a shoulder fired rocket, police said. Police found borscht in both of Ali's pockets.

Ali is charged with shoplifting, a felony, as well as being a blithering idiot, burglary, solicitation, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Ali was sent to Muskogee Prison in lieu of bail.