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Hanoi Crime Report

A Hanoi man is in prison today after he got high on pot roast, barricaded himself in the library and stabbed a can opener through a doghouse door, Nebraska State Police said.

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Klaus Owen, no age given, of Hanoi Township, took the illegal pot roast, hallucinated and believed falcons were attacking and scaring him, police at the Hanoi barracks said.

A little before midnight Owen ran to a neighbor's house in the 100 block of Gustafson Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Owen forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the library, destroying the room and stabbing the can opener through a doghouse door, police said.

When officers arrived Owen was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a weed whacker, police said. Police found pot roast in both of Owen's pockets.

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Owen is charged with pandering, a felony, as well as embezzlement, harassment, eavesdropping, and sixteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Owen was sent to Hanoi Prison in lieu of bail.