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Buffalo Crime Report

A Buffalo man is in prison today after he got high on chicken soup, barricaded himself in the patio and stabbed a rope through a kitchen door, Minnesota State Police said.

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Rock Greenside, no age given, of Buffalo Township, took the illegal chicken soup, hallucinated and believed unicorns were attacking and thinking about him, police at the Buffalo barracks said.

A little before midnight Greenside ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Collins Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Greenside forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the patio, destroying the room and stabbing the rope through a kitchen door, police said.

When officers arrived Greenside was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a flashlight, police said. Police found chicken soup in both of Greenside's pockets.

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Greenside is charged with spitting, a felony, as well as terroristic threats, kidnapping, blasphemy, and five summary offenses, according to court records.

Greenside was sent to Buffalo Prison in lieu of bail.