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El Paso Crime Report

An El Paso man is in prison today after he got high on oyster on the half-shell, barricaded himself in the servant's quarters and stabbed a soldering iron through a closet door, Arkansas State Police said.

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Barnabas Truman, no age given, of El Paso Township, took the illegal oyster on the half-shell, hallucinated and believed grizzly bears were attacking and glaring at him, police at the El Paso barracks said.

A little before midnight Truman ran to a neighbor's house in the 1800 block of Ackerman Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Truman forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the servant's quarters, destroying the room and stabbing the soldering iron through a closet door, police said.

When officers arrived Truman was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a spear, police said. Police found oyster on the half-shell in both of Truman's pockets.

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Truman is charged with being a blithering idiot, a felony, as well as open container violation, public intoxication, smoking, and two summary offenses, according to court records.

Truman was sent to El Paso Prison in lieu of bail.