Oklahoma City Crime Report

An Oklahoma City man is in prison today after he got high on smoked salmon, barricaded himself in the patio and stabbed a paddle through a salon door, Minnesota State Police said.

Bobby Normal, no age given, of Oklahoma City Township, took the illegal smoked salmon, hallucinated and believed beavers were attacking and double-crossing him, police at the Oklahoma City barracks said.

A little before midnight Normal ran to a neighbor's house in the 2400 block of Radcliffe Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Normal forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the patio, destroying the room and stabbing the paddle through a salon door, police said.

When officers arrived Normal was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a photon torpedo, police said. Police found smoked salmon in both of Normal's pockets.

Normal is charged with espionage, a felony, as well as disorderly conduct, espionage, domestic violence, and ten summary offenses, according to court records.

Normal was sent to Oklahoma City Prison in lieu of bail.