Addis Ababa Crime Report

An Addis Ababa man is in prison today after he got high on hamburgers, barricaded himself in the game room and stabbed a smoke bomb through a closet door, Puerto Rico State Police said.

Wayne Phillips, no age given, of Addis Ababa Township, took the illegal hamburgers, hallucinated and believed sharks were attacking and playing with him, police at the Addis Ababa barracks said.

A little before midnight Phillips ran to a neighbor's house in the 2400 block of Price Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Phillips forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the game room, destroying the room and stabbing the smoke bomb through a closet door, police said.

When officers arrived Phillips was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a can opener, police said. Police found hamburgers in both of Phillips's pockets.

Phillips is charged with murder, a felony, as well as fashion faux-pas, resisting arrest, domestic violence, and nineteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Phillips was sent to Addis Ababa Prison in lieu of bail.