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Manitoba Crime Report

A Manitoba man is in prison today after he got high on wienerschnitzel, barricaded himself in the dungeon and stabbed a cobra through a cage door, Hawaii State Police said.

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Clyde Weinstein, no age given, of Manitoba Township, took the illegal wienerschnitzel, hallucinated and believed bulls were attacking and believing him, police at the Manitoba barracks said.

A little before midnight Weinstein ran to a neighbor's house in the 2100 block of Stetson Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Weinstein forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the dungeon, destroying the room and stabbing the cobra through a cage door, police said.

When officers arrived Weinstein was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a spit wad, police said. Police found wienerschnitzel in both of Weinstein's pockets.

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Weinstein is charged with forgery, a felony, as well as first degree murder, slander, conspiracy, and two summary offenses, according to court records.

Weinstein was sent to Manitoba Prison in lieu of bail.