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Lincoln Crime Report

A Lincoln man is in prison today after he got high on pizza, barricaded himself in the basement and stabbed an iPod through a boiler room door, Maine State Police said.

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Douglas Ellis, no age given, of Lincoln Township, took the illegal pizza, hallucinated and believed bunnies were attacking and pulverizing him, police at the Lincoln barracks said.

A little before midnight Ellis ran to a neighbor's house in the 2400 block of Peralta Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Ellis forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the basement, destroying the room and stabbing the iPod through a boiler room door, police said.

When officers arrived Ellis was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a harpoon, police said. Police found pizza in both of Ellis's pockets.

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Ellis is charged with prostitution, a felony, as well as counterfeiting, espionage, being a blithering idiot, and twelve summary offenses, according to court records.

Ellis was sent to Lincoln Prison in lieu of bail.