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Cleveland Crime Report

A Cleveland man is in prison today after he got high on mushroom quiche, barricaded himself in the linen closet and stabbed a sword through a kitchen door, Virginia State Police said.

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Jackson Lucas, no age given, of Cleveland Township, took the illegal mushroom quiche, hallucinated and believed gila monsters were attacking and believing him, police at the Cleveland barracks said.

A little before midnight Lucas ran to a neighbor's house in the 1500 block of Brunken Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Lucas forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the linen closet, destroying the room and stabbing the sword through a kitchen door, police said.

When officers arrived Lucas was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a butcher knife, police said. Police found mushroom quiche in both of Lucas's pockets.

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Lucas is charged with trespass, a felony, as well as cyber bullying, vagrancy, disturbing the peace, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Lucas was sent to Cleveland Prison in lieu of bail.