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Mumbai Crime Report

A Mumbai man is in prison today after he got high on country glazed ham, barricaded himself in the linen closet and stabbed a stink bomb through a basement door, Maine State Police said.

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Andrew South, no age given, of Mumbai Township, took the illegal country glazed ham, hallucinated and believed brine shrimp were attacking and charming him, police at the Mumbai barracks said.

A little before midnight South ran to a neighbor's house in the 2000 block of Van Heusen Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

stink bomb

South forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the linen closet, destroying the room and stabbing the stink bomb through a basement door, police said.

When officers arrived South was uncooperative and had to be subdued with an automatic rifle, police said. Police found country glazed ham in both of South's pockets.

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South is charged with aggravated assault, a felony, as well as homicide, being ugly in public, child abuse, and ten summary offenses, according to court records.

South was sent to Mumbai Prison in lieu of bail.