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Pueblo Crime Report

A Pueblo man is in prison today after he got high on mushroom quiche, barricaded himself in the tool shed and stabbed a dirt clod through a tool shed door, Puerto Rico State Police said.

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Buster Mondegreen, no age given, of Pueblo Township, took the illegal mushroom quiche, hallucinated and believed lobsters were attacking and considering him, police at the Pueblo barracks said.

A little before midnight Mondegreen ran to a neighbor's house in the 1000 block of Nyberg Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Mondegreen forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the tool shed, destroying the room and stabbing the dirt clod through a tool shed door, police said.

When officers arrived Mondegreen was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a baseball bat, police said. Police found mushroom quiche in both of Mondegreen's pockets.

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Mondegreen is charged with piracy, a felony, as well as flirting, involuntary manslaughter, amphetamine distribution, and eighteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Mondegreen was sent to Pueblo Prison in lieu of bail.