Lisbon Crime Report

A Lisbon man is in prison today after he got high on waffles, barricaded himself in the guest room and stabbed a hammer through a pool room door, New Hampshire State Police said.

Jughead Bonner, no age given, of Lisbon Township, took the illegal waffles, hallucinated and believed ferrets were attacking and sitting on him, police at the Lisbon barracks said.

A little before midnight Bonner ran to a neighbor's house in the 1900 block of Murdoch Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

Bonner forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the guest room, destroying the room and stabbing the hammer through a pool room door, police said.

When officers arrived Bonner was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a wooden stake, police said. Police found waffles in both of Bonner's pockets.

Bonner is charged with being a blithering idiot, a felony, as well as hate crimes, credit card fraud, piracy, and four summary offenses, according to court records.

Bonner was sent to Lisbon Prison in lieu of bail.