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Colorado Springs Crime Report

A Colorado Springs man is in prison today after he got high on mashed potatoes, barricaded himself in the conservatory and stabbed a butcher knife through a pool room door, North Dakota State Police said.

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Rip Quinn, no age given, of Colorado Springs Township, took the illegal mashed potatoes, hallucinated and believed ostriches were attacking and winking at him, police at the Colorado Springs barracks said.

A little before midnight Quinn ran to a neighbor's house in the 400 block of Briggs Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Quinn forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the conservatory, destroying the room and stabbing the butcher knife through a pool room door, police said.

When officers arrived Quinn was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a hockey puck, police said. Police found mashed potatoes in both of Quinn's pockets.

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Quinn is charged with tax evasion, a felony, as well as racketeering, pandering, wire fraud, and nineteen summary offenses, according to court records.

Quinn was sent to Colorado Springs Prison in lieu of bail.