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Green Bay Crime Report

A Green Bay man is in prison today after he got high on crumb cake, barricaded himself in the nursery and stabbed a Taser through a hall door, Rhode Island State Police said.

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Abraham Schmuckley, no age given, of Green Bay Township, took the illegal crumb cake, hallucinated and believed buffalo were attacking and belittling him, police at the Green Bay barracks said.

A little before midnight Schmuckley ran to a neighbor's house in the 1700 block of Hook Drive, claiming he was being chased, police said.

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Schmuckley forced his way into the house and barricaded himself in the nursery, destroying the room and stabbing the Taser through a hall door, police said.

When officers arrived Schmuckley was uncooperative and had to be subdued with a lariat, police said. Police found crumb cake in both of Schmuckley's pockets.

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Schmuckley is charged with mayhem, a felony, as well as computer crime, dereliction of duty, drug possession, and ten summary offenses, according to court records.

Schmuckley was sent to Green Bay Prison in lieu of bail.