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Battle Of The Bands

Tara Dalton and the Electronic hammers

The Unusual Pianos

Jambalaya

Andy Whitney and the Art deco Funny bones

The Basketballs

The Giggles

Greta Holland and the Pub

The Hips

Laci Whitefoot and the Wily Ostriches

Yahoo

The Coos

Todd Al-Ghareeb and Barbecue sauce

Prostitution

Velma Corialis and the Modern Urns

Matthew Bennett and Halley's Comet

Emmeline Weeden and the Flexible Grease guns

Pet

The Rugged Muskrats

Rodney Day and Rum

The Explaining Yawns

Goof Krystal

The barometer

Jim Oglesby and Cedar Tree

The Ordinary Chihuahua Gathering

The Temperance of Patience