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Battle Of The Bands

Zack Comstad and the Burned Umbrellas

The Stiff Boxes of candy

Dirty Rice

Bridget Walters and the Cotton Aortas

The Whoopee Cushions

The Tears

Willie Trott and the Dance

The Backs

Jeff Springer and the Presumptuous Ponies

Oof

The Giggles

James Yager and Minced onion

Disturbing the peace

Stormy Townley and the Multicolored Daisies

Chris Rush and Jupiter

Tyler Lott and the Mechanical Coconuts

Pinky

The Pigeon-toed Teddy bears

Norma Gifford and Watercress

The Spewing Frowns

Sucker Samuel

Nitroglycerin

Valerie Zedong and Tree

The Used Kitty Cabal

The Paragon of Oblivion