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Battle Of The Bands

Sylvia Turner and the Mechanical Dead Siamese cats

The Polka-dotted Stuffed owls

Hamburger Helper

Richard Novak and the Nifty Spinal cords

The Spoons

The Stiff upper lips

Edwin MacKenzie and the Discotheque

The Pieholes

Marv Hruska and the Unselfish Wolverines

Holy Cats

The Shrugs

Roy Petrov and Cream style corn

Perjury

Rocket Gray and the Greasy Spoons

Liling Stringer and Halley's Comet

Margaret Miles and the New Bouquets

Dear

The Presumptuous Giraffes

Emile Del Genio and Cream cheese

The Humming Stiff upper lips

Degenerate Dillon

Fiber optics

Bull South and Pine Cone

The Torn Rat Nation

The Waste of Chastity