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Battle Of The Bands

Armand Keefe and the Modern Barbells

The Smelly Billiard balls

Cheerios

Sophie Poole and the Striped Faces

The Charts

The Face palms

Lorna Emery and the Cathouse

The Arteries

Judy White and the Excitable Mules

I've Had It

The Flinchs

Melanie Sawyer and Turkey

DUI

Noah Franklin and the Brittle Cans Of Beer

Bev Porrello and Vitamins

Rodney Greco and the Rancid Bags of potato chips

Apple of my eye

The Talkative Grizzly bears

Martha Gordon and Chocolate chips

The Rambling Laughs

Hooligan Dani

Silly Putty

Lynette Sweeney and Mushroom

The Damaged Raven Convocation

The Inanity of Understanding