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Battle Of The Bands

Jessica Corona and the Polka-dotted Cans Of Sardines

The Queer Arrowheads

Pie A La Mode

Raymond Nilsson and the Burned Thyroid glands

The Pieces Of Chalk

The Snuffles

Vance Bogart and the Ball Game

The Eyebrows

Shirley Stoltenburg and the Fierce Horses

Loopers

The Finger Guns

Malcolm Weaver and Kidney beans

Libel

Nancy Ford and the Magnificent Pieces Of Chalk

Ian Bergstrom and The Human Genome

Cassandra Holland and the Authentic Feather dusters

Snigglefritz

The Weary Dromedaries

Rich Bradley and Egg yolks

The Guessing Furrowed brows

Dorf Andy

Blue jeans

Phineas Holiday and Tree

The Imitation Tsetse fly Congregation

The Endurance of Temperance