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Battle Of The Bands

Lorna West and the Loose Bags

The Sophisticated Peaches

Hot Dogs

Jeffrey Benishek and the Damaged Thighs

The Arrowheads

The Flutters

Ellen Oldfather and the Cabaret

The Abdomens

Cecelia Sheridan and the Bold Frogs

Holy Cats

The Grimaces

Dustin Pimsleur and Peanuts

Fraud

Fuzz Morgan and the Nice Houseplants

Brenda Mackintosh and Relativity

Melissa Tannenbaum and the Nice Thumb drives

Nipkin

The Masculine Burros

Drover James and Bacon

The Drawling Woofs

Wraith Tara

Bubble gum

Dan Moore and Acorn

The Charming Musk-ox Personnel

The Principle of Wit