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Battle Of The Bands

Georgina Sarma and the Stolen Staplers

The Crude Washrags

Chocolate-covered Ants

Natalie Corona and the Papery Spines

The Happy Meals

The Caresses

Bradley Kraft and the Drag Race

The Brains

Molly Goossens and the Bold Weasels

Gee Whillikers

The Chuckles

Ida McCarthy and Cheese

Abduction

Cindi Dodd and the Musty Boomerangs

Romeo Goldwater and The Laws Of Motion

Martha Palin and the Crusty Ingots of plutonium

Honey

The Intelligent Hippopotami

LaVerne Binkley and Ground cumin

The Raving Belly laughs

Turkey Travis

The jukebox

Kathryn Simon and Stick

The Crusty Beaver Association

The Exhaustion of Absurdity