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Battle Of The Bands

Gillian Friedman and the Luxurious Tablet Computers

The Torn Pipes

Chicken Pot Pie

Aristotle Bertrand and the Sophisticated Dignity

The Primroses

The Honks

Joanne O'Connor and the Drag Race

The Carotid arteries

Harriet Jackson and the Brassy Cobras

Durn

The Dope Slaps

Dillon Bartholomew and Ground beef

Hate crimes

Edna Novak and the Art deco Coupons

Lindsey McClain and The Electron

Iris Banks and the Bizarre Pairs of fuzzy dice

Sweetie-pie

The Gargantuan Trolls

Keith Case and Cheerios

The Rebutting Laughs

Lout Jessi

Air conditioning

Quincy Torres and Bear Track

The Imported Caribou Society

The Epitome of Chivalry