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Battle Of The Bands

Carrie Biggs and the Dusty IPods

The Damp Bilge pumps

Wienerschnitzel

Pedro Mancini and the Damaged Stomachs

The Boxes

The Belches

Dax Gunderson and the Ball Game

The Claws

Josh Vandewater and the Hysterical Pelicans

Idiot

The Stiff Upper Lips

Ling Workman and Rice noodles

Minor in possession

Solomon Murray and the Brightly-colored Chamber Pots

Elvira Zwiebel and The Strait Of Gibraltar

Joanie Barducci and the Old Teddy bears

Honey pie

The Brilliant Robots

Jeremy Yale and Walrus meat

The Indicating Pound of the chests

Stalker Todd

AstroTurf

Ricky Tang and Bit Of Litter

The Synthetic Tropical fish Group

The Rewards of Orderliness