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Battle Of The Bands

Spud Peng and the Bent Peaches

The Smooth Napkins

Hamburgers

Vance Satterlee and the Crude Femurs

The Beach Balls

The Chortles

Marv Ramos and the Quilting Bee

The Biceps

Max Borkowski and the Fierce Hedgehogs

Huzzah

The Titters

Lynn Marks and Yogurt

Embezzlement

Millie Eastwood and the Imitation Ingots Of Plutonium

Nathaniel Van Dorn and Halley's Comet

Ben Yastremski and the Big Pipes

Shmoopsie-poo

The Bilious Reindeer

Adam Barton and Frozen peas

The Announcing Wrinkled noses

Bum Marty

Fiber optics

Dirk Romer and Dead Tree

The Cotton Mule Flock

The Dawn of Orderliness