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Battle Of The Bands

Maureen Dixon and the Brightly-colored Bedpans

The New Photographs

Egg Salad Sandwich

Mickey Shaw and the Expensive Pancreases

The Rolls Of Toilet Paper

The Belly laughs

Lee Paulson and the Quilting Bee

The Thyroid glands

Brianna Nesbitt and the Megalomaniacal Leopards

Fantastic

The Puckers

Madison Popp and Lime juice

Amphetamine distribution

Dani Titus and the Rusty Coffee Pots

Ruby Marino and Vitamins

Rhoda Tweedie and the Gleaming Cans of soup

Tootsie

The Slimy Burros

Arturo Park and Peeled carrots

The Snorting Giggles

Goon Upton

The escalator

Aaron Suskind and Feather

The Striped Nightingale Band

The Lack of Humor