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Battle Of The Bands

René DeMille and the Crusty Paper Clips

The Bent Tablet computers

Oatmeal

Christine Goldwater and the Ridged Hearts

The Arrowheads

The Kisses

Abraham Dorn and the Magic Show

The Veins

Lorenzo Pavlov and the Polite Gophers

I'll Drink To That

The Caresses

Floyd Wu and Cheerios

Malicious mischief

Sheryl Sokoloff and the Prickly Padlocks

Betty Palmer and The Laws Of Motion

Lucas Agnew and the Modern Garbage cans

Mi amor

The Deadly Roosters

Joan Dupont and Wasabi powder

The Querying Death glares

Clapperdudgeon Calvin

The escalator

Jeanette Castro and Deer Track

The Gross Hyena Mob

The Obsolescence of Gratitude