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Battle Of The Bands

Jennifer Barberry and the Hefty Doilies

The Stolen Basketballs

Cinnamon Toast

Renee Sparks and the Rancid Beards

The Books

The Smirks

Grace Tuckerman and the Theater

The Adrenal glands

Hazel David and the Sloppy Polar bears

Well

The Curtsies

Merna Weiss and Ground pork

Telemarketing fraud

Desmond Suskind and the Golden Crayons

Kaitlyn Miles and The Lost Continent Of Atlantis

Susanna Jensen and the Slimy Packages

Hon

The Enthusiastic Lovebirds

Scarlett Rudd and Grated Romano cheese

The Wondering Yawns

Goof Delores

Scotch tape

Chelsea Schmoe and Stone

The Autographed Ass Band

The Evaporation of Friendship