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Battle Of The Bands

Cat Seymour and the Old Whistles

The Gross Wastebaskets

Pancakes

Jen Hanson and the Archaic Belly buttons

The Corsages

The Growls

Kim Bishop and the Rock Concert

The Hairdos

Hildegarde Bell and the Gregarious Hamsters

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The Gurgles

Bev Page and Hershey Bar

Securities fraud

Bobby Marsh and the Flexible Diamonds

Andie Wells and Uranus

Spud Briggs and the Disgusting Washrags

Honey pie

The Brazen Walruses

Krystal Van Hook and Cornmeal

The Sobing Sneers

Rascal Riley

The tape recorder

Heather Spencer and Rock

The Sophisticated Lemur Contingent

The Discovery of Knowledge