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Battle Of The Bands

Rumpelstiltskin Dodds and the Ruined Mirrors

The Frilly Backpacks

Refried Beans

Mario Shaw and the New Gall bladders

The Pieces Of Candy

The Cringes

Jane Whitney and the Casino

The Hands

Ken Shainberg and the Pesky Asses

Glaack

The Belches

Paul Comstad and Baking soda

Being ugly in public

Horace Mittal and the Musty Teapots

Melvin Rinfield and DNA

Bradley Carver and the Rare Billfolds

Pookie

The Freakish Cocker spaniels

Jesus Fagan and Raspberries

The Giggling Kisses

Pervert Mildred

The atomic bomb

Derek Clapper and Dead Fish

The Speckled Poodle Cartel

The Depletion of Sophistication