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Battle Of The Bands

Gilbert Gomez and the Bent Air Compressors

The Disgusting Rulers

Ramen Noodles

Twigs Nash and the Striking Collarbones

The Napkins

The Jeers

Pallavi Craft and the Comedy Club

The Legs

Scotty Nilsson and the Happy Norway rats

When Pigs Fly

The Tears

Manny Lundy and Apple slices

DUI

Norman Small and the Cheap Pinwheels

Lilya Buckley and The Atom

Armand Sitzman and the Grubby Napkins

Snookums

The Loving Buzzards

David MacKenzie and Canadian bacon

The Crooning Flushes

Stumblebum Roxie

Fiber optics

Thomas Nguyen and Flower

The Brightly-colored Chimpanzee Assembly

The Depletion of Grace