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Battle Of The Bands

Andrea Watkins and the Synthetic Bird Baths

The Thick Carrots

Hors D'oeuvre

Dianna Brindel and the Hefty Knuckles

The Boxes Of Candy

The Winks

Andy Quintero and the Exercise Club

The Toenails

Royce Foreman and the Frumpy Bulls

Idiot

The Sniffs

John Paul Sorovich and Lima beans

Mayhem

Heidi Nussbaum and the Crooked Corsages

Henrietta Rossi and Quarks

Sierra Melville and the Greasy Wastebaskets

Pork chop

The Direct Mares

Evelyn Eriksson and Powdered sugar

The Asking Raspberries

Hipster Antonio

Coca-Cola

Jacqueline Popp and Leaf

The Cheap Gecko Association

The Endurance of Decency