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Battle Of The Bands

Deirdre Payne and the Woven Fingernail Clippers

The Gaudy Pepper grinders

Oyster On The Half-shell

Darryl Klein and the Hand-carved Stomachs

The Hostess Ding Dongs

The Laughs

Mama McGregor and the Bluegrass Festival

The Gall bladders

Jill Dinklefloss and the Anemic Honeybees

I'll Bet

The Simpers

Loretta Greer and Ham

Abduction

Vivian Gardner and the Bulky Horseshoes

Vilmer McGee and The Lost Continent Of Atlantis

Bernadette Wyse and the Porcelain Telephone books

Honey pie

The Heavyset Weasels

Herbert Powers and Red cabbage

The Interpreting Tears

Wingnut Jody

Panty hose

Caleb Ireland and Poison Ivy Plant

The Chic Weasel Band

The Exhaustion of Peace