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Battle Of The Bands

Hephzibah Miller and the Ridiculous Flash Drives

The Delicate Lemons

Steak

Anthony Hamilton and the Smelly Eyelids

The Dollar Bills

The Pound of the chests

Vernon Buckley and the Bookstore

The Biceps

Don Fosbury and the Puzzled Beetles

Ahoy

The Guffaws

Linda Thor and Thinly sliced radishes

Bribery

Frank Marsh and the Hollow Cell Phones

Marty Kraft and The Expanding Universe

Mary Lou Zmarzly and the Crooked Barbie dolls

Snookums

The Talkative Dromedaries

Calvin Ullman and Canned milk

The Drawling Tears

Fool Paul

The pacemaker

Octavius Feeley and Tree Stump

The Crude Goldfish Congress

The Beginning of Chivalry