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Battle Of The Bands

Albert Payne and the Broken Bags

The Crooked Band-aids

Sweet Potatoes

Ethel Lowry and the carrot-orange Egos

The Spoons

The Hugs

Edwin Fosbury and the Hockey Game

The Lips

T.J. Fischer and the Fashionable Basset hounds

Kapow

The Twitches

Malcolm Ackerman and Whipping cream

Voluntary manslaughter

Danny Snively and the Fluffy Bells

Chuck Jackson and Radioactivity

Devlin Finney and the Fresh Cupcakes

Dear heart

The Rapacious Sharks

Alyssa Cruz and Green bell peppers

The Commenting Sniffles

Sucker Jake

The Internet

Trixie Charles and Pine Cone

The Hefty Butterfly Faction

The Spread of Absurdity