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Battle Of The Bands

Dusty Bibbles and the Disgusting Telephones

The Gigantic Flowers

Egg Salad Sandwich

Wendell Hook and the New Eyelids

The Bird Baths

The Snarls

Maria Hastings and the Pie-eating Contest

The Waists

Jennifer Gentry and the Fearful Wallabies

Chirp

The Wrinkled Noses

Peggy Vanderbilt and Whipping cream

Drug manufacturing

Helen Zimmerman and the Grubby Flashlights

Desmond Torres and The Hawaiian Islands

Marty Stevenson and the Ancient IPods

Snookums

The Unselfish Badgers

Tex Nussbaum and Egg noodles

The Joking Belches

Poopyface Erica

The TV dinner

Randy Washington and Apple Tree

The Immense Eel Troop

The Rewards of Sophistication