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Battle Of The Bands

Marybel Beasley and the Brightly-colored Bags

The Disgusting Billfolds

Chicken Chow Mein

Butch McDiggles and the Gross Thyroid glands

The Yardsticks

The Sneezes

Gilmo Gonzalez and the Pie-eating Contest

The Eyelids

Muerto Daniels and the Calm Dromedaries

Rats

The Fist Bumps

Salvatore Nurbabayev and Hot water

Assault and battery

Bix Ali and the Smelly Antennas

Mickey Gilson and The Expanding Universe

Charlene Kulpinski and the Synthetic Shovels

Hon

The Fiendish Anteaters

Louie Porrello and Kidney beans

The Inviting Yawns

Old buzzard Trent

Tinkertoys

Quint Blevins and Flower

The Stuffed Newt Band

The Growth of Greed