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Battle Of The Bands

Irving Sullivan and the Imported Calling Cards

The Imported Advertisements

Oyster On The Half-shell

José Borkowski and the Papery Heads

The Spiders

The Glares

Charlene Vidmar and the Rodeo

The Intestines

Beverly Rosen and the Passionate Hogs

Rooster Feathers

The Kisses

Jordan Quinn and Watercress

Prescription fraud

Luis Nurbabayev and the Expensive Buttons

Eloise Park and Jupiter

Shane Kilroy and the Expensive Telephones

Noodle

The Obedient Finches

Kelly Nix and White rice

The Reminding Raspberries

Boor Charlene

The comic book

Seth Sekora and Bit Of Moss

The Fluffy Goblin Cartel

The Appearance of Humor