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Battle Of The Bands

Winnie Yastremski and the Automatic Hammers

The Chic Packages

Cabbage Rolls

Victoria Carpenter and the Polished Larynxes

The Lollipops

The Grunts

Phyllis Simon and the Scrapbooking Party

The Palms

Melanie Wu and the Comely Snipes

Leapin' Lizards

The Gurgles

Donnie Bob Seymour and Roquefort cheese

Being a blithering idiot

Reginald Fosbender and the Crisp Paperweights

Kristi McGraw and Atomic Theory

Stacy Dayton and the Fancy Grease guns

Mon chéri

The Crafty Pigeons

Yvonne Corona and Onion powder

The Yowling Snuffles

Snake Shelly

The Etch-a-Sketch

Tanya Suzuki and Badger Hole

The Magnificent Meerkat Coterie

The Evaporation of Assertiveness