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Battle Of The Bands

Sissy Perkins and the Cheap Fossils

The Rancid Pairs of knitting needles

Cheerios

Gabe Olson and the Crude Eyeballs

The Water Bottles

The Winks

Julieann Pope and the Shopping Mall

The Buttocks

Susie Vandewater and the Somber Crabs

Pish Posh

The Roars

Vance Greer and Corn syrup

Abduction

Stuart Roberts and the Papery Garbage Cans

Lynette Kollmorgen and The Laws Of Hereditiy

Christabel Walker and the Queer Shoes

Honey

The Wicked Boa constrictors

Montague Rudd and Tarragon

The Rebutting Sighs

Bum Heather

The artificial heart

Jess Aguilar and Fallen Tree

The Fabulous Gazelle Cartel

The Conception of Gratitude