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Battle Of The Bands

Fiona Ferber and the Dry Dishes

The Cheap Pictures

Banana Split

Judith Zing and the Autographed Biceps

The Fish Bowls

The Woofs

Jason Bruno and the Drag Race

The Thumbs

Leila Finley and the Desperate Hornets

No No No

The Woofs

Constance Okara and Bacon fat

Public intoxication

Louis Townley and the Queer Hip Flasks

Shannon Darnell and Deuterium

Callie Messina and the Polka-dotted Ice cream cones

Doll

The Cheerful Chickens

Marya Sokoloff and Walrus meat

The Imitating Cackles

Egomaniac Guy

The dirigible

Brenda Emery and Bird's Nest

The Ridged Banana slug Club

The Spread of Happiness