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Battle Of The Bands

Pallavi Bluestein and the Colossal Buttons

The Frilly Bowling balls

Corn On The Cob

Teresa Slade and the Primitive Pinkies

The Paperclips

The Simpers

Josh Sokoloff and the Pub

The Belly buttons

Andrew Wozniak and the Shy Weasels

I Beg Your Pardon

The Jeers

Wes Pummelly and Capers

Unlawful assembly

Stu Bransen and the Brittle Coupons

Dax Booth and The Strait Of Gibraltar

Oona Northrum and the Huge Napkins

Sugar-bun

The Jaunty Chameleons

Angie Grigsby and Dry sherry

The Piping up Fist bumps

Blockhead Albert

The spinning wheel

Winifred Bishop and Pine Cone

The Crusty Hornet Covey

The Era of Pride