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Battle Of The Bands

Leah Prescott and the Smelly Protest Signs

The Art deco Dollar bills

Sauerkraut

Aiden Rudd and the Flaky Fingers

The Hammers

The Laughs

Roscoe Carver and the Cathouse

The Abdomens

DeWitt Bean and the Coy Partridges

Anyhow

The Flushes

Victor McGill and Applesauce

Child abandonment

Marisa Weinstein and the Plastic Lollipops

Anatoly Hamm and DNA

Joni Khanh and the Rigid Coupons

Noodle

The Depraved Yetis

Dax Knotts and Kiwis

The Realizing Pouts

Bumpkin Logan

Air conditioning

Larry Smirnov and Tree Stump

The Polished Poodle Army

The Insanity of Reason