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Battle Of The Bands

Clifton Davis and the Large Magazines

The Rare Kindles

Prime Rib

Shawna Sharpe and the Coarse Thighs

The Water Bottles

The Sighs

Russell Broghammer and the Discotheque

The Adrenal glands

Joni Mackintosh and the Obnoxious Geckos

Okay Then

The Raspberries

Klaus Kettle and Ham

Desertion

Oona O'Sullivan and the Bizarre Sea Shells

Fido Pattel and Radium

Demetrius Yastremski and the Smelly Paper airplanes

Rose petal

The Enthusiastic Partridges

Wanda Thor and Sweet potatoes

The Clarifying Raised eyebrows

Cootieface Brett

Suspenders

Konstanze Bronner and Leaf

The Magnificent Bumblebee Body

The Disappearance of Principles