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Battle Of The Bands

Eubie Pimsleur and the Gruesome Bags Of Ice

The Magnificent Houseplants

Sauerkraut

Knuckles Evans and the Smooth Eyebrows

The Helmholz Resonators

The Yawns

Bria Kinstler and the County Fair

The Intestines

Henrietta Roberts and the Gargantuan Mares

Idiot

The Frowns

Ryan Withers and Sauerkraut

Fashion faux-pas

Morris Proctor and the Rough Towels

Christian Hoffa and The Laws Of Hereditiy

John Paul Winters and the Wet Wrenches

Dearie

The High-strung Flamingoes

Everett Chavez and Fresh parsley

The Wailing Cackles

Traitor Erica

Barbed wire

Randall Dalton and Poison Ivy Plant

The Autographed Grasshopper Conspiracy

The Epitome of Probity