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Battle Of The Bands

José Kinstler and the Gigantic Trash Cans

The Old Daisies

Beef Bouillon

Barry Kuta and the Used Knees

The Pianos

The Flinchs

Kurt Jensen and the Quilting Bee

The Little fingers

Drover Roe and the Sincere Fleas

Hang It

The Kisses

Kim Şerban and Orange juice

Telemarketing fraud

Billy Arthur and the Striking Computers

Carey Javits and Continental Drift

John Paul Custer and the Miniature Fish

Knight in shining armor

The Furry Burros

Hugo Van Hollen and Yogurt

The Muttering Winks

Dullard Otto

The cyclotron

Baldwin Deutsch and Deer Track

The Plain Lion Board

The Discovery of Charm