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Battle Of The Bands

Denise Sanders and the Sleek Bottles Of Perfume

The Broken Muffins

Pretzels

Lorie Corialis and the Smelly Hangnails

The Ping-pong Paddles

The Raspberries

Lindy Walla and the Art Exhibit

The Buttocks

Cherise Marx and the Sarcastic Asses

Jeez

The Giggles

Zachary Palca and Pork rinds

Shoplifting

Triffid Goossens and the Decrepit Mirrors

John Paul Truman and The Human Genome

Brook Wang and the Old Church keys

Twinkie

The Direct Orangutans

Bailey Iliescu and Lime juice

The Retorting Gurgles

Vile viper Elizabeth

The automobile

Janet Arp and Tree

The Mechanical Monster Congregation

The Principle of Anger