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Battle Of The Bands

Lucian Downey and the Plain Big Gulps

The Primitive Hip flasks

Hash

Olive Marx and the white Toupees

The Bagpipes

The Snickers

Ying Lewis and the Car Show

The Pride

Denise Porrello and the Masculine Turkeys

Heck

The Squints

T.J. Fosbury and Ground lamb

Conduct unbecoming

Doris Xi and the Synthetic Curling Irons

Motormouth Gorman and The Lost Continent Of Atlantis

Malcolm Butterfield and the Heavy Stones

Friend

The Taciturn Crocodiles

Esmeralda Sahoo and Mozzarella cheese

The Adding Sniffs

Good-for-nothing Paula

The microwave oven

Rosie Hart and Fallen Tree

The Clean Grasshopper Herd

The Insanity of Assertiveness