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Battle Of The Bands

June Hastings and the Frilly Buckets

The Old Church keys

Hamburger Helper

John Paul Ross and the Gaudy Gall bladders

The Cell Phones

The Wrinkled noses

Conner Nolan and the Puppet Show

The Livers

Paul Bonner and the Peculiar Partridges

Yow

The Flushes

Olga Verma and Barbecue sauce

Voluntary manslaughter

Tonya Turner and the Frilly Thumb Drives

Elsa Gifford and Quarks

Tonya Dinklefloss and the Dusty Pearls

Dear

The Bouncy Yetis

Jeremy Cairns and Potatoes

The Complaining Wags of the finger

Scalawag Anton

Roller skates

Sinclair Strait and Apple Tree

The Smumpy Dormouse Partnership

The Rewards of Revulsion