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Battle Of The Bands

Matilda Pierce and the Rigid Sticks

The Fuzzy Bunsen burners

Smoked Salmon

Charlotte Workman and the Ornate Funny bones

The Staplers

The Snarls

Greta Nagy and the Ball Game

The Brains

Cameron Clemmons and the Shy Elk

Ulp

The Wrinkled Noses

Mim Kissling and Pinto beans

Credit card fraud

Norma Goldwater and the Miniature Coat Check Tickets

Brett Boyce and The Neutron

Deena Matthews and the Wet Dictionaries

Little one

The Carefree Oysters

Karla Holloman and Fresh papaya

The Explaining Twitches

Cootieface Evelyn

The spinning wheel

Joanne Houston and Acorn

The Expensive Bat Pack

The Principle of Loyalty