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Battle Of The Bands

Hendrick Cornish and the Crooked China Dolls

The Automatic Sacks

Egg Drop Soup

Louise Chang and the Weird Adam's apples

The Cowbells

The Smacks

James Papadopoulos and the Variety Show

The Spinal cords

Dillon Backus and the Fascinating Mares

Feh

The Caresses

Olivia Zaborowski and Sweet pickles

Prostitution

Karen Vigil and the Dusty Lemons

Carina Murdoch and Solar Energy

Morton Warren and the Odd Potatoes

Gumdrop

The Calm Lemurs

Hayley Zilch and Cream cheese

The Sniping Chortles

Tramp Waldo

The artificial heart

Mopsy Peterson and Spider Web

The Disgusting Sloth Personnel

The Inanity of Understanding