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Battle Of The Bands

Agnes Knight and the Thick Pictures

The Leather Protest signs

Macaroni

Lynn Doe and the Burned Stomachs

The Flyswatters

The Crows

Stella Kramer and the Quilting Bee

The Eyelids

Octavio Bertrand and the Coy Trolls

Gawwwleeee

The Beams

Reba Espinoza and Mushrooms

Blasphemy

Mao Simpson and the Queer Radios

Rosie Evans and Combustion

Marya Burke and the Speckled Clams

Sweetie

The Athletic Hamsters

Garth Bratt and Oregano

The Announcing Flinchs

Goof Nelly

The Etch-a-Sketch

Mario Usher and Wolf Track

The Decrepit Beetle Conspiracy

The Inanity of Mediocrity