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Battle Of The Bands

Francie McCord and the Crooked Pillows

The Funny Cream puffs

Popcorn

Aaron Chavez and the Expensive Buttocks

The Rubber Chickens

The Beams

Penny Bruce and the Hockey Game

The Spines

Jesus Kulpinski and the Tall Squirrels

Hey

The Smirks

Kenny Stevens and Cornstarch

Perjury

Tracy Rudnick and the Bizarre Boomerangs

Draco Armstrong and Solar Energy

Deb Bobbit and the Electronic Church keys

Friend

The Contented Basset hounds

Elmer Steinbeck and Fava beans

The Asserting Evil eyes

Dork Marilyn

Panty hose

Newt MacIntire and Stone

The Mysterious Pig Family

The Age of Honor