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Battle Of The Bands

Kathryn Carpenter and the Weird Tablet Computers

The Abnormal Fishhooks

Lobster

Patrick Zhang and the Flexible Hands

The Cans Of Beer

The Bows

Helga Tiller and the Scrapbooking Party

The Abdomens

Mildred Nix and the Mournful Orangutans

Jeepers Creepers

The Backward Glances

Melissa Kemp and Sesame seeds

Harboring a fugitive

Franklin Gonzalez and the Damaged Watering Cans

Clive Thor and Magnetism

Gilda Craven and the Polka-dotted Spittoons

Honey

The Pert Kitties

Phil Potatohead and Grated Romano cheese

The Jeering Clenched fists

Curmudgeon Iris

The electric light bulb

Edwin John and Stick

The Petite Gerbil Coterie

The Spread of Anger