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Battle Of The Bands

Starla Everett and the Plain Oriental Vases

The Aromatic Pairs of headphones

Scrambled Eggs

Randy Walters and the Crooked Pride

The Staplers

The Tears

Mickey Corialis and the Dance

The Appendixes

Erica Jensen and the Noble Polar bears

Humph

The Grunts

Elizabeth Schwarz and Sour cream

Involuntary manslaughter

Bettie Lou Myers and the Fresh Notepads

Hilda Wibbles and The Strait Of Gibraltar

Phyllis Myers and the Dirty Brooms

Little one

The Slimy Chameleons

Russ Nurbabayev and Ground lamb

The Mentioning Hiccups

Dirty rat White Cloud

Air conditioning

Jürgen Dinklefloss and Mulberry Tree

The Autographed Rattlesnake Clan

The Disappearance of Friendship