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Battle Of The Bands

Douglas Emerson and the Ordinary Balloons

The Waxy Saddles

Egg Salad Sandwich

Cindi Nurbabayev and the Porcelain Hair

The fedoras

The Sighs

Zed McDiggles and the Amusement Park

The Veins

Julia Sitzman and the Dismal Hamsters

Mommy

The Snorts

Lily Roberts and Kiwis

Involuntary manslaughter

Delores Workman and the New Grease Guns

Deirdre Sokoloff and Oxygen

Ahmed Ramirez and the Wet Rubber stamps

Toodleums

The Maniacal Cobras

Gabriela Quick and Parmesan cheese

The Hinting Caresses

Pervert Twigs

Saccharin

Marcy Abrams and Pine Cone

The Woven Cobra Federation

The Origin of Gallantry