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Battle Of The Bands

Vanessa Backus and the Curved Beach Balls

The Stiff Bird baths

Dry Toast

Hazel Tubman and the Thick Pride

The Tennis Rackets

The Dope slaps

Dick Greco and the Jazz Club

The Spines

Bev Sarma and the Bilious Lambs

Why

The Pound Of The Chests

Joanne Campbell and Kale

Larceny

Marv Baca and the Miniature Diamonds

Seema Robinson and Jupiter

Amber Merton and the Striped Pepper grinders

Buttercup

The Crafty Oxen

Wendy Steinbeck and Pitted black olives

The Intimating Coos

Fuddy-duddy Ole

Insulin

Mary Cramer and Tree Stump

The Gaudy Garter snake Pack

The Fall of Respectfulness