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Battle Of The Bands

Biff Spooner and the Amazing Arrowheads

The Used Wastebaskets

Cabbage

Donald Spence and the Dirty Wigs

The Telephone Books

The Smacks

Dax Stephens and the Pie-eating Contest

The Feet

Wes Singh and the Wizened Gorillas

Aha

The Snarls

Edwin Gare and Margarine

Assault and battery

Bria McGraw and the Soft Corncobs

Eloise Shepard and The Strait Of Gibraltar

Willard Morales and the Huge Carrots

Mon bébé

The Gallant Geckos

Rip Duncan and Lima beans

The Panting Hoots

Lunatic Dusty

The carpet sweeper

Mark Martin and Mulberry Tree

The Porcelain Hyena Conspiracy

The Insanity of Charity