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Battle Of The Bands

Macon Yamamoto and the Crusty Cans Of Sardines

The Large Coloring books

Macaroni

Isaac Porrello and the Frilly Hands

The Van Goghs

The Power fists

Bobbie Normal and the Jazz Club

The Kneecaps

Ian Valentine and the Affable Yaks

Oh My

The Curtsies

Thomas Peña and Beef sirloin tips

Evidence tampering

Michelle Zilch and the Polished Pop Bottles

Peggy McDermott and The Fountain Of Youth

Ichabod Mohammadian and the Unusual Barbells

Sweet

The Sexy Robots

Trent Foster and Sage

The Remarking Blushes

Slug Susanne

The cash register

Robert Dodds and Rock

The Hideous Chicken Cartel

The Exhaustion of Charm