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Battle Of The Bands

Clifford Mouse and the Hand-made Baseballs

The Ruined Paper bags

Dry Toast

Stu Hook and the Papery Eyebrows

The Cupcakes

The Simpers

Gilmo Clemmons and the Reggae Festival

The Eyelashes

Laurie Watts and the Excitable Pumas

Gosh Almighty

The Growls

Shirley Peterson and Shrimp

Money laundering

Devin Kulpinski and the Polished Carrots

Ava Biggs and Cannibals

Julian Lions and the Burned Pairs of binoculars

Princess

The Haughty Eels

Solomon Webb and Cottage cheese

The Squawking Evil eyes

Laggard Mao

The Big Bang theory

Charlie Sledge and Stone

The Narrow Dromedary Association

The Origin of Culture