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Battle Of The Bands

Richard Jensen and the Expensive Abacuses

The Crusty Happy Meals

Cornbread

Tara Rush and the Broken Thighs

The Blankets

The Air kisses

Jennessa Dixon and the Gay Bar

The Appendixes

Midge Brooke and the Careful Horses

My Gosh

The Flushes

Kelly Hanks and Ham

Drug trafficking

Marion Bean and the Damp Bananas

Conrad Cheng and X-rays

Dale Crowe and the Rancid Ropes

Honey-pie

The Perky Donkeys

Kimberly Ortiz and Calamari

The Roaring Sneezes

Hellhound Meghan

The refrigerator

Fiona Khatchaturian and Feather

The Mechanical Pelican Cartel

The Spread of Gratitude