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Battle Of The Bands

Wilbur Cruz and the Queer Cans Of Beer

The Handy Fishhooks

Fondue

Motormouth Blevins and the Grubby Ribs

The Coins

The Raised eyebrows

Arnie Holland and the Bridge Club

The Big toes

Evelyn Papadapolous and the Dapper Dalmatians

No No No

The Raised Eyebrows

Gerald Van Hook and Habañero peppers

Forgery

René Sweeney and the Gleaming Cans Of Sardines

Yolanda Kafka and A Rare Kind Of Mushroom

Desmond Piper and the Old Pieces of chalk

Poopsie

The Pigeon-toed Dragons

Ada Belle Usher and Fresh peaches

The Shouting Sneers

Demon Robert

The coat hanger

Katie Sorovich and Fallen Tree

The Loose Elk Band

The Dissolution of Affection