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Battle Of The Bands

Coleen Garvey and the Greasy Pairs Of Knitting Needles

The Disgusting Flash drives

Clam Chowder

Freddie Ackerman and the Gleaming Carotid arteries

The Garbage Cans

The Grimaces

Paco Beagle and the Shopping Mall

The Ribs

Anatoly Brazil and the Earnest Lemurs

Bless My Britches

The Hoots

Drew Javits and Pimientos

Abuse of authority

Herbert Friezbergen and the Cheap Pom-poms

Jimmie Lee Sales and Electricity

Frances Zedong and the Wet Magnets

Bumbles

The Deadly Grizzly bears

Warren Pope and White wine

The Squeaking Chortles

Blatherskite Saul

The lawn mower

Quincy Rudd and Deer Track

The Stuffed Fox Body

The Disappearance of Enchantment