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Battle Of The Bands

Lorrie Bear and the Cardboard Microscopes

The Luxurious Saws

Pizza

June Workman and the Excellent Jaws

The Church Keys

The Chortles

Justin McKenzie and the Bridge Club

The Pancreases

Joe Cradduck and the Hungry Norway rats

Meh

The Honks

Coleen Brady and Lima beans

Blasphemy

Esmeralda Bransen and the Nifty Flash Drives

Arturo Domínguez and The Hawaiian Islands

Savannah Nesbitt and the Smooth Vases

Babe

The Hirsute Moles

Latrina Dewey and Brussels sprouts

The Inviting Chortles

Dope fiend Bix

Silly Putty

Antonia McCarthy and Bit Of Moss

The Crisp Dolphin Mob

The Survival of Anger