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Battle Of The Bands

Darryl Wozniak and the Gigantic Accordions

The Brittle syringes

Steak

Tammy Barrett and the Bent Earlobes

The Hot Potatoes

The Pound of the chests

Brooke Noonan and the Comedy Club

The Pieholes

Allan Boyd and the Blubbery Iguanas

It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To

The Sneezes

Velma Franz and Limburger cheese

Dereliction of duty

Gladys Vigil and the Modern Packs Of Gum

Baldwin Schmidt and Plutonium

Mark Duncan and the Coarse Screwdrivers

Babe

The Calm Kangaroos

Pam Burns and Rice noodles

The Affirming Grins

Ninnyhammer Crystal

The machine gun

Motormouth Fosbury and Weed

The Imported Goblin Tribe

The Obsolescence of Learning