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Battle Of The Bands

Cody Ridley and the Ancient Saws

The Prickly visors

Ravioli

Dusty Pope and the Grubby Feet

The Hammers

The Chortles

Deena Maxwell and the Ball Game

The Abdomens

Donald Dipko and the Wizened Elk

Crap

The Raised Eyebrows

Maggie Şerban and Kiwis, peeled and sliced

Drug trafficking

Dean Gunderson and the Synthetic Avocados

Edward Cramer and Mammoth Cave

Joe Lowry and the Synthetic Boxes of Kleenex

Snookums

The Anemic Kangaroos

Ronnie Bing and Water

The Warbling Snorts

Good-for-nothing Liling

Blue jeans

Caleb Ansler and Piece Of Bark

The Flaky Teddy bear Platoon

The Age of Decadence