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Battle Of The Bands

Scarlett Mackintosh and the Brittle Pairs Of Headphones

The Gigantic Notepads

Lobster

Manny Gilson and the Broken Necks

The Lego Sets

The Bows

Hallie Stetson and the Dog Pound

The Noses

Joel Jiménez and the Sexy Salamanders

Holy Minerva

The Gasps

Renee Goldfarb and Cornstarch

Solicitation

Nathaniel Hook and the Old Hair Dryers

Robin Tannenbaum and Continental Drift

Godiva Borovich and the Broken Stuffed bunnies

Sweetie

The Exuberant Hedgehogs

Emile Weiss and Yeast

The Muttering Kisses

Degenerate Lindy

Nitroglycerin

Angelo Martin and Wildflower

The Ornate Seal Congress

The Epitome of Mirth