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Battle Of The Bands

Judith Gilson and the Abnormal Footballs

The Original Pigeons

Swiss Cheese

Christian Wenzel and the Rusty Adrenal glands

The Brochures

The Puckers

Walter Fox and the Orchestra Concert

The Legs

Steven Barrett and the Selfish Monkeys

Alas

The Squints

Elinor Samaniego and Chopped liver

Pandering

Henry Glidden and the Funny Pairs Of Knitting Needles

Morris Satterlee and Native Tribes

Godiva Barker and the Fabulous Feather dusters

Sweet

The Furry Panthers

Geraldo Tweedie and Egg yolks

The Weeping Titters

Slug Morton

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Dustin Tubman and Weed

The Coarse Tiger Coalition

The Rewards of Calamity