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Battle Of The Bands

Erwin Escobar and the Big Pairs Of Binoculars

The Automatic Jars of olives

Hors D'oeuvre

Anita Webb and the Cheap Buttocks

The Pairs Of Fuzzy Dice

The Bounds

Octavio Woods and the Séance

The Fingernails

Gina Riggs and the Cautious Birds

Tubular

The Chuckles

Pamela Berry and Pinto beans

Open container violation

Kris Bundy and the Greasy Avocados

Malcolm Pope and Bacteria

Andrew Martin and the Sleek Remote controls

Mi amor

The Distressed Falcons

Bretta Rossi and Celery seed

The Pronouncing Winces

Scullery maid Ichabod

The coat hanger

Clara Black and Maple Tree

The Porcelain Rattlesnake Personnel

The Disappearance of Reason