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Battle Of The Bands

Edwin Munich and the Queer Boxes Of Kleenex

The Worn Guns

Lasagna

Charles Piper and the Jagged Ears

The Whistles

The Roars

Elsa Chopra and the Shopping Mall

The Thumbs

Jennessa Ming and the Rapacious Minks

Bowwow

The Guffaws

Newton Rebensdorf and Active dry yeast

Vandalism

Hephzibah Schibbel and the Curved Magazines

Brook Weaver and Native Tribes

Tyler Bushnell and the Gleaming Magnets

Stinkums

The Quiet Shrews

Bill Ali and Parsley

The Interrupting Pouts

Dingleberry Avery

The World Wide Web

Jimmie Lee Seymour and Spring

The Hand-carved Flea Conspiracy

The Depletion of Sincerity