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Battle Of The Bands

Lucian Murphy and the Flexible Bicycles

The Loose Ingots of plutonium

Duck A L'orange

DeWitt Crabtree and the Musty Chins

The Rolls Of Duct Tape

The Winks

Audrey Grady and the Archery Club

The Intestines

Lorena Arp and the Presumptuous Dobermans

Sweet

The Death Glares

Dave Bowers and Sweet pickle relish

Fashion faux-pas

Sheila Potts and the Dirty Bilge Pumps

Shawn Dillman and A Rare Kind Of Mushroom

Norm O'Brien and the Unusual Clocks

Shabookadook

The Calm Warthogs

Jim Crawford and Chopped broccoli

The Exclaiming Simpers

Laggard Olivia

Barbed wire

Bradley Cochran and Piece Of Bark

The Odd Chameleon Convocation

The Era of Despair