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Battle Of The Bands

Lynette Orwell and the Big Hacksaws

The Woven Fish

Egg Rolls

Cheng Jankowski and the Smooth Antennae

The Purses

The Dope slaps

Julieann Gordon and the Gay Bar

The Thoraxes

Lily Munich and the Mournful Dinosaurs

Alas

The Belly Laughs

Steven Stephens and Pistachios

Abuse of authority

Raúl Caldwell and the Tiny Notepads

Roxie Selby and Uranus

Wilma Allen and the Bizarre Dog biscuits

Stinkums

The Pensive Pigs

Chuck Thurman and Milk

The Screaming Evil eyes

Boor Jen

The motorcycle

Cameron Mondegreen and Raspberry Bush

The Gleaming Gorilla Clan

The Creation of Friendliness