Rewrite this story

Battle Of The Bands

Deborah Nakamura and the Sleek Crayons

The Big Soccer balls

Ravioli

Twigs Whitlock and the Puzzling Carotid arteries

The Cookies

The Finger guns

Rover Page and the Quilting Bee

The Eyelashes

Kimberly Slade and the Spunky Ladybugs

Inconceivable

The Smacks

Beelzebub Cantrell and Trout

False reporting

Yolanda Benishek and the Ridged Tote Bags

Mary Halperin and Quasars

Judith Haddad and the Jagged Vacuum cleaners

Twinkles

The Depraved Deer

Alan Hall and Extra virgin olive oil

The Clarifying Laughs

Dopefiend Nathan

The locomotive

Peter Haddad and Flower

The Soft Hamster Convocation

The Fall of Generosity