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Battle Of The Bands

Grace Charles and the Rare Bugles

The Dusty Cigars

Falafel

Tommy Eisley and the Important Pituitary glands

The Egyptian Mummies

The Smirks

Jeanne Santos and the Cabaret

The Lungs

Linda Woods and the Beautiful Fish

Get Outta Here

The Gurgles

Mabel Peralta and Heavy cream

Securities fraud

Tamara Bernstein and the Stolen Pigeons

Roscoe Thor and Deuterium

Evette Miles and the Electric Billfolds

Bugsy

The Humble Chickens

Grover Henderson and Cucumber

The Sneering Snuffles

Bugbrain Tamara

The telephone

Mookie Feldman and Spider Web

The Greasy Nightingale Machine

The Principle of Illumination