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Battle Of The Bands

Kayla Brindel and the Porcelain Rulers

The Nice Napkins

Smoked Salmon

Del Barry and the Dirty Legs

The Clams

The Finger guns

Keith Grundy and the Car Show

The Shins

Vernon Finegan and the Dapper Walruses

Touché

The Crows

Eubie Allison and Chili powder

Running a bingo game

Kami Milenski and the Smooth Tubes Of Toothpaste

Fritz Osborne and The Rotation Of The Earth

Lorena Woolsey and the Imported Skulls

Angel

The Enraged Beavers

Otto Eichmann and Honey

The Belching Pouts

Sloth Spud

The crossbow

Travis Clemmons and Tree Branch

The Queer Yeti Group

The Birth of Sincerity