Rewrite this story

Battle Of The Bands

Polly Alexander and the Rough Sticks Of Gum

The Hideous Magnets

Lime Sherbet

Perry Hoffmann and the Funny Collarbones

The Calculators

The Sneezes

Rodney Durand and the Gay Bar

The Spinal cords

Nadine Marsh and the Big Quails

So Sure

The Raspberries

Riley Houston and Orange peel

Grave robbery

Shelly Garvey and the Ancient Cans Of Sardines

Audrey Slater and Mammoth Cave

Kirsten Collins and the Ragged Coupons

Toots

The Powerful Parakeets

Smiley Carroll and Minced onion

The Offering Caresses

Savage Desmond

The World Wide Web

Max McGrath and Badger Hole

The Aromatic Hamster Army

The Speed of Chastity