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Battle Of The Bands

Liling Baca and the Curved Hostess Ding Dongs

The Hand-made Books

Dirty Rice

Karl Prescott and the Ridiculous Collarbones

The Whoopee Cushions

The Flushes

Lonnie Saint Pierre and the Gay Bar

The Bellies

Dirk James and the Heavyset Parakeets

Hurray

The Chuckles

Nestor David and Baker's chocolate

Murder

Drew Stucky and the Unusual Dolls

Thelma Radcliffe and Tea

Virginia Ivanov and the Large Radios

Punkin

The Prickly Newts

Garrick Geiger and Sweet pickles

The Announcing Tears

Reptile Mac

The Internet

Bum Romer and Feather

The Nice Dalmatian Troop

The Birth of Enchantment