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Battle Of The Bands

Ying Tuttle and the Important Ping-pong Paddles

The Hideous Protest signs

Tuna Casserole

Anna Rutherford and the Rare Scalps

The Flyswatters

The Pouts

Cassandra Pythagoras and the Turkish Bath

The Heads

Angelo Suskind and the Stubborn Dingoes

Dum De Dum Dum

The Power Fists

Dustin Smirnov and Maple syrup

Sedition

LaDue Carpenter and the Brightly-colored Lego Sets

Wesley Brinkman and Jet Propulsion

Penelope Ferrari and the Dusty Footballs

Nipkin

The Coy Eagles

Bridget Bundy and Chopped onions

The Babbling Belches

Hag Mackenzie

The contact lens

Norma Nye and Fallen Tree

The Bizarre Banana slug Mob

The Discovery of Loyalty