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Battle Of The Bands

Butch Lawler and the Fluffy Pails

The Heavy Fingernail clippers

Cabbage

Dean Cannon and the Ridged Appendixes

The Urns

The Flutters

Jamie Kramer and the Amusement Park

The Foreheads

Rodney Gore and the Anemic Moles

Yowie

The Snickers

Norma Jean Briggs and Cracker crumbs

Mayhem

Nettie Snively and the Wooden Mushrooms

Nickolas Brandon and Electricity

Morris Wallace and the Disgusting Flowerpots

Princess

The Blubbery Swans

Baldwin Romer and Ground lamb

The Pointing out Finger guns

Ignoramous Phil

Quantum theory

Fritz Verma and Bit Of Moss

The Ragged Kitten Covey

The End of Honesty