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Battle Of The Bands

Marty Kilroy and the Clean compasses

The Gigantic Pairs of fuzzy dice

Country Glazed Ham

Ruth Samaniego and the Art deco Noses

The Spools Of Thread

The Furrowed brows

Mookie Holland and the Art Exhibit

The Wigs

Pam Slater and the Pert Mosquitoes

By All The Saints At The Backside Door Of Purgatory

The Flutters

Lizzie Bailey and Bread crumbs

Disturbing the peace

Wilson Briggs and the Huge Sponges

Abe Saramago and The Neutron

Timothy Sharpe and the Gruesome Crystal balls

Babe

The Furry Lobsters

Kjersten Galloza and Beef broth

The Weeping Shouts

Reptile Abel

Crayons

Peg Schmoe and Fish

The Modern Monster Organization

The Obsolescence of Mirth