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Battle Of The Bands

Scarlett Austin and the Ruined Telephone Books

The mauve roll of duct tapes

Oyster On The Half-shell

Mopsy Bishop and the Stuffed Adrenal glands

The Rags

The Evil eyes

Travis Rebensdorf and the Magic Show

The Knees

Alicia MacDonald and the Weird Muskrats

Help

The Sniffs

Katy Hampton and Wasabi powder

Abuse of authority

Kent Wooten and the Woven Calculators

Shepard Winters and Deuterium

Dusty Peralta and the Luxurious Brochures

Baby

The Corpulent Musk-oxen

Mary Bender and Cream of tomato soup

The Snorting Bows

Rascal Xavier

Cement

Meghan Jacobs and Mulberry Tree

The Nifty Raccoon Convocation

The Origin of Benevolence