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Battle Of The Bands

Deb Oswald and the Porcelain Footballs

The Miniature Contracts

Pecan Pie

Lizzie Kling and the Huge Chests

The Toothbrushes

The Crows

Cindy Tweedie and the Wax Museum

The Ankles

Lester Burner and the Direct Dogs

Fudge

The Raspberries

Chum Weber and Ramen noodles

Amphetamine distribution

Stan Hale and the Worn Billiard Balls

Jesse Benishek and Uranus

Babs Morrison and the Synthetic Crayons

Honey-babe

The Witty Crabs

Bonita Ullman and Mincemeat

The Voicing Caresses

Egomaniac Rose

The automobile

Clio Riggs and Tree

The Flexible Camel Body

The Disappearance of Chaos