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Battle Of The Bands

Devlin Bede and the Odd Flash Drives

The Authentic Ingots of plutonium

Duck A L'orange

T.J. Richter and the Ridiculous Necks

The Microscopes

The Jeers

Shelly Carver and the Cabaret

The Livers

Horace McGraw and the Relaxed Alligators

Leapin' Lizards

The Frowns

Queenie Iliescu and Onion powder

False reporting

Paul Vanderbilt and the Sophisticated Bugles

Jeanne Snitley and Mammoth Cave

Dillon Tsutsui and the Burned Cotton balls

Dearie

The Shy Lice

Peter Collier and Canned milk

The Blathering Guffaws

Sap Beulah

The bar code

Freddie Nakamura and Tree Branch

The Crisp Fox Assemblage

The Fall of Grace