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Battle Of The Bands

Jackie Smirnov and the Dirty Artificial Flowers

The Crisp Rolls of toilet paper

Pecan Pie

Shirley Petrov and the Torn Little toes

The Corks

The Curtsies

Gus Garston and the Ballet

The Femurs

Marcy Hartford and the Hungry Jackals

Hold That Thought

The Snickers

Winnie Arnold and Rosemary

Perjury

Max Dion and the Worn Paper Airplanes

Betty Hill and Plutonium

Dinah Vidmar and the Charming Comic books

Bud

The Adorable Finches

Renee Gordon and Wasabi powder

The Bragging Pouts

Chowderhead Donnie Bob

The zipper

Emmeline Warren and Maple Tree

The Spongy Chihuahua Gathering

The Character of Fortitude