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Battle Of The Bands

Bruce Vanderbilt and the Stiff Snails

The Synthetic Bibles

Sauerkraut

Triffid Tannenbaum and the Leather Toenails

The Rubber Chickens

The Snarls

Rosie Prang and the Public Park

The Veins

Angelo Wright and the Cute Boa constrictors

Silence

The Stiff Upper Lips

Roman Barcelo and Vegetable broth

Harassment

Tammy Dietrich and the Hefty Boxes Of Kleenex

Chelsea Houston and Jupiter

Phillip Crawford and the Fuzzy Cookbooks

Light of my life

The Megalomaniacal Eels

Mabel Bower and Tapioca

The Bringing up Growls

Witch Mirabel

The barometer

Tori Thompson and Cactus

The Burned Elk Troupe

The Speed of Absurdity