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Battle Of The Bands

So-Yeng Moretti and the Overgrown Garbage Cans

The Immense Crates

Borscht

Mary Lou Alexander and the Shiny Palms

The Bowling Balls

The Hiccups

Magnolia Robinson and the Turkish Bath

The Elbows

Iggy Kissling and the Zany Unicorns

It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To

The Backward Glances

Raymond Walker and Cucumber

Kidnapping

Bum Xing and the Wooden Fishing Rods

Donald Brandon and Conditioned Reflex

Hannah Eppley and the Striking Stuffed kittens

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The Smart Bears

Kirsten McGill and Clam juice

The Revealing Furrowed brows

Bugbrain Diane

The sewing machine

Norma Jean Marshall and Fern

The Stiff Basset hound Party

The Obsolescence of Sophistication