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Battle Of The Bands

Roxie McGraw and the Smooth Basketballs

The Queer Corks

Blueberry Pie

Jodene De Leon and the Charming Bellies

The Ping-pong Paddles

The Flinchs

Papa Falcon and the Art Museum

The Eyes

Roger Walla and the Merry Pumas

Nope

The Backward Glances

Drew Allison and Diced pineapple

Being a blithering idiot

Sheryl Papadapolous and the Used Coffee Pots

Wallace Hopper and Cannibals

Connie Fulton and the Flaky Key rings

Mon bébé

The Contented Frogs

Nan Sarma and Maple syrup

The Stuttering Raised eyebrows

Traitor T.J.

The bar code

Ruth Chesney and Leaf

The Dry Pig Cartel

The Inanity of Nothingness