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Battle Of The Bands

Ray Walton and the Leather Bottles Of Perfume

The Overgrown Coffee pots

Sauerkraut

Gerald Normal and the Fuzzy Spines

The Cell Phones

The Sighs

Bobbie Beversdorf and the Movie Theater

The Spines

Rocket Osborne and the Megalomaniacal Anteaters

Boo

The Sniggers

Fritz Yale and Canned beans

Conspiracy

Clem Newman and the Puzzling Flags

Nelly Kraft and The Human Genome

Andy Looper and the Golden Comic books

Heartthrob

The Drowsy Ducks

Kent Tang and Chopped green pepper

The Disputing Smirks

Flouting milksop Kaylee

The spork

Fuzz Palomino and Tree Branch

The Worn Ape Cartel

The decade of Knowledge