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Battle Of The Bands

Xavier Frank and the Shiny Flashlights

The Smumpy Hot potatoes

Ceviche

Ira Carson and the Prickly Foreheads

The bedsheets

The Raised eyebrows

Noel Nilsson and the Variety Show

The Wrists

Muerto Sparks and the Dismal Asses

My Land

The Caresses

Larry Brazil and Turmeric

Lewd conduct

Carmen Marks and the Modern Billfolds

Elliott Lawson and Tea

Dakota Barry and the Hefty Photographs

Old friend

The Disgusting Falcons

Jackson Stringer and Lemon zest

The Hinting Blushes

Egomaniac Doug

The trampoline

Devlin Silva and Stick

The Automatic Jellyfish Board

The Death of Calamity