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Battle Of The Bands

Hayley Yamaguchi and the Broken Dead pandas

The Modern Crutches

Fried Chicken

Alan Cotton and the Well worn Thyroid glands

The Vases

The Smiles

Edwin Young and the Séance

The Eyeballs

Helen Reyes and the Hungry Lobsters

Freaky

The Stiff Upper Lips

Amber Fritz and Crabmeat

Unlawful assembly

Scotty Feeley and the Original Teapots

Kirby Van Bloom and The Human Genome

Evette Running Bird and the Crusty Baseball bats

Teddy bear

The Dumb Weasels

Vance Bentzinger and Lime Jell-O

The Cajoling Gurgles

Dork Zachary

The paper clip

Plato Petrov and Twig

The Torn Gila monster Coalition

The Failure of Humility