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Battle Of The Bands

Antonia Sledge and the Brightly-colored Clams

The Brightly-colored Tops

Fondue

Callie Gray and the Dusty Thighs

The Bells

The Gurgles

Stan Roeber and the Cathouse

The Beards

Rumpelstiltskin Sattler and the Petulant Finches

Is That A Fact

The Chortles

Valerie Cheetham and Almond paste

Being a blithering idiot

Kurt Piper and the Coarse Hats

Lawrence Wales and Geometry

Mabel Flake and the Spongy Bowling balls

Sugar

The Polite Fawns

Elena Fish and Trout

The Blathering Glares

costume designer Clifton

The seismograph

Libby Dewey and Tree Stump

The Abnormal Crocodile Fleet

The Depletion of Probity