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Battle Of The Bands

Natalie Durand and the Modern Paper Towels

The Tiny Cigars

Scrambled Eggs

Lily Lister and the Greasy Nostrils

The Books

The Guffaws

Bobbie Lawler and the Dog Pound

The Shoulders

Kirsten McGraw and the Dreadful Cobras

Hell's Bells

The Evil Eyes

Charlie Cutler and Red wine vinegar

Sedition

Don Cadwallader and the Golden Paper Towels

Cynthia Thompson and Tobacco

Leah Kramer and the Cardboard Cream puffs

Shmoopsie-poo

The Friendly Boa constrictors

Reba Yale and Corn oil

The Muttering Roars

Buzzard Ellen

Scotch tape

Helen Hunter and Weed

The Crisp Zebra Tribe

The Onset of Humility