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Battle Of The Bands

Iggy Nguyen and the Rigid Handkerchiefs

The Worn Batteries

Hash

Thelma Mitchell and the Tiny Legs

The Cupcakes

The Flinchs

Jake Hastings and the Bake Sale

The Collarbones

Reginald Marsden and the Furry Gorillas

Ultimate

The Flinchs

Caleb Wooten and Honey

Tax fraud

Alisa England and the Automatic Pop Bottles

Eve Marks and Mammoth Cave

Lynn Allison and the Grubby Ironing boards

Main squeeze

The Coy Canaries

Gladys Trane and Potato chips

The Moaning Coos

Shrew Luther

Carborundum

Mary Fodor and Fern

The Wet Lark Assembly

The Beginning of Evil