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Battle Of The Bands

Deirdre Childs and the Dirty Daisies

The Mysterious Cigars

Cookies

Connie Osterman and the Ordinary Heads

The Saddles

The Belches

Heidi Dodds and the Pizza Parlor

The Horns

Pam Finlayson and the Intense Wombats

Yikes

The Flutters

Allan Swoopes and Pepper

Domestic violence

Randy Proctor and the Shiny Trash Cans

Juanita McAllister and Oxygen

Delores Jude and the Burned Dog collars

Baby-doll

The Polite Toads

Christabel Suzuki and Hot water

The Giggling Smacks

Buzzard Heather

Scotch tape

Claudette Marsh and Spring

The Damaged Hyena Partnership

The Spread of Morality