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Battle Of The Bands

Wes Cunningham and the Overgrown Teacups

The Heavy Paper clips

Cheerios

Lucifer Duke and the Grubby Bellies

The Coat Check Tickets

The Raspberries

Cheryl Swoopes and the Magic Show

The Thoraxes

Walt Greenwood and the Self-assured Opossums

Yep

The Simpers

Raúl Nix and Mincemeat

Disorderly conduct

Clarisse Sloan and the Synthetic Coloring Books

Sylvia Gong and Quarks

Rich Eklund and the Nifty Twigs

Tinky-wink

The Disgusting Duck-billed platypi

Dillon Nash and Sourdough

The Bringing up Sniggers

Sap Luann

The pacemaker

Reynaldo South and Weed

The Large Rabbit Flock

The Exhaustion of Respectfulness