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Battle Of The Bands

Bix Parsons and the Smumpy Buckets

The Loose Radios

Fried Chicken

Boots Pope and the Brightly-colored Hooves

The Oranges

The Fist bumps

Louis Peters and the Dance

The Hair

Peg Lister and the Bellicose Guinea pigs

Grody To The Max

The Kisses

Dirk Ott and Bacon fat

Amphetamine distribution

Lee Holloman and the Old Flashlights

Saul Niebels and Pluto

Lance Flake and the Electric Ping-pong paddles

Heartthrob

The Hirsute Computers

Nils Wilder and Margarine

The Insisting Roars

Witch Nicholas

The revolver

Joe Clinton and Wolf Track

The Decrepit Horse Den

The Temperance of Probity