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Battle Of The Bands

Samuel Winger and the Speckled Vacuum Cleaners

The Fancy Diaries

Sushi

Jacob Bowers and the Unusual Adam's apples

The Stamps

The Yawns

Nelda Duncan and the Cathouse

The Knees

Hagit Burns and the Haggard Dachshunds

You're Kidding

The Chuckles

Jason Nabokov and Kielbasa

Child abuse

Gabriela Melville and the Heavy Dog Biscuits

Vera Benson and The Uncertainty Principle

Clifford Morgan and the Hand-painted Vases

Honey-bunny

The Playful Crabs

Lonnie Winters and Egg whites

The Grieving Fist bumps

Hack Henrietta

Insulin

Horst Olson and Fish

The Stuffed Deer Cult

The Understanding of Humanity