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Battle Of The Bands

Norm Beluchi and the Gaudy Vases

The scarlet Oriental vases

Crab Rangoon

Clifford Bishop and the Hollow Little toes

The Bottles

The Grimaces

Velma Bentzinger and the Dog Pound

The Nostrils

Vilmer Boudreaux and the Mean Dobermans

Shoot

The Sniffs

Sydney Suskind and Cheerios

Hanky-panky

Cedric Coons and the Delicate Microphones

Angelo Baldwin and Combustion

Anatoly Ackerman and the Fabulous Blank checks

Toodleums

The Radiant Kitties

Mitch Boyd and Tarragon

The Nattering Yawns

Boogerhead Oona

The transistor

Dennis Holiday and Rock

The Delicate Gecko Covey

The Rewards of Absurdity