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Battle Of The Bands

Dylan Krivosha and the Damaged Cotton Balls

The Decrepit Ping-pong paddles

Egg Drop Soup

Phineas Northrum and the Striking Arteries

The Happy Meals

The Flutters

Milton Stringer and the Turkish Bath

The Fingernails

Fred Lincoln and the Ladylike Puppies

Cripes

The Puckers

Ying Berkshire and Cream of tomato soup

Solicitation

Winifred Ryan and the Coarse Spinning Wheels

Simeon Freeman and Mammoth Cave

Jeffrey Collier and the Slimy Fish bowls

Tinky-wink

The Powerful Anacondas

Alexander Brady and Chopped liver

The Speaking up Frowns

Renegade Demetrius

The elevator

Guy Gordon and Mushroom

The Delicate Peacock Team

The Dawn of Sincerity