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Battle Of The Bands

Bradley Greenshields and the Narrow Curling Irons

The Gleaming Garbage cans

Burritos

Cynthia Bacon and the Leather Hairdos

The Dead crabs

The Beams

Denise Barcelo and the Rodeo

The Knees

Bailey Blevins and the Happy Prairie dogs

Aha

The Wrinkled Noses

Roberta Morgan and Blue cheese

Minor in possession

Edith Stevens and the Porcelain Baseball Bats

Michele Locke and Continental Drift

Clifton Schmutzig and the Puzzling Mushrooms

Darling

The Precocious Gorillas

Tracy Harris and Oatmeal

The Calling Blushes

Sap Sydney

The refrigerator

Hagit Swaanhof and Piece Of Driftwood

The Old Duck-billed platypus Cluster

The Deliverance of Sincerity