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Battle Of The Bands

Marty Wang and the Imitation Bottles

The Brightly-colored Needles and thread

Cotton Candy

Clem Flash and the Valuable Arteries

The Horseshoes

The Grins

Jürgen James and the Pizza Parlor

The Noses

Octavius Conrad and the Atrocious Goldfish

Alrighty

The Crows

John Paul Osterman and Frankfurters

Child abandonment

Fanny Bear and the camouflage Pigeons

Frankie Nguyen and The Rings Of Saturn

Lucifer Schmuckley and the Speckled Fingernail clippers

Darling

The Sociable Mongeese

Walt North and Shortening

The Chanting Coos

Creep Scott

The military tank

Eduardo Sharpe and Poison Ivy Plant

The Ornate Rat Nation

The Demise of Sloth