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Battle Of The Bands

Tina Cadwallader and the Mysterious Stuffed Kittens

The Gaudy Coconuts

Chicken Pot Pie

Denise Stuart and the Clean Bellies

The Bowls

The Squints

Kristen Cole and the Drag Race

The Lungs

Clio Şerban and the Rapacious Colts

Waa

The Furrowed Brows

Vilmer Velasquez and Pâté de foie gras

Swearing

Teresa Pope and the Odd Napkins

Paul Pike and Tobacco

Alicia Flake and the Cardboard Hair dryers

Twinkles

The Affable Wolverines

Tori Morrissey and Poppy seeds

The Chattering Sighs

Blatherskite Starla

The camera

Gladys Ling and Pine Cone

The Wooden Brine shrimp Organization

The Obsolescence of Nothingness