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Battle Of The Bands

Todd Osaka and the Nice Oranges

The Golden Pairs of pliers

Ravioli

Casey Giordano and the Plastic Tails

The Shovels

The Grins

Jordan Marks and the Pie-eating Contest

The Jaws

Bridget Sinclair and the Undignified Squirrels

Ooh

The Air Kisses

Celia Houston and Poppy seeds

Malicious mischief

Bruce Marx and the Expensive Peace Pipes

Keith Stucky and Pluto

Roy Tuckerman and the Flexible Horseshoes

Poopsy-woopsy

The Careful Muskrats

Stephen McGill and Fresh peaches

The Emphasizing Sniffles

Rascal Fawn

Nitroglycerin

Hank Hamilton and Dead Fish

The Hollow Flea Assembly

The Banality of Decadence