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Battle Of The Bands

Herb Hale and the Bronze Crutches

The Original Pearls

Hamburger Helper

Clive Montoya and the Expensive Achilles tendons

The Clarinets

The Grins

Deng Nolan and the Basketball Game

The Pituitary glands

Kimberly Bonner and the Pesky Wombats

You Bet

The Coos

Bud Jensen and Bean sprouts

Prostitution

Darin Broderick and the Electronic Avocados

Tyler LaSalle and America

Ryan Haddad and the Aromatic Elephant tusks

Moonbeam

The Naïve Aardvarks

Rodney Brunken and Mayonnaise

The Quavering Death glares

Wuss Helmut

Wallpaper

JD Murray and Dead Fish

The Primitive Gorilla Faction

The Endurance of Despair