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Battle Of The Bands

Mary Lou Rowling and the Plastic Peace Pipes

The Fresh Accordions

Moo Goo Gai Pan

Tanya Cox and the Polished Wigs

The Bags Of Ice

The Yawns

Borat Manley and the Church Social

The Biceps

Jeremy Fritz and the Slimy Kittens

Uh-huh

The Flushes

Ruth Gentry and Ramen noodles

Embezzlement

Amber Frinklehofer and the Ridged Coat Hangers

Phyllis Binkley and Conditioned Reflex

Michaela Broderick and the Broken Plaques

Dearest

The Tired Peacocks

Melanie Yale and Italian seasoning

The Responding Twitches

Ne'er-do-well Horst

Corn flakes

Lois Bobble and Feather

The Mechanical Opossum Assemblage

The Evolution of Generosity