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Battle Of The Bands

Eubie Arnold and the Thick Accordions

The New Frisbees

Ham

Raúl McCoy and the Chic Toenails

The Abacuses

The Laughs

Quint Frizzlewump and the Reggae Festival

The Eyes

Scott Tubman and the Cautious Bison

By Jove

The Power Fists

Tammy Coons and Hot water

Open container violation

Christabel Trott and the Torn Paintbrushes

Horace Boodler and The Hawaiian Islands

Samuel Niebels and the Spongy Ropes

Knight in shining armor

The Angry Pheasants

Freddie DeMille and Pork rinds

The Spouting Simpers

Mangy rascal Biff

The locomotive

Lester Hoffa and Spider Web

The Gross Siamese cat Troop

The Creation of Mirth