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Battle Of The Bands

Doc Cochran and the Ruined Whistles

The Crusty Pictures

Cabbage

Lorena Rogers and the Important Pinkies

The Barbells

The Roars

Lorrie Walker and the Bake Sale

The Legs

Kami Walton and the Witty Chimpanzees

Far Out, Man

The Honks

Sierra Bentzinger and Paprika

Credit card fraud

Norm Whitney and the Stiff Oriental Vases

Cosmo Swoopes and Gravitation

Raymond Cantrell and the Coarse Pain pills

Big lug

The Freakish Canaries

Beverly Henry and Barbecue sauce

The Complaining Snickers

Weasel Pleasance

WD-40

Keiko Boudreaux and Tree Stump

The Large Hippopotamus Organization

The Age of Charity