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Battle Of The Bands

Josh Williams and the Damp Smart Phones

The Miniature Nails

Mulligan Stew

Joyce Truman and the Rancid Aortas

The Flags

The Wrinkled noses

Wendell Gotti and the Gay Bar

The Shoulders

Andy Gustafson and the Stubby Manticores

Lord Be Praised

The Grunts

Shawna Beluchi and Cod fillets

Domestic violence

Hildegarde Sandhu and the Excellent Dollar Bills

Dirk Drake and Mammoth Cave

Garrick Piper and the Ragged Amulets

Toots

The Eccentric Moose

Candi Gong and Roquefort cheese

The Disputing Raised eyebrows

Fool Manny

The pacemaker

Meghan Lamb and Twig

The Cheap Magpie Platoon

The Exhaustion of Everything