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Battle Of The Bands

Buddy Grayheels and the Smooth Accordions

The Gooey Spiders

Pot Roast

Shirley Salinger and the Primitive Shins

The Stones

The Curtsies

Jughead Quinlan and the Bluegrass Festival

The Waists

Martina Hobbs and the Haggard Crabs

Oops

The Backward Glances

Debbie Iliescu and Applesauce

Wire fraud

Dianna Dorn and the Torn Daisies

Eubie Osaka and Bacteria

Montague Yale and the Brightly-colored Rocks

Little chickadee

The Naïve Owls

Antoinette Pythagoras and Lime Jell-O

The Concluding Woofs

Harebrain Martin

The flush toilet

Elaine Espinoza and Piece Of Bark

The Mysterious Tropical fish Assembly

The Insanity of Humility