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Battle Of The Bands

Abe Gunderson and the Smumpy Clipboards

The Petite Staplers

Fish And Chips

Ian Wolf and the Aromatic Waists

The Plaques

The Wags of the finger

Fritz Johnson and the Drag Race

The Pituitary glands

Evelyn Day and the Affable Cats

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The Laughs

Ichabod Irvin and Bacon fat

Drug manufacturing

Shannon Novak and the Wooden Clothespins

Nelly Nagy and Pluto

Horace Hopkins and the Expensive Telephones

Buttercup

The Obedient Hippopotami

Trent Baldwin and Turmeric

The Amending Twitches

Barbarian Demetrius

The microwave oven

Mao Olson and Cactus

The Weird Gecko Pack

The Understanding of Chivalry