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Battle Of The Bands

Bailey Lord and the Torn Washrags

The Ragged Nails

Popcorn

Billy Bob Truman and the Imported Hips

The Bottles

The Flushes

Anthony Ullman and the Art Exhibit

The Intestines

Dick Klein and the Young Colts

You're Kidding

The Growls

Edward Esposito and Red lentils

Money laundering

Lindy Mainz and the Ridged Ice Cream Cones

Melvin Meyer and Relativity

Jordan Beversdorf and the Ancient Pacifiers

Friend

The Cowardly Chameleons

Alexei Prince and Pickled peppers

The Vowing Gurgles

Blockhead Horatio

The laser

Borat LaSalle and Piece Of Bark

The Gooey Eel Mob

The Disappearance of Faith