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Battle Of The Bands

Siggy Hayward and the Bronze Pigeons

The Queer Playing cards

Clam Chowder

Aristotle Sagan and the Tiny Necks

The Stones

The Power fists

Ben Pryor and the Art Museum

The Shins

Mary Lou Khatchaturian and the Blubbery Rabbits

Bullpuckey

The Honks

Ruth McCray and Orange peel

First degree murder

Rex Kemp and the Golden Cans Of Shaving Cream

Clifford Yoshida and The Atom

Jacob Pearson and the Grubby Rubber stamps

Twinkles

The Pensive Apes

Noah Gardner and Strawberries

The Fuming Flinchs

Snoop Corbin

The microwave oven

Montague McKenzie and Poison Ivy Plant

The Gross Puma Regiment

The Evolution of Chastity