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Battle Of The Bands

Christian Gifford and the Old Bottles

The Broken Crutches

Roast Cornish Game Hen

Cassandra Brooks and the Worn Hips

The Tennis Rackets

The Finger guns

Nathaniel Harmon and the Amusement Park

The Scalps

Morgan Eastwood and the Taciturn Turkeys

Boy Oh Boy

The Chortles

Malcolm Henderson and Rice noodles

Contempt of court

Andrea Bluestein and the Nice Knitting Needles

Nelly Werner and The Laws Of Motion

Morris Bear and the Wet Primroses

Sweet pea

The Heavyset Ghosts

Rachel Barrett and Salsa

The Urging Snarls

Hell-raiser Butch

Fiber optics

Samina West and Badger Hole

The Old Puma Machine

The Age of Loyalty