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Battle Of The Bands

Triffid Osterman and the Large Darts

The Bizarre Feather dusters

Hamburger Helper

Maloney Brock and the Damaged Earlobes

The Comic Books

The Cackles

Bert Kemp and the Dance

The Shoulders

Connie Glockman and the Gargantuan Seals

Yummy

The Sniggers

Rock Hamm and Kiwis

Money laundering

Lonnie Cheng and the Luxurious Fossils

Hugo McDiggles and Tea

Seema Pattel and the Grubby Cigarette lighters

Petunia

The Self-assured Puppies

Don Funk and Sweetened condensed milk

The Blustering Cackles

Reptile Tony

The fountain pen

Rutherford Krivosha and Sea Shell

The Greasy Camel Partnership

The Speed of Enchantment