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Battle Of The Bands

Dinah Sanchez and the Speckled Whistles

The Petite Yo-yos

Duck A L'orange

Wilson Carson and the Gooey Collarbones

The Hot Potatoes

The Clenched fists

Russell Crowe and the Drag Race

The Heels

Rosario Danielson and the Self-assured Goblins

Piffle

The Sniffles

Jody Torres and Potato chips

Dereliction of duty

Borat Sledge and the Crooked Fish Bowls

Morris Abbey and Gravitation

Emma Nash and the Curved Pop bottles

Poopsie

The Phlegmatic Airedales

Clifton Childress and Bamboo shoots

The Swearing Hiccups

Laggard Dale

AstroTurf

Gus Beasley and Mulberry Tree

The Rigid Gazelle Posse

The Evolution of Intelligence