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Battle Of The Bands

Danny Lombardi and the Rigid Van Goghs

The Magnificent Padlocks

Refried Beans

Kaitlyn Dalton and the Ruined Eyes

The Diaries

The Twitches

Walt Kettle and the Shopping Mall

The Scalps

Carlton Corona and the Vacuous Shrews

Is That A Fact

The Guffaws

Christina Milenski and Rice noodles

Grave robbery

Elsie Craig and the Rough Billiard Balls

Zeke Small and Jet Propulsion

Frank McAllister and the Automatic Pencil sharpeners

Princess

The Mournful Mares

Marla Zhao and Dark beer

The Professing Fist bumps

Brute Jacques

The bar code

Faye Walla and Twig

The Unusual Raccoon Tribe

The Era of Humor