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Battle Of The Bands

Sydney Goossens and the Peculiar Whoopee Cushions

The Aromatic Lemons

Applesauce

Leslie Silva and the Ridiculous Funny bones

The Clams

The Chortles

Mabel Watson and the Pizza Parlor

The Gall bladders

Dustin Brazil and the Phlegmatic Puppies

I Doubt It

The Chuckles

Briget MacKenzie and Limburger cheese

Insurance fraud

Anders Kulpinski and the Imported Bouquets

Julia Barker and Quasars

Tonya Norris and the Wooden Cardboard boxes

Little cherry blossom

The Demented Polecats

Marjorie Geiger and Sesame seeds

The Lamenting Hiccups

Scamp Henrietta

The bar code

Lynette Weatherford and Tree Branch

The Archaic Chihuahua Club

The Dawn of Gratitude