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Battle Of The Bands

Bob Suskind and the Ridiculous Bicycles

The Speckled Hubcaps

Egg Salad Sandwich

Paul Tweedie and the Damaged Ears

The Pinwheels

The Chuckles

Woody Meyer and the Archery Club

The Heels

Lee Matthews and the Creepy Unicorns

Bah

The Honks

Xavier Fosbury and Ground lamb

Racketeering

Rex Crick and the Striking Cans Of Soup

Zed Bundy and A Rare Kind Of Mushroom

Luis Biggs and the Hand-made Flashlights

Honey bunch

The Haughty Lambs

Newt Worm and Water

The Fretting Snickers

Jerk Kirby

The microwave oven

Phineas Roe and Tree Stump

The Fuzzy Tsetse fly Faction

The Discovery of Disenchantment