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Battle Of The Bands

Douglas Brindel and the Primitive Dolls

The Plastic Helmholz resonators

Lamb Curry

Eleanor Wayman and the Original Scalps

The Boxes Of Candy

The Smiles

Norm Sterling and the Bingo Hall

The Kidneys

Carol Sims and the Obedient Warthogs

Bleep

The Gurgles

Rosie Harris and Chopped pecans

Burglary

Millicent Evans and the Huge Tissues

Elijah Dorn and Evolution

Geoffrey Meyer and the Autographed Frisbees

Banana Cakes

The Obnoxious Parakeets

Sylvia Zimmerman and Macaroni

The Piping up Twitches

Floozy Mel

Sulfa drugs

Babs Holt and Piece Of Bark

The Papery Chihuahua Society

The Principle of Friendship