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Battle Of The Bands

Triffid Kollmorgen and the Striking Padlocks

The Heavy Wastebaskets

Pancakes

Kjersten Sullivan and the Disgusting Gall bladders

The Pacifiers

The Death glares

Quinn Bratt and the Rodeo

The Guts

Christopher Stringer and the Stubby Antelopes

Great

The Puckers

Robin Ashe and Yeast

Prescription fraud

So-Yeng Workman and the Burned Baseballs

Ollie Butterfield and Vitamins

Michelle Schreiber and the Broken Darts

Apple of my eye

The Eccentric Peacocks

Fifi Blake and Kiwis

The Revealing Coos

Buzzard Kirby

The TV dinner

Alicia Funk and Bit Of Litter

The New Turkey Brigade

The Nurturing of Prudence