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Battle Of The Bands

Abigail Halperin and the Musty Screwdrivers

The Cardboard Baseballs

Tortillas

Romeo Tate and the Funny Claws

The Spinning Wheels

The Power fists

Latrina Fodor and the Orchestra Concert

The Carotid arteries

Azalea Gibson and the Nervous Duck-billed platypi

Tubular

The Dope Slaps

Iris Sullivan and Fresh spinach

Child abandonment

Andy Salinger and the Petite Hammers

Jacqueline Palin and X-rays

Savannah Rudnick and the Wooden Calling cards

Patootie

The Dreadful Polecats

Ronnie Tsutsui and Red lentils

The Griping Caresses

Reptile Patricia

The vacuum cleaner

Sanjay Manning and Twig

The Bent Meerkat Personnel

The Destruction of Charisma