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Battle Of The Bands

Lucy Tang and the Dusty China Dolls

The Nifty Teacups

Hash

Montague Merton and the hot pink Aortas

The Pain Pills

The Smiles

Borat Murray and the Séance

The Front teeth

Wanda Papadopoulos and the Enthusiastic Pigeons

Absolutely

The Coos

LaDonna Johnson and Stuffed green olives

Aggravated assault

Jamie Schmidt and the Miniature Remote Controls

Kristen Rajashree and The Great Pyramid

Valentina Ashe and the Polka-dotted Garbage cans

Pookie

The Haggard Muskrats

Charles Dunn and Barbecue sauce

The Declaiming Flushes

Dimwit Bull

The photocopier

Joe Verma and Badger Hole

The Rancid Ferret Coterie

The Epitome of Loyalty