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Battle Of The Bands

Godiva Valentine and the Ornate Apples

The Crisp Mops

Mushroom Quiche

Liling Katz and the Flaky Thighs

The Baseballs

The Dope slaps

Nate Weston and the Comedy Club

The Kidneys

Derek McCracken and the Stubby Parakeets

Golly

The Pouts

Stacy Eastwood and Rosemary

Voluntary manslaughter

Shirley Greenside and the Miniature Cell Phones

Herb Cain and The Rotation Of The Earth

Carolyn Beach and the Broken Pails

Precious

The Disagreeable Phantoms

Briget Schmutzig and Celery seed

The Hinting Grimaces

Flake Leroy

The tape recorder

Avery Childs and Cedar Tree

The Rough Cockatiel Colony

The Paragon of Assertiveness