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Battle Of The Bands

Dagmar Kinstler and the Dry Darts

The Magnificent Pigeons

Cherries Jubilee

Nettie Hamilton and the Damaged Ankles

The Tennis Rackets

The Yawns

William Samaniego and the Restaurant

The Heels

Virginia Stringer and the Melancholic Pheasants

Judas Priest

The Clenched Fists

Freddie Sales and Crabmeat

Minor in possession

Lois Marsh and the Puzzling Pipes

Terence Garland and Combustion

Teresa Stoker and the Gaudy Telephone books

Pookie

The Lazy Worms

Jacqueline Marsh and Flank steak

The Commenting Shivers

Madman Jay

The sewing machine

Michele Brock and Maple Tree

The Spongy Duck-billed platypus Convocation

The Spread of Humor