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Battle Of The Bands

Hamlet Yang and the Heavy Peaches

The Gooey Ping-pong paddles

Pumpkin Pie

Elly Garvey and the Heavy Calves

The Fossils

The Dope slaps

Adrian Zmarzly and the Pizza Parlor

The Dignity

Charlotte Lister and the Ladylike Deer

Achoo

The Kisses

Marion Peña and Beer

Abduction

Billy Gore and the Gooey Cans Of Beer

Sven Mackintosh and El Dorado

Walt Friedman and the Cheap Thumb drives

Old bean

The Gregarious Moles

Amber Buckley and Red wine vinegar

The Vowing Crows

Simpleton Lance

The laser

Lynette Van Heusen and Pine Cone

The Ridged Buffalo Association

The Creation of Nothingness