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Battle Of The Bands

Wayne Jetson and the Ridiculous Bottles Of Perfume

The Burned Ice cream cones

Hot Dogs

Eloise Ecklund and the Hand-made Shins

The Paintbrushes

The Kisses

Will Eriksson and the Pizza Parlor

The Achilles tendons

Donnie Bob Brunken and the Sassy Ravens

Oh Well

The Twitches

Beatrice Prater and Cream cheese

Identity theft

Hank Bruno and the Crooked Hubcaps

Jenny Porrello and America

Russ Portwine and the Sleek swimsuits

Sugar

The Menacing Falcons

Ruth Papadapolous and Beer

The Amending Cringes

Sap Horatio

Coca-Cola

Antonia Buffalo and Piece Of Driftwood

The Curved Panda Faction

The Waste of Chastity