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Battle Of The Bands

James Broderick and the Cheap Microscopes

The Hard Paper bags

Egg Rolls

Ryan Vidmar and the Brittle Noses

The Pepper Grinders

The Crows

Esmeralda Esser and the Natural History Museum

The Elbows

Fritz Miller and the Brassy Mice

Who Cares

The Roars

Chelsea Peterson and Tabasco sauce

Perjury

Cherise Nix and the olive drab Bird Cages

Alf Shepard and Neptune

Armand Nash and the Hand-painted Kindles

Doodlebug

The Repulsive Frogs

José Osaka and Boneless chicken breast

The Enunciating Stiff upper lips

Sucker Kyra

The escalator

Billy Bartholomew and Stick

The Well worn Banana slug Association

The Lack of Honor