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Battle Of The Bands

Victoria Stuart and the Ridiculous Combs

The Torn Cowbells

Ham

Howard Pham and the Dusty Cheeks

The Tote Bags

The Hoots

Dianna Zaborowski and the Séance

The Chins

Madelyn Pope and the Dowdy Asses

Phew

The Face Palms

Mario Rowling and Grated sharp cheddar cheese

DUI

Jeremy Krivosha and the Huge Radios

Valentina Irvin and The Hanging Gardens Of Babylon

Bailey Munich and the Gooey Cookies

Banana Cakes

The Wicked Iguanas

Bill Arp and Dijon mustard

The Shrieking Woofs

Stooge Jean

Chewing gum

Marcus Webb and Piece Of Bark

The Bizarre Jackal Convocation

The Growth of Absurdity