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Battle Of The Bands

Valentina DeGraff and the New Corks

The Brittle Spittoons

Moo Goo Gai Pan

Kay Shoemaker and the Crude Tails

The Artificial Flowers

The Twitches

Madison Snigglefritz and the Opium Den

The Midriffs

Brent Brookshire and the Crazy Flamingoes

Eeek

The Clenched Fists

Joshua Lippman and Curry powder

Evading arrest

Siggy Caldwell and the Ornate Pieces Of Candy

Libby Foster and Magnetism

Esmeralda Niederhaus and the Bizarre Theremins

Gumdrop

The Ladylike Penguins

Ruby Tiller and Lime Jell-O

The Ranting Grins

Dolt Hagit

The electric stove

Mim Jetson and Raspberry Bush

The Clean Partridge Posse

The Principle of Assertiveness