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Battle Of The Bands

Motormouth Brinkman and the Stolen Paintbrushes

The Striped Pigeons

Ham

Norma Jean Snively and the Petite Collarbones

The Yo-yos

The Growls

Noel Fox and the Movie Theater

The Femurs

Mahatma Dodd and the Stylish Bullfrogs

Good Grief

The Puckers

Jenny Danielson and Chopped chives

Running a bingo game

Hank Berger and the Ruined Staplers

Horst Metzger and Quasars

Gillian Blake and the Greasy Screwdrivers

Baby-cakes

The Elderly Monsters

Edna Melville and Ground lamb

The Commenting Stiff upper lips

Sucker Austin

Suspenders

Kay Bates and Egg Shell

The Curved Polecat Board

The Deliverance of Patience