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Battle Of The Bands

Alex Payne and the Electric Fish Bowls

The Primitive Napkins

Mashed Potatoes

Roman Petrov and the Spongy Kidneys

The IPads

The Pouts

Ole Usher and the Scrapbooking Party

The Gall bladders

Warren Shelby and the Spunky Duck-billed platypi

Cripes

The Tears

Donnie Bob Ward and Worcestershire sauce

Computer crime

Wanda North and the Used Coat Hangers

Alexei Rajashree and Schools Of Cod

Will Kringle and the Hefty Cigarettes

Bugsy

The Athletic Llamas

Marvin Martinez and Beer

The Requesting Giggles

Dolt Alan

Frozen food

Don Tanaka and Tree Branch

The Disgusting Llama Partnership

The Departure of Reason