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Battle Of The Bands

Tina Lincoln and the Porcelain Baseball Bats

The Jagged Staplers

Roast Turkey

Anne Ackerman and the Magnificent Backs

The Candy Canes

The Face palms

Krista Vandewater and the Cabaret

The Toupees

Lilya Peralta and the Megalomaniacal Larks

Alright

The Wrinkled Noses

Victor Clooney and White rice

Resisting arrest

Karla Caldwell and the Abnormal Baseball Bats

Dinah Case and Native Tribes

Calista Kennedy and the Fancy Cans of soup

Toots

The Princely Orangutans

Riley Vernon and Thyme

The Tittering Finger guns

Blockhead Debbie

Holography

Emma Osborne and Acorn

The Hefty Oyster Troupe

The Evaporation of Culture