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Battle Of The Bands

Emma Foster and the Broken Baskets

The Hand-painted Stamps

Burritos

Cliff Shepard and the Fabulous Bladders

The Rubber Stamps

The Crows

Martina Portwine and the Ballet

The Claws

Elena Sweeney and the Thoughtful Muskrats

Tarnation

The Tears

Eppie Tannenbaum and Beef sirloin tips

Conduct unbecoming

Rip Dewey and the Brightly-colored Pairs Of Dice

Michelle Cadwallader and Geometry

Tiffany Gupta and the Stuffed Pumpkins

Dearie

The Colorless Snipes

Doug Townley and Nutmeg

The Chiming Cheers

Dope fiend Elly

The cotton gin

Pete Henry and Acorn

The Woven Skunk Brigade

The Destruction of Honesty