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Battle Of The Bands

Sanjay King and the Striking Accordions

The Peculiar Pom-poms

Potatoes And Gravy

Paul Withers and the Fluffy Fingernails

The Baseball Bats

The Simpers

Corbin Burner and the Church Social

The Chins

Mookie Hruska and the Statuesque Tapeworms

Bullpuckey

The Guffaws

Vivian Prince and Roquefort cheese

Unlawful assembly

Lucifer Albrandt and the Speckled Vacuum Cleaners

Helga Benson and Native Tribes

Adam Sagan and the Original Flutes

Turtle dove

The Cuddly Bunnies

Julian Thurman and Cornstarch

The Fretting Sniffs

Crackpot Derek

Chapstick

Kenny Funk and Bird's Nest

The Gooey Beagle Fleet

The Destruction of Illumination