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Battle Of The Bands

Kitten Emmons and the Ragged Stopwatches

The Amazing Fishing rods

Pot Roast

Deng Borkowski and the Smooth Achilles tendons

The Pacifiers

The Pound of the chests

Humphrey Krause and the Reggae Festival

The Esophaguses

Nicolas Goldfarb and the Annoying Porcupines

Woops

The Cringes

Brent Onassis and Ground cumin

Resisting arrest

White Cloud Greenwood and the Flaky Pairs Of Dice

Damien Vintner and Tea

Laurie Remington and the Brittle Bags of ice

Darling

The Brazen Eels

Will Berkowitz and Powdered milk

The Agreeing Belches

Ignoramous Abe

The elevator

Kurt Riggs and Bird's Nest

The Damp Lamb Coterie

The Growth of Strength