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Battle Of The Bands

Buck Sibley and the Gleaming Brochures

The Decrepit Hubcaps

Sweet Potatoes

Nathaniel Hudson and the Crusty Lips

The Muffins

The Woofs

Yolanda Pope and the Bookstore

The Kneecaps

Guido Crabtree and the Idiotic Ferrets

Inconceivable

The Flinchs

Nate Weiss and Sesame seeds

Perjury

Carolyn Cohen and the New Toys

Norma Jean O'Brien and The Human Genome

Hamlet Melville and the Loose Hats

Queenie

The Funny Dachshunds

Desmond Popper and Peanut butter

The Weeping Winks

Slubberdegullion Hephzibah

The trampoline

Drover Oswald and Rock

The Papery Llama Flock

The Paragon of Temperance