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Battle Of The Bands

Melvin Goldberg and the Delicate Fossils

The Brittle Pencil sharpeners

Jambalaya

Anatoly Truong and the Funny Necks

The Bags Of Ice

The Pouts

Edward Cleveland and the Gay Bar

The Hairdos

Elsie Bransen and the Hirsute Orangutans

Kapow

The Crows

Milton Fields and Chopped broccoli

Credit card fraud

Bruno Hillman and the Overgrown Chairs

Vance Ryan and Vitamins

Luke Worm and the Fuzzy Cigars

Bugsy

The Sassy Cobras

Bruce Gare and Mozzarella cheese

The Thinking Evil eyes

Sneak DeWitt

Dynamite

Lee Barducci and Sea Shell

The Nifty Hyena Convocation

The Onset of Greed