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Battle Of The Bands

Aaron Stevenson and the Disgusting Hair Dryers

The Wet Forks

Egg Salad Sandwich

LaDue Holland and the Multicolored Hands

The Coloring Books

The Flinchs

Joel Domínguez and the Massage Parlor

The Dignity

Harriet Burner and the Megalomaniacal Lynxes

Quiet

The Pouts

Macon Brooks and Apples

Money laundering

Hendrick Gore and the Amazing IPhones

Bob Hunter and Combustion

Cedric Boyce and the Aromatic Magazines

Teddy bear

The Frightened Peacocks

Thad Glidden and Crabmeat

The Taunting Smirks

Clapperdudgeon Jimmy

The safety pin

Hank Brontsky and Twig

The Striking Swan Mob

The Dawn of Revulsion