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Battle Of The Bands

Rick Hicks and the Rough Floppy Disks

The Gleaming Staplers

Falafel

Walt Nilsson and the Expensive Antennae

The Teddy Bears

The Snorts

Henrietta Beagle and the Church Social

The Spleens

Millicent Ferber and the Artistic Walruses

If Only

The Face Palms

Callie Bonner and Kidney beans

Counterfeiting

Garrett Gutierrez and the Sophisticated Barbells

Salvatore Hoffmann and Evolution

Juan Bartholomew and the Crooked Basketballs

Baby-doll

The Bubbly Asses

Knuckles Fink and Kielbasa

The Remarking Beams

Poopyhead Marcy

Aspirin

Quint Gardner and Wolf Track

The Big Bumblebee Club

The Evaporation of Evil