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Battle Of The Bands

Kitten Harmon and the Gross Paperclips

The Grubby Clipboards

Ramen Noodles

Kristi Frinklehofer and the Crusty Pituitary glands

The Baseball Bats

The Dope slaps

Miguel Fulton and the Orchestra Concert

The Scalps

Connie Samaniego and the Cunning Chickens

The Joke's On Me

The Smiles

Julian Bowers and Orange peel

Aiding and abetting

Wesley Logan and the Sleek Floppy Disks

Karen Sokolov and Neptune

Molly Carpenter and the Dry Candy canes

Dear heart

The Enthusiastic Sloths

Ashley McGrath and Dark beer

The Babbling Cringes

Stinker Buster

The calculator

Madeline Ratwort and Maple Tree

The Golden Eel Flock

The Discovery of Nobility