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Battle Of The Bands

Clem Major and the Waxy Billiard Balls

The Art deco Brushes

Strawberry Shortcake

Carl Friezbergen and the Grubby Achilles tendons

The Bird Cages

The Shouts

Mama Bunyan and the Restaurant

The Hair

Jason Garland and the Spunky Sheep

Bada Bing Bada Boom

The Laughs

Henry Martin and White wine

Tax evasion

Owen Northrum and the Spongy Contracts

Oona Norris and The Solar System

Spud Dewey and the Autographed Baseballs

Shmoopsie-poo

The Comely Swans

Lucifer Lord and Worcestershire sauce

The Mentioning Hugs

Weasel Terri

Sticky notes

Royce Nyberg and Maple Tree

The Flexible Polar bear Herd

The Formation of Refinement