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Battle Of The Bands

Sandi Walla and the Important Shovels

The Smelly Hammers

Bonbons

Salvatore Naipaul and the Gooey Chins

The Towels

The Dope slaps

Norma Jean Wicker and the Archery Club

The Fingers

Darryl Berry and the Sanguine Gerbils

I'll Bet

The Beams

Lynn Ashe and Flank steak

Slander

Ace Marsden and the Burned Flutes

Alice Sagan and Plutonium

Holly Lowry and the Striking Horseshoes

Bud

The Furry Mountain goats

Matthew Escobar and Ham

The Orating Raspberries

Halfwit Mabel

Penicillin

Armand Gross and Dead Tree

The Smumpy Leopard Gathering

The Endurance of Benevolence