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Battle Of The Bands

Hephzibah Norman and the Narrow Umbrellas

The Worn Bird feeders

Roast Turkey

Bum Durand and the Leather Thighs

The Egyptian Mummies

The Smacks

Kurt Popp and the Turkish Bath

The Little toes

Solomon Sokoloff and the Brassy Gorillas

Huh

The Crows

Savannah Newman and Dry white wine

Abuse of authority

Karl Seymour and the Gooey Cream Puffs

Anders West and Magnetism

Cinderella Weiss and the Hand-painted Flags

Honey-pie

The Corpulent Dolphins

Dean Dinklefloss and Parsley

The Hollering Clenched fists

Wannabe Archie

The bar code

Aaron Dayton and Fern

The Crisp Ape Personnel

The Waste of Humor