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Battle Of The Bands

Christine Cadwallader and the Woven Bottles Of Painkillers

The Hollow Toilet plungers

Borscht

Rachel Marlowe and the Smumpy Toenails

The Saddles

The Twitches

Beelzebub Martin and the Drag Race

The Hair

Jordan Brainard and the Talkative Worms

Caramba

The Guffaws

Scotty Lopez and Cheerios

Forgery

Ben Zaborowski and the Archaic Corsages

Luann McGill and Fermentation

Ellen Hayward and the Delicate Firecrackers

Cutie

The Perky Magpies

Xenia Pythagoras and Blue cheese

The Pronouncing Shrugs

'noying Devin

The toaster

Joyce Smiley and Maple Tree

The Nifty Polecat Circle

The Discovery of Learning