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Battle Of The Bands

Edwin Murphy and the Heavy Fire Hoses

The Abnormal China dolls

Moo Goo Gai Pan

James Naipaul and the Odd Big toes

The Statues

The Snorts

Dustin Bundy and the Jazz Club

The Adam's apples

Britt Haddad and the Gentle Deer

Whoopee

The Grunts

Mia Gilson and Red lentils

Child abandonment

Arnie Xi and the Gleaming Candy Bars

Dillon Yager and The Hanging Gardens Of Babylon

Noah Sorovich and the blue Hair brushes

Buddy

The Comely Pekingeses

Pete Hayashida and Macaroni

The Fuming Squints

Dopefiend Paco

The cigarette

Hugo Hudson and Spider Web

The Narrow Fish Team

The Evolution of Pride