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Battle Of The Bands

Gladys Bogart and the Polka-dotted Model Airplanes

The Wet Billfolds

Sauerkraut

Keith Childs and the Coarse Thyroid glands

The Paper Clips

The Stiff upper lips

Lillian Tucker and the Art Gallery

The Thoraxes

Blanca Torres and the Passionate Giraffes

Nice

The Shivers

Kim Gifford and Egg whites

White collar crime

Christina Carver and the Ragged Amulets

Ada Belle Suskind and The Electron

Maggie Dick and the Bronze Frisbees

Poopsy-woopsy

The Stubby Musk-oxen

Pablo Bear and Beef sirloin tips

The Asking Clenched fists

Dope Shelley

The laser

Floyd Rosen and Tree Stump

The Hand-made Hamster Pack

The Origin of Gallantry