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Battle Of The Bands

Bonnie Quinn and the Damp Footballs

The Chic Hair dryers

Pot Roast

Joel Hunter and the Colossal Earlobes

The Tote Bags

The Raised eyebrows

Adrian Banks and the Archery Club

The Egos

Sig Eriksson and the Choleric Cocker spaniels

Pow

The Finger Guns

Ethan Kim and Cheese

Shoplifting

Louise Walla and the Striped Cans Of Beans

Buster Kringle and The Human Genome

Sheryl Prescott and the Burned Rocks

Gentle soul

The Freakish Geese

Mark Frank and Italian sausage

The Enunciating Sighs

Sloth Cameron

Roller skates

Derek Sitting Bird and Stick

The Petite Hawk Regiment

The Origin of Understanding