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Battle Of The Bands

Wendell Whiteside and the Hideous Packs Of Gum

The Fluffy Clarinets

Spaghetti

Dianna Andrews and the Big Thoraxes

The Flyswatters

The Raspberries

Deborah Schmuckley and the Turkish Bath

The Thumbs

Fred Collins and the Queer Pandas

Yeeshka

The Shouts

Harvey Kramer and Chocolate chips

Tax evasion

Abel Bowers and the Used Notepads

Libby Hyde and Medicinal Herbs

Boots Hudson and the Crooked Toilet seats

Big lug

The Dependable Ponies

Riley Richter and Pecan pieces

The Stating Raspberries

Screwball Marya

The Etch-a-Sketch

Sophie Bryant and Feather

The Bizarre Porcupine Coterie

The End of Orderliness