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Battle Of The Bands

Norma Dion and the Brightly-colored Toolboxes

The Crooked Oriental vases

Spaghetti

William Marshall and the Damp Achilles tendons

The Magnets

The Laughs

Christina Moreland and the Exercise Club

The Knees

Harry Payne and the Creepy Falcons

Anyhoo

The Sniffles

Kristen Kilroy and Beef sirloin tips

Treason

Ella Armstrong and the Decrepit Fishing Rods

Joshua Dewey and The Rotation Of The Earth

Sheryl Ackerman and the Grubby Sticks of gum

Gentle soul

The Tense Shrews

Rumpelstiltskin Spooner and Whale blubber

The Enunciating Face palms

Numskull Joanne

The revolver

Morris Kuma and Sea Shell

The Ordinary Hyena Contingent

The Fall of Honesty