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Battle Of The Bands

Horatio Bowe and the Musty Candles

The Stiff Pairs of binoculars

Pecan Pie

Roscoe MacIntire and the Crooked Adam's apples

The Curling Irons

The Belly laughs

Donald Hensley and the Shopping Mall

The Foreheads

Cameron Messina and the Suave Dinosaurs

I've Had It

The Sneers

Stuart McCord and Cracker crumbs

Being ugly in public

Brenda Clemmons and the Old Umbrellas

Jack Sorovich and Halley's Comet

Ian Davis and the Fluffy Carrots

Cream puff

The Intense Squirrels

Russell Sorensen and Dark beer

The Revealing Squints

Laggard Dean

Soap

Lear Steele and Fern

The Odd Monkey Gang

The Loss of Peace