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Battle Of The Bands

Martha Carver and the Luxurious Fire Hoses

The Smelly Knitting needles

Tacos

Julia Lancaster and the Amazing Beards

The Cigarette Lighters

The Belly laughs

Thad Pryor and the Rodeo

The Jaws

Brad Sanchez and the Poised Pandas

You're Kidding

The Evil Eyes

Belle Fretwell and Rice noodles

First degree murder

Jimmie Lee Hoffa and the Plain IPhones

Sanjay Orwell and Bacteria

Violet Ross and the Fluffy Hubcaps

Home boy

The Jaunty Koalas

Erica Garvey and Bananas

The Fuming Shrugs

Maniac Edward

Chapstick

Kylie Eastwood and Apple Tree

The Primitive Musk-ox Coalition

The Speed of Peace