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Battle Of The Bands

Jack Mars and the Slimy Fountain Pens

The Smooth Band-aids

Dry Toast

Richard Spence and the Sleek Palms

The Buttons

The Squints

Sam Harris and the Hockey Game

The Necks

Hendrick Richards and the Weary Coyotes

Ow

The Finger Guns

Zachary Tsutsui and Basil

Securities fraud

Lorena Rowling and the Broken Houseplants

Frankie Pham and Cannibals

Jughead Cotton and the Jagged Candy bars

Snookums

The Sketchy Chameleons

Lauren Tuckerman and Pork rinds

The Sniveling Caresses

Fink Joseph

The jukebox

Mikey Queens and Fish

The Well worn Fawn Crew

The Principle of Curiosity