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Battle Of The Bands

Wayne Kraft and the Gross Buttons

The Queer Maps

Crab Rangoon

Max Potter and the Rigid Veins

The Candy Bars

The Wags of the finger

Camella Goossens and the Art Museum

The Egos

Evelyn Tannenbaum and the Enchanting Orangutans

By Jove

The Raised Eyebrows

Zachary Davis and Potatoes

Child abuse

Lauren Walters and the Used Amulets

Ollie Workman and The Uncertainty Principle

Lucifer Peters and the Old Cookbooks

Tootsy-wootsy

The Sleepy Ostriches

Todd Gutierrez and Brussels sprouts

The Growling Laughs

Dunce Scarlett

The air brake

Chuck Wicker and Dead Tree

The Immense Crow Contingent

The Depletion of Loyalty