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Battle Of The Bands

Ophelia Ling and the Leather Pillows

The Crooked Whoopee cushions

Beans

Beatrice McCarthy and the Weird Buttocks

The Mushrooms

The Face palms

Calvin Sims and the Bingo Hall

The Eyelashes

Martin Flash and the Conscientious Chickens

Oops

The Chortles

Christian Prescott and Yeast

Domestic violence

Mahatma Berry and the Papery Hair Brushes

Elsa Geiger and The Atom

Dinah McGraw and the Curved Maps

Treasure

The Thoughtful Walruses

Elena LaSalle and Green beans

The Swearing Clenched fists

Dodo Eldon

Panty hose

Bianca Palensky and Bit Of Moss

The Autographed Elk Army

The Spread of Affection