Rewrite this story

Battle Of The Bands

Victor Gupta and the Soft Hubcaps

The Hand-painted Accordions

Enchiladas

Fido Peralta and the Valuable Toenails

The Notebooks

The Snuffles

Lauren Ming and the Theater

The Eyes

Maria Quill and the Rude Ghosts

Uh-huh

The Bows

Jim Bob Briggs and Trout

Insurance fraud

Jill Selby and the Prickly African Violets

Clarabell Witherbee and Relativity

Buddy Workman and the Crude Rocks

Starlight

The Pesky Yetis

Twigs MacDonald and Pâté de foie gras

The Uttering Fist bumps

Troublemaker Candi

Champagne

Giovanni Alden and Cactus

The Hideous Ox Board

The Banality of Decency