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Battle Of The Bands

Twigs Kramer and the Fancy Barbells

The Brittle Ironing boards

Fried Okra

Brandon Oggendorf and the Broken Jaws

The Books

The Finger guns

Aristotle Greenshields and the Church Social

The Ankles

Sierra Schmoe and the Undignified Shrews

VoilĂ 

The Sniffles

Juanita Gray and Rosemary

Kidnapping

Bonita Yastremski and the Puzzling Hacksaws

Jolene Gleason and The Expanding Universe

Horace Hillman and the Curved Model airplanes

Tinky-wink

The Crazy Chimpanzees

Quentin Bobbit and Egg yolks

The Moaning Twitches

Dip Jesse

The piano

Geoffrey Cotton and Leaf

The Archaic Boa constrictor Posse

The Growth of Humor