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Battle Of The Bands

Hayley Baggins and the Fluffy Mirrors

The Stiff Blankets

Biscuits And Gravy

Joanne Greer and the Coarse Thighs

The Bottles

The Hiccups

Rip Grigsby and the Massage Parlor

The Wigs

Savannah Thor and the Lively Whales

Spiff

The Cheers

Joe Fischer and Tabasco sauce

Winking

Iris Jensen and the Stiff Forks

Shamus Bowe and Evolution

Sandi Darnell and the Fluffy Peanuts

Beefcake

The Dismal Baboons

Bethany Busch and Apple cider

The Announcing Cackles

Savage Erwin

The automobile

Geraldine Vogel and Feather

The Cardboard Dromedary Assembly

The Principle of Mediocrity