Rewrite this story

Battle Of The Bands

Allan Sullivan and the Gaudy Stones

The Shiny Flyswatters

Doughnuts

Jessi McDiggles and the Stiff Pancreases

The Vases

The Tears

Wayne Roman and the Pizza Parlor

The Big toes

Jay Logan and the Elderly Ferrets

Yowie

The Hoots

Octavius Wolf and Kiwis, peeled and sliced

Escape from lawful custody

Dennis Broderick and the Autographed Batons

Joel Burt and The Human Genome

Gabe Kulpinski and the Rigid Coffee pots

Rose petal

The Stern Cheetahs

Liling Roberts and Egg white

The Alleging Titters

Dope Newt

The aerosol can

Alyssa Bunyan and Piece Of Bark

The Multicolored Koala Cluster

The Endurance of Morality