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Battle Of The Bands

Shane Comstad and the Imitation Fire Hoses

The Shiny Tennis rackets

Potatoes And Gravy

Mahatma Ramirez and the Filthy Ribs

The Hair Dryers

The Raised eyebrows

Karl Burke and the Art Gallery

The Arms

Albert Ortega and the Sinister Squirrels

I'm On It

The Snorts

Annalouise Gong and Jello

DWI

Drew Rebensdorf and the Heavy Lemons

Roxanne Pattel and The Rings Of Saturn

Anthony Blevins and the Flexible Barbells

Sugar

The Bubbly Dobermans

Damon DeGraff and Sweetened condensed milk

The Tittering Roars

Wimp Wes

Potato chips

Oscar Vandewater and Dead Tree

The Amazing Orangutan Covey

The Beginning of Probity