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Battle Of The Bands

Sylvia Everett and the Rare Pairs Of Scissors

The Used Hats

Pizza

Jolene Richards and the Porcelain Thoraxes

The Batteries

The Flushes

Janice Whiteside and the Séance

The Tails

Michaelangelo Daniels and the Cuddly Frogs

Puppy Biscuits

The Simpers

Fritz Poole and Roast beef

Prostitution

Wes Hillman and the Mysterious Hubcaps

Alan Dietrich and The Uncertainty Principle

Alyssa Esser and the Rigid Bird feeders

Tootsy-wootsy

The Humble Bullfrogs

Gillian Winger and Shallots

The Sighing Evil eyes

Ninny Sharon

The windmill

Abbie Freeman and Raspberry Bush

The Hand-carved Ape Ensemble

The Paragon of Decadence