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Battle Of The Bands

Cynthia Seaman and the Woven Thumb Drives

The Disgusting Forks

Macaroni

Emily Banks and the Primitive Tongues

The Accordions

The Winks

Sean Mittal and the Rodeo

The Heads

Russell Patterson and the Suave Hedgehogs

Wowsers

The Backward Glances

Henrietta Johnson and Pretzels

Homicide

Willie Sloan and the Imported Clarinets

Richard Van Dorn and Vitamins

Kathy Rush and the Funny Baseballs

Little one

The Cautious Dromedaries

Alisa Rowling and Dill pickles

The Spouting Cheers

Traitor Otto

The Ferris wheel

Evelyn Tillerman and Piece Of Driftwood

The Striking Rattlesnake Regiment

The Inanity of Humanity