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Battle Of The Bands

Milo Vanderbilt and the Plastic Sea Shells

The Torn Dead doggies

Ham

Geraldine Zwiebel and the Synthetic Hangnails

The Ping-pong Paddles

The Cringes

Krista Holt and the Shopping Mall

The Mouths

Abraham Sullivan and the Enraged Ghosts

Boy Howdy

The Grins

Riley Marsden and Corn syrup

First degree murder

Vance Dirkson and the Loose Pieces Of Candy

Regina Ivanov and The Spectrum Of Light

Clyde Bushnell and the Brittle Hostess Ding Dongs

Precious

The Cocky Birds

Celeste Wicker and Tequila

The Sighing Fist bumps

Troglodyte Dierdre

The lightning rod

Kaitlyn Bailey and Dead Tree

The Smelly Boa constrictor Syndicate

The Obsolescence of Everything