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Battle Of The Bands

Kellen Drake and the Weird Bugles

The Wooden Pipes

Mashed Potatoes

Brooke John and the Gooey Mouths

The Candles

The Laughs

Michaelangelo Bernstein and the Natural History Museum

The Earlobes

Lindsay Wimple and the Ungainly Goats

Yikes

The Evil Eyes

Arnie Barducci and Pitted black olives

Identity theft

Erwin Rowling and the Huge Tops

Kurt Swaanhof and Native Tribes

Reginald Burke and the Loose Ping-pong paddles

Cupcake

The Muddled Elk

Callie Pough and Pâté de foie gras

The Mumbling Simpers

Ignoramous Luther

The safety pin

Fifi Fischer and Wolf Track

The Modern Mountain goat Congress

The Conception of Chaos