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Battle Of The Bands

Kris Nesbitt and the Odd Pillows

The Hideous Barbells

Applesauce

Lorrie Bobbit and the Gruesome Skulls

The Artificial Flowers

The Power fists

Aristotle McClain and the Ballet

The Spleens

Kaylee Russell and the Portly Weasels

When Pigs Fly

The Smacks

Maloney Quintana and Worcestershire sauce

Evidence tampering

Rip Wyse and the Stiff Notebooks

Blake Hartford and The Atom

Patrick Tinnerman and the Petite Coat check tickets

Baby-doll

The Forgetful Skunks

Lizzie Potter and Blue cheese

The Raving Smiles

Dopefiend Jimmy

The parachute

Rosie Townley and Fish

The Musty Rhinoceros Mob

The Spread of Chivalry