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The Best Bands

Eric German and the Striped Stopwatches

The Rare Brochures

Cabbage Rolls

Judy Brainard and the Big Nostrils

The Sacks

The Snickers

Cedric Provenzano and the Ballet

The Buttocks

Sebastian Pummelly and the Exuberant Donkeys

Indeed

The Raised Eyebrows

Saul Lincoln and Egg Noodles

Sexual Assault

Isabella Verma and the Huge Computers

Claudette Snigglefritz and Combustion

Martin Nesbitt and the Papery Comic Books

Baby-cakes

The Careful Bulls

Jane Harper and Fresh Mushrooms

The Quoting Blushes

Maniac Nicolas

The Telegraph

Charlotte Butterfield and Mulberry Tree