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Battle Of The Bands

Jolene Windle and the Bronze Pails

The Wooden Knitting needles

Fish And Chips

Marty Grigsby and the Damp Pancreases

The Pillows

The Grins

Audrey Crabtree and the Dance

The Thighs

Susanne Portwine and the Weird Moles

Boohoo

The Flinchs

Elly Mann and Chicken

Escape from lawful custody

Reginald Henderson and the Expensive Rulers

Elizabeth McKenzie and X-rays

Isabel Allison and the Gross Flashlights

Tinky-wink

The Diabolical Hedgehogs

Nathan Sandman and Extra virgin olive oil

The Bawling Bounds

Cootieface Penny

AstroTurf

Otto Jankowski and Tree

The Gruesome Guinea pig League

The Destruction of Chastity