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Battle Of The Bands

Harvey Gifford and the Funny Tubes Of Glue

The Gleaming Cans of soup

Oyster On The Half-shell

Bob Prentice and the Burned Arms

The Purses

The Raspberries

Roscoe Pythagoras and the Public Park

The Noses

Jeremy Jude and the Muddled Fawns

Boom

The Clenched Fists

Leroy Ackerman and Margarine

Telemarketing fraud

Maloney Carroll and the Porcelain Blank Checks

Jack Sargent and Gravitation

Upton North and the Filthy Cages

Gentle soul

The Cocky Aardvarks

Lucifer Holloman and Beef sirloin tips

The Mentioning Fist bumps

Sap Ken

Frozen food

Nathan Niederhaus and Twig

The Coarse Parrot Cabal

The Character of Strength