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Battle Of The Bands

Cat Pimsleur and the Loose Fire Hoses

The Important Padlocks

Lamb Curry

LaDue Bobbit and the Rare Paws

The Pairs Of Scissors

The Crows

Eric White and the Bluegrass Festival

The Fingernails

Running Bear Downey and the Shifty Polar bears

The Joke's On Me

The Puckers

Dick Rand and Chopped pecans

Fashion faux-pas

Shannon Jordan and the Ancient Paper Bags

Dusty Killeen and The Hawaiian Islands

Matthew Armstrong and the Nice Teacups

Pork chop

The Presumptuous Rattlesnakes

Geraldo Deng and Ground cumin

The Haranguing Flutters

Monkey Ace

The crossbow

Andrew Dotson and Maple Tree

The Frilly Walrus Coterie

The Fear of Integrity