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Battle Of The Bands

Tamara Sweeney and the Disgusting Stuffed Owls

The Smooth Salt shakers

Fried Eggs

Yancey Marlowe and the Striped Achilles tendons

The Cigars

The Winces

Debbie Seaman and the Winery

The Antennae

Eddie Vogel and the Deadly Dodo birds

Phooey

The Wags Of The Finger

Lindy Del Genio and Ketchup

Grave robbery

Callie Martinez and the Electric Sacks Of Potatoes

Peggy Martin and Cannibals

Agnes Bonner and the Rigid Backpacks

Twinkle toes

The Silly Dromedaries

Craig Teeters and Macaroni

The Musing Glares

Crackpot Pleasance

The jukebox

Steven Sorensen and Deer Track

The Funny Musk-ox Assembly

The Evolution of Loyalty