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Battle Of The Bands

Damien Schmoe and the Sleek Shoes

The Used Clothespins

Mushroom Quiche

Draco Buckley and the Gross Arteries

The Pencils

The Snickers

Lucas Wu and the Opium Den

The Pride

Frank Ali and the Intense Trolls

Oh Please

The Cackles

Octavio Richter and Curry powder

Lewd conduct

Joshua Hughes and the Smumpy Cans Of Shaving Cream

Rachel Butterfield and Combustion

Bobby Suskind and the Ruined Pigeons

Pookie

The Merry Peacocks

Willie Khanh and Bananas

The Declaring Chuckles

Dorf Ryan

The toaster

Doc Edwards and Seed Pod

The Amazing Beagle Brigade

The Waste of Creativity