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Battle Of The Bands

Running Bear Oldfather and the Curved Protest Signs

The Old Shovels

Fondue

Carla Franz and the Brittle Egos

The Keys

The Smacks

Aristotle Bates and the Pizza Parlor

The Toenails

Vinny Flowers and the Difficult Squirrels

Yow

The Cringes

Willard McClain and Thyme

Inebriation

Bum Burner and the Slimy Dead oxen

Daisy Rexford and Neptune

Geraldo Schneider and the Nice Cardboard boxes

Turtle dove

The Sloppy Skunks

Shelly Frankle and Fresh spinach

The Stammering Jeers

Oaf Paco

The hot-air balloon

Nancy Seymour and Fallen Tree

The Rusty Warthog League

The Temperance of Culture