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Battle Of The Bands

Clive Bernal and the Brittle Flutes

The Sophisticated Joints

Fried Eggs

Mackenzie Hook and the Waxy Tummies

The Ropes

The Jeers

Henry Freeman and the Ballet

The Little fingers

Harley Cairns and the Crazy Porcupines

Unbelievable

The Growls

Dillon Washington and Ricotta cheese

Indecent exposure

Vicki Hoffa and the Valuable Toilet Plungers

Lee Vintner and Conditioned Reflex

Michaelangelo Bronner and the Queer Cans of beer

Mon chéri

The Maniacal Dobermans

Camille Finney and Almond paste

The Groaning Sneers

Imp Dan

The TV dinner

Esmeralda Saramago and Sea Shell

The Well worn Airedale Posse

The Waste of Mediocrity