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Battle Of The Bands

Lynn Butterfield and the Cheap Statues

The Hand-made Cans of beans

Cheerios

Sven Sartre and the Rancid Necks

The Advertisements

The Yawns

Alissa Justice and the Gay Bar

The Noses

Alberto Bobble and the Phlegmatic Mustangs

Phew

The Simpers

Dale Esser and Onion powder

Child abuse

Sinclair Gates and the Unusual Duffel Bags

Joseph Borkowski and X-rays

Vic Boudreaux and the Modern Pens

Hon

The Megalomaniacal Badgers

Henry Romano and Lime Jell-O

The Speaking up Hiccups

Fuddy-duddy Magdalena

Earmuffs

Brett Weeden and Spring

The Plastic Prairie dog Club

The Evolution of Patience