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Battle Of The Bands

Alissa Swoopes and the Plastic Tubes Of Toothpaste

The Petite Toilet plungers

Jambalaya

Edith Bruce and the Crooked Fingernails

The Tennis Rackets

The Laughs

Rocket Vaniman and the Bar Crawl

The Chins

Jared Zmarzly and the Sober Parrots

Yay

The Snarls

Christina Oliver and Canadian bacon

Telemarketing fraud

Clara Daniels and the Curved Oranges

Merna Yoshida and The Uncertainty Principle

Shandra Simmons and the Colossal Model airplanes

Pet

The Moronic Bullfrogs

Ruby Gong and HabaƱero peppers

The Fuming Tears

Renegade Mahatma

The aerosol can

Lori Garston and Tree Branch

The Rigid Frog Coalition

The Destruction of Affection