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Battle Of The Bands

Stanley Ellis and the Primitive Pillows

The Autographed Water bottles

Hamburgers

Mookie Drake and the Coarse Funny bones

The Dead oysters

The Snarls

Jennessa Arthur and the Scrapbooking Party

The Stomachs

Nellie Johnson and the Confident Lobsters

Is That A Fact

The Chortles

Gilbert Boudreaux and Diced pineapple

Criminal contempt

Jude Shelby and the Plastic Bags

Marvin Zhu and DNA

Lex Higgenbottom and the Synthetic Stuffed kittens

Bugsy

The Phlegmatic Snakes

Babyface Ostrander and Strawberries

The Affirming Guffaws

Loser Ling

The transistor

Dennis Russell and Weed

The Sophisticated Sheep Cartel

The Origin of Understanding