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Battle Of The Bands

Baldwin Bilgewater and the Large Tissues

The Large Bags of potato chips

Roast Turkey

Edwin Zwiebel and the Gruesome Intestines

The Piggy Banks

The Gasps

Kjersten Moodle and the Dance

The Palms

Dorian Tran and the Gregarious Falcons

Crackers

The Jeers

Newton Everett and Lemon juice

Probation violation

Lee Sterling and the Handy Pinwheels

Hank MacKenzie and Halley's Comet

Reynaldo Shelby and the Ragged Batteries

Pumpkin

The Decent Seals

Jürgen Bacon and Mint leaves

The Spewing Winks

Louse Marilyn

The Internet

Luke Ferber and Feather

The Electric Ladybug Pack

The Demise of Rage