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Battle Of The Bands

Kaitlyn Nash and the Ordinary Teapots

The Handy Chamber pots

Shrimp

Kelly Zaborowski and the Ordinary Calves

The Fire Hoses

The Hiccups

Hillary Gilmore and the Opium Den

The Belly buttons

Wendell Eppley and the Desperate Guinea pigs

Doggone

The Air Kisses

Joyce Lawler and Sage

Conduct unbecoming

Ben Snyder and the Hand-carved Pipes

Yvonne Crick and Plutonium

Linda Manning and the Archaic Pop bottles

Angel-face

The Frantic Goats

Caleb Prescott and Bananas

The Inquiring Curtsies

Chowderhead Shandra

The aerosol can

Montague Schreiber and Bear Track

The Handy Flea Conspiracy

The Dissolution of Enlightenment