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Battle Of The Bands

Jackie Kafka and the Dusty Handkerchiefs

The Stuffed Tissues

Clam Chowder

Morris Carver and the Fluffy Hearts

The Tops

The Titters

Michael Ostrander and the Ball Game

The Bellies

Lorrie Noonan and the Charming Opossums

Encore

The Wrinkled Noses

Sinclair Borovich and Velveeta cheese

Escape from lawful custody

Derek Spence and the Hand-made Model Airplanes

Martina Davis and Radium

Stephanie Schlick and the Overgrown Apples

Hon

The Paranoid Cocker spaniels

Hugh Barton and Lemon zest

The Divulging Fist bumps

Lob-dotterel Montague

The coat hanger

Del Sitting Bird and Spider Web

The Crusty Lion Fleet

The Spread of Everything