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Battle Of The Bands

Audra Kemp and the Petite Brochures

The Gleaming Napkins

Pumpkin Pie

Savannah Pythagoras and the Peculiar Spinal cords

The Thumb Drives

The Gasps

Lee Ridley and the Discotheque

The Tails

Alison Rutherford and the Hairy Wolverines

Glaack

The Wags Of The Finger

Rex Appleby and Cheese

Involuntary manslaughter

Cornelius Xu and the Sophisticated Coffee Pots

Tori Orwell and Geometry

Merna Rice and the Coarse Darts

Dearie

The Dumb Yaks

Pippa Harper and Cheese

The Crying Snickers

Sucker Barnabas

The credit card

Krystal Stuart and Weed

The Bizarre Wolf Nation

The Loss of Wit