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Battle Of The Bands

Jackson Zedong and the Abnormal Pillows

The Queer Diagrams

Tofu

Reginald Ackerman and the Filthy Esophaguses

The Bags Of Ice

The Winces

Brett Major and the Striptease

The Earlobes

Roger Jackson and the Modest Yetis

Tubular

The Belly Laughs

Conner Bergstrom and Potato chips

Pandering

Regina Wimple and the Spongy Calling Cards

Beauford Peralta and Conditioned Reflex

Kellen Bruno and the Magnificent Fire hoses

Baby

The Impish Musk-oxen

Archie Hobbs and Chopped broccoli

The Stuttering Furrowed brows

Ding dong Ron

The TV dinner

Leroy Jankowski and Weed

The Hand-made Hamster Covey

The Appearance of Awakening