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Battle Of The Bands

Maria Murray and the pink Clams

The Modern Cactus plants

Hash

Yvonne Hale and the Gooey Legs

The Towels

The Puckers

Rosa Gray and the Dog Pound

The Tummies

Eldon Singh and the Sleepy Eagles

Golly

The Curtsies

Bill Woolsey and Baker's chocolate

False reporting

Zed Worm and the Hand-painted Joints

Bosco Zedong and The Electron

LaVerne Townley and the Wooden Canes

Sparky

The Timid Anteaters

Robin Grant and Green chiles

The Blathering Woofs

Bonehead Brenda

The vacuum cleaner

Monica Curie and Sea Shell

The Ragged Guinea pig Coterie

The Speed of Character