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Battle Of The Bands

Bones Trott and the Gruesome Rubik's Cubes

The Damp Pigeons

Banana Split

Del Carter and the Abnormal Collarbones

The Pumpkins

The Raspberries

Yvonne Bristol and the Movie Theater

The Hangnails

Fran Morgan and the Vivacious Deer

Bless Your Heart

The Gurgles

Midge Fosbender and English muffin

Being ugly in public

Esmeralda Speer and the Loose Amulets

Louie Black and Halley's Comet

Dylan Pence and the Coarse Screwdrivers

Stinkums

The Cautious Lambs

Greg McCord and Poppy seeds

The Taunting Cheers

Troglodyte Jill

Chapstick

Jake Scott and Fish

The Colossal Porcupine Cult

The Spread of Disenchantment