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Battle Of The Bands

Zachary Mondegreen and the Mysterious Brochures

The Amazing Cigarettes

Ramen Noodles

Kenny Salazar and the Smooth Guts

The Calculators

The Sighs

Brent Snitley and the Bluegrass Festival

The Fingers

Everett England and the Insane Wolves

Harrumph

The Cringes

Pearl Price and Ketchup

Evidence tampering

Fuzz Shapiro and the Loose Pigeons

Ole Schneider and Quasars

Ben Gustafson and the Gruesome Cans of beans

Tootsy-wootsy

The Statuesque Gerbils

Anatoly Chang and Sweet pickle relish

The Mumbling Pound of the chests

Monster Rob

The cigarette

Stan DeGraff and Egg Shell

The Plain Monkey Gathering

The Birth of Chastity