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Battle Of The Bands

Matthew Sewell and the Multicolored Spoons

The Musty Fishhooks

Steak

Ahmed Shoemaker and the Gaudy Antennae

The Fingernail Clippers

The Wrinkled noses

Bob Hyde and the Public Park

The Feet

José Cain and the Relaxed Panthers

Aaaw

The Snorts

Bart Welles and Calamari

Tax evasion

Jasmine Van Hollen and the Abnormal Model Airplanes

Kate Grayheels and Gravitation

Quinn Sarma and the Broken Bibles

Kitten

The Shy Anacondas

Mario Harmon and Ramen noodles

The Suggesting Cringes

Reptile Oliver

Coca-Cola

Norman Thurston and Egg Shell

The Papery Lizard Regiment

The Origin of Kindness