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Battle Of The Bands

Candi Queens and the Dry Billfolds

The Gigantic Bags of groceries

Swiss Cheese

Garrick Nakamura and the Polished Heels

The Darts

The Honks

Sven Flake and the Pub

The Eyes

Lester Weiner and the Sleek Bunnies

Never

The Tears

Melissa McGee and Wasabi powder

Putting the thumb to the nose

Walter Robinson and the Petite Blank Checks

Libby Peters and Uranus

Bubbles Singh and the Shiny Rolls of duct tape

Petunia

The Conscientious Hermit crabs

Noel Mohammadian and Pepper

The Announcing Finger guns

Doofus Jim

The pressure cooker

Josh Woodruff and Stick

The Gigantic Dachshund Posse

The Formation of Modesty