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Battle Of The Bands

Leonie Weber and the Queer Darts

The Damaged Rubber chickens

Fried Chicken

Peggy Nesbitt and the Papery Intestines

The Corks

The Wrinkled noses

Sven Falcon and the Bingo Hall

The Eyeballs

Preston O'Connor and the Wizened Owls

For Heaven's Sake

The Laughs

Joshua Emery and Egg white

False reporting

Jared Lippman and the Queer Mirrors

Celeste Marino and Magnetism

So-Yeng Stevenson and the Damaged Brochures

Honey pie

The Vacuous Canaries

Margaret Beversdorf and HabaƱero peppers

The Gasping Grunts

Geek Johnny

Insulin

Jody Quinlan and Bear Track

The Important Seal Ensemble

The Triumph of Friendship