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Battle Of The Bands

Dolores Poole and the Crude Cigarette Lighters

The Hideous Ping-pong paddles

Tofu

Clifton Grover and the Overgrown Bladders

The Etchings

The Fist bumps

Shawn Brooks and the Variety Show

The Lips

Angelo Trane and the Happy Guinea pigs

Yuck

The Yawns

Marya Giordano and Pistachios

Prescription fraud

Beverly Boodler and the Polka-dotted Tissues

Klaus De Leon and Sunny Beaches

Seema Tiller and the Ancient Flash drives

Patootie

The Brash Meerkats

Wallace McGrath and Ground mustard

The Sniveling Snuffles

Tattletale Jim Bob

Opium

Hunter Townley and Sea Shell

The Damaged Mongoose Board

The Formation of Culture