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Battle Of The Bands

Fido Carroll and the Ridiculous Bottles Of Painkillers

The Fluffy Flash drives

Hot Dogs

Phil Bruno and the Used Kidneys

The Books

The Wrinkled noses

Nelda Barbee and the Bookstore

The Wrists

Jodene Thurman and the Phlegmatic Walruses

Sheesh

The Laughs

Doris Hicks and Rosemary

Assault with a deadly weapon

Manfred Hamilton and the Ordinary Pop Bottles

Gabriel Zhang and A Rare Kind Of Mushroom

Logan Adler and the Rusty Toolboxes

Dear

The Shifty Dolphins

Lear Shoemaker and Crabmeat

The Articulating Flinchs

Scullery maid Beth

Glue

Willard Scoville and Tree Stump

The Important Monster Team

The Beginning of Culture