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Battle Of The Bands

Louis Brazil and the Primitive Buckets

The Gleaming Salt shakers

Mulligan Stew

Eloise Frankowitz and the Polka-dotted Carotid arteries

The Spoons

The Hiccups

Olivia Nicholas and the Amusement Park

The Thyroid glands

Meg Douglas and the Choleric Gila monsters

Crap

The Woofs

Alton Barton and Olive oil

Piracy

Sam Yamaguchi and the Modern Campaign Signs

Rover Collins and Geometry

Noel Ellington and the Nifty Towels

Honey pie

The Bad Computers

Candi Shainberg and Hershey Bar

The Croaking Dope slaps

Sloth Gail

The machine gun

Susie Lindgren and Piece Of Driftwood

The Big Horsie League

The Inanity of Honor