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Battle Of The Bands

Nicholas Powers and the Dry X-Acto knives

The Torn Yardsticks

Chocolate-covered Ants

Nicholas Armstrong and the Greasy Hooves

The Ingots Of Plutonium

The Shouts

Sean Benson and the Rodeo

The Toupees

Leonie Frankowitz and the Disgusting Peacocks

Behold

The Grins

Cassie Suzuki and Dill pickles

Money laundering

Nestor Bruno and the Rusty Telephone Books

Vivian Keefe and Combustion

Jackson Valentine and the Expensive Oriental vases

Pork chop

The Masculine Newts

Cyrus Van Veen and Tapioca

The Affirming Gurgles

Ninnyhammer Donnie Bob

The phonograph

Francisco Ashe and Wolf Track

The Weird Gecko Partnership

The Origin of Humanity