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Battle Of The Bands

Ollie Hamm and the Expensive Candy Canes

The Cotton Pairs of pliers

Mulligan Stew

Virginia Bryant and the Wet Backs

The Microscopes

The Finger guns

Shepard Woolsey and the Reggae Festival

The Teeth

Gus Turner and the Idiotic Porcupines

Sheesh

The Hoots

Gunther Olson and Cinnamon

Carjacking

Cameron Gates and the Miniature Packs Of Gum

Andy Woods and Vitamins

Mark Stevenson and the Brightly-colored Bags of potato chips

Pipkin

The Stubborn Androids

Yvonne Sartre and Salmon filets

The Amending Dope slaps

Moonie Herbert

Bifocals

Scarlett Bender and Mulberry Tree

The Slimy Buffalo Machine

The Disappearance of Humility