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Battle Of The Bands

Dorian Drake and the Rare Stuffed Bunnies

The Gross Toothbrushes

Omelet

Caleb Melville and the Stiff Hair

The African Violets

The Twitches

Jeffrey McGill and the Bluegrass Festival

The Esophaguses

Erica Ferguson and the Bellicose Tigers

Unreal

The Snarls

Kris Klinger and Velveeta cheese

Larceny

Manny Manley and the Greasy Pairs Of Dice

Derek Romano and Gravitation

Beelzebub Shapiro and the Slimy Bags

Banana Cakes

The Silly Wombats

Arnold Romero and Watercress

The Breathing Grins

Flouting milksop Gabe

Concrete

Norm Dietrich and Stick

The Greasy Zebra Regiment

The Demise of Prudence