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Battle Of The Bands

Eubie Sugarbaker and the Crisp Coat Check Tickets

The Ridiculous Cans of sardines

Hamburger Helper

Julieann Morrison and the Soft Front teeth

The Crackers

The Roars

Wesley Looper and the Car Show

The Adrenal glands

Elaine Jordan and the Noxious Cocker spaniels

Harrumph

The Sneers

Octavius Clinton and Orange juice

Being ugly in public

Jeanne Flowers and the Damp bandanas

Dean Kraft and Halley's Comet

Nate Vanderbilt and the Striped Bags of ice

Darling

The Homely Leopards

Bobbie Costello and Pine nuts

The Calling Guffaws

Weevil Jack

The microphone

Tracy Winger and Stick

The Odd Doggie Regiment

The Evaporation of Chivalry