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Battle Of The Bands

Huong Fagan and the Flaky Baseball Bats

The Plain Statues

Scrambled Eggs

Alex Duncan and the Autographed Adrenal glands

The Cigarettes

The Sniffles

Alisa Davis and the Puppet Show

The Larynxes

Raymond Schlick and the Dismal Dodo birds

Whee

The Hugs

Eduardo Del Genio and Pretzels

Conspiracy

Taylor Wimple and the Primitive Flutes

Priscilla Winters and Cannibals

Dianna Sims and the Bent Campaign signs

Honey-bunny

The Haughty Macaques

Angelo Nguyen and Canned oysters

The Grunting Grimaces

Scalawag Lois

Tinkertoys

Clyde Lewis and Rock

The Authentic Leopard Convocation

The Onset of Humility