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Battle Of The Bands

Fritz Spooner and the Art deco Curling Irons

The Overgrown Rocks

Prime Rib

Chum Porrello and the Brightly-colored Chests

The Frisbees

The Caresses

Shannon Peng and the Puppet Show

The Mouths

Brad Al-Ghareeb and the Confident Ladybugs

Stinkers

The Bounds

Nils Townley and Oatmeal

Identity theft

Roy Newman and the Crusty Crates

Debbie Sokolov and The Rotation Of The Earth

Marcus Yager and the Smumpy Crates

Sweetie

The Intense Opossums

Luis Zimmer and Bacon fat

The Fretting Grunts

'noying Ava

The World Wide Web

Nestor Woodruff and Fallen Tree

The Burned Grizzly bear Nation

The week of Humanity