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Battle Of The Bands

Mim Dipko and the Weird Fishing Rods

The Musty Teacups

Borscht

Kimberly Darnell and the Multicolored Toupees

The Packs Of Gum

The Curtsies

JD Kling and the Dance

The Feet

Macon Winchester and the Ungainly Mustangs

That's Crazy Talk

The Bows

Maureen Bobbit and Hot water

Prostitution

Mia Yager and the pea green Spittoons

David Ortmann and America

Bev Peralta and the Bulky Ashtrays

Rose petal

The Boring Mountain goats

Victoria Tillerman and Onion

The Sneering Face palms

Rapscallion LaDue

The credit card

Lois Kissling and Deer Track

The Polished Poodle Personnel

The Growth of Charm