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Battle Of The Bands

Lorna Tran and the Delicate Paperweights

The Gruesome Pinwheels

Prime Rib

Triffid André and the Prickly Little toes

The Charts

The Cackles

Geoffrey Benton and the Ballet

The Skulls

Betsy Durand and the Brazen Rhinoceroses

Ack

The Smacks

Paul Valentine and Onion

Fraud

Eduardo Page and the Speckled Fishing Poles

Dierdre Barcelo and Electricity

Jenny Durand and the Delicate Brooms

Honey

The Moronic Cheetahs

Thelma Kulpinski and Thinly sliced radishes

The Pleading Titters

Clod DeWitt

Concrete

Kyra Nesbitt and Twig

The Well worn Salamander Pack

The Principle of Sophistication