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Battle Of The Bands

Clarisse Simons and the Autographed Rulers

The Papery Model airplanes

Egg Salad Sandwich

Arthur Stephens and the Plastic Pituitary glands

The Fountain Pens

The Pound of the chests

Virginia Gentry and the Theater

The Hearts

Lori Arp and the Bilious Goldfish

Get Outta Here

The Bounds

Owen Brooke and Fresh mushrooms

Abduction

Willie Şerban and the Flaky Mushrooms

Ginger Boodler and The Laws Of Thermodynamics

LaVerne German and the Dirty Brooms

Teddy bear

The Serious Lovebirds

Irving Jankowski and Pinto beans

The Guessing Snarls

Dolt Seema

The lawn mower

Geoffrey Bertrand and Acorn

The Hollow Chipmunk League

The Inanity of Endurance