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Battle Of The Bands

Randall Coons and the Shiny Brushes

The Autographed Pillows

Waffles

Clara Franz and the Nice Horns

The Model Airplanes

The Sneers

Eleanor Deng and the Séance

The Buttocks

Nelda Cain and the Sincere Dobermans

Incredible

The Snickers

Wilma Sims and Apple cider

Drug possession

Carina Santos and the Hard Cans Of Beans

Jacob Black and Solar Energy

Johnny Wu and the Dusty Necklaces

Tootsy-wootsy

The Sloppy Mules

Agnes Gotti and Bamboo shoots

The Groveling Squints

Nerd Avery

Peanut butter

Sheryl Everett and Egg Shell

The Filthy Prairie dog Fleet

The Waste of Generosity