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Battle Of The Bands

Louis Cantor and the Important Teacups

The Imitation Paper towels

Potatoes And Gravy

Bert Grant and the Used Pituitary glands

The Key Rings

The Dope slaps

Jake Bartholomew and the Séance

The Throats

Martin Baca and the Disorganized Leopards

I'm On It

The Bows

Bob Manley and Dill pickles

Smoking

Terri Yastremski and the Fabulous Stuffed Kittens

Scott Bransen and Uranus

Nate Lord and the Disgusting Bunsen burners

Dear heart

The Peculiar Falcons

Irving Kilroy and Cornstarch

The Spitting Coos

Madman Drover

Bifocals

Daniel Diaz and Fern

The Plain Pelican Circle

The Birth of Rage