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Battle Of The Bands

Lars Potts and the Peculiar Toilet Plungers

The Brightly-colored Tubes of glue

Cotton Candy

Beauford Barker and the Multicolored Hangnails

The Napkins

The Snorts

Olga Lucas and the Puppet Show

The Funny bones

Izzy Friedman and the Witty Gophers

Kapow

The Smirks

Stephen Beversdorf and Ramen noodles

Smoking

Lillian Kollmorgen and the Damaged Batteries

Mac Roman and The Rings Of Saturn

Clifton North and the Torn Nails

Light of my life

The Affable Eels

Baldwin Hoffa and Cayenne pepper

The Demanding Clenched fists

Mush-for-brains Nellie

The artificial heart

Nicholas Morrissey and Dead Tree

The Used Pig Cartel

The Rewards of Peace