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Battle Of The Bands

Julieann Bender and the Hollow Bottles

The Cheap Pickles

Ravioli

Cheryl Tubman and the Unusual Teeth

The Fishhooks

The Growls

Newton Jetson and the Scrapbooking Party

The Intestines

Susanne Nakamura and the Pigeon-toed Airedales

Zap

The Squints

Hildegarde Harper and Lime juice

Telemarketing fraud

Penny Berkowitz and the Ruined Stamps

Kent Salinger and The Great Pyramid

Jasmine Cutler and the Ridged Fire hoses

Sweetheart

The Moody Crocodiles

Petunia Xi and Egg noodles

The Warbling Flushes

Idiot Matt

The Big Bang theory

Alberta Black and Fish

The Filthy Pony Gathering

The Onset of Revulsion