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Battle Of The Bands

Jane Berkshire and the Striped Whoopee Cushions

The Dusty Fingernail clippers

Egg Salad Sandwich

Sydmo Nixon and the Handy Brains

The Flashlights

The Blushes

Demetrius Schaffer and the Ball Game

The Pride

Howard Hunter and the Conceited Beagles

Ahem

The Sniffs

Hallie Barry and Egg white

Resisting arrest

Gabe Sitting Bird and the Stuffed Tissues

Teresa Kennedy and Gravity

Brook Draney and the Rusty Cans of soup

Honey pie

The Excitable Boa constrictors

Lynette Orwell and Cheddar cheese

The Scoffing Tears

Bum Joseph

Nylon

Ana Vanderbilt and Bit Of Litter

The Damp Anaconda Assemblage

The Banality of Sloth