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Battle Of The Bands

Timothy Wolf and the Fuzzy Garbage Cans

The Cheap Coffee pots

Egg Salad Sandwich

Juan Shipman and the Worn Bellies

The Knitting Needles

The Sighs

Albert Kim and the Archery Club

The Elbows

Lily McDiggles and the Cautious Ladybugs

Ay Yi Yi

The Death Glares

Wesley Papadapolous and Cream style corn

Prostitution

Jess Weston and the Odd Flashlights

Kylie Norris and Bacteria

Phillip Nakamura and the Fabulous Bottles

Sweetie-pie

The Homely Buzzards

Kenneth Price and Chopped broccoli

The Declaring Shrugs

Moron Octavius

Sulfa drugs

Reginald Anderson and Bird's Nest

The Rusty Cheetah Faction

The End of Nothingness