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Battle Of The Bands

Kim Logan and the Brightly-colored Pumpkins

The Mysterious Photographs

Ceviche

Horatio Murphy and the Shiny Scalps

The Feathers

The Sniggers

Pearl Tucker and the Natural History Museum

The Ears

Petunia Vanderbilt and the Bad Lynxes

Blaak

The Cringes

Todd Vintner and Bananas

Lewd conduct

Edwin Mittal and the Immense Paperweights

Nicole Craft and The Hawaiian Islands

Kayla Khatchaturian and the Electric Water bottles

Dear heart

The Fashionable Ring-tailed lemurs

Cosmo Charles and Vinegar

The Revealing Power fists

Screwball Regina

The perpetual motion machine

Bones Samaniego and Bird's Nest

The Leather Butterfly Contingent

The Departure of Creativity