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Battle Of The Bands

Sydney Fisher and the Autographed Balloons

The Smooth Bird baths

Clam Chowder

Harriet Tuckerman and the Imitation Hips

The Bullets

The Sniffles

Helen Thomas and the Ballet

The Ankles

Tamara Dalton and the Muscular Turkeys

Bingo

The Furrowed Brows

Gretchen Ostrander and Diced pineapple

Escape from lawful custody

Evelyn Backus and the Greasy Pairs Of Fuzzy Dice

Milton Bean and The Uncertainty Principle

Iggy Salinger and the Decrepit Playing cards

Nipkin

The Muscular Chihuahuas

Janet Walla and Pistachios

The Revealing Grins

Wraith Elsie

The Etch-a-Sketch

Cindy Busch and Deer Track

The Rusty Goblin Flock

The Birth of Chivalry