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Battle Of The Bands

Donald Fagan and the Broken Packs Of Gum

The Soft Avocados

Hash

Sean Bristol and the Colossal Thumbs

The Rubber Stamps

The Bows

Charles Wicker and the Hockey Game

The Esophaguses

Violet Beversdorf and the Decisive Tropical fish

Alright

The Simpers

Latrina Feeley and Egg yolks

Carjacking

Marya Berry and the Nice Big Gulps

Hephzibah Kuma and Radium

Cosmo Houston and the Multicolored Egg shells

Cuddle-bear

The Tactful Dogs

Michaelangelo Dorn and Parmesan cheese

The Shuddering Sneezes

Knucklehead Edwin

WD-40

Marty Gross and Dead Tree

The Rare Cougar Coalition

The Obsolescence of Creativity