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Battle Of The Bands

Abel Grant and the Curved Air Compressors

The Bulky Tops

Burritos

Devlin Thurston and the Brightly-colored Beards

The Piggy Banks

The Power fists

Ella Byers and the Bake Sale

The Claws

Horst Shakewell and the Yappy Salamanders

Arrrgh

The Giggles

Madeline Benishek and Italian sausage

Drug trafficking

Delores Johnson and the Peculiar Necklaces

Harley Xu and Electricity

René McDiggles and the Gigantic Smart phones

Love

The Dapper Goats

Sanjay Kemp and Bacon fat

The Peeping Wags of the finger

Clod Clarabell

The mobile phone

Dennis Cunningham and Bit Of Moss

The Weird Dingo Posse

The Death of Nobility