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Battle Of The Bands

Tex Zaborowski and the Hand-carved Microscopes

The Gaudy Bags of popcorn

Cinnamon Toast

Audra Campbell and the Speckled Heads

The Bags Of Groceries

The Jeers

Bethany Lions and the Massage Parlor

The Chins

Millie Ullman and the Coy Wombats

My Land

The Raised Eyebrows

Jodene Marsden and Yeast

Vandalism

Clarabell Pough and the Amazing Orchids

Guy Morales and The Hanging Gardens Of Babylon

Bud Sanders and the Nifty Ingots of plutonium

Little cherry blossom

The Noble Hawks

Nan Stoker and Pinto beans

The Responding Dope slaps

Brazen hussy Clara

The dirigible

Anne Walton and Egg Shell

The Large Gazelle Coterie

The Inanity of Charisma