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Battle Of The Bands

Bettie Lou Knopf and the Hefty Cans Of Beans

The Modern Bicycles

Dry Toast

Gino Green and the Wet Achilles tendons

The Tablet Computers

The Grins

Alberto De Luca and the Bridge Club

The Pituitary glands

Bosco Emmons and the Sleek Porcupines

Godspeed

The Tears

Quentin Winkler and Velveeta cheese

Conduct unbecoming

Charles Porterfield and the Gooey Microphones

Victor Domínguez and Deuterium

Ying Sandhu and the Curved Pairs of binoculars

Petunia

The Angry Falcons

Jude Quinn and Grated Romano cheese

The Sobing Furrowed brows

Nag Lawrence

Champagne

Milton Shainberg and Mushroom

The Wooden Wombat Colony

The lifetime of Morality