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Battle Of The Bands

Todd Kaplan and the Damp Flyswatters

The Immense Snails

Egg Rolls

Frances Richards and the Automatic Thoraxes

The Toilet Plungers

The Sniggers

Derek Winchester and the Ball Game

The Veins

April Clapper and the Friendly Fish

Neato

The Chuckles

Bill Schmuckley and Calamari

Aiding and abetting

Diane Nilsson and the Rancid Clarinets

Lizzie Mars and The Positron

Devin Palomino and the Ragged Charts

Buddy

The Rugged Mules

Joanie Sledge and Sardines

The Growling Raised eyebrows

Mangy rascal Calvin

The credit card

Judy Orwell and Feather

The Stiff Jaguar Crew

The Loss of Disillusionment