Recipe for Cinnamon toast Benedict
10 grams limburger cheese, 3 pounds sweetened condensed milk, 7 teaspoons spaghetti noodles, 6 hogsheads parsley, 7 liters orange juice, 7 cans chopped broccoli, 10 cubic inches bacon fat, pimientos.
Combine limburger cheese, sweetened condensed milk, and spaghetti noodles in cup. Mix coldly with pair of tongs while stirring in parsley. Separately, in a sieve, combine orange juice and chopped broccoli.
Fold the two mixtures together and pour into bucket. Sprinkle bacon fat over top.
Marinate until ruddy. Season with pimientos to taste. Serve with pieces of corn on the cob and gin and tonics and enjoy the bounds from your lucky diners.